all 50 states portrayed by minecraft

updated version: • all 50 states accurate...
almost all 50 states look at pinned comment
i’ll explain some of these in case some of you get confused:
alabama- good ol' southern loving
alaska- during winter there is almost no sunlight
arizona- summers get unbearably hot
arkansas- arkansas diamond mine
california- pacific railway through the mountains dug by chinese immigrants
colorado- 75% of the US highest altitude is in colorado
connecticut- does it even exist?
florida- will probably be underwater in a few years
georgia- the devil went down to georgia
hawaii- just science man
idaho- heard they like potatoes
illinois- riddled with corruption (atleast chicago is and what else is in that state anyway?)
indiana- indianapolis 500.
iowa- flat flat flat
kansas- flat farmland
kentucky- kentucky derby, and home of the horse capital of the world
louisiana- most populated areas is below sea level and prone to flooding
maine- maine lobster.
maryland- crabs man
massachusetts- has some of the best universities (harvard, MIT, boston university, etc.)
michigan- mostly flint but most of the state has awful water systems
minnesota- george floyd rip
mississippi- not the brightest people live here
missouri- worst in the nation for drug abuse (pulled from this video • MC: "How did we get he... )
montana- yellowstone
nebraska- corn everywhere (and their only sport teams is the huskers)
nevada- some things are legal here that aren't in rest of the country
new jersey- state with the most toll booths
new mexico- famous for ufo sightings
new york- nyc
north carolina- first in flight.
north dakota- honestly should just be part of south dakota
ohio- they will invade at anytime
oklahoma- resides in tornado alley.
oregon- known for oversupply and cheap weed
pennsylvania- largest population of amish
rhode island- the state for ants
south carolina- only state that produces tea and invented sweet tea
south dakota- mount rushmore.
tennessee- home of country music ( • Video )
texas- everything is bigger here
utah- they like cults
vermont- produces alot of maple syrup, is cold, and no one lives here so it’s pretty much just canada jr
virginia- robert e. lee statue being removed and other problematic statues
washington- rains alot
west virginia- not the brightest either
wisconsin- we like cheese and beer
wyoming- this state is a lie, it doesn’t actually exist
sorry some of them were a bit lazy, just some states have nothing really going on for them

[@rokamo]

i realize now that i forgot delaware and new hampshire but let's just say that's the joke. if there are any you are confused about, check the description for references

[@nicklone8417]

As a resident of Delaware, I understand

[@alextoboggan2335]

I clicked on this video for a maple syrup and snow joke for new Hampshire I'm disappointed

[@cognition5133]

Detroit too

[@cognition5133]

@Owen Mitcham T'sa joke, howdy

[@idleskits4009]

And Minnesota

[@aislefivemusic]

other states: *slightly edgy history jokes* Idaho: P O T A T O V O R T E X

[@HamazuraGOD]

Idahoan here. It's a pretty accurate depiction of some areas of the state

[@dirtydeeds576]

Arizona: This is fine

[@lunarcat4278]

Also an Idahoan, can confirm you do not want to get caught in the potato vortexes. ...praise be to our god king Simplot may he guide us all in our words and actions.

[@noahchristensen1630]

@@lunarcat4278 rip mr.simplot well miss him

[@shermanbeardman]

Also an Idahoan, Idaho isn’t actually real. The whole state is a government facility and we’re all just paid actors. The potatoes are just a damn coverup man, it’s all a facade

[@jetstreamvik9570]

I'm ashamed that the very second you started flying during the "New York" one I was expecting a 9/11 joke.

[@easysnakeoven9052]

Same- I was like “Oh no.”

[@popcorn9818]

True

[@CAV6919]

@Dream wee

[@ItzAnonymous]

I think it was he was flying into these water trapdoor towers so maybe

[@BaePlatinum]

I was too, whoops. I’m glad it was just NYC in general. 👌

[@cometeertherocketeer3848]

POV: You are looking for timestamps for each state in the comments

[@firecrispygaming]

Ok

[@jamesrehan9969]

no

[@RayMak]

The accuracy of this is uncanny

[@kuutio3730]

You are literally the new Justin Y.

[@Kylinity]

Why are you literally EVERYWHERE I GO

[@alrinzxvbr6425]

Stop following me

[@paperjoker9391]

Please just stop existing on youtube

[@Zorro9129]

Most of them are just memes or fun facts, they don't accurately represent what it's like to live there.

[@ieDestiny]

As a citizen of New Hampshire, being left out of the video entirely is accurate

[@theepicgamer4756]

I don't understand illinois

[@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3]

@@lefoxx2911 that's in britain lol

[@dixxiesucs2793]

Honestly I'm surprised new Hampshire was forgotten but maine wasnt, theres nothing here

[@dixxiesucs2793]

@@lefoxx2911 well yeah but I'm just saying the state itself is extremely forgettable

[@404_VipersBite]

They only forget the smallest and third smallest state but they remember the second smallest. It's understandable though. If you don't live in Delaware or New Hampshire you probably don't even know anything about what little history has happened there

[@keishayoung-henry5753]

0:01 Lousiana 0:11 Illinois 0:22 Ohio 0:27 Massachusetts 0:30 South Dakota 0:38 Michigan 0:48 Minnesota 0:55 Wisconsin 1:05 Florida 1:10 California 1:23 Arizona 1:27 Idaho 1:31 New Mexico 1:40 Utah 1:56 Alabama 2:08 New Jersey 2:22 Virginia 2:26 Oregon 2:31 Nevada 2:35 Maryland 2:40 Texas 2:45 Alaska 3:05 Mississippi 3:16 Washington 3:50 North Carolina 3:55 North Dakota 3:59 Wyoming 4:04 Vermont 4:08 Iowa 4:17 Hawaii 4:32 Rhode Island 4:37 Kentucky 4:40 Connecticut 4:48 Georgia 5:02 Nebraska 5:06 Indiana 5:17 Maine 5:21 New York 5:32 South Carolina 5:53 Colorado 6:01 Tennessee 6:12 West Virginia 6:16 Missouri 6:26 Arkansas 6:34 Montana 6:38 Oklahoma 6:46 Kansas 6:53 Penslyvania Thank me later. -The same Jamaican dude, May 4 2021

[@Bombsbombsbombs]

And that dude said that 1 day before my birthday.

[@graceklein4993]

sobs in kansan

[@YeetDude]

That’s 48

[@Mr_Rykes]

Plot twist: this is all a ploy to get his fans to reveal their location so Rokamo can kill them in their sleep.

[@MCPCD]

Is he an Ohioan, because if so, then it would make sense.

[@UDOD0NE]

*"There's no such thing as Wyoming."* -Garfield

[@wzelo5680]

There is a town in Wyoming named garfield. Garfield Wyoming.

[@UDOD0NE]

@@wzelo5680 Too bad you can go there, since Wyoming doesn't exist

[@dlrss1v274]

this is indubitable

[@wzelo5680]

Kanieval you’re right

[@RealMysticalMan]

Wyomings cool

[@masonvanderford6717]

The Alabama joke was entirely expected yet still funny.

[@Mauzzewulf]

I’m from Alabama and love this joke, but it ain’t true

[@MahouNoYuurei]

FredBon BonTrap I hate it here, legit

[@ShinySonic]

FredBon BonTrap me to man, I wanna get outta this state fr

[@Buddy.Johnston]

@@Mauzzewulf i dont know who started it but it’s not even tru

[@jimjohanson8152]

@@MahouNoYuurei When you think about it Alabama is a pretty good state to live in. Most people here are really nice, the cost of living is low, and police are super chill. Only state that I can really say I'd rather live in is Tennessee

[@goosed5455]

As someone from Rhode Island, can confirm we spend our whole lives staring at the ocean, unable to go anywhere because it is a literal block

[@AmauryChihuahua]

Me a mexican knowing that there are only 32 states:im 4 parallel universes ahead you

[@darklung3441]

Pennsylvania is very accurate. Those Amish folk will have a well built barn up within 2 days, and they wont talk to each other while they build it. They’re magic

[@rexjolles]

Yeah I live in Philadelphia and when you go to Lancaster it's all that shit

[@CaRolBasKin9783]

yeah the other day i saw some folks in horse carriages riding down the highway

[@coltenrice4907]

Agreed

[@tor2131]

Even outside of Lancaster, it’s just barns everywhere..

[@Only_Cosmic]

Over in western pa where I live there amish very one day theres no barn the next theres a whole farm

[@Joe-jo9ov]

As someone who lives in Arizona, I must say that this is false. Not only is the floor made of magma, everything else it too...

[@pundice6176]

@trap boi as another resident of arizona i can confirm we, too, are made of magma

[@satan9830]

i tried frying eggs outside once and i think it worked

[@bolson42]

@trap boi yeah the only way to survive the heat is to BECOME the heat

[@bowtiefrenchfry800]

@@bolson42 the humans must a d a p t

[@I3ryc]

And also I am from Arizona, the air is also on fire as well as the water, if there is any....

[@errorcode991]

Me, a Minnesotan: I thought it would be something with the bipolar weather but oH NoO wE AiN't dOiN ThAt! Instead it's oh.. OH.....

[@ibrahimalee23]

Yep, rip george

[@roycepierson9297]

I was confused to before I saw a white iron golem kill a black enderman, then I realized George was killed there, that's where it hit me.

[@derekrequiem4359]

I thought it had something to do with Minnesotans being tall, then maybe I thought it was something involving Jesse Ventura (wrestler who later became governor of MN), then I read the description. 😶

[@modernistt]

As a Marylander, I can confirm we are all multicolored crabs dancing to crab raves

[@nitebiter]

As a fellow Marylander I can confirm this is true

[@woah6764]

Fun fact: Its actually legal to carry around a sword without a permit in Texas. The blade cannot exceed 5.5 inches

[@joanbriceno7634]

Actually you can carry any sword or blafe weapon no matter the length as long as you're above 18 years of age, under 18 it's 3.5 inches or less

[@woah6764]

@@joanbriceno7634 ohhhhh, nice! Thanks for the information :)

[@colthayes7536]

I'm a Texan and for some very weird reason I do have a legit sword, I also carry machetes around all the time.

[@woah6764]

@@colthayes7536 woah nice!! I used to live there and tbh i wanna go back

[@furimindustries3410]

I live not in Texas but another state. I own 3 swords but I can't carry them in public.

[@SurrealBackrooms]

Let’s be honest, We all came here for our state.

[@ahikie]

Yes indeed

[@MeguminIsWaifu]

Yes I'm from the state Canada

[@smileyfacism]

And just like IRL, Virginia was the most boring. That makes it hilarious, but hurts me at the same time. *Gives me conniptions.*

[@smokenotfire]

Didn't even have my state, Delaware. Lol there's literally nothing here

[@drdoor_]

*laughs in New Zealand*

[@Holographic_Meatloaf]

As an Arizonan, I can confirm that the ground does feel like magma blocks.

[@salteeth]

i like how we're represented by dancing parrots

[@coriumjunkiezephan4779]

Georgia is accurate, we do fight the devil with a fiddle about every other Tuesday, Wednesday, sometimes Friday.

[@Oops_lost_the_yamato]

And also we have to deal with Alabama and Florida's shit

[@Nick-lx4fo]

@@Oops_lost_the_yamato Hell always breaks loose here in Georgia

[@sethsteener]

If you lose does the devil get your soul?

[@bananabuns1369]

the devil keeps knocking on my damn window, i have to keep opening it and throwing a fiddle at him. im starting to run low of fiddles, could someone send me some?

[@anderson74]

Accurate

[@ClovisPictures]

Tennessee: **plays song about West Virginia**

[@randomtv5107]

Loads LMG with religious intent

[@mostlyraptor9048]

I was severely upset I get it's about musical heritage but they could've used any other famous Opry song bruh

[@abbyjack7555]

they could’ve done rocky top or something!!

[@nicolassaldierna176]

Abby Jack rocky top would be perfect

[@kermaldesign]

the best part is that even though he says west virginia, the song is actually about normal old virginia 💀

[@Jooceee]

As a Missourian, it’s kinda scary how that was so freaking accurate😂

[@zevailes]

Misery.. man I Laughed so hard I almost Woke my Parents up 😂

[@Jooceee]

@@zevailes 😂

[@matsen1153]

I live in Missouri, too. But I didn't get the joke.

[@patrickgould125]

@@matsen1153 drugs. lots. and lots. of addicts

[@kingofshonensandfluffybois]

As someone who lives in Maryland, This was highly accurate.

[@grouper_grooper5404]

agree

[@Shoujoulover]

Finally someone else from MD

[@ryth-]

As a Texan, it's normal for everyone to just carry around a huge diamond sword, it's just Texan things.

[@Juan-qz4eg]

Im a texan myself too and i can agree

[@lowercase3479]

This is why im scared of going down south

[@ryth-]

@@lowercase3479 Eh, you'll get used to it

[@Jamations_Productions]

But they forgot about one thing, the mf R I B S

[@gummyf4ngs]

as a fellow texan, i agree completely

[@sticksofbutter]

Yellowstone volcano: It's 2020 right? Montana: *softly* don't.

[@salt_shaker1326]

Scientifically speaking it's a supervolcano

[@annestone6649]

Only 5% of Yellowstone is in Montana. Since it’s 95% in Wyoming, it obviously doesn’t exist, just like all of us that live there! Problem solved. 🙂

[@zredouts]

@@salt_shaker1326 that made me feel a lot better!

[@sticksofbutter]

@@annestone6649 yeah but it was according to the video

[@salt_shaker1326]

@@zredouts hold on, what made you feel better?

[@guy_1698]

As someone who lives in Louisiana, that is very accurate. If there is like one drop of rain all of the streets flood.

[@lovemevampire]

Yeah but think about it. It’s portraying the levees in New Orleans and how NOLA is a fish bowl basically. The levees break and then water floods in filling it. That’s why the walls in the video are high up

[@MatthewConnellan-xc3oj]

That’s one big drop.

[@MegaLexur]

"georgia" Me: *Ah, i see your a rock legend of culture, dont you?*

[@jackwhite4738]

you mean country?

[@MegaLexur]

@@jackwhite4738 what?

[@venicesgf]

did you have a stroke writing that

[@GilangAdityaa]

all 50 states portrayed by Minecraft Virginia: website.

[@learncat8771]

I'm going to be honest, I don't know what the Virginia one was all about.

[@GilangAdityaa]

@@learncat8771 me too

[@bluestar4408]

@@learncat8771 me too and I’m from VA

[@lunar4724]

I think maybe it’s because a Notch lives in Virginia? EDIT: He does not.

[@smuppyers]

@@learncat8771 They removed Notch from the game, as Virginia has done with Confederate leaders. Richmond, the capital of VA, was also the capital of the Confederacy

[@rev2178]

I’m guessing that Maryland (My state) is gonna just be about crabs. Yep.

[@humter]

I just wish there was more old bay

[@rev2178]

@@humter yeah, that and crabs are pretty much the only thing people know about us

[@jakeshaheen4400]

Rev I mean the crabs are delicious, just wish there was more things we were known for lmao

[@angelburris5698]

@@rev2178 yes it kinda stinks lol but on the other hand there really nothing to do here

[@SaturnClouds]

Don’t worry. Idaho is known for potatoes but it’s really just dry weeds and desert lmfaoo

[@Paigelikesfluffythings]

Me, a member of the LDS church: *sees Utah Also me: Nah we only do that on birthdays

[@RetroDotTube]

LOL YEP

[@RetroDotTube]

Glad to see someone else here is a mcjclds member of the church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints haha I can’t say that everything

[@RetroDotTube]

Every time

[@EzeOnYoutube]

Here another member✌

[@Sup3r87]

as a grocery store worker in wisconsin i can confirm nearly half of all customers who ever come through get beer with their stuff

[@captainladybug8881]

I know right! It's either that or, as a gas station worker, people from out of state being amazed by all the cheese.

[@popeoftheheavenlysauce349]

I love seeing people from out of state gawk at the entire wall of a store that is only cheese. Tasty stuff.

[@dennis_duran]

They literally didn’t even include my state. That explains Delaware by itself.

[@AWSMcube]

Feels, I'm from New Hampshire and they didn't include it either

[@heyboilaxer5911]

The Dominican Republic ain’t there :C

[@pinheadlarry8006]

Delaware is such a shitty state lmao

[@graceparisi4539]

@@AWSMcube me too

[@Doyouknow4446]

I’m in Michigan

[@earthlychez]

I mean the California one was a little out of date, but very accurate.

[@ankylopea]

Yea now it’s rich person haven

[@akitaxx]

Yeah. I live in California accurate but old

[@father5904]

Now it’s on fire.

[@regal-5401]

@Coyote living in america is pretty scary right now. 3 families that I've known have already lost their homes and jobs. When my father got his mortgage it was 190 thousand dollars. If he tried to buy it in 2020 then it would be well over 480 thousand dollars. And if we're talking any houses in Seattle. Those go for around 700k - 1M USD.

[@kaydenbloomfield7388]

@@regal-5401 that’s the problem with all of those states, everything is so expensive because they’re trying to fund things like solar panel only electricity in Cali, which isn’t working. If they still need help tell them to move to Texas or North Carolina! Hope the best for you!

[@goosemchonk552]

As someone who lives in Idaho, I can say potatoes do indeed float around like gods

[@carterm873]

As a Tennesseean, I can confirm that all conflicts are settled with music

[@Zoizod]

As a _________ resident, I can confirm that this is accurate.

[@staticturbulence]

Lol

[@jacob_lastname2779]

As a Louisiana resident, I can confirm that this is accurate. Lol

[@DredgenFenrir]

Washington resident. Very accurate.

[@itsjedu8403]

Let me guess, your from Wyoming, the place that doesn't exist

[@res6696]

Why dont you say it, i want to find you hehe ;) THIS IS A JOKE

[@beprochronistic1009]

as a non-american, i can confirm that i don't know what the f is goin' on.

[@trainman3984]

Me neither :/

[@ADMICKEY]

@@trainman3984 just know that Arizona is accurate expect that we have Cati here

[@vojta4045]

@@trainman3984 Description

[@nowhatrice8568]

as an american, i can too confirm that i don't know whats happenin either.

[@mazdaman2315]

As an American I can accurately say all except Alabama and Mississippi and New Jersey and Maryland are wrong lol

[@BBenjio]

As an Arkansan, I can confirm that finding daimons in the backyard is a very common thing.

[@jacobsparta1]

As a Missourian, I can confirm that speed and PCP represent a significant portion of my body weight on a daily basis.

[@sahlahanifa8402]

me, a non american, who only knows like 4 out of 50 states: omg that's so accurate

[@deletedchannel7288]

Lol

[@GavriJ]

@Eleanor Hise nah just the education

[@soupeater7417]

Most non Americans can usually name at least 15 states

[@GavriJ]

@@soupeater7417 really? I can think of several million African tribesmen who don't know more than one, if any.

[@GavriJ]

@@soupeater7417 I think you mean people in first world countries, which is not most non Americans.

[@joeflacco3386]

9 years of geography class doesn’t have anything on this 7 minutes video

[@GaTech379]

Thank you Joe Flacco

[@charvmcchungus4744]

joe flacco ur bad at football lel

[@officialjohnsutton5580]

@@charvmcchungus4744 shut up he elite

[@VaughnL]

Why are you still wearing a Broncos jersey Joe?

[@hacker-tx2uw]

what american school teaches you about all the other states? lol they usually teach u ur state only and maybe the nearest ones

[@cruizeroos1419]

As a citizen of idaho, I find it very normal to see thousands of flying potatoes when I wake up. Great job

[@longbeing]

Ok a lot of these are really clever

[@gmodpies7382]

As a person from wyoming, that is false. There wasn't wind

[@pewfaceethan4968]

As I am also from Wyoming if you can move in any direction but one it in accurate

[@jake-eg1gi]

Lairs Wyoming doesnt exist

[@Sliddinggss]

@@jake-eg1gi liars*

[@devindwyer4645]

@@Sliddinggss oh shut up everyone knew what he ment

[@Sliddinggss]

@@devindwyer4645 ik lmao

[@-R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D-]

I was hoping Flordia was going to have a ton of zombies and a hurricane weather effect to go with the flooding.

[@JetFalcon710]

As a Utahn, I was hoping that it would just be chaos and Florida men ;v;

[@KKPixel8482]

As a civilian of Washington, I can confirm that it rains almost all the time, and when it’s not raining it’s snowing in winter.

[@RaptorFishing]

As someone who lived in Juneau Alaska we didn’t experience much of the full winter solstice where the sun never rose. Also the summers were very rainy and beautiful.

[@simppolice6146]

As a Californian I can confirm we have lots of ender dragons flying all over the place just a normal day

[@XiaoYueMao]

that was a joke about how chinese immigrants built the railroads

[@Basil_Flowerz]

Its very normal very

[@astonished-scout]

Yes, and ni-

[@bhoxdef7991]

69th like

[@abrahamclinkscalesisezra]

I can also confirm this

[@Flixxy0]

West Virginia: shows an inbred villager Me and every male in my family who's blind in the same eye: that's not true

[@rusticbb8]

oh gosh

[@madide3978]

Isn’t that Alabama

[@user-hd4wf5gq8r]

wait really?

[@rusticbb8]

@@madide3978 and Alaska

[@__7578]

@@rusticbb8 No.

[@thatdudesam1717]

Nice reference to the dust bowl for Kansas

[@caution152]

The Washington one is so accurate! Its like endless rain

[@Calthecool]

Are we just going to ignore the fact that he used an elytra to fly into a building as the video for New York?

[@gary1471]

With rockets too oh god I-

[@poppaeddi]

Oh shit i didn't realsise that

[@biskitxlii]

@Brutality ! that’s not humor.

[@0rchid71]

oh....

[@aydintariq]

That's--

[@belluh-1huey56]

Indiana wasn’t portrayed correctly Here we race hogs and cows along with tractors, lawnmowers, and corn stalks

[@sortagoodish8491]

And watch to see who's corn stalk passes knee-height first

[@tyrstone3539]

Heeehehee

[@mexicanwhodidathing2633]

As a person from indiania I can conform

[@belluh-1huey56]

I mean we also race tractors and lawnmowers but that’s for big events

[@Necrosis.333]

As someone who lives in Indiana, all of these replays are correct

[@lunalgaleo1991]

The ending of the New Mexico one genuinely makes me giggle.

[@sillytosociety]

washingtons accuracy is so true, took a vacation there and it rained the entire time

[@ThatVillain-the-Gamer]

Oklahoma: E5 Texas: bigger Texlahoma: E10

[@speller520]

Yeah the scale is f or Like f1 it’s a way to rate h9w dangerous a tornado is

[@ThatVillain-the-Gamer]

@Ozone huh

[@fdwwzffs1347]

@Ozone Is it a joke that you don’t know what it is or do you really not know what it is

[@willmunoz1638]

Texlahomkensas

[@triigerhedd3258]

@Ozone it’s supposed to be EF5..... but it’s a VERY fucking big tornado...... I just looked at you channel

[@nixmaritimus836]

As a Mainer, I am in fact a lobster. It's hard to type with claws.

[@brittanyspalace6786]

Crabs can’t type either😂

[@unicatgming3147]

hey I got it worse then you I have The mix of Crab and Lobster nerds

[@bxlindq9420]

Ahaahah same

[@DimTooC]

Aye Maine gang

[@silentvega2004]

Mainer lol

[@DeimosEclipse74]

Contrary to popular belief Washington is not raining 24/7, there are some weeks where it’s almost all rain throughout the week, but most of the time it’s either sunny or cloudy with some rain occasionally.

[@lovingdragons]

As a person who lives in one of those states, I must say, I LOVE the way you represented us, it is very true to who we are..

[@aurum606]

It doesnt rain ALL the time in washington, we get 15 minute breaks.

[@ummyea1796]

True but some times maybe 30

[@aurum606]

@@ummyea1796 yeah but those are rare

[@ummyea1796]

@@aurum606 very true

[@aurum606]

@@ummyea1796 i mean where im at, yesterday it went from perfecetly sunny to pouring down rain in not even 5 minutes.

[@vladimirlenin876]

I’m surprised Washington got the rain

[@12x2is24]

Every other state: * chaos * Colorado and Pennsylvania: mountains and Amish

[@garrettreynolds8813]

Colorado has Mormons not the Amish

[@12x2is24]

@Dyslexic Lives Mattress Colorado has Mountains, Pennsylvania has Amish

[@Ignorethis12345]

@@12x2is24 Pennsylvania has mountains too and a lot of hills which are really just baby mountains.

[@Mel-yj2ns]

I live in Colorado and there are indeed mountains

[@alienboi9498]

@@12x2is24 Well actually the state with the highest number of Amish is Ohio! Just an interesting fact

[@ldeeevs1747]

As a Pennsylvanian, I can confirm that there are barns everywhere, even in the cities.

[@N3XUSN7]

as a Washingtonian, it is indeed rainy here, it's also where the show twin peaks was filmed.

[@tech8222]

Connecticut: Does it even exist? As a Connecticuter, can confirm we don't exist.

[@josiahcaporuscio6962]

Fact

[@Sammmm11111]

Yes

[@lettucedealer]

Connecticut is boring as hell I wish I didn't live there

[@Sammmm11111]

@@lettucedealer it isn’t boring and I like it because I wouldn’t want to live In a big city

[@lettucedealer]

@@Sammmm11111 you must be from bridgeport or something

[@breadly3252]

The flint Michigan joke was legendary

[@joemama4824]

No don’t disrespect the land of the lake people

[@mailboxpipebomb]

@@joemama4824 smh lake boys dont even have a good water supply

[@joemama4824]

@onionbread225 yes we do we drink right out of the lakes

[@mailboxpipebomb]

@@joemama4824 but you got poisoned

[@MerkFreeks]

michigang

[@ryanwems]

as a minnesotan, the winters are cold and the summers are hot. pretty much hell with the weather, but the news and crimes, oh the news and crimes.

[@AshtonCherries]

Im from Illinois and that's so true. We get so many power outages and wifi is ass here LOL

[@like31000]

Me, who isn't even american: *Confused ooga booga*

[@subjectory]

it's just the 50 states

[@Pskyb]

@@subjectory I'm American, and I don't even understand half of these :P

[@GeneralElectric202]

I'm Minnesotan and I don't even get Minneosta

[@adankmeme651]

@@Pskyb bruh I'm Canadian and somehow I know more states than my own provinces lol.

[@DEFCON1GAMRS]

@@GeneralElectric202 seen another comment with “it’s true” and a reply saying “let the junkies die” so drugs related? Ive no clue

[@aidanpeterson7575]

Michigan caught me off guard. Thought it was “cant have shit” but nooooooooo. We can’t have clean water

[@lebronthegoat3670]

L

[@Lyssa_Stuff]

I lived in Michigan till I was six.

[@rebekahliimatta7787]

I believe I have clean water, but it's SUPER expensive.

[@Mothblossom]

This caught me off guard so badly I-

[@stantheikeaman2588]

I live in I live in shiawassee county, somewhere in the country, near a city, and I have well water. But at my grandpa's house he has an old house in the city so he's at high risk of death water.

[@Thebandkid]

Arizona is relatable, I live in Phoenix and I usually go out bare footed to an ice cream truck every week in the summer, and my feet are almost cooked on the pavement. worth it for the ice cream

[@typical947]

Thank you for saving my state for last and its just amish lmao

[@cupodouble5433]

A more accurate version of Louisiana would be an entire village being killed. Edit: Mainly because of what C Godejohn said and the extremely high murder rate in Louisiana.

[@swiggidy1scorpion]

Why not both?

[@Coinfliptails]

And in a swamp, instead of a desert.

[@zoomrrmcgee]

Well surely a flood like that would result in death

[@Coinfliptails]

@@zoomrrmcgee it's a reference to Louisiana history. I think over 100k people died trying to live there as the French was forcing all its criminals there to force a settlement. Mainly due to being unsanitary and many viruses.

[@bingbangitsprime2901]

As a Louisianan I can agree

[@alek2612]

In Florida we just live underwater. We’re literally fish.

[@gamingwithethanyt495]

Me from Louisiana: welcome to the party my friend

[@bestwr5]

Me from Washington the state I'm in the Cold Beach Party

[@gamingwithethanyt495]

@@bestwr5 we finna get a smash of snow so imma be in your party in a sec

[@bestwr5]

@@gamingwithethanyt495 your snow not gonna last my snow was falling down form the sky 2.5 days in a row Saturday Afternoon it stopped and there was about 3-5 inches of snow and right now its starting to go away the day weather highs were only 36 at max and low was 24-25

[@gamingwithethanyt495]

@@bestwr5 our low today was 11... And we are at 4-8 inches and it’s still snowing where I am at

[@budgies_buddy]

as somebody who lived in illinois for the first few years of his life, i agree. and as somebody who now lives in louisiana, i agree.

[@bumbleprime7713]

As someone who lives almost in Washington but not quite (upper oregon) I agree with the never ending rain

[@Gooseam]

When he started flying in New York I got scared

[@Naiqan]

Same

[@ZyGotham64]

Florida part is more scary as a person who fear of deep water.

[@jazgaming9434]

@@ZyGotham64 woooosh it's a 9/11 joke.

[@ZyGotham64]

@@jazgaming9434 I diagnosed myself that I have Thalassophobia. But it's real phobia. I fear of under deep water.

[@minimalgrammar1276]

@@ZyGotham64 You have entirely missed the point dude.

[@noobshateme644]

As a person who has lived in Washington, that one is soooo true

[@user-er4ug5mj7j]

It’s like that in Oregon too

[@qobbs]

It's either rain, or hail. Nothing else.

[@PeyPeySupreme]

I can confirm, I live in Washington too.

[@jenbutler8101]

yeah it is true

[@warlordhuo4647]

*sad eastern washington noises*

[@johnytestfan]

Finally recognition for Maryland! As a Marylander I am proud of this

[@dakodalacey3632]

You are right about Alaska in the winter but in summer completely different

[@iiaquatiq]

Delaware: *isnt in the video* Me, a Delawarean: That's not abnormal, that's just Tuesday.

[@DrUnfunny]

On a Tuesday you are all transported to nonexistence

[@pocketlint4182]

@@DrUnfunny I think you mean Wyoming

[@omegabyter]

Delaware doesn't exist

[@jesse9713]

He could’ve made a wawa and that would’ve summed it up pretty nicely

[@danielmills4830]

We don't exist anymore

[@prom1710]

Me: Sees washington Everyone in WA (including me): The rain, oh sorry, I meant the *pain* never stops!

[@321dicey4]

As a Washingtonian, I can confirm that our seasons consist of Rain, Rain, Rain, Mild amounts of heat but high humidity so it feels blisteringly hot, and more rain

[@pelopidas4283]

yep, i can 100% confirm. just looked at the forecast and there is nothing but rain and fog for the next week, and we got only rain and fog all last month, too

[@BlueCatarex]

I live in South Carolina, and I almost immediately got the joke. Gotta love us some sweet tea. I was born and partially raised in Georgia, but I _somehow_ didn't get the joke, and barely recognized the tune that was playing, despite having heard it like 4 or 5 times today.

[@TheOldestRoot]

As an Idahoan, can confirm that it snows potatoes every Wednesday.

[@nikkygtv]

am also Idahoan. loved the potato snow last night

[@mavericklucas594]

@@nikkygtv As an Idahoan, I can say with 100% certainty that nothing is better than waking up to a fresh layer of frozen mash potatoes

[@waluigi521]

as an idahoan, i love waking up to a good old layer of french fries in the morning

[@chainmengaming]

This feels inaccurate. Michigan's water is just fine where I'm at. Greenf-

[@simonwells7980]

lolololollllololol i live in michigan too, i agree

[@birb125]

@The Robloxian Minecrafter Mostly in flint Its basically just flint

[@masonlambert1614]

Eat your cereal

[@astrowyrm6871]

its just flint tho, so it doesnt effect the rest of us.

[@SGaming700_]

@@astrowyrm6871 well it actually affected Detroit because it's right next to it

[@hayhay1575]

Oklahoma is sooo accurate, considering that i live there. Nice job!!!

[@pphead9960]

The New Jersey one is spot on. The only thing that could make it better would be bottles on the ground.

[@baactiba3039]

1:20 isn't racist. Just to clarify, it's a reference to the transcontinental railroad, which provided jobs for many Chinese immigrants.

[@quantum.9883]

Yeah, infact Chinese workers were actually descriminated against, with lower pay and poorer working conditions than white workers during the creation of the transcontinental railway.

[@muk0n]

Also happened in Canada.

[@nuggetaboutit8167]

I was a little irked by it until I saw the railroad and realized what was going on

[@randomuser5443]

I thought it was about how they get into tech and cali has a lot of tech work

[@gaylordrobinson1199]

“Provided jobs” it was basically slave labour

[@lextavactchi]

Cali isn’t accurate enough, everything needs to be on fire

[@eli_are_ftw]

Washington actually has a region That's dry mostly. But in the seattle are is where the rain is

[@dontdeletethisaccount9450]

As a New Mexico resident I can confirm we have ender men flying on flying contraptions..

[@bread5231]

Everyone says Wyoming doesn't exist, while I'm over here surprised to remember that there's a state called "Iowa".

[@toothpasteman3400]

I mean I would be surprised if you DO remember us you know the sentient evolved corn

[@avidaslan]

I think it's a reference to a Minecraft youtuber's joke

[@kristiecornell5723]

@@toothpasteman3400 Iowa,great album

[@avoughtf4u-4corsair19]

The battleship still floating is the only thing giving it recognition

[@herpsinc.3971]

I’m and Iowan and I want you to know jay we supply the most important thing. Corn

[@boomkittyFX]

as a person born in california: it is true that our history is full of enslaved ender dragons

[@JosephMFaulkner]

California should have just been a village in the mountains where everything is on fire.

[@Tree_Lord]

@@JosephMFaulkner As someone who lives in California, oof-

[@lillah4951]

@@JosephMFaulkner as someone who lives in California, you have spoken nothing but the truth good sir

[@topeo3691]

I live in arizona, that's a pretty good representation of the weather here in the summer.

[@foldervtolvr]

As someone from Colorado, I would like to say a better depiction would be a frozen wasteland bordering a desert. The mountains are pretty iconic but the weather is the most chaotic part of living here. I woke up yesterday (it’s the start of June) and it was 40° F, at sunset it was 80°F

[@anticcque]

Here are some timestamps, if you wanna go straight to your state. 0:00 : Louisiana 0:11 : Illinois 0:23 : Ohio 0:28 : Massachusetts 0:30 : South Dakota 0:39 : Michigan 0:49 : Minnesota 0:55 : Wisconsin 1:05 : Florida 1:10 : California 1:24 :Arizona 1:27 : Idaho 1:31 : New Mexico 1:40 : Utah 1:56 : Alabama 2:09 : New Jersey 2:22 : Virginia 2:26 : Oregon 2:32 : Nevada 2:35 : Maryland 2:40 : Texas 2:46 : Alaska 3:05 : Mississippi 3:18 : Washington 3:50 : North Carolina 3:54 : North Dakota + South Dakota = Megadekota 3:59 : Wyoming 4:04 : Canada + Vermont 4:08 : Iowa 4:18 : Hawaii 4:33 : Rhode Island 4:38 : Kentucky 4:40 : Connecticut 4:48 : Georgia 5:02 : Nebraska 5:06 : Indiana 5:18 : Maine 5:22 : New York 5:33 : South Carolina 5:53 : Colorado 6:02 : Tennessee ~ 1920s 6:12 : West Virginia 6:16 : Missouri 6:27 : Arkansas 6:34 : Montana 6:39 : Oklahoma 6:46 : Kansas 6:53 : Pennsylvania

[@unholycrusader69]

Underrated

[@Rhino-vg6zn]

You are a hero thank you

[@Virtual_FPS]

Why tf am i notch? Lmao

[@micahswain128]

You're a legend

[@bretnickerson8555]

No new hampshire?

[@samaelthelightbringer]

I love how Minnesota is just a white iron golem killing a black enderman

[@lemskio9624]

Ohhhh that's what it was

[@daytonsauke3291]

Funny how lynchings are commonplace in the south so when a lynching happens in my home state its national news.

[@jazzhands6055]

@@daytonsauke3291 I’m from the south....lynchings are NOT normal here wtf?

[@daytonsauke3291]

@@jazzhands6055 we all remember the Emmet Till verdict and the 1968 presidential election. The south can't hide who they are as people.

[@daytonsauke3291]

@@jazzhands6055 when that dad and son lynched that black guy in Georgia for no reason everyone was like "yep thats Georgia" and didn't riot about it.

[@treesap5759]

As someone who lives in Idaho, I can confirm it does rain potatoes. We eat the stuff for every meal.

[@davidknapp7199]

As someone who lives in Illinois, why was I not surprised that out thing was gonna be about corruption