alex turner's stand up comedy special

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0:00 • Alex Turner tries to s...
0:22 • Arctic Monkeys - No. 1...
0:45 • Arctic Monkeys - The C...
0:55 • The Last Shadow Puppet...
1:05 • Studio Brussel Intervi...
1:11 • Arctic Monkeys . Popwo...
1:13 • The Last Shadow Puppet...
1:30 • Arctic Monkeys - The C...
1:46 • Alex Turner: The Makin...
1:51 • The Last Shadow Puppet...
2:01 • Arctic Monkeys introdu...
2:07 • "I remember being quit...
2:16 • Arctic Monkeys - Inter...
2:22 • Arctic Monkeys - The C...
2:39 • Arctic Monkeys Intervi...
2:49 • The Last Shadow Puppet...
3:04 • Arctic Monkeys - Virgi...
3:14 • Arctic Monkeys: ‘The C...
3:32 • Arctic Monkeys - Do I ...
3:34 • Studio Brussel Intervi...
3:50 • Alex Turner: The Makin...
4:06 • The Last Shadow Puppet...
4:15 • Arctic Monkeys: ‘The C...
4:30 • Arctic Monkeys - The C...
4:38 • Arctic Monkeys - Lolla...
4:48 • Arctic Monkeys intervi...
4:55 • Arctic Monkeys subtitl...
5:00 • Arctic Monkeys: ‘The C...
5:04 • Arctic Monkeys Intervi...
5:09 • Entrevista Arctic Monk...
5:12 • Arctic Monkeys win Mas...
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[@NEGROGAYMER54]

I love how he looks so cool on the AM era while performing and posing but the moment he starts talking for more than 30 seconds he becomes so awkward or just weird.

[@rocketqueen9887]

Lmfaooo

[@Soyhomofobica]

I love him

[@jonathan_vortex]

es verdad hahaha

[@kadrianklingler6489]

“A.M. is sort of a perfect album” “…I think that was deliberate” I’M DEAD 💀

[@nikoletak]

I died at that ngl

[@shrustipatil4446]

I didn't understand what did that mean

[@JD-uj5cp]

@@shrustipatil4446Cause artists try to make their albums as good as possible and it’s just the way that he’s so confused about it being purposeful or not 💀

[@nadia_17]

“what do the dancers mean” in his serious tone goes through my head atleast 84 times a day

[@loveyourself9017]

What do they mean tho .. really lol

[@ferwoodz]

IKR HAHAHA

[@vale_campos]

@@loveyourself9017 I think it goes "what do the dancers mean when they say 5, 6, 7, 8? 1, 2, 3, 4"

[@loveyourself9017]

@Majinsky Porterhaus lol i wouldn't be surprised really

[@slyasleep]

And are friends electric?

[@kristellakaj5430]

he's my only braincell

[@ferwoodz]

He's my everything fr

[@tessamohammed]

Same

[@humanbeing4841]

Do you mean "briancell"?

[@tcrijwanachoudhury]

Which is incredible considering how many he has compared to us plebs 😔

[@kristellakaj5430]

@@humanbeing4841 im sorry my mistake 😩

[@juliekrol]

Oh my god, I don’t think I could sit through a conversation with this man, I’d come out questioning the English language itself 😂

[@ghostcookie]

i've spent too much time listening to the man talk, i think i got to understand his language

[@shuraaki]

for me i think id understand whatever he said for the most part, i actually look forward to having a conversation with him one day his ideas make sense even if you dont understand the way he puts them in a phrase as well, thats something i kinda relate to lol

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

I talked to them when i was younger and they wernt like that, hes just a pretentious arse now

[@nadia_17]

if netflix doesn’t get their shit together and make this a show then i’ve lost all hope.

[@Wheres_Ana]

We don’t need anymore A-list celebrity movies, we just need Alex Turner Standup

[@nadia_17]

@@Wheres_Analiterally no more 2 hour documentaries about world tours. ALEXANDERS STANDUP BANJO SHOW WOULD BE GLOBAL NUMBER ONE FOR WEEKS

[@ferwoodz]

Need it so badly

[@lawrenceroadloonie3847]

He isn't a black lesbian disabled refugee so they won't make it

[@daniellerae1345]

Yes please!

[@ohstupidslowdirtypc]

I LOST IT AT THE FOUR OUT OF FIVE BANJO VERSION

[@Miamor737]

SAME 💀💀💀💀

[@XTomeeee]

exactly xddddd

[@spwkvv2117]

4 four banjos out of 5

[@nikoletak]

same i was literally shitting tears

[@jamesdavies5266]

Lol

[@flawlessyouth256]

"How do you think it will be different this year?", Alex: "Emm, different songs." 😂😂

[@vivi_505]

STOP THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD

[@queraltgimenezgarcia7828]

I know it's a weird take to have on Arctic Monkeys but I feel like 2007 Alex is the exact energy I imagined Harry Potter to have when I read the books (looks shy but gets sassy when he runs out of patience)

[@ghostcookie]

ok but how is this so accurate

[@abrilvallejoslarramendy694]

No way! I was thinking exactly the same nonsense!!

[@amitabhsharma3916]

"There's no need to call me sir, professor"

[@EveWheeler-rx2dd]

Yess

[@moderndaycain16]

I THOUGHT THAT WAS ONLY ME

[@just_living_for_a_1D_reunion]

Ghost Cookie has no idea how much these subtitles mean to me lmao😅

[@ghostcookie]

he speaks his own language

[@rocketqueen9887]

@@ghostcookie tru

[@shar.janette]

Alex is not only the greatest frontman, a comedian too

[@bruvhellnah]

I LOVE Alex but please don't ever call him the "greatest" frontman again 😭

[@Tyler-uo7rf]

​@@bruvhellnah it's an opinion

[@bruvhellnah]

@@Tyler-uo7rf lol i don't even remember making that comment. In hindsight, OP could just as well have been joking lol

[@harveyyoung4496]

“Who came up with the song name the worlds first ever monster truck front flip?” “Well, the guy who flipped the f***ing truck” Criminally underrated Alex Turner quote

[@glebkoshelev]

Why do you give credit to Alex instead of the guy who flipped the f***ing truck?! Alex only shared the news. Here is the truck flip by the way, it's bizarre: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bHKvmJlolNl8hsU

[@BriannaBanana1]

@@glebkoshelevOmg, someone actually did it! I forgot about that, but he did mention it once upon a time and it being the inspiration for the song title, lol. Thanks for the video link. I hadn’t seen it before now. That’s wild.

[@glebkoshelev]

@@BriannaBanana1 reality is crazier than art 😄

[@rogersebastian690]

the audience laughing at the incoherency gives me life

[@ValerieSparrowW]

4:38 i know its super stupid but its so funny to me how he says the ''Its not an F''' on beat and then proceeds the song InTeRstElLaR gAtOR sKin bOots

[@abigail1916]

give this man a comedy show, honestly his jokes are under appreciated

[@claudianextdoor]

The fact that this is 5 minutes long makes it so much better

[@hannahr7946]

The banjo version of Four out of Five killed me 😭

[@lotticru.]

As a Englishman.. Alex turner is.. one of a kind.. to say the least

[@novaruby.films.]

the way alex says "well thats not for you to say" never fails to make me absolutely lose it tysm for including it in this work of art

[@maddsthebaddi3]

The ghost cookie joke has now been spread around my school. Some of the grades make school newspapers and they had a meme page and me and someone younger both liked the arctic monkeys so we put the ghost cookie joke in and it’s been legendary lmaoo

[@maxwell_4k916]

Hey! I never really got the joke about the ghost cookies, i speak a different language. Could you explain it to me?

[@crowabyss9551]

​@Maxwell _4K Instead of saying, "They're selling like hotcakes," he said, "They're selling like ghost cookies." They're selling like hotcakes is an expression used when something is selling particularly fast. It's funny because it's not the best joke, so it made it funnier, in my opinion.

[@beanietime3959]

You go to the coolest school ong

[@a.m11558]

@@maxwell_4k916 It's not even really a proper joke which is what makes it funny

[@ackerwoman16]

Woah😂

[@mardyjane7664]

So uncomfortable to watch, yet so iconic and relatable😀👌

[@georkost]

I was waiting also for the time that the band stopped this comedic genius from unfolding his talent. When he started with the "I was paying for my lunch" and they started playing 😁

[@vivi_505]

Nick, Jamie and Matt simultaneously the second Alex said "I was paying for me lunch the other day-": Absolutely not.

[@eeffsuuuun2808]

1:40 all the jokes about Nick in basement makes me laugh everytime

[@maddie_5023]

It will never not be funny

[@charliesomething]

“How did this start?” “With the introduction” Alex, you’re doing amazing, sweetie

[@PL4Y3R_0N3]

HELP

[@bethanclark1872]

‘can you be funny as well’ ‘no’ 😭

[@cooltroop2]

Matt laughing at Alex's goofing off on stage gets me every time

[@monazurroville6652]

He seems sooo chill and confident. Like definition of confidence. Sooo relaxed. And he seems not being afraid of looking awkward and stupid I want to receive that level of consciousness and sorta wisdom😅 or stupidity, whatever

[@itssaxv2455]

yeah tbh i get what u mean😭

[@monazurroville6652]

@@itssaxv2455 😅cool

[@BriannaBanana1]

Honestly, this is probably how I look when I feel awkward and am not sure how to respond to something, so I just go with what pops into my head and hope that other people find it charming, lol.

[@AnelimMCO]

i love him and his weird humor

[@sully3943]

"invoice me for the microphone if you need to" what a fucking icon

[@a.m11558]

Alex has definitely gotten funnier and more comfortable socially as he's gotten older. I actually think him not being in the spotlight so much has helped a lot.

[@alexturnertable]

i would pay good money to see him do a comedy special

[@michellema3473]

these are actually so funny, thank you for posting all these videos and also taking the time to link all the sources!! happy new year :D

[@reiofsunshine3432]

I always watch them at school

[@lllSusan1224lll]

Oh dear god, that banjo bit killed me. This video needs and award of some sort, I swear

[@bbypom]

I LOST IT 💀💀💀💀

[@just___iz2477]

It's currently 1 a.m. I have school tomorrow But instead I'm watching Alex Turner do stand-up comedy Any regrets? HA PLEASE THE ONLY THING I'LL REGRET IS BURSTING OUT LAUGHING bc of a joke cause it's so bad or actually good during a serious situation

[@jasso.183]

A prime example of letting the intrusive thoughts win.

[@merylmeiqi]

im so tired of people saying this shit. intrusive thoughts arent silly goofy quirky. theyre shit like "what if i kill my family and sexually assault my dog"

[@onion54]

LMFAO I FELL OF MY CHAIR AT 1:02 THE NOVEL

[@whatamidoinghere9394]

0:53 he looked so proud of himself for that one LMAO

[@ziggytheduke]

the thing you did at 3:58 is nightmare material

[@adynamos]

Not the banjo 4/5 😭😭😭

[@HottestTears]

I just wanna say I literally love watching your videos so much like there’s not one vid I cannot laugh at 💀😭

[@nannabangholmberg3067]

1:02 Ahahha “Do you bum - a novel” crying😂😂

[@PL4Y3R_0N3]

1:40 THE BASEMENT- 😭

[@averagebrokenteenagegirl5350]

This is the best compilation I never knew I needed😂😭

[@leona5167]

the "take it easy for a little while" + banjo part is hilarious and has been stuck in my head for a month now. I have spent time to find this very video just to hear it again. Love your stuff really amazing

[@bloopdaddy]

0:48 not his hair perfectly cascading around his face all the time i...

[@sandraliebherr4171]

Thank you, I really needed that today :) Al and his quibs, man - love!

[@tarataramyfriend]

The book called “do you b u m” is genius 😂😂😂

[@warpspeedchic]

You can't get more Alex Turner than this, only the best clip compilation! Edit: I would also unironically buy the "Do You Bum?" Novel.

[@Orbitro.n]

THE BANJO HAD ME CRYING

[@catarinad1740]

I love your videos so much! Thank you for posting this one, I'm going to work in a better mood :) Thank youuuuuuu

[@Camp6e11]

He always looks like he's internally panicking to try and look sober.

[@cielo8723]

I love your videos, they always make me laugh!

[@lizzypandora6986]

the banjo edit had me howwwling

[@shar.janette]

I WHEEZED AT THE 4 OUT OF 5 BANJO😭😭

[@whatthefcrime]

THIS IS PERFECT, I LOVE U

[@LucaVincent]

The banjo 4 out of 5 was amazing hahah

[@gesinewittrich7322]

Haha thank you for making my day better

[@isaacbetts6035]

Chuffed this account is still going strong lmao

[@Bluer0binn]

the introduction..a classic start” GETS ME EVERYTIME 💀

[@adelevalerieva]

3:35 through 3:50 is precious! 🤣 Another gem of a video, @ghostcookie!

[@K.ldxh92]

Everytime he jokes the only thing that goes in my head is ‘there ain’t no way he isn’t drunk’

[@sebas288]

This is actually your best video

[@raihanferezha1372]

the banjo version of four out of five (3:48) 😭😭

[@Misiuduo]

💀💀

[@ashiscoolllll]

THE FACT HES ACTUALLY SERIOUS IN SOME OF THESE LMAO I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

[@skinnybitch3456]

Ahhhhh i love youuuuuuu 💜

[@xjessb]

best comedian of all time. IMAGINE we get a documentary though throughout AM's career.

[@Aruyuha]

4:23 I love this one

[@user1485loey]

this video is all amazing and i don't know how to thank you for putting the sub

[@ashamalfoyy2883]

Gosh I bloody love him. He’s so literal it’s pretty funny. Ghost cookies are iconic

[@tvgxth]

THE BANJO HAD ME WHEEZING😭😭😭

[@milahosh]

THIS IS SO GOOD AAH DAMN THIS VIDEO IS TOO HOLY

[@Joekhaliquebrown]

Alex Turner is definitely one of the comedians of all time

[@mirelinkk]

NOT THE FOUR OUT OF FIVE BANJO COVER I NEED A FULL RELEASE OF THAT NOW GOD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@oli5053]

This is great 😂

[@nataliejl]

I feel like I can live again with your new post I was like YAY GHOST COOKIES BACK

[@hehehehe6934]

these videos are giving me life

[@bhumikabhattacharya2702]

I was just watching one of your videos "dancing monkeys part 2" and then BOOM!!!! YOU POSTED ❤‍🔥✨😭

[@ghostcookie]

you have summoned me 😌

[@bhumikabhattacharya2702]

@@ghostcookie hahaha yes! I wish I could summon "Milex" too 🥺🙌

[@rasesvari]

Wowwwww I love them too and hello fellow Indian😀

[@didoan]

"i think that was deliberate" will forever be hilarious

[@matguerra333]

This is hilarious. I love Alex Turners writing and witticisicismsmsicisiscciicicsmsmsmsms

[@selcenkorkmaz]

This made my morning so much better 😄💕

[@martenjonkers8731]

you are the one person keeping arctic monkeys content alive

[@ghostcookie]

truly posting more than them these days

[@maddie_5023]

if Miles and Alex wrote a book I would definitely read it, and especially if it included what the fook goes through their heads on a daily basis.

[@superhooch]

We're living in a world where they're flipping monster trucks forwards now

[@Mattsea]

This is incredible. Best intersection of comedy, and arctic monkeys / Alex turner, 2 of my fav things😂 honestly can’t express how great this is. Nice work!

[@cmp_687]

This amazing vídeo made me realize how good of a sense of humor i have

[@barbeele2146]

this is just great

[@evangeliasid4898]

DHAWJKDA I CANT THE GOBLET ONE😭😭 WATCHING UR VIDEOS IS LITERALLY SELF CARE

[@unheathilyobsessedwalexturner]

the money i would pay to see his standup show

[@alexsghostcookie7911]

I can't explain how fckn much I loved this

[@immaturegirl]

Oh my Gosh I love him so much

[@phnompenhpeach3362]

That banjo part. I can't...​I just can't...​🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joeb2487]

"Well, there's that 15 quid we put on One Direction to win darn t'drain int it?' 😂

[@karhernandezh]

Aynooooo, me reí como no había reído en mucho tiempo. Qué genialidad es Alex Turner, muy buen vídeo!

[@rebecca0799]

Why is he actually so funny. The perfect man fr

[@bautistamolinari]

Ghost cookies no dejes de hacer videos, son mi terapia

[@viktoriaf.1191]

I literally love this man so much. He looks so badass and he def is but when he speaks it’s like my last two brain cells talking to each other and I love him so much more for that!

[@azrajoy]

3:22 ah yes i love this mechanic-chic look

[@bellatrixblack3235]

No one can make me laugh this hard I swear to god 😂😂😂

[@merriellegatlin2714]

I love how he is confused by the only child comment like he isn’t peak only child energy

[@fyrecist]

I love this channel

[@ghostcookie]

❤️❤️