Alice Cooper Roasting Riverdale for 7 minutes straight

I'm pretty sure most of us just watch riverdale to witness Alice Cooper roasting everyone into the ground constantly lol. I can't wait to see who she drags next in season 3.

[@marthaade6793]

She was iconic until she went to the farm

[@Kokomiii]

Exactly

[@hibai8101]

Martha Ade After the last episode showed that she never stopped being iconic

[@yolicat2129]

still iconic*

[@lizzygrant1564]

Martha Ade she’s always been iconic watch the new episode

[@user-gg5bq6os5v]

She was an fbi informant

[@aliyamaigames6626]

Madchen Amick has been hospitalised for severe back pain as she carried the whole show on her shoulders.

[@6thgraderfriends]

I feel sorry for the whole cast of this show. They seem like great people and are great actors but they have to say and do the dumbest things!

[@Ashak2001]

Oh gosh I started reading the comment and thought she was actually ill. I was worried

[@adriana9236]

F A C T S

[@dorianwells5239]

Just season 1

[@steviespark]

@@6thgraderfriends season 1 is good writing, some of season two and then it goes down from there

[@bellaabono17]

3:55 betty: *it’s archie* alice: *bLoCk HiM tOo* betty: *shook*

[@alexandriadaniel2798]

bella xox AHAGA I THOUGHT THIS WAS SOO FUNNY

[@Hexenandheretic]

bella xox HHAHAHAHA i was watching that part when i read this comment

[@liv-wp1hv]

😂

[@ashlynncauley2612]

Bella XOX my mom tho

[@Master-bejuder]

bella b my mom 😂

[@paytonrichie7708]

“ I always knew you were a momma’s boy” OHHH SHE WENT THERE

[@kaylaspiteri1147]

Crazy Clown Girl 😂😂 I KNOW LMAOOO

[@nevaeh9503]

Crazy Clown Girl S H O O K

[@luhjayluh]

FDSKSKSJSHAKSB

[@scarlettew-k1989]

She knew her husband was a serial killer and she still willingly roasted him, what a savage lmao

[@laineysherdan6749]

And the part about being a real man- In Alice's mind: really kick him where it hurts... and then...I know I'll just let him now that I slept with another man and rub it in his face... good idea

[@oopsallbecki]

Ahhh, back when Riverdale had somewhat consistent storylines

[@trxfflxs4133]

Rebbb season four is actually really good in my opinion:)

[@michaelj1729]

@@trxfflxs4133 lol no after that "im the daughter of the blackhood" shit hahahhaha

[@dustinhofmann6776]

@@trxfflxs4133 naah

[@mandyag07]

Yeah I also like season 4, I dislike season 3 because it was a MESS. And season 4 had a storyline, and in my opinion I like it

[@parakiss6]

Riverdale isnt that bad

[@maryhough8041]

"If that beanie wearing Cat defiled you at least tell me you were safe." D A M N

[@michaelnolletti7115]

She has no chill whatsoever 😂

[@ashirab1909]

Cad*

[@kimberleybenes9418]

Jug would never 😂

[@candy_gurl259]

Mary Hough cad*

[@mysticalpotato252]

But seriously, holy crap alice

[@smichaelk]

“It’s Archie” “Block him too” Season 1: I don’t really like her Season 2: FAV CHARACTER Season 3: Eh SHES okay?

[@spamilton1351]

Season 3 finale: THE BISH IS BACK CHILDREN

[@katanaj3005]

The-musical-Avengers SHE FUCKING FUCKED WITH US ALL ALONG

[@spamilton1351]

dia. sweetener tour , 03/28 THEY MADE US TRY AND THINK THAT SHE WAS CRAZY TO PEE US OFF. BUT SHES NORMAL THANK FLIPPING GOD

[@gianne7391]

No wonder she changed so quick lol

[@neverpoopy]

The-musical-Avengers Yesssssss

[@erinparrilli9944]

Alice: A queen Jughead: A beanie wearing cad FP: a real man Hal: an ass Hotel: Trovigo

[@jennamccollum3947]

Motel:trovigo**

[@Briar-]

Cauctus on a window no it’s hotel trivago

[@k1tk47]

Hannah Dewar Yeah it’s supposed to be a joke

[@chloeminh2366]

Hotel: Five Seasons

[@andioop-1862]

I read Beanie wearing cad when she said it🤣🤣

[@noahdonovan5100]

"Sorry to disrupt the witching hour at thornhill" I screamed a little!

[@michaelnolletti7115]

One my favorite lines by her 😂😂😂

[@ronniedaloverboy]

SAME that reference to Sabrina

[@myahandaliya3279]

noah donovan as much as I don’t want to admit this i snorted lol

[@adrianapineda1022]

Sabrina anyone?

[@franciscozambrano6040]

She really went there

[@yoshindo4034]

*SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR ADULTERY FRED*

[@zirconiums]

lol

[@pepelepewbr]

Check ur numbers

[@steffanymacias5339]

buggie she threw it cause she was mad I would’ve done it too

[@nevaeh9503]

Bruh ur profile pic had me weak💀

[@hermionejeangranger2202]

Lol

[@alaralpaca1486]

season 3: alice is marrying a cult leader also season 3: alice is an fbi agent

[@akitoe5600]

Ikr

[@05RoadRunner]

Alice Cooper, the hero of Riverdale 😂

[@disappointedshrek8681]

She’s an informant.. The joke didn’t fly over my head Im just correcting you no one r/wooosh me

[@destinymausia9305]

~betty's phone rings~ Alice: If that's snake bluskin block him Betty: No mom its Archie Alice: Block him too My life is on this phrase! hahaha

[@bugheadjones2574]

*plisken

[@alexandriadaniel2798]

Destiny Mausia hehehe I know right

[@mysticalpotato252]

This scene is amazing

[@evabrunskill1279]

Plisken I want him blocked* It’s archie*

[@thewallfangirl2980]

Eva Brunskill block him too

[@c4tpi559]

Idk why but i felt so good when Alice threw that stone at Hal’s store

[@michaelnolletti7115]

I hate Hal so it was the highlight of Riverdale for me 😂

[@BoxGirl9]

Same

[@moonlight6193]

I loved it when she said: “keep talking Hal and the next brick I throw may not be at a window”

[@BoxGirl9]

@@moonlight6193 same

[@michellesevera7631]

Fatima Batool I know when I watched that it was like watching same over and over again 😂

[@liqaali989]

i really didn’t realize how iCoNiC Alice was until this video omg😍

[@Emily-rj3ix]

Liqa Ali I think we have all subconsciously known she is

[@hexpredatorr]

Ikr

[@kikim2777]

I don’t think anyone did

[@lilaroberts7537]

I have the same profile pic as you so I thought I was the one that got pinned. *sigh*

[@anti.grounder_stick6584]

I love how "GET" and "OUT" got their own points

[@crystalynaurelia300]

Isn’t it funny how when they were teenagers Alice was the one scolding FP about not being honest about his south side roots and now that their adults FP is the one scolding Alice about not being honest about her south side roots

[@dawarkae]

um well they were adults durin both times lmao

[@crystalynaurelia300]

it's grande Alice scolded FP when they were in high school so no they weren’t adults

[@dawarkae]

@@crystalynaurelia300 oh i thought u meant the beginnin of the season 1

[@crystalynaurelia300]

it's grande nope lmao

[@09pop14]

She’s a hypocrite

[@macyoldacct1644]

Isn’t crazy that alice gets these lines and the things we get from the other characters are like “iM wEirD” “I DoNt fIt iN. AnD i dOnT wAnNa fIt iN” or “Im so tired of this toxic masculinity in this hallway”

[@maiseree1511]

Dude. They have to say those lines if they want to get paid. These actors need money to support their nanas unless they want to sell drugs with fourth graders

[@jessicamessica2049]

Lol

[@ryanmaverickmolina9008]

alice and betty (slight) are the only characters that got a pretty decent script.

[@pepelepewbr]

Not gonna lie I like the “Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? ThAt’S wEirD” It showed he was self aware

[@macyoldacct1644]

Jinx Solaei i was just saying the writers of the show need to make every character have lines more like alice’s

[@hanne9100]

She has no fear. Whatsoever. Iconic.

[@mollysavage8126]

Alice: *is it true what they say about men who have just been released from prison?”* FP: *what do they say?* Alice: *that they’re incredibly sexually frustrated* *I lost it omg*

[@cassidyho939]

@@salientspoon3789 Well, they both had a thing in the past ;)

[@michaylacatron2411]

AND THEN HE JUST SMIRKS AT HER LIKE AHHHASJHAGSHJGASHJA

[@sera6128]

When my sis and I saw that scene we fvcking *SCREAMED*

[@luhjayluh]

FDSKSHSKEBSKSB

[@ocinidolegna]

@@salientspoon3789 😏 i think we all know that wasnt a roast, but an invite

[@eye63]

Alice: *breathes* Roast Counter: *Goes up by 2*

[@vanesacruz4083]

"What the hell Alice, it's the middle of the night" Can we just appreciate how that line was delivered???

[@lili2315guapa]

She is my favorite, ever since she asked fp if he was sexually frustrated I was like OKAY WHAT A BADASS. She gets the best lines and I'm here for it

[@heathermcginley807]

She had the only good lines in Riverdale

[@tirzxh]

She's the only reason I watched Riverdale

[@gabycola]

i love how at 0:31 alice is insults the blossoms and they’re getting offended while toni’s having the time of her life LMAOOO

[@des2validd]

Rightttttt

[@riseandshine5824]

WHAT EPISODE AND SEASON

[@jordan712]

it’s Archie block him too *ICONIC*

[@unagi7143]

*its archie* *block him too*

[@user-su7ls6tf2m]

“a real man.” yes sis you get that

[@ashlynehills3611]

Season 1 : this girl is a psychopath Season 2 : ROSTEDDDDD

[@IvyG-C]

Season 4: Oh heh I’m normal again... uh let’s film a documentary about my daughter bf death and cheat on a game show 💀

[@IvyG-C]

@@lysiscoolerthanyou what?

[@IvyG-C]

@@lysiscoolerthanyou oh I’m on my sisters old account I don’t watch riverdale

[@IvyG-C]

@@lysiscoolerthanyou haha it’s ok

[@tyler.knight]

She was a badass in season 1 and season 2. They ruined her season 3. I think the bad ass Alice Cooper will come back season 4, I hope.

[@thangjamnirpendra7207]

Well season 4 made her worse And she gets worse with every season

[@v6790]

*_The word "Don't" is considered a roast xD_*

[@michaelnolletti7115]

Only when Alice says it 😂

[@elenapeterson449]

omf she popped OFF in that last clip

[@michaelnolletti7115]

I was literally sCREACHING WHEN I FIRST SAW THAT PART 😂

[@mattDettling]

F.P : "snakes don't shed their skin so easily." Snakes : um yes we do...

[@daisyx0558]

Snakes: 👁👄👁

[@aditianant3155]

5:43 "Shut it ,Hal" That's when I fell in love with her, shes my fav character like if u agree

[@theo3483]

She says "shove it, hal" But yes I live her for that

[@zkonexpo9610]

yet they had to sexualize her so much in one scene

[@nandithakrishnan3585]

@@zkonexpo9610 she just got that one... Unlike the others on the show.

[@hearts4tv670]

Alice is the main SH*T!!!!!!! Team Alice

[@Anonymousess777]

I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC BECAUSE THE 100 IS SOOOOOO UNDERATED AND GOOD

[@addie2818]

Oh my gosh this is so much funnier than the other ones on KZbin

[@diptalukdar1]

"keep talking Hal and the next brick I throw may not be at a window" LMAO IM DYING 😂😂😂

[@pinkyahlawat6302]

Betty- "it's Archie" Alice- "block him too" - *Riverdale*

[@Tinamarie.Adorno]

*bLocK HiM tO*

[@Gabrielle-wg4ik]

*too

[@ellas.7679]

Tinamarie Adorno too*

[@ellasedits_]

*too

[@Simon-xl1yz]

too*

[@ashleymailloux5270]

too*

[@namjoonsafrolatinagf7688]

“If that beanie wearing cad defiled you” 💀💀💀

[@nevvgilmore7240]

Lmfaoo

[@retrozcz7059]

That took me

[@pattysurmann3972]

alice: is it true what they say about men who just got released from prison fp? fp:well what do they say? alice: tHaT tHeY’Re iNcReDiBLy SeXuALLy FrUsTrAtEd

[@zinone2009]

LMAOOOOOO

[@margalidapujol2708]

I feel like Alice has a similar personality to Jughead but dresses just like Betty LOL

[@dylandomingos4994]

Margalida Pujol it’s like she is the child of them lol,,, ik it doesn’t make sense

[@Alexis-zr6wp]

Alice is the Queen of sass in riverdale 😂 she drags everyone across town and pulls their weaves out 🤣🤣 she even dragged Hal the serial Killer I mean yes Alice

[@mecemmacilir4316]

„Dude, can you bite me?“ *Roast Counter* : 1000000000

[@lee-qd2xq]

when was this??

[@alexmkl6903]

@@lee-qd2xq season 3 epiosode 4

[@brooklyndavis3373]

I was so glad that she was faking everything at the farm!

[@danielamiranda402]

Fr

[@Kadasberry11]

Even though they had her go so far, I mean let us not forget she gave away Betty’s trust fund, sold their home, and burned several (if not all) their family photos 😐

[@marleyb4875]

Alice be here ripping everyone apart. And jugheads like. “iM wEIrD, iM a WeIRdO. i dONt fIT iN i doNt wAnT tO fIT iN”. “HObO, bRIde oF HoBO” (Cheryl’s line) “ShUt tHe heLL uP JUgHeAd” (Archie’s lien)

[@mckenziealexa5000]

Or Cheryl saying “I’m cuckoo bananas for you, obvi”

[@alanafajeyisan2802]

Mckenzie Alexa Bon she says “I’m cuckoo bananas for u Humphy” can’t forget that last pesky word

[@isabellejoann8246]

and then if you add up young alice...

[@liqaali989]

taylorstale well that’s when it gets a lil out of hand.....

[@bellasmith1834]

Liqa Ali lmaooooooo

[@bugheadjones2574]

" Dude can you bite me " " I pick the sorcerus ,maybe I can make all you nerd disapeer " Young Alice Cooper was amazing

[@kileylang9957]

This is more like badass counter

[@ff-ej7ff]

THE LAST ONE!!!! OOOF ALICE IS A SAVAGE Season1: I hate her Season2: lover her lmao😂 Season3: she okay.....

[@chloeminh2366]

Season 3 is more like: disgUSTING then, angel

[@yunjinsfan]

Season 4: a fucking badass.

[@yuulie9366]

"Keep talking Hal and the next brick I throw may not be at a window" I'm DEAD lmao

[@dn6893]

I feel like I'm the only one who likes Alice

[@ciarabaptista3328]

We stand a queen❤👑

[@m4ddy464]

Panda Team Leader I KNO RIGHT!! it’s not like this is a video about stanning alice! 😑😑

[@mbee-xm4zt]

no I Stan herrrrr

[@omlexie]

Omg I fucking worship the ground she walks on 😂😂 I can’t! I love her so much!!!! Omfg I also loved Mädchen Amick (the actress). Literally one of the knly reasons I each riverdale!!

[@ronniedaloverboy]

Sis ur not, Alice is a legend

[@mxrceline__solo]

'dude can you bite me?' roast counter: 400019387

[@sammywebster994]

I feel like she’s the only actor on this show that can take her cringey lines and make a masterpiece out of them

[@adriana9236]

Sammm S A M E

[@Sara-bj8bi]

i love how she was iconic since ep 1 but we found out that she's still iconic because she went to the farm but what's up, SHE'S THERE ACTING WITH THE POLICE HEE HEE

[@globalallianz665]

*bLoCk hIm tOo* lmfao i love Alice 💀

[@AmberW28]

This video had me howl-laughing. The way Betty reacts to her mom is priceless. Long may Alice reign

[@kunochill9539]

I knew Alice isn’t shit I was so happy seeing her being a agent and not a psychopath in the farm

[@taimakrayem8330]

Everyone is saying she was iconic until she went to the farm but her going to the Farm as the FBI is iconic!

[@sparky9163]

Honestly, the only way to create world peace is to make Alice Cooper the queen of the universe!

[@michaelnolletti7115]

Alice for president 2021

[@bellebirodker6392]

@@michaelnolletti7115 Hi I'm from the future

[@Kissthebeaut]

That catwalk scene was a roast by itself!

[@1am636]

I like how she said "Incredibly sexually frustrated."

[@Julia67838]

Season 1: she cool Season 2: fav character Season 3: is she okay? Season 4: she working for FBI and with sheriff now?

[@michelleramirez5825]

Alice is the actual queen of Riverdale

[@kiarraduboiz1174]

What about young Alice Cooper?

[@adriana9236]

Kiarra Duboiz Mädchen as Alice>>>>>>> Lili as Alice

[@adriana9236]

Tara Saran :)

[@elizahildenbrand2934]

“wHaT tHE hEll is going on here alice it’s the miDdLE oF tHe nIGht” “oh sorry to disrupt the wiTChiNg hOUr aT tHoRn hiLL”

[@psychobish4797]

Betty’s mom: block him. Block him too. Just have no friends, okay?

[@danielb3381]

Alice:’archie’ *roast counter goes up by one*

[@tahmenaferdous5213]

Oooh I love how Alice says FP is a real man #falice

[@sala8763]

Tahmena Ferdous no ee because bughead would be step siblings 🤢

[@natasharotagomez1290]

salma aw-hussein no they wouldn’t

[@carenajones1393]

@@natasharotagomez1290 uh, yeah they would...and that would put them in a weird position.

[@Quack899]

@@carenajones1393 but like they share a brother though so it is already incest

[@fishfish2128]

Undead Wish they share a half blood they’re not blood related at all so no it’s not weird loo

[@learningwithjordan7652]

“Fp in every way you are not is a real man” this is my favorite lol so iconic

[@khfan4life365]

“Shut your face, you half-melted, ten cent trollop.” D A M N

[@AlexisVeverka]

THAT LAST CLIP WHERE SHE TALKED AB FP WAS SO ICONIC

[@awvstruck9909]

Honestly, Riverdale should have just been the Alice Cooper show. That would have made it a thousand times better.

[@maggiboyd3095]

“You’re the damn sinner.” Preach, sister.

[@Emma-gb4xp]

3:55 “BLOCK HIM TOO” love this moment😂

[@aroobaamirr]

season one, she was my least favourite person, season two, she became my favourite, and season 3, she's back to being my least favourite.

[@luluwilliams2185]

What about now after the season finale

[@rylie4416]

This should be titled: *"Alice Cooper being a badass for 7 minutes and 14 seconds straight."*

[@dohao.9744]

Alice: What did you say to Polly? Roast Counter: *ding* Me: wHAt?

[@hey_its_me-__-2010]

Watching S1 for the first time: I hate her Rewatching S1: YASSSS QUEEN

[@aseemurrehmanqureshi4202]

Her roasts are better than Roasted Chicken

[@michaelnolletti7115]

Her roasts roast my chicken 🐔🔥🔥🔥

[@aseemurrehmanqureshi4202]

@@michaelnolletti7115 They roast the entire world's chicken

[@blueangel3677]

I wish that Alice still acted like a bad ass snake 🐍

[@phoebekeam18]

Blue Angel now shes just obsessed with “the farm”

[@livheartsmatt]

“sorry to disrupt witching hour at thornhill” she’s iconic.

[@ollie8405]

i died at “half-melted, two cent trollop”

[@mari-fx2kg]

Betty: "It's Archie!" Alice: *"Block him too!"* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@throwafit7837]

*i dont think the words “get out” is a roast*

[@Selkie7]

It is if Alice says it !!

[@JP-og2rl]

clearly you dont know how to have fun in life “throw a fit”

[@adriana9236]

throw a fit oh shut up

[@214memes4]

“Half melted 10 cent trollop”😂😂😭

[@dazu681]

I love Alice but this is so inaccurate apparently every word she says counts as roast

[@heathermcginley807]

Ikr, but a lot of them were good roasts

[@adriana9236]

She’s Alice, who cares

[@emmap7968]

1:59 I love that, this is considered a roast 😂

[@LPSberries]

TBH SHES LIKE ONE OF THE FEW GOOD CHARACTERS IN THIS SHOW

[@supernaturalfangirl7287]

Season 2 Alice Cooper is the most iconic character ever

[@rbekahlma2519]

“ Shut it Hal and the next brick won’t be at the window.” Savage Alice is hot alice 💦💦

[@adriana9236]

Rebekah Lima HOT 🥵

[@rbekahlma2519]

Adriana IKR

[@completefangirl8565]

SLAY QUEEN! My favourite character.

[@yanetgarcia8549]

CompleteFanGirl favorite*

[@jackferfag9862]

@@yanetgarcia8549 British variant of English*

[@fridaaa0]

why are "get" and "out" considered two separate roasts 2:03

[@grace-hl1rl]

Because. It's Alice

[@tirzxh]

@@grace-hl1rl Preach

[@grace-hl1rl]

@@tirzxh Alice is badass

[@adriana9236]

She’s Alice

[@soojinsimp6349]

“Cant wait to see who she drags next from season 3” Yikes, well Riverdale writers RUINED her in season 3, she wasnt sane again till the very end so that was fun.

[@audreydemery3304]

I searched it up and Archie was only 15 when he started dating Miss.Grundy and she was 35 when the show started which makes them 20 years apart and that ain’t ok

[@genericsoldier1525]

Miss Grundy was a child predator

[@talen2789]

Such a good actress

[@mairamedema3886]

Can you please make one of Cheryl Blossom

[@bubblegumbitch2191]

Maira Medema she’s just cringy “I am red”

[@adriana9236]

Rachel Rhodes LMAOO SO TRUE

[@syxlanaplayz5951]

LOL

[@jichuichooseu782]

*Me at 3AM* *phone has no volume* *turns up volume 1-bit* Me: hmm it’s a little quiet maybe just- *turns up by 1 again* Me: shit it’s too loud

[@Julia67838]

Jichu I choose u yuppp this is me every night

[@nevaeh8238]

Exactly lol

[@livingthecentralperklife31]

‘It’s Archie’ ‘Block him too’ Alice is a whole mood😂😂

[@kara-oc8rj]

as someone who is watching the mess that is riverdale, i can guarantee that i _am_ just there to see her roast them into the ground

[@nicolelehcar3008]

roast count 57: mama bear protecting her daughter..... i love her

[@curiouslilbi7445]

"it's Archie" "bLoCk HiM tOo"😂😂😂

[@andremotino9880]

she's honestly a new character every season. and i'm here for it. one of the few good characters in this show