ALL SIDEMEN DISS TRACKS IN ORDER!

[@leahmarsh522]

Love how everyone’s so serious and then Harry’s having a laugh but still rips the shit out of everyone LMAOOOOO

[@only_fair23]

I think only Ethan and JJ took this seriously. Vik's was a hundred percent a joke and Simon's wasn't completely serious either.

[@cartersylvester7606]

@@only_fair23 simons was good because deji couldn’t compare his diss therefore making it 1st or 2nd best diss on peoples opinion

[@mr.badass9442]

Harry went crazy in the 2nd diss

[@johnnycrippler1638]

I think JJ went savage in Little Boy

[@no-pb1xr]

@@johnnycrippler1638 Harry fucked him up in the 2nd diss

[@frankejk]

harry's disstrack really was ahead of its time

[@MitchellfcNa32]

Was funny but ahead of its time... the guy rhymed ‘click it’ with ‘be shit’ (still my favourite sidemen diss track)

[@thelaughingegg1508]

ZIAS LOL

[@thesonsofra9557]

Frankejk Harry’s litttttttt

[@thesonsofra9557]

Vikk dropped a whole school rap

[@anacc7145]

I am a bot confuse on why vik dropped a distrack I dont think they roast anything thing about vik

[@mrmcdonalds7142]

Everyone went for personal issues and calling out each other’s problems- Harry woke up and chose violence

[@jout738]

No Harry woke up in the disstrack world that was given birth among sidemen and so went after JJ brutally to diss him the best possible way possible, when JJ went violently call Ethan fat that started this disstrack beef among all sidemen.

[@siddhantkamat8513]

No one could have imagined that Harry would come in that hard. He totally wrecked JJ outta nowhere ☠️

[@ollie-pn1ql]

Tells everything that JJ couldn't even react to the 2nd diss 💀

[@justweebing7939]

@@oliveralsop8458 they said 'react' not 'reply' which is true, JJ said the recording wasn't even worth uploading because he actually got really mad and started smashing things in the room

[@wewewastaken]

The thing is Harry didnt take it seriously and dropped some violations.Imagine if he was fr pissed the nuke he would drop

[@mariuamistbo-cg9jg]

​@@ollie-pn1qlhe did

[@blackwingdragonmasta]

​@@mariuamistbo-cg9jghe didn't do he even said he recorded one and didn't upload it

[@jasonhart406]

Harry distrack: was literally just a joke 60 million people: we liked that

[@nickisans7182]

58 millions people we watched that* it doesn’t have that many likes

[@jasonhart406]

Nicki Sans7 it has 58 million views because people liked watching it no need to be a bum lick about it

[@jasonhart406]

Nicki Sans7 lad you look about 7 dunno why you’re getting loud🤣💀

[@nickisans7182]

Jason Hart it has 58 million views because people wanted to hear it to see if it’s good. I’m not 7 nor am i getting loud that’s a picture of me when i was 13 at a school dance the prson on my right is my friend

[@jasonhart406]

Nicki Sans7 shut up your being a bitch over one comment that I thought would be funny and a lot of people agree stop being bent

[@5ft2mikahakkinen]

As soon as Harry dropped the "Now let's take a moment to talk about your mother" it was obvious he had the best track.

[@ravingbean2292]

100%

[@niallfinan]

After vik

[@folasadegeorge9414]

Simons was better people just simping fir Harry

[@jamesmmart1n]

@@folasadegeorge9414 I like simon's beat more, and he definitely had better flow than harry. but harry's disses were on another level. simon's were great too, and as a whole I would say his is the best. but kudos to harry for some fire disses.

[@badapapboempoa650]

@@jamesmmart1n de wL g

[@willewonca6206]

Harry is like that one kid who all the teachers have a problem with but all the kids find him super funny.

[@wolfslayer1997]

Like one of my brothers friends he made his old teacher quit

[@wolfslayer1997]

Also called one of the teachers thick and threatened to stab there mom PS hes year 5 5th grade if your American

[@cartersylvester7606]

@@wolfslayer1997 so your da english ting fam

[@wolfslayer1997]

@@cartersylvester7606 ye fam

[@cartersylvester7606]

ethan is the quiet one who always gets bullied but then somehow managed TO SNEAK A GUN IN CLASS

[@msjonyba1234]

9:54 Simon’s rap was *WILD.* Yes, Harry 100% won overall, but I was not expecting that from Simon!

[@pie4238]

fr

[@gregburton7871]

Deffo Harry won

[@KSTie2000]

Yea but tbh I didn’t expect that from harry either but Simon was more of a suprise

[@srx2106]

SImon literally used to compete on some rap show back in the day

[@msjonyba1234]

@@srx2106 really? I had no idea.

[@cashmuir5329]

everyone talking ab harry’s tracks when simons kinda flowed though

[@tuxx0656]

Innit tho

[@linamohndlll9477]

simon n harrys banged

[@dylaninho2500]

CREATURE WAS SHIT- best line in rap history

[@tupapi2529]

Simons song was hard to me💯🤷🏽‍♂️

[@i_feel_threatend7830]

In my opinion simons was the best 😂

[@godmodeon172]

KSI: *Calling Ethan Fat* 1year later KSI:I'm bulking fam

[@1Latettaja1]

What? You think that bulking means getting fat? That's not the intention, although some people who don't know how to bulk do end up fat.

[@callumbirch7079]

And said that Harry girlfriends foreheads mad in little boy 😂

[@humanlilbeanjustchillin4693]

Latettaja *me*

[@darcey6538]

it’s a tradition to watch all of these once in a while

[@kianosullivan45]

Nice pfp lol

[@zabby-eo7cb]

Yep

[@22XERO22]

It sure is.

[@chrisallen2994]

Facts mate

[@alfkir123]

Sure is

[@neilissoree]

Now that I've grown up, I actually realise how mad Harry's diss track actually is.

[@justhereforalaugh1660]

I used to listen to it on repeat but it shocked me listening again after awhile 😂

[@OwenRic0]

Just came back to listen to it 4 years not listening to it and I was legit shocked lol

[@ImDayroom]

Right! I was like 12 when this was happening soi thought jj was the best but Jesus Christ harry did not need to cut that deep 😂

[@brendanlosty7919]

Imagine Harry made a genuine diss on someone he hated, that would be a massacre

[@llionevans6234]

Ricegum disstrack

[@jonteg9689]

That was a genuine diss track, he wasnt told it was supposed to be fake

[@messigod1016]

@@jonteg9689 really?

[@justawarlord]

@@jonteg9689 nah he doesnt hate jj he was just having fun but he is autistic so he took it to far i do the same

[@nicebeast7568]

@@justawarlord bruh

[@jakesroothman3085]

JJ called Ethan fat. Ethan: Becomes the fittest of the lot

[@richarddabeaner7321]

@@nishansharma703 just cause you can lift more doesn't mean your more fit strongmen can lift 1000 lbs but they aren't the fittest people

[@nicholastanzola488]

10x more sensitive tho

[@aidenlee1500]

Nah jj is more fit

[@lukex6848]

it shouldve been "and i took that personally"

[@korrabyte9553]

@@nishansharma703 so what?

[@tspas6570]

Ethan's tracks is very forgettable, JJ's had the most popular tracks, Simon's was just so clean, Vikk's was just hilarious, and by far Harry dominated with his tracks.

[@siddhantgodha7164]

I would see simons diss was pretty fire

[@arontrausti1009]

Who was he dissing

[@Ddd16942]

Earthquake was trash, literally JJ's only line was 'Ethan is fat' and that doesn't even uphold anymore today

[@RealOllyORB]

Nah Ethan's first track was actually really good

[@baconforprez1719]

@@Ddd16942 i thought earthquake was decent. I thout jj had a good verse but then rice came on and ruined the track. I don't know how people like ricegums verse

[@stylioskouvelas2404]

If Simon and Harry did a diss track together 💀💀💀💀 that would be a funeral

[@Y.Nawabi]

Real

[@KSTie2000]

I’ll do you one better imagine all of them with one to two verses each dissing jj and deji

[@BenGolding-xl8ji]

​@@KSTie2000and ricegum cause he got involved for no reason

[@kewlishere]

Everyone: Gang beats Vik: turn on the indian anthem

[@vishakhasrivastava7567]

thats not the indian anthem bro...its just a punjabi song's tune

[@TechSupport900]

It’s the theme from the movie “the dictator”

[@aabevincent5601]

@@vishakhasrivastava7567 they know it's just a joke(~_^)

[@jangy1106]

@@vishakhasrivastava7567 no bro.. it’s Vik’s theme song

[@vishakhasrivastava7567]

@@jangy1106 no..it is a Punjabi song (Indian) and vik is also Indian so whenever he comes in the vids this song plays...it is not vik's

[@thewaffle187]

Everyone praising harry but no one is praising my boy ethan.. he is the one who started it all and make them all more stacks. If he didnt make a disstrack, harry wouldnt habe unlock his potential

[@lowground3468]

Facts

[@dennist8290]

Exactly but I feel like the Ethan's distracts are a joke but definitely have some genuine anger and sadness within them. Because if I'm not mistaken this is when he was going through his depression and stuff like that and later on at his whole suicide attempt

[@demonfigs3309]

JJ made a video on beef and explained that it started when he made a video to see what would happen if he left the Sidemen and put the blame on Ethan in that video. Ethan was the one to start the disstracks but JJ started the whole beef.

[@Rexzon]

true

[@ProfessionalFartSmeller]

We should praise the mfs who made the world cuz if the world wasn’t here we wouldn’t be here fr

[@leegeorge4678]

Harry: (drops a diss) Simon: (drops a diss) Vikk: hold my Minecraft pig...

[@NAMEERKLIFTS]

liamz you defo didn’t steal that

[@jammyvidssecondchannel31]

Harry: (drops pinger)

[@lukestar8679]

Vicks is trashhhhhh

[@Gabes1321]

Luke Star your face is trash

[@lukestar8679]

GabesDaBomb not as bad as ur moms

[@roxanne4799]

2024 and these still kinda slap

[@leroyandkostasyoutubechann4957]

Fr

[@harveypreen3009]

innit

[@dylanparsons3429]

facts

[@devillin072]

yes

[@Amelia_YujiL0ver]

REAL

[@truebluerisin5640]

JJ: I'm the best Rapper in the Sidemen Harry: Hold my broken Monitor

[@markinmillie]

My comment on another Account, Never thought I'd see it on this Account

[@johnmcnamara9910]

True

[@LupixSubscribe]

Stealing comments I see

[@meghankprior]

Copy

[@teammysticblue5927]

mineminter : hold my hair spray

[@annefrank1349]

Harry can diss, rap, and look stupid all at the same time while I can only do the last one

[@Lapuris]

Rap? he cant doe lol

[@literallyme30th]

oof

[@RexGavnith]

Looking stupid means he was not even being serious ON JJ LOOL

[@Alwaysonhots-bu6lu]

@@Lapuris he flamed jj lol

[@Lapuris]

@@Alwaysonhots-bu6lu 💀

[@kiera.9318]

sidemen ranked in order 10. you 9. cant 8. rank 7. them 6. they 5. are 4. all 3. equally 2. beautiful 1. harry

[@helgasingh85]

LEZ GO I’M HARRY

[@chloe-qv7jr]

Lol

[@summerknightd2400]

Talefa Phelan-Wilde Year 9 year 9 13

[@ryse_zink5756]

I line Ethan’s the most

[@georgethomson2797]

Ansh Gamingtv! You can’t rank them e best is harry

[@chaitanyarao5546]

Everyone else pulling out a firecracker diss while Harold out here pulling out Nukes

[@EclipsaMyrtenaster]

Jesus christ man Harry and Vikk's diss tracks are so hilarious lmaooo it never fails to make me laugh

[@aliahafsa3011]

simon's too

[@YusS12-i5v]

@@aliahafsa3011 simons isn’t hilarious simon’s diss was just awesome

[@indigogoldfish]

I just love that for Ethan’s ending instead of pulling away with a model in the car or something he has Callux .... simply beautiful

[@Gabes1321]

indigogoldfish wdym callux is a model

[@dzelezny]

Gay

[@helgasingh85]

You meant to say “he instead pulled away in the car with callux and saying wait for the 2nd one, which means he knows KSI is responding and he will have to respond back

[@aegis5021]

That was the best part

[@pranammm]

Harry's was the most fun and the most funny. Vik's was a hilarious meme. KSI had the best features and had the best music videos. Simon had arguably the best flow and blows. Ethan had the more sensible and realistic disses. Toby was trying not to pick a side. Josh was trying the learn the others tracks off by heart.

[@frelted6744]

MM DH yeah it sucks but like who tf cares? its imaginary internet points

[@frelted6744]

MM DH they dont actually say its original /shrug

[@aisha5444]

Tobi*

[@alain2898]

MM DH what if he didn’t steal from you

[@inhle1688]

MM DH i cant see your comment lol

[@ravinwombat]

I have to admit, JJs were actually the weakest. Harry’s made me spit out my drink after laughing, Ethan is really good, Simon and Vik’s also really good.

[@ImDayroom]

Diss wise yeah jj got steamrolled but going of music talent (like knowing what ahes doing) jj wipes the floor with them

[@joshuaevans5943]

@@ImDayroom Not particularly hard to do when you're staying in a musicians house with all his contacts and a producer readily available?

[@AstroSully]

JJ's one aged the best. Harry's diss all is just banter. Almost every Harry diss aged like milk from Joe Weller to charting. Meanwhile KSI went off on Harry's GF and we know what happened.

[@AstroSully]

JJ raps better though production aside there's a clear gap. @@joshuaevans5943

[@NicholasSears7]

​@@AstroSullyshe cheat?

[@connorfavero5614]

I love how deji got involved for no reason and got bodied the most out of everyone

[@spugetyo5574]

frr

[@delilahispeachyfresh2835]

Yuh

[@meliodas69420]

Frfr

[@wonex5390]

Deji jumped in for no reason and bc he wanted extra revenue

[@corranjackson4247]

fr bro

[@atariq20]

I’m sorry but both of Harry’s diss tracks especially the last one are too good, no wonder jj didn’t reply to half of the second diss track

[@CarlJohnsonTheCJ]

@That ONE friend weak ass response😂

[@uricolthrust4776]

@@CarlJohnsonTheCJ that’s because the beef was pretty much over by then

[@daanishmanzoor1]

Listening back 3 years later ive just realised how much of a violation Harry's second one was. That was a massacre EDIT: This comment now has 6.9k likes, please stop liking. Thank you for your understanding.

[@armaanwastaken]

That’s exactly what i was thinking harry went inn on the second one glad they are all good friends and this was just banter

[@tyronejameson8257]

Yeah, Harry took little boy personally because JJ violated every single member of his family so he just went all out

[@Kastrom_]

@@tyronejameson8257 Man they called JJ's bloodline retar*ed 💀💀 Harry started it lmao

[@farismiqdad]

@@Kastrom_ yea but he didn't go into specifics, homie little 3 year ilds say your whole family is dumb and shit like that so it wasn't that bad

[@KuroKomatsuzaki]

Thats the reasonhe deleted the video

[@sacredalien8011]

Vikk Harry and Simon probably my favourites. Honestly love the Sidemen and Beta Squad and I think it’s even more awesome that they get along and make videos together. Respect from Canada, love to see these guys helping each other out. Had to come back and watch this for the nostalgia, also saw a KZbin short with Ethan talking about it. Glad to see the group is still all together and doing their thing

[@ivancab8135]

Man, Simon absolutely killed it!! I mean, I love Harry, but I definitively DID NOT see Simon being that good

[@BRobMorris]

Aye he's not getting the credit he deserves

[@y0Bennyyy]

yeah he went hard af

[@AJV123]

One take is a wild beat to take on as well and he was on top of it. We done 👏

[@xJaxsonVal]

Simons diss was to deji.

[@Hirat69]

@@xJaxsonVal we know that my guy

[@hector.r720]

We can all admit Harry had the best disstracks out of everyone

[@imxash3705]

Fact

[@majaivezic924]

and simon but yea i agree 100%

[@thatonedude5794]

Ehh....yeah I can live with that🤔

[@ashleymills3675]

Facts

[@PabloEmilioEscobarGavaria]

But Nowdays Jj's gonna hit world top charts anytime soon..

[@arlainecarinugan3703]

Simons had the best beat but Harry's had the best roasts

[@largeguy]

Nahh

[@JoseCruz-cj3yw]

But most of them weren't true

[@nikittasloan4209]

I think ur right

[@archie0712]

Agree

[@OllieWales]

I liked JJs flow, his ones were pretty sick but there's solid evidence he didn't write a lot of his shit

[@scotttowers1759]

Harrys song is still the most brutal track I've ever heard lmao

[@typhooncraze7525]

We are all lucky Tobi wasn’t in the beef He would’ve ended everyone’s career

[@tomadoes7235]

fax

[@rubyc699]

Never seen such a true comment

[@Tezah]

He’s a good and humble guy

[@whatisyourproblem9993]

Typho0n Craze its true tho

[@joedoe2879]

Except harry's

[@_PK777_]

Ethan actually HATED JJ at this point. He was going through a depression at this time too I think

[@ahzawlekhong110]

wait rlly

[@meganrose7896]

@@ahzawlekhong110 yeah

[@darceyjackson9586]

Yeah that is when he went into his car trying to kill him self

[@babatunde8960]

@@darceyjackson9586 omg

[@darceyjackson9586]

@@babatunde8960 sorry I should have put a warning

[@JaredLukeBernon]

Im glad Tobi kept himself out of it. He would have killed JJ but would be breaking the 7th Commandment.

[@Pessidog10]

Proving how nice he is

[@JaredLukeBernon]

@@Pessidog10 Indeed bro

[@jeremynathan7]

5th lol

[@JaredLukeBernon]

@@jeremynathan7 my mistake

[@JaredLukeBernon]

@@Drift666 i made a mistake, but the 7th commandment is to not commit adultery.

[@georgiaanayiotou9238]

Harry and Miniminter absolutely killed it 🤣

[@hoodedr6]

Still can’t believe Vikk actually did one, especially with that beat. Classic.

[@Dizzy_Dino06]

It added comedic value to the diss track war and then Harry’s second one came and everything got serious again

[@justhereforalaugh1660]

@@Dizzy_Dino06 Harry’s so good at just stepping this shit up a level or two 😂😂

[@faupauzi_1890]

"I got your mom twerking for my rupees" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👏👏😂😂😂

[@xameerah_arienxx7917]

Faupauzi _ that was such a good one I never knew he would do a diss track😂

[@reflectist7825]

Stop using emojis

[@xameerah_arienxx7917]

XXTHUNDERZPLAYZ XX dnt tell us wat to do 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jacks3483]

Ameerah Arien Why respond just leave him to it

[@PuffDaGoat]

He got roasted my niqqa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👌👌

[@sir_ashen2446]

Harry needs to make more tracks he’s sick 😂🤣

[@Hopeyinnit]

Bart Simpson Boi definitely 😂

[@tomlittlewood8120]

No he shouldn’t next time he’ll make a diss that shocking that the person he’s dissing will commit

[@tomlittlewood8120]

I’m the arsehole that made it 101

[@pizzaguymincraft882]

He did not make it

[@pizzaguymincraft882]

Hes friend helped him

[@poppyalsford]

tradition to watch these once a year

[@Jordan_23kt]

Lesson learned: never put Harry on a track he has no filter now just imagine if he actually rapped 😂😂

[@jakefallon9428]

Harry might not have a filter but he literally is the worst

[@Alwaysonhots-bu6lu]

@@jakefallon9428 he was the best

[@jakefallon9428]

@@Alwaysonhots-bu6lu No he isn't

[@Alwaysonhots-bu6lu]

@@jakefallon9428 no

[@jakefallon9428]

@@Alwaysonhots-bu6lu Exactly no he isn't

[@mmdh1731]

Harry’s was the funniest KSI had the best features and music vids Vik had the most fun Simon had the most blows Ethan had the most real and logical diss

[@potatoemumber3refrigerator617]

true

[@potatoemumber3refrigerator617]

haha funny number funny

[@lukethomson8585]

I would say Vik was the funniest and Harry had the best music vid and most blows

[@mmdh1731]

Harry’s was super funny only KSI exposes had blows

[@ellastafford9616]

period

[@HampeHG]

Imagine 2 years ago, Tobi was involved in the beef. Man he could end everyone’s career in few lines.

[@2cashofficial]

No

[@genie6903]

Y’all overhyping tobi man 😂

[@phdprancy1909]

@@genie6903 if you seen the freestyle he made when the disses were full force, then you would be on the same train cuz tobi has insane flow with pretty good wordplay

[@genie6903]

@@phdprancy1909 you got me there i haven't seen the freestyle only the chrstmas song where everyone is hyping his influenza line

[@mewomewo1237]

What was the sidemen beef

[@aaliyahashworth2328]

Coming from the Netflix doc and this is unreal content😂😂❤❤❤

[@Arrow14860]

Everyone's talking about Harry, but DAMN SIMON WENT HARD-

[@michealmoore5628]

Simin went up in my book after this, if he wrote that himself he should do more miles ahead of jj and the same goes for harry i think he just got pure excited and wrote loads of diss and made them fit together! Ethan did well too the 2nd was far better tho

[@MrSte553]

Young Money Mint!

[@jaden6053]

Harry just went harder

[@GG-ih2fe]

Don't forget about Ethan

[@josephalan7686]

New found respect for Simon after this lol

[@coreychapman5088]

JJ: Posh Boy Also JJ: Went to private school

[@edquinlan1951]

JJ: Oh come on harry can you just make it fair

[@askiqkwaawllq2055]

hwickins13 no but it is

[@EwanMcG67]

@@hwickins1335 🤣🤣 yea mate all the hard men go to private schools

[@InxaneZen]

I mean this is coming from a guy with chapman as his last name😂😂😂btw it’s just a bit of banter

[@AkumaDreyse]

Because you went to a private school doesnt make you posh

[@calebnoel7]

Ricegum: The sidemen are irrelevant Sidemen: Uno reverse

[@JoseCruz-cj3yw]

Fax

[@JoseCruz-cj3yw]

Rice irrelevant ass fuck

[@davalex510]

Rice who ?

[@DrWalletGone]

Who tf eat rice with gum

[@stephaniedrake6137]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha lol

[@frde2190]

Harry’s second one was insane, every line was a roast

[@tanyab1506]

alright but no ones talking about how viks diss is comedic genius

[@Me-nf3mn]

Fr😂

[@noxty3140]

it was fire

[@hsjajanaushsha964]

Frrrr

[@twizzle8536]

fr

[@proxclarky5477]

Harry’s is so deep it’s insane it would hurt any man

[@JoseCruz-cj3yw]

Most of it wasnt even true

[@avantakay7064]

Jose Cruz 🤣 it was true that’s why KSI didn’t release a reaction

[@wietsesinnaeve1983]

Jose Cruz saltyyy

[@nikatsintsadze1987]

pause

[@infinitetoast9200]

Everyone else : take diss tracks seriously and puts an insane amount of effort in them Harry: uses it to shitpost on people while being savage at the same time

[@garrettboland9730]

Nah bro jj talkin about someone else’s forehead is crazy 😂😂😂

[@babatunde8960]

No one: Litterally not a single soul: *Simon filming in a tesco petrol station*

[@texify4464]

Lol I feel that makes it so much better, imo best diss track

[@babatunde8960]

@@texify4464 yh

[@teepee3182]

he said it’s bc he was imitating Chip, a brit rapper known for diss tracks in petrol stations 🤣

[@babatunde8960]

@@teepee3182 ohhh ok thanks

[@Maxi-dp8ih]

Lol

[@looneylogic6479]

Harry has Ethan’s back like a true friend

[@carolineknight7976]

Harry and Ethan are my favorite duo in sidemen bc they seem like they're on the same level

[@DuckyBecomesIean]

Harry when passed the line man with the 2nd diss BUT THEY ARE STILL FRIENDS like their friendship is fucking insanely Amazing

[@ashyy190]

Harry got everyone's back except for JJ haha

[@xhktxr7869]

Yeh , Harry is nice for real

[@shamandura8419]

Everything is fake

[@kenisha.n3129]

This just proves how innocent Tobi is 😂

[@kenisha.n3129]

@Moxley X yup😂

[@keirabagnall8507]

And Josh aswell :3

[@pancakefacessyrup3540]

@@keirabagnall8507 Nah josh reacted to deji's diss and put and insulted him but tobi literally did fuck all I dont think he even mentioned it once Edit Josh also put sticky notes on jj's car

[@user-rg3si2dk3m]

Yeah 😂

[@tomatoketchup507]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aJy4iaWqerCApMU

[@robensonbadette6102]

"How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck look like you" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Eedjee_]

I think Ethan has the best beats used imo, but Harry his lines are just so on point and well used. Therefore I like Harry's more.

[@JRHMC]

Same

[@a1phav3nom68]

Can you put in Harry’s time stamp plz

[@itschubb6847]

Albert Jan I want a harry diss track with Ethans beat and JJ’s flow

[@lefty9555]

@@a1phav3nom68 1:46

[@lefty9555]

@@a1phav3nom68 17:18

[@ethanbradley1943]

Cant take ricegum seriously, always sounds like he has a blocked nose

[@cqptainbear]

his nose and his mouth make the same sound

[@mikeycfc4638]

Couldn’t even take JJ seriously in that song. Started the video with a fidget spinner and called a lad fat for 3 minutes. How does the only “rapper” in the group have the worst lyrics lmao

[@d_ante1574]

@@mikeycfc4638 Rices verse was fire imo tho

[@mikeycfc4638]

@@d_ante1574 as far as lyrics go, no. Not at all. He asked a fat guy if he’s pregnant ffs

[@emzisherebarely6401]

Rice said a slur-

[@timothyharasty9597]

Looking back, while it’s not my personal favorite diss track, I think simons is the most impressive. Considering before that track, you could argue he never truest tried rapping, his bars were legit, pretty good. Visually the vid looked sick, his ideas, like the reaction at the end was very creative. The overall editing was class, the whole thing wrapped together was very well put together. He did it have the best of anything, but solid everything. Guess that’s why his is the most viewed.

[@LJALLDAY600]

Wasn't he on LOTM?

[@kingcj8201]

Just saying the homie behz did definitely start the beat switch, glad all the boys are good, nuts these tracks are what made me a fan lmao

[@sict6423]

Lol now JJ’s fatter then Ethan 😂

[@Antoncool3000]

Fatter Than Ethan. Wtf

[@nxpe8929]

Antoncool 3000 yea lol

[@niqurrtine]

Not really

[@chrisk.1769]

Its muscle mass so no

[@fusionart4377]

@@chrisk.1769 No Ethan lost weight and jj has more fat than Ethan now

[@danz4456]

JJ: calls Ethan fat 80 times Also Ethan: now lighter than JJ by 20 pounds

[@CookieGal-]

Well he was, but it looks like lockdown hasn't done him very well. Hope he can keep himself healthy tho :)

[@indivd83]

But ethan is a lot shorter

[@imkojo29]

Well even if ethan was heavier it would just be more muscle not fat

[@jacobvedaa7667]

JJ has more endurance and musle which adds a lot of weight. JJ is stronger overall.

[@antonytome6590]

20kg

[@MilkBottleTops]

The fact they all went this hard and are still friends is everything I can’t lie 😂

[@jacob8731]

Everything was pre planned, to be fair though

[@trotgun1563]

men give their mates a lot of shit ! its normal

[@signebaktrup1784]

@@jacob8731 it wasn’t the sidemen talked about it that nothing was planned

[@aztecwrrior1997]

@XxneveragainxX dude......the screwjob was real what?

[@user-ye9bc7nw2c]

Lol

[@SayfuHQ]

Wtf are these chapter names 😭🙏🏻

[@jimhalpert9803]

Everyone knows Harry's diss tracks are a thousand times better than others

[@lowkeybalr9764]

I don't think you have seen vikk's

[@mxtt8899]

He can't rap wdym

[@mlgssj763]

Yeah but they're all lies

[@yannickelmanssouri3873]

@@mlgssj763 last one is all fact hez second one ksi said it himself "this ine hurt" en his first one was 50/50 lies dude. So yeah he really beats him.

[@CrypticaProductions]

Fucking true

[@charlee3734]

I think Harry’s and simons were the absolute best and viks was funny Ethan’s second one was really good but jj’s were just funny 😂

[@thatguyalan5370]

Little boy was best

[@mxtt8899]

@@blunderless why though? It's a diss track but he didn't actually diss anyone though, he just said things that were already out there, and that's not a diss track pal

[@keirabagnall8507]

Yeah. you're so right :3

[@awge_lui]

@@keirabagnall8507 lol one sub

[@swatteam7520]

jj is better

[@yuvi517]

0:00 - Ethan's first diss on JJ (Drama) 1:43 - Harry's first diss on JJ (KSI Sucks) 4:15 - JJ's first diss with Ricegum on Ethan (Earthquake) 7:45 - JJ's diss on Harry (Little Boy) 9:55 - Simon's diss on Deji (KSI'S LITTLE BROTHER) 12:16 - Vik's diss on Deji (The End) 13:59 - Ethan's second diss on JJ (Finished) 17:10 - Harry's second diss on JJ (KSI EXPOSED)

[@bigaza]

Once in a while I stumble across this and think wow this was so long ago but still bangin

[@Mars-if6ln]

Ok, listen up, Harry and Simon NEED to do a diss track together

[@marth8166]

@Yusuf Ashraf stop self promoting

[@briandemarcos8241]

Na not really

[@zakster122]

@@P4NIEL BRO BRO GET CALM 😭😂😂

[@mcfoodiefooderson6124]

@@P4NIEL LMAOOOOOO

[@vanmorlo8380]

@@P4NIEL LOL

[@slappz_6286]

Y tf is rice gum even involved. He’s literally skinnier then a toothpick

[@LorenzoLol1111]

Had beef with Ethan before the diss track era and JJ asked him to be in it to make it hurt more.

[@puregd]

I nearly died laughing very true tho

[@swap__yt]

He is so skinny that I didnt even notice him

[@elliemcgill468]

he needs to eat more rice

[@ibby9008]

theres no need to offend toothpicks like that. how would you feel if someone said ur likericegum

[@zequiil457]

JJ: I am the best rapper ever in sidemen Vikk: Hold my rupees 😂😂😂😂

[@strikebeatz5312]

Asian Fried Noodles nah Harry was 1000000 times better

[@user-jb2or5ko2v]

Strike Beatz hary's was the worst

[@miloradmajkic9773]

@@user-jb2or5ko2v Harry's are the best.

[@user-jb2or5ko2v]

@@miloradmajkic9773 He can't even rap and the beat is trash

[@jaidenl5597]

Lloyd games ttv Harry’s were the best by far

[@MissMcDowell-qf1yz]

Harry and Simon diss tracks were mad good

[@jack_sim06]

Who’s here after they just done the vid rating them?

[@Amber-xm3lb]

idkw watching them makes me happy

[@alyssagordon35]

ayeee me!

[@joannestringer5867]

Me

[@NoahBurgess]

Me

[@NoahBurgess]

Ethan J the beef was faked so that they could all get views jj explained it

[@Arcticanine]

Timestamps for all disstracks, 0:06 Ethan's diss track I 1:45 Harry's diss track I 4:15 JJ's diss track I 7:45 JJ's diss track II 9:55 Simon's diss track 12:15 Vikk's diss track 14:00 Ethan's diss track II 17:10 *Harry's diss track II* kzbin.info/www/bejne/pWbGZ5t3qJilh7M **Harry's diss track III** Edit: Forgot to add another one at the end :P

[@threadbreaker5851]

Love how Harry's second one is bold

[@Kashiest]

ethans was the best tbh

[@Arcticanine]

@@Kashiest If you think so then sure mate.

[@Arcticanine]

I made Harry's 2nd one bold because it ended them all plus for the memes _:D

[@RK-fi8es]

This was kinda cringey

[@sarahthepug1269]

Why is Simon's actually really good OMG I JUST GOT TO VIKKS LMAO

[@amthrow7698]

Lmao

[@mndm_replz7143]

Ha pog

[@brodieogilvie9591]

rylee nixon ur defo a normie twitch viewer who doesn’t know what the twitch emotes mean and watches fortnite

[@mattgillet6917]

NO one expected vikk to do anything but he fucking destroyed deji. He's such a vindaloo. And Josh was just fucking with jjs lambo

[@thatguyalan5370]

Little boy was best

[@simonpeschke6842]

I have NEVER heard that second Behz track. shit is on fire

[@nathanoswaltmusic]

It’s honestly a miracle that these guys are still such good friends after dissing each other that ruthlessly.

[@kxloux8466]

Don’t believe everything you see on the internet bud💀

[@rat1945]

U know that this beef was fake right?

[@SAMTUBESTYT]

Cuz it was all planned. I guess even KSI would have helped creating his own diss

[@rahilmalhotra001]

@@SAMTUBESTYT Yeah obv, how do you think harry got the unreleased tune of KSI

[@SAMTUBESTYT]

@@rahilmalhotra001 because ksi was with seana long time ago so they might have known for long time

[@jermafan4]

vik is the only youtuber who can make a disstrack talking about grades and minecraft and win the battle 😭😭

[@wrath8487]

Ikr

[@Eskil2]

Fr

[@oonapolla8575]

Well tbf Dejis diss was just shit

[@wharknut]

a one sided battle tbf his was dogshit

[@yana-gw1oq]

when the part came where he said ‘your mum twerks for my rupees’.. BEST BELIEVE MY JAW WAS ON THE FUCKING FLOOR 😭😭

[@steveharvey9873]

JJ: I’m the best rapper in the sidemen Harry: Mum, hold my football.

[@westay4924]

don't you mean: harry: *hold my assassination tool.*

[@Frank_MC]

Tay Tay Harry isn’t a better rapper. He’s a better disser

[@alexk.842]

Dying Grandma I think we have a deji fanboy here

[@shamandura8419]

@@alexk.842 I think here is having a W2S fan

[@alexk.842]

Simeon Ivanov nah just really likes his diss tracks

[@Strawberry-ug1wy]

bro as I’ve gotten older I’ve realized that Harry’s baby line was wild 💀

[@thapa923]

What's that about?

[@Strawberry-ug1wy]

@@thapa923 jj got his gf pregnant and then aborted it

[@alexgallion8112]

Yeah I didn’t know he aborted the baby with that context that line is wild

[@m00gan64]

time stamp?

[@madypathak]

Imagine a diss with: Simon's beats Harry's lyrics Tobi's flow JJ's camera quality *Absolute Madness*

[@alex_fv1233]

That’s if the sidemen get into beef with another group like faze that would be awesome

[@synasaint]

Yeahh that would be a banger, especially if they did it on jake Paul since his dad is just- yk, messed up

[@ibrabruh]

Yes its absolutely madness on how bad it will be. Harry's lyrics wouldnt even fit Simon's beat and tobis flow so 🤷‍♂️

[@synasaint]

@@ibrabruh yh tbh

[@ashishchotani2458]

And vikks rupees!!!!

[@nikolasschmidt429]

JJ Talking about the forehead of Harrys girlfriend is another level of irony

[@jackveedock4893]

True JJ's forehead is bigger than the pacific ocean

[@Fariygirlie]

Super Mario Legend Way bigger dude

[@jackveedock4893]

@@Fariygirlie True

[@gavinjohnson9966]

Super Mario Legend god y’all are cringe swear y’all are like 10

[@jackveedock4893]

@@gavinjohnson9966 ?? Why you so triggered lmao. It's a joke obviously... if your chicken bone skin tone google chrome lookin ass can't handle it, fuck off back to your mom and learn how to not cry about everything people say that you don't like

[@sageillusions1945]

Harry actually carried wtf Simon went crazy too tho Ethan’s lowkey lyrical, if someone helped him he could actually make something

[@migcarlos1906]

Back when I was 12 years old, I didn't really know how Harry's disstracks hit hard on JJ. Now that I'm a bit older and understand most of the words... That was way too much 😂

[@ThaQueen5566]

Same

[@tarakullbhaiyya5845]

I love how the comment section is like "Harry's was the best" "Simon's was the best" "Vikk's was the best" Ethan:**cries in the corner**

[@oktawianw8395]

Sadly true cause Ethan's were good

[@arienwzpp5899]

Oktawian W i loved ethans 1

[@oktawianw8395]

@@arienwzpp5899 That one was decent I like 2nd more

[@arienwzpp5899]

@@oktawianw8395 true yea

[@josephthegod3514]

Ethan was solid, Vikk’s was a joke, Simons was good, Harry’s was brutal, I think earthquake was pretty good but little boy and KSI’s other tracks weren’t good

[@samuelwhite1954]

Everyone talking about Harry’s diss track but simon’s diss was mad🔥

[@farai.dhlamini]

factssss

[@oven-invader1234]

Yea

[@user-co7db7kv8d]

@@jakeshrestha2851 He exposed the fuck out of deji on a fast and good beat you mean

[@jakeshrestha2851]

Simon’s was great but nothing could top Harry.

[@jakeshrestha2851]

MM DH It’s a fucking opinion mate

[@lukasdao190]

No one: You: Here 2021 january...

[@bo-zx4ho]

PAHAHA yeah

[@legowinnertoy]

Why am I here? This was like 2017

[@ementlematlakane7353]

lol like why am i here??

[@minibikemechs3460]

Imagine trying to get top comment on a video this old,,

[@georgia5396]

yes yes that’s true

[@quinnodell5083]

1:50 best one

[@Jeremy-of7jj]

Harry always has the best lines In songs and as drugs

[@jus_b04]

Agreed

[@fatimachahine7494]

I loved simons jj and Harry’s I mostly liked little boy from jj bc I know the whole thing and listen to it everyday and I listen to Simon one everyday too and I know the whole thing of that too

[@blazeyesuf8232]

You mad fam little bot was best

[@vanmorlo8380]

It was either Harry’s or simons. My favourite one was the 2nd one ethan dropped.

[@ric3e3]

Straight fax

[@Husk-bf2xq]

Ethan’s 2nd diss track is underrated. It’s not perfect, but you can hear the genuine anger in the lyrics. People say that Harry’s second track is when it got nasty, but I honestly think Drama deserves that credit.

[@Trenythingispossible.]

Harry's 2nd and Ethan's 2nd pop off

[@Max_Milton]

@@Trenythingispossible. is harry's second one the one about ricegum (ur mum looks like kim jon un ect.)

[@TooMuchFlashing]

@@Max_Milton it's legit the end of the video

[@amoghthorave3385]

Yeah, I liked the ambience and aesthetics.

[@bobus1973]

True

[@camrenwatters4198]

Can we all agree that Earthquake was the worst one by far. Rice just started talking about Jake and Logan

[@Jimmyguns5]

👏 def

[@isthisthekrustykrab9810]

"you're kinda fat. JJ has money. I hate the Paul's. Fuck the Paul's. Have I mentioned I don't like the Paul's."

[@CalisthenicsBro]

And wood chuck bars were so shot OMG

[@-Pakman-]

Rice was literally irrelevant in this whole series. He’s like that kid trying to fit in but everyone hates him more because of his pathetic performance

[@RealOllyORB]

Nah it was bad but Ethan's second one was definitely worst

[@user-bf1sx8xr4h]

Nah I’m dying,, I found this at like 5 in the morning and WHAT 😭😭😭 harry ate so hard it kills

[@satsumasalanewt4007]

0:07 - Behzinga - Drama 1:43 - Wroetoshaw - KSI Sucks 4:15 - KSI - Earthquake 7:45 - KSI - Little Boy 9:55 - Miniminter - KSI’s Little Brother 12:16 - Vikkstar123 - The End 14:00 - Behzinga - Finished 17:10 - Wroetoshaw - KSI EXPOSED

[@harubear3629]

ty

[@Chouda04]

Who else is just randomly watching the diss tracks again?

[@alexanderlytle4694]

yup

[@joshjumeau845]

Yh

[@professorpeanut1465]

Chouda04 me

[@niko-_-p905]

me

[@adamtck8848]

YUP

[@Holly-gr8yd]

Harry’s diss track been stuck in my head since 2017

[@itsakittyting]

Harry's diss is best. Miniminter's flow is sick! Vik totally surprised me