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@vdsora322 жыл бұрын
Story 1: We may stand up to the reaper any chance we get but not to that extent. Story 2: Your words flatter us for our ablity to throw rocks.
@avroarchitect17932 жыл бұрын
evolution of military tech is basically, swing rock harder and faster, make rock tougher, or throw rock faster and throw heavier rock.
@mywither78782 жыл бұрын
Story 1 I daresay that if given the means, many would go to that extent time and time again.
@mikkelnpetersen Жыл бұрын
We may punch the reaper in the face to have him back off, but once he finally has the soul, it's his.
@garberasandor96992 жыл бұрын
Story 1: Let's just hope that the accuser doesn't take the smug look as a "Noone will *ever* believe you."
@NcrXnbi2 жыл бұрын
Just Humans with the Necrophage trait in a nutshell.
@TheAussief12 жыл бұрын
First story reminds of one that my uncle (a doctor) told once, he was getting a haircut when a local walking past dropped with a heart attack. He’s raced out with the barbers sheet still around him and started CPR. Broke all the ribs of the guy and saved his life. He couldn’t buy a drink in the pub where that local drank in after that. His money was no good.
@SapphireBlue1172 жыл бұрын
Why was his money no good? Was it because he broke all the ribs?
@TheAussief12 жыл бұрын
@@SapphireBlue117 the term “his money was no good” meant that his drinks were free. The heart attack guy paid for them.
@SapphireBlue1172 жыл бұрын
@@TheAussief1 Oh, ok thank you
@jaydeleon80942 жыл бұрын
@@TheAussief1 when I hear "money is no good" I hear that the money is denied by the seller, meaning they will not take payment. usually means a bad thing.
@SoMuchFacepalm2 жыл бұрын
@@jaydeleon8094 yeah, it's the positive/negative inversion thing. Like black Americans calling each other neggir or Aussies calling their mate a cnut.
@evernewb20732 жыл бұрын
to be fair, it actually _is_ slightly up for the debate: that our bodies are developed to treat basically any object we can reasonably lift as a projectile weapon is not disputable, the only fuzzy point is that the trait developed because the first thing we were throwing was ourselves, that "predatory" binocular rangefinding vision and manipulator limbs build is common among arboreal animals on earth whether they catch bugs out of the air or get by mostly on leaves and seeds and presumably some functional equivalent would be common among anything that developed under similar circumstances elsewhere. anyways, my point is that the throwing things predates any other tool use, predates predatory behavior, and accrues a greater degree of refinement and structural devotion in our bodies than running does, it's actually by far the biggest reason that whole persistance predator thing developed at all: we were already doing step 1: "cause a target to flee, preferably injured" every time we were throwing rocks at things to defend ourselves or threaten something else out of a space we wanted to occupy. in short it's not "smart monkey throw rock" it's "rock monkey get smart"
@chrisdufresne93592 жыл бұрын
Dakka is a result of our brains deciding to yeet the rock at the big critter we wish to kill.
@justsomejerseydevilwithint46062 жыл бұрын
Twenty years ago, this sentence would be incomprehensible. Gods, I love the internet.
@RealArcalian2 жыл бұрын
Greetings, Mentlgent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Story 1: Yeah if the accuser uses medical science too, the Necromancy argument has no real weight. Story 2: Again, following logic, our natural weapon is throwing. Not guns.
@Bluesonofman2 жыл бұрын
He must have spent a lot of time in America
@mywither78782 жыл бұрын
Throwing guns, m8. Or, think of guns as a good way of throwing small things very fast.
@sherylcascadden49882 жыл бұрын
Throw a rock. Throw a pointy rock attached to a stick for leverage. make something to fling a smaller version of pointy rock on a stick further and faster. And so on. Rocket propelled explody rocks are the best we can do right now, who knows what we will come up with later?
@ryantomer41262 жыл бұрын
@@sherylcascadden4988 Use refined rock to make hot light that we throw to make fire on things
@sherylcascadden49882 жыл бұрын
@@ryantomer4126 If you're saying what I think you are, that's a sub class of rocket propelled explody rocks. If not, then what?
@ChrissieBear2 жыл бұрын
Xeno Council: "We accuse humanity of necromancy!" Human Lawyers: "HAHAHAHHA. Wait, you're serious? Let me laugh at you harder. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
@geoshark122 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU finally something that understands that cpr doesn’t bring people back, its just a way to keep the person going
@loganshaw4527 Жыл бұрын
Does help with drowning the other way though.
@justsomejerseydevilwithint46062 жыл бұрын
My mother's favorite DnD character Idea was Trauma nurse/doctor so proficient at their job that they accidentally started performing acts of necromancy; an undead kidney here, a heart that scientifically SHOULD NOT be beating there, etc.
@pipes98782 жыл бұрын
I think those thespians deserve a round of applause 👏 such gripping interpretation 🥲 bravo 🎉
@cgi20022 жыл бұрын
It's not that guns are our natural weapons, they are a result of our natural weapon. Humanity evolved as a relatively weak race, with 1 major advantage. Evolution taught us a very important lesson, it taught us to cheat, to bend the world to our will. The first step of that was finding a way to beat the world at its favourite game, trying to kill us, by killing the predators it sent after us, to that end we found the stick and the rock, which we adapted to become better and better weapons over time. Then we merged them together into an even better weapon, follow that path to the modern world and you get the gun, the most effective version we currently have of throwing the rock, and the knife, what happened when we learned to make our own sticks out of rock.
@discusmaximus2 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Narrator, Agro Squirrel !!!
@NcrXnbi2 жыл бұрын
Story number one. I actually want to know more as to why they have banned Necromancy? Maybe a Necrophage almost ruined their Federation eons ago.
@georgeridden17052 жыл бұрын
Maybe because he revived the person without any proper medical equipment. And the aliens doesn't have the perfect understanding of human biology. So they thought he was using magic. The aliens use chemicals and other form of medicines, there is a clear form of science in ther. Who would've thought pressing your hands on someone's chest would bring them back to life?
@gabrielabatista6016 Жыл бұрын
Maybe someone tried to bring their loved one back from the dead and it didn't come back quite alright, and they don't want a repeat of that incident. Either that or it's a religious or moral thing.
@loganshaw4527 Жыл бұрын
Ya the cryogenic could be a slow necromancy. Because it brings them back at a much later date so the person does not die.
@seanrobert96612 жыл бұрын
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@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH2 жыл бұрын
Bless the Squerril Bless the Author
@swapertxking2 жыл бұрын
Humanity went from whatever we could fine to bear something to throwing well sized rocks. Then we figured out with the right carving we could throw sharpened branches with more force than we could muster. Into draw strings metal working. The ultimate culmination of human base ingenuity is the armor piercing fin stabilized discord sabot. Though guns are pretty humanly ubiquitous
@justsomejerseydevilwithint46062 жыл бұрын
7:29 Fun Fact; there's a FROG that does a successful cryogenic freeze each winter; the innocuously named "Brown Tree Frog" produces an antifreeze compound when the winter cold snap comes by, which keeps its cells from taking any notable damage from the ice crystals. Then, as it's center is about to freeze, around it's heart it produces a compound that, at room temperature, reacts and makes a spark, but doesn't at near freezing, so that when it thaws, it defibrilates itself, because when it freezes its heart stops outright.
@narutohuntmendemon63542 жыл бұрын
First story answer science vs magic debate is it really (necromancery/reviving the dead to a undead state) or restarting a origin in the body to revive someone?
@allenmorgan10072 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@Z4RD4N342 жыл бұрын
I really love the fish and the water. Can't get enough. The background narration really brings it all together. 😛 KZbin
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
;)
@Ryu_D2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the video. Excellent as always.
@BrownieBatterKing2 жыл бұрын
Im your 100th like
@Rawkit_Surgeon2 жыл бұрын
I love the rock throwing trope stories.
@SergeyWaytov2 жыл бұрын
#2 is Hillarious!
@markuhler26642 жыл бұрын
I still get a little satisfaction feeling ribs crack under my compressions, just because I'm giving my patient the best chance of surviving. As for the second, let's chock it up to a "certain point if view."
@peterwall81912 жыл бұрын
Story1: Doesn't work that way. The heart actually stops for a few seconds, during the climax of sexual intercourse. -- Not every time , but if you're lucky and practice a lot..-- we call orgasm the little death for a reason. The heart stops ,the brain ceases to function. For a few seconds you are medically dead. Then everything resumes its natural function, usually. Dying is a complicated business. To an extent we are constantly dying. Our cell are constantly dying ,only to be replaced by new ones. An adult human does not have a single cell in their body, of those they left the womb with. CPR actually looks crude, but it is not. It stimulates not the heart, but the mechanism that makes the heart beat and the lungs expand. Talk of necromancy, in an FTL age indeed! Necromancy, is the art of communicating with the dead to learn the future. Raising the dead.. that is beyond even the most capable necromancer. Any apprentice mage can make a corpse move, true resurrection.. that takes a god ,and a very complicated exchange of favours between gods. Yes i know what your fantasy says. I Don't Give A Fart, what some nerd came up with. I'm telling you how things work, not how someone imagined they work. Story 2: Humans have one natural weapon only, their mind. The rest are tools and toys. Anything can be a weapon if the will is there. A hammer is a tool, but hammers have been used as weapons. A fail is a tool , yet that too has been weaponized. There is only one weapon . The human mind and its goals. The rest are tools. Forbid one , it will invent another. If the will is there, the way will be found. Be careful what you forbid, lest the replacement is worse than what you prohibit.
@medical-cyanide15262 жыл бұрын
The “you have no cells that are the same as the womb when you were in the womb.” Is a gross oversimplification. Grey matter, nervous tissue is tissue that doesn’t get replaced.
@truekurayami2 жыл бұрын
Necro Divination is the art of communicating with the dead to learn the future. Necromancy is much much broader then that, while yes what is typically seen as necromancy takes the work of Higher(or contextually Lower) being it is still Necromancy. "Last Rites" or Funeral Rites is actually the most commonly practiced form of Necromancy
@loganshaw4527 Жыл бұрын
Ya take away a gun and people with find a way to make a hand held rail gun.
@macpurdy2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm and the narrator.
@merlinathrawes746 Жыл бұрын
Considering there are those on Earth that think little of the value of human life, why would anyone think aliens would think that life has value? OMG, Jerry Springer made it to space!
@kloki6662 жыл бұрын
Story 2 is just the galactic version of memri TV
@theonetodefyall2382 жыл бұрын
keeper going
@WiredTurkey3162 жыл бұрын
The Rock Lee school of necromancey.
@lazarmiladinovic38402 жыл бұрын
why dont you have text on full screen
@admiralsnackbarkekwalice61672 жыл бұрын
Many thousands of years ago, monkey through rock and world tumbled Many thousands of years later, monkey through rock and the stars trembled
@elfeater17602 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm11!
@Sharkakaka2 жыл бұрын
Wait... there was a line in the first place?
@genericuser9842 жыл бұрын
neat
@lanceknowlton18712 жыл бұрын
Never got the notification.
@klappstock9432 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
@TheGreatAndMightyGoBo2 жыл бұрын
Noice
@flaxtube3222 жыл бұрын
Liking the fish.
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash2 жыл бұрын
nice...now i have a mental image of say a bunch of early humans....having fluke mutations to get extra spit glands at ther arms or shoulders..wich then starts to be 'honed' until as aliens lands all humans do is to chug down a disgustingly concentrated amount of animal fat and specific trigger chemicals and 12 houers later they are shooting long range crystal acid spikes ,or short range 'shootgun' sprays of fresh acid onto foes from gun like outgrowths on themselfs XD
@mywither78782 жыл бұрын
Pimple cartridges, lol.
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash2 жыл бұрын
@@mywither7878 hey...now theres a thought , incendiary projectiles ?...fat burns well XD
@SergeyWaytov2 жыл бұрын
Poor alien bastards at#1
@DepressedCrow2 жыл бұрын
critically injured and dead are 2 different things
@TheDreadfulDrifter2 жыл бұрын
“Mostly dead is still a little bit alive”
@lukeleslie95452 жыл бұрын
What's with the fish?
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
To make the videos Visually unique in the hopes to not anger our algorithm overlords (trying to avoid being marked as repetitious content )
@lukeleslie95452 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril Oh, ok. Sorry you have to deal with that nonsense. And thank you for all you make. Its because of you that I got into this genre. Best of luck to you!
@asandrewsilvaw2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@supremecaffeine26332 жыл бұрын
Anyone brought the popcorn?
@thelaughinghyenas84652 жыл бұрын
I really hate that green scrolling line at the bottom.
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
Have to put the credits somewhere. Outro was getting too long
@Kirsten29332 жыл бұрын
like 427.
@merlinwizard1000 Жыл бұрын
96th, 8 March 2023
@pulverize32 жыл бұрын
Fta
@gordonhardwick95522 жыл бұрын
I still hate the fish
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
I am open to alternatives , but there needs to be something visually unique in every video otherwise I open up the channel to getting demonetized again. Unique Text is not enough
@gordonhardwick95522 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril maybe reduce the size my issue is I read faster than you can speak my problem not a criticism
@gordonhardwick95522 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril ok I do understand
@warrendesonia79242 жыл бұрын
I gave this a dislike because of the aquarium that I have been seeing in ALL of the latest videos and will keep doing so until it is removed..........Am I alone in this regard?
@katzeletsplayxx66512 жыл бұрын
Yes
@PoldaranOfDalaran2 жыл бұрын
I'm not a huge fan of it - I prefer the videos with the full screen text - but I don't hate it enough to down arrow it.
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
I am open to alternatives , but there needs to be something visually unique in every video otherwise I open up the channel to getting demonetized again. Unique Text is not enough
@robertstan97332 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril sad that you need to go to such lengths