Ali Macofsky - Googling How to Orgasm

Ali Macofsky on unenthusiastic moaning during sex, how Subaru cars are made for lesbians, and Googling how to orgasm. Ali Macofsky stand up from the Just For Laughs Straight Up, Stand Up series. Subscribe: bit.ly/1ShFiDP
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[@lucerosanki7920]

"if your googling to know if you're bisexual you probably are" i loved this

[@mochi_4726]

RelAtAble BSHSHA

[@gavinwells6911]

Lmao I cant even, if you google that you're a directionless liberal with no brain no god and no reason for anyone to respect you

[@gomezmaidelyn4658]

Gavin Wells where did you get that from this comment? and why are you so hateful?

[@gavinwells6911]

@@gomezmaidelyn4658 the world of adults is not liberal youngin, I wrote a paper in freshman year about how being liberal and accepting most if not all new liberal ideas was moving forward and being conservative was for old men in the past, nothing could be further from the truth liberals are brainwashers, you dont have to accept anything that you just don't, God is real and politics are mostly controlled by liberal demons actual demons

[@Vincisomething]

This attacked me lmao

[@Lara-pu6hd]

I actually love her voice. She can sing very well too.

[@awalldance]

Right I was like how did they not cheer for her

[@jesseef26]

Ya that's actually insanely fucking impressive I'm seriously envious

[@Udontkno7]

Tbh

[@nothanks6039]

...are you mental?

[@icyaria]

@@nothanks6039 wtf?

[@jonnyd8399]

I love that she is wearing a red hoodie over another red hoodie in-front of a red background.

[@hombretropical3028]

Me too

[@carlsononly]

Power move

[@benedictifye]

Red pullover hoodie, then a zip up hoodie -- layers. Makes it visually interesting.

[@abbshurz]

How cold was it

[@jestnutz]

Jacket and hood looks good

[@jcwynn4075]

Her talking voice may sound unenthusiastic and monotone, but damn her singing voice is good

[@amandasunshine2]

So is her O voice

[@thething2723]

She can also hold a note for a damn long time

[@ashleyashleym2969]

Yeah I agree her singing is pretty good, she should definitely go to singing and stop doing comedy.

[@pyroxldasmellgood6196]

Talent

[@Selkie7]

Her monotone is part of her act;)

[@licittofficial]

The "aaaaaah fuuuuuuck meeeeee" joke has been stuck in my head for like an hour hahahaha

[@donvarsh7832]

Dude, she went super Saiyan I guess

[@kristinmartin3540]

Licitt it deserved way more laughs that shit was hilarious

[@justjess-zl3pm]

It wasn't a good joke for me. Eh. Win some lose some.

[@ashchaya7676]

She really REALLY shouldn't have done it a second time for the Honda Civic thing. I'd bet thousands that everyone in the audience already got it. It's bad to labor a point/punchline. You might as well stand there and start explaining why the joke is funny. Just cringe. Everything else was great though.

[@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea]

I couldn’t stop laughing for a good minute

[@cabbage8189]

“I only watch lesbian porn now because it’s the only true art form we have left.” I want that on a shirt

[@WillyWanka]

I don't get it

[@kjhasjd]

I can make it happen, if you truly want it! The quote on a shirt.

[@jacobhoover1654]

Hey girl, I can also get that on a shirt. But what r u willing to do for it?

[@winku23]

Me too Claire

[@winku23]

I also watch lesbian porn now because whenever I watch it I imagine in my mind having threesome sex

[@pj2.037]

i know some of her jokes didn’t go over so well with the crowd but i thought they were funny sooo

[@SparePartsBud]

Crowd was definitely shitty that night. I've seen her get way better reactions to similar and the same jokes.

[@theEnt-1]

@@SparePartsBud Your a comedian?

[@sMASHsound]

its the voice... she was amazing.

[@TheBiggerDavo]

I see this comment for a lot of unfunny lady comedians

[@Shinigami344]

@@TheBiggerDavo yikes

[@Officialencode]

IM MAD CAUSE THIS CROWD IS UNDESERVING!! SHE IS HILARIOUS!

[@terishal775]

Except for those two guys who are laughing at every line

[@jrivera018]

I don’t think the entire crowd got together and all agreed on not laughing at her jokes. She’s not funny

[@LettuceBunnies]

@@jrivera018 exactly

[@happydays8171]

/encode I enjoyed her, can't help but wonder if there was laugh tracks added. Didn't see anyone laughing, or too enthused in the mirror behind her, but I laughed, and that's all that matters to me.

[@spencerharrison5393]

She’s not even remotely funny

[@dormetheus]

The "same goes for butt stuff" joke just whooshed the whole crowd somehow. One of the best jokes on here!

[@lilruse]

Unfunny and poor delivery

[@dormetheus]

@@lilruse disagree

[@ml.9746]

There were jokes?

[@dormetheus]

@@ml.9746 yeah, were you not listening?

[@jambajoby32]

Hahahaha it’s a defense mechanism

[@Meanbomb]

NO ONE LAUGHED AT THE HAIRY BUTT HOLE JOKE. WTH?

[@logen7008]

I was so surprised when nobody laughed 😭

[@Assassins6688]

People don't know about the butthole hair, so it's kinda odd

[@cend2362]

she said it too soon i think

[@asunduko1]

The delivery on that one was not the best . May be if she wondered out loud why unshaved pits are a turn off and can be used by women as a defense mechanism to ward off unwanted attention, the hairy butt doesn't do the trick to stop the uninvited finger.

[@cristhelivingradio1400]

Destiny Dragoo hairy buttholes are always funny

[@crumbsies]

“He said you’re so wet. And I’m like this has nothing to do with you.” 😂😂 I’m dead. She’s hilarious.. loved every second of it.

[@gianni.santi.]

I felt attacked by that. My male ego is tragically hurt. That was hella funny though.

[@sandzoneblox9816]

U guys are high. Everyone knows women aren’t funny

[@Remi_Lin]

Que the triggered guys in the replies

[@jrivera018]

Every woman comedian has to for some reason bring up sexual jokes because who the hell knows why. It’s predictable with every woman comedian.

[@rayasred]

I love the name chewy smh

[@Caroline28483]

"That's my time. Thanks, bye." This audience didn't deserve her

[@gamernotvalid9452]

BUT GIRL'S GOT LUNGS THOUGH

[@leoncadejr998]

Word though

[@conspiracycornerpodcast4302]

That's what my wife said.

[@TWX1138]

surprisingly not a euphemism.

[@sunshine6997]

Lmao why does she remind me of Jade from Victorious..,

[@fins4586]

sunshine6997 yes!

[@licittofficial]

Bruh, Elizabeth Gillies is a babe

[@lizmariediaz8062]

NO! Just no. Jade was sarcastic and sassy and bitchy and slightly evil in the best of ways . Nothing like this chick

[@alfie6441]

They speak similar

[@SheedChooseMe]

Sounds like Mindy from Drake and Josh

[@greeneyedspick]

I just googled “how to tell if a crowd sucks” ... google said “if you’re looking this up they probably already do”

[@j.b.7133]

That doesn't work here at all. Nice try though.

[@Opomax]

Awfully unfunny

[@weary_traveller111]

Not entirely the crowd's fault. Her material is good but delivery is too fast, audience don't get enough time for the punchline to hit

[@dapken]

"Leave the bush because it's a power move." As a guy I appreciate it.

[@bighoodie4315]

Big Dick energy at it's finest

[@hotdogseven9589]

Alpha aura

[@atomic.universe]

@@bighoodie4315 Thick Clit Energy

[@drewbiddle6517]

If ur a grown man and want a bald pussy, I kinda want to call Chris Hansen tbh

[@N199822]

@@drewbiddle6517 I totally agree with you, but recently we had a discussion with my friend, and his point was, "I love clean shaven girls since i can eat them out properly", and I had nothing to answer (｡ŏ﹏ŏ)

[@haleyraegregg3845]

“This car is for camping and eating other women out”

[@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea]

haleyrae gregg I snorted 😂

[@cidasanctus3373]

"Pornstar or suped up Honda Civic" Sounded like she was going Super Saiyan tbh

[@Jett-King]

It didn't tho

[@cidasanctus3373]

@@Jett-King what was the point of making this comment

[@romansenyszyn6414]

Don’t be hatin on the saiyans or how she almost sounded like one

[@DipThapa]

Same thing went through my mind too. O.o glad I'm not alone.

[@shiifra]

I thought a plane was taking off

[@thatgirlwiththespiders]

She was way too funny for that crowd

[@sk1fgreen591]

Brain damaged much?

[@jjj87484]

Pretty sure the crowd wasn't the problem, I'm on team Brain Damaged. Because, ya know, I don't think of brain damaged people as lesser than me and use it as an insult. Just call a spade a spade, or an idiot an idiot. Idiot.

[@Redskies453]

@@jjj87484 Idiot is an old medical term for a mentally handicapped person. The irony of your comment/insult is staggering.

[@jjj87484]

@@Redskies453 Words are used based on their definitions, not their etymology. Hence the definition of etymology. Now I'm just being redundant. Idiots. You really should learn how English functions instead of pretending to be smart. It might help the ol' logic center in your brain.

[@jjj87484]

@@Redskies453 Oh, and welcome to the 21st century. Medical terms and irony have updated since the dawn of the microchip.

[@Myunsolicitedthoughts]

Her Honda Civic joke was incredible underrated🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thisisntsergio1352]

It was pretty fucking good. Source: Honda kid

[@TheAzynder]

@Barrier Boy It was the only amusing part in the video and then she ruined it.

[@drivewaystar6485]

Holy shit shes talking about hitting vtec

[@ethanjobson3879]

She had more good jokes in this ten minutes than a lot of comedians will in an hour long special.

[@jopo7996]

I'm glad she's not a 911 operator. Every caller would be thinking "Does she even care that I'm shot?" (Best of luck, and continued success)

[@j.b.7133]

This comment was funnier than this whole video

[@rogercolon619]

@@j.b.7133 Sad to say , this is true lol

[@j.b.7133]

@@rogercolon619 yup, but we’re “toxic men” for pointing out that women like this^ suck. Genetalia aside, bad comics are bad.

[@markfoster1520]

Jo Po does not deserve this! They didn't post for you to make snarky remarks. Just pointing out the obvious. An Observational Comic!

[@jackb5697]

“How many facts do you know about trains?” Killed me

[@galaxiamiller8631]

Jack B I FUCKING DIED

[@gauravmugutrao]

I dir not get that joke please explain

[@turbulentbeauty]

@@gauravmugutrao a stereoptyical interest for Autistic/Aspergers guys. So she is implying if they know a lot of facts they may be on the spectrum, and she'll feel safer.

[@gauravmugutrao]

@@turbulentbeauty wow, now I got it!!! 😬

[@gauravmugutrao]

@@turbulentbeauty thank you!

[@alexvndead9915]

My safe word is “in a criminal justice system” 😂💀

[@killanova2494]

wow😲😃😃

[@Delihlah]

That's a mouthful

[@cookies912_30]

Lol

[@B0o0o0o0o0o]

Dun Duun

[@cranksquid5185]

i feel like she wasn't appreciated as much as she should have been

[@j.b.7133]

@citizenxgen Yeah I am not impressed. Hyped by Rogan = s O fU N nY

[@X3MAntics]

She's pretty funny. Anyone who says otherwise is entitled to their wrong opinion. Definitely horrible crowd.

[@markeugene1293]

Kinda a bad crowd tbh

[@artkid3432]

i really wanna be friends with her, she totally had my same sense of humor, i love her

[@j.b.lickums4032]

As a middle age man who loves woman more than men , I also know that women are smarter than men. (LOVE that song by GD) Bachelor life is the path I've been on.i think marriage is not very practical. All my best friends are girls. Some go back 5 to 20 years,even a couple from grade school I love them all. Save all their cards and letters we love each other genuinely. I love my alone time also,with my music,a smiling dog and a warm fire .just don't think marriage is my thing I'm happy and grateful best of all I can feel their love when I'm alone that said I make love to them all differently. One thing I do with all 4 of them BTW I only see them one at a time and they know of the others we worked it out .they don't want to know each other. Maturity is a wonderful thing. Too bad it's so rare. (Some woman my age have all the patience and maturity of a hormone raged 8th grader.sorry if I offended we all make love differently and I love the individual passion. The only thing I do the same with them all is to involve all 5 senses. We really enjoy it.thats the only thing I do the same with them all. But what is bothering me about this standup when she referred to the word discharge being so uncomfortable. I have two loves who are squirters and I feel like a lucky man cause I reeeaaaaally love it. My lover loves it to I can tell after these years,I think it's a thing of beauty. The 2 who don't squirt get plenty wet and I am positive she is very comfortable. I have been best friends with my loves for years now and I assure you I don't get what this comic is talking about. BTW I'm not a manhoe.been with my loves for many years now and I and they are very happy in life :)

[@SmarterTebya]

@@j.b.lickums4032 nobody gives a shit, you little pathetic middle aged turd.

[@dafnenavarro3598]

same

[@dennisritchie7103]

@@j.b.lickums4032 Whats it like living the life of an asskisser? There's a difference between respecting women and worshiping. Try not sounding like such a creep.

[@NLTops]

​@@j.b.lickums4032 Your post look a lot like a dating site profile. Out recruiting EH?

[@walkingwounded3824]

She is so original, very funny! Better crowd would have been awesome.

[@leemrico8003]

@Miles Davidson can you stfu? you comment on everybody who thinks she is funny and say that they are Delusional. just bc you dont think she is funny does not mean that other people can think she is funny. if you are so funny, go on a stage and do it yourself.

[@sk1fgreen591]

How is she original? Mostly gross too

[@liamc1102]

The crowd was fine though.

[@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi]

@@sk1fgreen591 buddy, have you been to the internet?

[@buckbundy8642]

AsketchySkater yea... but she’s not funny.

[@natashac.boorom8189]

I love that she mentions sleeping with her dad as a kid. The more we normalize healthy physical father daughter interactions, the further we come as a society in combating inappropriate i.e. abusive behaviour . Bravo Ms. Macofsky !!!

[@roseymalino9855]

That wasn't a joke?

[@sarcasmo57]

Is it really that cold in there?

[@Doomreb]

She's uhh....not gonna be with men long...that's what that is...which is fine...

[@rhiannonsparling2915]

no lol seems like she is comfortable in front of a crowd with a jacket on. imagine that (-,:

[@Doomreb]

Frankie that's what I meant.

[@trenvert123]

@Frankie P. Didn't she say she's bisexual?

[@kashgarinn]

The tremble in her hand at the Bobby thing makes me wonder if that wasn’t a real fuckup ‘forgetting’ to switch names. If it was, and most of the shit she said was true, then she’s going places because talking about difficult things and seeing the humour in it is gold. Solid standup, good luck to her in her career.

[@kevrev0]

Sounds like she's trying to go super saiyan

[@andrelli82]

I was hoping for that to be the punchline, to just be yelling kameya :-)

[@epothos1]

I didn’t see your comment and said the same thing

[@basetsanam1876]

Exactly what I was thinking 😂😂😂

[@romansenyszyn6414]

kevrev0 over 9,000

[@thefandomfish3071]

when she was singing i was like “oh no, please stop,” not because she was bad, but because it reminded me that i also sing at times when i am not supposed to and it’s awkward for everyone except myself... until i realize it later alone in my room when i’m trying to go to sleep and all of my embarrassing moments from the day come back to haunt me

[@TheMasoud100]

I think women find the Sex jokes more funny than guys, she is good, her style is definitely different. Looking forward to see more of her.

[@missundies]

Yeah, relatable stuff is usually pretty funny, I can totally see that most guys hesitates whether to laugh at a joke about vaginal discharge or not (tip: do it).

[@KCannaQueen]

Because we go through most of the sexual harassment so we now find the relatability to be hilarious

[@asimpson164]

Men start hearing sex jokes at birth and it never stops so we are just used to it. Stand-up comedy hasn't been as accessible and relatable to all women, the greatest female comedians have almost exclusively been lesbians until recently. Lesbian sex jokes target a much smaller crowd. For as much hate as Amy Schumer gets, she did open a lot of doors for female comics.

[@Dielawn69]

Because a lot of female comics do the same cliche "gross out" sex jokes. Idk how man times I've heard a female comics talk about female bodily fluids and say "I bet men think this is gross" or a weird incest joke about their dad.

[@GeekedOutNeckbeard]

@@asimpson164 she gets hate, not because of her stand-up, but because of how much jokes she has stolen over the years without crediting the original. While this isn't abnormal for a comic to have a joke or 2 similar to another. But to have consistently stealing jokes from tons of comedians..? That's where the hate rolls in. She's a shit stain. I don't think she opened any of the doors, since thanks to her most women get viewed as unfunny lol.

[@daviddemar8749]

I thought her material was terrific The crowd sucked so she didn't have the crowd's energy to absorb/play off of. I'm will look to see if there is more of her sets on YT

[@vixen1173]

she has a podcast on KZbin

[@_Common_Logic_]

"Crowds" don't really suck when you think about it... The likelihood of 200 strangers being of the same mindset is just not there. The best material in the world won't help people like you or me if we aren't talented enough to rope in a group of people as an actual "trained" comedian does. Guys like Ron White amaze me when they literally bust up an audience with a silent moment... NO funny face... No joke... just a professionally placed pause with real comedic delivery. Her material WAS decent... but she wasn't able to relate to the audience or pull them in. That's what separates the greats from people like us telling a really good joke or two. *Edit:* I just noticed your comment was a year ago... I guess comedic *timing* isn't my only issue. ;-)

[@gavin7177]

Who's here because of JRE

[@jamm356]

yup all that hype and nothing funny

[@cristhianmorales9175]

Everyone lol

[@tarico4436]

If she has a child, her child would be here on this planet because of... wait for it... JRE. Thank you. I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress.

[@thechum9653]

jamm356 frfr thought she would acually be funny

[@tristanmurphybc]

Definitely come b/c of jre and this 8s typical barely funny comedy. Maybe she's better live but I didnt laugh once...sad

[@tonywhitburn]

“My safe word is: in the criminal justice sistem...” Jesus, how didn’t the audience explode with that?😂

[@Cami-ls1ki]

Tony Whitburn omg pls explain this joke to me I honestly don’t get it

[@tonywhitburn]

@@Cami-ls1ki That's the opening for Law & Order SVU. If you haven't seen the show, it's about a task force solving sexual crimes.

[@Cami-ls1ki]

Tony Whitburn oh ok thanks for explaining imao

[@infidelheretic923]

Because it was only mildly funny 🤷‍♂️

[@Jack_Ss]

It’s not funny

[@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea]

The Subaru joke deserved more laughs

[@Inci_de]

This one man is having the time of his life 😆

[@NargisKhan-jw2lz]

"I leave the bush cause it's a power move" hahahha giiirrrl

[@snehasahu3561]

Why is it so?

[@darkfeather6857]

@@snehasahu3561 I didn't get that either...but I don't fuck women so maybe that's why.

[@limbokid]

hey this is way better than Amy schumer

[@Blazecoyote]

yeah

[@FabricatedUniverse]

limbokid that saying much?

[@3letterox]

we're just comparing every female standup with blonde hair now? Thats the bar? the color of their hair

[@FizzyCape]

limbokid that’s not much of an accomplishment

[@MonstaMunch101]

Both just use generic jokes about their vaginas, it's old and tired (like their vaginas).

[@ianmai1481]

I've been watching standup since I was a kid. It's something I've wanted to but too scared.She is right at the cusp of true greatness. A tiny bit of timing and use relevant jokes to the masses. I get the toe thing but not a lot do. Hope she keeps this up!!!!

[@armaanislam8553]

That's gonna be Billie eillish in another 15 years if she stops making dope ass songs

[@dogmosatchmo]

This would be Billie Eilish now, if she was never discovered, marketed, and designed to pander to Autistic millenials, who clearly have no idea what a dope ass song is.

[@oof1023]

No Billie would be retired plus Billie isn’t funny in that way she isn’t a comedian

[@f1reguy587]

Do you wanna end yourself? She’s such a waste of air time in a haze of crap competition. You guys buying into this music need to say no and see if something good can be made. Currently I think sheep are better characters than the current meta of people.

[@0The_Farlander0]

So you mean now, then?

[@oof1023]

Dogmo Satchmo no billie would be in high school now getting her education not stand up

[@amirawhite3218]

"This sounds like the beginning of a dateline episode but I love date line" 😂😂

[@memesaremylifeline6723]

"Hey how many facts do you know about trains?"

[@jakemercier2436]

I died

[@garethbaus5471]

Most trains have massive heaters to dissipate energy when using the motors to slow down when on a slope, the tires on most train wheels need to be heated in order to install or remove them, many trains dispense sand in front of the wheels to improve traction, most railroad spikes have an unusually high copper content to reduce corrosion, most rail clips are made from a Chinese alloy that is simmilar to 1060. That's about as much as I can think of at the moment but I probably know more.

[@memesaremylifeline6723]

@@garethbaus5471 nice train fact thanks

[@heythere6983]

So you’re autistic ya

[@josueramirez1521]

The crowd gave her no love smh sad

[@epruitt44]

I left the bush because its a power move 🤣

[@anayasa6103]

I didn't understand pls tell what does it mean

[@JacquelineUnderwood]

anonymous me oh honey...

[@anayasa6103]

Jacqueline Underwood actually I got it .....seriously now I feel really stupid

[@homesweethome8964]

Emily Pruitt hey I didn't get it. could you please tell me what it meant .. 😬😬

[@anayasa6103]

Home Sweet Home are you a girl ? If so you should know what’s a bush in girls

[@naj5999]

Wearing a winter coat on stage has to be super hot. Those lights add about 30 degrees to the room temp.

[@thething2723]

Metal as fuck

[@rizquierdo3840]

- The temperature on that room was kinda cold...

[@peadar-o]

Maybe she was slow-cooking a ham under it.

[@erossore8500]

It’s her power move

[@aguyandhiscomputer]

She was trying to dry herself.

[@r520jr8]

“The suped up Honda Civic” joke is genuinely quite funny

[@JaneDoe-ci3gj]

Agreed!🤣👍

[@haybeeilan3066]

The crowd was horrible. I've heard landscaping rocks laugh more at my knock knock jokes

[@rosielow527]

Miles Davidson idk man I find her funny

[@para-yw9dn]

i know ugh jesus christ

[@burkles4456]

Miles Davidson vocal minorities.

[@SavvyMuhon]

Miles Davidson Is it because she’s a girl that you don’t?

[@Delihlah]

@Miles Davidson I like her humor 🤷

[@mr.wizard2974]

Its "Daria"!

[@binkybinkles]

Yes

[@lddevo88]

The quotes are very important in that statement.

[@mercydominickalio7183]

OMG yasss it is

[@J0hnnyTruant]

Except Daria was actually funny

[@weirdscience8341]

I used to wach that i was like 4 had no clue what on earth was going on but she reminded me of ma sister

[@whiteknightcat]

"How many facts do you know about trains?" I guess she'll be crashing at my place then.

[@hastur758]

Audience was so lackluster. Great set though.

[@MrLightlike78]

I absolutely love dead pan

[@seanc41556]

You don't know what deadpan is...

[@MrLightlike78]

@@seanc41556 so dead pan isn't relaxing all four cheeks?

[@destroytmusicagan2476]

I'm pretty sure it's the comedy that sounds lack luster, unenthusiastic and sarcastic but is funny to boring people if I'm not mistaken. I'm not tryna be funny either (no pun intended) or mean spirited that's my understanding of it. Correct me if I'm wrong. Edit: I find this kind of comedy funny aswell.

[@chickencurry420]

Deadpan is when you say something that's obviously untrue and ridiculous but you say it with the regular tone of voice, like your normal speaking voice. No sarcastic tone or "bu dum tss" kind of delivery. That being said, I din't think she used a lot of deadpan but I can see how someone would mistake it for deadpan

[@felixaugustine7010]

Overrated

[@alexstoakes7916]

My safe word is "In a criminal justice system..." lmfao

[@wormemc]

These comments are horrendous! She was pretty good, take care of your issues! Publishing your anger here does no one any good.

[@abigailrose3439]

I see mostly positive comments

[@googus7584]

No one cares its the internet

[@AvgJane19]

@@googus7584 internet or irl, be a decent person. And, yes, people care.

[@googus7584]

@@AvgJane19 nobody does, its criticism and if you let it get to you that much dont quit your day job because being in the spotlight is not gonna be for you, sad that people get that distraught over someone elses thoughts

[@itsnotme987]

Clearly it bugs idiots like you

[@josephw2905]

"I've never stubbed my toe and thought 'thank God I didn't shave'" 😂 oh my gosh she's a riot. Lame crowd!

[@erikaaberg8458]

If you don’t find her act funny, scroll through the comments and laugh at all the grumpy men😂

[@itsjustaridelife5345]

Gawd I know that goes for any female comics.

[@ppumpkin3282]

So says uptight feminists.

[@itsjustaridelife5345]

Lol I agree with the tight part.

[@itsjustaridelife5345]

@@ppumpkin3282 you'd be the same way if you were female and tired of rape culture being a normal part of our society. Try empathy.

[@themeanzone7571]

Its not grumpy its not relating to what shes talking about.

[@desireer6915]

She's so funny, this crowd is tough!

[@rahulkochar5577]

Yo the crowd was dead, half way through I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

[@creepwalker]

@Miles Davidson you really must hate your life to think that your hostile comments towards others without any reason is seen as a valuable opinion. 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

[@creepwalker]

@Miles Davidson Incorrect, as people that enjoy their life dont feel the need to verbally attack others for having a different opinion. It seems to me that you're frustrated and/or unsatisfied with your current situation.

[@buckbundy8642]

Creep walker she tells porno and pussy jokes that are funny to middle schoolers and that’s about it. They can be funny but usually it just comes off as lazy. You’ve got to be drunk or 14 to find them funny.

[@creepwalker]

@@buckbundy8642 She made dumb jokes yes i agree but the guy didn't have to disagree with the original commenter by saying she has a lame sense of humor and calling her a liar for not sharing his opinion. Who is this guy that his opinion overthrows other people's opinion? Tbh i really dont care much for this discussion because it happend 7 months ago.

[@buckbundy8642]

Creep walker don’t matter if it happened 7 months or 7 years ago. It’s online and always will be. Every time KZbin throws this up in people’s notifications you run the chance of people seeing your comments and engaging with you. So either delete them or learn to ignore it when people reply to you.

[@corimireya3006]

Hah I enjoy her dry humor

[@ohboy1113]

69th like. Epicness

[@weirdscience8341]

Dry humour permanently soggy pussy

[@brentlady39]

This is a hilarious comedian who keeps working for a crowd who didnt appreciate how good she really is.

[@mister_vulgar]

People didn't laugh cuz she's not funny

[@awkwardemperor]

She's really funny in the most low key way, love this kind of comedians! 10/10

[@amelialeach9507]

Does she remind anyone else of Gina from B99??!

[@rexreyes79]

THAT'S WHO SHE REMINDS ME OF

[@meganclarke2417]

yes lmaooo

[@unblorbosyourshows9635]

holy shit that's why i like her so much that makes sense

[@jbasti227]

Oh you're right 😂

[@Le_Mon9]

Her voice definitely

[@gendo1]

One of the best female young comics i've seen in a long time, and I'm about her age. Congrats young lady, go far!

[@LettuceBunnies]

One of the best? Fuck the female standard you got... Fuck

[@Zundzer]

3:02 she sounds like she’s powering up in Dragonball LMAO

[@Saybleu]

My first hearing of her. She'll work. She'll get gigs. When a comedian is funny, that comedian will catch on and eventually we'll see her on Netflix. 👍 Go Ali

[@splitpitch]

I watched it, now for the browse through the misogyny section.

[@googus7584]

Or they can be unfunny and we're entitled to tell them that they are

[@splitpitch]

@@googus7584 Humour is subjective. 'this is not funny' is not an objectively true statement. If you say 'I do not find this funny, because (your reason goes here).' not only is it true, but it is an informative review. many of the reasons given are misogynistic, hence my comment. perhaps you have a more intelligent reason than "women can only make jokes about sex"

[@howardfortyfive9676]

No man the word is maaaaaaaaaasssssssage-a-nist.

[@MorrisseyMuse]

@@splitpitch I'm a feminist but I think she's crap, just spends half her act shouting and singing!

[@LettuceBunnies]

@@googus7584 how dare you say something logical? It could hurt someone.

[@thunderstar254]

Ali's mom vicariously made me laugh more than Ali did throughout her whole set.

[@SailorOrbiter]

I have the opposite problem. I always sound serious, but I'm actually a VERY sarcastic person.

[@countsolomon]

Well, i am serious about my sarcasm, it never fails to confuse.

[@DashingSteel]

"No one wants to hear me be like "Oh yeah, sure" jokes on you Ali, some of it was pretty darn sexy

[@RickRoseIsAwesome]

I can listen to her talk for hours. She's a great entertainer and beautiful to boot.

[@Andiebsgwiqnsbsiak]

"Did he think I was gonna try and make a move?....also did he think a pillow was gonna stop me?" Gosh shes hilarious, this video is a treasure uwu

[@romansenyszyn6414]

icenicemice 12 word to Nathan drake

[@Tcard253]

“I was watching lesbian porn and now all my Facebook ads are from the WNBA” 😂

[@LibraFee27]

My safe word is “in the criminal justice system” 😂😂😂😂

[@brynnekundrick940]

"I drive a Subaru, do you know how gay that is", good shit right there

[@emilyk8382]

Somebody give this girl a Netflix special!

[@davedanger9839]

First time seeing Ali and I definitely appreciate her style and delivery. I look forward to seeing her more often.

[@officialWWM]

She’s the funniest singer I’ve ever seen 😂

[@blueskinblake9935]

Ali had dreams of musical theater and aspiratons of Josie & the Pussycats as a little girl.

[@amandaf7214]

I love your profile pic btw

[@katjames2545]

Saw her at a comedy club not too long ago. She was hilarious! The law and order part and the pillow joke killed me! 😂🤣😂 Also talked to her a bit afterward and she was really nice and funny even in conversation. :)

[@garethbaus5471]

Although I am autistic and know more facts about trains than the average guy I still found that joke funny.

[@awwgez]

I met Ali in person in Orlando and she was funny and a very nice person. Here's an idea. If you don't like this, don't comment? I know, I know you matter.

[@happydays8171]

See, I just watched 2 Jake Johannesen videos, so I'm in that "wait for it" comedy mode, and the autistic joke was hillarious, and the "What do you know about trains?" callback was equally as funny.

[@MidwestDankAlumni]

Subaru actually ran an ad saying "we're just made that way"

[@LJMIE]

A lot of threatened men in these comments.. lmao Women talking about s*x in a public forum AND being disillusioned on the basis of previous sexual encounters ? Is that.. allowed?

[@DuncanEscNJ]

I thought she did a nice job. I think it's more so that these are the kinds of topics that women almost ALWAYS have in their acts, where there's lots of male comics that don't talk about sex or gender at all (there's obv lots that do too tho).

[@rockade2408]

yes,, cause we loves whores

[@LJMIE]

@@rockade2408 Who let you have access to the internet?

[@admirallightningbolt]

I see a lot more comments about "threatened men" than actual negative comments haha

[@seanisthedude]

Can't find many of these comments you mention.. can you quote one?

[@Danified1]

7:22, best joke! My dad put a pillow between us when we shared the bed. Did he think I'd try and make a move? Also, did he think a pillow was gonna stop me? LOL

[@damndoor3570]

I heard Andrew Schultz use it. Not sure who said it first tho

[@Mrbungleface0u818]

She is funny and real. The crowd didn't react because they didn't know if she was serious or joking... To me that's comedy. She's funny af

[@pierogrosman9245]

every joke made me sadder and sadder for her but I couldnt stop laughing

[@Heyheyhaleyd]

The train joke hit close to home & was hilarious!!

[@adelnarimani79]

She's got a inherent funny quality that few young comedians have. She just needs time to tune her material and that's it.

[@garitobee7541]

Her voice and demeanor reminds me of Tig Notaro. They’re different comedy stylings, but the deadpan is reminiscent of each other.

[@amardeeppunjabi9467]

2 minutes silence for those who were on headphones 🤣🤣

[@Bogdan-nb5qc]

My mom heard it and joined to watch with me. We've some weird son/mother bonding but it's still bonding.

[@coltoncerny4864]

She's great

[@shadygradyredZ]

When she was imitating how she comes like a Honda civic at first I was like IS she going super saiyan

[@tehf00n]

I once googled for information on orgasms. I came to the conclusion.

[@BlueGlow26]

She doesn't make me laugh out loud, but she has good content and the personality 😄

[@bryanyasuhara2994]

This crowd is asleep. Not one chuckle for the butt stuff joke.

[@yeeeyeee2359]

“My Mom got me hooked on it.... MY MOM IS AN ALCOHOLIC”

[@mikasasukasa4479]

revealing bobby was cute lol i think it was genuine

[@faithinverity8523]

“Now when I stay with strangers I just asked them beforehand hey, how many facts do you know about trains?” That’s deeply funny.

[@tbnrbranch2085]

Anyone else notice the "did he think a pillow would stop me" was from an Andrew Shultz comedic show

[@giomjava]

Joe Rogan sent me here. She has lots of potential!!

[@JEMmusic-sn9qm]

Same

[@mgs85]

Yeah, definitely. She wasn't particularly funny here but I can see the potential. I think her delivery needs to be zeroed in, let those jokes sit for a minute too.

[@X3MAntics]

@@mgs85 Nah, there's nothing particularly wrong about her monotone delivery. That's the appeal. The crowd was just boring as hell. In a right club, this act would kill. She had some really good lines that just got a few chuckls. Terrible crowd.

[@markbailey8086]

@@X3MAntics it's not funny. At all.