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Sherry Vine & Greg Scarnici put a classy spin on a modern holiday classic.
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LYRICS:
S: We got sick just before Christmas
Started when we ate that tart
G: Just about an hour later
We began to fart and fart
G: Then our stomachs really hurt
S: And we got the hershey squirts
B: We were in the loo--
We spent all of Christmas-- in--- poo--
S: We got sick just before Christmas
Spent the night on the commode
G: We were in the bathroom baby
Didn't you hear our bowels explode?
G: It was like two brown volcanoes
Blew up in the bathroom stalls
S: But I don't think that you heard us
Cry out for Pepto Bismol
S: Didn't know what we should do
G: Smelled so bad -- just like a zoo
B: We were in the loo
We spent all of Christmas in poo--
Doo doo baby
G: We got sick just before Christmas
It just poured out of our holes
S: Didn't even hear old Saint Nick
Sneak inside to give us coal
S: My ass turned as red as Rudolph's
Great big shiny, reindeer nose
G: It smelled just like Rudolph died
And started to decompose
G: The stuff that shot of our guts
S: Smelled worse than a donkey's butt
B: We were in the loo
We spent all of Christmas in poo--
Doo doo baby
S: Yes as you were playing
Outside in the snow
We were pinching brown loaves
Under mistletoe--
G: While everyone was wrapping
We just couldn't keep from crapping
We were busting guts
It was colored like rust
Won't you please bring some diapers to us?
G: We got sick just before Christmas
Wasn't jingle bells you heard
S: It was us up in the bathroom
Blowing out a bunch of turds
S: While you sang Ave Maria
G: We were having diarrhea
B: We were in the loo
We spent all of Christmas in poo--
Poo baby
S: Can someone hand us some toilet paper?
Poo baby
G: There's poo as high as a skyscraper!
Poo baby
G: You do not want to come in here
Poo baby
S: Smells like a barn full of reindeer
Poo baby
S: Please don't flee!
Poo baby
G: Santa bring us Immodium AD!
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