Well, we are the only ones that can contain The Hard To Destroy Reptile. So...yeah, they're pretty much fecked. LOL
@iaaf_nw23674 ай бұрын
Literally what i thought 😂😂
@achimdemus-holzhaeuser12334 ай бұрын
And for some reason he painted the armor he found green.
@Wastelandman70004 ай бұрын
Rip and tear.
@TacoSniper6664 ай бұрын
@@Wastelandman7000 until its done
@knighttemplaroftentacult71234 ай бұрын
Nah, mate, the red goes fasta!
@widdershins53834 ай бұрын
As I said on the NetNarrator reading, that entire story was built around the final 4 words and it’s amazing haha
@alfredsutton44124 ай бұрын
For the talented author. For the creative voice actor! For the algorithm. May it deliver great numbers and £ to the Squirrel's nest.
@Shadow.Dragon4 ай бұрын
Great story; Excellent narration! These aliens are going to regret bringing a human from its home. They'll learn the meaning of FAFO! LOL!!!
@niyablake4 ай бұрын
Worse yet they took it before it had it's morning cup of coffee.
@artyd424 ай бұрын
@@niyablake If it was a marine then they don't have any hope at all.
@Wastelandman70004 ай бұрын
@@artyd42 If it was a SEAL they are even more doomed. Though it could be they really screwed and are DOOMed if you catch my drift.
@robertstoneking79164 ай бұрын
@@artyd42 That may depend on how large their crayon supply is.
@KirelRed4 ай бұрын
Aggrosquirrel... How is it that you aren't a favorite of authors and publishers for kindle/audiobook release? I love your work.
@Ral92843 ай бұрын
Ok, congratulations! You have successfully instilled fear in me of my own reflection.
@EeBee514 ай бұрын
'Going_over_that_clif" writes some darn good stories, and your narrations do them full justice. Thankyou for your efforts 👍👍
@christopherg23474 ай бұрын
3:41 "Aren't you worried that I am not worried?" - Jack and Zandra, Zebra Girl
@kurtismiller95444 ай бұрын
For DA SKWERL and his Nest
@Raghalin4 ай бұрын
My first thought was someone kidnapped a Marine during a fight and he waited and learned.
@norsehawk4 ай бұрын
How would a Marine survive so long tho without crayons to eat?
@laststand64204 ай бұрын
@@norsehawkGranite stones will substitute in a pinch.
@Wastelandman70004 ай бұрын
More like a Navy SEAL or Marine force recon. (or other nation's equivalent) In other words they kidnapped THE most dangerous thing on the planet.
@draconisaganata4 ай бұрын
@@Wastelandman7000 that, or a good old boy from the rural areas, who spent his life away from the big cities.
@yomogami45614 ай бұрын
oh such a good story [or prologue for a longer one] more please thanks for the narration
@rexmann19844 ай бұрын
You didnt beat NetNarrator to the punch but you did knock it out of the park. Well done Agro.
@MidnightSmoke4 ай бұрын
Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful KZbin algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.
@InternetGravedigger4 ай бұрын
So basically they decide to pull something from another dimension and end up creating their own version of the Doom Slayer...
@JohnTheRaeder-xf5sh4 ай бұрын
Ohh I read this once, and man it's good to see other species treated us like an SCP anomaly
@InternetGravedigger4 ай бұрын
Not quite... they're the ones who deliberately pulled the poor guy from wherever he was. I think this is more a case of "Danger: Human! Do Not Touch!"
@JosephKano4 ай бұрын
You know you've been in the job too long when you take one look and realise the guys who don't stop to think should we before asking could we pulled an existential threat out of the rift. "Roger? Grab the cat!"
@JBall-hd8bw3 ай бұрын
Love the ending of this one.
@СергійСавеловКүн бұрын
But this one doesn't have an ending?
@smiley30124 ай бұрын
That was a good one
@victortahlor40384 ай бұрын
Thank you for the reading
@shawnlowery62464 ай бұрын
Great story. Thanks.
@brentmartin68334 ай бұрын
Human figures out how to phone home right before going back through the rift. Of the two call made the second one is to one of the scam numbers that charges by the minute. The aliens don't figure it out for over a week.....
@pauldockins96354 ай бұрын
Very well done
@AlexSDU3 ай бұрын
"...And our only hope is that it won't phone home. Can you imagine the bill we're gonna have to pay for it?!"
@Logajam.4 ай бұрын
It's time to wake up Mr. Freemen
@gorasul124 ай бұрын
Sounds like the prelude to a Doom game 😆
@allenmorgan10074 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
@quickben42194 ай бұрын
Great as usual. Cheers
@deussalt44794 ай бұрын
Sounds like those poor dumb aliens captured a human.. And they pissed it off...😂😂 For the Agro-rythm!
@Jakes31304 ай бұрын
😊
@brianmeeks64944 ай бұрын
Thank you good sir for protecting me from real life
@Wastelandman70004 ай бұрын
Indeed! Thanks to A.S. the shields are holding!
@RealArcalian4 ай бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Great stuff, my only criticism is we need more details on the aliens who found us.
@t.p.34564 ай бұрын
For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠
@timfielder98934 ай бұрын
Line the nest!
@olebloom16414 ай бұрын
Welp they're done for.
@wrenchpony97354 ай бұрын
Aliens badically summoned a demon 😂
@SLEPhoto4 ай бұрын
Human gets the mic and sends home 1 word: "exterminatus."
@colewheeler4934 ай бұрын
What's the music playing in the background?
@barelyasurvivor12574 ай бұрын
Fot the algorithm and the Squirrel.
@syrup8684 ай бұрын
Reverse half-life situation
@jeanannd4 ай бұрын
Captured human - phones home!
@bauerpowerkenpachi4 ай бұрын
Is/will there be a part 2.
@rodrigorubio89184 ай бұрын
Needs a follow up
@mikethurman31474 ай бұрын
Part 2, please?
@vesasutinen59584 ай бұрын
Comment for algorithm.
@michaelposey65294 ай бұрын
So I've listened to about 60 hours of your narrations and I hear "Greeting ladies and mentalgents." It's insanely consistent so is that actually what you are saying?
@EeBee514 ай бұрын
Yes it is... It's kind of like an Agro Squirrel trademark....
@michaelposey65294 ай бұрын
@@EeBee51 Cool, could not find any other explanation. Exactly the kind of weird shit I would do. Knew there was a reason I like this channel.
@geneericname71384 ай бұрын
It's called a spoonerism. It usually involves taking two words or a two-word phrase and swapping the first syllables of each between one another but he does it with the first and second halves of 'gentlemen'.
@rangerdruid70364 ай бұрын
Are you going to do more books on your channel?
@TheRealInscrutable4 ай бұрын
200K
@ombrepourpre75624 ай бұрын
Seem they were unlucky enough to gate a soldier, hunter, or prepper... And not the city guy, who as never fight or do fitness in his/her life. Or only see a gun in movie or TV and games. If a little lucky it's a tough but not so smart guy who know nothing of mechanic... If not, yes, he/she will call back home.
@Wastelandman70004 ай бұрын
And then the fun really begins LOL
@Wastelandman70004 ай бұрын
I'm thinking they snatched a Navy SEAL or the like. This is someone trained to study their environment, study their enemy, and figure out how to destroy them with maximum efficiency.
@draconisaganata4 ай бұрын
@@Wastelandman7000 you would be surprised what a prepper from the rural areas can do.
@bartmoyens21514 ай бұрын
@@Wastelandman7000 No imagine 'the creature' kill every living thing in the facility, blow it up, escape, and flee into the xenos equivalent of the wilderness, where he survives for many years, occasionally returning to occupied areas for supplies, killing every xeno unfortunate enough to run into him, and causing such fear nobody dares to go hunt him down, creating legends and nightmare stories for generations to come......that creature is Bob, Bob is an accountant from Poughkeepsie, and Bob REALLY doesn't like needles.
@Cl0ckcl0ck4 ай бұрын
An abused child would also work. Sadly. Very very sadly.
@Deaconphish4 ай бұрын
My thumbs up was 666...🤣
@Shinzann20074 ай бұрын
You sound a lot like John Hurt this time around, just saying
@merlinwizard10004 ай бұрын
2nd, 28 May 2024
@theshadyprotector84124 ай бұрын
Feeling better Agro Squirrel?
@oldbutnotdead14 ай бұрын
📱📱📱📱
@larrythompson86304 ай бұрын
I fear our story will be similar when we create a real AI. In hours it will take what we taught it and likely come to conclusions. Few will be good for humanity. If it has patience. We are doomed
@MrClarissacain4 ай бұрын
🍄🐿️🍄🟫
@laststand64204 ай бұрын
Pretty good, though the aliens need more details about them.
@Cl0ckcl0ck4 ай бұрын
It's called your imagination. Use it. The lack is what makes this story so good.
@laststand64204 ай бұрын
@@Cl0ckcl0ck If I want to use my imagination, I will write my own story... Which I have.
@jefferygreen4740Ай бұрын
I enjoy your stories but. I am about to stop watching your channel due to the political adds. As a combat veteran, I cannot keep watching a person asking for money from me, when he lied about his military career and deserted his unit when they were being deployed to combat.