Aliens Thought Humans Were Harmless Until a Marine Explained What "War Crimes" Meant | HFY

[@lfla0179]

I heard once "Don't force me to turn the Geneva Conventions into the Geneva CHECKLIST". That dude was beyond pissed, and furiously calm.

[@mastring1966]

the rule is, it's not a war crime the first time.

[@Captainthefurry]

I feel like you’re summoning the @fatelectrician

[@nancyjanzen5676]

The Rodriguez and Martinez familes have made it into space. The Garcias must be in some supersecret undercover job. Because I have never been anywhere that there arent at least 6 Jose Garcias.

[@apveening]

I hear the Josés are in short supply at Diego Garcia ;)

[@talemaster4431]

Space is just overrun with the Chen family.

[@margiestevens2384]

Of course it is, have you seen the size of Asia? And they do exports. To everywhere.😂😂😂

[@peterredvers-hill3853]

Of course. The 3 most common surnames on earth are Chen, Lee and Wong. Makes sense that would also be true in space. Btw highest number of deaths in human history for a single human event, 15 year Taiping War.🙂

[@jacquelyns9709]

Don't forget the Rodriguez/especially family/families.

[@gk5891]

Going into Space without encountering a Chen would be like going to Lawrence County Alabama and not encountering a Terry. I think most of the Rodriguez are still in Puerto Rico.

[@albertaadams4640]

Chen/ Rodriguez/ Patel and O' Malley is starting to show up a lot

[@kc9602]

"It's Never a War-Crime the First time!!" And DON'T tell them about Canada, let alone Germany!!!

[@margiestevens2384]

Wrong. It isn’t a war crime the first crime. Please watch the Fat Electrician for the complete marine historically accurate, and funny, reasons why.😂

[@kc9602]

@margiestevens2384 Ok! I've just noticed the misprint and edited it!! Could've sworn I quoted Nick correctly! Oh well, you live and learn!

[@HarryDick-h7n]

Sorry aboot that, eh

[@user-st8gb9bm6q]

Earth is mostly harmless only if the Humans have no Towels.

[@diannaanderson]

Choice of voice for voiceover adds to the hilarity 😂. However, different names would be nice. Like how you're branching out to differing situations. Having a reasonable amount of knowledge about culturally different peoples and protocol/cultural differences meetings and military variations just makes these more hilarious 😂😂😂😂 Thank you for whatever efforts you put in, creator.

[@robertpopa2628]

Wonder how well they'd survive watching a Hakka

[@michaellinnet6095]

LMAO. Screw the Hakka. Those are cool. Put them in a valley and have the Highlander regiment on the other side of the hill. First comes the drums echoing through the valley, spooky as hell. Then the pipes! The aliens will never get to see the marching band because they'll all faint at the sound of the pipes.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@robertpopa2628]

@@michaellinnet6095 we consider it cool, but that's not the point, it's how the aliens would react.

[@michaellinnet6095]

@@robertpopa2628 Duh! I get that! But if you're really wanting to scare the shit out of them, not being able to see what's making that noise is far more hair raising. Besides, your aliens would never get to see the Hakka. If you had an honest to god Maori tribal group doing your Hakka, the sight of twenty men that are built like freaking tanks with tribal tattoos all over their faces and bodies would make them faint before the Hakka even begins.🤣🤣

[@jon-paulfilkins7820]

Chen, Rodriguez, Interpretive dance, Macarena,... Damn, Roombas or Memes short of a bingo!😜

[@64marine]

Oh Crap! Chen's are sprouting like field mushrooms again.

[@-VictorGames-]

This one's just... kind of odd.

[@MartinLovasz-r7r]

I think I'm human and I'm confused after listening to this story. 🤣

[@samuelramirez4985]

it appears AI confuses humans for loony toons characters

[@anthonygilmour6236]

​@@samuelramirez4985mind you sometimes I do as well 🤔🤷

[@DeannaPaki-x2m]

0.12 that was a good laugh, cool, thank you

[@lexheath8276]

I have never been HIGH enough to get the point of this one. daf

[@nohelp8534]

I'm working on it.....

[@Hellsong89]

So AI was ordered to go trough HFY stories in reddit and come up its own with few keywords and result it garbage as you would expect.. Visuals as well just typed few keywords and there is no continuation between them regarding the story, so lowest possible effort. Let me guess this is another corpo or small hired team run cluster of channels, pumping out maximum amount of "content" regardless of quality?...

[@michaellinnet6095]

OH CHILL OUT STUPID!! It's comedic parody. Think Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy meets Monty Python.

[@The_Turkey_Master]

これはちょっとバカっぽいけど、ちょっと面白いかも…

[@nohelp8534]

I made it half way. What the hell is interpretive dance.. tired of it.

[@margiestevens2384]

Michael Jackson’s,Thriller, was and still is, a great example of interpretive dance. 😂

[@scottmalchow3428]

After a few quarts of your favorite alcoholic beverage, things might become more clear.

[@jacquelyns9709]

Expand your horizons. Although I would love to see ballet used in one of these stories. Extreme sports should have ice skating and dancing sometime, too.

[@HubbMU_77]

Oh chill out. These stories make me laugh. He uses interpretive dance in this way because it’s silly as hell. Relax.

[@michaellinnet6095]

LMFAO! If he's old enough, he needs to look up "nude interpretive dance". Some of the moves are so horrifying it can make you swear off sex for a year. "No nut November" isn't even a thing after that.🤣🤣

[@raymondcarter1137]

I saw a car with a sticker…don’t panic 👍🪐