ALESTORM - Pirate Metal Drinking Crew (Official Video) | Napalm Records

[@TheAeromarine]

Just realized I've been listening to this stupid gimmick band for 10 years now. 10/10 would yarr again

[@manictiger]

I showed this to my hairdryer and it became a blunderbuss.

[@Myrdraall]

Right? Been nearly 8 years since I saw them live already.

[@ZzBuRnTzZ]

Same tho

[@paulmerchant9015]

i've been listening to them for 12 years haha its mad

[@andrzejbudzko1993]

@@paulmerchant9015 it's been a long ride, through the mysterious power metal seas to the high pirate thug life skies

[@giannihenson8253]

I'm pretty sure Napalm Records just went "look, you're crazy and so are your fans... Just do what you want, we don't care anymore, it seems to work anyway"

[@gypsygeones8599]

@Napalm Records: Can confirm.

[@SaganTheKhajiit]

And it did.

[@embryoniccells1]

to be honest, i think they suck with this kind of lyrics and atitude . bah

[@chrisgervais3801]

@@embryoniccells1 then do something with your life and advertise it, bah

[@ghostlights675]

Well... it's well known that Napalm Records will literally sign anything these days! Maybe even... this plate of beans?!?!

[@fffan45]

Activate the subtitles and go to 3:30

[@uriahmiller2501]

Lmao

[@marcjensen4093]

Awesome! ;)

[@noopklu]

hahaha

[@angelrobles7201]

Subtitles must be activated in every Alestorm video... So many easter eggs (Ric Flair, a trademark, telling us to figure out the lyrics...)

[@L0RDB4C0N]

oink

[@madaemon]

Me at 15: "I only want to listen to metal that speaks to the pain and anger in my SOUL! 🤘" Me at 38: "They look like they're having fun; I'm so happy for them. ☺️"

[@aikitnx]

Haven't hit 38, but ain't that the truth

[@Cheetomelito]

I am fourteen and I like metal with quests battles

[@joannachasiridou3787]

I think we all pass through this phase

[@mr.strugglesnuggle6668]

OK, boomer.

[@aikitnx]

@@mr.strugglesnuggle6668 get back to your crib, adults are talking now

[@QuichardBitzgerald]

Subtitle easter eggs: 1:39 [NATURE BOY NOISES] 2:36 [MEOW] 3:28 We think you're dumb and we hate U2 3:31 We are the...ach what's the point, if you haven't worked out the lyrics by now there's no hope for you anyway. 3:34 Thanks for listening, and remember to buy the album! We all have mortgages to pay. 3:47 [OINK]

[@QuichardBitzgerald]

And I LOL'd at giving Bono the finger :D

[@jeanpatrick8218]

3:47 [OINK]

[@hades717]

That's why I love them.

[@99Knytes]

@@QuichardBitzgerald dude, I almost spat out my mead when I saw that LMAO

[@iamdb1990]

I read that as subtle easter eggs and I was like, yeah, all easter eggs are lol

[@SilencerUK]

Only Alestorm could have a barking cat halfway through a song and it seem completely natural.

[@TyphoonBeam]

I read this comment as it happened

[@Chazorian]

@@TyphoonBeam funny part.

[@stickmanmageofthelordtacha4917]

the caption also said meow lol

[@comettamer]

It is definitely their style

[@ImTheMilkMan65]

Woof-😺

[@EyeOfLyger]

The best music video with a barking cat and stock footage of a corgi that you will see today.

[@Jungles_of_Lustria]

Pirate Metal Forever! For that Famous Ol' Spiced!

[@MultiTaraka]

Also, according to the subtitles, the corgi oinked.

[@Walllur]

You misspelled “this year” (probably more)

[@Wally_boxcar]

The barking cat hits my giggle button every time...even now when I just listen I know that bark is from a cat

[@simplyhuman3982]

Possibly the only one. So, yeah.

[@nyxhellwyrm7405]

The fact that Alestorm looks like they’re having fun and thoroughly enjoying themselves warms my heart. Edit: Thanks for the likes and replies! I love most of their songs, especially the fact that they aren’t a “traditional” pirate metal band, it just makes Alestorm all the more entertaining!

[@Gokes93]

That headsway bit in the pool though :')

[@bullyproof5707]

Just hopefully not your beer!

[@leafonsayushood]

1:24, so nice to see

[@williamhardway6436]

Thank god someone's having a good day

[@jortkamerbeek4551]

Same here, even though I dislike the album. Glad they made something they're happy about.

[@thegirlwhohumanityforgot5094]

3:29, notice the file named "wooden leg pt3 lyrics" Oh, yesss

[@angelrobles7201]

Right below the Pirate Memes folder and Captain Yarrface's Birth Certificate

[@Pokerfuel]

LMAO))

[@kru_kahn]

The third part named wooden body...

[@metalhead6601]

Yeah the story in the eyes of the japanese and spanish bastards. At least that's my guess.

[@hawkecrail5186]

@@metalhead6601 Sorry lad i think its just a joke

[@angelrobles7201]

Many noticed Bono at 03:29... But did you notice Captain Yarrface Birth Certificate, the PIRATE MEMES folder, or the Wooden Leg Pt. 3 Lyrics folder? Wonder what dark secrets are hidden in that certificate...

[@guru5890]

whats that bono reference about btw?

[@angelrobles7201]

@@guru5890 They hate U2 and you, too.

[@balazsbalint640]

@@Thomas.Wright He is probably from Hungary because he wore a hungarian T-shirt.

[@FoochyHooves]

So, when do we get the "Cat who barks reacts to Alestorm's 'Pirate Metal Drinking Crew'"?

[@bkb757]

Cat Who Barks reacts to Dog reacts to Cat Who Barks reacts to Alestorm reacts to [random KZbinr] reacts to Alestorm’s “Pirate Metal Drinking Crew”

[@reptiloidmitglied2930]

Where was the cat barking? The english subtitles clearly said:"meow"

[@---jx3ql]

it is a kitler^^

[@Driver-Nephi]

Cat who barks REACTS to boiled egg REACTS to Christopher bowes REACTS to Captain yarrface REACTS to alestorm-tortuga

[@michaelrussell3890]

I've been saying it for over 10 years. We need to enter Alestorm in Eurovision

[@robertspeedwagon982]

That would be an insta-win, the whole competition would be useless

[@Sarewal]

They are too good for this. No offence, but eurovision is for MUUUUUUCH worse artists than Alestorm.

[@1cupof6]

Sir Sare are you implying Alestorm is bad?

[@TBHJR]

I miss the days when this band was more serious, like when they did that album where all the vocals were dog barks. Sad.

[@gabrielfigueroa5653]

yeah i miss the good ol' days with ships and LazyTown covers

[@theoduckett6396]

@@gabrielfigueroa5653 dont forget the Village People covers either! super serious stuff there

[@metal_monocle7334]

They did an 8bit version of the new album though

[@angelrobles7201]

@@metal_monocle7334 Just the way music was heard in the 16th century

[@Pezantri]

Right? It wasn't like this back in the old days. It must have been the discovery of the internet and alcohol that ruined them.

[@antonyfitzpatrick4774]

This song is that addictive that it is literally impossible to not clap everytime you are supposed to. Get some weird looks when your heapdhones are in and you randomly start clapping

[@shov6317]

It’s the metal equivalent of Radio Gaga by Queen or Hey Ya by Outkast

[@winngedhussarmalaka7685]

Or your driving the car and start clapping all the sudden xD

[@harmonicajay91]

When I’m at work and humming it to myself, I have to do the clap.

[@CthulhuXVX]

The fact the woof is being used more is fantastic, anything with Elliot screams makes my pirate heart happy 🏴‍☠️

[@metal_monocle7334]

Honestly, he has a really great scream!

[@Angus_MacFarlane]

You should see the subtitles for the woof

[@pokergud]

@@Angus_MacFarlane 😂ty sir

[@CthulhuXVX]

@@Angus_MacFarlane oh my 😂

[@gnaskar]

3:47 There's no corporate brand, only "Stock Photo". That means they bought the rights to the image, and then added the watermark back on to it to make it more authentic. That is some serious dedication to not giving a fuck.

[@VoiceOfTheEmperor]

These guys are together after all these years and are not running out of ideas and still are bros to each other. Props to them all. Plus they look like they're having fun with every album.

[@MrSagranda]

Fight me, but the (imho) best music videos are where you see the band just goofing around. Really conveys how much fun they have while doing so. Also, petition to rename this song into "Pirate Metal Drinking Crew - The Clappening"

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

I agree fully

[@thejoojoo9999]

I don't normally like people insulting me, but when I do it's Alestorm.

[@mikewhicker9771]

In these truly screwy times (seriously even the looney tunes weren't as nuts as this year) I'm glad that metal still has bands like alestorm, who can make you piss yerself laughing while you're head banging!

[@mace8873]

Agreed, not many bands are like that, most suffer from a distinct lack of "not taking themselves seriously while making awesome music"...:-)

[@InquisitorSinCross]

Here I am: sitting in a pub after a long work week, drinking dark beer from a 1 litre glasses, and THIS comes up in my feed? Perfect Friday evening!!!

[@Xiertic.Xaelius]

Welcome aboard.

[@alexstout8888]

SITTING IN A PUB?! Tell me your secrets!!!!

[@contra1124]

@@Thomas.Wright plot twist: his brother owns the pub but he still breaks in every Friday to steal his rum at the point of a gun

[@AtomikGeist]

That's just a dream mate! I miss rock bars and pubs, life got sad since fckn government bastards messed our life!

[@emoharalampiev1590]

Cool, this is among my most favorite songs in the album. The zombies are my fav one for sure, but this is surely competing for the second place.

[@QuimFreecss]

Rule 1 of the Drinking Pirate Metal Crew: Always have a bottle of Rum/ale/mead within reach. Rule 2 of the Drinking Pirate Metal Crew: Remember we're only here to have fun, get drunk and make lots of money. Cause nothing else matters to me🎶

[@thegamingrepository5363]

These guys are true musicians. Loyal to their craft, and having a hell of a time while doing it.

[@MrSetioK]

that silence + bark is one of the best things ive heard since the similar silcence in Universe on Fire. Chris is just a genius.

[@Rubberman202]

I love that Pirate Metal is a thing and I desperately want more of it.

[@Twisted_yer_mum]

Never really gave these guys a listen... I listen to all genres of metal from power metal to black metal and I’m thinking of adding this band to my playlists because they are great for just chilling with your buds!

[@V77710]

They are, and if you like this, you will love the older albums too

[@max8m1]

Yeah man, Alestorm are great at being a genuinely good metal band that even non-metalheads like. Pretty nice for parties and stuff :D

[@sashasue00]

@Reg6465, I find I am usually "chilling with my Buds" when I listen!

[@TheJadeFist]

I'm not going to stand here and be insulted like this. *takes a seat

[@salsa3325]

*takes a seat and grab a bottle of rum *ofer a zip of rum to the lad next to him

[@Jiamil]

*decides it looks fitting and sits down, too *sipping a bit and handing rum bottle to next lad

[@brandonbaum2130]

*sits on the ground next to you blokes and swashes back some whiskey. Aye.

[@jarrettwellman8376]

I love how Elliot always looks like he just woke up in the studio vids🤣like he threw on some clothes, recorded a few songs and went back for a snooze.

[@bigdaddydiesel5520]

It's the rum.

[@egge6145]

or he's high as fuck

[@Harakengard]

Why not both?

[@missjayspeechley9213]

And if I ever get my hands on him, he wont even be getting out of bed

[@EfahTheEmo]

He's a big mood OK

[@pvyt2002]

"Otyg and Lumsk, celebrating yule". Both Otyk and Lumsk were both Folk Metal bands that started in the 1990's. I love it!

[@piotrsulovsky2115]

And then the cat barked, funniest sh*t I've seen today

[@BombshellCelluloid]

I actually had to stop the video because I was laughing so hard I couldn't keep watching it until I could finally breathe again.

[@brandonmitchell2647]

Alestorm gives us good rhymes during these meh times. It’s great seeing how happy the band looks and how much fun they’re having together. The new album is great!

[@Staubstuermchen]

Watch Alestorm single handedly saving 2020

[@rorrimorthegreat6096]

looking at the subtitles while listening to the song is an amazing choice, I don't know who did them but they deserve a raise

[@Thomas.Wright]

Chris says he does them, and the label just never notices so he gets away with it.

[@mikesadillan5834]

3:30 cc there is hope for me, all I need is the lyrics and a bouncy pointer sing along

[@monticore1626]

The “you’re fucking dead” always gets me something about is just awesome

[@shooglechic]

I feel like Alestorm is the Thingiverse of all folk and rock music. They are the Piratebay of feelings. I am forever grateful to my coworker blasting this in the office.

[@theagentsofslaughter7769]

Anyone who can't admit how catchy and awesomely fun this song is, is either dead inside or in denial. Pretty much the same with any Alestorm song 😎

[@lmaniac58]

It's great to see that Alestorm is still having fun and enjoying making their music to this day, it seems like yesterday when they released Sunset on a Golden Age album harhar. Keep sailing the seas, conquering *booty,* and drinking to your harrrrt's content Captain Alestorm! o7

[@LifeByJeff]

I love these guys. My go-to songs when I need a lift.

[@yaminoroy]

Not only do they make good music, they are memelords and having fun with it. 10/10

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

How is them having fun a meme

[@MaxWinters-wv7th]

The meme is the fact that they don't give a fuck and we all are feeling it too

[@vladimirtemnyalov7059]

This song along with "Fucked with an anchor" can make every morning beautiful. Thank you Alestorm!

[@Snowmaiden]

SING ALONG!! " This is the tale, of a world gone wrong A history without a song The threads of meaning lost to me We're blind to what we cannot see Aeons ago when the ancients ruled Otyg and Lumsk, celebrating yule But then the damn pirates came along and said YO HO HO - You're fucking dead! Now your world's crashing down Only one can survive It's time you woke up And realized We are the pirate metal drinking crew We think you're dumb and we hate you too We are the pirate metal drinking crew We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck We are the pirate metal drinking crew We think you're dumb and we hate you too We are the pirate metal drinking crew We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck FUCK YOU Sailing the seas of the distant past We're on a quest to kick your ass With cannonfire and battlecry Your mighty legacy will die The blood of Blackbeard in our veins We're bringing slaughter, death and pain There's no escape, tonight you're screwed Cos we're the pirate metal drinking crew Across the seven seas For a thousand years We're your greatest wish We're your darkest fear We are the pirate metal drinking crew We think you're dumb and we hate you too We are the pirate metal drinking crew We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck We are the pirate metal drinking crew We think you're dumb and we hate you too We are the pirate metal drinking crew We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck FUCK YOU We are the pirate metal drinking crew We think you're dumb and we hate you too We are the pirate metal drinking crew We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck We are the pirate metal drinking crew We think you're dumb and we hate you too We are the pirate metal drinking crew We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck Fuck you !!! "

[@-daigher-2549]

Activate the subtitles at 3:25 and you'll notic in the last bit they actually say "we think you're dumb and we hate U2"

[@neilbritton2163]

Amazing song, love the Woooo coming up on subtitles as "Nature Boy Noises' Woooo indeed!!

[@alvaidaslaucis5544]

Dog: *barks* Subtitles: OINK

[@bigdued7039]

"We are the... ach what's the point, if you haven't worked out the lyrics by now there's no hope for you anyway."

[@StephenAvery93]

Alestorm music video Closed Captions are a must. It's added humor!

[@angelrobles7201]

Amen!

[@sop4250]

Drinking Rum and listen to Alestorm. Thats my Life! Hell yeah!!

[@damianoelofse3228]

Whoever did the captions is a legend but this is an awesome song too!

[@ramonzinhobalatensa1399]

sensacional!

[@asbestosfish_]

I could’ve sworn that said “Pizza Drinking Crew” for a second there, and I was _concerned._ Also, is that guitarist wearing pants?

[@derpimusmaximus8815]

You're never naked if you're wearing a smile. EDIT: I cannot guarantee this will work in court. God may love a tryer, but I've yet to meet a judge who agrees.

[@zeroxcrusher]

I hope not

[@bigdaddydiesel5520]

@@derpimusmaximus8815 lol

[@Nova-xg5xj]

I hope so

[@alexmarcu4131]

They all seem so happy... 1:41 ... and that also makes me a bit happy, deep down in my dark black soul

[@taylorp.212]

I see a corgi and alestorm and I click

[@TybaldTuch]

2:36 that meow was dope

[@p4r4l_l_ax]

Какая прелесть! Особенно текст. А уж субтитры просто жгут напалмом. )))

[@harrypfannenstein13]

I like the old vids more than the new onces. Because the old one are more Pirate Metal like the the new videos. I like your pirate music vids. My wish is, more music about the pirates.

[@mariontheseagull6390]

2:36 3:47 Dog button

[@maellec.2603]

Thank you for the dog button

[@MetalJody1990]

bark bark Translation: thanks thanks

[@mariontheseagull6390]

@@maellec.2603 woof

[@starxhilmie]

Thats cat

[@murasakibalker4597]

Don’t forget to look at the subtitles ;)

[@DigitalDint]

Old meets new, so to speak... I _LOVE_ THIS!!! 😍👍🤟 Don't EVER stop!

[@jaanivaisanen3453]

After three years of empirical studies I have come to the conclusion that it is absolutely impossible to not do the hand claps while listening to this song.

[@filipobrovac9825]

Im going to be going to my first concert next month, i am so happy that it's going to be these legends. Cant wait to see them in Slovenia ❤

[@RISKStudioProduction]

Imagine being a skeptical record executive at napalm records about signing alestorm and now they are one of the most recognizable bands on the label.

[@ghninja0]

I love the files and folders at 3:29 and also the Firewatch background.

[@613jambo]

Just woke up and saw this so I decided why the hell not start the day off with some Alestorm

[@thatryeguy6145]

Same.

[@angelrobles7201]

Same

[@corruptedconfectionery]

Same. I'm gonna listen to it while working from home.

[@FreyjaOdindottir]

bro you cant show up to work drunk.

[@613jambo]

Olafski Let then do what they want I mean hell we all are under this lockdown

[@ChrisSakk]

One of the best Alestorm songs ever !!

[@runedragon1985]

Ahh, Alestorm, my favorite pirate drinking group with a metal singing problem.

[@kimchiiisconfuzzled2217]

I love this.

[@Dutchfalco]

The Holy Trinity of Alestorm: pirates, Tourette syndrome and metal perfectly mixed together.

[@eleventhprimarch5303]

Dont forget copious amounts of alcohol.

[@tobiasleierseder8470]

@@eleventhprimarch5303 thats the metal thing :P

[@HollywoodhoBRO]

Extra points for beer Chang! Sawasdee Krup from Thailand!

[@Ram-us8yo]

Yes, yes, YES. This is exactly what I've needed now. Awesome

[@darktime2121]

bro 2021 and im still listening to this.... The words cant express my love for this band

[@JonasFilberg]

Killer song🤘🏿

[@Trevors_Dragons]

Pirate metal is something that I never thought I needed until now.

[@rafaelrrgarcia]

Curse of the Crystal Coconut = BEST ALESTORM ALBUM

[@stormranger8082]

You guys are my favorite genre of music I never knew existed, but i'm so so so glad such an amazing band made it so

[@SethBloodmoon]

I loved their more 'serious work' but I also really love the not even close to being super cereal work. And they are so damned entertaining live.

[@jeroen0011]

Loved and listened to this band from the first song i ever heard, and Elliot made things even better for me

[@blackholes030706]

Love it, new album is awesome too! This video is worth watching for 2:35 on it's own

[@yamman222]

Seriously .......these Guys are just brilliant ........Love them for coming up with this stuff , doing it the "Alestorm Way " and always looking like its FUN to shoot these vids ............

[@DutchZeringer]

**clap clap**

[@dragospopovici7337]

No Het you're supposed to go *Yeah Yeah*

[@Smol_PC]

Woo!

[@maxxandubar503]

I did it and it lined up first try towards end of the song. That was lit

[@darronuqualla9544]

I live in the desert... And pirates still invade.... Our ears... and cause I can’t swim I live vicariously through Alestorm songs.🤘🤘🤘🤘

[@sirgog]

who else here is a Halestorm fan that got lost one day, and found another awesome new band to rock out to?

[@TheMightyDM]

This whole album brings the song "Scraping the Barrel" into a new perspective. Not complaining, because I still love these guys and this album is just fun.

[@TheArchitectOfDreams]

One of the best sailing songs

[@helgaritter1230]

Hammer, what a driving music !

[@NeonDreams17]

I love that they come from a place surrounded by the worlds best alcohol and they have Chang Classic from Thailand lol. Who knows, maybe that’s where this was filmed!

[@Pokerfuel]

Yup, it was filmed in Thailand :))

[@NeonDreams17]

@@Pokerfuel Ah ok that makes sense then!

[@Kawika282]

@@NeonDreams17 Krabi, Thailand

[@VladNcl]

they literally added a copyrighted jpeg of a dog for no reason. Legends

[@mixalav]

Великолепно. Молодцы парни

[@lanta-darren]

I'm guessing shot in a studio on Phuket or possibly Krabi? The bottles of Chang and cans of Singha that keep popping up are a dead giveaway, and its the only place around that would have a decent recording studio available. The cat barking at @2:35 is epic. Next time you guys are in the area let me know and I'll take you for a few beers. Could probably arrange a bona-fide pirate boat as well. And some Irn-bru and lashings and lashings of rum. :D

[@karmaday8467]

Y'know, sometimes the world just gets me down and I find myself wondering what the point of it all is. Then these guys, and then I'm good. Not, "these guys do such a thing, and-". They _EXIST,_ and that is enough.

[@mitchelldevries9996]

The catdog/dogcat for dogs and maybe a litte for cats is the best part of the video.

[@mitchelldevries9996]

@@Thomas.Wright clearly

[@Exoskeleton-mi8eo]

Who else had the urge to clap along?👏🏻👏🏻

[@warriorsorb1111]

Shoot, I just do it. No time for an urge lol 👏👏

[@katrinademontia456]

It just comes naturally.👌👏👏

[@arbiterprime2145]

at this point its a Pavlovian response

[@brianbumstead2682]

I do that to George Carlin videos

[@squelch666]

I had and urge to smash my phone as the song is focking shit

[@blindfury109]

Keep up the AWESOME work ALESTORM love your music guys

[@tarawalton3139]

3:47 - A stock photo of a corgi and the subtitles saying "oink". I am here for this kind of humour

[@yamman222]

Great to Lasse Lammert joining in the fun in the vid .....should be the 6th member of Alestorm...doing his stuff for them over all these years !!

[@blazikenking]

Just when I thought they reached the peak of stupidity with an Anchor, they went and stole a ladder. Here's hoping they get a crane at some point.

[@williamhardway6436]

I desperately needed a smile today. Thanks fellas. Stay well. Cheers!

[@lana_bela]

Это очень круто! Настроение на высоте ))

[@kennethkatekovich9243]

catchy tune with the right attitude.

[@alastorplays6900]

Who ever did the subtitlesdid an amazing job

[@Pokerfuel]

The singer himself 😂

[@Chihaar0]

Awesome! This remind me of some of punk rock songs from the '90!