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This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
This is also a Science Fiction story ,What is Science Fiction?
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Science fiction (sometimes shortened to sci-fi or SF) is a genre of speculative fiction that typically deals with imaginative and futuristic concepts such as advanced science and technology, space exploration, time travel, parallel universes, and extraterrestrial life. It has been called the "literature of ideas", and often explores the potential consequences of scientific, social, and technological innovations.
Science fiction, whose roots go back to ancient times, is related to fantasy, horror, and superhero fiction, and contains many subgenres. However its exact definition has long been disputed among authors, critics, and scholars.
Science fiction literature, film, television, and other media have become popular and influential over much of the world. Besides providing entertainment, it can also criticize present-day society, and is often said to inspire a "sense of wonder".
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Taken from Wikipedia
Greentext \tg\ , what does it mean?
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A popular device used for quotation and storytelling.
This began on the *chan imageboards, where quoting text places a Less or Greater than symbol in front of it, turning it green. This effect can also be done manually. Before long, this feature was put to innovative use. When quoting another post, greentext is frequently used for summary, criticism, and ridicule. Its other major use is storytelling, in which a lengthy story is told through fragmentary statements in greentext.
Greentext became highly popular for both of these functions due to its convenience. When quoting a post, it is easier to summarize than to respond in full. When telling a story, stringing together sentence fragments is a grammatically easier alternative to prose composition (it also makes for lighter reading).
This feature has become so widespread that it is sometimes used outside of imageboards (eg KZbin comments).
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Taken from Urban Dictionary
#Hfy #Scifi #NArration

[@tdofducksplays]

Aliens: “Hello Fucker! It’s nice to finally meet you!” Humanity: “AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!”

[@DefaultFlame]

To be fair, greeting a human with "I fucking salute you, fuckers!" and a fifth of whiskey is probably pretty close to the best first contact you can get.

[@PoldaranOfDalaran]

"Ah, I see you've heard of us." XD

[@Indo6627]

I feel the Humans would be thinking, How the fuck do they know how to say hi so well.

[@LeuvahkTrigger]

Imagine the absolute fear they'd have if they accidentally ran into us on hostile terms and the moment of realization came to them when they heard someone scream "Yipee Kay Yay, Mother Copulators!" over open comms.

[@AlphariusXXth]

Based on his vocabulary I would bet any amount of money that man was a fellow American

[@MrJay_White]

id guessed australian

[@arakheno4051]

He was a private on a suicide mission, trapped, alone and victorious .. American or Aussie .. copulating ya

[@seanrobert9661]

Non gratis rodentem

[@gingercore69]

If it was british it would be much more gore than copulation

[@icebrodie]

@@MrJay_White The terms would be "birthing orifice" not as good a ring as "Copulators" though.

[@RichardBetel]

While hilarious, this would be copulatingly terrifying: how the copulation did these aliens get anywhere without a basic understanding of statistics?!? Copulating sample size matters!!!

[@stacynonyabizz4241]

to be the first human meeting these guys and be greeted that way would be amazing

[@artbrann]

and the terror on their faces as said captain takes a swig from the bottle and says it's Copulating good shit

[@robertbemis9800]

Humans the new Eldritch Horror of the universe

[@johnbrauer3517]

How long would it take you to figure out who the Captain was talking to.

[@neosildrake]

Humanity Copulate Yeah! Imagine being greeted by that salute at first contact.

[@budpope2790]

The absolute best way any alien could ever greet a human.

[@MarkGast]

Copulatingly Brilliant! *golf clap* to the author AND narrator.

[@AgroSquerril]

thank you , glad you copulating enjoyed it

[@mikethurman3147]

Really thought this was going to be a copulating Rick Roll for a bit. Great story

[@walkswithantsbear6151]

I hope one of those captains runs into the copulating copulaters.

[@seanpeacock4290]

First contact will make the humans think that the galaxy is full of party animals.

[@Fru1tSamura1]

So it should be; humanity, compulate yeah!

[@AgroSquerril]

sounds coplulating correct to me

[@robertschumacher2707]

Here to save the mother-copulating day!

[@sneakysnowman5150]

copulate your fleet and the system we were fighting in

[@Valeomega1996]

That would be the best first contact hahahahahah imagine humanity meeting them. Hahahaha even without direct contact we make waves and if we find out we basically avenged thousand unknown species from the big boogie man. Well let's just say humanity will either laugh at the realisation or just go along with the new type of intergalactic salute

[@wrath2501]

Flip them off and tell them it means peace among worlds.

[@budpope2790]

We'd do both

[@sammarino7357]

It’s either that or a immediate diplomatic issue which would be funny when it’s all said and done from hindsight… after the war of galactic miscommunication

[@budpope2790]

Human ambassador after they realize the whole mess was caused by a miscommunication: "What we have here is a failure to communicate."

[@greyclydesdale]

And you brought the good stuff! Copulate, Yeah!

[@CRONNOS95]

“Do not drink from it it will kill you” ahhh I love it. I was enjoying myself some Irish whisky when this one started, nice.

[@bobsterclause342]

I have seen this weeks or a month ago, and Copulating copulators is now a thing.

[@budpope2790]

Wonder if I can get the greeter at Walmart to do this...

[@AgroSquerril]

probably

[@waltergolston6187]

Navy during my tour of duty, remember when aboard a ship for any length of time one's mind moves to some basic desires as per the extreme word usage shows.

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@lettmien218]

This was copulating glorious well done!

[@stalwartteakettlepotato9879]

This will be the copulating best first contact. I freaking solute you alien bros

[@AgroSquerril]

it would be news worthy

[@donaldscholand4617]

That's been my personal philosophy for years; if you can't win, take the other bastard down with you when you go. I don't know if that has any effect on the outcome of the few occasional confrontations I've experienced since I became an adult, but I'm Still Here, Birthing-Parent Copulators!😉

[@steffensgary]

It is hard to believe this copulator wasnt speaking with a scots accent.

[@AgroSquerril]

true would have been funny

[@brandonazul3426]

Priceless 👍

[@chesleyellington9843]

I really wish there was a part 2 to this story.

[@ant9622]

KZbin algorithm having a copulating aneurism

[@AgroSquerril]

lol , it does that

[@jasonw3204]

That's the beat of these I've heard and i listen to them every day for 6 months lol

[@GabrielHellborne]

This was funny

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@mirzamay]

Lol, that actually would be the best way greet a human 😄. I mean what could you say to that?

[@AgroSquerril]

i have no copulating idea

[@96soup]

But why is the rum gone?

[@madmangoodday8415]

Copulating god damnit

[@xxxgoblinslayer6967]

You got cut off at the end by an ad when you were saying I fricking salute you it stopped at I freaking It was perfect!

[@peekakuchu6878]

That was awesome

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you liked

[@rodriclif4386]

I think this is my favourite story

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@mirzamay]

Mine too 😂. 🥃

[@carlfranz6805]

Only useful life philosophy: copulate all. Edit: originally 'bugger all'.

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@ironworksdragon6843]

Bob the dragon

[@draconus15]

That wpuld be an amazing experience

[@cameronknox7567]

Copulate. Quicki. Hahahahaha.

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@Z4RD4N34]

That was great.

[@dragonriderabens9761]

It is adorable how the translators don't know the word "fuck" and that these aliens don't really know what that means in human culture

[@badjer4328]

I'd love a book based on this

[@jeanannd]

Due to the F word in use, humans become known by it as our name.

[@wrath2501]

What have we copulating done?

[@AgroSquerril]

who copulating knows

[@vedymin1]

We are the fuckers, beware :)

[@josmeijers2818]

F.T.A !

[@shosroy]

So no one mentioning the infamous gas-x scout ship? Lol

[@seanpeacock4290]

Someone had fun with the find and replace tool and this script. Or three aliens need to learn some proper profanity.

[@devinhelland5933]

How many takes did it take to record this without laughing 😅

[@merlinwizard1000]

86th, 1 July 2023

[@MasterTobiification]

So it was funny at first but than I got annoyed liberal use of copulating is annoying…