Aliens Watch In Horror As Human Marine Treats Plasma Burns As Mild Inconvenience During Battle Trial

[@morganrowell1373]

WE do have survival instincts, we just don't listen to it that often.🤣

[@Jenny-h8t]

Yeh, all these test prove is to throw humans at any problem 😂

[@justinxkolman4370]

I am a marine. I never not listen to my gut.

[@lordmech]

yup he is a marine.

[@virtualatheist]

At least he ate the blue goo and not space crayons.

[@vanhasydan4754]

Hard to work when I'm hiding laughter. Kiitos.

[@conradrolla]

Liquid courage is alcohol, not coffee! Coffee is liquid energy ⚡ ⚡

[@ldryland]

You just know, on some Marine Base, somewhere, there's a group of fresh recruits that will find this and think Jack Cooper is their Hero.

[@Erebus369]

Great story! 😂 Humans are absolutely insane!

[@ALFERNO115]

Dont let the aliens learn how the marines drank cobra blood for a right of passage

[@JackWendigo1234]

Sorry, s'cuse Me, *THEY WHAT?!* I mean, cobra blood isn't WORSE than any other kind, but regardless, *WHAT!?!?*

[@Jenny-h8t]

Not surprised these aliens don’t understand humans. Any alien that has a uniform that consists of but flossers in there construction, (see art work) and five eyes all pointing in the same direction are never going to get us.😂😂😂

[@midnighthunter32]

God bless the marine corps

[@josephmarsh7647]

😄Love the story and the reader.

[@ldryland]

The narrator is one of the best parts.

[@ThisHndlIsAlrdyTaken]

Why is it the human so often has a severe case of adult ADHD? Hi human let’s start with safety traini- Ooh what’s this do? Presses random buttons. Sure I have had ADHD myself for most of my life, but I would never just star touching random things while ignoring and/or not hearing the others in the room saying STOP.

[@ceu160193]

Natural curiosity. For soldiers any gun is like a toy.

[@LRMc-jn3pb]

Some of us are like that once we are sufficiency experienced and do our own calculations of what is dangerous and how can we survive it , i did at 10 years of age wanted to free climb and taught myself (we'd just moved to Colorado) im 71 and never fell the secret is always prospect your routes , worked for me ......just saying......😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂..

[@mardus_ee]

The weapons manufacturing division resigning is illogical - they would have been ecstatic at engineering new widgets on the basis of the performance of this one human.

[@Ray-Koto-McLellan]

Marines... Am I right? Lol... EoTT music? Seriously? Hahahahaha

[@bigal2876]

Ragnar Lothbrok?

[@rayWH40k]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂