All of Weiss's Comments on your Inability to Swim (NieR Replicant ver.1.22474487139)

[@Akira_1008]

Fails to catch fish: Jumps into water

[@mercury2157]

gotta get them at the source

[@Phox345]

Fishing requires dedication, in this case jumping into the water to catch said fish

[@AmirysMewen]

@@Phox345 unfortunately he forgot he couldn’t swim

[@rollsroycegriffon2375]

If you can't catch them, join them.

[@Seraphic2004]

"MY BAAAAIT!"

[@nguyenvaron7028]

Nier: "Is there a way to swim using magic or?" Weiss: *N o.*

[@Senayoshy]

Neeow

[@lowhp_comic]

NieR: Weiss can you even TAKE baths? Weiss: *nnyes*

[@Seraphic2004]

He sounded like Squidward

[@mossex420]

"Weiss, can you even take baths?" "yEs."

[@inxine]

this is actually true, it was in grimoire nier aswell haha.

[@hikawagetsbitches]

the way he says it 💀

[@roseannechapman6249]

I just came up to the part where Nier is 5 years older, and after all that doom and gloom, what was the first thing I did? Throw him into the water to see if he can swim yet.

[@memesandgasoline]

As someone who also finished the first ending last night, i wondered the same thing. He STILL can't swim. What the hell was he doing for 5 years, then? LOL

[@ivofochinchins1299]

Figuring out how to save yonah

[@meep_8936]

The people of the Village normally dont go past the gates and children are not allowed to go in to the water so the water in the village stays clean There also is no one to teach him no one in the village can swim

[@scphdaxc]

5 years and you’d think at some point he’d learn how to swim

[@marvj13]

Weiss just thinking:"For my sake can SOMEONE put up some fences? And... can somebody show Nier how to swim?"

[@awakenow7147]

You've got perfect Weiss intonations.

[@cameronwilsey9334]

I like how most of these seem to have begun with an ill advised shortcut attempt

[@snickersnack321]

Someone needs to write a fanfiction soley about the protaganists' strange compulsion to jump into literally anything that could drown him.

[@Ramsey276one]

Grimoire AQUA “I am aware of my color and hermetic cover mechanism… but I AM NOT A FISH, child!”

[@eldarius237]

"If you cannot swim, why do you keep leaping into bodies of water?" Lol

[@davidtimmer596]

My body just... does it on its own.

[@BoredAndBritish731]

Dammit, they're on to us!

[@manwithnoplan2008]

"I CAN swim! My uhh, my weapon is just heavy"

[@claymore4852]

Weiss is such a perfect example of how to make the usually annoying "guide" kind of character actually amazing

[@Inf3rnaI]

Weiss is great, I was expecting him to just be an annoying book but he’s one of my favorite characters.

[@iWillRun_]

I wish him to be like Paimon from Genshin Impact

[@Inf3rnaI]

@@iWillRun_ no just no

[@iWillRun_]

@@Inf3rnaI why I want to do Forest Of Myth Quest with Paimon instead of weisse

[@makii4772]

@@iWillRun_ god itd be great if genshin had weiss lmaoo

[@Browniedays]

Weiss: Be careful Nier: No! >:(

[@Kumiko026]

Such sass coming from a book,haha

[@eldarius237]

I prefer the Japanese version in most cases but Weiss is an exception. Japanese Weiss just sounds like a gloomy old man, English Weiss is surely more fun to listen to.

[@inxine]

@@eldarius237 yea, the japanese original script is better, but the vlice actor in english is better imo

[@inxine]

magazine, please.

[@djailsonfelipe84]

English Weiss is like a flamboyant nobleman and I love it.

[@hikawagetsbitches]

best book husband

[@ManinTidyWhities]

John Marston would've been best friends with Nier, since both characters can't swim and both their respective games released in the same year

[@pondwater]

the way weiss says yes and no is amazing

[@micaann7974]

I was laughing so hard when I accidentally did this. Even in sand lol During the climax battle of Part 1 I was chasing the boss and I jumped down not knowing I would land in the river so I accidentally skipped some dialogues as well xD

[@Sindgoemon]

01:24 great way of breaking the 4th wall and saying ur in a video game

[@Ramsey276one]

INDEED

[@prettydoll-gn1yd]

1:25 not the fourth wall almost breaking open 😭

[@agreedboarart3188]

The sass when he says *NO*

[@MirageCross]

Pit: I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO READ Nier: I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO SWIM

[@itsaxel8088]

3:50 I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere

[@TheDonner000]

Not like here, where everything's soft.

[@dromalloma2651]

@@TheDonner000 And smooth.

[@pianoboyedm4829]

and it keeps getting into my cracks!!!

[@dantecrailman8861]

9s joins the chat

[@Zhengrui0]

At least it is free from annoying hussies like your queen!

[@nathanielstyhr4619]

Weiss: Be careful Protag boii: No

[@soratheorangejuicemascot5809]

1:27 stop looking at the fourth wall

[@macdoninri]

with the criticism with Forspoken's Frey and Cuff, I always wonder if they were really aiming for Nier and Weiss' banter and just utterly missed the mark. cause their banter (in Gestalt) always made me laugh. Papa Nier and Weiss had the perfect combination of annoying each other/supporting each other

[@elysiumemerald5210]

They should put in the Trivia section on NieR Wiki Fandom "Nier surprisingly cannot swim in the water" or something like that.

[@SasukeUchiha3467]

WEISS CAN TAKE BATHS WHAT

[@Twocoolman115]

Honestly, I’d love to see that. Weiss just sitting in a bath tub, reading a book or something.

[@maximiliansinigr3505]

@@Twocoolman115 a book reading a book. Now I want to see that as well.

[@ComplexAce]

I mean he literally falls in water with you

[@Twocoolman115]

@@maximiliansinigr3505 wait…. Now that I think about it, wouldn’t that be like bathtub sex?

[@maximiliansinigr3505]

@@Twocoolman115 ...shit. Now I feel bad.

[@lynell2B375]

3:16 I CAN swim, my weapons are just heavy whatever you say lad Here let me show you

[@ouch6238]

This is going to blow up

[@davidtimmer596]

If you cannot swim, why do you keep leaping into bodies of water!?

[@luminaria822]

There are actually,a reason explain for that,in the short Story named: Nier replicant:The red and black(i cannot remember if this is the right name sorry) It actually explain a lot of the protagonist past,so i recommand Sorry for my bad english by the way

[@Aisubun]

This does make me wish the Pods made comments when you do shit like this in Automata bc them just floating you back is pretty generic

[@theidioticgamer893]

1:16 THATS WHAT GRIMOIRE WEISS SAID TO ME

[@jonahbrown5669]

ok

[@davidtimmer596]

I hate to ask, but... can you not swim?

[@CynicalGamingBlogTerry309]

4:36 Notice that this is on a bridge, how can you drown in such shallow sand?

[@CSNGuy-ow3vh]

Do the others have dialogue for Nier's inability to swim?

[@atoaster9940]

Not when i played it

[@inxine]

kaine does have additional dialogue in her route.

[@lowhp_comic]

​@@inxineall she says is "damnit"

[@karmiccrotal3480]

A shame one of the sealed versus isn't "Datk net" To save someone's sorry ass from drowning

[@Force-Multiplier]

Weiss VA KILLED IT truly on a whole other level

[@Seraphic2004]

I'd love to see father Nier's dialogue to this

[@alvarolarry5563]

Oh my sword is too big, that's the reason why I can't swim

[@Jackalos1]

Why is Weiss jumping in the sand with him?

[@davidtimmer596]

I must say, I'm rather surprised you didn't bother to learn how to swim these past five years.

[@marcispammer]

lmao relatable

[@EvelynL.1112]

I hate adventure games that don't allow you to swim. Too bad Nier Replicant is one of them, even though I still love the game.

[@andibachtiar8788]

there's no reason to swin in nier anyway. the map is not trully open world.

[@henrynelson9301]

@@andibachtiar8788 not to mention how the game openly mocks your inability to teleport/fast travel.

[@jaredleyaley4819]

Hmm i see

[@theidioticgamer893]

Lol

[@h.plovecraftn-4307]

I can't there cannot swim in the water it's songs like gta vice city 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ this game so stupid