MST3K - Using Your Voice

[@Mathee]

"It's called herbalife" That joke has aged like a fine wine

[@LillyMarchant]

"This man is wearing a pushup bra - NOW he is pleasing!"

[@Teriton]

Her second mode was mournful. It's the tone I'd expect of a captain talking to his men before their last battle.

[@luisreyes1963]

OK...😐

[@WolfBrother1983]

"Every day someone loses a sale" "Or an arm" Lol "The three purposes of public speaking" "Lie, Lie & Lie" "Am I pleasing?"

[@WindAlchemistJen]

"Use plenty of lip and tongue action." that line, alone, is worth watching the whole short. XD

[@dragonmage06]

"This man's wearing a pushup bra, now he's pleasing." LOLZ

[@nataliewaters7415]

"Firm, yet yielding to the touch." With good tongue and lip action. XD

[@ellebastonart]

When he said, "Guess I shouldn't've spit in his rug", I laughed so hard I spat on the screen

[@CrabOfDoom]

1:07 - The professor may know about speech, but somebody get this man a posture pal.

[@LakeFX]

He needs to make the knee test.

[@edgeofthewaterfall]

"Now most people won't be able to understand what he's saying and those that do..." "WILL WISH HE WERE DEAD!" I love how excited the old ladies were to have an in-depth discussion about flowers.

[@alexcarter8807]

Centron .. ya gotta love those old names. I've dealt with stuff made by Centralab, CENCO, Systron-Donner, all kinds of "we're going to space!" names.

[@Poenut]

"think about it, won't you? Thank you."

[@Nightweaver1]

Carlessness: The feeling of anxiety when you don't have anybody named Carl around.

[@nonprofitgirl]

Totally

[@DarkestStepaside]

Buehler is actually teaching the method of line delivery for many MST3K movies of the period.

[@MustangScott]

"Don't worry, we've had him put down."

[@GlobalsoftPirka]

"Did you know?" "I have little bunnies painted on my knees?" I laughed so hard my mom upstairs asked what was wrong. How on earth do I EXPLAIN?

[@lilginger8642010]

GlobalsoftPirka xD

[@LinkRocks]

I was gonna comment about that too. I LOL'd so loud I probably woke up my neighbors.

[@james_fisch]

Won't people think I'm peculiar if I start speaking differently than I ever have before? "People think that already, you dope!" The uncanny timeliness of the riff with the professor wagging his finger is priceless.

[@adiraiju9336]

Is it me, or did that first guy sound like a REAL salesman? "Maybe if I talk fast enough, he'll be intimidated and just buy it so I'll go away..."

[@jekblom123]

"You see a funny thing happened to me at the station... I was sitting under the bleachers at the ball game and that's when the cop came up and asked me what I was doing, uh" LOLOLOLOL

[@luisreyes1963]

I reckon...😬

[@MyGalileo7]

6:50 I think they switched the clips. The second one seemed much more stilted and atypical than the first, where she sounded normal and enthusiastic.

[@lindaeasley5606]

My all time favorite MST3k short 👍 A riffing masterpiece

[@1rk3neditz]

drops his pants and robs convenient stores

[@Nightweaver1]

+irkeninvaderaj1234 *whispers* Lip and tongue action.

[@CarryLarry]

I've always wanted to be scolded by Dr. Strangelove for talking like a psych patient

[@orleansartist6095]

Thats mmmgoood commentary!

[@Nodrog666]

"...because they do not speak intelligently." "Herpblahbohblahhupahupa!"

[@agalgonzalez]

Sounds like tRump.

[@RaphBlade7]

6:18 - "Keep it low and pleasing" 6:02 - [Crow as Prof. Buehler:] "And don't forget the wire rake!"

[@kevin2400]

Every radio personality should watch this Jim and Sam

[@ngobleus]

That third example, with the guy talking with his mouth shut, made me think: "Get the oil can. Oil can!"

[@signalinthenoise]

2:12 LOL While looking for head hunters, they were attacked by an ostrich? LOLOL

[@Popebug]

I'm more surprised that the ostrich apparently was creeping.

[@FrenchPaul1988]

Even if his manner of speech was apparently not pleasing, his story was pretty interesting.

[@DroneGardenStudios]

At the Aunt Bea convention, I liked her first mode of speaking better. She actually catched my attention.

[@blyan85]

'' do i please you? do you find me pleasing?"

[@rogerinkart]

Old Doofus: "Uhhh..I was under the bleachers at the ball game. And...uhhh...that's when the cop chased me out and asked what I was doing."

[@KDlala]

That short is worth watching solely for the 'use plenty of lip and tongue action' line. XD

[@WCman100]

NARRATOR: This girl is marked by carelessness... CROW: And the devil! I damn near wet my pants over that one!

[@simonbasinger2572]

It's like a fallout game, boost your charisma kids hahahaha

[@ahoneanatwo]

29 people have little bunnies painted on their knees.

[@vonzigle]

Actually, the advice in this film was pretty good! Wish more politicians would see it--maybe they could do something about the "pleasing" part....

[@Mabtheist]

"Errr I was under the bleachers at th'ball game and uh that's when the cop chased me out an asked what I was doin' an.."

[@mkm576]

"Well, it sounds reasonab--" "IT'S A DEAL!!!" "Yeah, that's it...it attacked us. Gadded about." "P-p-please don't hit me!" "...take pride in the way you sound...put out some chips or something! didn't your mother teach you anything?" lol!

[@tonyAJ420]

"Here's young George Patton! A patriot and into high grade weed."

[@timetot]

"Think about it won't you. Thank you." "Drops his pants and robs convenience stores."

[@gracendew4084]

“You’ve got it all wrong; you’re the dummy & the ventriliquist!”

[@Potidaon]

"Drops his pants, and robs convenience stores." "My life is a hollow lie." XD Gotta love his cheesy, pseudo-hip (then) comeback.

[@ReverendSyn]

"Knucklehead Smith makes a sale!" "Guess I shouldn't have spit on his rug..." "HEEEEY..." "Poor child" "That is one hot momma!"

[@edisonoside]

This gave me one of those laughs that had me gasping for air...Have not had one of those in a long time :-)

[@OonaCanute]

Thank you so much for posting these!

[@NS-my5ko]

"It's an Aunt Bee convention!"

[@RaphBlade7]

[Remember Folks, Prof. Buehler says to Always:] "Use plenty of Lip & Tongue Action!" - 5:55 For more Prof. "Lip and Tongue Action" Buehler & Riffing, see "MST3K - Speech" (short).

[@Jangobadass]

That last one may be as important (if not more so) as the first three!

[@NBAKingzFan10]

"Do you find me pleasing?" LOL

[@MrJrodarod]

Remember, you might be a little excited but just keep it low and pleasing.

[@PhilWithCoffee]

I wish RiffTrax and CinematicTitanic would settle their differences and get back together to make NMST3K (Nouveau Mystery Science Theater 3000 (Or just 'New' if you don't want to be frou-frou ;-P)). Maybe we should start a petition for that...

[@phylliselizahb1041]

Why my eyes will be well lubricated for a few decades. Some of these folks are NOT on speaking terms.

[@linkone11]

That guy at 2:12 sounds like every political commentator I've ever listened to. Mmm, err, ahh, harumph

[@neoterous]

carol-esness? oh, carelessness

[@russcook9555]

"Ehh, I was under the bleachers at the ball game, cop chased me out, asked me what I was doing...". I. Laugh. Every. Time.

[@menslady125eif2590]

Did you know I have little bunnies painted on my knees?

[@MSTJedi]

"Drops his pants and robs convenience stores!"

[@luisreyes1963]

Hilarious..😅

[@actron]

"he's the dummy and the ventriloquist" hahaha

[@GodOfPlague]

I hated traveling insurance sales. And you know what we had the same videos when I did that for a living.... Sad to see not much changed.

[@Queenie4666]

"did you know...? that i have little bunnys painted on my knees... i do..."

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

Dr. Buehler looks like freaking Judge Doom!!

[@bawoman]

Dont forget the good wire rack!

[@spicychiken143]

"Don't worry, we've had him put down." haha!

[@Scooter_Roundwell]

3:36 Billy Bob Thorton reprises his Sling Blade character in a special cameo. This short must have been made before that film, also anyone else think the narrator looks like FDR?

[@daftoptimist]

I have ten wire racks and I still can't close any sales.

[@MegaTaylor12345]

daftoptimist it’s because your not wearing a push-up bra then you would be pleasing lol

[@Masamunecb]

I loved Mystery science theater 3000!

[@lordscrewtape2897]

He seems like a nice guy....AT FIRST...🤣

[@adj789]

haha I love these, thanks for uploading

[@ioriyagami]

"Use more tounge and lip action" that one was a gimmie.

[@Enigma457]

OMG LOL! This is such a great show! I LOVE MST3K XD

[@feltnerk]

They will admire you...for having the courage to come out in public.

[@luisreyes1963]

Check your zipper...😏

[@DrummerGrrrl]

LOL..."This man's wearing a push-up bra. NOW he's pleasing!" I nearly peed myself. Again! Oh, dear, I must have bladder issues...every damn time I watch MSTK3, I come very close to wetting my pants.

[@snowqueenkat]

"He's the dummy AND the ventriloquist!" hehehe.

[@luisreyes1963]

Emphasis on the dummy role.

[@esosique5]

Loved the Garrison Keilor crack.

[@pmd467]

Just one more thing.. "Plenty of lip and tongue action.." Rofl 🤣

[@soaper4]

Be sure to use plenty of lip and tungue action!

[@nerikull]

The third guy has this "Sling Blade" voice going...I kept waiting to hear a grunted 'mmhmm'!

[@P2000Camaro]

Yeah.. Thats it.. it ah...attacked us..yeah

[@LliamSantino]

Anyone else notice that the announcer wasn't a good public speaker?

[@phylliselizahb1041]

Peter Drucker needed to see this short!

[@barbaraarnzen5181]

Love 'em!! 👍😸😂

[@Soviet257]

"look, there's a hammer and sickle in that eye!" Even though it's an early episode, Mike actually sent me here from his "Carnival of Souls" rifftrax. I came in search of the lady who owns the motel that he doesn't remember. I also wanted to see the other work of the director and his centron productions. On the left at 6:56?

[@TheRogueWolf]

Wouldn't everything in life be better with plenty of lip and tongue action?

[@luisreyes1963]

The Rogue Wolf Only on PornHub, slim. 😎

[@robertdiotalevi2882]

07:34 "People think that already, ya dope!"

[@MattGodzilla2000]

The guy talking really fast and bobbing up and down, that's exactly what my half brother does

[@DrummerGrrrl]

That's because he's only a half brother. Missing 50% of brotherness...or something. I'm not making sense.

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

I came here for the public speaking tips, but I stayed for the hot lip and tongue action.

[@seanvasquez7974]

"We can be heard, yesh...(uh, huh)...and we can be understood... (yesh?!) But we're dull and boring..." (awwww...) LOL

[@Festias]

"My life is a hollow lie." I laughed out loud.

[@SCOURGEPRIME]

"Don't open beer bottles with your teeth!" "Lip and tongue action" "She is one hot mama" "Its an Aunt Bee convention" LOL

[@HisuroKun]

Oh, you're over there now!

[@keepdreamingxti3877]

This Girl Is Marked By Carelessness... And The devil

[@Gwarthman]

"Ehhh i was under the bleacher's at the ball game, thats when that cop chased me out, asked me what i was doin"

[@saedastarcaller]

Did you know that I have little bunnies painted on my knees? It's true!

[@matthewclark5612]

One the most random things they ever said.

[@Nixel85]

he mumbles and drops his Gs "drops his pants and robs convenience stores"

[@williamcrowe2576]

The mumbling guy was a stinger for some episode or other. I think it was Earth vs the Spider.

[@knightclawer]

He Seems like a nice guy.... All: "At First!!!!" LOL

[@adammbowman]

The second guy with all the "ughs" and "ers" sounded like a politician.

[@pringlescan81]

RIP John Heard

[@napoleon32]

Think about it, won't you? Thank you.

[@KIENG001]

Thanks, ConstellationMan. God, bless.

[@Mpshfromlowell64]

3:36 - What was the purpose of that meeting?