"Agony" - Into the Woods lyrics 2014

[@pattyX15]

OMG, this part everyone in the theater was cracking up! Both of the princes are ripping their shirts off in the water singing this and being all dramatic. It was so freakin hilarious! :D

[@erinfarlam5715]

IH my god. I was cracking up too. The two douchey princes ripping open their shirts and trying to out-man each other. I loved Chris pine 😂😂

[@nunyabeezwaxx3884]

XD IRK I kept giggling

[@abbicovington1890]

The shirt ripping was epic! All of their competing was hilarious!

[@2catnaps]

Cinderella Prince: *rips shirt off* AGONYYY! Rapunzel Prince: *struggles to imitate his brother* A-A-ANGONNYYY!

[@2catnaps]

All the while hearing her: "ahhh ahh ah ahh ah*says in annoying voice*ehe eaah eahh eahh e

[@swampghost835]

"The heart that was won from me..." WELL YOU WEREN'T THINKIN ABOUT THAT HEART MUCH WHEN YOU KISSED THE BAKER'S WIFE

[@genevievemccalla3632]

This is sooooo true and exactly what I thought. Like!

[@Maze-437]

OOOH! TAKE THAT PRINCE UGLY! You need some ice for that burn!

[@ainnn5905]

He's meant to be charming, not sincere

[@lavenderhoney6069]

Lmao

[@leih6629]

@@ainnn5905 Hahaha😂

[@jordynd.3613]

When you know she would go with you.....IF THERE ONLY WHERE *DOOOOOOOOOOOOORS*

[@jordynhughes2956]

jordyn d. Only other jordyn i know with a "y"

[@ventoasti]

jordyn d. Garroth from Aphmau's MyStreet; YOU CALLED?

[@lemonboy1711]

But......love is an open door

[@lemonboy1711]

@Kaylee Washington XD but I cant let it go

[@uhnyluh]

@@lemonboy1711 NOOOOO!!!!!!

[@cadanceharmony1316]

*steps on a Lego* AGONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@alexisc.1265]

this made my day cause I did step on a damned lego like 20 minutes ago, and it cut my foot!

[@phoebeb2293]

Ikr

[@PhilThePrince]

+CadenceHarmony I laughed far more than I should have at that. XD

[@nadiasurujdin3484]

THE TORTURE!!

[@doxy692]

+PhilThePrince same m8 ! lol

[@monicajohnston8034]

Am i the the only one who thinks the line "if there only were doors" is funny? I laugh every time for some reason

[@danasmall2617]

+Monica Johnston no

[@sparklekitty6936]

+Monica Johnston I do the same thing! It's hilarious!

[@sophiabirchstreetsso4605]

+Monica Johnston U got ma feeling XD i would laugh every time

[@savannahrollins267]

But that line is for five nights at Freddy's!

[@savannahrollins267]

I mean fnaf 2

[@imogendefriez64]

"Always ten steps behind- Always ten feet below- And she's just out of reach!" I loved that bit of the song when I saw the film :) So cleverly put

[@Tess623]

He actually said 10 feet below not behind ;)

[@imogendefriez64]

***** oh lol obviously wasn't thinking when typing 'cause that's the whole reason I like it :p ;)

[@Tess623]

Imogen booboo Lol yeah I like this song too XD

[@imogendefriez64]

***** Same, and the whole film! :)

[@Tess623]

Imogen booboo yeah :)

[@remyuk]

*rapunzel's prince:* is actually upset about not being able to be with rapunzel. *cinderella's prince:* wtf why wouldn't she want to be with me i'm hot shit.

[@jasminnemcdonald94A]

Cinderella only had until midnight to be at the ball before the spell of her evening gown turned back into rags again.

[@gxfan039]

Chris Pine was perfect for the role of Cinderella's Prince. He is a real life Prince Charming.

[@briannalinden7261]

Me in school. Agony! Oh, the torture they teach!

[@lavenderhoney6069]

I have just sang it, and it won't get out of my head 😂 lmao

[@Sophiesaurus04]

Omg yes

[@Eddy2x4]

2020

[@emilia123zz]

My favourite song, since watching the movie this has been stuck in my head

[@babyjazsteryoutub100]

Is it good? Me and my friends want to Go and watch it at the cinema :D

[@disneydavis6269]

This scene is so hilarious!

[@saintbabylon7250]

It's still in my head. I find myself singing along to it on Spotify in the shower.

[@CoolTurtle]

Not my favorite song, but a good one. It is so hilarious and, personally, i like when they rip off there shirts.

[@diegobrando5284]

I know right!

[@AnAnomalySpeaks]

I love the part where they're both ripping open their shirts and being all dramatic. XD

[@nadiasurujdin3484]

That's my favorite part too. xD

[@AnAnomalySpeaks]

+Erica Kay Lol that makes that scene even better.

[@AnAnomalySpeaks]

I just realized after all this time I accidentally typed "bring" instead of "being"

[@Loveless0012]

I love it, cause Rapunzel's prince noticed that Cinderella's did it, so he had to too XD Looks like he was like "I can do that too and look just as handsome" XD

[@erinliang983]

when rapunzel's prince is ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahing the last ah is sung all wierd as if the prince is gagging like agh

[@TinyHayley90]

If you watch the movie then you will understand :)

[@vonlaker427]

that was on purpose my dear. try to watch the move and you'll see.

[@croissantlife8216]

I watched it but I don't get why he did that or pulled that face

[@saintbabylon7250]

Lilly SkyLight he did it out of frustration. He's in agony cause he's always 10 feet below hearing her song.

[@vonlaker427]

Lilly SkyLight Don't take everything seriously, that was just for fun. I actually love that part, it makes me smile every time.

[@heatherjasper97]

*In choir singing this song for the first time.* All the boys *out of tune and with gusto*: AAAAAAAAAAGONY!!!!! All the girls: Stop it! You're ruining the song!

[@kidneyproductions2169]

+heatherjasper97 Then the one guy (Me) sings it in tune after the others stop so I can be heard.

[@DukeSigma260]

Shameful bastards... I wish I was still in High school I'd crush this song.

[@ariannamyrie9520]

heatherjasper97 I can sing this perfectly in key!

[@domaniclove5202]

That's wierd normally it's the girls that do that on my school

[@trinitygarrick9134]

That is agony

[@nicoleeverleighhhx]

I think everyone died a little in the theater during this scene

[@toriwolf280]

Died out of a fabulousness overload!

[@blackcatconspiracyresearch8340]

Mikana Lucario lol agreed

[@snowypaw6030]

When the Wi-Fi is down.. AGONY!!!

[@kakashisninja18]

When you are in the 8th grade and talk to a kindergartener "AGONY FAIR MORE PAINFUL THAN YOURS

[@gabny1000]

Makayla Campbell wow your life is so hard

[@kakashisninja18]

Yeah I know😂😂😂

[@kakashisninja18]

Quit Stalking HaHahahhahah

[@kakashisninja18]

😂😂😂😂

[@NekoChibiSanArt]

When you're a college student adult talking to a 8th grader and a senior

[@iwillneverletgojack]

Favorite part of this movie, the whole theater erupted in a fit of giggles!

[@Beacuzz]

I listened to this and Somehow I ended up on the floor.

[@Beacuzz]

and somehow once again. Floor!!!!

[@CaptainPotatoTurtle]

Beacuzz Hi it’s been four years, I wanted to bring you to look back at your past cringe :D

[@synt4xerr0r79]

@@CaptainPotatoTurtle says the gacha person

[@briannaroll8057]

Two boys at my school sang this song during our choir concert, three people got a chance to do solos and the two boys did this song,they did really good

[@mellowmarsh1500]

The second time rupunzel's prince was doing the "Ah-ah-ah-ah" was so funny! X3

[@averagestudent1116]

I laughed so hard at this part of the movie and my family was like, "What the actual fudge are you doing?"

[@maddieg.1003]

Hahaha yeah it was pretty dramatic

[@Bliffenstimmers]

My dad and one of my older sister’s actually had a role to play in a stage version of this at our local theatre. Both roles were very minor, but it was really cool! My dad was the prince’s advisor I think and my sis was a background stage person who moved the scenery and stuff.

[@m_artroom]

Stage hand?

[@Bliffenstimmers]

@@m_artroom yep, that’s the word.

[@EssiCrossed]

* *gets a paper cut* * aGONYYYY!!!

[@greenelectrictuber4277]

EssiCrossed ooh and that lemon juice

[@sydneyphillips5278]

I am doing Into the Woods Jr for a school play I am Rapunzel's Prince! My teacher said I have 1 of the best songs in the play!! (I am a girl)

[@Eavxor]

I'm doing into the woods Jr for a theatre company, I have Mysterious Man, but if I could trade it for another it would be one of the princes

[@jjvoltvlogs2014]

Sydney Phillips I am doing Into the woods (the full thing) for my high school and I’m milky white 😂😂 (I’m a guy)

[@iluhdeni228]

my school is also doing Into The Woods play! but it's a mix between the Jr one and the Broadway one and it turns out pretty epic. I am one of the narrators.

[@sparkletrackstar8027]

During this song at the theater i was just waiting for one of them to slip when they were at the waterfall. Lol Am i the only one who though of that?

[@Lyssa16]

Bet they did in one of the bloopers

[@ashlin8814]

I agree

[@FlashakaViolet]

This one and hello little girl were my favourite songs in the movie

[@choudhuryup6084]

FlashakaViolet THAT SONG OH MY LORD xD I like on the steps of the tower. Those three are my favourites too. This one because it's the only one I can sing really well.

[@BlueMoonSamurai]

I agree. The prologue was a fun introduction of the characters, but most of the songs sound so similar. The only exceptions were "Agony" and "Hey, Little Girl" (Which I read that it was altered slightly to be more jazzy.).

[@choudhuryup6084]

BlueMoonSamurai99 s, because it was just *too damn paedophilic!*

[@katiemccormick906]

Hello little girl is a bit creepy...

[@zack4423]

+Katie McCormick it's like a rapist song

[@ayranhudson9280]

when I'm hungry and there's no food.... AGONY!!!

[@nataliethompson4947]

Hahahahhahah me

[@saraicarpenter9869]

forgets lyrics to Agony: INSANITYYYYY I NEED A KNIFEEEEE

[@KaixoDenek]

For the last line I ended up singing; "Lets have a fist fiiiiight"

[@pinkberries3993]

when your otp isn't cannon *AGONY!*

[@ashtin3709]

Brason...

[@phillipthepoet6528]

Laammsssssss

[@BlazeDupree1525]

When your OTP is Marinette. Dupan-Chang and Adrien Agrest AGONY

[@RoseDragon529]

My old school put on a play, and I was part of the before-show-stage-production, set building and stuff, and the 2 princes were part of my class, so we got to see a sneak peek of their part, mostly just where they would step and how to sing each line, but I have never heard a theater in laughter before the night I went to the play. I forgot that ripping the shirts were part of it.

[@BryMartinezV]

I'm still a barely decent singer and i love using this song for learning to have that 'manly' tone of voice for certain songs since I'm just not used to using my chest for a good tenor range

[@skydwag]

i could not find anyone with the lyrics to this song. Thanks!

[@honestydavis2289]

this is my theme song as a lesbian that frequently falls for straight girls

[@weirdolilyxxzz]

Literally me rn. It sucks so much...

[@kendrickcampbell6976]

Then wouldn't you be bisexual if you're attracted to males and females.

[@honestydavis2289]

no. i said lesbian that falls for straight girls.nothing about men said at all

[@ariannamyrie9520]

Misha Davis I feel ya!

[@gracieeslick8797]

Misha Davis yes I understand

[@gxfan039]

Chris Pine has the most beautiful singing voice ever heard!

[@asmallconcern]

10/10 astounding, amazing, the best thing I've ever heard, breathtaking!!!!!! AGONY FOR THE WIN

[@sockhathattington3945]

i love this song and the video were there singing is amazing they did great

[@kirahunolt4968]

AGONY is waiting for this movie to come out on DVD!!

[@drawingdingus6863]

I love this song

[@sacaiahshaw1968]

My favorite song from Into The Woods

[@daniellecozzetto5802]

def my fav song ever! love performing this and going over the top in my room. would be a really funny duet and i hope i can do it one day!

[@GuildWarsGirl]

I need to stop picturing Jon Snow and Robb Stark singing this about Ygritte and Talisa.

[@bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322]

... Oh Christ! That's funny

[@GuildWarsGirl]

Liz Harper Robb would be Rapunzel's prince, despite Richard being in the recent Cinderella movie, and Jon would be Cinderella's prince. Yes, it'd make more sense if the roles were swapped, but that's just how I pictured it 😊

[@savannahquiggle3609]

My FAVORITE scene haha love it

[@JuanLopez-zk2mw]

one of my favorite songs from the whole movie, the first musical movie I saw and I really liked it

[@autumnbyrd1191]

I couldn't stop laughing during this part. it's the most dudebro song I've ever heard in a musical since the Gaston in beauty and the beast XD

[@gonfreecss8753]

I'm reading winter from the lunar chronicals. I can so imagine Kai and Thorne dramatically yelling AGONYYYY!!! right about now.

[@CaptainFrightNite]

I always start singing this song when I mess up one of my CreepyPasta narrations. "AGONY!!!"

[@cosplaynation1209]

Really? I sing this when I step on a leggo...

[@robinscruggs7119]

I saw this in theaters and when it got the part of the two princes ripping open their shirts the 40ish or so lady sitting behind me goes 'oh honey'

[@ClownOwO]

* thinks of Prince Kai and Thorne *

[@mysterylady9025]

Pancakes with wings LUNAR CHRONICLES!

[@jemappellecaro3934]

Yessssssssssss!

[@abbyalip3438]

Pancakes with wings I was just thinking that omg

[@gracieeslick8797]

Pancakes with wings OMG YEEEEEEEEES

[@rainbowdashrocks1108]

Ayo

[@ryanburke4633]

I really really really love this music

[@jdm9219]

This is my favorite scene in the whole movie.

[@eloychavez5729]

My school is doing this musical next semester I can already tell this will be the highlight

[@ashleyspratlin1811]

*Kylo Ren and Anakin Skywalker:* "AGONNNNYYYYY!"

[@jennahilton8259]

YES

[@heathermusic9522]

I just saw this for my college FYE class this week! I never saw the film till yesterday

[@christianoliverio2109]

When you have osgood schlatter and someone hits your knee. AGOKNEEEEE

[@DukeSigma260]

Thank you so much for this, I knew someone who had Osgood Schlatter & I laughed frequently at them 😂😂😂

[@angelicalamb6975]

best song!

[@ggummybearr264]

(Just me?) Pencil breaks in middle of test when your question is timed AGONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@GalaxyJakeYT]

I’m auditioning for this show with this song and it’s really high for me 😂

[@ZurfiAJ]

0:49 When you make a depressing post on instagram and someone comments lol same

[@faestronomy]

*sees people saying some way of hurting themselves and then screaming agony* UNORIGINALITY

[@ryanburke4633]

this is really really really my favorite music of love

[@jam8298]

Love it !

[@stephanie9493]

Play video [CINDERELLA'S PRINCE] Did I abuse her Or show her disdain? Why does she run from me? If I should lose her, How shall I regain The heart she has won from me? Agony! Beyond power of speech, When the one thing you want Is the only thing out of your reach. [RAPUNZEL'S PRINCE] High in her tower, She sits by the hour, Maintaining her hair. Blithe and becoming and frequently humming A lighthearted air: Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah- Agony! Far more painful than yours, When you know she would go with you If there only were doors. [BOTH] Agony! Oh, the torture they teach! [RAPUNZEL'S PRINCE] What's as intriguing- [CINDERELLA'S PRINCE] Or half so fatiguing- [BOTH] As what's out of reach? [CINDERELLA'S PRINCE] Am I not sensitive, Clever, Well-mannered, Considerate, Passionate, Charming, As kind as I'm handsome And heir to a throne? [RAPUNZEL'S PRINCE] You are everything maidens could wish for! [CINDERELLA'S PRINCE] Then why no-? [RAPUNZEL'S PRINCE] Do I know? [CINDERELLA'S PRINCE] The girl must be mad! [RAPUNZEL'S PRINCE] You know nothing of madness Till you're climbing her hair And you see her up there AS you're nearing her, All the while hearing her: Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah- [BOTH] Agony! [CINDERELLA'S PRINCE] Misery! [RAPUNZEL'S PRINCE] Woe! [BOTH] Though it's different for each. [CINDERELLA'S PRINCE] Always ten steps behind- [RAPUNZEL'S PRINCE] Always ten feet below- [BOTH] And she's just out of reach. Agony That can cut like a knife! I must have her to wife.

[@oliviagordon7379]

I'm in love with this song!!!!!!

[@melonythemeloetta5282]

This was a good video!!!

[@hose5257]

In school I was in theater club and we all just started singing this during practice for no reason. We were doing into the woods for our spring play, I actually got to play one of the princes and red riding hood, benifits of being genderfluid with good vocals. Good times...

[@0xyP0xy]

A small theatre in my town put on a production of into the woods and the princes didn't look anything like each other, one was white the other was black, they were also very different in height. It made for a hilarious number and some great acting.

[@allythebean0420]

Best scene in the movie hands down

[@gracewheeler6349]

I got chills omg

[@QueenofCountry13]

Who knew Jack Frost could sing?

[@yaitslivvv9102]

When the last donut is gone AGONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@allayniah4626]

Gets US history exam AGONY

[@BlazeDupree1525]

What era of US history?

[@cheryltullie1506]

This My favorite song

[@kelseyjumique2178]

Now it's stuck in my head

[@caseystreet1303]

BEST MUSICAL SONG EVER!!! IF THERE ONLY WERE DOOOOOOORS!!!!!!!!

[@SaffyHilton4life]

haha this part was the best.. * icant get my shirt off* lmfao

[@MsBeusink]

i watched this with my best friend.....we had to stop the movie for 20 minutes before we could go on without cracking up laughing

[@Megan_Behrens]

Rapunzel's prince is perfect 😍

[@michaelclemons8494]

Going back to school like

[@ryanburke4633]

I do so love this music

[@itsalyssabtw]

someone said that they imagined thor and loki singing this and i cant stop thinking about it

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

That’s amazing. I also love that this is the most decent comment I can find

[@bellaknightR597]

I imagine it everytime I listen to this

[@ryanburke4633]

yes I love this music

[@redhotcheeto6648]

*gets math packet* AGOOOOONYYYYYY

[@raiyahbabinsky1761]

"I must have her to wife" Literally every disney prince as soon as they meet any random girl.

[@miraclebaba9087]

Sondheim’s lyrics are pure genius.

[@crazyasasyn9035]

I was watching Scott pilgrim takes off and I heard someone sing a line from this song and it reminded me this song exists 😂

[@sophiabirchstreetsso4605]

I luv dis song wen i have nothin 2 do i like listening 2 this had been stuck in ma head for days i could watch this for hours XD

[@artemisedison328]

XD I'm also gonna write the whole song down.. (NOTE, This is just for fun, I know the video has lyrics on it) >:D Read on...... (Cinderella's Prince *CP*) Did I abuse her Or show her disdain? Why does she run from me? If I should lose her, How shall I regain The heart she has won from me? AGONYYYYYYY! Beyond power of speech, When the one thing you want Is the only thing out of your reach. (Rapunzel's Prince *RP*) High in her tower, she sits by the hour, Maintaining her haaaiir. Blithe and becoming and frequently humming A lighthearted air, Ahh-ah-aah-ahh-ahh-ah-aah- AGONYY! Far more PAINFUL than yours! When you know she would go with you, If there only were doors. (BOTH) AGONYY! Oh the torture they teach! (RP) What's as intriguing- (CP) Or half so fatiguing- (BOTH) As what's out of reach? (CP) Am I not sensitive, Clever, well-mannered, Considerate, passionate, charming, As kind as I'm handsome And heir to a throne? (RP) You are everything maidens could wish for! (CP) Then why no- (RP) Do I know? (CP) The girl must be MAD! (RP) You know NOTHING of madness, 'Till you're climbing her hair And you see her up there As you're nearing her All the while hearing her Ahh-ah-ahh-ah-ahh-ah-aah-ah-aah-ahh-ah-aah (BOTH) AGONYY! (CP) MISERY! (RP) WOE! (BOTH) Though it's different for each. (CP) Always ten steps behind- (RP) Always ten feet below- (BOTH) And she's just out of reach. AGONYY! THAT CAN CUT LIKE A KNIFE! I must have her... To wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife

[@Zafjokes]

I was in the into the woods Musical at school and we all felt this song on the last day

[@ryanburke4633]

this is so my best favorite music

[@kennedelaboo7670]

AGONY!!! FOR REAL ALL OF THAT SINGING IS AGONY!!! 😣😣

[@laineygrace5944]

This movie was so good and this scene was my favorite by far. The part when Chris Pine ripped open his shirt then when the other guy did it as well to be cool was so funny😂

[@gabrielaadams8014]

"When you know she would go with you If there only were doors" 😂😂😂😂

[@Mrbanker5]

I love 1:48 its my favorite part.

[@devinevans5317]

THIS SONG IS PURE AGONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@kennedelaboo7670]

Agonyyy!! All that singing is agonyyyy!!

[@doxy692]

i lost it at this part ! LMAO

[@yena2439]

in Tangled, I already fell for Flynn. But in Into The Woods, I unexpectedly liked Rapunzel's prince better than Cinderella's. lol

[@dr.augustiniqbal1942]

Me and my friends can’t stop listening XD AGOOOOOONYYYYY

[@lpsswaggertv7727]

When you wanna go back to bed but you have school AGONNNYYYY

[@liananash4978]

Preach lol

[@anneblackwood9013]

When you forget not to drink milk on the day of a very important audition: AAAAAAAGOOOOONNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!