Alien Threatens A Deathworlder In Galactic Jail, Instantly Regrets It | Best HFY Stories

[@suzettewilliams1758]

"Tis but a scratch" I was not expecting Monty Python 😂😂😂

[@skyephoenix801]

He even hopped on one leg 😂

[@kennyFF033]

... is merely a flesh wound. 😂

[@Storel79]

NOBODY expects the Monty Python Reference!

[@randomcenturion7264]

The human prisoners are incredibly dedicated to maintaining a grip of the prison soap supplies. I do not know what horrors are unleashed once it is dropped on their world but I pray to the pantheon I never find out. I have also learned they can turn practically anything into a shiv or shank. Who knew a that much damage could be caused by some broken glass tied to a plastic fork.

[@danielbuie6878]

Who knew a plastic toothbrush could be sharpened against granular concrete to such a sharp point?

[@TheLtVoss]

Well prisoners have one thing TIME sameone made even a crossbow in a prison and same other prison wappons are also quite genius 😅

[@Maeshalanadae]

Good to hear your narration again, Larissa.

[@I3igI3adW0lf]

Humans evolved from fearing what goes bump in the night to become what those things fear.

[@ZombiePumps]

We Bump Back

[@hallowedbeyourdays]

The thing about evolving on a deathworld is that you don't have the means to realize your people have been doing so until you get a chance to leave, and gain an outside measuring point to compare yourself against. Back on old Earth, all we had was our wildlife to compare against - so we ended up thinking we were somewhat small, rather frail and that our endurance and intelligence were all we had going for ourselves. To reiterate; we had thought a constantly changing climate, the atmosphere now-and-again turning violently lethal, perpetual geological instability, crushing gravity, man-eating predators, venomous micro-predators, and the galaxy's most lethal cocktail of viral and microbial life were all completely normal things to grow and develop within. Imagine the chuffed satisfaction of the ones who ventured forth and found that compared to other spacefaring species, we were incredibly robust, blindingly fast and exceedingly deadly in our own right.

[@Saanonymous80]

We own the night

[@stalinsoulz7872]

What equivalent to space dinosaur rans away** Humans: get back here!!!! I should've been the one afraid!!!

[@IamCoalfoot]

@@hallowedbeyourdays Our planet spent a billion years just hammering out Mitochondria. Worlds that didn't do that, or never managed it, would be... lethargic in comparison. Lots of little coincidences made us.

[@MarkATorres1989]

For a moment, when Warden Valree said "Well, well." - I first thought. "Frieza?" Good video, hopefully there is more stories about Mason and his secret missions.

[@Psalmster023]

Nicely written and entertaining, without using all the common statements over and over how humans are underestimated. Well done.

[@lacucaracha111111]

The classic " Do not fight a combat medic" We know every last bone in your body and we are here to help allies ...... dont force us to use that, to have us name every body in you while we break them

[@Fatgamerdawg]

Replace body with bone

[@LVAlpha609]

Plz be honest. How many hours of just voice acting go into these videos

[@lacucaracha111111]

Id guess : YES

[@TheMightySkeletorLordofPuns]

Sounds AI to me

[@dabigork]

​@@TheMightySkeletorLordofPuns real people buddy

[@TheMightySkeletorLordofPuns]

@@dabigork really? I've always been bad with that sort of thing maybe it's the monotone of it. Still great stories

[@scgimmly]

​@@TheMightySkeletorLordofPuns a big giveaway for ai told stories Is pronunciation of names and non English word's. If they sounds strange or wrong is probably ai. So far only found one ai channel that uses them wel also one of the biggest 😅.

[@HrLBolle]

Does Mason get crayon as a side dish during his meals

[@Saanonymous80]

That's reserved for dessert on special holidays

[@AnAngryRedGummyBear]

If he is denied it for too long, its got to be a religious violation or something.

[@TheJadeFist]

Star Killer would be more impressive he destroyed those worlds by hand, but any one can push a button that doesn't make you tough.

[@MrErtwer]

It's not always what one is capable of doing that is scary, but what one is willing to do.

[@SoSezTheDude]

33:03 Lol, there is a country on earth called Moldova. That Moldovian would be really confused if he met an earth moldovian!

[@lemax6865]

I think they're called Moldovans on Earth, without the "i".

[@SoSezTheDude]

@@lemax6865 I worked with a dude from there, Its Moldavian.

[@lemax6865]

@@SoSezTheDude I just checked to make sure, apparently both "Moldovan" (two o, no i) and "Moldavian" (o, a, i) are correct. It seems current-day Moldova used to be part of the Principality of Moldavia, whose territories are now held by Moldova and the surrounding countries. Couldn't find anything about "Moldovian" (two o, with i) however.

[@SoSezTheDude]

@lemax6865 Well, I guess we were both right then 👍 I just know that's what the guy from there told me.

[@PhilipSfalanga]

Thanks! Another great story! 🙂

[@009dracko]

Human: "Our planet, our home has done one thing and one thing very well. And that is to make killers."

[@MissleLaunch]

I appreciate the camera shot at the beginning to prove that your even cadence isn't just generative AI 😊

[@Playerk125]

nice monthy pyton reference 27:07

[@goodcitizen64]

Thanks for another good story and fabulous voice acting!!

[@Mariozehner]

Yesss. My favorite. I will always love your voice.

[@UpperDarbyDetailing]

Yes, she’s definitely my favorite

[@noppornwongrassamee8941]

What are they using for starship hulls that are weaker than human ribs?

[@leonidas0242]

Ai written non sense

[@mr.neonchef8625]

​@leonidas0242 that's the thing, it wasn't written by AI

[@the_pelican_real]

probably some sort of aluminum alloy?

[@michaellinnet6095]

Probably. Considering the methods of ftl propulsion that we as a species have speculated on, they all use some version of force field to maintain hull integrity. And even our moon rockets used a high tensile strength aluminum alloy for the outer skin.

[@NexusBladeGaming]

@@mr.neonchef8625Oh really? Because like 99% of these hfy stories sound extremely AI generated, and generally the voices are as well, and the images always are. Sometimes they are entertaining but you have to ignore the janky bits which are all too common... if these aren't AI generated, then whoever wrote them did their best to make them sound like they are, which is a very weird goal.

[@tufelhunden5795]

That was a fun story. Thanks to the writers and the narrator!!

[@harronlor4345]

Thanks!

[@TR1P0DL1F3]

Gotta get food before you can store it.

[@ZombiePumps]

27:19 😂Tis but a scratch

[@RedDadRedemption]

Another hit. We need to hear more of mason's exploits and dig deeper into the lore of this universe.

[@kennyFF033]

Nothing foils plans like an embedded Marine! Great narration, as usual. Happy New Year to all Starbound staff and fans.

[@jpatchin7405]

Your narrative may have made a new friend 😊

[@geofthompson3844]

Great story and brilliant narration, thank you 😊❤

[@Azmodon]

I want to hear more about the eustasian colonies, are they near the tympanic estuary on Malleus-1? :P

[@DLOFT002]

This is one of the best one shots in a while.

[@DannyBanks-g5f]

Amazing story, thank you so much! NY treat. Also, anyone else start humming Let it Go at "Frozen fractals"?

[@eclipsebrightstar8671]

Part 2 plz!

[@brians.5520]

I keep expecting and Mason to break into Joe from Family Guy: "Peter..."

[@joshmcdaniel6193]

Can we get bloopers at the end of the story

[@Ajthenightwalker]

I need more of Mason

[@markknight5178]

Nice series starter, I would love to hear some more , especially if Larissa is doing the narration. She can do male voices with ease and doesn't have to force female or non-male voices like the male narrators do. She has an evolutionary advantage. 😂

[@ManuelPinner]

well I guess the human did a demonstration how King David, the Giant Slayer, Fights!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@silverbird425]

Sea otters and green crabs . . . . who would have thought?

[@sethcole9154]

I love that we're going with John Carter of Mars lore for human biology

[@garyhendershot9153]

Well done! Good story.

[@shootahgun]

the moment he sed redundant systems i thot he was klingon

[@christopherbrummet4997]

Humans' ultimate attack: Mansplaining with extreme snark lol

[@WillRennar]

Class dismissed!

[@logangraham2956]

a trap were the target knows it's a trap ... that's not a trap anymore, that's a standoff.

[@Nobody-hf8lp]

Finally Larissa a.k.a HFY girl I am very happy to hear you narrating Starbound HFY stories instead of the guy narrators.

[@monmusumaster]

I personally like them all. Each one has their own flavor of narration. Having them just each take a specific universe to narrate would be cool.

[@T3DRAGOON]

She is the voice of their most popular story the R&F saga. What are you on about?

[@michaellinnet6095]

I like it when they do colabs. The different timbers of their voices really make the story pop.

[@fire_ant_187x7]

​@@T3DRAGOONthat's what I was thinking too. Where does person been LOL

[@lacucaracha111111]

39:05 OH YEAH!

[@rossphillips7843]

Hello from Alabama💖YOU

[@davidsherwen5245]

I loved this story

[@jakobmikota1543]

Ok, what are those space-ship hulls made out of, that human skin is tougher than it?

[@AndyCaley]

Too much quantum quantum quantum - can you give me a definition of quantum? And it's relatively to the various ways it is used? Otherwise good story 👍

[@mensch58306]

Thanks goddess

[@baileydombroskie3046]

I’m 99% sure this is a repeat story I heard earlier in the year from wat I can remember being from an AI channel. Gud story, just that it needed the human telling the story. Thanx for this.

[@UpperDarbyDetailing]

Starbound has their own writers

[@TheMightySkeletorLordofPuns]

Um what are star ships made of, paper?

[@matthewtremain683]

Their structures were designed to deal with a third of the force that is normal to us. Thinner metals, softer alloys. Also, it seems that force fields were heavily relied upon.

[@TheMightySkeletorLordofPuns]

@@matthewtremain683 yeah that makes sense.

[@jasonsamilton1659]

I also agree with relying on some sort of shielding so they can use lighter alloy. Newton's 2nd law also applies in the vacuum of space

[@SlimeyZockt]

While the images are AI, gotta alprechiate that the VA are human. But most importantly that the subtitles are not random bullshit

[@tzmmm]

Wtf maximum security prison allows the inmates to do maintenance on critical systems?

[@343sinbad]

Might be to their section and not where guards would be

[@kennethmana3103]

if that's the case then it's better to make the prisoners do the maintenance than risk sending a maintenance team Then getting capture and Becoming a hostage

[@jamesaaron1533]

First!!!

[@wonttell4873]

Not bad. To much on the gravity thing and the warning about death worlder training was repeated.

[@TechTyler88]

I'm not with that "they them" crap

[@killer13324]

second

[@ericmorris3948]

This dude is probably just a nerd with everything he keeps talking about

[@donniejo8888]

forth

[@selador11]

That constant moaning in the background is not helpful.

[@hardlife3844]

The excessive amount of commercials has made this the last video from this channel I click on.

[@BlackHawkTZ]

Lol

[@Skunk1982]

EZ on the 👀 and EZ on the ears 🔥

[@PitbullSMD]

Moldovians :)))

[@SlashDotDash121]

AI is gonna put you out if a job the next 3 years :/