All Glorb song verses ranked

[@nickatnash9728]

I swear SquidWocks whole bottom 2 verse gets me hype. “My trigger finger fast, RAMADAN!” 🔥🔥🔥

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

I live for that line but TB2 seems better

[@WillerWillerWiller]

"Know that I'm him cause there's only one I" has to be the best line overall. Bro dropped a triple in the chorus

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

Ima do a video for hooks

[@gd_bounce]

That is a hard ah line but i think fun’s chorus and squidwards lines are better

[@seth-ek1uo]

in my opinon i cant even chose, all the verses are so good

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

I think that a few are bad really only the verses in 30 and 29

[@zaylendaniels]

Squid and Dankton might be the best two…Patrick gets a solo track and he’s competing for third lowkey

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

I agree

[@speedinturtle00]

Squidwock mad consistant with bangers

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

Ik

[@Guernica4u]

In my opinion SpongeBob’s verse in killcam is one of if not the best because it says “robbed him like a zombie keep a little uzi” which is a reference so when nardwuar gave lil uzi a rob zombie poster. THEN he says “ I just wanna rock him” (rob zombie is a rock artist) then that goes into a line about heavy metal THEN it goes into a line referencing slipknot AND THATS ONE PART OF THE VERSE

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

Ik but I also put it based on hard hitting lines

[@alecthecoolboy]

you saying that FUN and KYS werent good verses is disrespectful lmao

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

Let’s be real both are boring I hate Fun and can’t stand the voice

[@alecthecoolboy]

@@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb in your opinion. IMO they go hard af…just like me rn

[@bigman542]

@@alecthecoolboy you just said that his opinion is disrespectful

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

@@bigman542 that’s what I was going to say

[@CamrynReiss]

Fr

[@1glorbfan]

Don’t care what people say to me about liking every glorb song I like every glorb song

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

I like a lot of them except Dumbbell and Fun

[@ValianceGames]

So basically Dankton, Pat and Squidwok carry Glorb? Yes. Yes I agree wholeheartedly with this take. Edit: I actually want to add how much I agree with Pat secretly being the best rapper in the group. Squiddy and Dankton are obviously incredible, but Pat is top 10 every single time he steps up. His flows are simple, but that man spits BAR AFTER BAR everytime he grabs the mic. What a legendary way to kake use of Patrick's "dumb" persona.

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

I would still say Squidwock is better as he carries every song he’s in but yes PAT is amazing def better than Dank imo really Dank verses are kinda overrated such as DND

[@ValianceGames]

@@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb You make a good point. Squiddy is far too incredible to be saddled as anything beyond GOAT status in this krew. Dankton is spicy for sure, but I absolutely stand on Pat being up there with Squiddy after the last few months

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

@@ValianceGames yeah I agree but I’d say right under Squiddy as any song Squiddy is on he makes it his song

[@energyant6157]

DnD is just straight up spitting fire its kinda hard to actually rank them without offending some people... all of the songs from Glorb is just amazing

[@energyant6157]

Vengeance goes super hard tho, I dont get it why is it only at 14

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

I agree

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

Idk it’s definitely in argument for it to be higher or lower

[@Terracatlegend]

how u hating on dankton for being too much abt miss puff but then praising krab walk even tho all mr swags talked about was sandy also karens verse is easily top 5

[@ANIMEBEAST27]

Recency bias is real with that number 1😂

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

Not really one of the best in glorb history not even a debate

[@ANIMEBEAST27]

@@BenjieandCartman-lb7nbOkaY sir, sure

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

@@ANIMEBEAST27 if it helps I’ve been watching Glorb since the beginning and this is an opinion video

[@MrMightyEthan]

Little bit of a recency bias with #1 but solid list. Love these videos

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

I think it’s undeniable that every first since Trendsetter have topped every other verse Verse 2 of Mob ties wasn’t bad just very disappointing and verse 2 of Oceans Eleven is amazing but not above certain verses

[@xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx]

Luh Stew & The QUAG should’ve been an honorable mention as it wasn’t technically released

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

I wouldn’t include it as Glorb stated in discord he doesn’t want to to it and even if I did it doesn’t really fit with much as it’s low on my list anyways

[@xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx]

@@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb then it’s not a honorable mention, it’s just a mention 🙃

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

@@xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx I did a video on it a while ago if you want to know my opinions on it

[@bigman542]

You got some really weak ears or you have your volume way too high

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

I didn’t mess with volume settings but 30% def in my right ear

[@rapidkraken2638]

Dankton on Mob Ties went insane but no way it outdoes Trendsetter and Killcam verse 2. I do think Squiddy and Dankton blow everyone else out of the water, which is also why I think your pick for #1 isn't really deserved, though Patrick's bit was hard as hell

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

I actually agree with the second point and understand the first point but I would say Mob Ties has the second best replayability

[@windowchimp]

There's so many good verses and some i agree with some i don't but mhmm deserves to be higher

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

I was going to

[@MultiverseRaps]

Yo why you do puff and spongebobs tb1 verse so dirty lol but i agree with top 3

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

puff just disappointed me Sponges tb1 verse really all from 17 to 11 were very difficult to place

[@vagiosfx]

imo trendsetter should be first and dnd verse a lot higher

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

I almost did

[@TheMemeL1brary]

So they really making remixes for everything these days huh

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

?

[@MultiverseRaps]

U forgot musk vs zuck lmao who evan remembers that

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

I won’t include that or Luh Stew and The Quag

[@MultiverseRaps]

@@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb it was a joke lol

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

@@MultiverseRaps ik

[@johnnybucheral5195]

I agree with most ecept for fun and dumbbells ranking but i respect your opinion unlike most of the other people, they kept hating on your opinion or they said dont let this man rank again wich i think these rude people shouldn't go in comments ever again with that rude mindset but anyway good ranking

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

Thank you man and yeah I get it big thing tho is Dumbbell and Fun are my bottom 2 songs

[@johnnybucheral5195]

That's fine I honestly dont really have a bottom 2 for worst but I'll prob listen to all the songs again bc I've been listening to okay fine and reallivepedl

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

@@johnnybucheral5195 same

[@johnnybucheral5195]

@@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb who do you think is overall better, OKAY FINE, Reallivepedler, or glorb and me personally it's like very very close between OKAY and glorb but I'm gonna say OKAY by a pixel sized gap only bc it is a bit more of my type of music and more variety in who is singing but glorb in my opinion is the best with the hooks and real is also really good but I think glorb and OKAY are on a different level then it but all 3 are really good in my opinion and my fav from each is OKAY FINE: hop out or run it up Glorb: trendsetter or std Reallivepedler: big bang Btw way I cant decide for glorb and OKAY but I do have I clear fav from real but that's pretty much all I have to say

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

@@johnnybucheral5195 Okay Fine to me it’s not close he has more S tier songs than Glorb will ever have and he barely misses

[@BlazinVic36]

Now rate all the chorus from least favorite to favorites! [Edit]: Nice

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

I will

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

I did it

[@lxnes0me]

I think you’re a bit of a hater with the Christmas ones. It’s meant to be noncanon Christmas themed, and they went hard as hell. Def better than first verse in STD.

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

Yeah but the fact that it’s a Christmas song lowers its replayability for me witch tarnishes its ranking

[@MultiverseRaps]

Nah aint no way std goes crazy

[@T_dawg98_aka_the_reviewer44]

Agreed 👍🏻.

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

Nice

[@Trxpz29]

Widow tagging in

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

Oh damn

[@normalhuman4951]

Mmhhh verse above vengeance verse is blasphemous

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

Mhmm verse is good people just hate on it

[@joserijalkasyasyaf9723]

Done my boy plankton dirty, he lose becuz plot armor gave to the opss is just too much just like real show

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

Most of his verse are pretty high except K*s and Vengeance

[@Slashfashh_2]

Danks vengeance placement is a L

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

As I said it doesn’t feel good putting it higher with how much it disappointed me

[@uhuh3uh222]

Puff has some meh verses and lacks the character that the Krusty Krew and Plankton have

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

Yeah

[@cosmicgiga]

L takes fr

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

Thanks for the feedback!

[@glorbtouchup]

W Take on Dumbbell

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

I don’t really like Dumbbell tbh

[@notfrost221]

@@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb i get why people dont like it but its personally #3 of all of glorbs songs for me.

[@BenjieandCartman-lb7nb]

@@notfrost221 the voice sucks and compared to the other songs it’s a lot louder and very overrated and I’ve made this argument its easily the most pointless song after White Christmas it could come out at any time and it would still have the same relevancy and even people say Trendsetter is irrelevant it asserts dominance wtf does Larry even do in the story those are why I don’t like it in terms of story in terms of song it’s loud boring has a few pointless lines as he isn’t involved with the story and the voice is ass