#PopRoast

[@MaikoKazumi]

Quote of the year: “Mark won’t be to make it to the party because he doesn’t give a f*ck about you” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gavin3598]

I died....but it is the God awful truth! 🤣🤣🤣

[@shaebuttababy8511]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 girl I choked!!! Lol

[@Radiance230]

Kandi surrogacy seems to be the only authentic storyline. All others seem super contrived/forced.

[@Radiance230]

Tasha A we definitely agree

[@rickl7383]

Kandi's surrogacy is contrived. Kandi had a tummy tuck after Ace in preparation for the Bravo Xscape special. She thinks having babies makes her appear youthful. They're in their late 30s and 40s using technology to conceive.

[@fancydancy5965]

The clip they use of Tasha K was taken from one of the video she did about Dennis. They had to get her permission to use it.

[@jacquelinekariuki4055]

Right! They didn't film it just for the show.

[@Luvbengs1]

They got her permission she spoke about it last week that they contacted her and had to signed documents

[@jacquelinekariuki4055]

@@Luvbengs1 She also said Sincerly lied her butt off! She said things will unfold through out the show. I think she said she was going to interview somebody who knows her.🤔

[@BipolarPrincezz1000]

I can tell Chris doesn’t have on his wings 😂😂😂 where’s ur Redbull boo 🥰

[@LyddieR]

"I think Candi looks great". "That's rare." - the shade of it all! Lol! Ya'll are hilarious

[@MeaghanTamara]

The surrogate should feel honored she was chosen by Kandi. They ain’t birthing babies for free. They are making 50k per year, health insurance paid for 2 years. Some women like being pregnant. Imagine if Keke Watts was a surrogate.

[@shehound1778]

50k for a birth no 🤷🏾‍♀️ma’am.

[@jaythethinker3994]

Eva’s husband is a lawyer by profession .

[@ageofgreen99]

Thanks for that special. Hope Nene's wig is there next week... so Quad can stop wearing it.

[@kryssyd2]

Nene ain't coming until episode three so I guess Quad will have to hold it down another week. Maybe to celebrate her return to the show, her and Quad could do a celebratory burning of the wig

[@t.walker8641]

@@kryssyd2 😂😂😂😂

[@ageofgreen99]

Kryssy Howard Yes 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@c.w.1925]

When Dr. Jackie appeared on RHOA 🙄 Eva so tacky this episode! First ordering all of that free food and OLG then came to the doll party with no kid in tow eating and drinking up again, smh. 😩

[@joyadero8590]

Bravo put that whole Tasha clip in only to debunk it in a hot minute. They were like 'Thank you, next'.

[@joyadero8590]

@Nya Mccoy, very messy.

[@Nxttimefire]

Thank you! Paid her for her clips and made her look like she was blowing smoke. This is the beginning of her downfall. She is doing too much. She thinks she's the next Wendy.

[@tainabombshell8286]

ElleLueeze.B.Hustlin and I am so here for it!!!! She’s pathetic lol I’m glad they did what they did.

[@Kittylicable]

Joy Adero why y’all HATE Tasha she’s no different than TMZ and those white bloggers like Jason who cash out on the black entertainment... I say let the sis have her moment 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@shaebuttababy8511]

Actually Tasha has proof that Sincerely lies so they really didn’t debunk anything. She talked about it in her latest video but go off sis

[@bananasinpajamas7393]

Cynthia is way too thirsty.... Enough!

[@destinykhan2569]

B C She is just dumb

[@belias360]

She at least admitted it. Give her props for that 😂

[@belias360]

Wouldn't that make her the black sheep of the franchise then? People don't drag on Safaree the way they do Cynthia.

[@bananasinpajamas7393]

I can't with HER!

[@aranielleb7718]

@@thesheshed1775 rightttttt now that's justified.. Hope she reminds the audience who forgot because damn I did...

[@shawnababy26]

The purpose of the blue or lavender is to wash out the yellow..... So down south ( not sure about anywhere else) we use shimmering lights (purple or blue) on salt&pepper or gray hair.... It keeps it from looking that dingy yellow

[@tallycally]

Yaas!! Down South, we keep a cabinet full of 'Shimmering Lights' in everybody's salon!!!

[@TheVerse101]

I loved Kenya’s house 🥴

[@SheridaShenanigans]

What model has come out of her agency? What sunglasses has she sold? Oh my, two questions never cut so deep. That went down to the white meat. Kenya called Cynthia out for that poh behind wine she had. I saw a bottle that I get from Sam's Club for $9.99 and it was high up on her shelf. Buying wine in bulk at Sam's Club and jacking up the price. She and that wig need to go sit down somewhere. Kenya gave zero effs...much like her husband.

[@jenniferhenderson8957]

Y’all review was enough for me and seemed way more entertaining than the episode 😆.

[@mimib.427]

So the watch with happens live commercial came on and my 11 year old walked in and said , “ It doesn’t look like he (Andy) wants to be there” and then you and Chris skip it 😂😂😂😂 those were my sentiments exactly! And I was here for the Tasha K cameo...it’s better than giving TMZ all the credit.

[@shacarylchoates8493]

Kandi slick ass need to worry about Toddler and not Porsha. So u mean to tell me, Kandi ain’t see this girl whom she knows, in her restaurant, getting mic’d and glamorous in her restaurant?🎤 🤔

[@TheVerse101]

Shacaryl Choates Lmaoo

[@henyeboah8921]

Okay I get that but why we acting like Kandi is production. She not the one mic’ing her up.

[@shacarylchoates8493]

Henrietta Yeboah naw sis I’m saying she acting like she don’t know wtf going on is the ☕️

[@ParentalDiscretionIsAdvised]

Mama Joyce probably served her, in her restaurant!

[@KarmaMariaChinka]

Shacaryl Choates when shooting, they don’t get mic’d in front of each other and producers from a lot of bravo shows work on a lot of the same shows she was on Wags so it’s very possible for production to have her on there it’s very obvious Kandi even said she didn’t like that it was happening and everyone is not on the same call sheet that people receive when it’s time to shoot

[@shaebuttababy8511]

Tasha talked about it, they reached out and asked to use her footage. So proud of her. Can’t wait to see y’all next 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@StrngAzDiamnds]

Yeah I only like my kids and that ain't certain everyday. I don't want to be listening to babies crying in every scene rhoa

[@arleedennis791]

Yes, when I watch this at work when my own kids are around I dont need to hear anyone elses lol

[@SheridaShenanigans]

When Chris said, "He looks like an owl," it took me out.

[@sharpknifez]

ME TOO!!!!

[@trufeelinzbyme5708]

Sherida Shenanigans Me too he does😁

[@quejay3137]

They offered Shamia a peach but her husband said no because he didn’t want to be on camera.

[@ruthjuliana9222]

that's unfortunate because i think she would be amazing on the show. she should be a full-time friend on the show

[@CountessShevy]

Smart girl. Her marriage would crumble.

[@traceyreneerivera-fernande6876]

I wish she wouldve come back she was delightful no drama😳😳😳

[@kaylamedlock3798]

Tracey Renee Fernandes are you thinking of Shamari ?

[@tamcar04]

Smart man. Shamia is sooooo thirsty it would have been a mess!

[@RuReady115]

This review was more entertaining than the episode as expected

[@kimberlyharris2109]

Get your money's worth! But Nee Nee's wig has poise, substance, and relevance (more than the actual housewives)🤣😂🤣

[@jayro792]

Michael Sterling is a certified lawyer.

[@naynay8304]

Lol this is killin me! Kandi and her TODdler 🤣🤣🤣 poor Tod!

[@BimmerBabe]

i dont like the clips with TashaK. its loud, and odd and makes the show feel real WEtvish

[@TheDiddiot]

i agree the clip seemed harsh and blunt with the glamorous vibe of the show. maybe if it was presented differently it would've flowed better

[@BimmerBabe]

@@TheDiddiot they should have just shown the woman reacting the news from the blog sites. They do that all the other shows.

[@tamcar04]

@@TheDiddiot "Glamorous?!?!?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 YEAH RIGHT!

[@TheMsklg1981]

It was a very tacky moment...all for her to get it wrong...again.

[@TheDiddiot]

tamcar04 it is glamorous compared to shows like L&HH... showing wealthy women/the socialite life... or how would you describe it??

[@kimberlynatasha7]

The episode started off so sad and Housewives struggle ( Kenya’s rocky marriage, Porsha baby daddy’s absence, and Eva house-less)..... Did y’all catch how Baby Brooklyn looked at Kenya when her daddy didn’t answer the phone! ?!?? 🤣

[@sunnymarie2060]

That baby is shady🤣🤣

[@mielledowney2379]

Lol I gotta go back and watch dat

[@anonymouse692]

Y'all so handsome. Name a better lookin duo. Can't do it.

[@curliefro]

😂 😂😂 Chris having to think about Alex's "loose lips" line

[@kristhequeen]

Alex & Chris were on one tonight!!! I never laughed & keked so much..

[@MyGoodenessGracious]

Girl I was hollering 😂😂😂

[@mutedearthvirgo]

"Tasha K is the new Wendy" so accurate. Ive never even realized it until now but she basically took the wendy blueprint and now sis's tjme is almost over.......

[@ShanteeHaynes]

Lmao, is it me or is it that ever since Cordell put POORsha mama on blast about laying in his bed eating a large pepperoni 🍕 we now always see her associated with food somehow?!? Lmaooooo

[@TabithaSpeaksTVandLocs]

They took those clips from the very popular youtuber's vlog. You know she was grinning from ear to ear.

[@belias360]

Everyone had babies because they couldn't create a storyline for themselves any other way. And that scene at the restaurant was fake and staged. Also, Porsha's mom needs to stop taking wig lessons from Lyrica's mom. They look damn near alike. 🙄😔😑

[@charmainej888]

belias360 Glad I’m not the only one thinking the same thing especially about them messy lioness wigs.

[@Shaynelson89]

She also has Lyrica G's neck 👀

[@Nxttimefire]

Wait I just got it. They are wearing the colors of a peach. Kenya, Nene and Cynthia are the skin, Kandi and Porsha are the fuzz and Eva is the pit. That's why Eva has that color dress and lip cuz the pit has that plum colored tone with the brown. How clever!

[@NerdyPanDaDaDa]

Right! I noticed they were peach tones. But I never correlated Eva with the pit! I like her dress individually, but it does still throw it off a bit as a group.

[@breans1]

their faces @20:14 has me on the floor!😂😂😂😂😂 I cried laughing!

[@flyycurls]

I've seen Eva's husband on Court TV giving commentary...So, he's doing something... Not sure what else he does.

[@samanthadarlene1140]

flyyCurls I think he is attorney something like that

[@blackbox1911]

hes an attorney

[@aranielleb7718]

Lawyer and politician

[@samanthadarlene1140]

Aranielle Benny yes He tried to run for mayor in Atlanta one time

[@sunfire5790]

Todd looks like somebody from the 1800s

[@BizzzyBee]

😭🤦🏾‍♀️

[@Nxttimefire]

😂🤣You know you're going to jail right?

[@j.dillonthescene]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Boobye23]

Tasha k actually made a video when the story first broke and they asked for her permission to use part of the video.

[@kimberlyj.7177]

Eva’s husband is a corporate attorney, I believe. Cynthia opening The Bailey Room and the wine bar were smart moves because nobody was checking for her bag line or the sunglasses. Maybe she should sell the bags & shades in the bar? 🤷🏽‍♀️ Porsha barely knew Dennis before getting pregnant by him. She really didn’t know that man. His cheating should surprise no one. Sincerely (is that her real name?) may not know Dennis, but there are some ladies that surely do know him. This first episode was a good introduction to the season. Hilarious review as always guys!

[@paige4128]

Poor Chris. He’s always tired like me, thus I suck down Red Bull like water just to get through life. Chris, get your thyroid checked. I just found out mines is slightly low, thus the fatigue. I know the struggle. You still giving it, though, but I can tell you’re a lil tired. Poor baby... Listen to Auntie Erica Paige and get your thyroid checked, love.

[@ms.theresa5006]

Cynthia Bailey net worth is 500 thousand. Mike is in the millions. Yeah she thirsty.

[@jayro792]

“They’re giving us nothing” What do u guys expect? Them to be bopping each other 5 mins into the first episode?? Its RHOA not LHH or BW or BGC

[@belias360]

@Cassi 42 Right? Alex stays wanting to see a skirmish 😁

[@jayro792]

@belias360 and a bop 😂

[@jayro792]

@Cassi 42 Ratchet with a capital R 4 real

[@jayro792]

@venus clarke 😂😂

[@arleedennis791]

@@thesheshed1775 lol I'm here for it. Haven't watched the show in years. And tbh 30-40 something year olds starting families etc isnt entertaining to me at all. Im 26 my kids are 3 and 7 lol so im just past that stage. I get the boredom.

[@kenyetta..]

Toddler.... Todd LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dulamen7798]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@j.dillonthescene]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JanAquaSun]

I love y'all reviews. I look forward to them!! I think I like this season because im in my early 30s with two little ones and its nice to see the ladies with all these cute babies and dealing with life. We'll see how the season continues of course but I have hope 😂😂

[@HappyWorkinMom]

I have NO INTENTIONS of watching any episodes of RHOA...this is giving me everything I NEED!!!

[@naynay8304]

$5 wine for $50!! 😩🤣🤣 I cannttt! Lol lol

[@trinarenae7735]

Eva's husband is a lawyer.

[@mzonassisdamayorzgurl5921]

Todd is a trucker now and doesn’t look a day over 53 😂😂😂😂😂❤️ALEX

[@kswan6366]

"That's a blow pop!" I'm mad that im old enough to know that reference. 😂

[@candicenicole1219]

Nene was hibernating this episode you know moose need rest! This gave everything you called it nene no call no show to the premiere!! Todd gave Santa Claus realness *in my nene voice* where was his sleigh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Y’all have been curing my depression with the reads!!!! ❤️❤️

[@paige4128]

Hologram baby????!!!😂😂😂😂😂🚑☠️⚰️

[@deborahbruce1277]

I live for the reviews cause I dont watch the show. Thanks a bunch guys😍😍

[@mayastill258]

Skinya😂😂😂 and the kandi stills 👏👏👏 Brava. You guys made this episode

[@Hustlasownineverythang]

THE BARLEY AGENCY🤣

[@TheMsklg1981]

That’s a very good thought! They’re making it seem like Nene is alluding to Cyn talking badly in the streets abt HER but it cld sure well be Kenya that she was talking abt when Kandi says ‘someone has audio or something you you dogging her out’ or something to that effect. *But yeah this was hands down better than the actual episode 😂😭😭😭

[@hifelisha6299]

Thanks for the quick review guys!! ❤️❤️

[@natoshataylor544]

I guarantee Cynthia is the unexpected 🐍!

[@Redstatehell1]

I love the way Alex says “rental”

[@micheline8190]

Did y’all see how Kenya dunked her baby in that soapy water? WTH ?? Who does that ? Then she passed the baby off like, “ here hold this!” 🍼 I am 👀💀 Yup, y’all right, she got a halo gram baby🙃 smdh

[@jamesprovost2602]

Tasha K making an appearance lmfao 👌🏾😅🤣💖😎✨

[@anonymouse692]

Spaghetti taco! That's from a Nickelodeon show, iCarly.

[@layla2027]

Wow! Thank you for the recap! Now I don’t have to watch the show because it sounds as boring as watching hair grow! As always, the commentary is hilarious & interesting! 🤣🤣🤣

[@SummerBaby731]

DAAAMMMMMNNN! I forgot all about Shamari. I even had to think “who is that” after you mentioned her name 😳

[@sukisuki8855]

The guy who held Kenya baby was a gay man and seemed very respectful and nice and that’s why Kenya was shook and bothered because Her Hussie Husband would find joy in seeing his beautiful baby with a man he could live his true life and leave Kenya in the ditch 😄✌🏿❤️

[@624LC]

"The Bailey (insert the failure)"

[@silverslipper149]

Lori C CELEBRITY LIFE

[@belias360]

☂️☂️☂️

[@t.walker8641]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@librasoul1705]

This blond wig, I can't! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@IstandwithVPKAMALA]

Ya”ll so crazy!! The madness, the madness!! Kenya’s lil Baby i mean, her hologram. Is too cute!!. Kenya was dead as wrong to call her FRIEND thirsty. She sounded like hater!!! I’m relieved we didn’t see the Moose or flat nosed Marhoe!! I just loved lil Brookie Cookie!!.

[@tonihenry6714]

NeNe in 5...4...3...2... “I’m not suspended chile”

[@darcmavis9405]

Ok so I'm getting ready for work listening to you rolling a morning one and here you go calling this woman Skinya!🤣😯you made me spill my weed Alex!

[@theresapickett2178]

😂😂😂😭😭😳

[@jamifranks6502]

Pass that Dutch

[@BimmerBabe]

i hope they dont make these babies the main thing. they cute and all but i dont wanna see them babies and all the whining all season. Cynthia snatched that wig had me laughing so hard . shes a mess

[@Lotsofnickles]

"Kenya's 'prop' line killed me. I'm fucking dead, you guys. I died.

[@JJerseyGirl]

Spaghetti tacos is something off one of those Nickelodeon tv shows.

[@cancan363]

JJerseyGirl It’s iCarly!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@paige4128]

Alex’s mouth when Chris was delayed in his delivery..😂😂🤣🤣 The bar would’ve been in my purse ala a flask of vodka just to deal with all of those kids. Lawd!!!

[@MsRachel-Smith]

Todd head was looking huge

[@terencehurd8659]

A dollar store doll, a discarded Bratz doll, and Bullwinkle plush from the carnival

[@goddessgodivah]

You guys have to do this every episode!! 🔥🔥🔥I love it! And I don’t know if I missed it Alex but you have to do an Allegedly Show & address Ol Girl vs Wendy😂😂😂

[@NSBProductions1]

Hey Alex, what's up with Chris in this segment. is he feeling a little nice, nice or is he just tired?? Just asking either way I ain't mad. lol

[@ms.theresa5006]

Skenya ?.Is this how we're spelling this... Lol

[@andralopez4898]

Porsha’s mum Miss Diane gives me LHHHollywood Lyrica G vibes..both always trying to clean up the mess of their senseless daughters..(INSERT...TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH Bop)

[@t.walker8641]

I agree

[@nicholepierce948]

Yass!! Alex replay the "drag"! Love it. Porsha dragged her out that reunion! Love your show!!♥️

[@HappyWorkinMom]

Not the ‘ditch that Kenya lives in’!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Talkthattawk]

i cant wait to see if chris on the m2m recap bc it was 200 kids at that party lmaooooo

[@kimistri]

Lol that dayum wig! I don't think anyone wants to claim it! 😄

[@catt88]

Wheew Chile!! Chris was like a Lil Baby Alex this episode. Did he not have his Red Bull? Can’t have both of you being the same snarky lil “Mean Boy”.

[@aujechu1411]

I was surprised they didn’t play Walter flash back clips when Kenya told Cynthia to calm down lol

[@mariyahmercier]

I was more shocked Tasha K popping up‼️

[@jacquelinekariuki4055]

Bravo did play Walter's flashback. They showed him at NeNe and Greg's wedding. Kenya was upset and NeNe said she could invite anybody she wanted to her event.

[@aujechu1411]

Jacqueline Kariuki yeah but that wasn’t the same scene. I expected a full on Kenya pressuring Walter flash back as soon as she tried to place Cynthia and tell her to calm down lol

[@bebetucker1]

Alex u are too much lol, " I think Kandi has a product for loose lips" 😂😂🤣🤣🤣. SKINYA MOORE 😃😃😂🤣

[@TheGDINNJ]

I nodded at the screen when you said can you see Kenya being petty because of Phaedra

[@taijohnson9139]

Kandi gives me a Dollar store Barbie teas wit plastic hair and cheap fashions

[@mzonassisdamayorzgurl5921]

All circuits are busy happens often depending on where you’re calling and where you are cell phone service is not guaranteed inside

[@JustJohnda]

When u said Eva should have thrown in one of Kandi's babies, I almost died.

[@RuReady115]

Hologram baby 😂😂🤣

[@OhHeyOlive1]

The reaction to seeing Cynthia in that wedding dress 😂😂😂 im done!!!

[@arieschild6883]

Guys this is the first episode let them set up the foundation for future messiness y’all get bored 😐 so fast 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and Tasha K on the show as a source of credible Tea? Imma keep quiet on that one.

[@tivertonlove850]

They are all having kids - and girls at that (hats off to the Queen Pimp in charge) Andy Andeesa Cohan, securing the bag the Kris Kardashian way

[@ms.theresa5006]

We've seen several dead people on Power. They can't get Mark to show up once.. twice.. every now and then? He could just show up and start a fight . Then he'd have a reason to leave again

[@j.dillonthescene]

I swear it seemed like the people's choice awards happen twice in one year or I must be hitting the bottle too hard 😎🤣🥃

[@leeshevlin3663]

💙💙popRoast!!!!!!!

[@audashamaarie665]

Spaghetti tacos are supposed to be hard shell but it’s a “recipe” from a popular show from Nickelodeon and the older brother was weird quirky and artsy and he made stuff like that

[@deenice2253]

I cried the entire time!!!🤣🤣🤣💃🏽🖤