First Day Of Boot Camp - Contraband Room, Barber Shop

[@mike-gs4nx]

I remember the Barber at basic he whispered in everybodys ear "you'll get through this and one day you will walk proud"....

[@devonrodriguez2281]

Damn mind just said good luck like I was screwed 😄

[@whiteemerald_6802]

For real?! My barber said "I will fk your wife everyday so she won't be lonely when you are fighting in Afghanistan." I immediately stood up, turned around and shook his hand and thanked him. I also said: "She likes to be spanked during doggy style". When I came home from Afghanistan, my wife had trouble sitting down from being spanked so much. And I had 3 kids thanks to him. What a great guy my barber was!

[@brandoncutler09]

@@whiteemerald_6802 That is some motivation

[@darianmendoza1785]

@@whiteemerald_6802 was your barbers name Jody??? Lmao

[@tyhatfield6661]

Damn that's kind of gay, mine didn't say shit until the middle of my cut and said "stop fucking moving" like he was a DI himself. I didn't move once.

[@dongodlyduffy776]

4:39 he realized he was talking like a genuinely nice person and had to correct himself

[@incognito7838]

*Softspoken* Where’s the id? *Loud Af* WHERE IS YOUR ID!!!!!!

[@klairesf6450]

Omg😂😂😂

[@ericwoytasek269]

It's even better at .5 speed. They sound drunk!

[@pintsizedpete]

The Crib whe where is your id? WHERE is your ID!?

[@pintsizedpete]

Eric Woytasek Tf!? man they do sound drunk!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SaGeOwL4891]

I love watching this with my smartphone in the comfort of my bedroom.

[@lifestrath8621]

Yeah same but I can't wait to join

[@birdman448]

Same broo 😅

[@FujisamaProductions]

Lol active duty air Force here. Brings back memories

[@RCmack]

Yes, because it wouldn't be so comfortable out there in boot camp. I feel sorry for all our military folks, from top rank to lowest rank, that 'Bone Spurs' Trump is their commander in chief.

[@jellybeanstan6882]

I know right

[@KubanKevin]

As a kid I never understood why drill instructors behave the way they do. But I understand. They want to get the very best out of everyone and a recruit failing is a reflection of their leadership. Massive respect to them and to the recruits that pour their heart into their training and service.

[@flanagamer]

Because they gotta get everybody on the same page, physically and mentally in a very short time period. Gotta remember, a lot of kids join right after high school and they’re used to their mommies cleaning up after them and doing everything for them like cooking and laundry. They have little discipline. Not everybody, but a large portion of Recruits are like that, and have never had to face adversity or even yelling before.

[@anapple3445]

It's to teach them to perform under pressure. No matter how much they scream you still have to do what you were assigned to do, it teaches discipline.

[@CLaw-tb5gg]

I always figured it was to desensitise people. If you have someone literally screaming in your face all day long, pretty soon it's going to feel normal and not that stressful, and given someone screaming in your face is usually pretty stressful, it probably makes people generally calmer in the long term and better able to handle combat stress.

[@taytakesthedub]

yeah ive cleaned and cooked and done my own laundry since i was 11 and im now 15 and idk how teenagers cant do it@@flanagamer

[@marvelfan2697]

Because in the military they want you to be a man! Not a wimp

[@brazillianguy01]

They're like "I don't remember this level in Call of Duty"

[@ryderpinky5421]

😂👽😂💀

[@DowzerWTP72]

Especially the guy at 04:44. He gives Sgt Velasquez evils as he walks away!

[@Calipilot1]

brazillianguy01 they scared tha shit of that white boy tho 😂

[@FaterialL]

None of them look like they belong there.

[@MarioPerez-yi2tw]

hahaha

[@ArmyMen567]

my biggest fear is that i wont understand a single word of what he says.

[@jacobking1131]

I'm not a marine (going into the AF), but what I've learned from watching vids is to just do the whole "Aye Sir" deal and just follow everyone else. And if he's talking directly to you, pretty good chance you're gonna hear him haha

[@octamaster5000]

just say "aye sir" until you understand wtf are they saying

[@toddepperson7849]

Bear-Dog wait,what'd he say?

[@DavidToast]

YOU UNDERSTOOD WHAT I JUST SAID PRIVATE? YES SIR! THEN WHAT I JUST SAID? YES SIR! FUNNY GUY EH? ON THE GROUND AND GIVE ME 20! YES SIR! WHY YOU STILL STANDING PRIVATE? YES SIR!

[@richardjohnson3957]

they do that on purpose to confuse you. you need to be able to understand even when hes screaming and yelling especially if a bunch of them are at the same time. get in a firefight and have 20 people yelling 20 different things you need to be able to pay attention and understand

[@nickz5849]

4:40 I feel like that guy is genuinely the nicest dude ever. Hes got that fatherly concern before he started screaming lol

[@bluerobot8543]

Haha ikr, he asked so concerning and kindly but forgot that he's a drill sergeant so he has to be yelling lol

[@Periwinkleflower]

Poor dude lol

[@micahgotracksplays340]

That’s what they do at San Deigo that’s where I wanna go when I be a DI when I be. Marine I’m 9 and I’m joining when I get to high school

[@rusty7984]

Plane Expert Good choice but considering your age I’d research more about each branch but no matter what branch you join there’s 2 things you can do now 1. Pay attention in school so you can score high on your ASVAB the higher the score the more job opportunities you get 2. Join a sport to get in shape ( water polo, wrestling and track are the best but any sport will do just fine)

[@piggysmalls4373]

Tomas L swimming too, especially for marines and navy

[@clintkinsey1614]

I went through this at Parris Island in 1996. I served for 6 years. Went to Japan, Syria, Kosovo, and all around the states. If you're watching this cause you've signed up take this advice... Have fun with it, Marine Corp Boot Camp was an awesome and exciting time for me. I came out of boot camp 178 pounds of solid muscle, could fight my ass off and had respect wherever I went. Have fun guys!

[@Heavy_Distortion]

Had respect or got respect?

[@bentrinker1937]

@zack Milder he would probably be too old lol boot camp for him was close to 30 years ago lol

[@86thsamurai]

Thank you for your service.

[@COMEDIC_EDDIE]

I go in 3 weeks

[@Stanly-Stud]

What a jack@ss 😂

[@solid-snake7336]

4:40 "whe.. wheres your ID?" The level of genuine concern before finding out it was in the green bag. DI thought was he was gonna have to send a kid back home.

[@muhazreen]

Ofc if that boy lose his ID, the fun would be over, he glad he could enter is DI mode agaim lol XD

[@CynicalMartian]

He didn't want to send him home. DIs want recruits to graduate basic

[@ethankincy61]

He screams “so take it out” and the kid proceeds to just stand there😂😂

[@sharpemang]

You can tell he has kids and he's a good dad. Literally that was the vibe I got as soon as he broke character lol

[@oddessydied]

sharpemang lol they aren’t like literally mean they just go hard on you to toughen you up and put pressure on you so you don’t just freeze in a real situation

[@marlkalone7361]

4:40 When she says she "just turned 18".

[@monauraldaredevil]

Marl Kalone that moment is 10 times funnier after reading your comment 😂

[@datn.4371]

I like how he was quiet when he said where’s your Id then starts screaming when he answers back😂

[@brandonf2163]

Underrated

[@snakedoc565]

WHERE'S YOUR ID RIGHT NOW! LMAO.

[@metrolink8644]

monauraldaredevil ikr

[@evanborder.6416]

4:40 DI is actually concerned for the kid 4:42 DI almost forgets that he’s a DI and puts his tough act back on Edit: I am now aware of my mistake in calling him a Sgt. and not Instructor. I am a measly civilian pls spare me

[@vladimirharkonnen458]

I don't think he's going to make it. He's got a phoney tough guy act on.

[@superfalcon022]

@@vladimirharkonnen458 most of them do im the first place. When you get HSST'd you better figure it out or you will fail and you career will be over.

[@vladimirharkonnen458]

The recruit.

And yet it's funny. Here we see the Sargeants yelling at the recruits. But they're actually the nicest guys in the world speaking to civilians. It's all just part of their jobs. I'd rather take orders from a screaming D.I. rather than taking orders from someone who'd talk like Obama. At least I know who's a hard ass who actually cares about his (yet to be) men.

[@unknownguy8687]

I know right? He even spoke in a softer tone to him, he was genuinely concerned

[@MotownGuitarJoe]

MCRD San Diego, 1983. A life changing moment for me. Best thing I ever did short of having my family.

[@Extremehalofan16]

4:40 *Forgets character Dad voice: "Where's your ID?" *Remembers he's a drill instructor "WHERE IS YOUR ID?!?!?!?!"

[@MAHGlie]

Dad was 5'8" 1SG. Never used a Dad voice. Hard as nails.

[@shadowknight6554]

Bro you read my mind. I was like this man just messed up

[@zenith3515]

Thought the same thing. lmao. This dude knew he messed up bad.

[@alexn9775]

It’s funny because the kid actually thought he was going to be treated nicely for a second but his dreams were shattered.

[@morpheusspirit6609]

“WHERE’S YOUR ID!!??” 😬🤯

[@BattlefrontZero]

4:40 He's like oh wait I'm supposed to yell.

[@thisisquist]

Oopsie

[@tacticaltoast6721]

Like a kind human being the he's like shit he ain't my mom

[@bjamiork]

@MrLumbago Yep. I remember in boot camp, whenever the drill instructor spoke quietly or in a normal tone, I braced myself because 99% of the time, it would be followed by him making up for it a few seconds later by going apeshit.

[@brayanchavez2917]

Lmfaooo

[@jamesaaa2013]

Followed by a voice crack from the other drill sergeant "put it in the green bAag"

[@3x739]

*dog gets too close to my food* 5:02

[@christophergerteisen5431]

Lol

[@gxfinity2496]

roccodastick I laughed way too hard at this thank you

[@destinyadkins5028]

LMAO

[@bruh-lb4qn]

bruh 😂😂😂😂

[@davidlopez5859]

Lol

[@tomservo5347]

During Army reception that first few hours I thankfully got a female barber that was very nice and I could sense she felt a certain sympathy for us. It felt good getting that minute in the chair to sort of mentally regroup for what lay ahead. We were shaved nearly bald for all of OSUT, even after boot camp. It felt amazing being allowed a 'high and tight' the last week with actual hair to shampoo.

[@RealSpyduh]

1:24 “what did I just sign up for”

[@mytho_actual]

"oh, Neptune..."

[@anonymouse9013]

"Oh shit,i thought this is Minecraft secret society..well shit"

[@BioTechEntertainment]

@ it really is, Idk about the Marines, but in the army they'll recycle you about 3-4 times before they even START to out-process you. That takes another cycle to do because you're not a priority of the Army anymore so now you become a "hold-over". By the time they chapter you out, the cycle that you were originally apart of had already been graduated almost a year ago.

[@coprice94]

@ alto of people injured themself to get out

[@nickz5849]

@Phytom "but....but Sarge"

[@duckattak]

The break of character at 4:42 always gets me when he catches himself speaking normal with the “wait where’s your ID?” and snaps back into his DI voice haha

[@speedbuggy16v]

I look at it as not so much a break in character, as a chance to lul a recruit into complacency for just a second....

[@thesmileyman6817]

@@speedbuggy16v yep, the recruit says it in a normal voice when the D.I.asks in a normal voice

[@BakkuIa]

He was likely concerned he'd be sending a recruit home if he honestly didn't have his ID. Then he realized it was in the green bag. Then he realized he was pissed.

[@doodoo8044]

@@BakkuIa they can send them home??

[@BakkuIa]

@@doodoo8044 You can be sent home at any stage of training, even during your job training at the school house.

[@samanders2676]

Any new recruit has the privilege to choose a variety of hairstyles from the prestigious USMC barbers. The list of incredible new looks includes: 1. Michael Jordan 2. Bruce Willis 3. Patrick Stewart 4. Ving Rhames 5. Vin Diesel 6. Matt Lucas 7. Dwayne Johnson 8. Bob Hoskins 9. Samuel L. Jackson & 10. Dean Norris

[@allenlovell1604]

What no mention of Yul Brynner, Lex Luthor, and Telly Savalas as Kojak ? :-)

[@daniellee9758]

Those barbers have the easiest job in the world lmao

[@pixythegunner]

What about Johnny Sins?

[@FinalLugiaGuardian]

To be fair Michael Jordan's hairstyle was chosen by Mother Nature. Jordan's hairline started receding and then receded some more and then some more and then eventually Michael Jordan just decided to be done with it.

[@wearedrummers4458]

Lmao

[@Controlaring]

one of the things they let me keep was a movie ticket. I still have it but that movie clip was the last movie I saw before my brother died. They didn't ask questions. Just looked at it and gave it back to me. The drill instructors aren't monsters. They just want you to stand up and tell it how it is. That's how you get them to both understand and earn their respect

[@bigshad6342]

I’m sorry for your lost

[@ElJorro]

That was good of them. Sorry for your loss. P.S. What movie?

[@raz0229]

01:52 _You got 10 seconds. Do it now! 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1_ Time: _Wait for me, sir!_

[@ekshuvez]

😭😭😭

[@Thisworldisagoner]

Thats how my mom counts!

[@nickmiyuki2634]

Me!!!!!?? This recruit (recruits aren’t allowed to say first and third person words )

[@jacksbee8809]

Nick Miyuki26 way to ruin the joke

[@nickmiyuki2634]

elpotatochip ah shut up

[@fallenknighttyler8695]

I think my biggest fear when enlisting is not understanding what they say

[@Snot_Rockets]

Fallen Knight Tyler oh my god me too.

[@chickenofthecave1406]

Fallen Knight Tyler Lol. I was thinking that this whole video. A lot of the time I was like "What did he even say? I would be sitting there with my thumb up my ass"

[@edgypickle7909]

My biggest fear would be thinking about a funny meme when he says some serious

[@TimU2Cool]

Yoboss360 that happens more than you know

[@nickragah9923]

you'll get used to it, that was hard for me too at first

[@lindsaytaylor9962]

0:01 *how our school expects us to be on the bus to field trips*

[@garysheldonjr8379]

Soo true.😂

[@Nixoneer]

@Jesús Andrés Soto No

[@txboy2276]

@Jesús Andrés Soto and then everyone clapped and you got free army uniforms

[@aastors18]

@@Nixoneer fair

[@gersongaete1574]

@Jesús Andrés Soto Damn, did you get an standing ovation then a personal call from the president after that?

[@johnheater5721]

I have the most love and respect for these drill instructors. You understand when your training and mos school is done. Getting you prepared for war. Semper fi

[@robertmorris8997]

That we hope you never have to go to.

[@officerfriendly4991]

I like how he whispers "where is your ID" then he yells it. Lol 😂

[@angellocastillo130]

Armando Gomez same haha

[@brayanrondon7994]

Armando Gomez he made a mistake he was supposed scream and he whispered it

[@RealPigeon]

Armando Gomez Lol at 4:40 yeah

[@faridsolati]

Bryan Rondon, no he was trying to intimidate the recruit.

[@connorraatatoooi5688]

Pigeon c

[@skullleaderv1160]

4:38 "wheres your id" realises that he was out of character "WHERES YOUR ID!"lol that was hilarious

[@sanchito2094]

Yeah someone already commented that, like literally it's right under this comment

[@imkorona6592]

Mexicasaurus it's everywhere lol

[@sanchito2094]

ok.

[@kinqmav226]

Eric Stainrook that guy took like 4 shits on himself

[@Ironmike-tg5nb]

Eric Stainrook Its a way to intimidate someone -_-

[@nonope4110]

1:55 yea that was definitely 10 seconds

[@slowpoke96Z28]

That 10 second clock gets even faster during the training lol.

[@maxron6514]

Trumps-vagina-neck Bruno reference?

[@rosstedfordkendall]

In Boot Camp, ten seconds is whatever the DIs say is ten seconds.

[@dloadrussell]

I was searching for this comment

[@bigblacksal367]

Hahaha, that 10 seconds at boxing training is as fast or slow as coach decides it to be as well lol

[@michaelmather7719]

I consider my first day at Parris Island to be unique among my fellow Marines. I had already served 4 years in the Air Force including a year in Vietnam. I had gotten out and finished up my two years of inactive reserve time. On December 7, 1971, 30 years to the day after Pearl Harbor, I arrived at Parris Island to begin boot camp. At 0430 that morning we sat in the bus waiting for the show to begin. A Master Sergeant got on the bus and gave us a short speech, in a normal voice, and told us he was so proud of us for joining the Marines on Pearl Harbor Day. He told us to pick up our stuff and very quietly go inside the building and have a seat next to the wall all around the room. And so our day began. The drill instructors picked us up later in the day and from that point on it was normal boot camp. I never lost that unique memory. I became a weather forecaster in the next few years, briefing pilots on their missions. I went back to Vietnam for the second time. I also spent three years stationed in Hawaii. The first thing I did after settling in was visit the Arizona Memorial. I learned of the Punch Bowl Crater Cemetery and spent an entire day walking around reading the thousands of names of my fellow servicemen and women killed in the Pacific during WWII. To this day I share a special reverence for Pearl Harbor Day with all Americans. I'll add that I spent two years in Japan during my career. My thoughts about the Japanese people has completely changed since my boyhood. They are beautiful people and I enjoyed every minute I spent in Japan.

[@chickengenius4202]

Awesome

[@Jean-he6oh]

“where is your id?” shit i forgot i’m supposed to be scary “WHERE IS YOUR ID”

[@dstn_yea954]

He sounded like a nice guy til he went HARD MODE and screamed at him 😂

[@cionm7077]

@Butt Dublin Pie ...you know he was probably there before and after Obama right....

[@amphiumaiii7058]

He had a brief temper tantrum to overcompensate.

[@thesm0keybear102]

He legit probably had a mini-heart attack from concern for second, because if a recruit forgets his/her ID, they have to send them home. It’s all a bunch of paperwork and a hassle. The second he found out it was just because the recruit put it in the wrong spot, he lost his temper.

[@gotitayy]

666 likes lol

[@calebbruce8401]

4:40 “where is your ID?” “WHERE IS YOUR ID?”

[@cygnusrider]

That poor kid looks like he's going to lose it.

[@melquizedec]

ITZIN DA BAG; SIR!

[@thegolden-herotheinfinite-1628]

@@melquizedec "I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO PUT IN IT NOW, SO TAKE IT OUT".

[@issaacxxx6202]

"Oh yeah, I'm supposed to scream."

[@peacekeeper3743]

the guy went from one personality to an other

[@mmcozytunes63]

"Sir,I got lost on the way to college,Sir!"

[@Codename22]

MMProductionGroup haha jarhead quote nice !

[@davidgunnell8833]

Jarhead😂

[@ComradeCowboy3141]

*insert "Don't worry, Be happy" here*

[@MegaChorro123]

MMProductionGroup *Shoves head into chalkboard*

[@thequan7428]

Jarhead just watched it

[@alexmaverick6647]

My man really said “Marine Corpse” lol 0:32

[@ccg1171]

At least you know your ears work.

[@A7___]

Parents when they see school: “awww this is a lovely place” How kids see school:

[@barackcardigan]

Lmaoooo

[@pepethepatriot7524]

You post the same shit in reply to every video. Dumbass bot

[@A7___]

@@pepethepatriot7524 Bot?, this nigga is mad lmaoooo🤡🤡🤡 what a clown🤡💀🤡💀

[@scumemg8021]

@@A7___ 😂

[@scumemg8021]

@@pepethepatriot7524 he only has 2 comments on this channel.

[@fluffytoaster427]

4:40 when DI reboots for half a second

[@NickMig]

I love getting home laying in bed and watching these and just being happy I'm not there

[@toma9748]

Amen to that! I’ve been there done that...

[@Redheadedlesbo]

I watch these as motivational videos lol if they can put up with this shit I can clean my room

[@geechyguy3441]

I just graduated boot camp so now it’s even better watching this at home on my couch.

[@bbrezzyimoutty]

Geechy Guy so proud of you!

[@emh-5046]

Nick Mignone I want to be there

[@HHJoshHH]

Just watched army basic and I was like something is missing. Now watching the Marines is like yep that’s how it should be. God bless all our Marines!

[@sherwoodplayernr1]

4:38 "Where is your ID?" ("Oh shit, I'm out of character..") "WHERE IS YOUR ID?!?!!!!!!!!"

[@leesky1887]

Dowelliee where's your I'd wait they can't hear me so ill yell

[@TylerjohnsonJohnson]

Dowelliee he has the bottom lip

[@Snickers557]

lee sky kid thats army

[@urmum7461]

Dowelliee lmao perfect comment

[@sandorthehoundclegane9129]

He says it so nicely first

[@leftbenchplayaa]

I actually was completely calm throughout all of this. I didn’t start freaking out until the second or third night when we finally went to sleep and I was sitting there in my rack finally taking it all in. Damn near cried myself to sleep.

[@ShelbyFarrow]

How bad is the Crucible? I've heard horror stories about it.

[@leftbenchplayaa]

Angst1966 lol it honestly wasn’t that bad at all. a couple slayers here and there but it’s definitely overrated

[@ShelbyFarrow]

Are you still in the Marines? I never joined the military and it has been a huge regret of mine over the years. My Dad was 20 years USN Hospital Corpsman.

[@leftbenchplayaa]

Angst1966 yes, I graduated from boot back on august 30 of 2019 with hotel company. Right now I’m in mos school. I’ve been in for about half a year now.

[@ShelbyFarrow]

Thank you for your service. Do you expect to have to go to Iraq or Afghanistan?

[@NYC1234FIVE]

At 4:41 you literally see the instructor come out of character, realize it, and break right back into it lmfaoo

[@CityofDreams95]

Keith B not realy out of character .. You think hes playing around ? You think hes pretending to be a drill instructor ? Dude asked him a srrious question then he started yelling . no "character" going on there you little skittle

[@wanalif1583]

cityofdreams95 you seriously think he would walk up to a cashier at mcdonalds and yell "WHERE'S MY FRIES BITCH"? No, because being a drill instructor is a personality you have to develop to ensure the recruits will have a sense of responsibility and discipline in their training.

[@sofiamyraxx6694]

Keith B literally the dumbest comment I've ever seen.

[@Kaiandherfloof]

Wan Alif Zafri Omg imagine you’re the poor McDonalds employee and somebody comes to the window and says... “WHERES MY FRIES BITCH”

[@GC-ox9iz]

Kaitlin Miller she'll yell "ON THE FLOOR BITCH FUCK YOU IDC ABOUT THIS JOB YALL NIGGAS AINT SHIT"

[@bobfromdenison]

So very young. I wish all the young people in our military the very best.

[@anthonybondoc9391]

4:40 the drill instructor forgot he was a drill instructor

[@rusty7984]

Anthony Bondoc The guy is probably a dad and that’s how he talks to his kids at home probably he had that tough but caring voice until he remembered he was supposed to be a marine drill instructor

[@EsTalYNihilista]

he just spoke like a normal person tor a second

[@unknown_user4463]

He prob need his voice to rest

[@megaman6710]

It's a bait-and-switch, making you think it's okay to speak back normally, once. Nope!

[@harishmano6106]

at last

[@kylelindquist7634]

4:42 “Oh crap, I’m supposed to be yelling”

[@capitancoolo1]

I cracked up. He forgot he wasn't talking to one of his kids.

[@babyedits-]

Reminds me of my first day of kindergarten ahhh good times

[@JoseSanchez-sc6fe]

Baby lmao for real

[@chloroplast8611]

@@JoseSanchez-sc6fe yes

[@omarferatovic413]

I know right😞.

[@highmcnoon9307]

Kindergarten was pure hell.

[@Proudmario]

In Recesses we knifed each other with machetes

[@XenonPhysics]

4:39 I love when the DI accidentally shows the kind of guy he actually is

[@than0s948]

2:04 when the teacher catches you using your phone in class

[@Wolfboy2012]

When my friends have food

[@ya.s7614]

Gimme gimme gimme

[@edgaro.8219]

@Alex B only middle school

[@_-Liyah-_]

World Cup definitely in high school

[@dutchvanderlinde4713]

Puffthecarrier1 FACTSSSS

[@chrissmith7669]

Ah the memories. I remember it like it was yesterday. We were in the old WWII barracks and they never let us forget we were walking ground hallowed by those who went before us. We were told we’d never measure up to those hero’s.

[@GeorgeCampbell1964]

Thankyou for your service, Marine!

[@willjones4630]

Legit Bro SFMF 🦅🌎⚓️1998-2006 👊🏿

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

What about the Vietnam guys?

[@douglasskaalrud6865]

We’re also told we can never engineer or manufacture anything near what they used to do. That is a crock of shit

[@97Crazysteve]

@@douglasskaalrud6865 Is it? In World War 2, the entire country was working together to help the Army fight some of the greatest evils the world had ever seen. Look at us now. Feeding our troops politically correct weak-minded bullshit and firing them if they don't take some worthless vaccine. Running away from Afghanistan and leaving the enemy billions of dollars of our own highly advanced weaponry and equipment. Wonder why we're so far behind on recruiting goals? We will never be able to fight another war like World War 2 ever again.

[@janitorjake]

4:40 -4:49. I don't know why, but it's absolutely hilarious to see

[@sergioa9348]

I really don't understand nothing about what they're saying lol

[@paladinheadquarters7776]

Sergio A WHERE IS YOUR ID!

[@awkwardmoments1539]

WHERE IS YO ID? *begins slapping desk yelling incomprehensible earrape*

[@retiredtidepodeater3339]

Shit had me in tears 😂😂😂

[@TK-fy4nu]

Dude looked like he was bout to cry

[@Mars2cold808]

These are fun to watch as a Poolee because you will watch them for research and laugh at the guys in the video but once the video is over you realize that you are getting shipped out in a few months and will be going through this yourself

[@Deutche_Reenactment]

All hands in pool function went crazy a couple weeks ago bro 😭😭

[@karakas9905]

Good thing i don't plan enlisting the the Corps because I don't understand a word the drill instructor says. Drill instructor language is not for me.

[@karakas9905]

DontKnow9000 I would not mind if i knew what he was saying.

[@tannerlasco2380]

DontKnow9000 kinda their job to turn you into a marine, idiot.

[@killiendergamer963]

Karakas

[@olibenjamin3959]

Karakas i don't think screaming whilst slightly spitting in peoples faces is a language that is for any civilized person.

[@sunmoon2225]

Tanner Lasco nonono, not "marine, idiot"... It's "marine idiot"

[@AH-be6bu]

0:00 “Soooo... we’ve all made a pretty terrible life choice, right?” “Yep.”

[@ilikeanime1190]

Adam Hodgkinson lmfaooo

[@midknightmiddleman5887]

*Others nod in agreement*

[@echocompany2484]

But in the end, it was worth it, for those who made it at least

[@waynebhase4436]

It depends on how you look at it. If you want some respect, no, if you want to relax, kick back all the time, chill, yes, bad choice. Ahaha.

[@echocompany2484]

Wayne Bhase but you don’t get respect OR get a chance to kick back and relax

[@almighty_demon_slayer9563]

1:19 regretting my decision LMFAOOOOOO

[@KuvaDrinker]

I immediately regret this decision

[@poppa4178]

Smh 😂

[@A_10_PaAng_111]

I should of just applied for a student loan

[@DanielsArtStudioGamesAnimation]

It proofs how weak and vulnerable a human can be. But they wanted to go to the boot program. Or prolly their parents sent them there to taste some hardships they never seen coming

[@paulkaehn6203]

Looking back boot camp was one of the easiest parts of my Marine Corps enlistment. I'm grateful for the experiences I gained throughout my five years.

[@sbz88]

4:48 he's like "but you said to put all forms of identification in the green bag." 😂😂😂😂

[@cheyeann46]

Marine corps drill

[@dannuman6510]

At this moment he regretted joining the Marines and not the army

[@piercegordon6404]

After you receive a command you scream "YES SIR"

[@kylekinney7578]

Do exactly as you're told, move with a purpose, and detach yourself emotionally from the ass-chewings. Right or wrong, you're gonna get smoked. Smooth sailing after that.

[@pixel6134]

I don't even understand the words that came out from thier mouth lol

[@jaysonpayton9820]

@ Kinney...So True! @ Pixel...You'd understand after your 3rd chewing and they make an example out of you! Then you'd catch on fast.

[@pixel6134]

@@jaysonpayton9820 I don't get what you mean haha

[@unitedstatesmarinecorps7.62]

You would understand what they re saying because they show you how to do everything. You're a nobody the lowest life form on earth for those 3 months so you catch on quick. Another tip to add scream always when responding. You want to be as vicious as possible this will keep them off your back might even get promoted..

[@anthonyreyes4750]

@@pixel6134 you’d be the perfect expample of “he just got his boots 🥾 smoked “ would look like

[@bigboyburger3406]

4:42 where’s your id, W H E R E I S Y O U R I D in the bag sir I D I D N T T E L L Y O U T O P U T IT I N T H E B A G I’m sorry s- S O P U T IT B A C K

[@mahmoudfarid3971]

Oh my God . Haaaaaaa 😂😂

[@gforce97]

That scared me

[@RoccHard13]

He said to take it out not put it back

[@isaacdepaula2103]

So take it out*

[@edball4906]

4:42 WHERE'S YOUR ID W H E R E I S Y O U R I S IN THE BAG SIR

[@ThreeEarRabbit]

I watch this whenever I need motivation to get stuff done.

[@ChewyBoy-gv4ce]

5:02 When the dog tries to eat my food

[@t3buron513]

LOL

[@Anthrpolo]

The dog: AYE SIR!

[@jackpatrick1101]

Imagine if the drill instructor had a massive voice crack

[@shippuden667]

Raptorlord101 go watch the extended version of this, they literally scream like women cause their voices die on them, it's hilarious 😂

[@luvknshi]

Instructor: YOU WILL PUT IT IN THE BAG RIGHT NOAAAAWWWWW.... Students (i guess): 😐

[@beastmode4591]

shippuden667 lol

[@philbrown9764]

Raptorlord101 I worked the mess hall at Edson Range in '70 after I got back from Nam and got to see the DIs as fellow Marines. Some of them had horrible voices from screaming so much. Still, it was fun to talk to them on an equal basis.

[@rmcdeez]

I was waiting 4 that

[@StillNoPickles69]

Yo what is idubbbz doing in the thumbnail

[@pepeiann]

Yooo idubbz joinwd

[@shsjehenrnsjdj6032]

content marine

[@axb3542]

@@pepeiann what the fuck are you doing here dawg

[@anobviousreadablename8372]

I noticed that too bro😂

[@imafatmonkeyreviews1821]

Wtf is idubbbzt here

[@Panacea9]

Andrej always spoke to his guys like actual people and most of the time down to earth and patient. Those guys were always way better.

[@s9d39w4]

2:04 when ur little brother finds out u have candy

[@redjack7296]

And I'd say back off

[@igorz3551]

Punch that bitch to the floor

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

lol

[@Dmitry_Kolm]

🤣

[@joshuascreations7526]

🤣🤣🤣

[@freshkidd568]

4:23 he answered so casually

[@nickmiyuki2634]

WHAT IS THIS!!!!

[@The_intro_Guy]

@@nickmiyuki2634 Pokemons cards

[@aphatguy1544]

2:04 when everyone in my class realized I have gum:

[@xzurvity5601]

lmao

[@Seth622]

😅😅😅😅😅

[@pr3ttyb0yfl4cko]

GIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMME

[@kevinf7212]

lmao

[@barackcardigan]

😂😂😂

[@warfare11gaming]

1:18 Dude realize it ain't Call of Duty anymore

[@tbjuggnsht]

Beyond Scared Straight On Drugs

[@notdyingsober]

On crack

[@AndyTeeYT]

Oh dude none of those BSS kids would last a day in boot camp.

[@chrisg2378]

This makes beyond scared straight like a trip to the principal's office.

[@pepeiann]

The sad part is your trying to get into something better than the army

[@dollarstoreracoon8230]

nX B I P O L A R

[@rh_312]

5:53 imagine calling yourself a barber and all you do is is give them a Johnny Sins cut😭😭

[@brandonshaw7619]

They make like 4 bucks a head

[@Taurineg]

@@brandonshaw7619 that’s pretty nuts for a 5minute job

[@brandonshaw7619]

@@Taurineg not even more like 45 secs they may cut 100 heads a day not a bad living

[@kutsuro3901]

Imagine gatekeeping a barber.

[@lotus20856]

you expecting to have fade and wave on fucking bootcamp sweetheart

[@bee8470]

4:40 he almost forgot his role

[@Dmitry_Kolm]

when you forget how to scream

[@easternsasquatch]

He's human.

[@unknown_user4463]

He prob wanted to rest his voice for a few seconds

[@Iespauljr]

he forgot to do !getroles

[@naterivers6107]

I think he was legit like "Shit, did this guy loose his ID?" before realizing the private was just a moron who failed to fallow basic instructions.

[@Four6Three1Two]

To my Drill Sergeant Wendell Crumes aka Captain Caper: Thank you for saving my life. I honestly thought you were crazy. Now that I’m in my 40’s, and have step kids, i can’t believe I’m giving them the same lectures you gave us. 4th Platoon Warrior 4 Life✊🏽 - Signed 05/25/2022

[@OrangeAreRedVioletsAreBlue]

That’s respect

[@louiexoxo]

U weren’t in for shit

[@ryancartwright7487]

4:40 the reason he said it quietly first is because he thought the kid had lost his id or forgot it. In which case he's getting sent home, it's quite a serious thing. That's why the drills voice alMost sounded concerned

[@eli1000fer]

When you forget you're a drill instructor.

[@freshprincetk]

Then he goes into a serious rage like a kid who's mom wouldn't let him get candy at the store xD

[@anonanonymous3456]

Tom Kim 😂😂😂 best comment ever

[@dinhdatVN]

nah, between the quiet talk and the yelling there's no time for the kid to say anything. so it didn't mean anything to the DI.

[@Jay-uo1sn]

Haha it was funny

[@beanieman5418]

4:39 best part of the video "Where.. WHERE IS YOUR ID" "ITODEUTAPUDDIDINDER, SOTAYITOUTT!!!!"

[@lifeofadolly8249]

Michael Evans 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aaronbell5994]

Me every time an an underaged kid buys alcohol

[@denarddrew1301]

lol!

[@Spartan_Shield]

I DIDNT TELL YOU TO PUT IT IN THERE!!!

[@Turok987]

Didn't realize how funny this was till i saw your comment xD

[@MrZillas]

"I work at the USMC." - "So, what's your position?" - "I cut hair."

[@argeniside1015]

I like to make this joke about the SH job in the Navy: Guy: "So you're in the Navy that's cool, what type of ship are you on?" Sailor: "Aircraft carrier. They carry dozens of fighter jets and helicopters and launch them off the surface of the ship." Guy: "Damn dude that's badass, what do you do on there?" Sailor: "I stock Skittles."

[@NotShowingOff]

Hell of a way to make a living and pension.

[@zacharytackett6957]

In army basic reception, they just get the px(exchange) barbers to cut our hair and have them act like dicks.

[@logger22]

Sergeant Bill Dautrieve

[@nonyabiz9487]

Hey dont talk shit same guys been there for a very long time and probably has held a job doin it longer than most of you! The same exact guy cut my hair back in bootcamp 2001 and those clippers freakin hurt man! Cutting the hair is a ritual too and a right of passage. They shave off your disgusting shit bag civilian puke existence away and start to re-mold you into a real man.

[@edwarddaou9941]

Good ‘Ol memories.Semper Fi. If you watching this and debating on joining;it was the best decision of my life & good luck.

[@eduardoperalta6657]

4:40 That DI lost his character for a sec when he asked for the recruits ID 😂😂

[@2587june1]

That’s my favorite part recruits face is hilarious😂😂😂

[@yaboichuck3185]

4:41 Bro Get Back In Character Bro

[@PinkStarburst717]

K.oordinated C.haos he's not being serious

[@williamquebedeaux3600]

I know i was like wtf did he get soft all of a sudden

[@xgalarion8659]

K.oordinated C.haos of course this is role playing

[@kaedeamari8505]

Its not roleplaying that is true. But it is them acting, The point is to get it across to new recruits that they need to take things seriously and act quick under heavy pressure. They dont take joy in screaming like that all day. Most lose their voices.

[@HUSTLER1346]

I knew me and Asian dude noticed that shit lol

[@harveysanchez9892]

Watching this makes me appreciate how good my burger and fries are.

[@666stormz]

Harvey Sanchez 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 facts

[@tristancota4871]

In n out baby!

[@SearsCool]

Lemme have some plez

[@dutchvanderlinde4713]

Harvey Sanchez On my soul bruh

[@CyanMedic]

@@dirkdiggler8604 Lol I worked third shift at a gas station for three years before I joined the Army. Couldn't tell you which was worse to be honest. Stocking that goddamn freezer was worse than some of the shittiest duties, and I didn't even get issued a weapon despite being robbed twice. Tough life lmao.

[@niemand262]

They'll never capture the true magic of boot camp. I remember we had a dude from New Orleans with the thickest creole accent you can imagine... he was an absolute machine, and crushed everything both mental and physical, but he absolutely refused to sound off. They would punish him with push-ups, for example, and he was just fine with that. It evolved into a paradox of acceptance from the DIs and the other recruits. We all just kind of pretended that he would sound off. It became the subject of jokes between the DIs. I'm not sure he would've gotten away with it except for his ability to rock a 300 PFT while barely breaking a sweat. But it pretty much made boot camp a laugh for the whole time.

[@joevignolor4u949]

"They'll never capture the true magic of boot camp." You're right. Boot camp is sort of like sex. Other people can describe it to you and you can even watch other people doing it but in order the truly understand and appreciate it you need to experience it for yourself.

[@status7505]

lmfao what a guy

[@Pudakillz69]

Some of them looked like they came from playing call of duty straight to coming into military. Smh

[@jonnelbandilla6472]

At least they finally came to a conclusion that doing something with their life is better than sitting on a shit bucket all day.

[@Pudakillz69]

+Jonnel Bandilla I don't think that was their realisation mate. I think they have yet to understand the feeling of being up for night after night being scared shitless if they'll ever see their mother again.

[@blackred1032]

at least they will rise through the ranks until they reach general.

[@Pudakillz69]

+Potential x10 um, no. Do you think they will all be general?? Not even half of them will even become lieutenants.

[@dl30wpb]

If you ever served, you would realize half the people that enlist look like that lol... It is pretty funny to see those types get roasted in boot camp though... It's like sending a gazelle into a Lions den... The drill instructors sense it and just focus on making their life a living hell

[@Bandstand]

Looks like IDubbz in the thumbnail

[@michaelhorn2850]

Very underrated comment

[@Jeremy_Hill_2020]

XD just imagine him in boot camp

[@pr6wlr]

i am glad i’m not the only one who thought this.

[@Boomistirr]

YES SIR!

[@YourAverageJoeReview]

Thats why I clicked lmao

[@tigerguy1013]

4:38 probably the only time you'll ever hear a drill instructor talk normally

[@gaymerbrando]

imagine a drill instructor at subway

[@beastmiester]

MakeMemesNotWar "I WANT A FOOT LONG WITH ROAST BEEF AND PEPPER JACK CHEESE WITH NO PICKLES!!!!"

[@riskrask3310]

Gunner11 aye aye sir

[@nemochicky4697]

Tigerguy 101 Don’t forget the time the recruits earn the title of Marine

[@PropaneTreeFiddy]

I think a DI addressing me in a normal tone is much scarier than the screaming. To break character like that means you REALLY fucked up.

[@btwarner2124]

The hair cut is when I knew shit got real.

[@g_peratino7357]

BT Warner I’m Air Force not marine, but the clippers are never that smooth lol

[@SilkyLew]

I knew shit was real when they told us to "strip!" For our showers lol

[@btwarner2124]

@Andrew Ledet I let mine grow...it was about to my chin all one length. The dude had me bald in about a minute 😂

[@digital107-_-]

@Andrew Ledet LMAOO

[@tadoshka5170]

@Andrew Ledet I'm laughing hard at this 😆

[@SPACEBOOCH]

4:40 Drill_instructor.exe has stopped working

[@Dnariobeats1289]

Lol

[@ghost-sk9jg]

Your pretty Ashley ❤

[@catfishyt9925]

ghost Creep

[@ghost-sk9jg]

@@catfishyt9925 I'm a girl tho

[@catfishyt9925]

ghost Oh I apologize

[@BabysFace]

4:39 "Where's your ID?" Realises he's not "in character" "WHERE'S YOUR ID?!?!?!"

[@torinjones3221]

lol

[@GritsnBeans]

Reminded me of Guardians of the Galaxy. "what are you doing.........WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!"

[@Nick_88]

when he's out of character you know shit just got real

[@KGmetusalemKG]

wait. oh noo. did u guys see his belt?. he's wearing a black belt meaning he's a senior DI out of character

[@CentralFloridaHipHop]

The kid looked scared shitless lol

[@__evanhart5320]

I would probably start laughing. I can’t take people screaming in my face. It’s too funny.

[@yamasail]

2:43 He handled that pretty damn well.

[@charliewiltshire7517]

what is your pfp

[@yamasail]

@@charliewiltshire7517 Lmfao. Artwork from Tsukishiro Saika.

[@charliewiltshire7517]

sailfish oh I love Miku! Just not in the same way

[@cheesy-hamburger3220]

@@cryo_life To stop the rumbling

[@charliewiltshire7517]

MrSparkle 204 Lol, ok “Mr. Sparkle” as if that wasn’t gay enough lul

[@6locktae525]

4:41 he didnt want to yell

[@yomashi1179]

im.itunes lol

[@sabbirraiyan3396]

Who ? The drill sergeant or the trainee ?

[@joscar062]

@@sabbirraiyan3396 *Drill Instructor

[@joshxmuhozi]

I would cry at the amount of stress

[@MrCoby303]

@@joshxmuhozi Lol

[@coreydubz3709]

1:19 is the look of "wtf did i get myself into" :D

[@Ajesen]

Haha ikr

[@mofo7689]

This is the biggest difference between the Marines and everybody else. From the split second you get off the bus, EVERYTHING is based on the individual ability to FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS. Once that light goes on, everything suddenly becomes easy with lots of yelling. San Diego. After the trauma of boot camp, I became so relaxed that I could fall asleep sitting in a chair and still hear anybody speaking to me. I still remember being dismissed like it was yesterday.

[@FROSHTV4ReL]

2:04 my younger brother when I start eating chips

[@Dmitry_Kolm]

🤣

[@jaja2times463]

Jj

[@kevin_savoy]

You make him say “aye sir”😂

[@envysilence85]

5:54 he’s just humming like he doesn’t have to hear screaming everyday lmao

[@thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529]

he had the hum and look around like he was gonna slit the guys throat lol

[@danpena10565]

@@thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529 that barber was a prick. I still remember when I was in bootcamp in '03, he was cutting my hair he dug his clippers to my skin which made me react and told me "you move I'll snap your F#%^*N neck." not the nicest guy.

[@spearofconquest]

@@danpena10565 LOL. I'm not laughing at you but I had a suspicion he was a dickhead. He just has that "look" to him. Probably thinks he's a tough guy when he's talking down to 18-22ish year old kids

[@jordanjones8120]

I was in the army for 8 years and recently discharged. I can honestly say that the marines have it much worse than I ever did. It's a standard that i doubt I could've kept. Props to all Marines.

[@JodieMajor06]

Much love man.

[@DaGrumpyTaco]

what did you get discharged for

[@gtarules1]

Probably enlisted for 4 then reupped for 4 and then decided to get out, DaGrumpyTaco

[@Tigerheart01]

discharge doesn't necessarily mean against your will. Those who don't retire but chose to not re-enlist for another term are discharged as well. That's usually referred to as an Honorable discharge or just a Separation.

[@jordanjones8120]

That's what it was. Honorable discharge

[@lenhalz8086]

That first guy was super polite lol. In Paris Island even the lunch lady was pissed off

[@raider7265]

*When you’re standing there listening to instructions but then your mind wanders off and you forget all of it...*

[@thegaminglegends1488]

Dark _ I can relate

[@jmiller7997]

0:06 my teacher explaining the math directions

[@ELM4R1NÖ4ZTEC4]

That's true man 12:43 PM | 2//19//2021

[@jordanbaker3283]

😂😂😂

[@seamuspeacock346]

YOU NOW RECRUIT JDJEFIFIRJRRJRJ SAN DIEGO CALIFORNIA

[@420cm]

4:39 He becomes polite for a sec lol

[@AntS1992]

circumcise me I watched that a million times 😂

[@goldnopportunity]

really? “where’s your ID? *whoops* WHAR IZ YUR ID”

[@HiHi-tw9vg]

He forgot lol

[@midknightmiddleman5887]

RavingAssassin *OBVIOUSLY NERVOUS* “Inthegreenbagsir...”

[@goldnopportunity]

Brad Mason “I DIDN’T TELL YOU TO PUT IT IN THERE SO TAKE IT OUT”

[@kagnewmp12]

At 70 years old I look back to Basic Training at Fort Knox Kentucky in December 1971 and when I look at these kids in this video and ask one question. Was I really that young? LOL

[@sanandreasX]

These are the nicest Drill Instructors i've ever seen.

[@pastetatse4957]

sanandreasX what

[@B00-x9k]

sanandreasX thats because these guys dont train platoons, their receiving DIs

[@Ajesen]

How do you top off constant screaming in their face? Do they beat you or what

[@T3dX01]

@@sanandreasX those are receiving week drill instructors. They’re only job is to get you processed and to your actual drill instructors

[@blitzthecrimson3207]

These DI's are finishing up their times as DI's via doing receiving week stuff. So they've seen almost every kind of recruit and know how to just scare recruits just enough

[@ProChoiceJesus]

4:48 - That expression!

[@moneyjune1057]

1:21 he’s thinking “this is nothing like call of duty”

[@elferson]

Where else are you going to start

[@danpartridge8584]

I'm blind in one eye so I could never enlist, but vids like these always remind me of my uncle. He was a Navy LCDR for INSURV. Served with distinction; disappeared for months on end on submarine assignments. Came home to VA Beach on leave in '99 and dropped dead from an aneurysm at 43. Such a random way to die. RIP, Uncle Pete 🫡

[@link732]

4:18 Omg that makes me laugh every time. He's just like "What is this?" Like seriously recruit what is it? The way he says it. I don't understand why it makes me laugh.

[@ashflint23]

"What is that? WHAT, THE FUCK IS THAT?"

[@joojceec2187]

WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE PYLE????

[@OperatorOG]

Something about how he throws it makes me laugh all the time

[@tlsrob6772]

Its always the little things that DI’s do that are funny. One night I was on Firewatch, forgot to report my post ( I was silly recruit, so go figure at the time ), and literally he just yells “ OH F*CK NO ! “ and runs towards me like bat out of hell. Then another time we got candy in our mail call, and he just yells it again, and I start laughing. I still laugh to this day.