Alan Partridge: Big Beacon: The hilarious new… by Alan Partridge · Audiobook preview

[@theemperorofboxingtruth3745]

It’s not going to happen anytime soon mate. I saw Coogan waking out of a disabled toilets at East Midlands airport one time and I, jokingly asked, when will Big Beacon be free of charge on KZbin. To be fair to him he was pretty cool about the whole thing as he was with some bird and he laughed, patted his back pocket and said “every little helps” as he walked off. It was afterwards that I realised that he’d got confused between Tesco’s and Asda’s. Either way, it was kind of funny. The bird was fit but a bit spotty.

[@Steveholmes1972]

typical 🙄

[@james2156]

What in earth even is this comment

[@neilharrison01]

@@james2156 Think you mean 'on Earth' (not 'in earth').....but seriously you don't grok the point of Coogan's jest? Guess you can't be British.

[@SGTSnuggles19]

Classic partridge@@james2156

[@DavidBotes-nc9io]

Lovely stuff!!!!

[@joselebeer]

I listen to Alan Coogan every night as I go off to sleep. I always have the wierdest dreams (never wet) and wake up refreshed and ready to face the new day with vigour and "go get 'em champ" positive vibes.

[@TS-1267]

.... Don't You Mean 'Steve Partridge' Old Bean 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 1:42

[@joselebeer]

@@TS-1267 of course it's Steve Partridge. Oh how we laughed (except grandad Graham).

[@alecianewman4226]

Ew

[@edwardanderson2717]

“Bit of child actor , bit of knightley , bit of child actor ,bit of knightley !!😂😂

[@highnoon7097]

Where the fuck is Knightley??

[@Steveholmes1972]

This made my laugh til I cried. Footnote: not literally.

[@JasonGallagher-m7k]

I saw steve coogan in my local baths, he was doing widths 😂

[@highnoon7097]

I'm not paying £27.99 for an audiobook when I could just buy the hardback and read it in Alan's voice. Or in Edmonds'.

[@sera2775]

$53.53 Australian dollars, for an audiobook😢

[@LukeMcGuireoides]

Alan Partridge is pure genius

[@robkirchhof133]

Excellent preview. But i will NOT pay the extortionate price for the whole book.

[@adamsubtract81]

Nice trousers Alan....

[@highnoon7097]

I saw Alan once. He was standing outside a garden centre. He didn't look happy - but he had new jeans on.

[@paulmcallister8948]

Paddock FM!! 🤣🤣

[@bjrn-mariusnedreb165]

worth buying for £10, laughed my ass off.

[@TS-1267]

... Spider Nugent is Back on the Cobbles So He Is....

[@MrWrongUK369]

Marvin makes bleeting noise*

[@optimusshmoptimus]

Rhinocerine

[@neilharrison01]

Put the whole book up for free you cheapskates

[@dobtoronto]

Who is the cheapskate here Neil?

[@neilharrison01]

@@dobtoronto You could say me...maybe....but I suspect I don't rate on the scale Google make wrt profits.

[@james2156]

You’re the cheapskate Neil

[@neilharrison01]

@@james2156 "every little helps" ;-)

[@dobtoronto]

I hear you, and I think about Coogan, his writing team, the publishing company - they put the work in@@neilharrison01

[@richlondonrich]

First couple of partridge books wee excellent. The rest, like this one, are just a basic critique of politics and not a character study. Really dropped off.

[@highnoon7097]

Alan Partidge writes novels? ALAN PARTRIDGE??? Off the telly? Hair like Scargill, always going on about Norfolk even though he lives in Suffolk, looks like a tobey jug, that Alan Partridge?