ALL FISTS vs. TINY CHAMPIONS - Gorn (VR) Funny Moments

[@mthf69]

“What did I teach you in space school Timmy? KEEP YOUR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDERS”

[@Trey-si6fg]

“And that’s not a METAPHOR!”

[@The_Asexual_Gamer_2]

This is why you can’t come to any raves timmy

[@cheesepuffxyz3643]

you should do the attack on titan challenge. have the winged gloves those swords that just cut heads in half, and you are tiny and they are huge. like so the captain will see this.

[@trenisesimon2516]

BRUHH AMIZING IDEA

[@enchantedfoxttv]

Wish I could like but I’m not going to ruin it btw nice 👌

[@bennyoc714]

Video: 3 million views Date of post: Mar 26, 2019 Current Date: Jan 11, 2021 Top comment: 70 and 3 replies Approx. Time of Post: 1-year ago Hmmm...

[@austinthegamer2915]

Why is this guy Garfield

[@c0d3myst1c4]

How do you get the winged gloves??

[@jacobwolf6781]

“Your tiny tooth pick arrows don’t scare me little man, I feel no pain now bow to your knew CRaB GoD” Captainsause

[@davidbietsch9812]

i've always thought he said "now bow to your nsw crap god!"

[@xtoxicxxkitten8875]

I love how captainsauce put it as only champions but the game sends out the naked dude I guess he's a champion

[@PUCCl_]

"So we're just gonna prepare...and...TAKE OFFF"....his head

[@GallfTHEBOY]

He is trying his best here

[@lljrdnll]

Bruh the 18 secs ago got me..

[@HewerIsTheOnePiece]

pucci's worst enemy, a man who believes fully in gravity and will rip his own head off because of it

[@emrs4237]

CaptainSauceDr: How do you feel from one to pretzel? Gorn Gladiator: Like a concussion and a half

[@tigerboythe_gamer3767]

Correction its medicalsauce but ok Good meme tho

[@nikks_2365]

more like crumbs

[@charlynatillo7240]

Gladiator: Like, i dunno, a broken arm and a mace?

[@Sporketto]

"Would u want to fight 100 Duck sized Tanks or would u rather fight a DANK sized Duck" -Captain Sauce 2019

[@daluckygit8019]

Esentially 100 manned glocks

[@user-mf3tm6wb3p]

Dank

[@greentea2020]

Tank duck

[@Trey-si6fg]

That’s one DANK duck. He said dank instead of tank

[@momon5359]

100 duck sized tanks please.

[@goldenfox6061]

5:40 with the power of flex tape will give all helmets that nice seal bond

[@wellifailed392]

No, it's Soldier from TF2.

[@generichumanbeing6973]

And THIS is why you need to go to school.

[@juicydraconian2628]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHAHHAHHAHAHA

[@SCPImmortal-js7sg]

@@wellifailed392 MAGGOTS!

[@KalutSweep]

Just so you know I KILLED THIS MAN IN HEAD

[@BrutalGamer840R]

Have fun with this: Play Gorn in custom mode (custom options) Make yourself huge (max height) Get yourself whatever hand buff you want Make the fighters as tiny as possible Make the fighters bigheaded (if possible)

[@Radioactivegodgoji]

13:01 your tiny toothpick arrows don’t scare me little man I feel no pain now bow before your new crab god *that made me laugh lol)

[@bananabread3360]

3:40 He got suplexed so hard he became the prettiest ballerina

[@GhostfaceWorshipper]

2nd prettiest The prettiest is the one with the lock on his face and the bfh (big f*cking hammer)

[@aLargeChild]

At 8:45 I full out smashed my head on the wall while laughing.

[@progamerlim7447]

who agrees captain sauce the best boiiiiiii!!!!

[@hatgirl9992]

Is spelled boy not boi

[@toejzzzle7299]

@@hatgirl9992 seriosly?

[@mann_mans]

I noe rite?

[@thatdarkcloset525]

ME🍅

[@Moon-hf7ol]

captain sauce is the best youtuber

[@DaoukLanton]

15:06 YOU'RE FIGHTING MY BROTHERS YOU SHALL PAY

[@ConwayJohn-si5qv]

😂

[@Hypnobard6115]

3:54 "nothing but scrambled eggs left upstairs" is the 2nd best line When the wizard uses enlarge on the simic hybrid: 0:00

[@NightDaProto]

Captain sauce: YOUR TINY TOOTH PICK ARROWS DO NOT HARM ME LITTLE MAN I FEEL NO PAIN NOW BOW TO YOUR NEW CRAB GOD!!!!!!!!!!

[@heckuoar870]

LOL!

[@tolis088]

!!!!!!!???

[@tolis088]

P

[@Turtle-oj2ms]

Liam Wright before

[@joshuaformanek7854]

I heard crap god

[@bigfatsjdjcboffoofffofifof1211]

14:08 Captainsauce: Where did your pet go? Also captain sauce: "slaps" WHERE DID HE GO I NEED HIM IN MY LIFE BRING HIM BACK

[@ronaldobonillagaming7896]

big fat ?sjdjcb offoofffofifofo oõõœf I NEED HIM IN MY LIFE “

[@DuWayneBrayton]

He ate the badger

[@GreenBat_5]

12:27 new best definition of Achilles

[@Galaxy13212]

14:06 Badger: I don't feel so good.... Then the Badger Vanish with no dust

[@joeblack5942]

I do not like u

[@Galaxy13212]

@@joeblack5942 why you hate me i didn't even want a like

[@Golden_emburr]

13:00 imagine being the archer in this situation, seeing a half crab half metal human hybrid and see your arrow get pulled out of their hand without it doing anything.

[@TheStaticWhisperer]

I think I'd just stare at the sun and shoot a fully drawn arrow directly up

[@TheArkh4mGuy]

3:23 that crack tho

[@alfshigechi5518]

8:21 this happened because the weapon he was holding sliced him in half

[@jennmason4228]

Thanks alf

[@gbomb8643]

i did not know that gg

[@HAZE42042]

I love how he has beat the game and still has a way to have fun

[@tstephens421]

That's how I feel too lol

[@kslcows5571]

To this day I love watching your videos, especially your vr videos and I really wish you would put the headset back on Thank you for making my bad days great 💛

[@oeymcoman5247]

10:14 "What if I just do a little bit Of This! OHOOOOOKAYYY... Hi!"

[@marekhoy1418]

Apollo 20 taking off, free candy included with every astronaut

[@robinpratthastings568]

😂😂😂

[@mann_mans]

Agreed!

[@thedecapitator3952]

Does it come with free weapons?

[@Silver-Synthesis]

@@thedecapitator3952 no only crab claws and melted butter.

[@normanho5631]

@@Silver-Synthesis and a winged glove

[@skullxenator679]

14:06 lol I was dying but coughing after lololol

[@alexcline1097]

SkullXenator 679 you make no sense but cap dose I love his videos

[@luigines6457]

2:30: They made the walls just high enough. Me: * flies out of bounds * Yep. Just high enough. (Seriously though, I gave accidentally flown out of bounds once.)

[@funni_moksi69]

Same I went outta bounds too

[@nightwolf7530]

13:02 Even Davy Jones dares not to challenge captain crabsauce

[@vinder-qy7zm]

9:53 "whats sorta fly mode? Isnt that just falling?" (Next scene) "I know how to make a toothpick fly into somebodys eye sockets"

[@christopherdelacruz9728]

Gorn is awesome, love your series Have you thought of playing house party again? It's been significantly changed and now has player workshop story lines. I miss patrick and Frank going at it lol Love ya captain

[@solerion1740]

captainsauce: in a scale of 1 to 10 how do rate your pain challenger: infinite

[@cough7576]

*11teen

[@kuramagolden9117]

Eternal

[@jotarojostar2890]

Nothing

[@zonher5798]

Pretzel

[@mercenaryhk3465]

Yes

[@FortunateFox_]

Your gorn videos keep me entertained. Please continue sir sauce.

[@omokok1877]

All of his videos keep me entertained

[@thesmoke3459]

Hey I called him cap u cant call him sir stop it

[@tommyfox854]

Agreed

[@duckhugginggoblin9156]

Nice, you did the whole "are you not entertained" meme.

[@toastedolive6764]

Little Grape SAME!

[@fnafgamer9620]

Sauce: this is the ultimate gorn weapon Badger:disappears Sauce: oh now u him to disappear bring him back I need him in my life Badger guy: nu

[@Null_Instance]

2:42 I wonder if I can hit Jeremy to the gorn Me: THAT’S MY NAME!

[@Loooooma]

R/madlads

[@m1kewas1oskee69]

@@Loooooma r/DedBois

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

3:38 Burter:wait is he going for the... Jeice:PILE DRIVER,PILE DRIVER tfs joke

[@jacobbressler5598]

Ha

[@fireheartLuke24v32]

“Weird Olympic Skier” I died 😂

[@GhostHelwig]

I bet Patroclus would have something to say about Achilles’ second weakness. 😉😂 (Greek myth humor. I love it so much, but I’m so bad at it. Lol) Anyway, I love watching you just screw around with this game. The combinations feel endless. Like just combining flying with things like the grappling hook would be interesting. And I loved that tiny, adorable, jaw stretching badger. How something so crazy can look so cute is beyond me. Lol

[@myusernamethis9951]

Me : it’s the wings What’s sort of fly? : captain sauce The wings : me Captain sauce : This is going to be EPIC!!!! Of course it is it’s the wings without wings : me

[@luckytheducky1234]

i bought a vr headset because of these kind of vids they made me want to get this game and many more ty for these vr CaptainSauce

[@agoodfriend7012]

I’d love to see more Gorn content now that you’re back. This popped up on my recommended page and I had a great time rewatching this.

[@neversend8818]

5:08 OK CAP I'm not to sere of the first glif but from my translations i think it says "(moron) fighter will fight" if someone has nailed that first glif let me know.

[@justacouch6133]

NEVERS END “translations” we all know that that is something that nippless has said and you’re just guessing

[@plantpreyer2135]

@@justacouch6133 i think he means that he looked at nipless' symbols (on the paper behind the words) and matched them up

[@neversend8818]

@@plantpreyer2135 bingo but if you look at the symbols and there translations you will start to see patterns

[@neversend8818]

ok got the fist glif down it's more likely that it's "Grate" and not "Moron" both look like Y+I

[@KokoBestFox]

Sure** Glyph** GLYPH****

[@player-sd3ez]

7:37 it looks like he's danceing

[@thememebandit6767]

11:22 captainSauce showing his inner Canadian

[@mrfirespark]

i have this game on my oculus quest 2 and i love setting the damage scale to a small amount and cutting off both legs and arms and watching them hopelessly flop on the ground in a desperate attempt to hurt me :D

[@robostich]

fav line “your tiny tooth pick arrow don’t scare me a little man I feel no pain no bowel before you’re crap God”😂😂🤣

[@samualmaximusthelll9370]

Crap god 💀

[@Kitsune-gamer]

𝐋𝐨𝐥

[@donnamartin1654]

"Would you rather fight one duck sized tank or one dank sized duck" -captainsauce 2019

[@cuno115]

Donna Martin the dank duck

[@epcnk]

C H O N K

[@holydutchlord3477]

All fists vs tiny champions Throwing knives: am I a joke to you

[@susanmackenzie8122]

Job bot*becomes enemy* Cap:you just lost your body privileges. Job bot:this seems very GORE

[@jjgamin8823]

13:00 is when I’m playing laser tag/paint balling with my friends.

[@aaronchan4659]

14:01 best weapon in gorn

[@nicolezierath3338]

4:04 Dance to the Spikes!

[@traceyjacobsen8544]

That intro was actually perfect...

[@connerdroddy4834]

Tracey Jacobsen yes

[@slimeboiyt2566]

Conner yep Yop yip

[@orangetheorange]

Seeing cap wear that Atari shirt makes me want to mention how the Co-founder of Atari, Nolan Bushnell, was the founder of Chuck e cheese.

[@Isiahsandjaydeschannel]

WELCOME BACK TO PORN

[@RapFab]

Great Video. With this Information Spaceflight and Surgery will be revolutionary. You my dear Captainsauce are making great Results from these Experiments. Move on and a Award will be waiting for you. Make more. Great Scientist! Also I would offer me for more Rocket Tests. I'm sure that I would Survive. Hopefully

[@illusionier2623]

He would make a great nasa astronaut, or tester

[@caormofdufferin8417]

“Cause we have huh uh huh?” I died inside from that

[@ryderkeller185]

8:40 Finally, you can taste those candy bones

[@victoe3036]

3:41 he did a full on RKO

[@seanwhite7817]

13:00 is the best 😂

[@redsepticeye5323]

cap : so we keep on finding simbols around me : cap those simbols mean captainsauce is the best

[@stephlmur76]

Lol yes!

[@iceyleviathan9722]

Well yes but actually no

[@secret_x]

"One dank sized duck" captainsauce 2019

[@masterfish4343]

secret x tank not dank

[@secret_x]

@@masterfish4343 no he said dank i know he meant to say tank but he said dank

[@MrLiamwilson10]

secret x orb

[@solar-eye]

Some days I think it can't get any better than a video comes out

[@JustANerd1010]

Your just my Favorite Comfort KZbinr. I love to watch you when I’m Stressed or sad. From: Dio Brando.

[@ianlewis2092]

God every time the "let's just disarm ourselves" bit rolls around, I get reminded of how much sauce is like Deadpool.

[@toastertime.]

“His armor is impregnable” CaptainSauce

[@jessicawroten9481]

Its pregnant

[@police3573]

Wise words

[@generalgreivous5950]

Ferb I know what we are doing today

[@riverfoley4118]

Lol

[@gamer-z-plays2002]

3:30 Professional wrestlers indeed, concussion and a half totally, nothing but scrambled eggs left upstairs true, my professional opinion that the gladiator is dead

[@silver_7734]

The fnaf vr game is coming out next month, YOU BETTER PLAY IT

[@anubisx6460]

S1LV3R SH4D0W NOOOOOOOO! (I hate jump scares)

[@tommyfox854]

Agreed

[@runequaza222]

YESSSSSSSS

[@lukerzy4901]

@@anubisx6460 just close your eyes and take it off

[@Silver-Synthesis]

Click watch video

[@totallynotthedragon1462]

When you wake up to waffles for breakfast: 3:45 Also at 8:42 did anyone see the heart on his claw that a warrior accidentally took off for him?

[@coolsandwich3325]

The "walking tumor" looks like the titanic twist from Scooby-Doo

[@kit_ts6087]

Leave it to sauce to catch a bagger like a badass 4:46

[@charlynatillo7240]

Matrix?

[@kit_ts6087]

@@charlynatillo7240 yes

[@tannerbedortha1258]

captain sauce killed thanos in endgame

[@Wicix1]

Tanner Bedortha captainsauce is thanos because he’s so powerful

[@Silver-Synthesis]

13:47 if he can do that to thanos he wouldn't stand a chance.

[@petrikhorr]

@@Wicix1 he killed thanos so he became thanos

[@lexi_hana]

So it wasn't ant man in his butthole!!! It was Captain Sauce beating him till he breaks into just his torso 😅

[@jgardner7726]

you just spoiled endgame for me, thanks.

[@TheKiller-666-YT]

Grappling gun and Wolverine claws = Dark Claw

[@randomvlogsandstuff6489]

You mean dank claw

[@QuintonRay-e7b]

“ oh oh that’s not a nipple come on now “ 13:32

[@fleshychillface8005]

0:44 Captainsauce: globgogabgalab Captions: glove collab collabs

[@kellymurtagh-quinn8058]

12:17 Impregnable armor.

[@jordonallen792]

Ummm, your end is a lot better than what it did to my phone screen!!!

[@theevilbucky3651]

8:58 Imagine that but not with candy mode on

[@TushigiscoolLarry]

lol

[@darknessplays1085]

3:48 when you are drunk and you see a “monster” 😂😂😂😂

[@lorenagatica4479]

CaptainSauce:BOW BEFORE YOUR NEW CRAP GOD Me:WUT

[@lorenagatica4479]

Did he say crab or crap

[@kevingriffith870]

15:00 I love this part

[@That_1_Idiot_Melon]

I'd rather fight the dank sized duck

[@youtuberuler303]

0:06 me when fighting against enimies in easy mode

[@purplechaosemerald6187]

0:00 when my little brother shoots his toy bow and arrow at me

[@friskundertale8621]

Bow before the new krap gods

[@JECMightyHutchy]

5:56 That One Looks Like He’s Doing The Square Dance. Lol.

[@aLargeChild]

10:56 captain sauce: I just wish they were full auto. Full auto crossbow:am I a joke to you

[@nazmulhassan3370]

ill just say that that was a mod so he doesnt have that anymore

[@vinegardoppio2217]

0:00 When your short friend tries to mock you

[@SBushman82]

Yes.but god

[@KiroChisa]

1 to pretzel that's probably a better scale. Captain sauce 2019

[@kaptan466]

Yes captain sauce,you use a can opener to open a beer

[@honkinggoose172]

Or a black hole

[@GreenBat_5]

The start of the best dancer ever 3:45

[@ColeOHaver]

5:03, I decoded it, it means “coward warrior will fight” which is probably directed to the player.

[@ColeOHaver]

It was probably also drawn by the spectators.

[@ColeOHaver]

Your welcome

[@idiotswithadream556]

Undertaker throat grabs in the beginning. Anyone else love Undertaker?

[@theproatpubg0693]

Taker or tale

[@genjishimada4080]

İ hate him

[@histimehascome6103]

14:11 Gone, reduced to atoms.

[@foolishfooligan4437]

"I it's like trying to open a bottle of beer when you don't have a can opener" wait what

[@jeanettemiles3736]

Wat

[@cartooncat4383]

Wauauauauuat

[@TheGreatAshenOne]

Wut

[@paulogames4286]

Oi Vff

[@pickles7342]

I am tripping

[@Voidboi223]

Nobody: Literally nobody Captainsauce : I bed somebody would love to be saved by a grappling wolverine

[@HarrisonisCOOL-o9k]

Wanna know something you are the reason that I got a VR headset and even got gorn so thank you for that

[@aguyonyoutube4sure]

To be honest I’d rather fight a dank sized duck.

[@cookykitn717]

Ye

[@ThemedMagus]

That’s what I heard too lol

[@mattfromwiisports1384]

Ah yes r/autocorrect at its finest

[@ThemedMagus]

@Ashton Marlowe would be funny if it was tho lol

[@Nallekgrigs]

Me too

[@JMonkey7575]

6:44 pathfinder mains in a nutshell

[@jasminamely8533]

6:31 AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

[@samuelobah5035]

What a block captain sause

[@stargazer1998]

Imagine being an enslaved gladiator, and being forced to fight a giant with one metal Fonda and one crab claw instead of hands. You see a decapitated corpse belt to the ground and hear the announcer saying he just... _punched_ that guy’s head off. You have a slight amount of hope after seeing your teamed up with one of the stronger gladiators. That hope immediately dies after he rips your teammates hand off and then breaks him in half at the waist. Then he starts walking towards you until... _splat_