Alan Carr on Jonathan Ross 2008.01.25 (part 1)

[@sammyeagleson5352]

Alan is just a natural at comedy!!

[@ElvisLivesUpstairs]

I love the way he talks. If I had a sat nav, I'd want him as the voice. xD

[@med6372]

Love Alan Carr! He is funny and respectful!

[@jadeybabe1984]

Love him.. He's seriously the funniest talk show host ever

[@DinGrogu16]

I saw Alan on that tour and he was brilliant. I also bought that dvd. Love Alan!

[@scouser2010ify]

I love alan he’s a comedy genius

[@richardduplessis1090]

Lopve Alan Carr, he's so upfront about taking it up the shitter it's wonderful!

[@CrunchyTofu]

Everyone needs an Alan Carr in their lives.

[@Rockyyc7]

I dont know why Jonathan is bugging Alan about the way he looks, has he taken a look in the mirror?? Not to be rude or anything but he's not exactly a GQ model himself...

[@onefineday111]

And making fun of the way he talks. It's a bit rich.

[@gomonkeyfly]

or Wich

[@ladyminime8888]

Do you miss me Daddy Cook?😂

[@94Torchwood94]

My Biology teacher taught Alan Carr when he was younger. Sir told us that he was naughty in school =']

[@ebonyonce]

omygod! my mother says that about her glasses too! that's so wiered!

[@redrumax]

Love them both!

[@Dodge76]

Thanks for this. Alan Carr is brilliant. We don't get him in Australia, unfortunately. I found him via KZbin and have been hooked ever since. I also love the fact celebrities from other channels can appear on other channels in England (if you know what I mean). Here in Australia, a Channel 7 personality can't appear on Channel 10, for example. The stations over here treat their audiences like idiots and pretend the other channels don't exist.

[@rem2267]

It starts right off with "My Ding-a-ling" -- how can it not get even better? ADORE these 2 men.

[@croguy]

Thank you for uploading this again !

[@monkeylover1494]

Alan Carr is officially my favourite comedian

[@mattouli]

That James Brown impression made my day! lol

[@seabury]

@velvetmafia187 Agreed. I love British tv shows and all the talk shows are the BEST!!!

[@chiffmonkey]

He sounds like Vin Diesel on helium, also on Jonathan Ross show :P

[@RikMayallAddict]

@gravitybongo No, I think Dinner Ladies are just called Lunch Ladies in America. They're women who work in school canteens/cafeterias giving out food.

[@blenderpanzi]

Who else thought "Danny John-Jules isn't dead!" (cat from Red Dwarf) when Alan did his impression?

[@iiAngelic]

lolololol i just came back from watching the vin diesel on helium video

[@ldeadman89]

Its always awkward when the guest is funnier than the host

[@auw116]

@Dodge76 ohemgee i found him online as well! im in the US!! i saw an interview with mariah carey and him and fell in love with him ever since! unfortunately other than utube, there is no way to see his shows :(

[@juk2023]

i'm thinkin ive been interfered with! hahah funniest words ever!

[@OsbourneFan10]

i love this man! ..alan i mean

[@thomasconboy4636]

Alan can take a simple nothing and make it funny

[@dkirek196]

sounds like jeremy clarkson on helium

[@sk8ergrrl1]

I seriously can't believe that he's single cos literally everyone LOVES him. I know loads of people (including guys) that would love to be with him. He's sooooo funny!!!! I love him! If I was a guy, I'd be gay for him xxx

[@velvetmafia187]

@Dodge76 yeah i know what u mean. canada is very much like that. if u are on CBC then u don't go over to MuchMusic or CTV.....very weird yet in Quebec it is the exact opposite...u can be on one betwork like TVA and then run over to RDI....(sigh) but i really wish we in canada could get some of this (UK) type of programming...it would be a helluva lot better than what we receive from the USA..

[@0dour]

he is amazing!

[@Cla900]

@TheGoreBitch yes i do agree with you 100 % on that one!

[@SylviaIllingworth]

I'm thinking ive been interfered with LOL he mays me cry laughing

[@Cla900]

@TheGoreBitch i once thought exactly like you regarding child molesters/pedophiles, until recently when i had a change of heart. i think saying the mentally ill should 'burn in hell' is taking it a step too far, no? i'm certainly not defending these people in any shape or form but life isn't black and white. we handle things in different ways and you'll find the majority of these people have had a traumatic experience happen to them in the past. we just need to give out harsher punishments

[@amandathomas605]

VERY IMPORTANT TIP BEFORE YOU WATCH: don't drink anything while watching this. it takes to long to clean your shirt...

[@Cla900]

@TheGoreBitch lol no problem. tend to do that to people rather frequently

[@gravitybongo]

When Alan said his mom worked as a "dinner lady" is that what we could call a "waitress" in a restaurant over here in America? Sorry I know it's my fault I love British comedians but sometimes I can't work out the definition of the words they use.

[@heatherboardman7004]

gravitybongo Dinner lady is someone who serves dinner to school children in the UK

[@sueshe5953]

@@heatherboardman7004 ahhh lunch lady. Got it

[@sammyeagleson5352]

_Look but don't touch_ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@somedood99]

He sounds liek Vin Diesel on helium

[@shaolinwisdom]

Alan Sells himself short about how successful his DVD would become. He's the top 5 Funniest UK Comedians with Brand, Ross, The Boosh boys. gay, straight, camp, not camp: it doesn't matter the man is very funny. chatty man Friday night project etc. Hilarious.

[@seb389]

@gravitybongo A dinner lady serves food in schools

[@EllysaE]

lol i love him

[@qlHlp]

Cuz I went on KZbin, Have you heard of KZbin?

[@nicholasthompson4155]

Well I'd certainly marry him!

[@supersesqui]

@metariane No. she lives on the 34th floor and has no back door to bang in. Although i have been throught the front door a number of times. Why are you so interested in my birds living arrangements ? I have no animosity towards doors or any other architectural structure. Are you a builder looking for work ?

[@alexsandra2000ful]

that was so funny

[@mikeysrose]

Everything he says is automatically cute. lol

[@ladyminime8888]

It’s boring if you can’t have a laugh. I think I laugh too much so that is why people can’t take me seriously. I have to wear a Gold and diamond Rolex watch everyday for work advertising the Rokex brand for people to notice me. Not many people can afford a £30,000 watch to wear on their wrist as a Rolex watch. I didn’t buy it, my husband Mr K Man brought for me. He said buy the cheaper version steel one for £7200. I said “no thanks I won’t buy one again and not talk to you for a month “ then he reply back “ok ok low por buy whatever you like” That’s better I thought, now we’re talking. I am not cheap these days, I do have high expectations. I AM NOT FREE ❤

[@kerryanne4321]

Oh for fuck sake, I'm replying now as I only just noticed this in my notifications. So I should leave it out like it's something he should be ashamed of? Alan is proud to be gay. It's shouldn't be classed as offensive to point it out, I see where you're coming from and I accept that, but you're making a deal out of nothing, you need to understand I meant no offense, it's not because of his sexual orientation that I would love for him to be my bestfriend, it's for his amazing personality.

[@lnfreeman]

he still seems pretty tipsy

[@kerryanne4321]

I just wanted to point out that I'm not a shallow arsehole, that's all :)

[@Spamsational]

then there was ectoplasm on my face

[@supersesqui]

@bigsur79 It's feedback. Someone thought this vid was good and posted it. Some appreciate it and pass comment. Some don't and pass comment.(with a bit of fun thrown in)

[@sebhma]

dying

[@SteveMarriott91]

I would do UNSPEAKABLE things to Eva Longoria

[@orbazel]

Hate Jonathan Woss........Love Alan Carr!

[@Damoskinos]

Send him to the Middle East to promote the Mohammed Film

[@joshuagarbett]

I’ve loved Allan Carr my whole life and I think he’s absolutely hilarious But do not fancy him whatsoever And he loathes me and Jake Gyllenhaal has never been on chatty man For a reason

[@maxtrinz]

vin diesel on helium

[@quays07]

he is going with someone

[@SuperMoonwalker1997]

Does he have a partner, or is he single?

[@ThomasHaddock]

@Dodge76 haha. that's pathetic of them tbh

[@ellyshirvell]

So you'd have one straight bestfriend and one gay bestfriend? Why did you have to mention sexual orientation. Fuck it. Just say bestfriend. Really annoying when people always put gay before everything. Oh i want him to be my gay brother. or so forth. Its not like he is going to stop being gay. He'll still be the same if you do not include who he prefers to sleep with.

[@LFGstockades]

no.

[@OnVentUK]

since when has Wossy been funny?

[@xunyue]

alan carr is my dream gay bff xx

[@Jackeeify]

he is gay right ?