ALESTORM - Fannybaws (Official Video) | Napalm Records

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"Oh wow! The history of Scotland is full of tales of mighty pirates, and none were as feared as the legendary Phann'aig Bhall (otherwise known as "Fannybaws" in Lowland Scots). I hope we've done his epic seafaring legacy justice with this song, and we hope you all enjoy singing along with it. Meet yer dad and smell yer maw!"
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[@boofstain1508]

Chris: "ok so you play this legendary pirate-" Peter: "in"

[@MacOriginalGamer]

This checks out. 🍺

[@MegaMegajennifer]

i knew he looked familiar

[@TheDoomertron]

Hey, theres pirates, and your a legendary one, ALWAYS a winner!

[@boofstain1508]

​@@TheDoomertronaHOY

[@benmilford8965]

I’m almost certain at this point alestorm are just seeing what the most ridiculous shit that they can get a crowd to sing is

[@fallinginate1941]

and we all know this is going to be a GREAT song to see live

[@simoninleigh]

And your point is ? Its a new song from Alestorm! What more do we want ?

[@TRIPL3GH]

We are but blind slaves captured by the music my friend. Drink more rum and sing

[@Beer_]

At this point i think an alestorm crowd would sing anything theyre told to

[@82lostsoul]

‘Tis a story as old as time.

[@flick_shot_5625]

1st listen: this is good i like it 2nd listen: FANNYBAWS, HES A FEARSOME PIRATE, FANNYBAWS, HES THE SCURGE OF THE SEAS

[@shornoMALONEY]

It's goddamn hilarious, I was exactly the same. First couple of listens "ah this is pretty good, bit poppy - kinda like a "pop-punk" version of Alestorm" 3rd listen I was singing along, "Fannybaws" hahaha what a great name for a dwarf pirate, he's not gonna take nae shite from me, only respect for that legend. But I'm not sure what a "glaikit cunt" is, so I probably am one and he's gonna pump ma maw. Good for her, she should have a good time with his 2 foot boaby. Some of the scottish words are bloody funny. I love the section from 2:20 with the bridge bit, the cheesy key change and the camera cutting to a rather dodgy looking CGI pirate ship. Then you spot the guitar solo "intensifying" in the crows nest, it's stupid as fuck and I love it.

[@akileshification]

@@shornoMALONEY you talk a lot

[@boofstain1508]

@@akileshification you read alot. Both sides met their faults.

[@lara_spithfire]

Saaaame

[@Snookbone]

scourge

[@Johnnyyyyoung]

“He beat the Vikings” Amon Amarth wants to know your location

[@VXGaming]

Brothers of Metal would also like to know their whereabouts.

[@rubentorre1345]

Manowar wants to know ur location

[@goblinslayer310]

@@TheZweric as long as the powersnake wont go for the kill

[@Akmenos6576]

Brutal

[@amonameghann57]

I laughed way too hard at this, well done friend 😂

[@nicosbaruz8647]

I love how they manage to always keep the same sound but still making every song sound unique

[@sembo2666]

@Russian Terror Interesting, I mean I like this and pretty much all of their older songs, but I think their 'sound' only got better. With the new songs most definitely keeping the piratey Alestorm sound but having a lot more variety.

[@MegaPompoen]

@@sembo2666 They are adapting new styles and themes in their music (like in the last 2 music video's) If that's a good or a bad thing is entirely up to your tastes

[@xXDragonWarrior3872Xx]

Subtitle easter eggs: -[TINY SHORTS CROW'S NEST GUITAR SOLO INTENSIFIES] -OH MY GOD ALESTORM VIDEO ON A SHIP WITH PETER DINKLAGE? ALL MY PIRATE DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE

[@rogerogue7226]

THANK YOU. that second one is a pain to catch, might be a single frame. All future viewers salute you.

[@williamsk001]

Easier to pause on it if you turn the playback speed down. :)

[@JustinG85]

Not an easter egg, but had the subtitles on trying to figure out the words and "Now haud yer wheesht ya glaikit cunt" popped up. How do I sing along to that?

[@xXDragonWarrior3872Xx]

@@JustinG85 Learn Gaelic I guess?

[@caleyjag2]

@@xXDragonWarrior3872Xx Not gaelic. Just regular Scottish chat.

[@davidbuchanan1886]

I’ve never been more proud to be Scottish than when I heard the words “Meet yer Da’ and smell yer Maw” hahahaha!

[@egge6145]

it's violently glaswegian...I LOVE IT

[@jaypeg49]

@@egge6145 it really is

[@egge6145]

@@jaypeg49 the best part about the song is..."he's got a bobie two feet long"

[@undead_omen4322]

Naw man, the pride hits when he says "Haud yer wheesht ya glaikit cunt or else he'll pump yer maw"

[@ThePigeon5734]

@@egge6145 Now as an English person, I have to ask what that word means...

[@JacklcrovatiSoT]

Somebody start a petition to get Fannybaws into the next Pirates of the Caribbean

[@captainginyu2310]

with how crappy the last one was, do we really want another one? even with a good character like fannybaws?

[@maximudd265]

Or into the reboot of game of thrones

[@ccggenius]

It'd never happen. They've already got a midget on the crew of the Pearl, and to quote Brad Williams regarding a similar situation, "He can't know TWO of 'em".

[@dalmallama4634]

the next pirates of Caribbean score should be composed by alestorm

[@GhostCrowClips]

sad think is there will be no another Pirates Of The Caribbean

[@killianmaiberger-higgins6272]

So Chris Bowes formed Gloryhammer right, in which all the songs are the story of Angus McFife and his glorious quests. Now I think Alestorm is actually the same thing and all the albums have been following Fannybaws and his crew as they fight Terrorsquids, Leviathans, vikings, travel through time, invade Cartagena and get drunk in Mexico on their days off. A truly epic saga.

[@moritamikamikara3879]

And that time they stowed away aboard HMS Formidable during the battle of the Saintes

[@cruzcamel]

I’ve thought this for a while. They keep alluding to their old songs like each album is a collection of pirate adventures they went on.

[@nicholaswallen8147]

This has some....depth to it. I like it

[@WorldOfBooks-yc9km]

I need a novel about it RIGHT NOW!!

[@bobtheblob1668]

So this is Alestorm's version of the Hootsman...

[@devildelirious8662]

pray to 'Baws!

[@VXGaming]

Hail hoots Aye baws

[@Aevasrealm]

Hail Hoots!

[@Billybobjoe]

@@Aevasrealm in baws we trust

[@goblinslayer310]

my exact thoughts

[@raddioli]

Went from slapping midgets with oars to having one be a star of your video... If that aint the best redemption arc I have ever seen.

[@justjoe5373]

Midgets are the pinnacle of mankind

[@DuckAllMighty]

@@justjoe5373 I'm sure that Alestorm are Pastsfarians, bc as we all know the human evolution started with some midgets that was created out of one his noodly appendagge meatballs. The midgets then evolved into pirates, and then to modern humans.

[@justjoe5373]

@@DuckAllMighty Yeah makes sense

[@glangons]

I can't stop laughing and singing and dancing to this. Brilliant. I wonder how many Alestorm fans are going to shout "Oi, Fannybaws" at Dinklage.

[@Byjum]

I only recently even found this song, let alone that the album came out. I truly did not think they'd ever, EVER top "1741 (The Battle of Cartagena)", I was wrong haha.

[@novustalks7525]

Is that actually Peter dinklage? It looks like him

[@DireFox7]

​@@novustalks7525 It is him.

[@novustalks7525]

@@DireFox7 upon looking it up it turns out its not. Its some Hungarian dude

[@DireFox7]

@@novustalks7525 Weird, when I looked it up, what I found said it was.

[@Barry018018]

Who lives in the Pineapple under the sea? Fannybaws!

[@chasemathis2016]

lmao did I really hear "meet your dad" as a line in the song? Fannybaws vs Hootsman. The Death Battle we all need.

[@gabbie6660]

My money is on the Hootsman

[@egge6145]

@@gabbie6660 ah but you see... the hootsman doesn t have a two foot bobie

[@gabbie6660]

egg e Bold of you to assume the Hootsman isn’t packing heat

[@egge6145]

@@gabbie6660 OH SHIT

[@voxdraconia4035]

They wont fight, but join forces vs. The Clone of Zargothrax

[@annagrubisic4393]

Me: my music taste has definitely evolved since I’ve grown Me in 2020: FANNYBAWS

[@Petaurista13]

Because it's true. Actually pinnacle of music taste evolution is when you screw all the crap with "high class" and "low class" music and just understand music is to spread joy and fun or tell the story or both.

[@ThePigeon5734]

@@Petaurista13 hmm well that doesn't change the fact 99% of radio songs are objectively bad. No I'm not misusing that word I mean it. They are so awful the only reason people "like" them is the songs get thrown at them constantly everywhere.

[@maelthrajaluk42]

​@@ThePigeon5734Fuckin *preach*! Most of the music these days is absolute shit that all sounds the same. At least our beloved Heavy Metal Pirates keep things fresh and exciting. To paraphrase someone in another Alestorm comment section.... they wrote a song about being out of ideas 10 years ago, and yet they're still thriving.

[@taniquashore2212]

My 5 year old son has asked to dress as Fannybaws for halloween.....one proud parent 🤘

[@NoOne212]

Oh my god alestorm video on a ship with Peter Dinklage? All my pirate dreams are coming true

[@MountainIce007]

Wait is it actually Peter Dinklage?

[@rtmfb]

@@MountainIce007 According to the subtitles that blink super fast at 4:23, yes.

[@lewishurley5661]

It's ridiculously difficult to catch that in the video 😅 at least a dozen times I missed it

[@kurtisdeakin]

@@MountainIce007 doesn't look like him

[@spankybee]

It's not Dinklage 🙄

[@michaelsandell4688]

Honestly the best part of this video is the thumbnail just saying "Yarr! Ahoy! Ship!"

[@CSRaeburn]

The real reason Tyrion didn't take the Iron Throne: he was too busy killing Vikings and slaying the Terrorsquid to rule over six kingdoms.

[@Jstck1]

The subtitles at the very, very end about Peter Dinklage makes me think someone is calling us out that we all think it's Peter Dinklage

[@Wayward_Boglin]

Yea definitely. Every video thats had a vertically challeneged person in it peopthink its dinky. Plus Bowes is a collasal troll

[@Crazael]

I assumed it was the same guy who shows up in a lot of their videos.

[@Turnmeoff2000]

I was today years old when I learned that Peter Dinklage is Fannybaws

[@SethAbercromby]

To be fair, if you can only afford 20 seconds of screentime with Peter Dinklage it's kinda hard to tell who's playing him.

[@tomwasmuth773]

I always imagined Fannybaws as a Rik Mayall Blackadder character

[@tanamoxv2160]

Never have i ever imagined to see peter dinklage holding the crystal coconut from Donkey Kong…

[@grumpywelshman1]

Best song name ever.

[@theevildrummingsithlord1492]

I always love it when Alestorm references their older songs - it's absolutely genius. The video's also absolutely beautiful. Also, all the singles are amazing when you realize what Alestorm is all about - they made this album just to mess around with us.

[@blazikenking]

They're only here to have fun, get drunk, and make loads of money.

[@mediocregameplays6612]

I've never been prouder of my Scottish heritage

[@MaytayMaya]

This is the most Scottish song I've ever listened to, I'm so proud of my country.

[@Thomas.Wright]

I don't know. Gloryhammer has quite a few that are really close if they don't surpass.

[@MASSIdelloJESI]

Italy Love Fannybaws . Long Live for Alestorm, and Europe !!

[@FlintWestwood-kc5hr]

At 4:23 there is a very brief subtitle (only for a fraction of a second) "OH MY GOD ALESTORM VIDEO ON A SHIP WITH PETER DINKLAGE? ALL MY PIRATE DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE"

[@spankybee]

it's not him...

[@mplasma1430]

SpankyBee it does say that though.

[@lihkan]

@@spankybee I actually think he is. If look closely, he does just about two gestures, which are repeated troughout the whole video, and it really feels "disjointed". It looks like the actor for Fannybaws did two gestures in front of a green screen, in about ten minutes. If it was one of their "own" midgets, he would be with them on stage and would have far more range. It really feels like they persuaded Dinklage to make a two/three shots for them.

[@KathrinePandell]

Never been this early to a release. This song is a right banger. Too catchy!

[@cad0tter736]

Catchy, amazing riff, outstanding solo, and hilarious! Alestorm is just amazing! One of my favorite bands. 🇨🇦🇨🇦

[@mohannedmohammed3627]

Petition to make a fannybaws series starring Peter Dinklage

[@PashakiinDragonson]

Thought I was doomed to lose my favourite band after listening "tortuga" but this song is badass as hell and now I can breathe with calm

[@moritamikamikara3879]

They're always doing this. All the singles and the music videos are silly goofy and outright ridiculous. Then the actual album comes out and there's actual good music in it.

[@ccggenius]

You suppose they let Dinklage keep the Coconut?

[@markbeeby9658]

Scottish Pirate Metal....what more do you need ?

[@mr.frundles8004]

Exactly mate

[@MrWinczakos]

Who beat Covid19 FANNYBAWS!

[@MrWinczakos]

@@Thomas.Wright destroyed by logic and facts

[@andrespadilla2723]

based and pirate-pilled

[@ghazghkullthraka9714]

*Covid-20

[@paulkerr7320]

Now this is the Alestorm that I got into...

[@paulkerr7320]

@Lord Belial When the hell did they do anything serious?!?!?

[@samandrews9200]

Best song from the album so far.

[@bhills6666]

Alestorm just became my favorite metal band

[@Njord_w]

The best single, for songs like this is why I like Alestorm.

[@StaltyStare]

Who else remembers in 2011 when they said they where going to scrape the bottom of the barrel, but are still coming out with masterpieces?

[@RampantLionReviews91]

When we leave the UK, fannybawz should be elected the new King of Scots.

[@RampantLionReviews91]

@@LYNESTARx Look at the demographics and voting patterns. Inevitable.

[@LYNESTARx]

@@RampantLionReviews91 Certainly not. However We shall see come May, many of those on the right wing who have voted SNP for independence are starting to reject the leftist tendencies of the SNP.

[@RampantLionReviews91]

@@LYNESTARx Kidding yourself on there. A generation of Scots have grown up with a Government in Edinburgh - suggest removing that and see what happens. Circa 80% of people in Scotland vote for Centre/Left of Centre Parties in Green, SNP, Lib Dem and Labour and the SNP contingent in particular will be younger and more gender balanced than ever, with a number of the older heads defecting to Alba who look to be struggling. We'll see what happens on 6th May, but you're showing that you don't really have a grasp on Scotland or the Scottish mentality.

[@RampantLionReviews91]

@@LYNESTARx Well, the vast majority of Scots (most likely) support equal rights for transexual people, as they do for gay people. The problem is you have a very small but rather loud group of agitators who have no idea of how difficult it is to draft legislation and ensure there are no loopholes - said agitators like to claim questioning aspects of the legislation is "transphobia" and this has created a completely toxic debate for an issue that should have credence. I do love it how you call Independence supporters uneducated as well - you might want to do a wee bit of research there and see which age groups in Scotland (i) support independence & (ii) have the highest education levels. The trend is not what you might think. I don't particularly like the SNP or Sturgeon and I think Scotland needs a change of Government, but the reality is that they will not likely be out of power until Scotland is out of the UK. Again, with such statements, you're showing you don't understand Scotland and the Scottish mentality but you are certainly not alone there.

[@RampantLionReviews91]

@@LYNESTARx Simply put, your point regarding a right wing in Scotland makes no real sense.. Yes the SNP is a broad church in a sense, but their membership and representatives are getting progressively younger and the party is moving progressively more left in ideology and policy. It's a general trend in Scotland and there are more people voting Labour and Lib Dem as well. You also have about 8/9% of the population in Scotland are from rUK who are more likely to vote Tory. This trend in the political sphere is seen in many developed countries across the world as the population rebalances as the baby boomers begin to die off. What's next? Scots that support Independence or all SNP voters are Anglophobic?

[@vgitonga]

You have to admire the creativity, consistency and commitment to the pirate theme. ALESTORM CONQUERING THE 7 SEAS!!!

[@mactheman4698]

Y'know being from Scotland I often think, what else did we give the world other than whiskey. This ladies and Gentlemen is it, ALESTORM

[@mace8873]

You also gave the world Claymore swords, if you hadn't, "Mad" Jack Churchill would've had to wield something else as he stormed the beach in Normandy '44, and that would've been _a lot less badass,_ so you've got that going for you too.

[@DEMOCRACYE710]

The definition of short kings

[@MacOriginalGamer]

Thor took credit for slaying Jormungandr, when it was really Fannybaws!

[@sarcastichyena2456]

I just watched the video for the first time after listening to the song hundreds of time and imagining fannybaws in a LOT of shapes. Was not disappointed.

[@luissimas1427]

Assassin's Creed: Fanny Baws

[@michaelbrinksneader2689]

Hell yeah! Born in 1970, raised in the 80s, long live the keytar!

[@oddity3927]

The only song in a long time that could lure me back to the moshpits in my 40's.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

"Bringing his foes to their knees, FannyBaws!" I just now got the meaning of that line.

[@mickware5289]

I can't stop watching it!

[@LangThoughts]

This and Wooden Leg Part 2 are the most Alestorm songs ever, and thus my favorites on the new album.

[@murderdollski]

Now that was some super fast subtitles at the end 😂 "Oh my god Alestorm video on a ship with Peter Dinklage? All my pirate dreams are coming true"

[@Staubstuermchen]

thanks for pointing that out, I was searching for the hidden message at the end and didn't see it at first !

[@murderdollski]

@@Staubstuermchen yeah they are trying to be sneaky with us on this one.

[@robbophysique1495]

Where? I can’t find em 😂😂

[@Staubstuermchen]

Robbo Physique between 4:22 and 4:23 😅

[@FlowerLady-tv3ys]

Yawl are awesome!! Where's the rum man!! Love it!!❤

[@Didymus20X6]

Fannybaws drank it all.

[@FlowerLady-tv3ys]

@@Didymus20X6 well dern it, gather the horses Sam, will just ride to Texas and git some tequila. He won't like it. It has a worm in it!!

[@natnavarroluna77]

This song is amazing🎵😘. Hugs from Mexico: far to the south where the cactus grow🇲🇽🌵.

[@kevintacy9217]

Tequila and a donkey show!

[@natnavarroluna77]

Mexico, Mexico!

[@Donrup19]

We need more songs with the Scots language/We need mair sangs wi the Scots leid!

[@AJSincy]

Never thought I’d see the day where a song would be named “FANNYBAWS” then again I’m not at all surprised given Alestorms antics 😂.

[@jokerisaac41]

Yarrrrrrr matey's, all hail one of the greatest pirate's of all time, fannybaws. 🤘🤘🏻🤘🏿🤘🏼🤘🏽🤘🏾🏴‍☠️

[@barryanagrande1830]

"What makes you proud to be Scottish?" Me: *points to this video*

[@MDMetal]

If Christopher Bowes isn't a Scottish National Treasure yet, he needs to be! 🤘😁🍺

[@PosranaRegistrace]

*"FunnyBowes"*

[@lindseyhiccups]

Haha aye

[@AltessiaSilentarrow]

This makes me think of Knights of Badassdom and I ADORE it!

[@ThePlaguebloom]

At this point the direct connection about Gloryhammer and Alestorm is the only song missing . Space galaxy pirates killing zargothrax with a machete and rum

[@ThePlaguebloom]

@@Thomas.Wright unfortunately for me all these songs go great with hammering myself with alcohol before going out lol

[@JTNipp2]

Can we talk about the guitar solo. Awesome.

[@matteussilvestre8583]

2:02 "Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease" *NOW HOL' UP ON THAT LAST ONE*

[@Petaurista13]

@@Thomas.Wright Let's make it true conspiracy theory. I will begin to write it immediately!

[@icravethesweetreleaseofdeath]

As someone with a rum drinking father from Oban, this song has my highest respect.

[@thrashcourse7194]

This song restores my faith in the album.

[@LaughingPsycho]

Amazing. 😁

[@awestriker0076]

Broke: Blackbeard Woke: Fannybaws

[@Earmitethemself]

Extra woke: Whitebeard

[@metal_monocle7334]

*Tiny Shorts Crow's Nest Guitar Solo Intensifies* - I fucking love it!

[@kerorogunso961]

I swear they never fail to impress, cant wait until their new album comes out!

[@Hussain_144]

Yarr Harr this is a mighty fine shanty me lads!

[@eyeless5430]

Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate! Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas! Fannybaws, with the black flag flying! Plundering, pillaging, [ADHERING TO SOCIAL DISTANCING PROTOCOLS]

[@brandondavis7777]

cringe

[@robertcracknelljunior2691]

Much love

[@josephblood2907]

Fannybaws is the most feared pirate of all time 💀

[@arivald6677]

4:23 Hidden subtitles in all caps: "Oh my God Alestorm Video on a ship with Peter Dinklage? All my pirate dreams are coming true."

[@CthulhuXVX]

I find the lack of Elliot screams disturbing, however it's probably one of my favourite videos ever and I'm happy there's a pirate ship 😏

[@yamman222]

got to have MORE Screamy Elliot.......!!

[@dotcho.television7432]

i kinda miss Chris' screams as well. The last time we heard it was at Death Throes of the terrorsquid

[@DrWaxen]

Fannybaws to me sounds like a great person to share a dram with.

[@siobhandonnelly1933]

Very tempted to petition this to be Scotland's new national anthem 😂

[@adrianlake4679]

I'm headbanging and smiling at the same time...the world needs more of this

[@josueastorga9607]

I like this more than the other singles

[@hexon6956]

Josue Astorga I disagree

[@Demigodking]

Josue Astorga they’re all greatv

[@drgenki6491]

I also like this much more than previous two singles. Especially better than Tortuga IMO

[@jasonlovesmusicreacting882]

@@drgenki6491 Yeah, I didn't like that one at all.

[@TheRockOffice]

You can say that again. My faith is restored. :D

[@BlueIronsights]

Music to my ears.

[@cas9656]

This has to be just the best thing I've ever heard.

[@edwardneilloftheclanmacnei7057]

Fannybaws would be a awesome pirate to have as a guest at Kisimul Castle when Ruari the Turbulent hosted parties after a successful raid, they would have great stories to tell each other.

[@jusatin]

Woah-oh, come take a trip with me I'll tell you of the greatest man who ever sailed the sea Woah-oh, Fae Scotland's bonnie shores He pillaged 'cross the ocean in search of rum galore Woah-oh, aboard the good ship Scum He'd fire a mighty blast from the 16 pounder gun Woah-oh, his legendary crew Could sail that ship to Hell and back, there's nothing they can't do He killed the mighty Terrorsquid The greatest man who ever lived He beat the Vikings in a bloody war Meet yer dad and smell yer maw Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas Fannybaws, with the black flag flying Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas Fannybaws, with the black flag flying Bringing his foes to their knees Fannybaws Woah-oah, in Oban he was raised He drank a bucket full of rum every single day Woah-oh, his beard of flaming red Would terrorize his enemies and make them wish they're dead Woah-oh, four pistols on his belt He went to battle naked, wearing just a tiger's pelt Woah-oh, his name was Fannybaws Now haud yer wheesht ya glaikit cunt or else he'll pump your maw Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas Fannybaws, with the black flag flying Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas Fannybaws, with the black flag flying Bringing his foes to their knees Fannybaws Who killed the mighty Terrorsquid? Fannybaws The greatest man who ever lived? Fannybaws Who beat the vikings in a war? Fannybaws Meet yer dad and smell yer maw, oh Who drinks his whisket neat and strong? Fannybaws Who's got a boaby two feet long? Fannybaws Who's gonna take nae shite from you? Fannybaws So what the fuck you gonna do? He drinks his whiskey neat and strong He's got a boaby two feet long He's gonna take nae shite from the likes of you So what the fuck you gonna do? Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas Fannybaws, with the black flag flying Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas Fannybaws, with the black flag flying Bringing his foes to their knees Fannybaws

[@BurroDiablo]

Spelling Whisky with an E? That's a keelhauling

[@hiroprotagonest]

@@BurroDiablo Whiskeh

[@Boss-_]

You missed the lyrics that say [TINY SHORTS CROW'S NEST GUITAR SOLO INTENSIFIES]

[@katie0_o241]

thank yiu

[@palovastaava794]

Kiitos, Jussi.

[@pierre-alexandredemers4423]

i just love how Alestorm is all about fun

[@jjayjakub]

Best one we've heard so far off the album

[@corinshearston2324]

This whole album's been a very nice and piratical experience. Alestorm return to form once more.

[@peakadventures_]

I lost my grandmother last night so been a bit down, this song couldn't have been released at a better time, really made me laugh and cheered me up. Well played guys,great track!

[@SonataNumber8]

Sorry for your loss :(

[@mrowley7300]

Sorry for loss, pour a bottle of rum for her

[@joaovictormachadocordeiro3286]

I'm from Brazil and i love Alestorm so much!

[@Blama_]

My history teacher told me to look up AleStorm XD don't regret it

[@RainbowColorWaffles]

Your history teacher has exquisite taste in music.

[@lindseyhiccups]

You have a cool history teacher, cherish that shit

[@gary999t]

He beat the Vikings ... that makes me think we need an Alestorm - Amon Armath tour

[@Celestial_Being666]

Amon Amarth would have issue with pirates claiming they beat the Vikings 😆 This song is so underrated. Should have a million views minimum

[@Didymus20X6]

The pirates do have an advantage: cannons. Vikings were just medieval pirates anyway.

[@rachel1021]

This deserves 1 million views. D:

[@Thomas.Wright]

If I ever go to Scotland again, I'm totally going to wear an Alestorm kilt.

[@codyphillips1821]

Fannybaws will forever stay in my memories right next to Captain Jack Sparrow

[@Didymus20X6]

And if you want a song tribute to Captain Jack, look up Storm Seeker.

[@theaceofspace6110]

Oh... I was afraid this is the end of Alestorm but they are back with good songs again!

[@dmytrostan5653]

настоящие веселые люди.....респект!

[@avivos9404]

As one of your core fans... I like it. Sounds like the old material that made me follow you in battle.

[@nemanjaglisovic2740]

Never would've guessed that Eliot has voice like in Treasure chest party quest.

[@nielsvanoosten]

Not gonna lie, after Tortuga i was scared this album wasn't gonna be for me. But this song rules!!