Aliens Hired a Human Janitor, Now Their Spaceship's Too Clean to Find Anything|best hfy stories

Aliens Hired a Human Janitor, Now Their Spaceship's Too Clean to Find Anything|best hfy stories
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[@rmhartman]

So ... They can build a space ship, but they can't wipe a table down?

[@sunshinecarnivores1919]

A simple janitor became a celebrity but stayed humble.

[@deliveryguy7402]

I know this problem. After my wife gets so disgusted with how my garage looks and cleans it, I can't find nothing in it.

[@jasonbull6560]

Seriously I'm telling you,I know that Guy! 😂

[@EpicSci-FiStory]

😅😅

[@jasonbull6560]

X

[@ktoell]

This is one heck of a OCD

[@kenroberts5768]

A tribute to the humble nobility of a lowly Janitor in their menial tasks‼️❤👍

[@EpicSci-FiStory]

❤️‍🩹

[@alexconroy8695]

Story reminds me of the time my station got a new custodian... She was a borderline functional germophobe... darn place got REALLY clean. Made me appreciate the concept of utilizing peoples phobias or mental issues into something positive.

[@cobruh836]

ah yes the alien flagship with the USS prefix. cause even aliens are american

[@ContagiousRepublic]

I'm going to name a ship "USS prefix" if I can, LOL

[@cobruh836]

@@ContagiousRepublic that would actually fare better, because its funny

[@sakud1]

America!

[@GeorgeOrwell-yz6zx]

I noticed that too. My brain pretzeled at first

[@Deliciousfoodofficer]

United Star Systems

[@FLANG3265]

Every com officer ever knew was OCD clean

[@kalfkeith5646]

Jack's names reminded me of: In the sea, flailing around in the waters is what appears to be a drowning person desperately clinging to a piece of drift wood. They immediately pull him up and it's clearly another fellow pirate, with long dark hair, a red bandana and eye liner that seem to defies the will of the sea by staying on perfectly at all times. And after spitting up enough water to drown a lesser man, the stranger introduces himself by saying "Today will always be remembered as the day that you rescued Captain Jack Sparrow."

[@DataStorm1]

Janitor ? you mean a specialist in cleaning robots.

[@georgearden7075]

I perfectly understand, when the mighty fart, will clog the filters use cataclean, perfect anti fart cleaner, the universe is saved.

[@eduardostapenko6808]

9:54 sounds like Khaara

[@marksullivan2978]

I wouldn’t be the best janitor lol.

[@davidson46100]

There is much material to be mined from Humanity"s various mental quirks. Human OCD, neurosis, and phobias, fanaticism are good for stories.

[@boxfox2945]

Mop jockey' been there, done that' 😃

[@markcritic2409]

The exact OPPOSITE of Roger Wilco. ;)

[@KubaxKristallmond]

Glad I wasn't the only one with that thought, or old enough to remember 😬😊

[@KikuVasNormandy]

I need this in a movie now XD

[@WilliamCook-mm9ks]

A real professional! At a boy Jack.

[@geofthompson3844]

Why can't you make a story without bits missing? It's not hard to proof read before posting.

[@woswasdenni1914]

reality: captain: hey jack you broke the engine room, stop cleaning that or youre fired. end of story

[@AdmiralStoicRum]

This sounds a lot like there's some chunks that were from an AI generator. By that I mean look we need some grease and grime look my hands they are shiny and smooth and clean. Your hands are not what are clean.

[@billt4394]

it was an OK story, but do you need fifty-seven words just to say "Hi"?

[@boxfox2945]

🤣 this is deffinitlly one of the most stupid stories.. 😂

[@rexxbailey2764]

MAKE MORE OF THIS STORY ! AS TO, HOW JACK MAKES THE ALREADY CLEAN SHIP EVEN MORE SUPERCLEAN AND CHANGES DIMENSIONS AS A RESULT OF IT! 😄😀😀😃😄😁👌