episode is a whole MESS.

[@itsjustnicholas]

saw the word episode and clicked immediately

[@miadriscoll]

HIIIII

[@mahirverma5220]

gurl same

[@Ariana-ph5fj]

Real

[@Ayanaeditz]

NICHOLASSSS!!!

[@tatertot_yum]

HII

[@Willow71771]

“Her waist was not found yet. Oh body sorry” got me dying

[@ahnnalandis1424]

I'm dead 😭 I thought she meant waste like poop 😭🙏

[@Sabrinasworkinglate]

@@ahnnalandis1424girly same

[@aphrodite4ever]

@@ahnnalandis1424same…

[@fairyrileyy]

3:20 “baby you get out of the way, and get in front of a dictionary” is my new favorite line EVER 😭🙏 nah cause why did she only know two insults pls??

[@melssantahat]

FR, I was laughing so loud

[@HananAnjum-u7v]

Fr the only thing she said was stupidface

[@potatothead]

WE NEED A WHOLE SERIES OF THISSSSSS

[@Idekatthispoint0000]

YESSSS

[@NolaBrown-uo3ie]

Yesss

[@Artemis_the_gremlin64]

Wdym it is a whole series theres a playlist on her channel

[@vecshy9493]

FRRR

[@jypschild]

THERE IS ONE POOKIE

[@Ilovethesmiths1322]

0:52 I honestly would have put Lana del ray

[@AlanaLintao]

actually so pressed i didn't think of this

[@vvamp1resque]

@@AlanaLintaohii 🤩 just wanted to say that lol

[@Almondpie-r2l]

A Lana del Rey?

[@lindsay.229]

That's what I was thinking too, lol

[@0MGITSPANDA]

I love how episode is peoples watt pad drafts in a game

[@ElisabethYarrow]

FR

[@SabrinaCarpenterFan008]

Real

[@rx500android]

This is so real

[@ajakaba8603]

Dr

[@ShrutiT-fh6nv]

BYEEE ABAHSHAHA

[@lilacfantasy4]

Gotta love that her solution to getting bullied is to go into the foster care system, a system notorious for abuse...

[@Jesus_lovesyouuu]

Stay love

[@Swiftie4everMaya]

Episode Alana in her confident era and Princess Alana in her consistent era🩷🎀👑

[@trinavega8165]

Ik it’s so nice 🫶🏽🥰

[@abcEasyAs123-]

We love her for that

[@StrawberryMango-ff9lh]

As I was reading this I got an add and it was like “aRe YoU iN yOuR cOokInG eRa”

[@lottietaylorsversion]

OMG I ADORE YOUR PROFILE

[@Swiftie4everMaya]

@@lottietaylorsversion thank you🩷

[@kristakat0643]

help this episode is so chaotic 😭😭

[@AlanaLintao]

FILMING EPISODE 3 RN AND IT GETS SO MUCH WORSE

[@gaggleesyt]

​@@AlanaLintaoGOOD LUCK GIRL YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT

[@heyy_itslivv]

​@@AlanaLintaoSO FRICKING EXCITED

[@nalk_salsa]

@@AlanaLintaoIM SO EXCITED

[@Lida00lida]

I NEED 33333

[@ILoveGod-m1d]

3:17 NAVYA PUNCHING POOR ALANA EVERYTIME SHE DOESNT GET HER WAY IS INSANE

[@FromEmii]

alana being so consistent!! LETS GO ANOTHER EPISODE THESE ARE SO FUNNY😭ᩚ

[@adrilimaa]

how did u get that emoji? I loveee ittt

[@Wixiaq]

3:14 “But you can’t even read-“ 😭

[@jahnee.p]

"baby, YOU get out of the way, and get in front of a DICTIONARY." 😂

[@sm1smwhereo]

2:45 THE SIMS 4 BACKGROUND IM CRYINGGG

[@bloomsdoritos]

LITERALLY 😭

[@alexaistrying]

THEY DIDNT EVEN TRY TO HIDE IT BYE 💀✌🏾

[@sm1smwhereo]

@ exactly 😭😭

[@Kayla_Layla.W]

RIGHTTT?!

[@GachaMarion]

​@@Kayla_Layla.Whksj0 au2hkndkigsupmxuin jkmgkmxulbxjkvuobzu9nxinhijsuyybkfyuonzvo5uyyjsu97i icjohfkhhgjgoe80 suh🎉😢❤😅😅😊😊😊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😢😢😢😢😢😢Aug 😢😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊m❤k❤m❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂

[@awriter-hg8mo]

honestly episode is at its finest when it's being silly goofy and not taking itself seriously at ALL. i'm convinced the writers for this particular episode just went, "frick it, this one's gonna be about wtv the hell i WANT." like, this whole thing feels like a fever dream?? from oscar throwing it back (which KILLED me and the way alana edited it made it so much better 😭) and not to mention the bully's insults?? the repeated "stupid face" and the "but you can't even read-" comment?? THIS IS PEAK COMEDY AND I LOWKEY KIND OF LOVE IT

[@jazzy.0178]

I started dying at "get out of the way stupid face" 2:56

[@ily-im-sorry]

10:52 Yesss ill be counting the days till part 3

[@Emma-zl2mq]

6:18 "Her waist was not yet found-I MEAN her BODY was not yet found 😁" 💀💀💀💀

[@miadriscoll]

YES EPISODE IS BACK

[@cecyssz]

6:55 alana litterally roasting the guy during the whole fight should be the next class in princess university: "how to roast a toxic guy in a few minutes - no glue or borax"

[@olivia.adamss]

FAX NO PRINTER PRINCESS

[@zodiAAAHHH]

THEY WAY IVE BEEN WAITINGGG FOR THIS VIDEO 😭😭 all my faves are going back to episode i love it (slushy noobz my beloved)

[@mila_has_rizz]

when i saw she posted i gasped and went “SHES TREATING US!!” literally love when alana treats us w so many vids

[@YourArxbella]

THE CRAZYST STUFF HAPPENS IN EPISODE I SWEAR

[@soli4941]

“Give me your book!” “But you can’t even read-“ WHY WAS THAT THE FUNNIEST THING IVE HEARD IN A WHILE 😭

[@Stella.Lovelace]

"i like her. she's not a stupid face she's a SERVING face. SERVING face." i love alana🤣💗

[@AestheticOreo.]

6:12 Can we talk about how she’s driving a car at 15? 💀

[@ILLITandMELlover]

11:00 WE NEED MOREEEEEE

[@skylarjadekatzactualwife]

5:11 AYEEE WHY WAS HE LOWKEY EATINF

[@7days.like.dream.forever]

8:16 I laughed so hard on that

[@x.hopeelizabeth209]

SAME

[@Anjali-eh7mx]

Lana Lynch in her consistent era, LETSGOOO-

[@Iloveyoutillthedaythatidie]

I HAVE BEEN COUNTING THE SECONDS UNTIL THIS GETS UPLOUDED

[@adorxsa]

15 MINUTES AGO AND 2K VIEWS IS CRAZYYYYYY

[@angieguape]

@@adorxsa that's hardly anything

[@adorxsa]

@ I’m just saying that a lot I’m not saying like it’s soooooo crazy chill

[@angieguape]

@@adorxsa you quite literally said "CRAZYYYYYY"

[@ericanimako3089]

3:56 got me in TEARS 😭

[@emily-b5m]

More episode videos😭💖 literally love u!

[@Aitraha]

10:11 “yeah… she doesn’t.. really… I don’t think she thinks at all-“ 😅😂

[@YourArxbella]

WHY DOES EVERYSINGLE CHARECTER HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST YOU

[@AlanaLintao]

LITERALLY?? SINCE DAY ONE TOO!!!

[@YourArxbella]

​@@AlanaLintao hey princess xx

[@sturniolozfav]

Alana’s editing is so funny i can’t 😭

[@ShradhaMN]

NO CUZ TELL ME WHY RIGHT AFTER 8:28 THE "SHUT UP" LINE OF MIKE, IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT, I GOT A KFC AD? "sSssHhUuUttTt UuPp AANnDdd ttTaAaKkkeeE mMyY MmooNnEeYyy!!!"

[@rubyluvvy6540]

0:38 I THOUGHT THEY WERE BEING SO FOR REAL IM CRYING 😭😭

[@abbywest202]

girl you have no idea how good the timing on this is i’ve had a roughhhh week

[@ghkdwls360]

Please continue this story! Also I have to catch up on these recent uploads. You’re doing great and we appreciate all the effort!

[@MelSpideyLuver]

5:13 “OK OSCAR GET INTO ITTTTT 💅🏼”

[@ruheedamani]

EPISODE IS BACCKKKKK!!! love this

[@lolasstuff]

7:02 NOT THE FNAF 😭😭

[@CleoMoraitis]

yasss queen has posted pls upload part 3 im in need 😫💔💔❤

[@crissyisdumb]

I love the fact that you’re getting back on episode! I binged all your 2023 episode content this summer and it’s literally so funny

[@Conniebaby0512]

When I tell you these episode videos have more drama than my grandmothers telenovelas

[@ajakaba8603]

Yesss I need a full series immediately

[@gingerbread.brownie]

whenever she says “hey princess” my day immediately gets better

[@surfclinee.ৎ]

no because 9:05 playing gracie abrams is so real.

[@bookworm778]

Omg pls more episode videos ❤ Its literally so fun to watch 😂 Keep it up

[@abcEasyAs123-]

“Hi princess” confidence is a 10/10 now thx Queen Alana

[@MarquisDeLafayettereal]

I RUN ALL THE WAY FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING TO THE PEN TO THE KING WHENEVER ALANA POSTS ABOUT EPISODE

[@Susanna_1708]

YALL OUR QUEEN HAS POSTED Alana I think you dropped this 👑

[@LK-sm9tv]

"baby you get out of the way, and get in front of a dictionary" has me in STITCHES 😭😭😭

[@pra.d.a]

loving this upload grind

[@KsheerajaChennapragada]

This is never going to get old queen 😭✋👼👼

[@mb-uq1ir]

WE NEED THE NEXT PARTT🎀🎀

[@ily-im-sorry]

6:01 Immediately thought of Rihanna's song here

[@kiwi_gaming6026]

Same😂

[@Marlowe-i3q]

You better continue like seriously this is Juicy drama like I’m sick I need something to watch in the hospital Alana pls continue the story

[@surfclinee.ৎ]

alana in her episode era but im here for it!!

[@SarahMiya-o2z]

the chaos this video holds is crazy (lowkey want more though).

[@Ur_local_green_bean]

Procrastinating and watching Alana’s episode videos instead of doing biology homework!!

[@eilrahc_556]

Anything episode-related involving Alana....I AM HERE FOR IT GURLY

[@elizabeth_4real]

alana your consistency is EVERYTHING right nowww

[@meryemcostur2550]

BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

[@AnonymousDove]

Saw that you posted and immediately started smiling ❤❤❤

[@folklorefaeriie]

6:57 WHAT IN THE TWILIGHT 😭😭

[@HaileyKramer-q1z]

0:28 I forgot about that 😂

[@Hello_kitty2303]

Same 💀

[@hasatoujallow3056]

Samee

[@Jackieis_dead]

Episode is my torturous chaos

[@jojo_bean-u3o]

WE NEED A WHOLE SERIES THIS SEORY IS SOO GOOD

[@Theart5tgrl]

MOREEEEEE PLS OUR QUEEN

[@lolasstuff]

I SCREAMED IM SO HAPPY

[@Ellie-j9z]

Girl you best to the next one can’t wait to see it love ya 💖

[@yawnzzzzzzzzzzzn]

We need the next episode Alana bc this in the span of 10 minutes was WILDDD lmao

[@ranimmalijebtou816]

Finally I’ve been waiting for an episode video ❤❤

[@MarleySmith-o6u]

Thank you Alana for the best birthday gift ever. A new episode video

[@PeaceLoveCats12]

Happy Birthday

[@AlanasDad86]

.......many more!!!!!!

[@Editz_ghouls]

Not Alana literal oh making me laugh every moment.

[@Annalise-h4e]

PLEASE DO PART 3

[@MursalHabibi-j7v]

PLEAASEE continue with this story❤

[@ahhmyam]

2:40 the sims bg lmao

[@HannahM_Taylors_Version]

WE NEED MOREEE,!! I love you ❤

[@Randomgirl834-jz5rg]

Yesss she posted another episode video!!!❤❤

[@SaraKapa]

I LVOE this series I need the rest of it

[@ily-im-sorry]

As soon as I saw part 2 was uploaded, I dropped everything and started watching

[@heyy_itslivv]

same

[@Stardropguy]

WE NEED MOREEE

[@MckennaGarvey-lx5gy]

I love you so much Alana 🩷! Your so funny and I hope you never stop doing videos!

[@ananyachhabra8547]

episode vids are so love😭

[@Anna-Awesome]

I LITERALLY ALMOST CHOKED ON MY FOOD FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH 😭🙏

[@edo_withthe_speedo]

we need moreeee

[@princessamiranda]

Alana is back into her LED lights era it reminds me of her videos in 2022 💗

[@sigmaalphaleaderrr]

i have been WAITING. thank you princess we love you 💕💕

[@soapfrogme]

WHY IS GIRLY RIZZING UP HER TEACHER- 😭

[@Ayla_miray]

I LOVE THIS SERIES PLS CONTINOUE PRINCESS

[@JadeHostetler]

Yessssss more episode love your videos so much Lana they always make me laugh a lot 😅

[@Jackson_Carmona]

Part 2 now please Alana I have been waiting ❤

[@nellyy2122]

WHY ARE GETTING SPOILED WITH CONTENT I LOVE ITTTT

[@abcEasyAs123-]

Ik I feel like a princess 👑

[@hayooooll]

Alana I love your episode videos ur so funny actually this made my day

[@hazeldoesvlogs]

ALANA WE NEED MORE NOW

[@Life.With.Lillian]

Omg I've been waiting for this episode for so long!!

[@agremiln413]

THE ROSS LYNCH IS SO REAL😭😍