“My ears are deformed, I don’t hear what people say correctly. And, my eyes aren’t good, so I believe anything I read!”
@Proctor13Ай бұрын
It's really weird to see John backpedaling. Those recorded conversations must be horrible. I can't imagine ever talking that badly about my own child. He's truly a lost cause
@qcrew2938Ай бұрын
He's obviously just in another room in his Mom's house
@daved6317Ай бұрын
Danny Devitos
@peglegbiker777Ай бұрын
@@qcrew2938 I think he needs the Britney Spears treatment and mama is taking over 🤣🤣🤣
@Kasigi03Ай бұрын
Of course. Only a friend like HM Dan would be foolish enough to hide John at this point. We know his sister's husband HAAAAATES John, and so he's not there. I wonder if he'd oust John if he knew what was going on right now.
@oakeidissiczeppic974Ай бұрын
John on the assassination: “First off….. HOW IN DA FUCK…”
@lorimaloney6186Ай бұрын
I think he's sitting on a toilet bowl next to a shower curtain ....sad 😂
@Lacey247Ай бұрын
Karl, what you described is exactly my problem-no one will go, so I bought one ticket. Thanks for the reassurance 😊
@dnaharis7037Ай бұрын
So getting a new job is “reinventing” yourself, john? Man you are brilliant.
@daved6317Ай бұрын
Nobody attacked John's family. They made light hearted JOKES. John ATTACKS. BIG DIFFERENCE
@ChakaKohnАй бұрын
Fun fact: LAUSD subs are not eligible for Unemployment benefits.
@Kasigi03Ай бұрын
You also wouldn't collect after a couple of years of work and just after you quit too, IF they were available. LOL, he's soooooo dumb. He has actual teachers like myself calling him out and he doubles down. It's amazing.
@deadjuice1880Ай бұрын
I accidentally clicked on an old show from months ago, and John was talking about "Cardiff, I kno yo real name!" Played this right after, and one of the first things is John saying "Well, I don't know Cardiff's real name." Lol, I love it. This is the person John is, and always will be. 😂
@CatChasingCarsАй бұрын
Hey I don’t drink anymore and he keeps me sober everyday. So I guess he helps my life.
@sturmhaloАй бұрын
if someone tried to "Trump" SJ he'd walk away unscathed thanks to having his ears pinned back.
@Kasigi03Ай бұрын
John's using the experience of other people working at the postal office and taking their stories and adding them to a situation that never happened. I mean, COME ON. There are chatters who actually believe he even thought about working for the post office, much less went through the process.
@steverichards2856Ай бұрын
“I’m unda da somehow impression…”
@JustCallMeLoathesomeАй бұрын
I don't understand why I can type any profanity I desire in this free comment, but for superchats that I pay for, I cannot.
@marz-95Ай бұрын
I think he just dressed up another room to look like a motel where you pay by the hour.
@williams.1130Ай бұрын
If John was in a hotel room he wouldnt stream from the bathroom😂 hes clearly trying to be what he thinks is clever
@joefuller3467Ай бұрын
This isn't "the duke" its the "The Reek"
@JustCallMeLoathesomeАй бұрын
BTW, when John tweeted "Duke is in North Carolina", he was playing word games. Duke University is, indeed, in North Carolina. John, however, is in New York.
@Steviemonster1Ай бұрын
Great show - good listening, thx!
@IndianBrahАй бұрын
1:17:54 for John mumbling "united sayss possal suhhviss"
@ChrisGreene-d4fАй бұрын
New super chatting rule for John. Trick him into saying family members names with basic questions like who told Karl to take a nap? Who's being home schooled in Alabama? Who stole botox from a hospital? Just to see if he answers or not would be funny.
@borninthe70sgamingАй бұрын
The trumpet covers are good. John doesn't play trumpet like Bob plays trumpet.
@dand412Ай бұрын
Gotta call shuli out, we made fun of John for not admitting he has a job, but shuli has yet to deny or confirm he's working a day job, same thing Carl ripping Chad for the hot sauce, yet now he's Hocking hot sauce
@robsim4692Ай бұрын
Postal service does hire seasonal help like during Christmas which also hires the special needs and handicapped! Him being a teacher kinda makes me understand some things
@marz-95Ай бұрын
They drug test also unless they've stopped.
@eternalextrapolationsАй бұрын
The fact that the LA education department or any educational authority would hire him in ANY capacity is an indication of what a low point Western civilization has sunk to.
@aboelingАй бұрын
I work for the postal service and I can say they do not drug test anymore.
@peglegbiker777Ай бұрын
I don’t think I’ve heard this possibility, but are patients allowed to podcast in rehab centers? I want to see how long he stays at this “motel”.
@AAAskeetАй бұрын
…..or mental institutions
@qcrew2938Ай бұрын
It's his Mom's house just in another room
@bigmoose99Ай бұрын
Those curtains seem like they were bought in bulk
@cody1482Ай бұрын
John would never go to a rehab, that would mean admitting he's not perfect.
@daved6317Ай бұрын
Danny Devitos house
@Myob2545Ай бұрын
I had a lawyer, but I did it my way!😂
@TRIIGGAVELLIАй бұрын
33:17 that was the most appt description of John I've ever heard 😂😂 shitty rotten lunch meat.
@williams.1130Ай бұрын
John has no streaming service because most cheap people use their friends account, but John has zero friends.
@Kasigi03Ай бұрын
We know that HM Dan has to go out to his garage to use his computer and such. Hmmm....
@SilenceDogood999Ай бұрын
Is he trying to sound like JFK in his rant starting around 1:09:00 ? wtf is that all about? 😂
@kevorkaАй бұрын
Why do i hate my cousin vinnie now?
@steverichards2856Ай бұрын
If there’s - Y’know - anything I know about Y’know - intelligent people, it’s that they always Y’know, insist they are smarter than you and Y’know, constantly repeat the same thing. That’s a fact, Jack. That’s why pencils have erasers.
@djmason9Ай бұрын
John can’t talk w/o lying. Nothing he says is truthful pathetic
@DabblerHitmanАй бұрын
I bought tix to Dabblecon 2 in Rochester and I can’t wait to hear the tapes. Pricey tix but well with it to hear them, have a few drinks and laugh my ass off!!!
@aboelingАй бұрын
Im a mailman and theres a test just to get approved to get a job offer. Then orientation for a week. Then academy for a week like shuli said. Then they take a day to train you on the right hand drive. Theres no way he lasted through all of that
@horrorluvernycАй бұрын
I believe he is in his moms bathroom
@notnowmike_Ай бұрын
"IT WAS A BARBEQUE RESTAURANT!"
@mazzy5449Ай бұрын
Twice he said WE. We watched the Trump footage...WE watched my cousin Vinny
@robsim4692Ай бұрын
God forbid Jay Leno was to ever lose more money than God but if that were to happen you got my $20 for the "truth told by Leno" podcast!
@joefuller3467Ай бұрын
This man is incapable of taking the "high ground"
@Kasigi03Ай бұрын
Here's an idea, stop super chatting him just on the premise of making him bounce off the walls and struggle to fill a show. Nothing more than just to watch him go bananas having no idea of what to react to, especially now that he's "done with families".
@clineceАй бұрын
Luv you Bob
@FlynnstirАй бұрын
JAWN IS THE WORST EX STERN STAFFER TO WARM POTOATOES EVER!
@JohnshorriblecardioАй бұрын
1:54:44 John’s new show format is very compelling. All about what he’s going to stop doing for a week before he starts doing it again after his lawyer dumps him. And misquoting movie lines will surely get him more viewers that are fans, and not ones who dump $2 super chats trashing him. Yeah boy! Imma suscribe nah!
@deadrafa333Ай бұрын
John got eyebrow surgery and lip stuff done right? Strange
@chairmanmeow2413Ай бұрын
Seems he got the same cut rate eye lift Opie did. Their both failing now giving them squint eyes 👀😳
@bigmoose99Ай бұрын
@@chairmanmeow2413Opie and John failing? Highly unlikely.
@daved6317Ай бұрын
He should steal botox
@MarianaNastase-u7g29 күн бұрын
Doctor okouromi. Your support and encouragement have meant the world to me, and I am thankful for your unwavering belief in my ability to overcome stuttering. You have not only helped me improve my speech but also boosted my self-esteem and overall well-being. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for helping me find my voice. I am forever grateful. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
@Lacey247Ай бұрын
Zen is SO funny in these!!
@thegood8gg690Ай бұрын
Bob was really bombing on this show. Karl had to come in and bail him out.
@borninthe70sgamingАй бұрын
Amazing community that has a higher like count delivered right on time!! Jesus, man.
@daved6317Ай бұрын
John was xmas hire for post office
@Kasigi03Ай бұрын
I'll bet he generally quit right off the bat due to his laziness. Holiday help, possible, but even lasts a few months.
@marz-95Ай бұрын
Most likely and letter carrier isn't an entry level job. At least not when I worked for them.
@AAAskeetАй бұрын
Yes,they work you like a dog until you get your normal route.
@ShroomdiffnuclearАй бұрын
Don't play stupid. We all have our hats in the game. John is taking his hat out of the game. Simple
@Yokes27Ай бұрын
BTW IM WATCHING THE REPLAY AND ITS STILL MAKING NOISE
@freedomslunchАй бұрын
14:42 Katydid. Yet another time the Rippaverse and Dabbleverse nearly crossed over.
@simongreen9372Ай бұрын
" I'm going so low" John Melendez
@berserkergames113Ай бұрын
was he fucking high ?
@BrianBoyd-cu5uqАй бұрын
John the bastid, has been born again!
@Myob2545Ай бұрын
Douchebags Anonymous doesn’t work!😮
@jordanjacksonshouseofhorrorsАй бұрын
I loathe the over/under games so much and it brings the show to a screeching halt EVERY FUCKING TIME
@JohnshorriblecardioАй бұрын
0:09 not as much as I do, ya weirdo…
@lorimaloney6186Ай бұрын
✏️✏️✏️✏️
@DismasBeatsАй бұрын
3:06:20 Oh isn't that right Bunbun?
@NickWteeАй бұрын
Dislike for Karl showing up.
@teepee4531Ай бұрын
FSJ
@typ3522Ай бұрын
Zen and bob are hilarious together
@PallaviRoyal-k4m29 күн бұрын
My son stopped stammering using Alternative herbal supplement, I feel so happy 😊😁 that he can finally express his feeling and he's no longer afraid because he speaks fluently 💯 God 🙏 🙏bless Doctor okouromi. ❤❤
@roxannared200Ай бұрын
Hotel bathrooms don't have art in them & only have white shower curtains. But I just stayed at Hilton & bedroom had ceiling fan. But he's def not there bcuz bathroom is all off.
@kArLosDaINgErАй бұрын
💯
@cody1482Ай бұрын
In case TURS reads comments, get rid of the guy with the beard. He doesn't add anything to the streams.
@Oldmusicman555Ай бұрын
Aase impression…and it was missing today.
@Kasigi03Ай бұрын
@@Oldmusicman555 He did it a few times in the beginning and the "Sherlock Homo" comment was gold.
@BlurnGanstonАй бұрын
Zen is horribly unfunny, and frankly, gross.
@freddiefuego6270Ай бұрын
912
@Evan-dc6mtАй бұрын
What the fuck is with johns Jerry stiller impression
@echo-cb9stАй бұрын
Sloppy john now took over his stupid mom's room
@Lady_JusticeАй бұрын
I love when Karl is on. Most of the super chats are read after they are done with the John video.
@MarianaNastase-u7g29 күн бұрын
Doctor okouromi. Your support and encouragement have meant the world to me, and I am thankful for your unwavering belief in my ability to overcome stuttering. You have not only helped me improve my speech but also boosted my self-esteem and overall well-being. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for helping me find my voice. I am forever grateful. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
@PallaviRoyal-k4m29 күн бұрын
My son stopped stammering using Alternative herbal supplement, I feel so happy 😊😁 that he can finally express his feeling and he's no longer afraid because he speaks fluently 💯 God 🙏 🙏bless Doctor okouromi. ❤❤