Jimmy Hendrix and Bruce Lee definitely had a hand in this
@seanduffy14204 жыл бұрын
Brendan Whelan they were Jedi Masters
@ronh50364 жыл бұрын
Jimi* and yes probably
@GodLikesMoe4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: they share the same birthday
@ivx83454 жыл бұрын
HAVE! HAVE! They are still alive and living behind the sun!
@ethanmcroy4 жыл бұрын
Jimi wasn't a Jedi, he was a god
@azmiraclegirl4414 жыл бұрын
He was so flabbergasted that he was "Chosen" like he had never considered it before and it just made everything click for him
@Dislob4 жыл бұрын
Thats what happens when you need someone else's brain to make the neural connections for you.
@cpt.crunch99783 жыл бұрын
That question just decided all of his choices for the rest of his life
@strom563 жыл бұрын
Later that day he realised that he was alien jesus
@cpt.crunch99783 жыл бұрын
@@strom56judging by how the rest of them are, i feel like you are probably right.
@dravenwag3 жыл бұрын
@@Dislob except you literally need the presence of other external selves to make sense of your own self. Don't pretend you are better than this guy. Good luck trying to make sense of reality without 'someone else's brain making neural connections for you', aka, no language, no body language, no understanding of where you are, what you are, WHEN you are, etc. You literally have an interdependence to other selves to make sense of your own self. You do NOT exist independantly, you only literally even know at the base level of existence that you exist because there are other things letting you know that they exist, too.
@caspernelson82824 жыл бұрын
"Since you're tall, you have the Giant's bloodline in you" *nods in agreement*
@samantoniak16574 жыл бұрын
P L A T Y P U S D N A
@musicmanic85864 жыл бұрын
Dude in romania they discovered 4m corps burried that date from thousands of years. No joke. The areas where those were found are under the protection of the church.
@dakotamurray5544 жыл бұрын
Dude's like 5'2 lmao!
@ajack13124 жыл бұрын
Hasis H Lmao where are you in this video?
@musicmanic85864 жыл бұрын
@@ajack1312 search the internet about it. I don't believe in aliens. But the first people were taller than we think. Thats all. Stop being so mean ffs.
@chucho35pewdsmiester783 жыл бұрын
The first guy “stars don’t exist” also the first guy “it’s hiding behind the stars”.
@RoyalLXXVIII3 жыл бұрын
He got a headache
@joeroberts21567 ай бұрын
@@RoyalLXXVIIIhappens to the best of us
@blayworld4 ай бұрын
The Flash.
@Jabberwockybird13 күн бұрын
Mental illness is definitely involved
@brobama9824 жыл бұрын
Believes in aliens, doesnt believe in stars. Incredible
@johnpears95584 жыл бұрын
Fucking genius
@neerajwarrier334 жыл бұрын
IQ 1000
@boyinutil4 жыл бұрын
Big brain 24/7
@mosdecri4 жыл бұрын
He does believe in starships and stargates.
@Lucas227804 жыл бұрын
Yeah like where do the aliens live if not in other solar systems Edit: at least some of them
@peffiSC2source4 жыл бұрын
"Obi Wan died. He was stronger." Straight facts.
@DeadlySubZero34 жыл бұрын
I legit read your comment right when the video said it. 3:00
@gangsta741104 жыл бұрын
r/PrequelsMemes
@namename48044 жыл бұрын
Obi wan became one with the force he didnt die 👽
@MagicSwordFilms4 жыл бұрын
He was stronger :(
@MagicSwordFilms4 жыл бұрын
@@DeadlySubZero3 dude see! Its part of the PLAN!
@Watchlist_king4 жыл бұрын
“You must have some in you, because I’m shaky” *sips coffee*
@Deno21004 жыл бұрын
Huge coffee haha
@aitotem4 жыл бұрын
" I have a sixth sense [about reptilian lineage]" When asked how much he has: "Oh I don't know, I can't tell you "
@snc92974 жыл бұрын
FeelsGoodMan 666th like FeelsGoodMan
@MillennialNerd4 жыл бұрын
I don't think that was just coffee.....
@lithiumak474 жыл бұрын
Not cool!!! A reptilian killed her cat, probably choked on a lizard.
@subfrogz28212 жыл бұрын
The first guy has me dead when he asked him if he was chosen. Lmao he really made him trip out😂
@korosuke1788 Жыл бұрын
LSD side-effects, or schizo. Poor guy.
@edenamira18734 жыл бұрын
homeboy started crying over Bruce Lee and Jimi Hendrix being his Jedi masters
@Llllltryytcc4 жыл бұрын
Realest shit I’ve ever seen
@froggyplatypus4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why but that kind of touched my heart. The fact that he’s so passionate about something, doesn’t matter how insane it is, he is INTO it.
@Snipetonight4 жыл бұрын
@@froggyplatypus shut the fuck up, he's insane
@SirTorcharite4 жыл бұрын
@@Snipetonight YOU'RE INSANE!
@huricanethreeonesix4 жыл бұрын
Those rifts were sweet tho
@nlb11384 жыл бұрын
The host needs an oscar for keeping a straight face
@HardTimeBluesCafe4 жыл бұрын
N LB I feel like I would be terrified in a way. That probably helps.
@FaridShahidinejad4 жыл бұрын
He completely cracks up in another video. It's hilarious. I can't remember which one it was.
@travis987614 жыл бұрын
@@FaridShahidinejad Florida Man
@HeinRothman4 жыл бұрын
N LB he almost loses it in the burning man one hahaha
@rm93084 жыл бұрын
The straight face is hazmat gear.
@keefetschetter33085 жыл бұрын
You’re doing something very special.
@edwassermann83684 жыл бұрын
yeah, he's like the sherlock holmes for finding the greatest dummies out there. jesus, borat is gonna give him a call real soon
@everything7774 жыл бұрын
Truly doing God's work
@bobmcbobbington92204 жыл бұрын
The preferred nomenclature is mentally handicapped
@matthishuhn63594 жыл бұрын
I'm just paralyzed by these 8 videos and I'm loving it!
@ijneb12484 жыл бұрын
This is my 1st time hearing from these people
@sapper12b712 жыл бұрын
It truly amazes me how many people out there are struggling with schizophrenia without even knowing it and are still managing to go long day today in society my hats off to them.
@tommy956510 ай бұрын
No don't remove your foil hat. The lizards will be able to hear you.
@stanktank93054 жыл бұрын
sometimes i realize it would be easier to form a cult than i thought
@derekjohnson98073 жыл бұрын
Id follow you just cuz of ur name
@jacobofcourse3 жыл бұрын
Do it
@kristjanmartin98833 жыл бұрын
So I'm not the ont one?! D.M.
@JJBerthume3 жыл бұрын
I'd follow you
@znshajbs3 жыл бұрын
Every religion is a cult ure dumb asf for thinking theyre bigger than u ... we can all invent our own bullshit
@brimbish4 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what my parents think weed does to people...
@kilIstation4 жыл бұрын
They’re right
@christianlacroix54304 жыл бұрын
They're correct.
@smokymcbongwater10884 жыл бұрын
Yeah, keep drinking beer! 'Murica!!! Hoorah!!
@smokymcbongwater10884 жыл бұрын
@@sushimamba4281 I wish you like the other two morons commenting this here had a shitty KZbin channel I could go laugh at while I'm high. Alas, you disappointed me. A phrase which I think you will be hearing from a lot of people in your future🤣🤣
@destroythemanb074 жыл бұрын
lol I bet every single person in that convention smokes weed
@lanceisaacsonii46404 жыл бұрын
It's funny how everyone there has a different theory.
@rb59354 жыл бұрын
and that they have all seen an alien at one point or another
@obeseperson4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure a lot of them are vendors trying to sell their own shit too
@magnumcornetto4 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what the aliens want. Keep everyone confused with different stories. That allows them to takeover unnoticed.
@Amcacs56544 жыл бұрын
Just like different religions. 🤔 Same crazy shit.
@dmitrijsmironovs75134 жыл бұрын
@@Amcacs5654 Good point
@Sunprism2 жыл бұрын
I love the little sympathetic pat on the shoulder while Aliens are invading that guys mind
@laurentroland68475 ай бұрын
Yeah, when Aliens invade my mind I really need emotional support.
@LoganMarcosSchmidt4 жыл бұрын
Crazy how close these guys are to weeping at any moment
@rohanimations4 жыл бұрын
same
@gorehammer42o4 жыл бұрын
Drugs brother
@MatthewLudwig-mw8uq4 жыл бұрын
the fact that they've seen the truth and hold on to as much sanity as they've shown is quite the feat ;) lol
@isaiahd21234 жыл бұрын
Schizophrenia
@GrassToucher-4 жыл бұрын
It's cuz they feel like someone is actually listening to them and appreciating what they have to say, which for these crazy conspiracy theorists probably doesn't happen often.
@johnnyblocks79564 жыл бұрын
“If you don believe in stars then what’s the sun?” “A portal” They have an answer for everything
@Paulo_Dirac4 жыл бұрын
Come on, he even backed is claim with "whoush" and "whooow", what do you people need to be convinced
@justadummy80763 жыл бұрын
M Pulverman they should write a non-fiction book, it might become a best seller in the fiction genre
@ArtVandelayOfficial3 жыл бұрын
The sun is just Xenus flashlight
@glenngillen30303 жыл бұрын
Well kinda is a portal. If you fly into it, you enter another dimension called death
@greenpilltheory66493 жыл бұрын
But it is a portal...
@ijneb12484 жыл бұрын
"If the moon is aluminum what could it have ever been used for?" Finally someones asking the important questions
@hertungwert27594 жыл бұрын
Right, all those fools thinking the moon is aluminum... IDIOTS!
@manictiger4 жыл бұрын
It's obviously a psychic amplifier so that the lizard men can control the thoughts of the homo sapiens!
@UnCreativeDeconstructionism4 жыл бұрын
*the aluminum is to keep the cheese fresh*
@louf71784 жыл бұрын
New punctuation for sarcasm --> ¡
@doctorlight2 жыл бұрын
fucking politicians and scientists are proven more useless every day they don't consider this question
@nrs100012 жыл бұрын
I can't stop fucking laughing over how completely different all their theories are
@mw9297 Жыл бұрын
Most of these people are crazy. But aliens are real.
@PropaneWP Жыл бұрын
How do these guys not spend the entire con arguing with each other? Or maybe they do, idk.
@YellowDice4 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna blame history channel for this.
@David-em2bg4 жыл бұрын
Nah these people have been around forever.
@martijnschut42094 жыл бұрын
Blame procreation..
@3ldnah4 жыл бұрын
🖐 ALIENS 🤚
@_loois4 жыл бұрын
3:58
@silspieard74174 жыл бұрын
minigunexo 4:00 Theyre actually sponsoring thus event (background). How low can they sink....
@fantasticsituation94614 жыл бұрын
its amazing how much he does with just straight face zooms
@CarmaCasto5 жыл бұрын
The suit is genius
@Drogado684 жыл бұрын
Very Eric andreishh but this is channel is just great
@naisvd4 жыл бұрын
Cooked by Carma catching some borat vibeZz
@TheBeatSmash4 жыл бұрын
Looks like Napoleon Dynamite at prom
@sandyknowles56384 жыл бұрын
Who doesnt trust a suit 😏
@releventhurt4 жыл бұрын
It’s Kassim G all over again
@o_kneepixel3 жыл бұрын
"If the moon is aluminum, what could it ever have been used for??" This man is asking the real questions.
@jakerobert31184 жыл бұрын
“why aren’t we changing now?” closeup on the unevolved man’s face. perfection.
@LydiaKumara4 жыл бұрын
I couldnt tell u more how much i love this comment right here.
@araccardi4 жыл бұрын
So are you saying you are evolved?
@WhyteDem0n4 жыл бұрын
I honestly hope this channel never blows up, because then they'll stop letting you inside events like these lmao
@zetrocadartse6464 жыл бұрын
Dont think so, hes not indecent or upsetting to them, he lets them talk, coninues the conversation and thanks them even if the video its making fun of them :o
@L3thalShad0ws74 жыл бұрын
What I'm hoping doesn't happen is that he becomes well known to the point that people come up to him and start trolling on purpose. What really makes all his content so great is that it's actual people acting natural and being themselves.
@WhyteDem0n4 жыл бұрын
@@L3thalShad0ws7 That's a very real concern as well.
@Orhan61254 жыл бұрын
@@L3thalShad0ws7 He'll have to start wearing clever disguises like Sacha Baron Cohen
@JackRR154 жыл бұрын
He should record like 5 years of videos then release them on a monthly or quarterly basis for the next 5 years or something.
@nathan.dunahoo4 жыл бұрын
I appreciate how you let them talk and hear them out instead of trying to prove them wrong, it makes much better content imo
@barbarataylor70163 жыл бұрын
I think people should always be like this cancelling people stops them showing why they are wrong
@oh-not-the-bees78723 жыл бұрын
Theres a time and place for everything, stop acting like there isnt.
@frogdeity3 жыл бұрын
He's more biased than you think. Look at this video. All crazies. Look at his furry video. A few level-headed people. He selectively edits the videos to make certain groups look crazy.
@ds72713 жыл бұрын
@@frogdeity Your right in a sense. The videos are meant to be funny in a way. Most of his videos are like this. Ive been to an AlienCon before 70% of the people are just going to fun good time and yes the rest are crazies like this lol.
@bro26mohw3 жыл бұрын
He allows them to embarrass themselves
@kramnewton86833 жыл бұрын
"I have a sixth sense for it." "Do you think I have any in me?" "I can't tell you that."
@MainWatcher19975 жыл бұрын
Please, never stop doing these videos. This is gold 😂 I don't even know how you can keep a straight face 🤣
@WowoTheWizard4 жыл бұрын
“How long we’ve been here - thousands of years on this planet. In the past 60 years we went from horse drawn carriage to landing on the moon” There is so much to unpack here
@immattlaramee4 жыл бұрын
The current year is 1969. What's to unpack?
@ShivREdits4 жыл бұрын
his figures are a little off but he's got the right idea
@fernandapaixao63694 жыл бұрын
wes. he a little confused but he got the spirit
@football4life854 жыл бұрын
wes. No Jesus Christ I hope you’re kidding. Our knowledge haS ACCUMULATED and ideas r built on previous ideas. We didn’t go from stone to space. Because for this our ideas seem to come faster than before.
@BenPlunkettReynolds4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he just time traveled from 1969
@mistertamura61903 жыл бұрын
At least this explains why aliens are avoiding us.
@holdenrains3 жыл бұрын
bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@knockonwall3 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@memestar223 жыл бұрын
Pinned/top comment this please
@alexstanley89103 жыл бұрын
“this is why aliens won’t talk to us” is a meme from like 2011
@MeatVision3 жыл бұрын
That's highly possible
@xXMinecraftMattXx3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: everyone with a booth at alien-con is an alien and they make up crazy things to make us not believe in them.
@johncoppola39254 жыл бұрын
“Everybody has some sort of reptilian in them, I have a sixth sense for it” “Do I have any in me?” “I can’t tell you that”
@BGbakeful4 жыл бұрын
They killed her cat!
@Tay13964 жыл бұрын
@@BGbakeful I think she killed her cat
@RippedNerdyKid3 жыл бұрын
@@Tay1396 lmfaooooo
@360.Tapestry3 жыл бұрын
@@Tay1396 ok... but THEY made her
@Zephrinth4 жыл бұрын
3:31 “everybody has some reptilian in them ... I have a sixth sense for it” 3:52 “think I have any [reptilian] in me?” “I can’t tell you that”
@br24854 жыл бұрын
Probably because THEY were listening 👀 🤫
@everybodyhaveagoodtime69634 жыл бұрын
She's on to him. He can't hide from her 6th sense.
@messageinathrottle40463 жыл бұрын
I’m a little disappointed that there wasn’t a rapper.
@guarini8003 жыл бұрын
How come there is not a white guy rapping in this video.
@eyezclosed59343 жыл бұрын
Florida man was the best lol
@Luisfernando61203 жыл бұрын
Because the a alien prefer techno music 🤫🤫🤫
@californiacombativesclub2023 жыл бұрын
release the #AndrewCUT
@midnightchurningspriteshaq85333 жыл бұрын
lol!
@Knewms3 жыл бұрын
Each of these stories could be made into an incredible movie. Hollywood it’s time to hire these people
@Prindlco4 жыл бұрын
“There’s something around us, listening to us” she says to the camera and microphone..
@Nedula0074 жыл бұрын
She's not very smart lmao
@Barabbas77983 жыл бұрын
Brains aren't as important when you're that hot surrounded by nerds
@IAMSTRINDOM3 жыл бұрын
@@Nedula007 schizophrenia gets in the way of intelligent expression sometimes
@Nedula0073 жыл бұрын
@@IAMSTRINDOM k
@YoYoItsHaylee4 жыл бұрын
“Pope Francis, why is he so nice?!”
@Takun184 жыл бұрын
But why IS he though?!
@jasonlieberman46064 жыл бұрын
Yeah Frankie was pretty chill
@ericross91184 жыл бұрын
This is not an accurate quote
@Hedonkeviik4 жыл бұрын
He was arrested no?
@jonmacdonald53454 жыл бұрын
@@Hedonkeviik yep he was harboring the fugitive Mike Dibble
@staudinga4 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine that woman's boyfriend or father blaming the lizard people after running over her cat.
@ChumpyDumps4 жыл бұрын
What if the boyfriend IS the lizard person!? 👀
@swagcandy25764 жыл бұрын
@@ChumpyDumps then she'd know about it. She has a sense for those things
@azenji85364 жыл бұрын
im willing to bet that the cat incident happened when she was 9 or something. she just failed to process that
@NotSure1092 жыл бұрын
Yeah like it wasn't her.
@MicahBuzanANIMATION3 жыл бұрын
These videos really make you wonder how many folk you see on a day to day basis are actually bat shi t insane.
3 жыл бұрын
But like... what if they're right?
@gringochucha3 жыл бұрын
A whole lotta bunch of em.
@dragon93723 жыл бұрын
They aren’t any crazier than you.
@gringochucha3 жыл бұрын
@@dragon9372 Oh yes they are.
@ProfresherBlacklight4 жыл бұрын
"theres something around us thats listening to us" into a microphone, in front of a camera
@547ak64 жыл бұрын
Profresher Blacklight comes out a speaker, in front of Uncle Sam’s monitor lmao 😂
@Brixxter4 жыл бұрын
He must've been talking about the 680k viewers of this video
@eileenzrubek71264 жыл бұрын
“So what do you think the sun is because that’s a star too” “I think it’s a ᵖᵒʳTAL”
@hokagespit4 жыл бұрын
Eileen Zrubek “they talk about the matrix”
@basicbraindead3474 жыл бұрын
You think youre chosen?
@bluegum64384 жыл бұрын
He has a classic "accent" you hear a lot in neurologically impaired/mentally disabled people of various types, it's distinctive if you know what to listen for, if it wasn't already obvious by his behaviour. Poor guy.
@N3onJesus4 жыл бұрын
@@bluegum6438 yeah, this whole thing was hilarious, but i just felt really bad for that first guy.
@fishfire_29994 жыл бұрын
I knew an Alien with your name once .
@Adam-lo5nn4 жыл бұрын
As far as these crazy ass conspiracy theories, this one seems quite harmless. They're not hurting anyone unlike anti-vax, 5g corona etc., and seem very friendly and passive.
@Manachi934 жыл бұрын
Dud i would love to hear all their theories, and maybe write science fiction stories inspired by them
@amp41054 жыл бұрын
Are aliens really "crazy ass conspiracy theories" ? Most astronomers and scientists believe that life in the universe is inevitable considering its indefinite expansion
@prestondanner50374 жыл бұрын
amp ya believing there’s something out there is completely different than... these goobers
@wopor3334 жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same exact thing, they arnt preaching harm to others or lack of aid they are just big nerds who took it too far, let them its believe it gives them a drive and its entertaining. Like improvisational syfy fan fic
@alexalford78744 жыл бұрын
Eh, I’d say they are hurting people. Take for example at 3:28, the girl who believed there were folks around her listening in. If someone gets paranoid enough, they could turn violent. Also, the way she talks about dimensions and vibrations indicated she has some scientific illiteracy.
@airbornestalker23423 жыл бұрын
Rip all gas no breaks It's only all tears no brakes from now on
@jo13823 жыл бұрын
Andrew and his team are on channel 5 now, and he's still making content just like this over there
@nickheath87803 жыл бұрын
Channel 5 news babyyy! Unsubscribe from this and join the revolution!!
@CragScrambler4 жыл бұрын
See a cute chick in camo dress... "Heyy girl..." "Heyy, a reptilian killed my cat" "Riiiightt...." *backs off*
@dragonicapowa4 жыл бұрын
Could be true tho. Maybe like a big iguana.
@Codiggity3694 жыл бұрын
I'd still hit
@ga1ahad544 жыл бұрын
@@dragonicapowa Iguanas are vegan
@dragonicapowa4 жыл бұрын
@@ga1ahad54 how could they be vegan, shit looks like a dragon.
@butterflylife78414 жыл бұрын
CragScrambler actually one did kill my cat
@dengi22954 жыл бұрын
When you accidentally trigger someone’s psychosis..
@sebharvey91014 жыл бұрын
Yeah, clearly some of these folks have mental health issues.
@BruhWhyDidTheyChangeThis4 жыл бұрын
Seb Harvey ... all
@JoshButterballs4 жыл бұрын
@@sebharvey9101 everyone in the world has mental health issues lmfao
@jonathanhansson73445 жыл бұрын
I feel a bit dumber after watching this.
@komemiute4 жыл бұрын
A bit? I think half my brain just went... @_@
@LZYDOG4 жыл бұрын
I feel for this guy. Doing so many of these interviews I think I’d lose a part of my brain and hope for people.
@ordinarybantha27564 жыл бұрын
I find myself agreeing now
@martijnschut42094 жыл бұрын
I feel a bit more intelligent after watching this🤔
@almightyrer22854 жыл бұрын
For sure, let's go grab the moon later and take it to the scrap yard when no one is looking!
The one chick when she was a kid: Mommy, what happened to my kitty? The chick's mom panicking: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh The lizard people got to him honey.
@wheezyplays92054 жыл бұрын
Hey she's still dealing with it give her a break
@Paulo_Dirac4 жыл бұрын
That would actually make the show "Alf" quite consistent, (and my theory that cats are evil little bastards would be backed up by the fact that it is aparently worth it travelling galaxies just to kill one.)
@Azerrz4 жыл бұрын
I lost it at 1:06 this channel is a gold mine
@kadinhenningham8524 жыл бұрын
Hi Azerrz, I love your content
@jacqdanieles4 жыл бұрын
It certainly is. He's discovered the winning formula: stick a mic in front of stupid or crazy people, & just let them do the talking. Simple as that.
@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus34 жыл бұрын
5:29 that look of "omfg i share a planet with this guy." hilarious
@Supergforce7774 жыл бұрын
When the acid trip starts kicking in
@uglyheadedbozo4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it is! But sometimes it is emotional.
@ALDM4044 жыл бұрын
what I learned from AGNB is that there are so many conventions and events that are about absolutely nothing. things and people that are so divorced from reality that it's hard to believe they even exist. I love it
@ichibanmanekineko3 жыл бұрын
Reality is make believe. The only real reality is nature and even then, your reality will be different
@apeshitclothing3 жыл бұрын
It's their reality though
@dogchaser5203 жыл бұрын
Time to move to Channel 5. This channel is not owned by Andrew and he receives nothing from it. Thumbs down the video and leave. He was done very dirty
@znshajbs3 жыл бұрын
I dont know if id rather be an alien lover creepo or a normie society supporter sclave ...
@ChristopherMcBean2 жыл бұрын
I guess they get the same kick others get from Comic Con or Religious gatherings
@cahyasatixoxo72072 жыл бұрын
I feel bad contributing to a company that fucked Andrew over but his authentic interest and compassion for everyone regardless of who they are or what they believe is just so amazing.
@dilanrajapaksha11 ай бұрын
"Company that fucked Andrew over"?? damn whats the story behind this
@merkabbalah11 ай бұрын
Who? What company?!
@bo208811 ай бұрын
youtube/google?@@dilanrajapaksha
@hotshot51644 жыл бұрын
How tall is this man he makes everybody look like little people
@cameltoast4 жыл бұрын
Are you not paying attention man? 2:40 he has Giant in his bloodline!
@XykuJoxa4 жыл бұрын
@@cameltoast awesome name
@iorilamia4 жыл бұрын
Looks about 6”3 and good camera placement
@Kikoberserk4 жыл бұрын
he is reptilian tall
@glipk4 жыл бұрын
He's 2 people hiding inside a coat on stilts
@YungMiz5 жыл бұрын
Please do an interview at the Dark Carnival - the gathering of the juggalos. It would be soooo good
@Lameashellcosplay4 жыл бұрын
If you haven't seen the Joe goes juggalo video you're missing out
@elnombre914 жыл бұрын
@@Lameashellcosplay Bino White is my guy.
@AnalyticalReckoner4 жыл бұрын
Yeah go and see how many Juggalos have transitioned to Joker morons.
@phazedtoo4 жыл бұрын
@@AnalyticalReckoner I hate to break this to you but he is "no longer" a guy. He transitioned, I know, I was absolutely mind fucked when I heard. Google: "Lily Hanson"
@JackgarPrime4 жыл бұрын
No lie though, Gathering of the Juggalos tends to put on good wrestling shows, though.
@seanmurray12244 жыл бұрын
God bless Jimmy Hendrix and Bruce Lee for "having a hand in all this from the other side" and being that guy's jedi masters.
@charliereczek96902 жыл бұрын
That guy really said “Jedi powers”
@name-du9ty3 жыл бұрын
The first guy has 10th hard drive filled with photos of aliens.
@Judoka0084 жыл бұрын
When your calling is to be a science fiction writer but you never learned how to read.
@StayFractalesque4 жыл бұрын
lol nice
@fluidthought424 жыл бұрын
Honestly, if conspiracy theorists were capable of actually functioning, they would be great (or at least, successful) fiction writers. See: Dan Brown milking Mary Magdalene.
@paulkouk66294 жыл бұрын
Not science fiction but space fantasy.
@benmarino19134 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh! Well done.
@CragScrambler4 жыл бұрын
'Look what's happened in the last 60 years, we've gone from horse and carriage to landing on the moon' - some guy in 1969
@FreakingKilla4 жыл бұрын
CragScrambler thats why hes not evolving hes living in the past. Damn thank whatever god for america, pure gold content comes out from that place.
@Anna-md4dv4 жыл бұрын
Random Citizen yeah most asian countries don’t fuck with cow milk at all
@br24854 жыл бұрын
@Random Citizen not all of us :'(
@Dan-gt3ov4 жыл бұрын
I'm just amazed that he believes we landed on the moon, you'd think everyone at this con would think it was faked.
@mitchellbowman224 жыл бұрын
“If the moon is made of aluminum, what could it have ever been used for?” What the actual actual f does that mean
@mortalkombat26453 жыл бұрын
He is backing up his point so in this context: 1) means of communication due to the fact most satellites are made of aluminum and or aluminium based alloys. 2) A giant heat sink that was used to cool the earth's reactor.
@jeremyjeter79733 жыл бұрын
Bruh...he had me laughing hard like he knew he said some deep facts
@billbull1JB-EH3 жыл бұрын
Wrong! we all know it ain't made of aluminum, the moon is made of cheese 😁
@grantmejia64303 жыл бұрын
Lawl
@austins.24953 жыл бұрын
Imagine the cells in your body conjuring up weird theories about the body that they are a part of
@MrRtwalsh4 жыл бұрын
"you think you've been chosen?" "i don't know" cries lmao what a great question
@dez-m3 жыл бұрын
That got me dead 💀
@markwilson89793 жыл бұрын
Well, it’s not a theory , they are real . One of them killed my cat .
@Bobcat81883 жыл бұрын
One of the few instances where I would not bang. That lady was a hard, haaaard pass. Pretty and batshit is not a good combo. "I refuse to disillusionment, I therefore choose what to see before me." What the fuck even is that???
@auroragil95863 жыл бұрын
@@Bobcat8188 lmao as if she would even think about sleeping with you
@Bobcat81883 жыл бұрын
@@auroragil9586 yeah, the feeling is mutual buddy.
@Bobcat81883 жыл бұрын
@LYRIC TAYLOR MURGA I'm saying that she believes in straight gibberish. It's insane how some people can't just wake up, they have to chant crazy nonsense to do a basic normal thing. She's completely bonkers. She probably invented farting on balls.
@lordXAVIJAANBJERGNOG3 жыл бұрын
@@Bobcat8188 He's probably, like, pointing out that you view people through the perspective of what they can do for you rather than as a separate being, or whatever.
@DanielVerberne4 жыл бұрын
I feel like donating to help fix America’s education system after watching a few of these.
@thewhat5314 жыл бұрын
I don't think education is their problem
@joelstockmeier77844 жыл бұрын
Stupid
@Ghost_of_Avalon4 жыл бұрын
For the love of god, please do!
@Prodrentjet4 жыл бұрын
The What!!? Lmao how is education not their problem
@17dabloons243 жыл бұрын
The old man that takes the pictures is naively wholesome
@1sickolas5 жыл бұрын
Yep all reptiles. I can feel the vibrations in my plums.
@burny8904 жыл бұрын
Takin em straight to market?
@releventhurt4 жыл бұрын
We Dre decenccanstxv of t rec
@brownhues4 жыл бұрын
My prunes agree
@jamessteele58924 жыл бұрын
Two plums for one
@jordanmiles21954 жыл бұрын
just rename this convention to "paranoid schizophrenic" con
@onlythequestion4 жыл бұрын
i'm getting very emotional over your comment.
@dannyeagle96884 жыл бұрын
Hey man, I am paranoid schizophrenic. We are paranoid, not stupid!
@baesex4 жыл бұрын
@@dannyeagle9688 but there is such a thing as stupid schizophrenics and they are drawn to these
@jamesbullo4 жыл бұрын
Rename it Hollywood Blvd
@Crumpeter14 жыл бұрын
believe it or not, it is very unlikely that any of these people are actively schizophrenic, since they able to dress, interact with others, and hold a fluent conversation. They probably are like 50% schizotypal personality disorder though. The other 50% are just your run-of-the-mill deluded idiots.
@deesnutz46385 жыл бұрын
I knew I had some platypus DNA in me..
@WynnterGreen4 жыл бұрын
You let a platypus go raw???
@garrettdykstra25633 жыл бұрын
The fact the he isn't laughing is legendary, ...he keeps such a straight 🧐
@theodorebear67144 жыл бұрын
*Damn bro. You got the giant bloodline cuz you're taller than 5ft 2.*
@aj97774 жыл бұрын
I mean I haven't really seen anyone taller than him so he is pretty big but I get your point
@hangedups26084 жыл бұрын
White SPOTTED SOMEONE TALLER THAN HIM AT THE FLAT EARTH THING. SO YEH. DUDES TALL.
@aesop20203 жыл бұрын
This is a great example of why Q became so popular
@jebstewart6663 жыл бұрын
Or why Q and Christianity remain so popular?
@kennypowers73343 жыл бұрын
@@jebstewart666 please dont associate christianity with q. As a christian we don't claim them.
@jebstewart6663 жыл бұрын
@@kennypowers7334 actually I know quite a few christians that were/are believing in the q thing. But rather than edit my original post I will allow that I should have written: "q or christianity". To emphasize them as two different entities that, for me, are as equally bizarre (admittedly an editorial word), or at best, as illogical (a more fact base/reason abled word) as the peeps in this video. ;)
@HelpMeFindTheseSongs3 жыл бұрын
@@kennypowers7334 Are you joking? The entire Q cult is made up of hardcore bible thumping christians.
@girl-di3nn3 жыл бұрын
Tf is Q?
@Steeeve_Rpg3 жыл бұрын
Worst case scenario: These people are all registered voters.
@samus5983 жыл бұрын
No the worst case scenario is that all these people ARE aliens that are taking over our planet so they try to make aliens sound ridiculous to catch us unawares 😲
@LazarusSlade3 жыл бұрын
I truly think these people just don't vote.
@billbull1JB-EH3 жыл бұрын
USA,USA,USA🇺🇸
@Schmudini3 жыл бұрын
worst case scenario: these people are right.
@ccasazza80163 жыл бұрын
I’m 100% sure they all vote.
@mmattb7 ай бұрын
Andrew fills a hole that Vice left in my heart.
@triangle13324 жыл бұрын
Doesn't believe in evolution Believes in his own theory where the new generation learns from the old and gets smarter and "it just keeps on going" Okay
@5thHouse3 жыл бұрын
Lol his theory is education
@Paddy_173013 жыл бұрын
@@5thHouse such a shame he never reaped the benefits of his own theory. The theory of education that is.
@Werbererer3 жыл бұрын
Why aren't we changing now?
@elijahyoung113 жыл бұрын
@@Werbererer we are
@BeeHash3 жыл бұрын
This guy is an incredible interviewer. Show up, let people talk.
@dogchaser5203 жыл бұрын
Check out Andrew's project with Channel 5 now. This one is expired. The scumbag media guys stole everything and now he gets 0% of this. Evil.
@squirtreynolds28534 жыл бұрын
Dude at 5:20 is def a time traveler, cause according to his recollection, just in the last 60 years we went from horse and carriage to landing on the moon. I’m pretty sure my dad wasn’t on a horse and carriage when I was a kid. But maybe I’m the dumb one. Who knows what’s going on.
@UnCreativeDeconstructionism4 жыл бұрын
*Dude looks like a white guy that just returned from feudal japan.*
@origamipostit4 жыл бұрын
@Stephen Kimbell They had cars in 1890s. Not a lot but they were starting production. Also the computer was a revolutionary invention that propelled the human race towards technology we would've never imagined without it.
@NothingInPaticular1003 жыл бұрын
You’re not feeling a weird energy, you’re hearing yourself talk
@gordordf10912 жыл бұрын
Best comment
@shannonkeane12955 жыл бұрын
Serious question, how do I know if I'm an alien or not? Sometimes my phone rings, and without looking at the screen, I can guess who it is. It's always mum.
@sina28045 жыл бұрын
Shannon Keane sounded like dwight for a sec
@Alygoola4 жыл бұрын
Answer it dummy! Always answer ur mum and tell her you love her.
@colarguns4 жыл бұрын
What’s the difference between Mum and Mom?
@whereareyourparents29484 жыл бұрын
@@colarguns where you were born
@colarguns4 жыл бұрын
Richard Watson Antarctica why
@agitationfree59804 жыл бұрын
“Heat up the earth for 6 days, put a nuclear motor in it” killing me again this is Tim And Eric levels of quotable but it’s actually these real goobers
@geofox94844 жыл бұрын
Dude your edits and zoom ins are perfect they are what makes me laugh half the time, love this channel
@kingmuze821928 күн бұрын
“I don’t believe in stars”… “but there’s STARships, STARgates!” 😂😂😂
@andysux13 жыл бұрын
"never be so open that the wind blows between your ears" - Terence mckenna
@yazzyyazyaz4 жыл бұрын
Many of these people seem to have serious mental issues, psychiatrists should use these conventions as honeypots lol. Anyway keep making videos my man.
@michaelwolf98854 жыл бұрын
They'd be risking to get lynched.
@andrewgodly57394 жыл бұрын
They're likely just extremely lonely. The first guy was probably getting anxiety and since he's never had anyone to share the experience with he thinks that feeling he was getting was "aliens not allowing to say those things". They probably believe in aliens because it gives them a community, like a religion does
@WnHtim4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Godly sad but true
@brianhostetter24004 жыл бұрын
@@andrewgodly5739 thanks for standing up and fighting for your common folk
@zachcarlson16944 жыл бұрын
This is satire none of it is real
@wilsonvolley22444 жыл бұрын
3:08 This chick def killed her own cat
@davelabonte78064 жыл бұрын
Maybe she's a reptilian and she's trying to find a round-about way to confess.
@clamcrewcarclub60173 жыл бұрын
@Ethan K yeah you’re probably right... but I still would after like 3 Jack and Cokes
@whiptoclaw3 жыл бұрын
@@clamcrewcarclub6017 🤣
@brandonrawr3 жыл бұрын
Well, she is 1/8 reptilian.
@DBSG19763 жыл бұрын
@@clamcrewcarclub6017 No alcohol needed, she would just need to turn down the crazy...not off, just down.
@50iraqidinar Жыл бұрын
"Do you feel like you've been chosen?" "I don't know." That is honestly not the answer I was expecting
@NoThankYouThough4 жыл бұрын
I feel like whoever these people are they probably take care of their dogs.
@superpantman4 жыл бұрын
Not the girl with a cat, it probably ran away
@ghostinplainsight48034 жыл бұрын
I think you meant to say "they probably take a lot of drugs". Spellcheck can be a bitch sometimes.
@NoThankYouThough4 жыл бұрын
@@ghostinplainsight4803 Your name indicated that you're a troll and that I don't have to waste my time responding to you but I am here and what up?
@ghostinplainsight48034 жыл бұрын
@@NoThankYouThough Are you being a sexist bigot because I don't conform to oppressive gender norms! lol
@NoThankYouThough4 жыл бұрын
@@ghostinplainsight4803 I bet that you're literally the hugest sexist bigot. Just saying. It's usually the people who point it out.
@tussk.4 жыл бұрын
Aliens killed my cat. I can't unhear that.
@butterflylife78414 жыл бұрын
Tussk actually it was a reptilian black magician FYI.
@martijnschut42094 жыл бұрын
Always thought it was curiosity 🤔
@tussk.4 жыл бұрын
@@martijnschut4209 Aliens can be curious too.
@RecordableMusic4 жыл бұрын
They start crying when they get to talk about it.. xD probably cause someone is finally listening and seams to be taking them seriously. Cute
@hmmmtietmetmosterd3 жыл бұрын
How did i just today found this channel!! Subbed and liked
@hmmmtietmetmosterd3 жыл бұрын
@Mr_ Tinez tnx man!
@Brendanrblack4 жыл бұрын
"Look what's happened in the last 60 years, we've gone from horse and the carriage to landing on the moon" - a man in 2019 Moon landing - 1969 (50 years ago) Release of the Model T, and birth of the car age - 1908 (111 years ago) I think this guy got abducted to the 1970s.
@1fault4 жыл бұрын
The moon anding is fake lol we don’t have the technology for that
@MatthewLudwig-mw8uq4 жыл бұрын
What about the guy who said he sometimes wants to go back to being normal and go to Britney Spears concerts and all that lol. Seems like some of these people completely disconnect from history once they snap. Guess it makes sense when you start thinking that everything and anything is a cover up or scheme, but really sad to see.
@JR.20244 жыл бұрын
A few years of education would chage these peoples lives forever
@Smurez4 жыл бұрын
Trying to think outside of your bubble might change yours aswell. But tbh. those people don't seem educated
@bobmcbobbington92204 жыл бұрын
You're just looking at boredom incarnated
@cal57504 жыл бұрын
Delusion disorders run deep. They'll fight against anything that isn't confirmation bias. They need a psyche eval not an education lol.
@Smurez4 жыл бұрын
@@cal5750 “It is easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled“
@Tracomaster4 жыл бұрын
I don't think you can help them with anything short of abortion
@JoonasFinland4 жыл бұрын
"I know this sounds silly but I have like the shshshs-sh-sixth sense for it.". That's the reptilian inside her speaking with its split tongue.
@BMarie7743 жыл бұрын
2:51 this is when he *REALLY* lost me.. I was trying to be so respectful and listen to what he had to say without judging. Then he threw that at us.
@anon22344 жыл бұрын
The periodic table of *SPACE WAVES*
@RubelliteFae4 жыл бұрын
I looked up "space wire" with "periodic table" hoping to find this crackpot idea, but no luck. Edit: Oh, and incidentally, the standard model of particle physics is _kind of_ a "periodic table of space waves" as each "particle" is actually a fluctuation in that particle's field.
@bananastand-22414 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad that guy has that tiny digital camera for his pitchures, I hope he never stops taking pitchures. Beautiful pitchures
@Codiggity3694 жыл бұрын
The editing is brilliant. The dude at the end and zooming in on his face lmfao
@JustinDangerpants4 жыл бұрын
C P "Why aren't we changing now?" *zoom*
@taylorchapman81953 жыл бұрын
in the last 60 years we've gone from a horse and a carriage to landing on the moon
@Lildspop4 жыл бұрын
"Do you think you've been chosen?" Everything after that is gold.
@ShinTwoPointOh5 жыл бұрын
ohh gee, 1/8th reptilian is just the amount of crazy I dig in a girl!
@oktoberpuppy71384 жыл бұрын
“There is something around us listening to us” Microphones shakes nervously.
@emildegas42133 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man, I see a furry, I downvote.
@ajorsomething49353 жыл бұрын
@@emildegas4213 ok buddy
@therestlessspiritvintage3 жыл бұрын
I met Carl this past weekend at the Awakening Expo. He was a very genuine and sweet and gave us a free autographed copy of his alien photo! Framing it and putting it up with my Riley Martin symbol and my Bruce Campbell autograph.