The Complete Guide to being a Boat Captain ! (Chit Show)

[@loucollazo4931]

". . . they're going to use him as a ramp" made me spit my coffee out

[@pete6724]

I think everyone should have a course to operate any boat like a driving test for cars so they know how to operate a boat.

[@larrycarr6545]

They don’t a freakin clue about boats. It’s like giving a 3 year old the keys to a race car. No knot knowledge, no brains and too much money! There should be a law against these dip stick drivers.

[@andrewlong6825]

In some states, you have to.

[@johnvalentino1698]

Alfred I think there needs to be tighter restrictions on boating! I’d say 60 % of those maniacs should not be allowed to even play with boats in a bathtub !

[@largol33t1]

There have been proposals to license boaters but the idea gets struck down in office every time. It doesn't bother me as most of these "credit card captains" probably don't even know what a trim tab is or which side is port and starboard...

[@Ray56z]

Don't worry, all these free money and rent moratorium boaters will eventually get tired of working so hard to have fun, these boats will be on the market at decent prices.

[@dmacarthur5356]

@@largol33t1 Credit Card Captains! lol, stealing that one

[@wlombardo31]

If there were restrictions than there would be no chit show.. as long as they are insured kickback and be entertained. Most expensive live show you can watch with out spending your own money...

[@phoenixmistertwo8815]

Imagine being a good and smart boater waiting on all these dummies to practice at a public dock and screw other peoples lives up due to their own inability to learn the basics of backing up with a trailor or stabilizing the boat in prep for loading. As entertaining as it is to watch in the comfort of my home, in reality they mess things up for all the locals much like spring breakers do when they come into town for a weekend party and trash the area with debauchery and crime.

[@otway00]

Use to run a marinna years ago. Most dangerous thing I heard on a daily basis was people telling me that they had been sailing all their life

[@rowanwhitewolf5712]

Absolutely the BEST CHIT SHOW on You Tube!!! Rock on Alfred, we love ya bro!!!!!

[@pauljoseph8338]

Alfred is a national treasure. Cuba’s loss, America’s gain. We love you, Alfred!!!

[@paddlestandingup]

one of the very channels on KZbin.

[@mikerob2134]

Opinions vary…

[@theangrybass3389]

“Wait for it” … 😂 Alfred, I want a T Shirt that says that

[@davemetz7368]

I'd love to have one. Alfred should Trademark the phrase !!

[@marksiegfried2757]

I love all of the people just sitting on the bank in the grass...chairs, coolers, hanging out and just watching shit go down! That would be me...freakin' awesome!! LMAO

[@MarkH10]

That guy in the pink shirt. That's Donald, the local legend. A comedic genius. He wears neon just to show off and perform while landing. Makes his day.

[@CaptTetanus]

I gagged when that Bayliner Trophy ripped across those poor dude’s outboard motors. This should be in the description that this is how not to be a captain! Thank you for the morning material bud!

[@benbradley5923]

Blows my mind! Busting up these high dollar boats!

[@archieberger8696]

Who's driving the boats, Stevie Wonder?

[@timdowney6721]

Yep. Ray Charles is the on-duty lookout.

[@revelationakagoldeneagle8045]

President? Wait For It ☺️😂 Great clips...

[@georgegiannojas5651]

senior citizen special, today.

[@keithmoran2588]

How could you not love this guy he's great😂😆🤣💯😎🙌💙

[@ernestjean7483]

King! Always makes my day! Thank you.

[@Arian0027]

Omg. Pink shirt 👚 I’ve never laughed so hard in my life 🤣🤣🤣

[@barowt]

My Mom used to dress me in pink button up shirts in Kindergarten, First, and Second grade... Nothing wrong with it, just back in my day, I got "bullied" over it..

[@nickzlb77]

The guy in the bayliner definitely one of the more impressive ones

[@giancarlomoscetti215]

seriously one of THE best episodes ever!

[@davidhumphries9182]

great job bring back some of theses videos what a blast seeing this drinking coffee and watching this on a Sunday is fun

[@waltertx.6020]

Alfred, that was a real CHIT SHOW today my friend... Several of those people had a loosey-goosey throttle! Haha that was a fun one. Great job Alfred! 👍👏👏✌️

[@turnbank3492]

Never a dull moment hear. Thank you for the show

[@davidford8122]

I've subscribed! I haven't laughed so hard for a long time. I'm no expert at the dock but FFS these are good.

[@tauvikrajawalichanel9133]

Wow...... Nice Vidio 👌👌

[@american_citizen9169]

Alfred, omg dude, I laughed so hard on this one.. good stuff, man!

[@l-train2098]

I love this show, I’ve never seen so many inexperienced boat owners. Hair pin throttling. Love your commentary, love the locals you feature with all their awesomeness. I was in an crazy car accident and this show got me through the bad times. Aloha from Hawaii. Lol🤙🏾

[@ericneumann8509]

It's kind of like the Best of; O no, Anything but this!

[@judyrutkowski5315]

Alfred I love your videos at the boat dock, they are hilarious. Thanks for the laughs.

[@christopherjohnson1895]

Thank you for the amazing content !! I have 22 years experience as a commercial Merchant Mariner so for me it’s so hard to watch but I can’t stop. Thanks for the great work !

[@bonniejosavland3227]

It’s had not to look at car wrecks too😳😂

[@stevelaffan7307]

That was crazy, the first clip.

[@lionelterrebonne8635]

Talk about More Money than Sense Unbelievable, keep bringing us them videos tks

[@phil7202]

Alfred great stuff, but I have to say it's amazing how many people don't know how to handle a boat, WAAAAIT FOR IT!!!!

[@elcajondavid1]

I think people get impatient and then it leads to panic.

[@TundraTalk76]

We all have OH CRAP moments in boating, but I simply recalibrate my approach and restart if needed. 99% of the time non issues at all

[@Dakota-dh3dr]

My favorite is when people put in neutral and still try to turn or blow out reverse instantly

[@TundraTalk76]

Haha,I see that every season 😎

[@largol33t1]

3:54 - and I wonder if the two guys in the black Cobalt simply enjoyed getting dunked over and over. They got sloshed and didn't leave the deck area! Then got sloshed again! 😂

[@jimjack162]

I've helped many boaters launched & docking ..love the chit show... Wait for it 👍

[@709badwolf]

fun n lively video! 😁😅😂🤣👍

[@PetClipdog]

Alfred it was the BEST VIDEO I see. It was GOOD You make a Collection of the best moments!!!

[@EveryoneIsFightingSomeBattle]

It does my heart good to see that you included a clip of the one.....the only.....Captain Eli

[@lennewallace2596]

Such precious moments

[@dalwilson4511]

Freeking funny bro! Wow

[@anthonydecesare2054]

Fredricco is like ……….hmmmm……..lunch is served!

[@waltertx.6020]

🐊 Fred: "where's lunch!" 😋😂🤣

[@keithscudder7136]

You brought up a good question, what sex is Fred ? Is it Frederica by chance ?

[@monalisasmiles3105]

oh lawdyyy... u make me laugh so much.. while i never want any harm r injuries 2 the ppl involved i think ur vids r so entertainin'... ifn i keep watchin' 'em i'm afraid i'm gonna have 2 start wearin' a catheter ...mercy so much laughter.. i dunno ifn i git a bigger kick outa wuts happenin' in the camera r ur commentary.. u crack me up 🤣... stay safe & healthy... take care... ♪♫♪

[@sylviaisgod6947]

Wtf? Is that English?

[@lemaher]

Oh my gosh Alfred!!! I'm so glad I watched a few videos because now I get it Bro! Living in Michigan, I'm not sure I'll ever make it to the Chit Show but I want too!! For those saying he likes the sound of his own voice... ABSOLUTELY HE DOES!! Thats the point! WAIT FOR IT!! LONG LIVE THE CHIT SHOW!!

[@frednaesse2261]

Great compilation

[@IbrahimHyderiGoth]

love that kind of video thanks for sharing

[@capt_perez]

Yes one of the best videos yet 😂😂😂😂

[@gregorysrock2321]

WEEEEEELLLCOOOMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE TO THE CHIT SHOOOOWWWWWWW!

[@ngml320]

Chit show out of control.

[@rexxx927]

throttle jockey's are out today this is one of your best Alfred!

[@kamlog]

Thanks Alfred. The jerk of the year competition made my day.

[@michaelconklin4533]

Spectators come out for the lawn seats. So funny.

[@keithscudder7136]

That's called "The chit show live" :)

[@f5debris]

Awesome job Alfred.

[@virginiainla8085]

Looove Blackpoint! Thanks, Alfred!

[@Polux721]

People on the grass watching the "Chit show" best entertainment around LOL keep it up...acere!!

[@saveitdamnit]

This one qualifies for an all-time classic

[@jebster8108]

Didn't we see that crazy dude already?

[@kfg2300]

Absolutely funny! Thank you for the great content my bro - Kia ora from New Zealand.

[@lyndonpascal564]

This is so funny bro can't stop laughing 🤣🤣😅🤣🤣😅

[@robertschmidtrcmodelboats6483]

Another awesome video. Keep them coming. Make a video of super yachts at Bahia Mar or Pier 66.

[@mikeyd.234]

Oldies but goodies! The KING OF HAULOVER, the BRONCO BUSTIN’ GURU - ALFRED MONTANER does it again! Amazingness! 👍🏼

[@rona-husky9019]

Bro that was a whole pile of chit bunched together , amazing 👍👍😎😎

[@andrewedwards477]

Looks like you are having a great time Alfred Montaner lol. Keep the videos coming

[@JohnDoe-eq6ps]

amazing compilation

[@happytobalive3721]

One of the best on KZbin!

[@johnwayne6501]

greetings from Oregon. We'll be Floridian soon and I better take a weekend watching this sideshow and learn the do's and the don't's. I plan on buying a boat myself in a few yrs and I sure don't want to make those mistakes.

[@keithscudder7136]

Go on You Tube and they have all the videos you need for free, for Docking, for launching solo, just ask away in that box that you tube provides.

[@jaywilliams8327]

We don’t want you here stay in oregon please

[@harrineher1545]

I don't know how people own boats and drive them. I have seen it all too. one man Forgot to untie the boat from the trailer was my favourite. Driving around with the boat in the lake and a trailer underneath of it.

[@rexlion4510]

Great camera stabilization, whatever you're using it was working in that chop!

[@happycampers3123]

HELLO FROM JAY MAINE!! IT'S 26°HERE AND ENJOY THIS PARK BENCH THAT YOU SHOW US ON THE CHIT SHOW!! THANK YOU ALFRED,!!

[@laineboyd1249]

Welcome to the Chit Show 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣The Homboys in the water 😂😂😂😂😂

[@oldshovelhead]

Great show Alfred! They call them the "Bagliner" for a reason 🤣(Bayliner). Bagliner starts out the Chit Show with a Hatrick, A Tri-Fecta, not one, not two, but THREE insurance claims! OOOO I Love it!! Thanks for all you do Bro -- best Chit Show ever!!

[@keithscudder7136]

And he tried to place the Gayliner on another person's trailer. :)

[@jasonpowell6824]

Let's go alfred! Great stuff buddy

[@Curt_T]

Thanks Alfred

[@l33roygunz]

Thank you , Sir

[@EXPIOWA]

Pink shirt guy is a gladiator. 😆

[@KSTsonic]

Great comp Alfred.. Had me rolling😂

[@thomasfraioli5797]

Alfred today was so funny I could not stop laughing

[@AlfredMontaner]

I hope you became a Captain

[@erikdiazramon6547]

Candelaaa!!!.Marineros somos y en la mar andamos🤣🤣🤣.Azúcarrr.

[@stanpen4127]

Guy in pink shirt trying to either get in get out or take a swim to meet the crock! LMAO

[@clintbrothers2975]

I subscribed this stuff is gold

[@hectormartinez129]

Great video Alfred 👍

[@jimmypayne178]

Greatest show on earth

[@donavoneuton9643]

Shout to the view up front doing 35 knots, that was cool.

[@FFSkippy]

Love it Alfred

[@kazee502]

very very strong start to the chit show in this video

[@danielsoutdoors]

Best content! So funny

[@dtaposse8858]

Great job luv ur vids love the one where dude spent 30 min to launch his boat and gave up lol

[@tonychavez2083]

this should be a "greatest hits chit show" i missed this one 5 months ago....

[@markmorgan5892]

I think that was the best video yet big man of all the highlights!!! U didn’t have the Robalo in there though lol!! And bro that flat cat at the end was eating that water up!! I can’t believe how well it was riding in that sea state. What were those 2-3’s? Keep up the awesome work though brother and I hope u and ur family have a Merry Christmas!!!!

[@UrbanFisherman]

Awesome job bro 👍🏾

[@scottjohnson1364]

Can't stop lol . welcome to the chit show 😆😆

[@timothybarrett1549]

I love your show I am from VT great show.

[@P.Rack25]

Your vids ROCK!!! Do the courts use your videos to resolve damage claims?

[@johnk3606]

That kid fell in the water trying to get onto the dock and then his sister throws salt into the wound by stepping onto the dock and tying the boat up like a boss. Hahahaha

[@keithscudder7136]

That's what sisters take pleasure in ! :)

[@nickp5356]

Love how the operators try to play it off while looking around in disbelief like "nobody saw that right?" "My finger slipped."

[@stanpen4127]

Hi Al, Some of your awesome videos just shows " YOU CANT FIX STUPID" boaters

[@muddymaker3721]

Alfred, you must have been an amazing sports commentator in a past life hahahaha

[@tonyjessen8204]

Thanks Alfred hope you and your family have a Merry Christmas now gggeeeeettttt ooooffffff mmmmmyyyyy llaaawwwwnnnnnn

[@waltertx.6020]

😂🤣🤣

[@Sortna]

I expected something else with that title. I was not disappointed.

[@UnmaskingTheMachine]

This is why you're special 🤣

[@1FishinAddict]

Pink shirt guy at 9:00 was sacrificing himself for the greater good lol 😂

[@collinmc90]

holy shit man. Boat launches are amazing. I'll never forget being a kid and watching all the drunk adults fighting at the boat ramp lmao. Glad to see things are still the same. Do people just buy a boat and never learn how to drive it? It's actually really simple, just a few simple tricks to know and rules to follow and you will be fine.

[@airlesscanvas2887]

I don't see it too much mainly because my family goes to the ramp before the initial rush at around 10am

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

People LOVE doing things the hard way.

[@douglasstreet7304]

I ADORE these boaters. "I have money, I'm a boat captain"

[@cameronhoover7561]

You definitely called it at the boat at 7:30 🤣🤣