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[@MM-vs2et]

We used to laugh at plague jokes, but that was before the plague hit

[@CesarTheKingVA]

Greetings from 2020. Your comment was made in better times. ...that was before the plague hit

[@willowism]

@@CesarTheKingVA that comment was made a month ago

[@bigboysdotcom745]

"Dude covid lmao"

[@SamFreelancePolice]

2021 here, and the plague is still hitting

[@GregggNT]

@@SamFreelancePolice sadly

[@WynautCereal]

I used to be an adventurer like you, but that was back before the plague hit.

[@cyan_god]

But everything changed when the plague hit.

[@gucciguy3408]

Sol The plague had taken out most of the air benders,but only one remained. The DrMosquito.

[@jedimasterpickle3]

Sol But everything changed when the Fire Nation took a plague in the knee

[@ItsNothingPersonal32]

This is cool again.

[@DaneWorms]

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[@MrRedbrenden1]

HOW DARE YOU PUNCH THE FIRE TROLL

[@BestAtNothing]

Ahh.. I remember a time when we didn't have to worry about fire trolls bothering us with their surveys. That was _back before the plague hit._

[@TOUD_]

lmao, this is old but nobody saw this comment I guess

[@FSSmash]

@@TOUD_ This comment aged well

[@ShotgunSurge0n058]

now zere is a plague

[@zlavus8631]

I remember before the plague hit

[@nonameswerechosen]

i used to be able to think of time-relevant jokes, but that was before the plague hit

[@thez28camaroman]

1:56 This is some of the best voice acting I've ever heard you do, Jerma. I am serious. It's calm, consistent, and genuine.

[@AmberSixtyFour]

I liked it too. But that was before the plague hit.

[@Trollingtonsrus]

that's before the plague hit

[@codyxander1199]

sounds like a narrator. but that was before the plague hit.

[@Bananaman923]

It kind of reminded me of Cole from inFAMOUS.

[@theletterkei]

GamesbyNed i could go for a slice about now.

[@MikeBachful]

Whos here after the plague hit?

[@SamFreelancePolice]

It's 2021 and the plague is still hitting

[@Kodlaken]

​@@SamFreelancePolice It used to be funny to watch this video, that was back before the plague hit.

[@1un4cy]

It's 2022 and the plague is still hitting

[@soygaming69]

i hate how this is 2 years ago

[@miikael123able]

@@soygaming69 ahh two years ago, life was beautiful.. that was before the plague hit

[@Frodudus]

People used to make arrow to the knee jokes, that was before the plague hit.

[@ararerock1545]

you're not wrong

[@nunyabiznes7446]

I actually really want jerma to narrate a game.

[@neshploda17]

+Cullen Paradis Have you watched Jerma's video "Castle Griffinsteed"? Basically Jerma narrating a joke game he made /watch?v=LDSnTvBVL2k

[@emmettkrantz1520]

I used to think that too. Of course that was before the plague hit.

[@SuperCompany007]

+Emmett Krantz But that was when the ground was shaken

[@wokeandroid]

Cullen Paradis o

[@ScArYcHiCkEn1]

The ‘before the plague hit’ joke is one of my all time favourite jerma bits, I don’t even know why

[@ShadowBladeXX4]

After searching for fucking 20 minutes I finally found the bear song: Run - Ethan Meixsell

[@KoboldCommando]

+Shpee-7™ I dug through like 40 "Darude Sandstorm" and 80 "before the plague hit" comments to find this. Thank you!

[@Ghost_on_the_beach]

+Darksimms DOMINUS™ i think it could be better to use "iwresledabearonce" song(:

[@SuperCompany007]

Ever heard of Shazam?

[@phalanxphalanx4808]

"You know, before the plague hit, I was a(BANG) ........

[@ChapuleTaylor]

*MEME VERY GOOD MEME GUYS FUCK YOU ALL STUPID WORTHLESS UNIMAGINATIVE POINTLESS HUMAN LIVES*

[@Vaksharules1999]

Always kills me

[@BudBonkerson]

Knowing that Star and Jerma used to give each other editing tips, I feel like the rock music and spinning picture of a bear was definitely a Star thing.

[@cianseeck8917]

That was before the plague hit.

[@pineapplefarmer7352]

This was all before the plague hit. But then everything changed when the fire nation attacked...

[@nickybuttons6443]

Well as you know war never changes.

[@Frodudus]

+Pirate the Foxy WAR HAS CHANGED!

[@hiabyss_kiss]

+Bubba But but war...war never changes :'(

[@Frodudus]

aiden Distefano WAR HAS CHANGED, GOD DAMMIT!

[@hiabyss_kiss]

Bubba BUT I DONT WANNA

[@Toebex]

I can't wait until Jerma is a professional voice actor. It has to happen. He's too good at it.

[@Toebex]

k shaw I know he did a character for an iPhone game, has he done anything else?

[@goodwithastain]

***** That was back before the plague hit.

[@Appletank8]

***** Before the plague hit.

[@yoshiguy123]

+BlooCrew He's voice acted in a few things now so...

[@buoy9665]

+Toebex He was in Apotheon.

[@NexusGideon]

If an actual zombie apocalypse happens, I'll find people and tell stories and say "but that was before the plague hit" and if they know the referance, that there is a good friend to have during such an epidemic. Really lighten the mood I suppose.

[@jimbojigs368]

Jimmy De'Souza True

[@SantaFebuff]

I came back to this to enjoy the modern relevance.

[@SunnyBlam]

Jerma's joke in this video aged pretty well.

[@ChapuleTaylor]

extreme relevancy

[@scales251]

You and me both

[@Lelfay]

That was before the plague hit

[@Lelfay]

l i t e r a l l y

[@JoshuaConnorMusic]

That is the worst rain animation I have ever seen in my entire life.

[@MattVariety]

It looks like a bunch of transparent white line .png sprites floating down.

[@JoshuaConnorMusic]

Mashu It's literally a 1 second animation of 5 white lines copy and pasted a hundred times. It redefines lazy.

[@larrydigger461]

***** seriously fuck you

[@JoshuaConnorMusic]

***** So because it's an alpha, everything is allowed to look super lazy and shit. Right. If rain is such a taxing effect (which it really isn't, just make the animation itself client side, and have an option to turn it off), then just don't have it. I'd rather no rain than rain that looks like it was made with the MS paint straight line tool. And you do realize that alphas and betas are meant for testing bugs, code and gameplay mechanics, right? Not graphics. I'm willing to bet the full release won't look that much better.

[@JoshuaConnorMusic]

***** Ah the typical "Out of counter-arguments, better dismiss the entire argument by saying it doesn't matter anyway". Graphics DO matter. They can make or break a game's immersion, and in a open world survival horror, breaking the immersion is a BAD thing. And how is this in any way at all like GTA? Cause it's a 3rd person openworld game? Don't compare this crap to GTA, it's not a quarter of the game GTA is. It's nothing more than a DayZ knockoff, there are a million games like this, and there'll be a million more.

[@Cumbercuke]

That bear theme song.

[@theshimita]

It was my favorite song to listen to. But that was before the plague hit.

[@uncurablekill]

That was my favorite comment to upvote. But that was before the plague hit.

[@Introbulus]

uncurablekill That was my favorite comment to reply to, but that was before the plague hit.

[@FireballMC100]

Anyone even know what it is

[@TheLordteus]

Introbulus I used to make before the plague hit comments, but that was before the plague hit.

[@Im49th]

How did you survive in this game without behries behries behries?

[@GoldWolf1666]

PwnLV4 hey you look familiar

[@derekjohn7535]

PwnLV4 But that was before the plague hit

[@PwnLV4]

***** Hey fuck off

[@GoldWolf1666]

I used to fuck off.......that was before the plague hit..

[@derekjohn7535]

Ethan Tang But that was before tha plague hit

[@zeevyehuda2501]

3:35 What, is your name? What, is your quest? What, is the capital of Assyria? What, is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[@AeoLynx_]

African or European?

[@JakeTheAwesomeYT]

For those of you who don't know, this is a Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference! -also is gud movie and u shud watch asap-

[@fricktion01]

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

[@zeevyehuda2501]

mariofan6495 Blue? No wait, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[@LordVader1094]

JakeTheAwesome But that was before the plague hit.

[@lucaperr6764]

H1z1:Bear Punchline

[@codymiller1881]

Oh my god XD Satr and Jerma GOTTA make it

[@TheBigSad8247]

Does anyone know that song name?

[@MrDrifter913]

BrownieKuma72 I also am iinterested in finding out the name of the bear song.

[@alnico137]

BrownieKuma72 ThatWasBefore-ThePlagueHit

[@gravenightghoul]

I cannot get over how the "Before the plague hit..." joke is still relevant in modern games. The same voice cadence and everything.

[@Nrver]

this was by far the funniest jerma video i have seen

[@Dennogin]

Before the plague hit

[@Nrver]

The Dennogin before the plague hit...jerma was the funniest guy around...then when the plague hit...he vanished.... but that was before the plague hit so i dont remember

[@bogoforo]

sonicrider32 was that.... an avatar reference? if yes, you are a wonderful person, if no, i'm sure you are still a cool guy.

[@tholepin]

The Dennogin your picture is a plague doctor lmao

[@epicman13ful]

Star's h1z1 is so funny as well.

[@onedankasscat4356]

Jerma used to make tf2 videos....but that was before the plague hit

[@giantotter319]

Jerma used to make *videos*

[@sonikku956]

+Amani Berserker He still does :^)

[@giantotter319]

***** Yeah...and what a video the last one was. Bloody beatiful.

[@Hagot428]

Jerma once made videos on the main channel... back before the plague hit

[@willowism]

@@Hagot428 really before the plague hit

[@thomasrainsbury5841]

Jerma used to regularly post videos on his this channel, but that was before the plague hit

[@asgth6147]

True in more ways than thought 7 years ago.

[@DJstarrfish]

"Dancer: STAR_" seems about right

[@AeoLynx_]

But that was before the plague hit.

[@saltdetected1756]

***** **before the cryaotic impersonation was spot on

[@ChapuleTaylor]

The plague has officially hit.

[@willowism]

But that was before the plague hit

[@MrMuselk]

I think this cements Jerma as the KZbin king of glitchy alpha games.

[@Papa-os3gi]

inb4 "That was before the plague hit"

[@Quikanims]

But that was before the plague hit...

[@elbhaji]

I LOVE TF2! xD

[@timothy__tt]

What about motdef? Or Critical?

[@mettlehed401]

timothytt547 I used to watch Critical. But that was before the plague hit

[@b.l.alexander]

"...but that was before the plague hit" is like the Jerma version of STAR_'s "like a diaper" isn't it?

[@Arkantolas]

+Bishop Alexander That was before the plague hit us like a diaper.

[@XRaptureXx]

life has once again imitated art

[@foxtrot7376]

I used to be able to buy toilet paper, but that was back before the plague hit.

[@Icewallowcome012]

get it? covid joke? hehehaha

[@Bready_Player_Bun]

2020 here. Just remembering this video... from before the plague hit.

[@FreshTillDeath56]

I remember a time like this, so many memories... but that was before the plague hit.

[@wile123456]

Remember when we could go outside? That's before the plague hit

[@Jarethenator]

Never before has such nonsense and buffoonery been achievable in a post apocalyptic zombie plague and bear outbreak simulator with state of the art bow combat and explody vehicular physics....but now, H1Z1 has provided us with this holy grail of zombie game titles with a name that is simply a strain of flu with a Z in it because zombies. Truly, this is worthy of the most sincere praise. Thank you developers for this astounding work.

[@AlanGohel]

We all would have praised it too. But that was before the plague hit.

[@ghoulchamp6242]

***** I never saw a bear ride car, but that was before the bears hit.

[@nahman6790]

you're right... but that was before the plague hit, im sorry but i just had to do it

[@SWDShelp]

Used to watch these videos laughing, but then the plague actually fucking hit...

[@hagjaxProductions]

I was gonna make a "But that was before the plague hit" comment, But that was before the plague hit

[@sskeletonhell]

the description Dancer: STAR_ Lighting: Boo Extra: Etalyx

[@TheProgenitor]

MGS V: The Phantom Bear

[@craig7152]

Watch out for the bears, Graham.

[@maorx36]

Your'e that ninja

[@KengaruZ]

+The Progenitor Metal Bear Solid 3: Survivor Eater

[@juno9579]

Metal Bear Solid 2: Sons of LiBEARty

[@travdump209]

Metal Gear Grizzly: Bearvengance

[@TobeasJ]

This is back when Jerma was funny, I remem...wait a second, Jerma is still funny. Nice.

[@Bofrab]

God I remember Jerma. Used to watch his streams every day. That was before the plague hit.

[@BSGA22]

Jerma's "Before the Plague hit" voice, was really good.

[@silvy3047]

What kind of zombie survival game has no zombies

[@Infinitron38]

This was an original idea, but that was back before the plague hit.

[@chadough_7014]

Doubled Fun it was a good joke that was before the plague hit

[@CrazedJacob]

H1Z1 - The Free To Play game that costs $20, and brings fresh, new gameplay to the zombie survival genre!

[@LordVader1094]

But that was before the plague hit.

[@CrazedJacob]

LordVader1094 Before the plague hit, the plague _before_ the plague hit.

[@LordVader1094]

Jacob whydoesmylastnamematter -What?

[@CrazedJacob]

LordVader1094 The pre-plague! The plague that came before the other plague. It plagued before the other plague could plague. Geez, Jon Vader, get with the program.

[@CptBockwurstsandwich]

Jacob whydoesmylastnamematter How can a plague plague if another plague has plagued before it and is blocking it from plagueing right now? huh?

[@kyphosislordosis2230]

I remember fresh air but that was before the plague hit

[@estrogenizedbird9161]

I used to watch jerma985 all the time...but that was back before the plague hit.

[@ISeTriX]

it boggles my mind how people will buy the latest open world zombie game without knowing anything about it first they are always shit games

[@XXXXXXXXXXXYZ]

Heh, yeah. Guess they do eat these types of games up... But that was before the plague hit.

[@bend.543]

My guess is Minecraft, the prime suspect for this malarky.

[@allofthesauce8297]

Not knowing it will become free in 2 months...

[@jravee5994]

but that was before the plague hit. now... they're still shit games lmao.

[@libertylemonz7145]

rust, state of decay and 7 days to die weren't that bad

[@Hydereal]

I.... thought he was saying play kid... But that was before the plague hit

[@mert_finance]

JERMA, you are awesome, never stop making videos even when u are grandaddy i will still watch u

[@austinbullock5282]

Agreed brethren :D

[@Justario]

But that was before the plague hit

[@1un4cy]

In 2060 he'll be that old guy who makes funny KZbin Video game videos and still have various voices.

[@malhekai]

He'll become literal Grandpa.

[@early_proficient]

Back before the plague hit.

[@kr4ft_punk]

Bewwies, bewwies, bewwies...

[@austinbullock5282]

Bebbies. Bebbies. Bebbies.*

[@Niiftyy]

I used to sing songs about berries, but that was before the plague hit.

[@jimmy4009]

I used to sing a song about our sauna, but that was before there was no plague.

[@paranoidpuppiez8893]

But that before the plague hit.

[@Jeramiahstool]

"my mother is an acclaimed author, she wrote a book, DID YOU EVER LAY BOOK?"

[@YOMAMA1833]

My mother was an acclaimed author too. But that was back before the plague hit

[@Jeramiahstool]

YOMAMA1833 XD

[@tezin3970]

I would make a "Before the Plague Hit" comment, but that was before the plague hit.

[@marmiteghost]

more "before the plague hit" reminiscing zombie movie character voice please, you nail it so fucking perfectly it's beautiful

[@uthertheking]

Anyone seen the trailer for the game "Days Gone"? It's Jerma's narration to a T.

[@KingDrew]

truuuuuuuu

[@animatedbird]

The announce trailer?

[@uthertheking]

Yes.

[@animatedbird]

uthertheking I watched, definitely couldn't hear him, but I guess I wasn't listening enough

[@uthertheking]

animatedbird He's not in it. It was just the same type of narration.

[@ClockworkNinja24]

Description: Dancer STAR_ Lighting Boo Extra Etalyx Step up your description game, Jerma has this on lockdown

[@safoma]

i cant believe the plague actually hit. what the fuck.

[@giantotter319]

The plague is hitting.

[@Azf12]

Jerma used to upload to his main channel, but that was before the plague hit...

[@ZURATAMA1324]

Wow, Jerma has some serious comedic/voice acting talent! But that was before the plague hit.

[@Arkantolas]

And thus was spawned a glorious joke!

[@ThomasShelby-oj4ej]

That was before the plague hit.

[@abunchofletters9507]

+Jack Lumber That was before the joke hit

[@danPgroves]

I remember this video, good times. But that was back before the plague hit.

[@SeriousPeopleStudios]

1:57 - 2:50 Holy shit, Jerma is a fucking awesome voice actor.

[@1un4cy]

Jerma985 used to make funny videos. That was before the plague hit.

[@DirpyTurtle]

People would call me a dickhead before the plauge hit, now they have an arrow in their head

[@kylezaking]

I lost it at the fire troll scene.

[@alekseyboreckyi4944]

Dancer : STAR_ woah, nice dancin.

[@boone4531]

3 questions for the fire troll

[@ilovewallacebuthategromit]

"please-- PLEASE tell me it's Robert Frost" still cracks me up

[@mikeydiamond2621]

Dancer : STAR_ Lighting :Boo Extra :Etalyx Wat

[@LightslashGamingRocks]

The section where he was talking about the plague hitting I thought it was in game dialogue it sounded so good XD

[@argnator]

What is the bear song? The song when the bear happens? What song was used for the Bear Happening?

[@MrJellyton]

This was like my favorite gameplay video for the longest time. That's before the plague hit.

[@bloodlessvr2823]

Ahh, I remember 6 years ago when an arrow to the shoulder was just a comical picture on the internet, known as a “meme”. 𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝒷𝑒𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝑔𝓊𝑒 𝒽𝒾𝓉

[@bobbyferg9173]

The zombie being hit by the police car is like the third person police car perspective of when Jerma got hit in the Grab the Auto video

[@Brandfid]

They predicted the 2020 plauge

[@BanditoBurrito]

Oh my god Jerma's fire troll voice

[@joshwd3152]

Sick bear theme. Quality bear theme.

[@nou2093]

i have a love-hate relation to whenever the aftemath of a funny clip is cut out, and we are left to imagine what laughter ensued

[@TheProgenitor]

Man, I remember when I used to be first. I was part of the Under 301+ club in every video.... . . . . . But that was before the plague hit. It's snowing on Mt. Fuji.

[@UndeadHavoc1]

Best zombie simulation ever. In what other game can you find yourself running into Zombified celebrity, Kermipp D. Frugg, play a game of Intangible Super-Death-Bears, and perform the most strategic maneuver in a zombie apocalypse: rolling down a hill while some jerk creepily stares at you with a flashlight in hand?

[@shukky3960]

The plague finally hit

[@LOLDUDE641]

I love how no actual zombies appeared in the video until the very last part.

[@58rocKsErt1]

You know before the plague hit, I wa*DEAD*

[@beau9334]

“The memory of her hair?” *caw* Shit game, perfect comedic timing crows

[@Jelboo]

I really ought to thank myself for subscribing. This is fantastic stuff

[@aheeuhnation]

But that was before the plague hit

[@MisterSkids]

"That guy just died!" Jerma approaches dead body without checking why Natural Selections Ensues

[@JakeTheAwesomeYT]

Welcum 2 da unda tree hunderd vyooz klub. How unoriginal r yoo?

[@SourNack]

Penis

[@ViewVue5]

reddit

[@astra9878]

Yes

[@sladikk]

your face

[@theletterkei]

tumblr

[@RickJaeger]

That does it Jerm, you've finally found your voice acting niche: point-and-click detective-noir-style adventure first-person-thought narration.

[@LenkyLad]

after witnessing the popularity of STERS_ H1Z1 video on the internet media. He hastily publicized his hoping for he same result. But will he succeed?

[@ThePhantomguy321]

No.

[@seedubhuntx]

That was before the plague hit

[@AlanGohel]

It's actually STAR_ But ever since the plague hit, no one cared.

[@jeffu_]

The way he punches the first guy multiple times for no reason is the funniest shit

[@robert-vh6qi]

then the plague hit.

[@dawn_connor]

I really enjoy how you and Star can always play a game together and end up making two completely different but equally as entertaining videos.

[@Ben-bg3bh]

Those bears were 2Fast2Quick

[@gamerorp1684]

But that was before the plague hit

[@MarkVinewood]

That Play kit or whatever that was narration was really good.

[@majiira]

*plague hit

[@MarkVinewood]

jenni and now all of a sudden it makes sense as well :D

[@yungmarsupial]

Did your mom write a book???!!?

[@SaintPatrick33]

0:54 Harry - "Lloyd, what are you doing?" Lloyd - "It feels like you're running at an incredible rate, Harry!" Harry - "Would you quit it? We're not even through Connecticut yet and already you're annoying me."

[@HQ_Default]

Came back to watch this after the plague did indeed hit

[@CrabQueen]

That Fire Troll scene might just be the funniest thing Jerma has ever done. This is gonna be a good year.