Well, we are the only ones that can contain The Hard To Destroy Reptile. So...yeah, they're pretty much fecked. LOL
@iaaf_nw23676 ай бұрын
Literally what i thought 😂😂
@achimdemus-holzhaeuser12336 ай бұрын
And for some reason he painted the armor he found green.
@Wastelandman70006 ай бұрын
Rip and tear.
@TacoSniper6666 ай бұрын
@@Wastelandman7000 until its done
@knighttemplaroftentacult71236 ай бұрын
Nah, mate, the red goes fasta!
@widdershins53836 ай бұрын
As I said on the NetNarrator reading, that entire story was built around the final 4 words and it’s amazing haha
@alfredsutton44126 ай бұрын
For the talented author. For the creative voice actor! For the algorithm. May it deliver great numbers and £ to the Squirrel's nest.
@Shadow.Dragon6 ай бұрын
Great story; Excellent narration! These aliens are going to regret bringing a human from its home. They'll learn the meaning of FAFO! LOL!!!
@niyablake6 ай бұрын
Worse yet they took it before it had it's morning cup of coffee.
@artyd426 ай бұрын
@@niyablake If it was a marine then they don't have any hope at all.
@Wastelandman70006 ай бұрын
@@artyd42 If it was a SEAL they are even more doomed. Though it could be they really screwed and are DOOMed if you catch my drift.
@robertstoneking79166 ай бұрын
@@artyd42 That may depend on how large their crayon supply is.
@JBall-hd8bw5 ай бұрын
Love the ending of this one.
@СергійСавеловАй бұрын
But this one doesn't have an ending?
@KirelRed6 ай бұрын
Aggrosquirrel... How is it that you aren't a favorite of authors and publishers for kindle/audiobook release? I love your work.
@christopherg23476 ай бұрын
3:41 "Aren't you worried that I am not worried?" - Jack and Zandra, Zebra Girl
@Raghalin6 ай бұрын
My first thought was someone kidnapped a Marine during a fight and he waited and learned.
@norsehawk6 ай бұрын
How would a Marine survive so long tho without crayons to eat?
@laststand64206 ай бұрын
@@norsehawkGranite stones will substitute in a pinch.
@Wastelandman70006 ай бұрын
More like a Navy SEAL or Marine force recon. (or other nation's equivalent) In other words they kidnapped THE most dangerous thing on the planet.
@draconisaganata6 ай бұрын
@@Wastelandman7000 that, or a good old boy from the rural areas, who spent his life away from the big cities.
@EeBee516 ай бұрын
'Going_over_that_clif" writes some darn good stories, and your narrations do them full justice. Thankyou for your efforts 👍👍
@yomogami45616 ай бұрын
oh such a good story [or prologue for a longer one] more please thanks for the narration
@kurtismiller95446 ай бұрын
For DA SKWERL and his Nest
@rexmann19846 ай бұрын
You didnt beat NetNarrator to the punch but you did knock it out of the park. Well done Agro.
@victortahlor40386 ай бұрын
Thank you for the reading
@Ral92845 ай бұрын
Ok, congratulations! You have successfully instilled fear in me of my own reflection.
@JohnTheRaeder-xf5sh6 ай бұрын
Ohh I read this once, and man it's good to see other species treated us like an SCP anomaly
@InternetGravedigger6 ай бұрын
Not quite... they're the ones who deliberately pulled the poor guy from wherever he was. I think this is more a case of "Danger: Human! Do Not Touch!"
@MidnightSmoke6 ай бұрын
Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful KZbin algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.
@Logajam.6 ай бұрын
It's time to wake up Mr. Freemen
@InternetGravedigger6 ай бұрын
So basically they decide to pull something from another dimension and end up creating their own version of the Doom Slayer...
@Jakes31306 ай бұрын
😊
@quickben42196 ай бұрын
Great as usual. Cheers
@AlexSDU5 ай бұрын
"...And our only hope is that it won't phone home. Can you imagine the bill we're gonna have to pay for it?!"
@brianmeeks64946 ай бұрын
Thank you good sir for protecting me from real life
@Wastelandman70006 ай бұрын
Indeed! Thanks to A.S. the shields are holding!
@shawnlowery62466 ай бұрын
Great story. Thanks.
@JosephKano6 ай бұрын
You know you've been in the job too long when you take one look and realise the guys who don't stop to think should we before asking could we pulled an existential threat out of the rift. "Roger? Grab the cat!"
@allenmorgan10076 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
@smiley30126 ай бұрын
That was a good one
@stevenharper505519 күн бұрын
Awesome!!
@pauldockins96356 ай бұрын
Very well done
@gorasul126 ай бұрын
Sounds like the prelude to a Doom game 😆
@timfielder98936 ай бұрын
Line the nest!
@brentmartin68336 ай бұрын
Human figures out how to phone home right before going back through the rift. Of the two call made the second one is to one of the scam numbers that charges by the minute. The aliens don't figure it out for over a week.....
@deussalt44796 ай бұрын
Sounds like those poor dumb aliens captured a human.. And they pissed it off...😂😂 For the Agro-rythm!
@wrenchpony97356 ай бұрын
Aliens badically summoned a demon 😂
@RealArcalian6 ай бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Great stuff, my only criticism is we need more details on the aliens who found us.
@SLEPhoto6 ай бұрын
Human gets the mic and sends home 1 word: "exterminatus."
@t.p.34566 ай бұрын
For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠
@barelyasurvivor12576 ай бұрын
Fot the algorithm and the Squirrel.
@olebloom16415 ай бұрын
Welp they're done for.
@syrup8686 ай бұрын
Reverse half-life situation
@bauerpowerkenpachi6 ай бұрын
Is/will there be a part 2.
@jeanannd6 ай бұрын
Captured human - phones home!
@colewheeler4936 ай бұрын
What's the music playing in the background?
@vesasutinen59586 ай бұрын
Comment for algorithm.
@michaelposey65296 ай бұрын
So I've listened to about 60 hours of your narrations and I hear "Greeting ladies and mentalgents." It's insanely consistent so is that actually what you are saying?
@EeBee516 ай бұрын
Yes it is... It's kind of like an Agro Squirrel trademark....
@michaelposey65296 ай бұрын
@@EeBee51 Cool, could not find any other explanation. Exactly the kind of weird shit I would do. Knew there was a reason I like this channel.
@geneericname71386 ай бұрын
It's called a spoonerism. It usually involves taking two words or a two-word phrase and swapping the first syllables of each between one another but he does it with the first and second halves of 'gentlemen'.
@TheRealInscrutable6 ай бұрын
200K
@rodrigorubio89186 ай бұрын
Needs a follow up
@Deaconphish6 ай бұрын
My thumbs up was 666...🤣
@rangerdruid70366 ай бұрын
Are you going to do more books on your channel?
@mikethurman31476 ай бұрын
Part 2, please?
@oldbutnotdead16 ай бұрын
📱📱📱📱
@ombrepourpre75626 ай бұрын
Seem they were unlucky enough to gate a soldier, hunter, or prepper... And not the city guy, who as never fight or do fitness in his/her life. Or only see a gun in movie or TV and games. If a little lucky it's a tough but not so smart guy who know nothing of mechanic... If not, yes, he/she will call back home.
@Wastelandman70006 ай бұрын
And then the fun really begins LOL
@Wastelandman70006 ай бұрын
I'm thinking they snatched a Navy SEAL or the like. This is someone trained to study their environment, study their enemy, and figure out how to destroy them with maximum efficiency.
@draconisaganata6 ай бұрын
@@Wastelandman7000 you would be surprised what a prepper from the rural areas can do.
@bartmoyens21516 ай бұрын
@@Wastelandman7000 No imagine 'the creature' kill every living thing in the facility, blow it up, escape, and flee into the xenos equivalent of the wilderness, where he survives for many years, occasionally returning to occupied areas for supplies, killing every xeno unfortunate enough to run into him, and causing such fear nobody dares to go hunt him down, creating legends and nightmare stories for generations to come......that creature is Bob, Bob is an accountant from Poughkeepsie, and Bob REALLY doesn't like needles.
@Cl0ckcl0ck6 ай бұрын
An abused child would also work. Sadly. Very very sadly.
@merlinwizard10006 ай бұрын
2nd, 28 May 2024
@MrClarissacain6 ай бұрын
🍄🐿️🍄🟫
@HeliumNitrogenTantalumIodine6 ай бұрын
Feeling better Agro Squirrel?
@Shinzann20076 ай бұрын
You sound a lot like John Hurt this time around, just saying
@larsharris6 ай бұрын
I fear our story will be similar when we create a real AI. In hours it will take what we taught it and likely come to conclusions. Few will be good for humanity. If it has patience. We are doomed
@laststand64206 ай бұрын
Pretty good, though the aliens need more details about them.
@Cl0ckcl0ck6 ай бұрын
It's called your imagination. Use it. The lack is what makes this story so good.
@laststand64206 ай бұрын
@@Cl0ckcl0ck If I want to use my imagination, I will write my own story... Which I have.
@jefferygreen47403 ай бұрын
I enjoy your stories but. I am about to stop watching your channel due to the political adds. As a combat veteran, I cannot keep watching a person asking for money from me, when he lied about his military career and deserted his unit when they were being deployed to combat.