All Dino Dossiers voiced by Madeleine Madden in Ark Survival Evolved

[@Ninjakiller560]

Which creatures name have you being saying wrong all these years?

[@Offdaheezy0998]

Ammonite(ina) lol

[@soaringspirits2267]

Diplo.

[@adrian_shepherd4003]

Argentavis

[@adrian_shepherd4003]

also I think among Argentavis I mispronounced a lot of creatures

[@blakegrodecki1928]

@SoaringSpirits Diplodocus has 2 official pronunciations: the American way and the British/Australian way. Since Helena is Australian, she says "duh-plo-duh-kuhs"...but "duh-plaa-duh-kuhs" is just as valid, and how I say it :)

[@lukemoyer520]

This game has an unbelievable amount of content, and it makes me so sad that it's been somewhat forgotten :(

[@jigsaw4770]

...and alphabetical! - What a legend!

[@jeffbrownstain]

To be tooooootally fair, the menu alphebetizes them automatically. All you have to do is scroll over one by one and click 🙃

[@rosepetals6025]

She said that argentavis have little interest in anything alive but when I go to tame one they're always tryting to kill a rex or something else stupid 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@jeffbrownstain]

Thanks for doing the work to put these together. Hopefully now with voiced dossiers, the fact that Ark is actually a scifi game should be a little more obvious to players.

[@jeffbrownstain]

You can tell Helena never owned an Ascendant Fabricated Sniper Rifle because she called Pegomastax 'unthreateaning.' Ever since they made Element a hotbar consumable, giving incentive to keep it on bar to trock ammo, those little demons have become even scarier.

[@jeffbrownstain]

You can literally hear the voice actor slightly gawk when she has to say 'Kairu Clubbing' 🤣

[@jeffbrownstain]

It's terrifying to think that a Purlovia isn't even awake when it's tearing you to shreds.

[@shawmiserix404]

weird to think helena couldn't figure out that the nameless are mutated jerboas

[@jeffbrownstain]

They arent though? Nameless used to be people, that's why they can grow into Reapers. It's like, literally in one of the notes.

[@shawmiserix404]

@@jeffbrownstain where then show the source link it

[@Lucariothelegendpokemon]

​@@jeffbrownstain they cant grow into reapers i dont think. They make reapers appear

[@jeffbrownstain]

@@Lucariothelegendpokemon Nameless and Reaper are the same species but of different castes that work together, like that of ants or bees.

[@jeffbrownstain]

The way GTJack3d went endgame with a moth made me love those guys too.

[@jeffbrownstain]

If you know the right glitch and you're on the right (laggy) server you can definitely teach both an Archeaopteryx and a Terror Bird how to fly 😉

[@jeffbrownstain]

Aw heck, I forgot HLNA did the space mammals...

[@jeffbrownstain]

You should be allowed to sell your soul to David Tennant in order to be able to tame Seekers.

[@jeffbrownstain]

That woman from the parasaur dossier? The one who tamed the entire herd of them? Yeah. She's dead now. They're all dead. My giga ate them. I promise, it was an accident though. She shouldn't have been built on the beach. Everyone knows that's where we meatrun.

[@jeffbrownstain]

I've actually never seen a wild Lamprey in all my time playing Ab 🤔 I spawed some in on sp and tamed them with fish baskets but never had one latch on me. Its so rare to ever end up where they spawn without a good mount.

[@jeffbrownstain]

Two words on why you should always tame dodos: Chemical. Warfare.

[@jeffbrownstain]

Did they update the Direwolf dossier during the TLC patches? Because, uh. None of those things listed were things you could actually do until that update.

[@jeffbrownstain]

I like to think the olw just stuffs its antenna up your nose to give you thermal vision. Element is some pretty wild stuff. Snow Owls are KNOWN evolutions from natural creatures, not mythical. Didn't know their freeze work via chemical reaction. I wonder what purpose their bioluminescence serves in nature and how they built a symbiotic relationship with gachas when the snow dome was the only thing keeping them alive 🤔

[@jeffbrownstain]

Can't believe we never got a Tytanomyrma Queen. I forgot ants even existed.

[@jeffbrownstain]

Her accent started to slip hard on Wooly Rhino 🤣

[@plynix7937]

Did you know in the megalania dossier, temperament and diet are the wrong way around

[@Ninjakiller560]

I never noticed that until you pointed it out, that is super funny how it is currently setup. Diet aggressive, lol.

[@piratekingreq3661]

@jeffbrownstain we get it bro you liked the video 💀

[@jeffbrownstain]

Tell those guys with the herd of Phiomia: You only need one, my dudes. It might be analmil abuse, but it's better than wasting space on poo pigs.

[@jeffbrownstain]

Therizinosaur Troodon Titanoboa Baryonyx Swamp Leech Lightning Wyvern Mantis Phoenix Rock Drake Featherlight Reaper King Anything Abberant colored (also any X or R dinos) Basilisk Managarmr Velonasaur Snow Owl Gacha Enforcer Griffin Tropical Crystal Wyvern Deinonychus Magmasaur Megachelon Bloodstalker Ferox X-Sabertooth Salmon (cmon, glowing space fish?) Astrocetus Astrodelphis Void Wyvern Just a list of all my favorite ark creatures, for your reading displeasure 🙃

[@jeffbrownstain]

Oh also Arthropleura, doubly so since it can eat metal structures now

[@jeffbrownstain]

X Basilos are pretty cool.. I know I said all X R and Abberant dinos, but I REALLY love arks bioluminescent creatures, super especially for sea creatures. X mosa too, regular mosa is meh.

[@jeffbrownstain]

Bees would be cooler if they weren't useless but also mandatory for honey.

[@jeffbrownstain]

Oh, definitely Abberant Dung beetle. Ill go get stuck on ab for five hours just to get a glowy poo boi and run him manually to a beacon when you can find them wandering the open on rag.

[@jeffbrownstain]

Unicorns are pretty kewl

[@shawmiserix404]

i personally think the non story arks dossiers should have been voiced by someone else just to really show how far removed they are from the central story

[@Ninjakiller560]

I agree, feels werid having Helena voice creatures she technically never met. Unless folks transferred to them

[@adrian_shepherd4003]

In the leuropodon dossier helena says from tales other tribes told her or something like that. Helena is a scientist so I don't think anybody on the ARKs except her and Rockwell would be interested in recording notes on every creature

[@shawmiserix404]

@@adrian_shepherd4003 people from all across history get pulled to the ark hrlrna walker can't be the only paleozoologist toend up on the arks there are several hundred instalations in total each lore wise holding hundreds of survivors

[@adrian_shepherd4003]

@@shawmiserix404 her and Rockwell. Maybe the modern era guys Santiago the hacker was part of but no others

[@Frogboyaidan]

Her as a homo deus could have seen them

[@sp_ce.]

How did you get to see the Carchar dossier in game?

[@Ninjakiller560]

You have to tame it

[@Frogboyaidan]

Pog

[@jeffbrownstain]

'Every Spinosaurus has a slightly different color pallete' Ah Helena. Not an artist are we? If you count 'slight' as about 15 shades of 6 unique colors across five different body regions, sure sure surreeeee. Wonder who you commisioned for all this dossier art...

[@jeffbrownstain]

I bet it was Zany Zebra. You scammer.

[@jeffbrownstain]

I've always WANTED to like Onyc but they're so objectively useless and annoying to tame that the only reason I ever tame one is for my tribemates to punch around the base to prevent from punching eachother out of boredom.

[@jeffbrownstain]

Stop liking all my comments and turn off you notification homie.. I've got another HOUR left in this video 🙃

[@Ninjakiller560]

Every comment must be liked or responded to. Because if I do not respond to a comment, KZbin will keep it on my comment wall until I do and will notify me on my phone, email, and desktop. Which is a bummer because I prefer to be on top of my comments and not have a long list. For example, right now I have 17 messages from you in a row, and the next comment is 2 hours before you. So, unless I want a long list for the rest of my life, I need to do what I need to do to stay on top of everything and effectively engage with my community.

[@jeffbrownstain]

@@Ninjakiller560 Yeah mate, just turn that ish off. Most other channels do. You'll go insane trying to respond to everyone and everything.

[@jeffbrownstain]

@@Ninjakiller560 Hey can't say I don't feel the digital gods at least 🤣