That equinox joke he laid on glaser is pretty good.
@TellMeWhenImTellingLies4 ай бұрын
nikki sold her soul to a mirror .. just like my retard gf katie plessis... then the mirror killed itseself
@CuriousGoodsJessica5 жыл бұрын
Alec was almost meaner than anybody else, this was good.
@Wiley_Coyote5 жыл бұрын
Really it's mostly that he has the best timing.
@jonmolina9485 жыл бұрын
He's just a complete asshole, it comes natural for him.
@kirkreid7435 жыл бұрын
@@jonmolina948 True, but he's a funny asshole.
@stuartdriedger99894 жыл бұрын
looks like he's reading a prompty
@joewearsadroolbib73472 жыл бұрын
Alec Baldwin is a stone cold killer... literally!
@ADekuKid4 жыл бұрын
It shows an incredible level of tenacity when the main target of a roast has the best set. I was in tears listening to that.
@AlexanderMoen5 жыл бұрын
Dang man, he blew away all the other people and it was his roast. Savage.
@pleasuretokill4 жыл бұрын
For a lot of the "roastees", the roasters will come together and write jokes for them. I'm not sure about this guy though. He's an actor, maybe he can write comedy too, but I doubt it. A lot of his jokes sound like something Jeff Ross would write
@frigginirishloons3 жыл бұрын
@@pleasuretokill I don't know, Alec is pretty funny
@nightcrocturkey64015 жыл бұрын
You get the assist on that suicide YOO hes not playing
@borismuller865 жыл бұрын
NightCrocTurkey goddam that one was brutal.
@notinterestedd4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@mikemaloney23423 жыл бұрын
Hands down those suicide jokes were the best
@RichardAlexander-ym7uw2 ай бұрын
True meaning of comedy...painful I'm certain,but very very funny.Al the times we've met you were cool.
@genericname345 жыл бұрын
Everyone in this Roast was funny except Jenner, she just complimented herself as every punchline
@interferon48005 жыл бұрын
Thus proving that women aren't funny. Should have had her do it before her transition.
@yourstruly22325 жыл бұрын
@@interferon4800 he aint a woman sooo..
@HeyMyLifeIsLibby4 жыл бұрын
Buwaneke Waidyanayake that has nothing to do with being a woman but it has everything to do with being affiliated with the Kardashians. 😂😂😂
@yourstruly22324 жыл бұрын
@@HeyMyLifeIsLibby still he aint a woman. Still a man
@Atite_Lometen4 жыл бұрын
Non comedians get to work with a comedian prior the show to help them with jokes just watch Anne cuntler trying to be funny on a roast, she pretty much didn't accept the help
@LastSifu5 жыл бұрын
Alec destroyed everyone at his own roast.
@chrisohio93375 жыл бұрын
Blake Griffin looks like the male Rachel Dolezal. Mr Baldwin nailed this roast. The roastee usually isn’t the MVP.
@mathildekristensen49414 жыл бұрын
Chris Lombardi him and nikki glaser
@chrisohio93374 жыл бұрын
Mathilde Kristensen I agree, she always kills her set on a roast
@mathildekristensen49414 жыл бұрын
Chris Lombardi i’ve just watched a video where she Reads all the jokes that didn’t make the Cut. It was soooo good
@chendaddy4 жыл бұрын
Shatner killed at his own.
@Conman24135 жыл бұрын
Whoever wrote this for Alec, nice job!
@coreymiller73173 жыл бұрын
He's clearly reading every word but... his delivery is on another level.
@MbisonBalrog Жыл бұрын
Oh so it is scripted. I thought they improved every joke themselves.
@vin.himself5 жыл бұрын
Jeff Ross hollering out at the very end is pure gold
@john-paulsilke8935 жыл бұрын
I love the raw pain and horrible humanity of these insults. Every single one offended me and some of them actually made me gasp aloud. This is what real comedy is. Pain plus time equals funny!
@freshman12135 жыл бұрын
John-Paul Silke thank you. I hate all this political correctness these days
@xilo30125 жыл бұрын
Its not only pain, its talent from the writer of transforming bad things into humour.
@john-paulsilke8935 жыл бұрын
Yes of course we must also salute the skill required to craft such horrible material into gems. It’s literally polishing turds into diamonds. They certainly don’t all hit and the bulk of them are 7’s and 8’s but wow there are some serious hard 9’s a smattering of 10’s!!! Not too bad and in fact you could argue all but impossible.
@xilo30125 жыл бұрын
@@john-paulsilke893 anyway the comedian has another ability to tell that. if he is not the writer. Jeff ross lisa lampanelli or greg giraldo were funny themselves. But with bad material is hard to be a good comedian. To make jokes of sensible matters and that people don't get angry is an art.
@riveraharper81663 жыл бұрын
These celebrities all get that in social media comment section... Just not from a professional entertainer.
@mgeek15 жыл бұрын
The Adam Corolla burns were just SAVAGE.
@nunooliveira16284 жыл бұрын
The tru-er, the savage-er
@nunooliveira16284 жыл бұрын
@Derek Gleeson QQ
@mgeek14 жыл бұрын
@Derek Gleeson - 😂😂😂 Bullshit.
@CarolinaBlood7044 жыл бұрын
@Derek Gleeson Lol. Sure, buddy.
@Dmdm_dm4 жыл бұрын
They were funny because they weren't true. Look at him laughing at it
@drewcaldwell73385 жыл бұрын
They laugh at the jokes, but deep down you know they sting 😅
@definitenyoni1743 жыл бұрын
He GOT THEM!
@theguardian34315 жыл бұрын
2:37 Hey Conan, Sona's slacking off work again! Lol
@1985gvs5 жыл бұрын
OMG it is isn't it???
@YesPlease15 жыл бұрын
I love you Sona Movsesian!!
@BbGun-lw5vi5 жыл бұрын
1985gvs No, it’s not.
@1985gvs5 жыл бұрын
@@BbGun-lw5vi yes it is shut up you
@SDWorksYT5 жыл бұрын
Thats not Sona, she looks like her.
@julieclark37685 жыл бұрын
Wow Alec Baldwin just won all roasts by joking about his own mom's death.
@MsTICTAK5 жыл бұрын
3:27 Robert De Niro face is that face you make when you know you failed that test you just finished taking
@JordiVanderwaal5 жыл бұрын
I just need to see Caroline's roast tbh. When will they upload her bit?
@maurob85864 жыл бұрын
Nikkis glazer is hot in a weird way
@teufelhunden83084 жыл бұрын
Showing skin + makeup + blonde
@maurob85864 жыл бұрын
Teufel Hunden yup that sums it up
@LucaBrasi04 жыл бұрын
@@teufelhunden8308 That is really weird way.
@teufelhunden83084 жыл бұрын
Luca Brasi Yes because her face is not objectionably beautiful. She doesn’t have big breasts/butt. Voice is scratchy and personality not feminine.
@branon65654 жыл бұрын
Mauro B...she's what you'd get if you drew tits on the last Do-Do from the Bugs Bunny cartoons....
@aakashaakash58385 жыл бұрын
They should make this about all celebrities
@hayatkhan-mt7gp5 жыл бұрын
They cut the best part where alec sings in the end with that singer. My way. It was so beautiful and perfect ending
@betalianzofhillsidienz37145 жыл бұрын
Is there an uncut version
@hayatkhan-mt7gp5 жыл бұрын
@@betalianzofhillsidienz3714 yeaah u gotta find it online for whole thing
@betalianzofhillsidienz37145 жыл бұрын
@@hayatkhan-mt7gp is there a link
@P0lkoli5 жыл бұрын
With that singer? Jesus Christ dude
@anasfarahi44014 жыл бұрын
THAT singer is Paul Anka.
@45coopaloop2 жыл бұрын
wow!!!!! Alec's shot about his mom in the hospital and sabrina the teenage witch was hilarious!!!! Kudos to Alec for the great joke writing and delivery!
@ddt88833 жыл бұрын
Alec went ape shit lol. You could tell the sit while others score hurt Blake. Blake was a former all star, top 10 player, and fell off hard. That shit hurt him.
@rkgracanica5 жыл бұрын
I really like his delivery
@puertousbmonkey5 жыл бұрын
he should have started with " put that coffee down"
@Bertiesghost4 жыл бұрын
Credit to the writers on this roast it was one of the best.
@NS-wt8rg3 жыл бұрын
Alec channeled his inner Jack Donaghy. Beautiful thing, that.
@daverichards91415 жыл бұрын
Alec was great, his writers did a good job.
@hairystyles97945 жыл бұрын
Tony Hinchcliffe
@MegaCadette554 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@leemcqueen5003 жыл бұрын
@@hairystyles9794 oh that racist.
@hairystyles97943 жыл бұрын
@@leemcqueen500 pussy
@Phoenix850064 жыл бұрын
I miss Greg Giraldo more than ever 😢
@ricardo9505353 жыл бұрын
Kudos to the ghost writers for Alec. Brutal!
@alexkastner14953 жыл бұрын
"Caroline you totally get the assist on that suicide."
@chloekit48615 жыл бұрын
Nikki glaser looks like Jaclyn hill
@afterburnerfox3 жыл бұрын
He really got back to Carolla for the epstein joke
@Lechugameister5 жыл бұрын
Tony Hinchcliffe killing it up there
@alicedasilva19525 жыл бұрын
Foi exibido novamente ameiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 🇧🇷 ❤️
@ed_carnby34315 жыл бұрын
Where is the full thing?
@MimiB19745 жыл бұрын
On Comedy Centrals app
@wodnilhedivad7495 жыл бұрын
They don't speak about Dr. Ken.
@zireael87605 жыл бұрын
They're being cut.
@jeandesbaguettesetcroissan26905 жыл бұрын
@@zireael8760 Sad
@allenbiju22794 жыл бұрын
Sitting while others score , goddamn 😂🔫🔫💯
@bigstan235 жыл бұрын
Amazing writing and amazing delivery
@Mimi-cq4bg3 жыл бұрын
He was relentless on corolla. And he earned every word.
@davidcarter27204 жыл бұрын
Damn ... he set the standard. He "walked the line" better than anyone else. Mean spirited is OK - but rarely is it funny. So much in this roast was mean spirited, as in so edgy that it surely cut too deep. Here, Alec only cut Carolla deeply - and it was AWESOME(ly appropriate).
@seaton1255 жыл бұрын
One of the best I’ve seen!
@taurus58655 жыл бұрын
This was gold 👍👌
@charleskuckel31735 жыл бұрын
Well done! Right to the point.
@alicedasilva19525 жыл бұрын
Qual nova data de exibição??
@mynameistrd68412 ай бұрын
he's reading the teleprompter too obviously. Of all the celebrities in roasting events surprisingly Justin Bieber is the best, so cool and has great timing
@jimmybernasconi90003 жыл бұрын
Adam Corolla looks like Steve-O's dad
@amjnyc794 жыл бұрын
If Alec Baldwin roasted me, my net worth would jump to a trillion dollars.
@MbisonBalrog Жыл бұрын
Are the prepared by or for the roasters? And is their a screen they read off of?
@KienDLuu5 жыл бұрын
Nikki looks goddamn fine!
@michaelkelligan79314 жыл бұрын
Alec Baldwin----Were you the flight attendent i was rude to? 13 year old on lolita express----"HUH?"
@samuel_richards5 ай бұрын
Alec nailed them all, a great script, perfectly timed.
@treidkr3 Жыл бұрын
His set was so good.
@Mikael05 жыл бұрын
Damn he’s savage! His own mom lmao
@Dukeflyhawker5 жыл бұрын
He card reads good. Too bad he can't take his eyes off them long enough to look at who he's actually talking too
@Brandon-tk2rw5 жыл бұрын
Calm down snowflake
@Dukeflyhawker5 жыл бұрын
@@Brandon-tk2rw sure thing cupcake
@jakeBryanGuthrie005 жыл бұрын
It’s good to see Lawrence and Mr. Humberfloob interacting even 15 years later
@KrisHubbard-w5x4 ай бұрын
Alix was outstanding in friends 🎉 the best episode,,a mental picture,i dont think the flash went off 😂😂😂😂
@RGEtienne5 жыл бұрын
Alec was in it to win it!
@Insomnia_tic3 жыл бұрын
That was... hard for me to get. I don’t know most of these people or old folk references
@edsalinas9996 Жыл бұрын
I had forgotten how brutal Alec was in his own roast. Good job Alec! I still don't like you.
@0786RICARDO5 жыл бұрын
How come he didnt do jeong
@faiyazhassan79305 жыл бұрын
He did everyone
@kinanshmahell80655 жыл бұрын
0786RICARDO I think there's more
@0786RICARDO5 жыл бұрын
@@kinanshmahell8065 me too, still it should've been the main joke
@jonathancarlson79012 ай бұрын
Alec with glasses looks like Eugene levy if he wasn’t handsome 😆
@javierbarthe80434 жыл бұрын
Easily one of the very best roasts of all time
@drenee14164 жыл бұрын
Yes, I watch it over and over lol
@kdavis15212 жыл бұрын
He KILLED at this roast!
@HenriqueZavalski2 жыл бұрын
3:16 NOOOO
@jaybee30554 жыл бұрын
U cut out one of his best jokes about caitlyn Jenner
@Nopeandnope38615 жыл бұрын
Roasted Ballbag doesn’t sound good.
@mounaame9 ай бұрын
his daughter roasted him bad
@definitenyoni1743 жыл бұрын
Alec went in 😂😂😂😂
@KarlChilders-p5k6 ай бұрын
I hear Hasbro has come out with the Alec Baldwin Rust edition of CLUE The Board Game. Any guesses as to who killed Mrs Hutchins in the chapel, with the revolver? Anybody?
@noitallmanaz2 ай бұрын
I wonder how many of those Alec wrote???
@kikiu26193 жыл бұрын
Alec is such a great actor.
@brentalanadamlandgrave76352 жыл бұрын
Huh. Alec Baldwin killed it. Absolutely killed it.
@jacobgoodwin33092 жыл бұрын
Murder is legal when a celeb does it
@r.s11223 жыл бұрын
He roasted them BACK !!! Ahhahahaha
@thecongenital30352 жыл бұрын
Alec is so good at being mean 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@harshbhandari90704 жыл бұрын
0:33
@javier77th4 жыл бұрын
This was actually a pretty good roast. All of them were good. Alec was Savage. And Nikki Glaser is hot as fuck.
@pwk224 жыл бұрын
Has there been a better roast overall?
@rickyalfaro44175 жыл бұрын
Strong
@bigal7245 жыл бұрын
No assholes saying that wasn't rite. Just comedy the way it was meant to be. People who don't like certain comics or comedy. Don't watch it. But humor is when you can make fun of the differences and it's just that. And stereotypes are some of the funniest things you can joke about no matter race or gender. Laugh as much as you can. It's good for you.
@louwillsea14412 жыл бұрын
A
@TheTopStriker3 жыл бұрын
Hey, it's Arrec Barrwin.
@steven2095 жыл бұрын
Dude wtf LMAO the last one was too much
@macaodh43482 жыл бұрын
Obsenity as tragedy
@luispiros5 жыл бұрын
Like a button on jeopardy.....yikes!
@john-paulsilke8935 жыл бұрын
luispiros she probably was there too. Man that’s some serious pain and mortality. Beautiful, and probably the very best joke of the whole roast.
@rubbersoul83344 жыл бұрын
She's still alive, I just googled after watching this.
@brohan9143 жыл бұрын
Holy hell the Equinox joke
@mattwilliams74542 жыл бұрын
hes done so much for cancer survivors. not a lot for directors of photography....
@keptyeti4 жыл бұрын
These things are brutal. I love them.
@tinclunge12343 жыл бұрын
These roasts would have more credibility if the comments weren’t being read off a teleprompter!
@chris24234 жыл бұрын
Alec was so funny :)
@zvonkothebronco10704 жыл бұрын
Great roasting!
@Dentropolis4 жыл бұрын
Wow! Shockingly hilarious! I didn’t think this was legal! Where are the stormtrooper SKWs ? Hahahahaha !
@Comedy-ox1xq4 жыл бұрын
I wonder who wrote these jokes for him?
@BurkhardusX2 жыл бұрын
Now Alec Baldwin is not laughing anymore!
@enriquemoon3 жыл бұрын
Alec 🏆🥇
@aaronobryan97154 жыл бұрын
He’s so hilarious...
@juicienyad75823 жыл бұрын
Damnnnnn. His mom press that button hard!!!!
@gillianorley5 жыл бұрын
Did I miss something? What’s up with the Nazi and mass shooter jokes about Carrola?
@charliedillon14005 жыл бұрын
He calls out black people for not having their shit together. Praises Jews constantly. That makes him a "Nazi". Just like Ben Shapiro lol!
@MimiB19745 жыл бұрын
You’d think he morphed into an incel. Most mass shooters have incel character traits... mad at the world for their own shortcomings
@nunooliveira16284 жыл бұрын
Carolla constantly whines about the "politically correct", now lives off tours of whining white men that cater to incels. Wish someone slapped him so he'd stop crying and went back to comedy central to do crank yankers.
@CarolinaBlood7044 жыл бұрын
@@nunooliveira1628 Maybe it's just me, but it seems like anti-pc people have become FAR more annoying, lately...
@nunooliveira16284 жыл бұрын
@@CarolinaBlood704 They're empowered by all the alt right crybaby bs, good money in it too.