All Dissidia 012 Kefka Intro Quotes

Comment your favourites! I love the new ones for Firion, Ultimecia, and Kuja. Some of these are a massive disappointment though (Sephiroth...)

[@coastaldogz019]

Kefka: 'Ehhh... what IS it that you want?' Sephiroth: 'Mother' Kefka: 'MAMA'S BOY!'

[@maximitus1]

Kefka 1: "Now that´s what i call a true work of art." Kefka 2: "You´re making me blush" Kefka only loves himself.

[@minaly22]

Kefka: "Using time to get rid of those wrinkles?"

[@lowhp_comic]

I love how offended she looks as well, throwing back her arms and screaming internally xD

[@SuperDragonBlader]

Kefka: "You sure are talkative... in your head."

[@JoeyLamontagne]

Kefka threw shade at Ultimecia. It's Super Effective!

[@OceanbornAngel]

1:19 When Kefka says this you know you're scary on so many levels considering all that Kefka was responsible for.

[@HitandRyan]

"Look who it is, the traitor." Says the guy who gave his own Emperor a skydiving lesson sans parachute. And there wasn't even any mind control involved there!

[@GiordanDiodato]

At least he knows how not to brood

[@AliceStargamerUsagi]

a skydiving lesson 😂

[@Lux_the_Lost]

Favorite lines - The Emporer, since Kefka's attitude towards him actually got worse - Exdeath, because I actually agree with Kefka here - Terra, because it shows under the goofier clown act Kefka means business this time - Ultimecia, simply because Kefka just asked for it - Tidus, because Kefka's attitude towards him hasn't changed at all - Shantotto, again because Kefka's asking for it - Feral Chaos, because Kefka calls a fight with him "SHOWTIME" 0_o - Kefka, because it's just too funny :p

[@trashofnoconsequence3194]

Kefka is so endearing and never fails to make me smile. He's truly one of the greatest in the final fantasy series.

[@Lu666Ka600AA]

To Sephiroth: "Didn't your mother teach you not to run-around with scissors?"

[@MettheSlayer]

Lu666Ka600AA Or: " Ohhhhhh..., a Mumma´s Boy!" xD

[@wanzerwurt9653]

Lu666Ka600AA I wish he said this instead: Didn't yo momma ever taught you to move out on your own manchild??

[@kainthedragoon8081]

That's some kefka would say!

[@frillydress]

LOL

[@JetmanPR]

"Am I gonna see another hissy fit?" DIED

[@Gyarretto7]

Aw, c'mon, Kefka! Do the laugh!!! :(

[@Jayrod64]

They changed his laugh in this game.

[@Aqua311]

Oh, that had nothing to do with sexism. A female swordsman stabbed him. He threw quite a tantrum when it happened. That's why Kefka's so pissed at the idea. He was the one who gave her the sword too. XD

[@kainthedragoon8081]

I hate hate hate Hate hate hat hate hate HATE YOU

[@dude.9905]

Really, Kain?

[@nightperson1012]

kain the dragoon Kain, sit down.

[@lazaroskarmaniolas7410]

That was Celes. And she was just as much of an ice queen as Lightning... well, until she met a certain thief-er, um, TREASURE HUNTER. Yeah, that. XD

[@Aqua311]

@@lazaroskarmaniolas7410 Was she, though? She had already turned away from the empire before she met Locke.

[@Link500ACS]

man i was so hoping for him to scream "MAMA'S BOY!" at sephy.....

[@Orcaluv26]

Kefka: you are dangerous on so many levels. Sephiroth: damn straight

[@dude.9905]

I'm sure it was to quell the bloodthirst of the Sephy fanboys... Then again, the Cultists of Kefka are no better.

[@piromaniac9999]

Heh goddam older brother is half baked too.

[@Alucardworshipper]

I love the way Kefka pokes fun at everyone. It's like he himself has not only played their respective games ( In super fourth-wall breaking fashion ) but he's aware of the fan's comments on them all! XD

[@FleeinKorean]

Kefka vs. Chaos "Power of discord? Don't mind if I do."

[@ShinMaruku]

The female swordsman? UNBEARABLE

[@dude.9905]

2:18 - I literally could not resist the urge of making this quote into a "keep calm" poster.

[@uekiboy92]

" I have.. nothing words to say.." must be tough one that void guy..

[@The_Duel_Depot]

To Gabranth: "Wanna go home with me, Fido?" honestly i think that's the most hurtful quote of all, damn son :U

[@xNephilimxXx]

"Why don't you go hang X?" Are we gonna talk about how he just burnt the entire game through Tidus?XD

[@bartlebee2687]

A clever double joke

[@e69alpha]

i like his quote to kuja, the reference is hilarious

[@BC465]

My, what a rude missy!

[@lordbasilisk]

My boi Kefka always talking mad shit. Love it.

[@TheGamersState]

Am I the only person that really wanted him to do the Tidus Laugh on Tidus himself?

[@inferno232]

Exdeath: "Would you say you're... deVOID of them?!"

[@i4c4eva]

brilliant timing to use the Kefka Vs Kefka quote :)

[@kefkaconnoisseur]

Kefka: You're older than me?

[@MasterUltraBall]

1:40 "Look at this clown." Look who's talking, Kefka.

[@juanernestorey5477]

"Give me back my heart,please!" was that a jab at Sora I heard? xD

[@thenot-so-epichundredknigh1547]

juan ernesto Rey *gasp!* GIVE ME KEFKA IN KH3, PLZ! I would take him over Sephiroth every day of the week.

[@FirithPanda]

Kuja: W-what?!

[@Althalus2010]

Kefka is quotable on so many levels...

[@ShadowLugia141]

Why create life if it will only be destroyed? Why cling to life when you know you're going to die. That is possibly the most famous quote Kefka said.

[@BTtuxBT]

Want to go home with me,Fido? XD

[@Kisama-]

haha half baked cookies: Cecil and Golbez The best one is Ultimecia, it "hit" her directly to her "face!" Kefka: "Using time to get rid of those wrinkles?"

[@K0opa]

LoLz, already have seen another one posted, but lets hope you still rack up views on this like your original one from the first game xD . . My personal favorites are the ones vs Ultimecia and himself lol :P Notice how he still doesn't talk smart to Sephiroth? lol. . .

[@lineautox]

Kefika: you are dangerous on so many levels sephiroth: :.( Tifa walks in Kefika: :O

[@zodwadlomo4750]

1:30 Kefka: you sure are talkative in your head Me: I know right 🙄

[@Beledal]

The one he does for Cloud is the best.

[@shibba2517]

Hyahayhya Kefka treats Cloud of Darkness like an old hag xDD I remember 'Get lost fossil' haha

[@makhyusnimakhyusni401]

His line is nothing but mockery

[@valkrieknights]

haha, i like how everybody looks all pissed and ready to fight after kefka makes fun of them.

[@Mr.PlatanoMAN970]

0:44 i agree with him on that one since Kane betrayed the main char twice in the actual game.

I like the Kefka's quotes too, like himself, as always. BUT, what a shame this quote vs Sephitorth...

[@Hero_of_Legend]

Kefka: You're dangerous on so many levels! Sephiroth: ...You're annoying.

[@leingodf8]

Haha cecil's followed directly by Golbez's worked out perfectly XD.

[@TonRobo]

A good one for Sephiroth would be: "Seraphim are subordinates of the Gods."

[@22jeyq]

Cecil, Onion knight, Exdeath, Kuja, and Golbez

[@Aqua311]

Kefka and Sephiroth are honest with each other. Kefka knows he is dangerous on so many levels and Sephiroth knows he'll die laughing.

[@CHeeSechez74]

He said sephiroth is dangerous cause of his mentality

[@Aqua311]

@@CHeeSechez74 lol Coming from Kefka, that means something. XD

[@CHeeSechez74]

@@Aqua311 kefka knows he was messed up by a magitek armor incident

[@TonRobo]

With Emperor, he's messing with him, comparing him to Gestahl.

[@Shadowyconman]

huh.... Kefka's sora quote: Oh, he sees dead people!

[@LordSiravant]

Ultimecia's reaction...just...oh God, lolz. Notice Kefka actually acknowledges Sephiroth's threat level instead of just flat-out dissing him. I think he'll take THAT fight more seriously. He'll still win, though. :P

[@BastardMan]

@K0opa yeah, I saw + commented it after =/ aw man, he ain't messin with Sephy's fangirl army.

[@Dice12K]

Laguna vs Kefka Kefka: A gun? What's stopping me from comming here with a Harrier Jet?

[@mushroomhead3619]

"Look who it is, the traitor!" lol it's funny because he's the protagonist at the beginning of um 4 (I think) who's sent by an evil king to use a magic relic near a town (that probably angered him) and it releases Bomb monsters that destroy the entire town and kill everyone. In short you play a knight who unknowingly does something evil and as a result changes sides and becomes a traitor.

[@suchiuomizu]

You seem to be confused. The protagonist was Cecil, who he called half-baked. The traitor was referring to Kain, who was called that for betraying the party several times (though not of his free will, rather he was being controlled).

[@mushroomhead3619]

Who's the guy that bombed the village?

[@tttc]

Both Cecil and Kain went to bomb the village.

[@Ponakalaranjit456]

Oh Yeah I remembering Play It .

[@killerkirbydude]

holy fuck what a savage

[@Blizz3112]

Looks like Kefka somehow respects the most: KEFKA, followed by (maybe) Exdeath, Sephiroth and Chaos... XD

[@TruMorbid]

First time he's acted out of character. He should have called Sephiroth an emo girl.

[@RayReyRei]

kefka:are you a traveling comedian? bartz:look who's talking,you clown

[@24LionHearts]

"using time to get rid of those wrinkles?" lol... :D

[@user-a6k9i6n9o6M]

Kefka: I Can Show You The Way To Hell Me: X)

[@alyssajusuf9764]

Kefka keeps breaking fourth wall

[@braintheif90]

loooove the cloud quote!

[@datingsimulator-tk4xs]

Kuja got owned xD

[@Lady162]

You totally read my mind.

[@cellophanezebra4663]

The Squall one was really good

[@pulituh909]

kefka's donald cook: time to make dinner!

[@HeavyWeaponsGuy1998]

Great way to end the video :)

[@Gullwingsofrock]

@XZoneCiderpowered Thanks! I thought I would never get those costumes.

[@HoshikoYui]

First "Who is THAT handsome devil?" and then "Now that what I call a true work of art." Narcissistic too much? XD

[@kainthedragoon8081]

One of his hobbies is starring at him self in the mirror

[@LionLostInTime]

vs Ultimecia and Feral are my favourites @ Gabranth: its a trap!

[@Aqua311]

Add the Joker and the three of them would have so much fun.

[@Satyr88912]

Squall looks so much better with longer hair than with his medium length hair in FFVIII.

[@OtaOpz]

@Gearheadmk2 dear god... the madness

[@spyrothepokemon]

i lol at Kuja : am i gonna see a hissy fit?

[@wolfnagi10]

I think he just mentioning Sephiroth's dangerous due to fangirls.

[@Unmustache1]

10 years late, but I think he was referring to his mentality

[@Gearheadmk2]

I demand Marvel vs Square. Imagne: Deadpool vs Kefka!

[@Pokechao]

Dear lord kefka and hazama would be butt buddies for sure

[@Yokai_Yuri]

Kefka doesn't mess with Sephiroth, Emperor, or Chaos.

[@TonRobo]

And with Sephiroth "Dangerous on so many levels." isn't what it looks like. He's saying Sephiroth is "brain damaged", what is an irony knowing why Kefka's crazy. (=p)

[@euyemura123]

Best FF Villain!!!

[@Unworkable34]

Sephiroth says: Your annoying.

[@MrsJasmyn45]

man, I've completely beat the hell outta kefka with tifa, lightning and my favorite kain

[@immortalfrieza]

@doughnutcity No, 1:36 THAT'S a burn!

[@Gullwingsofrock]

I don't know where you can get the other DLC costumes where are they? Codes?

[@CSIRID]

Ok, thanks, I found it :D

[@chillworksdev4145]

xthaankx

[@braintheif90]

@Gearheadmk2 it would come down to a yo mama battle of the ages!

[@pokelovee43]

well if i was a character in final fantasy id be a brawler mage(u know using fists and magic) idont know whats kefkas reation to me but in my opinion Carlo:my punches will be your sleeping pills Kefka:hahahah,an easily tempered mage will battle me

[@AquaLantern]

@KingGhidorah5464 Yep.

[@CHCHuser]

As much as Dave Wittenberg does a great job as Kefka, I think Tim Curry would be more awesome as him.

[@BastardMan]

@TheLeamond free download on the PSN store.

[@dpolaristar]

@Gearheadmk2 That's what a friend of mine said.

[@deiongreenaway9751]

I hear part 4. Best song😒💢

[@ianlim5440]

Using time to get rid of those wrinkles? Lol

[@CSIRID]

I'm looking for this theme, which is the name (yeah, I know is dancing mad but I just don't find this version D:)

[@jackepong6300]

Wheres the "I see a poser" line

[@xeienar]

lol vs lightning!