ACCIDENTALLY RECORDED SECRET CONVERSATIONS...

[@ryanhunter9323]

The song playing in the car is called, "Feel It Still" by 'Portugal. The Man'

[@annahubenova778]

Oh my god that feels luke a Zoella vlog it's so long

[@hanna-p6i6t]

alfie's long vlog is the best treat i can get after a long day at work😻

[@katydaly1881]

Hey Alfie and Zoe to get the sick out of the sofa mix two tablespoons of baking soda and some lemon juice and then put it on the sofa btw love your video and I hope this helps ❤️

[@abidermody9232]

Loved this vlog, had me laughing hysterically and I can not stop singing the mr. Postman song and I now really want a macdonalds, how's everyone's day going, hope it going well!! Remember to keep smiling:))))

[@belissa5123]

It's all been about pb merch these past few days 😂😂 love it

[@tasnimkhan1624]

aahhh 30 mins of alfie vlogs!! yesss lucky sunday

[@leesinclair22]

Omg I love the longer vlogs, keep up the good work

[@Goated68]

Lol at zoe "wasps carcases" 😆

[@andreagavino8364]

31 MINUTES AND 10 SECONDS OF GREATNESS!!

[@caitscott2209]

Zoe: "I STEPPED IN POO! " Alfie: "wha?" Zoe: I STEPPED IN POO!" Alfie: "Ha!" Zoe thinks "thanks for helping" 🙄😂

[@tabarek6668]

There is something in asda that has a stain remover for dog sick

[@megsrini5013]

Guest who are over like Zoë 😂😂😂

[@elliembh1726]

When you went to give Zoe a massage and sat on her she looked so squashed! Bless her!

[@laurenelton3646]

I love these long vlogssss💙💙

[@caitlinhillary761]

my friend said carpet cleaner

[@maddyholden1274]

I could not stop laughing when Alfie was walking in the rain

[@rachelx2011]

The murch idea is a really good idea

[@louisemannering6138]

Thanks Alfie for the longer vlog, it's a nice change, much appreciated

[@summergriffiths5998]

You and Zoe are the cutest couple ever your sooooo cute ❤️ love you both

[@taylor1353]

Yasssss a 30 minute vlog

[@munirakudrati17]

Hi Alfie!! I just want to say that I Love You & Zoë ❤

[@lexiafilms]

such a nice long vlog i LOOOVED it

[@elliecarmichael4965]

Zoe needs to improve her catching 😂❤

[@whysarah6487]

This should be a everyday thing

[@luciaardanaz7397]

A LONG VLOG! IM IN HEAVEN RN

[@bekaj9194]

You've got some crazy ideas 😂😂😂😂

[@sirenserenades]

who else has this HEYEYEYEY MISTER POSTMAN song stuck on their brain?!?! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@ln22222]

These vlogs are a part of my evening routine! Love them :)

[@pearlescentlune]

You guys are so amazing!! You help me through a really rough time right now!! Your a blessing!! Xxxx I love you!! Xxxxx ❤️👍🏻

[@anniecoleman5501]

Loving the videos lately 👌🏻❤️

[@nevegallagher1266]

Courgette 🙃

[@sirenserenades]

i enjoy your daily vlogs :)

[@gracehi6276]

You need a mercy cannon as an upgrade just in case the sling shot brakes lol😂😂😂

[@maryam-ub1wk]

His such an inspiration I just can't

[@emilyhallsworth8446]

Does anyone know where Zoë's necklace is from??? X😊

[@kiahscollie8951]

I live in the UK and it was the same as that but I'm in Orkney

[@zking3485]

Luv u guys! U guys always make my day!😚

[@justinetinio]

loved alfie's expression at 4:14 😆

[@Vandiiis]

Watcing he vlogs makes me sooooo happyy!! omg

[@samsnotsosecretlife6589]

Omg! Zoe is so brave filming with angry wasps around 😂 Also, you should get a merch gun. That would be so much fun

[@jessicaeaton8726]

I just watched an old video of you both from before you got together and Alfie said "We're not in a relationship, We're not together, we wouldn't be cute together" ... but oh my god! He was wrong! You two are so adorable together. Actual #RelationshipGoals! But anyway, I'd honestly love to won one of the PB Merch t-shirts and I'd wear it with pride

[@ellakent6726]

I love your videos so much and I would love a shirt so much and put baking powder on that stain thing xx❤️❤️

[@nikkitate7916]

that merch slingshot is awesome Alfie, looks like so much fun!

[@Robynallsop]

Mix a small amount of dish soap and water in a bucket, and mix it until it becomes sudsy. Soak a cloth in the sudsy water and apply it gently to the stain. Use the sudsy cloth to blot the stain until it disappears. It is important for the velvet fabric to dry quickly.

[@tiffanie306]

would love some pb merch. you guys are great. 😁

[@authorari8212]

Yaaass! A 31 MINUTE VLOG!!!! 😁

[@saarahpl]

I have always wanted PBmerch if I got anything from it I would screeaaaammmmmm

[@tabbyasharley1722]

Hi Alfie, I love your videos so much, you have given me the inspiration to daily Vlog on my KZbin channel and I would like to thank you for that. Much love Alfie ❤️❤️

[@millieroberts309]

I love u Alfie and Zoe you make me so happy😍😍😂😂💖👑🌸

[@matildaludford2167]

What us that song called

[@yamilegarcia6990]

Who loves Zoe's makeup tutorials

[@AnnBajou]

Dammit you two!!! Now I am obsessed with this song AND can't stop singing Mr. Postman lyrics over the original refrain... Dammit. :D

[@rb3ll9x82]

It was like waves

[@user-kg8is5wi9w]

Why do people crouch in the rain like it's gonna stop at a lower height

[@SaloYD]

Loveeeeeeeeed this

[@XY-kz1fn]

I'd love to have a PB shirt😍

[@MammaBear.]

Use a damp cloth. When dry, brush it gently. You can also try using a few drops of dish washing liquid in a cup of tepid water, again, brushing the velvet once dry. Good luck! :)

[@chelseaghost.3561]

Love your crazy ideas .the merch slingshot, it sounds so sick 😂❤️💙

[@Lt..06]

Hi Alfie and zoe I love watch both you videos and I hope to see u on day

[@nlokotaeva]

what's name of that songgg??

[@slimelondon1699]

Love your blogs there amazing

[@12user45]

I know it might sound weird but try a carpet cleaner, by the way I love your videos :)

[@inesmaldonado1571]

i really want the merch!!!!❤️❤️

[@catiekoelmeyer6520]

In Australia summer is known as the wet season because it generally rains in the afternoon

[@lisarose1490]

Love the catapult idea! Always watch your videos 😌

[@maevemcdonnell7993]

OMG MY PARENTS LOVE THAT SONG LOL

[@chloemcginnes3284]

i think your idea is amazing!!!!

[@erinhawkins8277]

Notifications are on and I love you vlogs so much!!! Xxx

[@kelseymumford2481]

Alfie is too much! Hahahha! Love him!

[@gracewigham2952]

Love your and Zoe's vlogs sooo much

[@jessiehadley3495]

Love the new give away Idea only been watching for a year but by far my favourite youtuber xxxx

[@paigebilson1678]

Hey Alfie ❤️i love the idea of the merch slingshot and I would love a grey hoodie 🌹xx

[@chloegriffith7996]

Im coming to ur book signing on Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@marthasennett2628]

Love you Alfie and Zoe ♥️♥️❤️❤️

[@hollywatson8679]

I love u Alfie and Zoe u are my role models and I look up to u guys I love u 😜😂😘😜❤️😊

[@skyblakey4688]

I love the idea of the slingshot it's crazy but I like it ! I would like to say that you Zoe and all the other youtubers are amazing at what you do and your such an inspiration to all the people out there trying to start a KZbin channel ☺️ I love you both so much and I would love a piece of pb merch ❤️

[@jadj4883]

Alfie Miracles is an amazing song.

[@sprekwreck5235]

Yes 31 minute vlog!!

[@Calzee]

Hey Alfie I have subscribed to all your channels and notifications are turned on! I love your videos, thanks! 😀

[@avaharrison8695]

Zoe: yes Alfie my wasp hero 😂😂😘

[@L123-j2h]

If it doesnt come off, i know someone who has a machine to clean carpets and upholstery ❤

[@linebrucz6239]

I looooove your vlogs alfie!

[@edenlouise3155]

YOu need to use Soda water, a brand new bottle and let the bubbles bubble up for a minute and then dab it gently.

[@jordyn.3451]

Ur soo awsome I love u ur one of my fave youtubers

[@matilderamos4490]

Yass Zoe!!! Get one!!!

[@tasiegill2969]

I'd love to have the tshirt, also laughed my ass off when Zoe stepped in s**t 😂😂😂

[@yamilegarcia6990]

I love long vlogs

[@abbiefletcher2320]

This is a great idea 💞💞

[@gexrgiamay3045]

i legit noticed ur camera doing that and i was filming it to show my mate aha and then zoe noticed ahahahaha xxxxxxxx

[@emmameehan8593]

The sling shot sounds so cool and funny 😂

[@mikaylarose3888]

I love Zoe's outfit❤️

[@chloenicolepayn6078]

That would be really good 😂😊♥️

[@natalietidder1630]

🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋for the merch out the sling shot, i'm going to see you in cardiff tomorrow!! X

[@tiapower613]

Use baking soda and lemon juice and put it on the sofa leave it for an hour and hoover it . It might take a while to dry btw always watch u and Zoe you're the best

[@yamilegarcia6990]

Hope Zoe vlogs more

[@jodiejoyjohnson]

I love your video I have watch all off your video

[@isobelnoble9392]

How to get the vomit of ur sofa Leather or Suede Follow these steps to remove vomit stains from leather or suede: Gently scrape to remove solids. Mix a solution of mild soap in lukewarm water. Swish to create a great volume of suds. Apply only the foam with a sponge. Rinse well with a clean damp cloth and wipe dry. For leather only, condition with Tannery Vintage Leather Cleaner & Conditioner or Fiebing's Saddle Soap.

[@jamescoop7354]

Great video 👌

[@charleyfox3585]

I love zalfie so much