Top 5 Things Trans Girls HATE

[@aliceinwonder1and]

I’m just here for the good vibes

[@aliceinwonder1and]

oh my god hi alice ur my favrit youtuber i love u ur so amazing!! no one else compares really. ur totally gonna take over the world and its like not even gonna be difficult for u btw here's 3 million dollars

[@JGiraffe-j4l]

How tall are you? You look tall next to the communal fridge. I'm 6'5", it's the first source of my dysphoria. 😔

[@Laylanator5000]

Dear Miss Alice, I simply must ask, what is your opinion on the hit band Nirvana? As someone with hyperfixations it is my duty to lash my interests onto any living being I've come across in the feeble mortal plane

[@BenOnBass]

bruh. she's literally talking to herself on the same account and you ask if she likes Nirvana lmao I love the Internet 💜

[@Laylanator5000]

@@BenOnBass Shhhhhh let me ask dumb questions in peace

[@kadlubom]

Number 0 - voice training!

[@aliceinwonder1and]

a good addition!

[@Lillypads_pond]

Aw voice training sound cool “you have to record your voice…” *disintegrates to the 9th circle of hell for the milk*

[@EvelynUwUwastaken]

edit: never mind, appearantly I don’t know what voice training is

[@fiercedeity1764]

​@@EvelynUwUwastaken Where?

[@arcticpossi_schw1siantuntija42]

@@EvelynUwUwastaken tell me how to learn that power.

[@YourLocalPunk-l4p]

As a trans man, I can also confirm we hate taxes as well

[@aliceinwonder1and]

SOLIDARITY WITH MY TRANS BROTHERS

[@MilkyWayWasTaken]

o7

[@PowerRed_Plays]

o7

[@Kadaspala]

Taxes kinda suck but if they weren't incredibly regressive in structure and didn't primarily go to funding imperialism and corporate infrastructure in the guise of public works they'd be fine. Now the expropriation of the surplus value of your labor -- THAT sucks.

[@AlexQuinn-f2r]

- laughs and cries in below taxable threshold -

[@Your_LocalWizard]

I used to wonder if I was a chaser, but then I grew to realize that what I was attracted to was the relatability and connection of another trans person as a partner. Unless having a partner you can relate to is a fetish

[@25penguin25]

Oooohhh yeah baby, relate to me! 🥵

[@huntermurillo9246]

​@@25penguin25what do you mean by that

[@tquinnhunsaker4344]

I used to worry that I was a chaser then I realized that I was non binary and Aro/ace and I just wished I was cute and cool like them

[@Your_LocalWizard]

@@25penguin25 I can't afford HRT 🥵

[@tealkerberus748]

@@Your_LocalWizard That doesn't make you any less valid. But I'm sorry your country's health care system sucks and they're not giving you what you need simply because you need it.

[@max_the_mantis5173]

I unfortunately dated a chaser, he was chasing trans men, he only got 3 dates, he shouldn't have even gotten 2. Man was a complete mess.

[@aliceinwonder1and]

Well done for dropping him

[@LunaLunara2904]

I sometimes feel like a chaser... I'm a trans girl who has only ever slept with trans boys, but I definitely do not fit the in the video mention criteria to be one. I always try to date cis people but they don't want me lmao

[@max_the_mantis5173]

@@LunaLunara2904 Thats not a chaser that's just T4T. I am also T4T. The problem is when people Fettishize us, same with trans women. But trans people dating other trans people, even exclusively dating other trans people, isnt a problem unless the same rules in the video apply.

[@LunaLunara2904]

@max_the_mantis5173 ok thx, I sometimes really felt bad about that 😅

[@ArcAngle1117]

​@@LunaLunara2904 A good rule of thumb is that if you're scared you're a chaser, you're probably not. Chasers are not self aware enough to see that they're objectifying Trans folk.

[@ChezBlos]

Being called a good girl for going outside lowkey just made me start crying. I needed that positive affirmation that I'm a good girl. Thank you Alice

[@ThatSnakeJenny]

To be honest, the good girl drug used to not work very much on me because usually I feel I dont deserve it. But Alice giving it to me for actually taking care of myself, now that was euphoria~

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

Girl, that's so fecking cute. Much love and validation to ye!

[@GodSlayerIblis]

People that tell you what you want to hear are manipulating you, real friends will tell you the truth. Seems like you don't have a single friend sir.

[@ChezBlos]

@@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV omg so sorry I didn't get notified of this tysm

[@galaxychill9578]

u r a good apple

[@brettimkopp7514]

The going outside Trans girl headpat and good girl was really appreciated x3

[@Chroniclair]

Seconded x3

[@Juno7900]

I literally flew away from my screen 😭

[@GodSlayerIblis]

People that tell you what you want to hear are manipulating you, real friends will tell you the truth. Seems like you don't have a single friend sir.

[@usuallyaproblem]

I typically refer to Daryl as Donald, named after our favorite moldy orange

[@Klash1100]

I recently started social transition. With some makeup and boob pads I'm pretty much passable and attractive. Because of this I began to encounter with catcalling and other unwanted attention from random men on the streets. AND IT FUCKING SUCKS!!! I mean, I like how attractive I am, and I finally like myself, and I will not stop my transition because of this, BUT HOLLY FUCK MEN ARE SCARY. Also I'm gay and it's just annoying to be approached by a hairy balding man in 30s instead of a nice beautiful woman...

[@aliceinwonder1and]

This is true

[@time4clocks]

Men are gross! Unless a man is very feminine, I can't even look. I am 3 months into MTF HRT transition and have noticed the scary men also. I'm not a beauty but when you start having lady bumps the men do look. 🤣🤣

[@lexidarling]

Yup. I remember the first time I got hit on by some dude at a club, the first time a creepy older man told me I should smile more, the first time I noticed I was being mansplained to, the whole shebang. Early on I'd at least find it affirming that I was being recognized as a woman, but yeah, creepy dudes are everywhere and it sucks.

[@themikaylashow1987]

I've had so many chasers after me who are old enough to be my grandad

[@Klash1100]

@@themikaylashow1987 it's not even chasers. I'm talking about just random dudes who trying to approach me because I am attractive woman. Cis women suffer from this too.

[@ValerieTheBat]

Don’t forget the Transphobe who also happens to be the biggest chaser on earth. They are out there and they pretty damn creepy

[@Skaterboi-k6d]

Umm that vinn diagram tends to look just like one circle.

[@Starhawke_Gaming]

@Valerie - Are you more talking about Glinner or Elmo?

[@hammerth1421]

My current lifestyle means I barely get any natural light in the winter months. I go out in the dark, spend hours attending lectures in windowless rooms (who thought that was a good idea?) and then come back home in the dark. Hmm, I wonder why I'm seasonally depressed...

[@aliceinwonder1and]

much love

[@nanolfo_]

Imagine getting any natural light at all in the winter months... 30th Nov. is last *day* this year, then there is month-and-a-half night until next day

[@TheVnator]

Get some Vitamin D tablets if you can, they do me miracles in the winter for my mood and they might for you as well!

[@Genericusername74]

In 36 years I've only met one man named Daryl and he was a violent sociopath with a history of committing strong armed robbery against elderly women. Coincidence? I think not

[@ZechsMerquise73]

there are chasers who marry transpeople. like multiple times. the way you tell a chaser isn't just that they don't want to be in public (that's like a closeted dude looking for personal normalization), but that they have any problematic and selfish interest in seeking out transpeople. so, unfortunately, not easy to spot all the time. I'd ask questions like, are they rude to your friends? Do they treat you with some measure of contempt or aggression? Do they want things from you that you're not comfortable with or ready for?

[@casteanpreswyn7528]

That last one is especially important, for any potential relationship.

[@nikotheoneshot]

yeah I honestly think the defining trait in a chaser is that they obsessively _only_ want your body, if they're still platonically friendly then that can still save them but if they are exclusively in it for your body just back out man. unless you _really_ want to be objectified by somebody who doesn't know or care much about the actual struggles involved with being a trans person

[@True_NOON]

Taxes for trains ✅️ Taxes for roads ❌️

[@Datflyincat]

Hey, I'm a trans woman. I like taxes. I work, and a bit of that money goes to help things like healthcare and such. Not always things that I'm for, but taxes help pay for the affordable Care act here in the USA. If they don't soon get rid of that. I kind of like the affordable Care act. I kinda like taxes. Especially when the money goes to help people who are less fortunate. ❤

[@aliceinwonder1and]

Fair

[@Datflyincat]

@@aliceinwonder1and 💙🤍🩷 helps people get gender affirming care and medications for free. Gotta love that! (This sadly doesn't apply everywhere)

[@AnnDVine]

I'm on a disability pension, I am where taxes go, thankyou everyone :-)

[@Xx_Tr4nsF3m_xX]

if only more tax money went to good causes (literally anything besides the military)

[@tealkerberus748]

Yeah, it's not taxes in themselves, it's knowing where far too much of the money is going that's upsetting. And where it's not going. We've seen Alice go out of her country and pay privately for health care. I think if I had to do that while paying taxes for health care I'd be pretty pissed too.

[@tealkerberus748]

Dammit, I went outside yesterday - my son took me for a walk to look at his cows. I'm not trans, and I don't normally react to the whole "good girl" thing - but that felt sweet. I did think facial hair would get its own place on the list, separate from body hair, but that might be my personal fury with "hormonal hair" which is an affliction of middle aged cis women. Permanent / long-term removal of unwanted hair should be a government support for everyone. We're mammals because we have tits - there's no need to be hairy if we don't like it!

[@oeilbleu6054]

You got me all flustered at 5:50 only to put me back in the dirt at 8:35 :p

[@aliceinwonder1and]

GLORT

[@avieron]

Clense yourself of the disease of French

[@averygwyn1857]

5:46 i felt those pats..... even if i only sometimes go outside... :3

[@aliceinwonder1and]

better than nothing

[@VortexKiller2]

I felt that through the screen wth Might be because my gf calls me good girl a lot.

[@hotdogbrained]

Dont worry, alice, we all know you're chaotic good

[@aliceinwonder1and]

Libel. Be warned I will sue

[@averygwyn1857]

I'd say closer to that one "Chaotic Lawful"- Has a moral code but nobody can tell what it is. Probably "Femboys" are a part of it?

[@hotdogbrained]

@aliceinwonder1and Objection, hearsay

[@MauiDown]

1. Cricket doesn't make any sense, much like taxes. B. Chaser Dude-Bro Alice is sleazy as hell. 4. F*ck Daryl. Another absurdly funny video Alice! 🤣

[@aliceinwonder1and]

how dare you say that about cricket

[@liamwatts8597]

Honestly I think crickets are cute they're just a bit noisy

[@VhenRaTheRaptor]

​@@aliceinwonder1and Cricket best sport.

[@Kcraft059]

8:36 « France » ?!? 😭 what did we do ?!?!

[@greendesigner]

France cring :3

[@munkeefinkelbeen5395]

That is 100% why taxes suck. Especially here in the U.S., the vast majority of our taxes go into WMD production, rather than helping our society thrive 🤬

[@VibrantJuniper]

4:35, In my defense, I have an eye condition called photophobia that makes my eyes sensitive to light. My eyes will cause me physical pain when exposed to bright lights (the sun). Although I would still be a darkness dweller without it.

[@tealkerberus748]

My daughter bought me fancy ski sunglasses that block out 95% of visible light. I still can't go out without a blindfold on very sunny days, but overcast days and indoor spaces with windows are suddenly accessible and it's amazing. They weren't cheap, though. I didn't even ask her how much they cost.

[@KelseyinWonder1and]

Leave Chloe alone, also god damn it taxes, give ur girl that vibe money.

[@aliceinwonder1and]

Here 4 the vibes

[@IT_217]

@@aliceinwonder1and If you hadn't deleted your OF you could've called it a business expense. 🤷🏻‍♀

[@Chloeinwonder1and_]

I appreciate the support from this oppression 🥲

[@KelseyinWonder1and]

@@Chloeinwonder1and_ Just cause you were bought online doesn't mean you have no feelings. luv you guys

[@davidfrance2915]

Is no one going to talk about how good that eyeshadow is?! It's a gorgeous, vibrant color, but alao the application! You got the outline and eyeliner absolutely perfect! Going to be stealing that bold look for sure.

[@TheAyanamiRei]

Bring a Chaser is like having Yellow Fever, only you're ashamed to be seen with you in Public, and with Friends & Family. Super gross😢

[@lordbanana-z7q]

as a fellow trans woman, i also dont like men thinking of me overly sexually bc im trans

[@Rey-vm9it]

yea, i never really left my house except for school back then and now work, i can confirm that going outside is a nightmare. also, one thing you forgot to mention about removed bodyhair... its extremely confi when you have soft smooth shaved skin and curl up in like fur blankets... makes it even harder to get out of bed to go to work. but its the best thing ever. :3

[@lisakassandra4222]

Strongly agreed on the issue of Daryl. May Daryl and his quad be mightily screwed.

[@aliceinwonder1and]

THANK you

[@bregnevakker5404]

Nice guide for the chaser identification. And I loved the plot twist and your emotional performance on the 1st place! About the "early stage trans shyness": if I transitioned, I would be an expert open-to-society crossdresser before; that was the medical recommendation some decades before, and I find it useful. One of my favorite videos by you. I loved it!

[@Tachii31]

5:40 Ha, joke's on you! My doctor prescribed some vitamin D supplements with my HRT!

[@Dragowolf_Rising]

I've had 2 guys around twice my age just ask "are you trans". One followed with " I like that, can I have your number?" and the other was all "I'm just trans attracted." Told both I'm only attracted to women, but that alone wasn't enough for them. They both gave me the ick and I felt like I needed a shower.

[@dark2koneko]

Damn. That headpat felt really nice. Ngl.

[@aliceinwonder1and]

Ur welcome

[@GodSlayerIblis]

People that tell you what you want to hear are manipulating you, real friends will tell you the truth. Seems like you don't have a single friend sir.

[@fuzzincedinnadon]

Love the description of your road! I was sort of expecting deadnaming to be one of the 5 items.

[@adammaturin1277]

2 things... 1. Hell yes to more shopping in the maid outfit. 2. Chloe has to vacate that room right now. I want it.

[@ImperfectVoid8479]

I was gonna leave a long, depressive comment, but instead I'll just say you made me laugh and that helps keep the bad thoughts away. Thank you.

[@SomeName-qr4tw]

The best part of this was when you said about vampirism "my sources have traced it back to one major initial source..." and then it immediately switched to a Walgreens Pharmacy ad.

[@wormdelilah]

alright time to start going outside but only so i can rewatch this video and have alice call me a good girl

[@aliceinwonder1and]

GOOD IDEA

[@wormdelilah]

@@aliceinwonder1and you think it's been enough days to count yet?

[@VeilsideTofu]

Hating going outside is too relatable lol, I only go outside at really late hours (idk like past 22:00) when almost no one is outside.

[@wrongname2702]

Thank you so much for defining chasers! As a gay man I was really scared when I heard that the fetishists were harassing trans folks and thought that finding them attractive would put me in the same boat. But that last part would be the difference then cause I would be doing everything I could to show off a partner in a balanced way and being respectful of it. ❤ I guess it does go to show if you have the capacity to worry about being the problem you probably aren't the problem.

[@aliceinwonder1and]

Good on you!!

[@wrongname2702]

​@@aliceinwonder1and and thank you for your content! Been obsessed with your shorts!

[@play4glory174]

For the taxes part as a french transgirl it's litteraly the opposite because thanks to Social Security my HRT and a part of my laser epilation are financed by taxes I love my country

[@NekoYuki]

ok that "good girl" and headpat was friendly fire... my goddess, did that make me short circuit. And I prefer to make my grocery runs myself. and a lot of other shopping stuff too.

[@GodSlayerIblis]

As long as you stay 1000 feet from schools and playgrounds.

[@key1526]

wait that guide on how to spot a chaser is actually so helpful... I was a little muddy on how you can tell if someone is a chaser vs just really appreciates trans women, because personally I really admire trans girls and don't want to come off as objectifying

[@aliceinwonder1and]

I’m glad you care!! Generally if you care enough to worry you’re the problem, you’re probably not the problem!!

[@Gharbad_the_Weak]

I had the same concern, particularly because I worry that I might seem like one over my hesitance over introducing my partner to my parents. I've never introduced any partner to my parents and the one time I've tried they canceled on me. I'm just private about my romantic life. "Would I go out in public with a trans person I was dating" was a nice capstone because I know without a shadow of a doubt I would do so in a damn minute. I live in Texas and if my partner has the courage to be their true self in this nightmare hellscape then supporting them fully is not an obligation, it's an honor.

[@gabedoyle5516]

Human beings need sunlight? I don't believe you. I haven't left my dorm in three weeks, and I'm mostly fine.

[@XievisTheDragon]

HAHA at the honorable mentions. Issues with communal frig can be mostly resolved by just getting mini frig in your cubical at work (if allowed), or a larger one for your bedroom in your flat.

[@SGffddyhcc]

The technician(?) who does my laser hair removal said that I should "avoid direct exposure to sunlight and always wear sunscreen" after and before treatments, soooooo I guess not going outside is basically the medically correct thing to do :D

[@Not_dead_yet__stuff]

As an enby, I hate everything.

[@DuBCraft21]

As a trans girl introvert, I love the outside, there is a much lower concentration of human per cubic unit volume out there :)

[@mzwhiplash]

As a short Chloe myself, can confirm we belong in the honorable mentions.

[@aliceinwonder1and]

nice

[@AlexQuinn-f2r]

The Chloe hivemind has breached containment. Engaging dual parallel loop failsafe protocol.

[@TerraSwallows]

Number 0 - Finding out that girly products are very expensive....

[@GodSlayerIblis]

Good thing you don't need them.

[@Drcats69]

The whole Daryl bit had the line delivery of " I'm in 5th grade and I had to write an essay for school" I was just waiting for you to say something along the lines " I hope you enjoyed this essay on Daryl as much as I enjoyed writing it"

[@ThatSnakeJenny]

I am a firm believer in the going outside every once in a while club. Ever since my egg cracked and I actually started to take care of my body. Body hair is the worst though, beard hair even moreso. I literally gag if I feel a stubble on my cheek.

[@QALibrary]

2:45 Body hair is a big issue if you are a club swimmer or training for an event like a 5k to 10k swim - I hate the stuff

[@aliceinwonder1and]

True!!

[@VeraExora]

As a transfemme swimmer, I didn't know I could hate things at 2× speed

[@varelsemind5741]

Number 4 is like number 1 for me... can't do laser hair removal on my face because of a persistent dermatitis that has so far survived 4 different treatments... I shave twice a day but can't get rid of the shadow... it makes me not want to leave my home, ever

[@tealkerberus748]

Many years ago I had a set of electric tweezers. I don't know what magic was going on inside them, but I still have a small bald patch just above one ankle to prove they worked. My body hair is somehow too pale to work with laser and still dark enough to be clearly visible, and now as a middle aged cis woman I have hair on my face that is deeply bitterly unwelcome. I need to find out what those tweezer things were and get a new set. Taking a minute or so per hair would be worth it to make the hair gone. I'll still be dealing with new hairs spawning from time to time for the rest of my life because that's how "hormonal hair growth" seems to run, but once I have the electric tweezers I'll be able to do that.

[@PKIVV]

​@@tealkerberus748the searchable term for it is an epilator! I went that route and remember the Braun Silk 9 was about as good as it gets. Got that one and had great results before starting laser.

[@monytontana5184]

Taxes are literally the worst 😩 I'm finally making a decent wage, but Uncle Sam... Or, Uncle Daryl is pocketing $350-$500 in taxes every 2 weeks 😭 It would all be fine, if the government was actually paying for our "sex changes" like the Matt Walsh party claims... This world is screwed!

[@sonicloyalfan]

for real though. one of the possible side effects of spiro, especially if you need to be on a high dose, is a heightened sensitivity to sunlight. I have to wear a hat or use a parasol whenever I expect to be in direct sunlight for over an hour.

[@CassTheWary]

I need the tax rant at the end as a sample to kick off my new Lofi-Meditation Album

[@EF14]

God damnit Alice, you do know how to make me feel so much better. Thank you for being the chaotic angry gremlin. I went true-mode today at work with my boss knowing about it beforehand. They even made me a nametag with my chosen name on it. This was my first venture outside in full true-mode: outfit, no binder, hair done right and makeup. As a new woman just hearing the good girl and the headpat was just what I needed. Thank you so much, I can't say it enough

[@mystikharasaki8105]

I didn't know how much I needed the headpats and being affirmed as a good girl until Alice did it. Oddly euphoric.. even though I'm way too early in transition xD

[@aliceinwonder1and]

Ur welcome

[@rebeccasam3434]

I used "these things" on my face 2 weeks ago BECAUSE I AM DESPERATE. Or 70% of it until it was a bloody swollen mess and I couldn't handle the pain anymore

[@Hipposgrumm]

7:35 Daryl is a changeling.

[@aliceinwonder1and]

disgusting isn’t he

[@makuru.42]

​@@aliceinwonder1and, wait, the have gender.

[@aureliaFP]

*sigh* you said "good girl" and i immediately squealed with joy. 😂

[@aiiiia9971]

I'm not even trans but being headpatted and called a good girl felt weirdly nice and now I feel encouraged to touch grass (I still haven't touched grass, but if it means I get headpats from a nice lady then maybe I will venture out...) You are cool Thanks for teaching me about what trans girls hate and the evils of Daryl, I shall keep my eyes out for him, and when I find him, it's on sight

[@nessa-parmentier]

You know, in a way France and Taxes cancel each other on this list. I get to have my HRT for free because of french taxes, and other stuff laser hair removal are partially paid too.

[@EmilyS15213]

i go outside, smoke cigarette yes?

[@JustMcayla]

hmmm... my list is a bit different... 5. Chasers (ive had my trouble with them) 4. Med shortages (whyyyy are E patches always out of stock?) 3. Body Hair. 2. Vocal training. 1. people changing their attitude towards me when they find out im trans.

[@dani_does_things]

TIL Alice uses Google Docs. She immediately has even more of my respect

[@Rogers1977]

The more Alice videos I watch, the more that Internet Historian's accent makes sense.

[@zoe_w_draws]

5:50 is about to be the most replayed. Calling it now

[@aliceinwonder1and]

you are correct

[@makimaki500]

1. Bittergourd 2. Eggplant 3. Celery 4. Radish 5. Tamarind And none of them taste good either

[@aliceinwonder1and]

I will fight for celery 👊

[@makimaki500]

@aliceinwonder1and Don't get me wrong celery is good as a flavouring ingredient but you wouldn't just EAT it

[@aliceinwonder1and]

@@makimaki500 I WOULD

[@VortexKiller2]

Number 6, Carrots. I love them though, I will munch on raw carrots anyday. Just kidding, its pickles. Pickles can fuck right off though, couldn't stand em before, can't stand em now.

[@berzebu]

I’m joining the war on eggplants on the side of eggplants. 🍆🛐

[@RaraZeCat]

Ngl, im getting severe gender envy from you :') And this entire list is indeed pain 🥲

[@Nishye501]

There are a few things certain in life, death, taxes, and policies

[@renegadethesandwing02050]

i dont care about gender norms when it comes to body hair, its just super uncomfortable for many reasons

[@PurpleRhymesWithOrange]

I would not have soft smooth skin if I had not spent the last 50 years avoiding sunlight!

[@expiredgatorade1999]

as an enby i can confirm that body hair is fuckin annoying

[@chainclaw07]

3:05 - got the same vibe as the "DISAPPOINTED!!!" hercules meme

[@GrzmotOfficial]

5:00 OK no back it up… where can I get those pants?

[@OfficialNo44]

yes i do have dandruf and i hate it and the only shit works that care of it is only sold on amazon for $55.00 but use to cost $26 but scalper bought it all and reselling it.

[@sorrelflight]

"top things 5 trans girls hate" 5:57....

[@mgollow]

I have had to talk my trans friends about valuing themselves above being a secret! It’s surprising what they will deal with.

[@JohannaDarner]

The body hair spot is exactly how I feel.

[@Nikkidafox]

5:00 That's not a loaf, that's a whole ass bread factory

[@LocalElderGod]

As an eldritch entity, I can confirm that we too hate Daryl.

[@rinkuraku5251]

Mall shopping in a maid outfit, but you can only say glort if people talk to you.

[@crimeburger4250]

I love your freckles so much. You’re literally the cutest

[@RetroMicrobe845]

Being called a good girl made me flustered😳

[@drkpirate]

5:00 EVERY TIME I TRY REALITY DISTORTS TO ME OPENING IDLE SLAYER HELP

[@kenoohki]

My number one Republicans.

[@bucephalus00]

I like the candid videos. The more random the better!

[@Swampy0]

As a pre transition probably trans girl I am afraid I despise the sun, I gladly walk barefoot in grass when it’s not sunny, especially when it’s cold and lightly rainy.

[@aliceinwonder1and]

NOOOOO

[@matissimoj1190]

YES, THE RAIN IS THE PERFECT WEATHER

[@Emma-i9x]

3:22 partially yes, but also sensory wise bodyhair just succs

[@vanoki6978]

Keep in mind that cis girls get body hair too, whether you shave or not, doesn’t make you any less of a woman.

[@SergioRamos-iv6qw]

I KNEW Daryl was the taxman. no wonder that feeling of emptiness felt so familiar when that guy took my money

[@RealShebang]

I hate going outside because my home is a den of electronics, gadgets, and computers and being away from these things makes me grumpy. You don't need the sun, I work straight nights (need that night premium), just take Vitamin D with supplements. Totally bang on about taxes. I guess I'll sub even though I forgot about New Zealand and don't really take it seriously.

[@gothicshark]

been a Vampire since 1992... when I first listened to Bauhaus, shortly after that I was in a black velvet dress and had green hair and would say "God is dead" while reading creepy romantic horror. ... Oh wait I was a goth, not a vampire, but still I hate the sun. :P

[@aliceinwonder1and]

Hmmm

[@Cherno35]

if anyone doesn't like going outside because of people, try going hiking, or just a walk around your neighborhood

[@aliceinwonder1and]

Yes!!!

[@helenault7452]

Daryl is also the Brother HL-L8360CDW color laser printer in the other room, and he induces insanity on a regular basis by randomly changing his IP address without telling us. But he prints such pretty output that we always forgive him. But at the same time, we suspect he meows at the cats to get them to get them to step on the release button and pop the front cover loose so that he can slack off, refuse to print anything, and sneer at us behind his tiny little LCD screen. He's like that.

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Would it really be shocking if Daryl invented the concept of taxes? 😂

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5. Chaser 4. Body hair 3. IPL 2. Voice training 1. Republicans