ALL OF R/ABSOLUTEUNITS

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/ @itsboobin
/ @jaymick
/ @thelexikitty
/ @damienlee
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[@zegamingcuber857]

From what I remember the crystal caves are in fact slightly hotter than human body temperature and extremely humid. Water will condense inside of your lungs and drown you if you stay in the caves for too long.

[@kianmaundrill9375]

Jesus christ-

[@QueenMonny]

I thought it might be gasses. But that makes sense. Thank you.

[@dontforgeturpass1314]

Oh jesus christ thats tarrifying

[@galomendo]

i thought it was just too hot-

[@Deleted_Eevee]

Bet

[@darktacan9690]

1:45 "Cocaine Bear? We should make a movie about this"

[@happydog0]

Best part is that they did just that

[@RandomExpunger]

@@happydog0can confirm, ive seen ads

[@iso_plays6444]

@@happydog0that’s the point of the comment

[@Yesbutnobutkindawellmaybe]

five joints at freddys

[@andrewcarlson3486]

​@@Yesbutnobutkindawellmaybe bruh the fuckin animatronics wouldn't even attack due to them being baked as hell

[@erikapotgieter2221]

You never truly comprehend how massively dangerous hippos are until you've seen one scamper up a hill way faster than they should be able to. They're terrifying.

[@Mrnike1945]

I like eating chips #9 8 +@; ;95

[@casualspartan4532]

it's a similar concept to a warhammer space marine running at 40+ mph. an organism THAT CHONKY should not be moving that fast.

[@GunsAndAmmo3]

​@@casualspartan4532okay bro

[@DatBlooBoi]

@@Mrnike1945 did u drop the bag on the keyboard

[@raincatpawz]

​@@Mrnike1945 Cat on keyboard.

[@mariahbenetatos]

McSpaghetti is exclusive to the phillippines and apparently Orlando, Florida

[@shaoronmd]

Does Orlando have a sizeable Filipino population?

[@mariahbenetatos]

@@shaoronmd I havent a clue.

[@WindStar-wu4qo]

​@@shaoronmdno but they have a rise in Japanese population and MCspaghetti can be found in Japan too

[@FazliAlwaysLost]

If i remember indonesia has it too

[@amandaconner8623]

And Sadie would be getting all the pumpkins she can handle😂

[@irongnugget]

Sadie looks embarrassed lol

[@jessicas.4898]

21:48 "A Giant Peanut...that's the safest thing I can say." LOL

[@Koppu1doragon]

Pro tip, if you see a katana that is of ludicrous size it's a horse killer, that said I don't see any suggestion the hanja-no-ontashi was ever used in battle and seems to be more of a symbol to ward off demons.

[@immagical7036]

3:28 the way Robin just immediately shoots the man with facts tho

[@Battlesny]

Not really. A cube is still a square.

[@immagical7036]

@@Battlesny a 3D square. Regular squares are 2D

[@Battlesny]

@@immagical7036 ok, if you want to be that technical. It's actually thousands of ovoids.

[@Viewer-NaN]

​@@immagical7036 rice crispy squares aren't squares either

[@immagical7036]

@@Viewer-NaN to square or not to square

[@lachouette_et_le_phoque]

1:11:07 that is clearly not an embalmed dog, he's stuffed. (Aka his skin was removed, prepared and glued over a body mannequin. Embalming would keep the soft tissues/insides and replace the blood with embalming fluid. It doesn't work very well for long-term body storage.) Being stuffed is clearly the correct choice for a furry animal.

[@JennyEverywhere]

13:45 That's no fern! That's the Krynoid! Call UNIT Headquarters and ask Lethbridge-Stewart to call The Doctor! On second thought, it could be a very short Triffid.

[@Ultranger]

Anything: *Is big* Lexi: It ate the others!

[@lunafox9]

38:46 I remember those, one of my mom's friends worked at one in a mall that was open nearby, they sold regular sized versions and the friend would gift my sister a small one on her birthday which is on Halloween and would give me a regular cookie I got a sticker from there and it's still stuck on our old dresser with tmnt charater head sticker on it, they're were really good, it's just a cookie with a thicker cream like icing on it but they used bitter dark chocolate with half the amount of sugar which the amount of sugar the icing had replaced the amount removed.

[@yo_boi_john4471]

2:04 That face. He is either proud or miserable, or he just ate a 4 year old.

[@AttmozGlaishur]

All above

[@malfolin]

Oh so now youtube is not allowing to show natural human body formations so you have to blur it? Damn where the world is going.

[@serryx1944]

8:59 Holy hell its Roadblock from the g.i. joe cartoons. That's awesome lol

[@Fritz-op5ce]

Be careful of the cat picture at 7:44, it could be an SCP that slowly turns you into a talking cat. The SCP is SCP-3270

[@thiele.banana]

fun fact for Robert Förstermann (bike guy). he can generate enough watt with his legs to get a toast done.

[@bromodragone8405]

0:25 MY CABBAGE!

[@Blissful_Think1ng]

4:40 this breed is the Norwegian Forest cat, known for it’s size. It can grow up to 3’ 7” long.

[@qu1ckbl4d39]

U still watching 😂

[@qu1ckbl4d39]

You can finish the video I believe in u

[@KirzxtVa]

mcspaggeti at philipines :3 with the rice n stuff

[@Lulululuc]

ohhhhh yeah i see it now, almost forgot other countries don’t usually have rice LOL the menu uses pesos too, and it definitely says “sulit” in the top right

[@Chaos_lord_beans]

I'm happy to say that the White House Chef has a successful KZbin channel

[@blaked7532]

My cat reached about 22 pounds by feeding her teriyaki beef jerky as her cat treat. You could be on the opposite side of the house in the basement and she will smell it and hunt you down. Useless against mice, but a terror to teriyaki jerky.

[@flamefangstar]

Maybe feed the mice beef jelly 🤔

[@feuerling]

That's a lot of salt for a cat

[@RegisteredFelon-ki8be]

5:57 Thats not a NBA player thats a fuggin’ class 3 alternate 😦

[@SbomTheAustralian]

24:00 It’d probably be because of Dingos which are actually morely related to domestics rather than wild dogs. The stress of being hunted down by them most likely makes the fight or flight response kick in, and trust me, *Kangaroos have indeed killed Dingos and Domestic Docile Dogs in brutal ways.*

[@AJHaydenTV]

The phrase "A lot of tech was really big before it was modernized and put into smaller packages" is the funniest nothing statement ever. It's basically like saying, "thing big until not big."

[@mailcs06]

29:15 My mom loves tennis and plays and watches it all the time, so that grunt SENT me.

[@Microwave_guy]

2:15 imagine it’s screaming internally not knowing what is happening but can’t express it due to not having limbs

[@feuerling]

Thankfully it does not have a brain, and therefore cannot experience an existential crisis.

[@LiamR-k1y]

6:03 that is literally just Graystripe from warrior cats

[@benmatterson8409]

Sir, you have gone above and beyond; "Hitler toad" versus "double Quarter Pounder with cheese" FTW!

[@HorseBoi272]

3:38 shires and Clydesdales are also absolute units they weigh from 2,000 to 3,000 pounds and are 17.2 hands tall at there withers and I have one and let me tell you one kick from a shire is sending you back to your creator Also 19:10 💀

[@melissajacobs5822]

My 12yo daughter is absolutely OBSESSED with Shires! Her fav ❤ We donate to a draft horse rescue

[@HorseBoi272]

@@melissajacobs5822 that’s amazing

[@megafriends6485]

0:11 every rdr2 fan thought of sadie adler

[@onnovalify]

11:00 that lizard has paralysis venom in its mouth and can climb trees, sooo good luck to whoever lives behind the gate!

[@Tyler-q3k]

Buying defect jelly beans IS a thing, they're called belly flops, look it up. 😂

[@serenityenderson]

Can you start putting proper narrator-based timestamps back please!!!

[@melissajacobs5822]

Yes!! I noticed it the last 2 compilation videos. It's infuriating to me because i cant stand one of the narrators. Like, hearing them pisses me off

[@serenityenderson]

@@melissajacobs5822 Weirdly, I'm the same! Damian's voice gives me the creeps, so I miss out of any of the amazing subs that he does...

[@melissajacobs5822]

@@serenityenderson for me it's Jack. He's always doin too much & makes videos quite awkward sometimes

[@serenityenderson]

@@melissajacobs5822 I used to *love* Robin, but (as I work in AI research) his anti-everything-AI rants really upset me! The only I have no issues with is Lexi, but she's not been narrating as much recently... 😢

[@melissajacobs5822]

@@serenityenderson Lexi's so freakin cute 🩷

[@VeryNormalRobloxPlayr]

6:02 Thanks, now i can’t unsee it

[@mr.scarlo2234]

Day 1849 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”

[@JanusHoW]

Fun fact about the monument at 20:25 - that was made by a North Korean company. One of the Hermit Kingdom's few legitimate businesses that other countries can take advantage of is making statues like that on the cheap.

[@FioldE10]

he asked “how do you eat this” answer: ya don’t

[@juhanipolvi4729]

33:00 That one looks like Baymax joined The Empire...

[@Carlo99yehey]

7:00 we have spaghetti in the Philippines, it tastes like your typical spaghetti but it's slightly sweet

[@cedthebear3664]

And suddenly, people decided that blurring men bare chest was the right thing to do. And so they did. And humanity was safe forever.

[@deppojacob]

10:04 I agree, except for the whole Fat Fred thing earlier, where the owners are clearly trying to help them, it isn't unhealthy, and hes a good boi, along with a few other ones

[@user-2137]

The thing about tall people is that the world is not built for us - there are so many places or things where we can't fit and usually long car rides or any trips are hell for legs

[@h.m2599]

25:06 yes you're right the heat buildup of being so near the core of the earth and basically being in a dirt blanket. It is very hot you may have to wear special suits to stay in there for 30 minutes but you are correct just need more detail (no I'm not a nerd ):< )

[@h.m2599]

Btw this is my first time doing this kinda thing you can like it if u want but you don't have to this is just gonna be stuck at the bottom of the comment section forever so bye.

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

22:58 He needs that much Collard Greens because it's his turn to host the Family Reunion and that's going to be the salad... For 50... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

[@CoconutsAreCrazyHere]

7:02 You can! but you do have to fly there in order to get the sacred McSpaghetti, And the name of the country is *Drumrolls* the philippines

[@UnNamedGuy0]

9:04 I think he's both a chef and a bodyguard

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

22:27 OK, WHO GAVE THE CLOUDS FEET AND A BOOPABLE SNOOT? And where can I find one to pet? 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

[@SheepLiver]

5:57 he looks like he'd rule a kingdom with an iron fist

[@froggers-0369]

8:31 all of our canned tuna imports for the last year came from this fish alone

[@Canadaforevermore]

Did you notice the blood spewing out of its head

[@jorps6599]

i love how savage his comments are on some posts like ''okay''

[@futurascience1]

10:58 SCP-682 has breached Containment

[@StinkySeaGoat]

4:08 hey look it’s Airsoftfatty!

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

21:49 You could also describe it as a VERY Large Personal Toy without getting Demonitized... Maybe... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

[@CalvinLol777]

23:11 Chonkiathan, ruler of all seven Seas.

[@indecisiveire1746]

29:59 I have mycophobia (irrational fear/aversion to mushrooms/fungi). I would die if I saw that.

[@P0wderP1nkAndSweet]

oh my god it's MUSHROOMS. lmao what do you do when you find a mushroom in a meal at someone elses house?

[@citizenspaghetti]

My coworker has a greenhouse. I received a 3.5 foot long 2-inch diameter cucumber from him a couple of days ago. He said that wasn't even "the big one"...

[@maximusdavis]

6:58 Fun fact: You can actually find McSpaghetti in the Phillipines! (IIRC)

[@ashgrun]

"ron pearlman kitty" those are just mainecoons. that is their average sizes. yes they are very big, yes they are very expensive and needy

[@PeterPeter-rl9vn]

The Dutch giant is a bodybuilder, recognized him immediately, very large person

[@AsheQuinn]

When my puppy (whose name is Jack Black) was 10 months old, i was making lemonade. He begged for a taste. So i gave him some. He made the funniest face, but begged for more

[@CaptainSpycrab]

One time I was in the store buying a taro root for an experimental recipe and when I was at the register I saw a girl walking by do a double take at the root and say to her friend 'Jesus christ, I thought that was a baby!'

[@BlueLizardKing]

14:30 oh, it absolutely could pick up a human

[@Izumi_Mango]

Andre Rush aka "Chef Rush" makes mostly yt shorts and relly is a UNIT. More memes damnit!!!

[@Yesbutnobutkindawellmaybe]

5:42 DIDNT I DO IT FOR YOU? DIDNT I DO IT FOR YOU, KERMIT WHEN ALL I DO IS FOR YOU

[@iso_plays6444]

Unfunny

[@Yesbutnobutkindawellmaybe]

@@iso_plays6444 you wouldn’t believe the amount of shits i do not give

[@lucent1600]

So, about Arthtropleura. They were detritivores, they ate decaying plant matter iirc

[@reverendbug]

Carlos is twen bananas. How many is twen bananas? Yes.

[@Lc_122]

6:59 If ya wanna try sum mcspaghetti, come over to the philippines

[@artemisthehunter8360]

That riot officer is just doom guy's day job

[@jedverse7878]

12:00 Wait why is he here again- Oh yeah, this is ALL of the reactions.

[@Normal_user61]

Here's a list of ABSOLUTE UNITS: Kelvin Speed of light Cesium atom photon emition (r\techniccallythetruth)

[@transformerboy8898]

6:55 most likely my country of the Philippines, From my knowledge we’re the only ones to serve it

[@andreilazar5996]

Fear the ÇØĆÂÏÑĒ BËÅŘ

[@averin5193]

6:44 I’m seeing a shocking lack of people that noticed that they blurred the lords nipples 💀

[@awesomesauce-kg9xn]

3:34 tf you mean "ok" that guy is a goddamn unit

[@brucewithnoclue2011]

6:24 Senator Armstrong be like:

[@minaminokitagami]

7:00 to those wants to know this is in a mcdonalds branch in the Philippines i mean that's the only branch of mcd's who serve spageth

[@JoshuaBoehmer]

I have a cat named Freya She is very snuggly and loves to Bite me for no reason

[@ConservationSam]

8:00 I’m pretty sure that is a cane toad and they’re poisonous 😭 it can cause huge health problems. Why would you have it on your lap???

[@thebest-td6io]

That bed is bigger than my whole bedroom

[@Thegameboy-429]

Fun fact that big pitbull reminds me of something if you ever seen the dog "hulk" that weed more than 180 pounds and was worth around $30,000 not to mention father Kong a 160 lb dog it was estimated that only one of hulks babies was worth around 5 grand 😶 I never got to meet him but my dad was great friends with the owner (of hulk) and my dad said it was one of the scariest experience he ever had in person the thing was absolutely insane he said his head was a foot and a half wide so figured I'd share

[@MangoGT1]

i belive i was in the room with those curtains, it hosted a vex iq robotics tournament

[@BrentleyArnold]

6:00 if u want that search up Blaid the half wolf

[@sweetscenery614]

Lexi yelling "phrasing" at sus shit

[@nunya432]

24:24 Lexi... I have some news for you

[@Khanfamilynerds]

3:38 is just the juggernaut from a game

[@finnbergermann]

14:23 Thats not a thunderbird, thats (probably) an Argentavis (Argentavis magnificens) that largest bird that ever walked earth and was able to fly (stil debated, but despite its weight of about 70kg it probably was able to fly due to its 7.4m wingspan) Kinda funny he said magnificent... As if he knew

[@Lynds331]

38:46 My mall has one still of those shops

[@Paintra]

6:03 chalange accepted

[@sylviastirling8165]

that fucking deer is a 48 pointer, god damn. 21:23

[@lukratia4148]

That horse is proabably an oldenburger (a german horse that is the largest in the eu)

[@azuragalaxya]

Carrots are everywhere, carrots are everything.

[@thegoof2763]

7:26 HIS BALLS

[@Mediocrityexe]

Be it in the UK or cities in America, Leicester is pronounced like Lester. I don't know why

[@Rafael-w4j]

0:25 Cut the tandem.

[@GorgeousxNightmarex]

Those werent crocs those were dinosaurs!!

[@intetx]

Those rats are soo cool. I want one as a pet ^^

[@dannydashgaming]

funny that the old woman wasn't the undertaker grandma

[@CupaTeaForU]

8:55 chef rush has his own channel if anyone would like to see it ChefRush is the channel name

[@talonproudfoot6039]

They do spegety at Mc Donald's in Italy.