A HFY Story : I miss fighting the humans | 1959~ Deathworld, War, Terran & Humans

[@wildwikedwanderer1208]

And with that simple statement the eyes of holy terra fall upon a xeno homeworld. For humanity refuses to be….a rotten egg

[@JoinedSouls]

"you think you can trick us into attacking them harder because of that? well you're right see you there you rotten eggs!"

[@zuzax1656]

"Last one to the Fuv homeworld is a rotten egg." Ah, the next to ultimate challenge. Of course, the ultimate challenge being, "I double-dog dare you!"

[@dalemorgan8263]

He knew exactly what he was doing

[@mikehenthorn1778]

Human reply. Hold my beer

[@acarrillo8277]

@@mikehenthorn1778 Second place pays the bar tab

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

@@mikehenthorn1778 Dang Mike, you beat me to it by one lousy hour. Have a virtual cookie.

[@mikehenthorn1778]

@@barelyasurvivor1257 thank you

[@williamburnett3660]

As an ork from a distant alternate future universe once said, "Good enemies are hard to find.".

[@user-sq5mr8ut1o]

Gaz is out there crying though because yarrick got krumped. By age or angron we know not. As a guard player I was most sad. But not as sad as the orks it seems

[@flamestardragon7962]

​@@user-sq5mr8ut1o I hear that the orks started a Waaagh in his name

[@lukkaredwolf3534]

@@user-sq5mr8ut1o no one gets to Krump Yarrick but me.

[@involuntaryanalysis]

@@user-sq5mr8ut1o All he really needs to do is lead a WAAAAAAAAGH!!! into The Eye of Terror, and run amok for a bit till he catches Khorne's attention. I don't see Khorne (or Angron for that matter) being opposed to the idea of a good scrap. Plus we'll finally get to see my personal favorite, THE ORKIEST Ork to ever Ork, Tuska Deamonkilla, guess what he likes to fight.

[@H3xx99]

@@user-sq5mr8ut1o I personally think Yarick got killed a long time before then, but he was such a good enemy to the orks, they collectively believed he couldn't die, and when he was reassigned to a different theater of war, he left the Ork's psychic field and suddenly keeled over and rotted instantly.

[@lonelyboy9852]

"Last one to the Fuv homeworld is a rotten egg." and thats how the Fuv homeworld was destroyed in 2 days

[@seldonwright4345]

Who was loafing?

[@erubianwarlord8208]

@@seldonwright4345 there was inclement subspace weather that caused a small delay

[@Talon1124]

It was actually only a day and a half, but a subspace communication blackout delayed the report until a courier ship could be dispatched with a message.

[@jamieanderson7676]

@@seldonwright4345 No one. The Human and Zevib fleets just spent 1.5 days arguing over which sections of the planet each fleet got to destroy.

[@Kualinar]

It toke THAT long ? A whole 2 days ?

[@daddyleon]

"Last one to the Fuv homeworld is a rotten egg." Humans: "Silly you, with that, all is now forgiven...also, we will beat you to it!"

[@mondaysinsanity8193]

Nothing heals old scars like new ones

[@JonathanToolonie]

"Challenge Fecking Accepted!" - A Human Ambassador

[@qwefg3]

Got to admit these aliens are even more interesting and hilarious than I had ever expected. An entire species playing a long con before getting ready to challenge humanity again... by seeing who reaches the enemy home world first!

[@robinchwan]

humans texted back 1 emote.. a hand holding a beer!

[@lonelyboy9852]

The humans when the see the message: Hold my beer...

[@vanevanhaagen4011]

"Last one to the Fuv homeworld is a rotten egg? Mobilize our Troops!" Admiral Eric Sneider, 3. Terran Fleet, 1 Month before he earned the Title 'Ghost' after his best Rommel impression

[@Karmasu_L]

Fav: all in with an ultimatum Zevib: i raise with challanging the humans

[@elduquecaradura1468]

wich is tactically useful, since Favs surpass 3 to 1 to humans, and 6 to 1 to Zevibs, but not both at the same time, then we reduce the numbers to half: 1.5 to 1 over humans, and 3 to 1 to Zevibs that doesn't sound so advantageful

[@Kualinar]

@@elduquecaradura1468 But, then, the Zevibs where operating at half power the whole time and now, they don't. So, the 6 to 1 effectively become 3 to 1, down to 1.5 to 1 with the Humans factored in. Then, what if the Humans ALSO operated at reduced power before and are now operating at full power...

[@mrtodddelaroderie]

Loved the xeno native psychology in this story. It was great seeing how the whole story is basically just 2 short meetings between 2 ambassadors. Thanks agro you are the best!

[@johnnycampbell3422]

Ending on that one chocked me up. Cough and everything, for real.

[@TechnoMageB5]

"Last one to the Fuv homeworld is a rotten egg." Well, that's one way to reclassify yourself from a former enemy into an ally, at least temporarily - and have some fun doing it!

[@DisIzDaName]

**A nearby communications screen flickers on and begins blasting an enthusiastic announcer's voice** "Laaaaadiiiieees and Gentlemeeeeen, boys and girls! We at Xenocide Productions are proud to announce our newest galactovision program 'FUV HUNTERS!!' Tune in to see our home team of skilled human hunters from our favorite show of yester-year going head-to-head with a team of humans in a contest of strength, stamina, and endurance. NO! Not to hunt humans, but to compete with them to see who can achieve the most creatively gruesome victories against the Fuv aggressors! Which will prove the superior predator species?! Keep watching to find out!"

[@danzydan2479]

SOLD!!!

[@imjang2430]

I'd watch that

[@Kualinar]

🤩😁

[@insanecrazyman7637]

that challenge at the end... you know we human's can't resist it!!

[@Naramsit]

"Last one to the Fuv homeworld is a rotten egg!". Sir, dem's fighting words

[@XiahouDun1225]

"I know what you're doing, you're just baiting me...And I'm biting."

[@imjang2430]

"No, no... You didn't catch me. I chose to bite"

[@zacharyhawley1693]

It is said that your greatest adversary is truly your best friend. If that is indeed the case, I think Humanity has found a friend in the Zevib

[@adamloga3788]

I think that once the scars of war have faded, that those two empires will end up becoming friendly-ish rivals. The Zevib love a challenge, and if we can figure out a way around the gruesome death parts of war, then they'll find that humanity can be quite competitive as well.

[@SH-qs7ee]

Zevib evolved to need challenges, and humanity evolved to need conflict. It would be very interesting to see how that 15 year war changed us.

[@ImPotao]

The challenge doesn't just have to be in war, with that said do you think they would make good football teams?

[@peacemaker63604]

@@ImPotao paintball and airsoft if modified would work too, use a special harness that locks up when your hit.

[@imjang2430]

​@@ImPotao there's also a challenge in a whole other kind of theater. 😏

[@GuukanKitsune]

It's nice to see an HFY story where humans have found an equal, who is a good match for them, and have developed something of a Goku/Vegeta, Sonic/Knuckles allied enemy relationship.

[@WiredTurkey316]

Scars heal Glory fades And all we're left with all the memories made Oh yeah, pain hurts But only for a minute Life is short so go on and live it 'Cause the chicks dig it!

[@shanerooney7288]

2 days later. Human infiltrator caught planting a flag on the lawn of Fuv government building. "Doesn't count." 3 weeks later. Human bomber slips into Fuv space and drops single bomb on capital. "Doesn't count." 2 months later. Moon of Fuv Homeworld found to be on a decaying orbit. 4 months till impact.

[@TechnoMageB5]

Decaying orbit? Imagine the tidal forces affecting the planet long before impact...

[@calvingreene90]

In the war we got to know the humans and we found them hell of a lot more trustworthy and friendly than you.

[@michaelyoung7261]

“Last one is a rotten egg!” Oh, those aliens have no idea what this guy just unleashed!!!! In my casual study of history, nothing spurs on humans more than spite! Love (and it’s perversion, Hate) are a close second, but boy oh boy do we get malicious when spite is our drive!

[@theodoreslavo5385]

the Humans: "Son of a bitch, I'm in!"

[@number3766]

3-1? Good, it is an even fight -Shipmaster

[@GR3YD3ATH]

enemy of my enemy is a friend...

[@chrissouthgate4554]

enemy of my enemy - has mutual interests. There's no need to go overboard!

[@ealtar]

the enemy of my enemy is still my enemy !! - niecheean proverb

[@BrazenBard]

The Enemy of my Enemy is my Enemy's Enemy - no more, no less. Maxim 29.

[@geoshark12]

Also if they didn’t kill or harm prisoners the humans probably would start seeing being hunted down as a game a well

[@imjang2430]

There 100% was bets on human side for who escaped best or the longest from those hunters. Maybe a one-man show type series like the extreme survival guy from the meme: "adapt, survive, overcome" One hella thing to watch too

[@GnarledStaff]

Well done! I really enjoyed this one. Good PoV, with good insights and commentary that was interesting and fun to listen to. The story was more than a mere narration of facts, even without using any action scenes. Good choice of scenes, and the "twist" worked really well as a payoff. Good choice of voices for the narrator, too!

[@brentmartin6833]

Hmmm... shades of a Doolittle Raid? Doov only said First! to reach the Fuv Homeworld, not actually taking it. Maybe a game of keep away, Humans & Zevib keeping it away from the Fuv?

[@davidragan9233]

Instead of Fighting the Humans directly COMPETITION as Allies!

[@MidnightSmoke]

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[@ogshurkin]

I'm crying this was beautiful

[@66Lynnie]

So the xenos are watching their version of Hogan's Heroes in space?

[@mattbrown5511]

And the gauntlet has been thrown ... out of respect. Nicely done.

[@Kualinar]

That last line... «Last one to the Fuv homeworld is a rotten egg.» had me rolling on the floor laughing🤣. It may very well end up in a tie, or the humans WILL be the first there.

[@kabob0077]

10:22 QUICK, we can't let the Zevib get to the Fuv homeworld first! We must be as fast as the Ghost Division, we must utterly Blitz them and beat the Zuvib to the Fuv capital! Our Honor is at stake!

[@Skaven_is_greatest]

Humans “we are challenging to a race it is time for the full war economy”

[@tomhchappell]

I really liked the ending! 😊

[@yomogami4561]

lol loved the last line....taunt? thanks for the story and the narration

[@rainynight02]

Oh damn. I was wondering where this was going and was not expecting that twist at the end!

[@markotisovic8233]

For the Author, for the Bard and for the almigthy Algorithm

[@keithbuck99]

And when they arrived all they found was a single Human, sitting on the throne of the Fuv Emperor. Looking up from their beer the Human said 'dudes what took you so long? The bar opened a half hour ago and drinks are on y'all!'.

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings Mentlegent For the Rhythm that is Algo Story rambles a bit, but at least the Zevib respect us.

[@andyknolls8735]

Humans- hold my beer.

[@jacobcustard146]

Humanity: "I know you're playing me. But you're right."

[@kabob0077]

"Frankly, I had enjoyed the war."

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

We found our battle buddy

[@carrahermichael]

Thanks!

[@AgroSquerril]

A pleasure , thank you for the dono its very much appreciated.

[@yomogami4561]

oh fun story. loved the ending thanks for the narration

[@renaissancepress247]

I laughed out loud at the end. That would be a fun race!

[@NightCelica]

Last is a rotten egg! 🤣🤣🤣

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@ArronRatliff]

The Fuv are lucky. He only issued the rotten egg challenge, If he had issued the last one there buys the beer then the Fuv would soon be extinct.

[@x1tekja]

CNO: rotten egg?!! I want all fleets on immediate intercept 15minutes ago!

[@johnnycampbell3422]

Love to you Agro. Do any of you watch Hoodedmystic? His stories are really good and under watched.

[@Fortressofironblood1776]

Oh, I do believe that is a challenge. Okay let's dance.

[@grubmclain]

Somehow Kilroy still beat all of them.

[@jamesappling1212]

A statement like that! It would be On!😂🤣

[@ravenouself4181]

We have been challenged boys. Time to bend the laws of the Universe.

[@fturla___156]

I didn't know this was a sting operation. As someone just said, it's the long con.

[@seanrobert9661]

[documented contact]

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!

[@xavierzaxavier5873]

Rotten egg can be many meaning and as it see the xeno have slave and kill human.... i can imagine future xenocide on alien homeworld....

[@derekdrake8706]

That little.. oh, it's on now.

[@KroMagnum4]

Rotten egg hah now that was funny!

[@TotallyDapper]

Marque is pronounced mark. Great reading though! :)

[@williamwebb4905]

Strategic ‘mindfuck’ 😁

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

[@scott644]

Loved it.

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

oh ffs just worked out that Zevib is an anagram of Vibez.

[@alexc4300]

Kitty’s kind of short for a Kzin

[@thedevilsworkshop7720]

For the AlGoreRythym.

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@nooneofimportance2110]

666th like for the story. Of course🤣. These guys are almost as crazy as we are😝. Almost😌.

[@grafeugenius]

This is a hilarious story. 2 nutcase if a species and one very unfortunate slaving space race

[@oskargiza7251]

good one :)

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm11!

[@irflashrex]

And that was the end of the Fuv empire.

[@MrSirwolf2001]

For the Algorithm!

[@erxy6646]

First time I am not a year late

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@genericuser984]

cool

[@GenStallion]

And their off. Bets start at $20.

[@thecatlover5093]

60 Credits on the universe's craziest species!

[@stratometal]

Fuv boi got baited!

[@Maj_Kasul]

Lol. Bravo.

[@merlinwizard1000]

10th, 13 January 2023

[@Vendelboe64]

Rofl

[@killjoy4009]

For the Algorithm!