Ali G- Satellites and the Tele

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Ali G talks to an expert about satellite television, and the telephone
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[@Father_Qese]

The quality gets progressively worse and worse as you keep going through the recommended Ali g videos

[@kaba1996]

Yess

[@jerrywright6137]

But the content quality just gets better😁

[@insidher]

That's techmology

[@beetlejuice1209]

Try this... kzbin.info/www/bejne/a5asomipZtR_qa8 or this... kzbin.info/www/bejne/m17RY3ajpL2lhNE

[@coreytrevor1920]

im watching these while looking at my stack of ali g dvds thinking i should be the hero youtube needs

[@joshg2603]

“You’re *probably* watching this on the telly” This man was so ahead of his time.

[@cpt.dr.hawkeye1740]

This man knew more about techmology than anyone

[@muhammadwasim428]

@@cpt.dr.hawkeye1740 i though i am the only one watching this after 13 or more years

[@telephonicrevenge4501]

"satruhlights" is just mind blowing

[@Luxarium]

Saw them and millions of satruhlights

[@user-jt5vm3mi1w]

wogwan

[@jerchan]

one of the rare guys that actually doesn't doubt ali g's questions

[@stephenphilpott6772]

Catching up on all these interviews over the last few nights, they're even funnier than the first time round. Class👌🏻

[@matthewzeller5026]

What's the point of uploading an Ali G clip when you're going to edit out all the jokes?

[@Spinosaurus44]

This man was completely speechless

[@heavymeddle28]

what the hell?!? censored!!! why spend time on a such idiotic thing.

[@stevethea5250]

This video lost me the most brain cells 😂

[@angushair9528]

It's youtube not the uploader

[@blakneppers]

@@stevethea5250 i can relate

[@zombiekeenasaur]

The mobile phone idea is just pure genius👌

[@geofreyr]

How in God's name does he do this stuff with a straight face!

[@RainingCnD]

geofreyr :spot on man..have been thinking the same..this guy is a m.f***ing genius, any comedian should feel "inferiority complexity" watching his flawless execution.. respect for real.

[@yabbilydoobily3998]

+Akib Khan Sacha Baron Cohen said that if he pretends that he's Ali G, it's easier to not laugh, because he reminds himself that Ali G doesn't find the joke funny, which helps him keep a straight face.

[@kingtshilobo1849]

geofreyr I’m sure after he gets used to it he becomes immune to it

[@markokangasvieri3670]

Is It worship?...! Whitnessing? What kind of world should you ask?...!

[@al54321x]

do you can see a straight face? i only see a bunch of pixel

[@ProfRogers]

This guy has really got bogged down with Ali G in the most sub standard intelligent conversation in history!! Absolutely hilarious!! Aliens watching tv for free! How does he keep a straight face

[@greg_4201]

He's an 'authority' in technology who believes in satellites in 'space', and presumably heliocentrism and the globe, and thinks 'how can sky stop aliens watching satellite for free?' is a good question; he's an idiot.

[@3dgar7eandro]

How the sky TV made the aliens stop watching tv for free... That's a really good question 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌

[@luigipkxh]

He's like that class mate that asks all the questions that you think might look too stupid to ask, but that everyone would like to know.

[@Mr.Ditkovich.]

And I thought I watched all of Ali G's interviews. Looks like I need to keep digging.

[@BholaPrasadNyaupane]

Respect..Thanks a lot for coming

[@SimbolicProductions]

wtf kind of editing is this. Next time just smash the video over your head.

[@bnap3221]

Good point

[@rangerinthehood]

so how does sky tv stop aliens watching tv for free? LMFAO!!!!!!

[@malikemad4]

Are you still alive?

[@Neal5189]

start giving these videos one star. I am sick of usammon cutting out all of the jokes.

[@EdubertoPalitroke]

Those questions were good.

[@kevincollett1842]

Except for the part where he mistook stars for "Satruhlittes".

[@johnb1150]

Aliens getting free sky but they can't work out what's being said lol

[@andreeadobre3190]

If you is watching this, you is watching the telly - umm no, I is watching youtube on an ipad :))

[@muddwell]

This guy is totally bamboozled by every question eh ? nice bloke though.

[@OttomanZC]

Hactually amazing tekmologie

[@Synday]

cringe name subhuman

[@desaad1725]

I dont have a strong sense of humor but I laughed and my stomach hurts

[@christiansteiner]

the mobile phone for the house,, priceless

[@brrrrantarctica]

Seriously, just be glad that the videos are up. If you want unedited videos, stop yelling stupid insults and go upload them yourselves.

[@RexGalilae]

Literally nobody: *Censor an Ali-G video for offensive content* This guy: Challenge Accepted.

[@KeroRizkalla]

LOL i love how everyone is just arguing for the sake of it! almost as entertaining as the videos :P

[@charlesdarwin7253]

Why was the bit chopped up like it's CNN coverage of every Republican party speech in US history?

[@jimmyquck]

I've never seen an interviewee so befuddled and confused XD

[@thegr8rambino]

lmao thank u for uplpoading this too funny

[@rickysmyth]

I seen the real thing. There is no swearing or anything considered inappropriate in it. Maybe it was censored so the viewers couldn't find out the way to get Sky TV for free; you screw your eyes up and try to make out the picture xD

[@CunningScott]

rickysmyth it was used at a religious education institution, so was necessary to cut out some parts... That although were funny to me would've made it impossible to use in the setting we used it... Same reason many of the others were edited!

[@rickysmyth]

When you edit out parts, the next part of the video doesnt make sense and you miss out on all the jokes. Why did you find it necessary to make it so unwatchable? Surely the people at the institution were annoyed too?

[@CunningScott]

rickysmyth it's probably enough to say the institution was BYU... 😂

[@rickysmyth]

I think you should take all these down and upload the unedited ones otherwise state in the video title that it has been edited. The title right now is just click bait and that is dishonest.

[@MrYFlyer]

@@CunningScott so restrict some information?

[@TheSanien]

So funny but you get more stupid by watching Ali G 🤣

[@TheWrathOfCam86]

Censored to within an inch of its life.

[@bensmithkent22]

Even the bit about hi tec trainers!

[@isthisnamestillfree]

I have to say, I enjoyed your exquisite editing. 5*

[@lillosnx]

Ah! I love Ali!

[@aabdel20]

The people laughing in the background ruins the video......

[@RandomizedJeff]

1/5 stars... no need to edit :/

[@bnap3221]

Wow, a comment from the time when stars were used instead of like/dislike

[@user24233]

@@bnap3221 yeah

[@maktek3912]

"thereoregeraly" lol

[@farishino]

Thanks a lot for coming hahahahahaha

[@websoull]

this is the funniest episode of Ali G... I am lmao....

[@Randomynous01]

The guy has the shoot me look on his face all the time

[@DVAFP]

censorship is evil

[@hhmspotatohead2]

it would be hillarious if bruno,borat, and ali G met (i know they are all from 1 person

[@Loony_]

“no it ain’t, no it ain’t”

[@natewill1587]

ali g is an innovator

[@Nabokov50]

who screwed up this clip?

[@baskwa]

thanks for the vids but please stop editing them...PLEAAASE

[@janeyorke4197]

Boy does this planet need some brains 2023 style

[@bensmith5288]

Why have you cut the swearing out?

[@rodrigopontes9802]

Does anyone know which episode this is from?

[@MsTommyknocker]

so embarrassing, i sometimes get a physical reaction

[@Om0plata1]

whats the point of censoring ali g videos.. its not like kids look it up..

[@ksouth88]

This person doesn't have to post the videos. What everyone's doing is the equivalent of telling the charity running a soup kitchen that you don't like their soup.

[@AA-hg5fk]

If you're going to do something, do it to the best of your ability rather than churn out crap

[@MichaelNovak1987]

Satralites

[@PaulOlaf-z3l]

Theoryigity noffin beefs this 😂😂😂😂 ayyyee

[@sigmagrinder7648]

"Fucks a lot for coming"

[@ReyesDuarteAlcantara]

LMAO i love this guy he's friggin jokes hahaha

[@PredatorianStyl]

why are all the videos of usammon damaged? they stock and some seconds are missing ???

[@deathskunk3]

Damn... To bad the aliens are get it 4 free! Lets take action!

[@frankG335]

I think this is the one thing we can all agree on! It will unify us all!

[@tallboySR]

man these videos arent nearly as good censored...

[@AMIGO-te1yi]

Yes!

[@MsTommyknocker]

when i was a child i didn't think the people in the tv were real

[@yashasbharadwajhs]

Congrats Einstein..

[@BeenTupacFor25years]

You need the cool box 50-80 has

[@harryvrentas6359]

Who the hell censors Ali g

[@osmark0]

i know on HBO they didnt edit. this is proabbly before he came to US

[@yurdadsdad]

HE PREDICTED PHONE CHARGERS.... THATS CRAZY

[@harrisjamie7864]

rip this man

[@falorethegreat]

no the editing and the laugh track ruin this

[@xdrengen]

Usammon stop fucking posting Ali G if you don't like him for he's full potential

[@Prayukth]

20 Squid

[@stevema2]

so now you know people dont actually live in your tele - lmao

[@brendalandes1813]

Ali G has a Welsh, and Israeli backgroind

[@brendalandes1813]

Background

[@indraneilbiswas]

uni of west slough

[@zoe_alva86]

if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

[@frunkiss]

this is so ridiculous even for ali g standards.

[@x-techgaming]

MOBILE phones for the HOUSE!

[@kidblonde]

It's the guy who posted it who's edited it!!! What a genius!!! Who does he think he is? Our 'moral guardian', the YT censor, or what? I'm coming across some very intelligent people on YT these days, almost as smart as Ali G (and I mean the character, not Sasha Baron Cohen. There are people on YT who can' t tell the difference!!!) And then they even have the nerve to complain that the world's getting fuc - beep - ed up!!!

[@gavrilo2007]

stop editing!

[@MajorAddiction]

Theo-regularly

[@joethompson1724]

M.A. you still use this account ?

[@user24233]

@@joethompson1724 serious question

[@ptownzog91]

y did u edited it?this is corny

[@pharoahrussell]

i haven't seen this one b4, and its bloody cut, whats the point mate??

[@EternalCall]

lol mobile phone for the house...

[@deathskunk3]

STOP EDITING!!!!!!!!!!!1

[@otterpng]

5:36

[@fclavijo]

i agree, ali g is hilarious but the laughter and editing ruin the clips a bit. thanks

[@ag007700]

lol not the best of ali g, but still good.

[@user24233]

The oldest comment ever

[@tangerinesarebetterthanora-v8k]

​@@user24233 imagine everything that could have happened to that person in 16 years.

[@mythinktube]

Did you put that canned laugher on?? It's ruined!!

[@guillermomontoyo]

Oh he edited out the bad words aww thumbs down beothch!

[@LilGangy]

satrollite hahahhaa

[@schemax]

i think those are censored scenes

[@kentandersson2048]

😎👍

[@Albanianator]

grrr another edit on your vid :\

[@JiChunYang]

@ssshhhiiivvv999 cause youtube tells people to keep their vids under 5 mins

[@domsanchez148]

Harvard`s got nothing on MIT

[@shaunbrown85]

Satrellites init?!

[@rafonzo]

This is unbearable to watch with all those freakin cuts, seriously dude stop that. Why putting on Ali G Clips where the language is cut out ? That's a part of what makes it funny

[@pcorf]

Satralights, hehe

[@Trimmzz]

why dont u search for the video and watch an unedited one lol thats aint too hard to do

[@onlinesaurav]

How does Ali G make people uncomfortable?

[@hsiehman]

wtf man u cut out all the good shit