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Agro Squirrel Narrates

Agro Squirrel Narrates

Күн бұрын

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@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын
New Channel : bit.ly/3NJZFxL. New video dropping there tonight (14ish hours from now)
@vdsora32
@vdsora32 2 жыл бұрын
Story 1: We may stand up to the reaper any chance we get but not to that extent. Story 2: Your words flatter us for our ablity to throw rocks.
@avroarchitect1793
@avroarchitect1793 2 жыл бұрын
evolution of military tech is basically, swing rock harder and faster, make rock tougher, or throw rock faster and throw heavier rock.
@mywither7878
@mywither7878 2 жыл бұрын
Story 1 I daresay that if given the means, many would go to that extent time and time again.
@mikkelnpetersen
@mikkelnpetersen Жыл бұрын
We may punch the reaper in the face to have him back off, but once he finally has the soul, it's his.
@garberasandor9699
@garberasandor9699 2 жыл бұрын
Story 1: Let's just hope that the accuser doesn't take the smug look as a "Noone will *ever* believe you."
@NcrXnbi
@NcrXnbi 2 жыл бұрын
Just Humans with the Necrophage trait in a nutshell.
@TheAussief1
@TheAussief1 2 жыл бұрын
First story reminds of one that my uncle (a doctor) told once, he was getting a haircut when a local walking past dropped with a heart attack. He’s raced out with the barbers sheet still around him and started CPR. Broke all the ribs of the guy and saved his life. He couldn’t buy a drink in the pub where that local drank in after that. His money was no good.
@SapphireBlue117
@SapphireBlue117 2 жыл бұрын
Why was his money no good? Was it because he broke all the ribs?
@TheAussief1
@TheAussief1 2 жыл бұрын
@@SapphireBlue117 the term “his money was no good” meant that his drinks were free. The heart attack guy paid for them.
@SapphireBlue117
@SapphireBlue117 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheAussief1 Oh, ok thank you
@jaydeleon8094
@jaydeleon8094 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheAussief1 when I hear "money is no good" I hear that the money is denied by the seller, meaning they will not take payment. usually means a bad thing.
@SoMuchFacepalm
@SoMuchFacepalm 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaydeleon8094 yeah, it's the positive/negative inversion thing. Like black Americans calling each other neggir or Aussies calling their mate a cnut.
@evernewb2073
@evernewb2073 2 жыл бұрын
to be fair, it actually _is_ slightly up for the debate: that our bodies are developed to treat basically any object we can reasonably lift as a projectile weapon is not disputable, the only fuzzy point is that the trait developed because the first thing we were throwing was ourselves, that "predatory" binocular rangefinding vision and manipulator limbs build is common among arboreal animals on earth whether they catch bugs out of the air or get by mostly on leaves and seeds and presumably some functional equivalent would be common among anything that developed under similar circumstances elsewhere. anyways, my point is that the throwing things predates any other tool use, predates predatory behavior, and accrues a greater degree of refinement and structural devotion in our bodies than running does, it's actually by far the biggest reason that whole persistance predator thing developed at all: we were already doing step 1: "cause a target to flee, preferably injured" every time we were throwing rocks at things to defend ourselves or threaten something else out of a space we wanted to occupy. in short it's not "smart monkey throw rock" it's "rock monkey get smart"
@chrisdufresne9359
@chrisdufresne9359 2 жыл бұрын
Dakka is a result of our brains deciding to yeet the rock at the big critter we wish to kill.
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 жыл бұрын
Twenty years ago, this sentence would be incomprehensible. Gods, I love the internet.
@RealArcalian
@RealArcalian 2 жыл бұрын
Greetings, Mentlgent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Story 1: Yeah if the accuser uses medical science too, the Necromancy argument has no real weight. Story 2: Again, following logic, our natural weapon is throwing. Not guns.
@Bluesonofman
@Bluesonofman 2 жыл бұрын
He must have spent a lot of time in America
@mywither7878
@mywither7878 2 жыл бұрын
Throwing guns, m8. Or, think of guns as a good way of throwing small things very fast.
@sherylcascadden4988
@sherylcascadden4988 2 жыл бұрын
Throw a rock. Throw a pointy rock attached to a stick for leverage. make something to fling a smaller version of pointy rock on a stick further and faster. And so on. Rocket propelled explody rocks are the best we can do right now, who knows what we will come up with later?
@ryantomer4126
@ryantomer4126 2 жыл бұрын
@@sherylcascadden4988 Use refined rock to make hot light that we throw to make fire on things
@sherylcascadden4988
@sherylcascadden4988 2 жыл бұрын
@@ryantomer4126 If you're saying what I think you are, that's a sub class of rocket propelled explody rocks. If not, then what?
@ChrissieBear
@ChrissieBear 2 жыл бұрын
Xeno Council: "We accuse humanity of necromancy!" Human Lawyers: "HAHAHAHHA. Wait, you're serious? Let me laugh at you harder. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
@geoshark12
@geoshark12 2 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU finally something that understands that cpr doesn’t bring people back, its just a way to keep the person going
@loganshaw4527
@loganshaw4527 Жыл бұрын
Does help with drowning the other way though.
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 жыл бұрын
My mother's favorite DnD character Idea was Trauma nurse/doctor so proficient at their job that they accidentally started performing acts of necromancy; an undead kidney here, a heart that scientifically SHOULD NOT be beating there, etc.
@pipes9878
@pipes9878 2 жыл бұрын
I think those thespians deserve a round of applause 👏 such gripping interpretation 🥲 bravo 🎉
@cgi2002
@cgi2002 2 жыл бұрын
It's not that guns are our natural weapons, they are a result of our natural weapon. Humanity evolved as a relatively weak race, with 1 major advantage. Evolution taught us a very important lesson, it taught us to cheat, to bend the world to our will. The first step of that was finding a way to beat the world at its favourite game, trying to kill us, by killing the predators it sent after us, to that end we found the stick and the rock, which we adapted to become better and better weapons over time. Then we merged them together into an even better weapon, follow that path to the modern world and you get the gun, the most effective version we currently have of throwing the rock, and the knife, what happened when we learned to make our own sticks out of rock.
@discusmaximus
@discusmaximus 2 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Narrator, Agro Squirrel !!!
@NcrXnbi
@NcrXnbi 2 жыл бұрын
Story number one. I actually want to know more as to why they have banned Necromancy? Maybe a Necrophage almost ruined their Federation eons ago.
@georgeridden1705
@georgeridden1705 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe because he revived the person without any proper medical equipment. And the aliens doesn't have the perfect understanding of human biology. So they thought he was using magic. The aliens use chemicals and other form of medicines, there is a clear form of science in ther. Who would've thought pressing your hands on someone's chest would bring them back to life?
@gabrielabatista6016
@gabrielabatista6016 Жыл бұрын
Maybe someone tried to bring their loved one back from the dead and it didn't come back quite alright, and they don't want a repeat of that incident. Either that or it's a religious or moral thing.
@loganshaw4527
@loganshaw4527 Жыл бұрын
Ya the cryogenic could be a slow necromancy. Because it brings them back at a much later date so the person does not die.
@seanrobert9661
@seanrobert9661 2 жыл бұрын
[documented contact]
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 2 жыл бұрын
Bless the Squerril Bless the Author
@swapertxking
@swapertxking 2 жыл бұрын
Humanity went from whatever we could fine to bear something to throwing well sized rocks. Then we figured out with the right carving we could throw sharpened branches with more force than we could muster. Into draw strings metal working. The ultimate culmination of human base ingenuity is the armor piercing fin stabilized discord sabot. Though guns are pretty humanly ubiquitous
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 жыл бұрын
7:29 Fun Fact; there's a FROG that does a successful cryogenic freeze each winter; the innocuously named "Brown Tree Frog" produces an antifreeze compound when the winter cold snap comes by, which keeps its cells from taking any notable damage from the ice crystals. Then, as it's center is about to freeze, around it's heart it produces a compound that, at room temperature, reacts and makes a spark, but doesn't at near freezing, so that when it thaws, it defibrilates itself, because when it freezes its heart stops outright.
@narutohuntmendemon6354
@narutohuntmendemon6354 2 жыл бұрын
First story answer science vs magic debate is it really (necromancery/reviving the dead to a undead state) or restarting a origin in the body to revive someone?
@allenmorgan1007
@allenmorgan1007 2 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@Z4RD4N34
@Z4RD4N34 2 жыл бұрын
I really love the fish and the water. Can't get enough. The background narration really brings it all together. 😛 KZbin
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын
;)
@Ryu_D
@Ryu_D 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the video. Excellent as always.
@BrownieBatterKing
@BrownieBatterKing 2 жыл бұрын
Im your 100th like
@Rawkit_Surgeon
@Rawkit_Surgeon 2 жыл бұрын
I love the rock throwing trope stories.
@SergeyWaytov
@SergeyWaytov 2 жыл бұрын
#2 is Hillarious!
@markuhler2664
@markuhler2664 2 жыл бұрын
I still get a little satisfaction feeling ribs crack under my compressions, just because I'm giving my patient the best chance of surviving. As for the second, let's chock it up to a "certain point if view."
@peterwall8191
@peterwall8191 2 жыл бұрын
Story1: Doesn't work that way. The heart actually stops for a few seconds, during the climax of sexual intercourse. -- Not every time , but if you're lucky and practice a lot..-- we call orgasm the little death for a reason. The heart stops ,the brain ceases to function. For a few seconds you are medically dead. Then everything resumes its natural function, usually. Dying is a complicated business. To an extent we are constantly dying. Our cell are constantly dying ,only to be replaced by new ones. An adult human does not have a single cell in their body, of those they left the womb with. CPR actually looks crude, but it is not. It stimulates not the heart, but the mechanism that makes the heart beat and the lungs expand. Talk of necromancy, in an FTL age indeed! Necromancy, is the art of communicating with the dead to learn the future. Raising the dead.. that is beyond even the most capable necromancer. Any apprentice mage can make a corpse move, true resurrection.. that takes a god ,and a very complicated exchange of favours between gods. Yes i know what your fantasy says. I Don't Give A Fart, what some nerd came up with. I'm telling you how things work, not how someone imagined they work. Story 2: Humans have one natural weapon only, their mind. The rest are tools and toys. Anything can be a weapon if the will is there. A hammer is a tool, but hammers have been used as weapons. A fail is a tool , yet that too has been weaponized. There is only one weapon . The human mind and its goals. The rest are tools. Forbid one , it will invent another. If the will is there, the way will be found. Be careful what you forbid, lest the replacement is worse than what you prohibit.
@medical-cyanide1526
@medical-cyanide1526 2 жыл бұрын
The “you have no cells that are the same as the womb when you were in the womb.” Is a gross oversimplification. Grey matter, nervous tissue is tissue that doesn’t get replaced.
@truekurayami
@truekurayami 2 жыл бұрын
Necro Divination is the art of communicating with the dead to learn the future. Necromancy is much much broader then that, while yes what is typically seen as necromancy takes the work of Higher(or contextually Lower) being it is still Necromancy. "Last Rites" or Funeral Rites is actually the most commonly practiced form of Necromancy
@loganshaw4527
@loganshaw4527 Жыл бұрын
Ya take away a gun and people with find a way to make a hand held rail gun.
@macpurdy
@macpurdy 2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm and the narrator.
@merlinathrawes746
@merlinathrawes746 Жыл бұрын
Considering there are those on Earth that think little of the value of human life, why would anyone think aliens would think that life has value? OMG, Jerry Springer made it to space!
@kloki666
@kloki666 2 жыл бұрын
Story 2 is just the galactic version of memri TV
@theonetodefyall238
@theonetodefyall238 2 жыл бұрын
keeper going
@WiredTurkey316
@WiredTurkey316 2 жыл бұрын
The Rock Lee school of necromancey.
@lazarmiladinovic3840
@lazarmiladinovic3840 2 жыл бұрын
why dont you have text on full screen
@admiralsnackbarkekwalice6167
@admiralsnackbarkekwalice6167 2 жыл бұрын
Many thousands of years ago, monkey through rock and world tumbled Many thousands of years later, monkey through rock and the stars trembled
@elfeater1760
@elfeater1760 2 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm11!
@Sharkakaka
@Sharkakaka 2 жыл бұрын
Wait... there was a line in the first place?
@genericuser984
@genericuser984 2 жыл бұрын
neat
@lanceknowlton1871
@lanceknowlton1871 2 жыл бұрын
Never got the notification.
@klappstock943
@klappstock943 2 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
@TheGreatAndMightyGoBo
@TheGreatAndMightyGoBo 2 жыл бұрын
Noice
@flaxtube322
@flaxtube322 2 жыл бұрын
Liking the fish.
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash 2 жыл бұрын
nice...now i have a mental image of say a bunch of early humans....having fluke mutations to get extra spit glands at ther arms or shoulders..wich then starts to be 'honed' until as aliens lands all humans do is to chug down a disgustingly concentrated amount of animal fat and specific trigger chemicals and 12 houers later they are shooting long range crystal acid spikes ,or short range 'shootgun' sprays of fresh acid onto foes from gun like outgrowths on themselfs XD
@mywither7878
@mywither7878 2 жыл бұрын
Pimple cartridges, lol.
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash 2 жыл бұрын
@@mywither7878 hey...now theres a thought , incendiary projectiles ?...fat burns well XD
@SergeyWaytov
@SergeyWaytov 2 жыл бұрын
Poor alien bastards at#1
@DepressedCrow
@DepressedCrow 2 жыл бұрын
critically injured and dead are 2 different things
@TheDreadfulDrifter
@TheDreadfulDrifter 2 жыл бұрын
“Mostly dead is still a little bit alive”
@lukeleslie9545
@lukeleslie9545 2 жыл бұрын
What's with the fish?
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын
To make the videos Visually unique in the hopes to not anger our algorithm overlords (trying to avoid being marked as repetitious content )
@lukeleslie9545
@lukeleslie9545 2 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril Oh, ok. Sorry you have to deal with that nonsense. And thank you for all you make. Its because of you that I got into this genre. Best of luck to you!
@asandrewsilvaw
@asandrewsilvaw 2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@supremecaffeine2633
@supremecaffeine2633 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone brought the popcorn?
@thelaughinghyenas8465
@thelaughinghyenas8465 2 жыл бұрын
I really hate that green scrolling line at the bottom.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын
Have to put the credits somewhere. Outro was getting too long
@Kirsten2933
@Kirsten2933 2 жыл бұрын
like 427.
@merlinwizard1000
@merlinwizard1000 Жыл бұрын
96th, 8 March 2023
@pulverize3
@pulverize3 2 жыл бұрын
Fta
@gordonhardwick9552
@gordonhardwick9552 2 жыл бұрын
I still hate the fish
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын
I am open to alternatives , but there needs to be something visually unique in every video otherwise I open up the channel to getting demonetized again. Unique Text is not enough
@gordonhardwick9552
@gordonhardwick9552 2 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril maybe reduce the size my issue is I read faster than you can speak my problem not a criticism
@gordonhardwick9552
@gordonhardwick9552 2 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril ok I do understand
@warrendesonia7924
@warrendesonia7924 2 жыл бұрын
I gave this a dislike because of the aquarium that I have been seeing in ALL of the latest videos and will keep doing so until it is removed..........Am I alone in this regard?
@katzeletsplayxx6651
@katzeletsplayxx6651 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@PoldaranOfDalaran
@PoldaranOfDalaran 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not a huge fan of it - I prefer the videos with the full screen text - but I don't hate it enough to down arrow it.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын
I am open to alternatives , but there needs to be something visually unique in every video otherwise I open up the channel to getting demonetized again. Unique Text is not enough
@robertstan9733
@robertstan9733 2 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril sad that you need to go to such lengths
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 2 жыл бұрын
it is , but gotta play the game
@leifjbj
@leifjbj 2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
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