Al The Security Guard | Married With Children

[@NickNapoli]

Al Bundy vs. Spare Tire is truly one of the greatest rivalries in all of sports.

[@TECHNOIR]

Now that Was an episode for the ages: poignant, funny Al vs. Bubba Smith using photos of their mothers-in-law as close combat weapons was inspired kzbin.info/www/bejne/jKSqh3alpaZ7hc0

[@ralphyboy26]

Yes indeed 👏🏾👏🏾🏈💯

[@spunn_co]

what about is 4tds in one game

[@thelastdragon5551]

Jordan vs Magic who?

[@TECHNOIR]

@@thelastdragon5551 Who indeed? It’s Bundy vs. Tire for the truly discerning :)

[@kaitlanchristine8106]

"I was a legend. Then your mother. Then the end." 🤣🤣🤣

[@Angyali]

"You know, my dad gone like that. We shot him."

[@kaitlanchristine8106]

@@Angyali 🤣🤣🤣

[@LadyMngwa]

That "It is not what it does look like son .. I was just crying on the floor" absolutely cracked me up.

[@humantacos9800]

His deliveries are classic.

[@elmstreetfan1633]

"All night security dude" one of my personal favorites. I think it might be the only episode of Al walking the halls of Polk High

[@syntaxusdogmata3333]

I seem to recall an interview where Ed said it was his favorite, too. 👍

[@FriendlyCroock]

I keep saying that Season 5 is by far the best season of this show.

[@redacted2275]

3:57 Someone in the audience saying "oh, man..." after dying of laughter lmao

[@alwillk]

I love the part where Spare tire and Al are fighting for the goal line and they both reach for their wallets to show a picture of their revolting wives.

[@randalmorris1772]

It was a picture of their mother in laws.

[@dsmkrotj4990]

@@randalmorris1772 Well their mother in laws are related to the wives so technically they are right,after all Peggy's mother was according to the a morbidly obese person.

[@justamangoddamn]

​@dsmkrotj4990 sorry can round that square.

[@bsgambati1]

Ah, this job ain't so bad. Famous last words for the first and only day on the job.

[@dwood78part23]

& he got "branded" shortly there afterwards!

[@martinaubut9208]

Al is a legend.

[@edmundworrell530]

When Al said to Bud; “And I scored then son”, I was sure that Bud was going to say “Dad, I need the money so I can score tonight”.

[@michaelgrace5677]

RIP Bubba Smith - "Spare Tire crushes unidentified white man at goal line"

[@adamh6059]

This is one of the funniest episodes of the show Wen al and spare tire fight for the trophy like lions

[@kevinwight3662]

And they show each other pictures of their mother-in-laws and Al Bundy's mother was worse

[@J4sse]

Al Bundy is truly an inspiration.

[@johnrinck4883]

I have a feeling that Ed O'Neil added "I scored, son" as an ad-lib because he didn't immediately get applause after saying "...they were only shouting one name, Al Bundy".

[@brandonallen3289]

Al Bundy was an American hero to many males in the 90's. Especially those in the working class.

[@LaurynQuinn-Cosplay]

Happy Friday! Everyone have a great weekend 😊

[@urnottaken4083]

Al bundy is an inspiration to us all even in 2022

[@marquesmorgan7297]

This is one of my favorite episodes. The next scene where he gets his badge stripped is funny as hell

[@bigboss6867]

Al saving his son from a failed relationship waiting to happen..

[@lewjones3]

"Dad, she's not wearing a bra" 😂😂

[@keeponlivin81]

"Yeah, I had some glory. But you had pie! I haven't eaten in 19 years! I'll give you that trophy right now for a piece of pie!"

[@codymccabe2384]

Top Flight! Love his walk of Shame when fired.

[@josephroland2622]

As a security guard....I feel this

[@ArttuTheCat]

Al: "Oh god! This can't be happening! Can this be true? Am i not the man, i laughed at as a child?" 😹😸😺👍

[@ArttuTheCat]

@KostasJP "Dad, she's not wearing a bra." 😻👍

[@epa316]

Security guard probably pays better than shoe salesman

[@kriegermaria9923]

Its not night in museom movie but at least you have the lit Uniform

[@kriegermaria9923]

I be honest he should have stayed that Job

[@josephanthony-richardvasta6624]

Just loved the aftermath. Spare tire (Bubba Smith) and Al. Let's just take a nap.

[@cokedoutmarkhamill8179]

I would love to see Spare Tire Dixon from Married with Children vs Hightower from the Police Academy.

[@blppt]

"I dropped you like third period French" -- Spare Tire

[@bearsfaninaz480]

Awe I was hoping for the next part of the clip. The 2nd greatest sporting event to ever happen.

[@jasonmerced718]

Al Bundy= LEGEND

[@jamesmoss3424]

It's an excellent episode. 😀👍

[@stephenison5703]

Oh no 😮 not Al's trophy 🏆

[@vietnam209]

😂best show in the 90s

[@grokeffer6226]

Poor Al.🐐

[@kenhill6077]

1 of the best married w children

[@dwood78part23]

You just cut off the best parts of this scene- when he said "Al Bundy, security dude!" He sounded so badass the way he said it! & later when he lost his job with the theme to "Branded" being played! RIP Bubba Smith, who later appeared in this episode.

[@Bozek10]

This was groundbreaking. Before sitcoms where family friendly like Family Ties. Now you have a show where the family hates each others & the dad was miserable. It put Fox on the map.

[@jasonleslie203]

This show certainly did. Especially after a karen tried to get this show blacklisted

[@Surfer041]

@@jasonleslie203 Which made the show even more popular

[@jasonleslie203]

@@Surfer041 yea i remember that part being mentioned from the documentary they made about the show. The irony of it all made me laugh.

[@Surfer041]

@@jasonleslie203 one of the greatest sitcoms of all time.

[@h445]

family ties was great :(

[@cullen2106]

Al you're so very funny And thats The Truth of The matter of fact.!'

[@garyleung5760]

"Son I know you see the uniform and you think uh another millionaire working school security for kicks." 😂

[@albundy9541]

Al is the best...

[@jaranarm]

R.I.P. Bubba Smith

[@francescoc.6591]

One of the best tv sequences/ sport moments in history…

[@stfsgtking]

Best show ever

[@nefty018]

You gotta admit that job had to pay more than what he makes at the shoe store.

[@TheNYCGoldenGlover]

SPAREEEEEE TIRE

[@JanetStarChild]

Of all the letters in the word "spare", why would you stretch out the one silent letter?

[@williamhaynes4800]

Imagine: Bubba and Ed on the Bears. DYNASTY!

[@takerdust]

"Andrew Johnson High" lol

[@anthonymunoz7024]

This is my fav episode 😂😂😂

[@TheYeahhBoys2024]

Al Bundy Looking like The Police Nice!

[@tylerbushong3452]

I’m still waiting on a 30 for 30 to begin “What if I told you a man once scored four touchdowns in a single game?”.

[@AchtungEnglander]

Just brilliant

[@dannytaylor6066]

That's always a good one.

[@raitaylor]

Bud's date 🔥

[@williamhaynes4800]

"Dad, she's not wearing a bra." How bout panties, Bud?

[@mech970xr]

They don't make sitcoms like this anymore.

[@michaeldover]

Polk High vs Andrew Johnson High Two schools named after two presidents, both from my home state. I have something in common with Al Bundy. Awesome!

[@asgerhashim3913]

Like the look on his face on the thumbnail.

[@shatteredsoldier81]

I never realized how much Al reminds me of my father. Both great football players in their until they met their wives.

[@captainamerica6525]

Surely Tom Brady wishes he were as accomplished as the great Al Bundy!!

[@jaybeef6994]

Another millionaire workin school security for kicks lol

[@dannymunch4633]

Spare Tire: "On the count of three. ... Three."

[@scottbuckley823]

'But you had pie, and I haven't eaten in twenty years! I'd give you that trophy now for a piece of pie! So pardon me if I don't cry for you, Argentina, but I sell women's shoes, AND I'm married!

[@Angyali]

"We shot him." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RamonaHaygood]

Poor Al.

[@2009korz]

At least you had pie... I ain't eaten in 15 years

[@krisscanlon4051]

I feel you Al lol

[@brittanysmth90]

🎶Branded, scorned as the one who ran. What do you do when you're branded, and you know you're a man. Wherever you go, for the rest of your life You must prove, you're a man!🎶😢😢poor Al….

[@jeremyfalb3023]

You can watch the entire 11 seasons on peacock free!

[@GalaxyIsADork]

And then your mother.... the end. My husband talking to our kids about when he was 19😒🤦‍♀️🤣🤣

[@bak-mariterry5180]

AL scored.... 🏆 Bud..... 😭

[@johnrencheck2283]

Rumor has it the trophy thief is spare tire!

[@dannybahee2540]

Against AL oddest you can become the great

[@aryaprincess2479]

Al Bundy in police uniform, he can't get any sexier!

[@mikesim6589]

" Let's rock"

[@digitalporch2062]

Trixie (Dorit Sauer) 🥰🥰

[@marks6663]

I thought he scored four touchdowns in a single game.

[@justinturley7071]

He did. But the game he talks about here, is the Championship Game. The 4 touchdown game and the Championship Game are 2 different games.

[@gotexasrangersalbundymlb7694]

#AlBundyForPresident

[@Michael-kd1ho]

Scoreless game? Didn't he score four touchdowns?

[@justinturley7071]

That was a different game. The Championship had 1 touchdown scored. There was another game where Al scored 4 touchdowns, it’s unclear if the 4 touchdown game was a playoff game or a regular season game. But those games were definitely different.

[@gamesmoney1025]

You know Ed O'Neill looked like Freddy Krueger in human form

[@chrisnelmes3786]

yeah,i knew someone,decades ago,who was convinced that he was a legend.....because he played football in high school.

[@sha11235]

I think all those kids who stole things are in the lines in the Branded joke.

[@TheYeahhBoys2024]

If you’re think AL bundy the man thumbs Up 👍

[@Horror_Guns_Girls_Gym]

Hahaha classic

[@jwseibert1059]

Wonder if corn pop could take spare tire?

[@Felix-rising]

Just bought the box set of this

[@ALSuspiria-sh1ss]

Hahaha

[@Watcher4111]

Yeah its sad. Al is Just like in Springsteen Glory days here, forever daydreaming about lost youth and Glory... Al is like we all

[@bobbackward6461]

Sad part is, even if he was out there and saw them, there's not much he could do. Order food and call the cops; you'll be done with dinner long before they get there.

[@scottbuckley823]

Why is al upset this s better than selling women's shoes.

[@davidsalinas7280]

🤔I think Spare tire stole the Polk high championship trophy!

[@MichaelJantzen42]

I would have thought working security was way better than selling women's shoes.

[@evanflowforever6615]

4 touchdowns ☝️game.....

[@animemangafan1987]

Worse security guard in the campus

[@YUSEIROBBY]

The episode is 5x16

[@atklm1]

Why would a school have a night watchman? Is that a thing in America?

[@ozzymorrison8628]

Never seen this one....weird

[@BRN497]

👮

[@geoffreycarson2311]

I WANT HER !!!😈😈😈😈😉😉😉😂g

[@ArttuTheCat]

I want that woman 😻🌹❤️, too! Let's rock! 😼

[@justinturley7071]

Dad she’s not wearing a bra.

[@rampageblackston4926]

Women haven’t changed since the . It’s gotten worse