ALF's Best One-Liners!

[@tobyfitzpatrick3914]

"I thought I owed one of those guys money"

[@ArttuTheCat]

Willy: "I'm just trying to tell you, there's more than one way to skin a cat." ALF: "You've been reading my recipe book." 😹😹😹😹😹

[@lakitaperkins8669]

I thought that was hilarious.. especially when Alf said do you think of me as your Son😂

[@mayjon9362]

Q\se \1tadi

[@kptrzk9398]

Hahhhhhhh

[@jborden18]

I forgot just how much I 💝 this show!!

[@matthewbaduria]

This is a great show.

[@solanoscrossoverproduction3930]

Alf: "Willy, it was an accident." Willy: "An accident? An Accident? You almost killed me and you say IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!?! Alf: "Alright let's call it a mistake."

[@njlooksee]

Stupid looking hat….. lol has to be one of my favorites.

[@Rosalba3440]

Alf: justice never rests? Kate: what if I give justice a cookie? Alf: justice will think about it…… ❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@colmdurkin7915]

Alf, o yea , ever had, a talking doll, ripped out your voice box, 🤣🤣🤣

[@brigittedionnesmile]

(2:43 )Willy seems to have the flu ,i think he made the wrong script ! 😁

[@jonathanmyers2867]

ALF': Um, excuse me, sir. Can I have a word with you? Andrew: Who said that? ALF: I did. Could you take some constructive criticism? What you're doing here is wrong. Andrew: Heh heh. Must be one of them talking dolls. ALF: Oh, yeah? Ever had a talking doll rip out your voice box? Andrew: HUH? AAAUGH!!

[@昭一郎穂積]

アルフだ❗懐かしい最高です早速チャンネル登録しました。😊🎉❤

[@okamireader5]

You left out: Willy: "What's going on out there?!" ALF: "Nothing. Just screaming."

[@robertfuentes9677]

Lmfao now we need a picture of the NECA ALF paying money back to a NECA Xenomorph hahaha😂😂😂

[@stevieraymedinahartz]

Alf: “You’re going to let Brian go caroling?” Willy:” what’s wrong with caroling” Alf: “ on melmac caroling was definitely not for children!” Willy: “ why is that?” Alf: “ well, You had to know carol.” 😂

[@viowave]

The Halloween episode ending : Trick or Treat.... Hello Old woman. I 'take the yellow one.

[@ben2741]

1:15 it’s every child’s dream to say that to their parents at the end of an argument

[@zachkrueger3850]

ALF : "Mrs. O. will never I'm here!" *she rings the doorbell* ALF : "I'll get it!!" 😂

[@magalirobert9005]

Dont toy with my émotions, Willi 😂

[@lakitaperkins8669]

Mrs. O will never no I’m here I’ll get it 😂

[@justineves3588]

Very very great fun list I like it a lot 🙂

[@elijahstudios6096]

3:58 was My Favorite

[@colmdurkin7915]

O yea, ever had a talking doll, ripped out your voice box 🤣🤣🤣

[@len1991100]

His voice changed after season 2

[@jaborsey_joseph]

The guy who voiced him was trying to do a Rolf impression during Season 1 but it got hard to do so he just started talking normally

[@jackkoshel9759]

Good morning it is elevenfourtyfive I am glad you are making more Alf videos keep it up.

[@magalirobert9005]

Txs for all that

[@DerLucht]

5:54 Could someone please explain that joke to me? About the soap on a rope. Because I still absolutely don't understand it xD

[@matthewjoyner1595]

Alf stuck it up his ass because he thought it was a laxative lol

[@DerLucht]

@@matthewjoyner1595 Ooooh! Oh my god that's hilarious thank you xDDDD

[@christopherpreciado7578]

I took it like this: he ate the soap, and it gave him diarrhea. Laxatives usually give people diarrhea.

[@magalirobert9005]

An accident...an accident..mets call it a mistake😂😂

[@magalirobert9005]

Dont toy with my émotion Willi

[@maddog6620]

You are cool 😎

[@magalirobert9005]

I was the man of the house😂 .... constructive criticism

[@magalirobert9005]

Type type personnality..ah ah ah

[@magalirobert9005]

Ah ah ah ah😂😂

[@magalirobert9005]

Ah ah ah😂😂😂

[@colmdurkin7915]

I am a gameshow hose🤣

[@onlyfortheplotline]

There's one that he says he is a type of reaction that makes things happen. Anyone remember?

[@magalirobert9005]

❤❤❤

[@magalirobert9005]

Alf voice changed...au fur et a mesure

[@Nowhere888]

My right wing racist drunk of a father would not let me see Alf when it was on TV. Thanks for posting the video. This is about all I have of my childhood, since dear old dad threw out the rest.

[@arielg7000]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@joeydelacruz6219]

Alf…❤😅

[@malvavisco10]

What even was the mom’s haircut?

[@yuplusjin]

interesting how his voice gets higher as episodes proceed...

[@raymondbooth7121]

Picture.wont.enlarge.!!!

[@magalirobert9005]

Can you take some constructive chriticism : voice and generique better saison 2

[@magalirobert9005]

Type type personnality..ah ah ah