"All Your Kisses Are Mine.." A Jealous Shoto Todoroki x Listener ASMR Spicy Ver

[@riddleandrews6763]

Todoroki: “What can’t take a compliment from *your man?* “ Me: “I can’t take compliments in general....” Edit: I- okay- thank you all for all the likes- this is like literally the most popular comment- I have ever had- and I appreciate you all and I hope this made a little bit of your day! I hope you all are good, I love you guys!

[@sweets4139]

Jasper Yuki Roleplays & more 🤣😂

[@riddleandrews6763]

Ugly goblins why thank you for enjoying this comment! Enjoy the rest of your time

[@peachfuzzgacha5823]

Read this exactly when he said it so technically he said it for me which scared me

[@riddleandrews6763]

Alestial-Chan Animates It really must have been

[@peachfuzzgacha5823]

Jasper Yuki Roleplays & more 👌👌👌

[@brryfc]

Yagami: *making todoroki’s voice hotter every second* Me: *sitting at my desk with my earbuds in eating McDonald’s fries*

[@ushijimas_long_neck1555]

My McDonald’s fries HAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Lesbian_Twyla]

I mean, you have a point- McDonald fries 🍟🥴

[@ravendemon4524]

Great now I want McDonald's nuggets and fries thanks

[@rhiannaazrielm.mangalili4548]

Lol

[@emmakitts1420]

Bro! Same!

[@mywigisonworldtour8233]

Shoto: **calls Bakugo an extra** Me: Oh how the turn tables

[@spoicybby324]

You sly dog😏I see you also watch that show

[@yourlocalweeblexi4392]

I smell cultured people 😂

[@dontmindme1380]

He really is

[@Mh-vi1gm]

I was going to say that 😂

[@shinsohitoshi107]

That's just how it be sometimes-

[@beedou7455]

Todo: being jealous 1.3M people: i n t e r e s t i n g

[@octavia4837]

Ye

[@_-rava-_]

1,5mil now lol

[@yntodoroki7600]

Le gasp

[@kai-un4dh]

ur pfp is all 1.5M people watching this

[@Cloudy1.00]

1.53 now lmao

[@sirnighteyeslifesupport1980]

Todoroki: "you better not have eyes for any men" Me: "I'm lesbi-" Todoroki:" or women" Me: 👁️👄👁️

[@skyler9037]

Oh wait WHAT ABOUT MY DAD AND MOM🤔

[@lilsprite]

@@skyler9037 wait you wanna date your mom and dad? * 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝘼𝙡𝙖𝙗𝙖𝙢𝙖 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙛𝙞𝙚𝙨 *

[@HiThere-st1zq]

*@Loafed* lmfao

[@iamwomen6600]

*Get*@@lilsprite

[@lilsprite]

@@iamwomen6600 𝙄'𝙢 𝙧𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮

[@erie6454]

Shoto: I know you can't live without me My organs: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@denkikaminari803]

😂😂😂

[@toriglory5541]

Pfft XD

[@mayo3719]

Wait why did I read that as orgasms-

[@lunaglass8913]

Me: yes. Yes you are.

[@Baiegcked]

XD LOL

[@SageStorm]

Todoroki: cuddles *moans and slapping sounds* THOSE ARENT CUDDLES-

[@yungplus7736]

OOOP

[@maddiiibates]

MY HEART WENT FUCK🤣

[@Sunshine-pr9gj]

Fuck what is happening todoroki is a little bit weird

[@juliette..6316]

*AHhHhhH SHIt HERe WE gO aGAi-*

[@jooyplayeruwu5635]

Where is the part >:3

[@noahuhta7048]

"you're cute when you're embarrassed.." me: *sneezes* "...and you're cute when you hiccup.." me: close but no 👁💧👄💧👁

[@Stxpidghxstt]

*Ah SnEeZe* "YOU GONNA SAY BLESS YOU ShOtO?!

[@noahuhta7048]

@@Stxpidghxstt SHOTO HAS SAID BLESS YOU IN PAST TIMES ILL JUST TSKE THAT LMAO 🥰👁👄👄

[@noahuhta7048]

wow I really put "👁👄👄" instead of 👁👄👁" wtf

[@Đīłđø-s4p]

@@noahuhta7048 big ✨lip✨ 👑queen👑

[@starkweathers]

*my hiccups are demonic*

[@sxlver-soul]

"We have to talk." *i-* *i’m sorry i ate the last pepperoni hot pocket, i was just really hungry*

[@aerinwrld]

I ate his soba thinking it was mine-

[@Pizzaman_sage]

Me

[@toniford4462]

Don't worry guys I bought so much ramen he can't be mad

[@lanahanks1630]

Toni Ford problem solved 👍

[@brendamayorga8587]

BRUH, YALL ARE TOO ICONIC 😭😭

[@itz.herlyn3825]

Todoroki:”you better not have any eyes for any men or women” He really said ✨🏳️‍🌈gay rights🏳️‍🌈✨

[@ace_2948]

He also said “or anything for that matter” (My name means nothing)

[@amzz1761]

wheres the time stamp where he says baby i cant find ITTTT

[@sophiasmith8457]

Yay the Gayness

[@kikigopie419]

My bi heart is trembling JENEJFKNT

[@idontknowtheirname6122]

@@ace_2948 as someone who is nonbinary, i am still open

[@lanishriner4659]

*Izuku:* They're just manipulating you, you totally hit on me yesterday *Todoroki:* I'm as sane as I can be, I'm of a sane mind *Me:* Quietly sips tea in corner

[@totallynotparker.3579]

*recording* hehehe....black mail bitch-

[@starrie.2242]

**angrily drinks capri sun**

[@karlaguzman4491]

Hi I'm Nobody trye we can blackmail the fuck out of him hehehehe

[@Spike_trap420]

Lol when I was reading this no a second later izuku can in and said it

[@worldwidejin4833]

Would you like some sugar with that ?

[@rmiyahh1572]

Shoto: “You better not have any eyes for any other men” Me: “I prefer wome-” Also shoto: “Or women” Me: *CoNfUsEd ScArEd Bi PaNicKiNg*

[@calleighlucas732]

-laughs in pansexual-

[@im_alone_lol7588]

*laughes in bisexuality*

[@m.xcrys.]

**panics in bi**

[@Voxxie-Poxxie]

*laughs in bisexual* wait-

[@jiroukyoka985]

my bi panic: *I AM HERE*

[@ninarasmussen1000]

Shoto: baby Knee: WEAK Nose: BLEEDING Heart: RACING Mom: DISAPPOINTED me: DIED

[@sarahdraper47]

Hotel: Trivago

[@maka6351]

@@sarahdraper47 spaghetti: moms

[@xultra_violetx]

Big m o o d

[@eco9795]

*me: uncontrollably laughing, dieing, snorting, choking, and hiding in the closet from fear of my mom being disappointed

[@crunchymayo6162]

Knees: Weak. Arms: Heavy. Vomit: On his sweater already. Spaghetti: Mom’s.

[@audrieflores5674]

Todoroki: *Says baby in the sexiest voice possible* Me: “Heheh, I’m in danger.”

[@lustinureyez]

everytime he said baby it was really SEXY omg im in danger 😳

[@lovelybasil]

I agree lmao

[@oikawaturnip5257]

I have to marry the dude who voiced him

[@nikaheartss]

lmao when he says that it gives me chills...

[@audrieflores5674]

Ok_BoomerOwO A.W :3 right?!

[@tetsuyakuroku9658]

Shoto: " and i just stole a kiss..And another..And another..And what will come next..-" Me: *My ViRgInItYyYYyY*

[@ray-wh3yv]

this deserves more likes lmao

[@BirdsWillFly69]

//O//O//

[@amandasaxby820]

Bro

[@Kodzuminx]

LMFAOOOOO

[@mayariluciano8741]

😂😂

[@ralucaion7774]

The audio: Serious, flirty, passionate The comments: Stand up comedians Me: laughing my ass off😭

[@gulpsgulpsgulp]

fr tho 😭😵‍💫

[@scottalberts4461]

Omg sooo true lol 😂 why this be so damn true

[@aikobongen1919]

I feel u man/mam🥲

[@amiaphoenix3221]

I agree

[@toelover3962]

FR LIKE THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT 😟

[@carreonnigellaezrag.8802]

Shoto: Jealous Nose: Bleeding Cheeks: Red Hotel: Trivago

[@thisistheghetto3461]

u can't rlly see my cheeks turning red

[@Anja.b0zic]

Pants:soaked XD

[@auntjazzy6977]

Parents:disappointed

[@aerinwrld]

Me: on the floor

[@grnneta]

Me : ded

[@maeved5395]

Me: I’m a brave boy Todoroki: baby~ Me: NOT A BRAVE ENOUGH BOY FOR THIS!!!

[@uwueclipse2623]

Lol same

[@junnie4792]

Skelegoose pFFT BIG MOOD

[@leshanablackwell8784]

YeAh

[@vibecheckjpg]

relatable 😔🤚

[@Sunshine-pr9gj]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tsukki7681]

Todoroki: Let's cuddle. *Hears moaning and clapping* Me: BOY THIS AINT NO CUDDLE SESSION-

[@emorat2227]

Bruh. This is at least the second haikyuu character I've seen on a yagami video 😂😂

[@ZEPHYR-oz3ft]

Wait- I got a pregnancy control ad while watching this😳 Oh shit....

[@taeseuphoria4871]

Satan is sending signals 😧

[@ikovucosplayi7073]

Me: OH TO SEE WITHOUT MY EYES

[@skarp1o]

wait your pfp... urinelover?

[@T1aN1cole]

I THOUGHT HE WAS PATTING OUR BACK AGGRESSIVELY--

[@dezinyoliv]

I- HUNNY NOOO!

[@cloudii7339]

BAHAHAHHAA

[@htstolen_]

REEEEE I ALSO THOUGHT THAT TO AJDBRKSJS X.X

[@katneedsrest]

LMFAOOOO NOOOO 💀💀💀

[@lemonsugar20]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mih14z]

Todoroki: my friends mean nothing to me Deku: 👁💧👄💧👁

[@9toxrixvirus9]

Ik like damn todo am I not ur friend any more

[@stuby6481]

Damnnnn-

[@abandonedchannel]

Ejiro Kirishima well uh *besides your pfp-*

[@junkoenoshima747]

@@9toxrixvirus9 yes, yes, you are

[@izukumidoryia1821]

👁💧👄💧👁

[@cassandrap.1874]

Todoroki: "baby~" Me: *chokes on water*

[@mcdonaldsdog4253]

Holy water *

[@Parker_Lot]

@@mcdonaldsdog4253 SIS I WISH-

[@lunaglass8913]

Katy pery: swish swish bish

[@siopao9278]

When he says baby/my baby I feel like my heart just sinks in my chest or something (._.)

[@meowmwoow7111]

meanwhile im like: the laugh doe😍

[@deuced808]

Oh what’s this in my coat a piece of paper *unfolds* 41:50

[@saki-chan8142]

Thank you 😊 for the "random" piece of paper

[@CassidyGrace29]

OwO *pays* thank you stranger

[@mckenzie1982]

Finally I've been scrolling for 5 seconds and I was already getting impatient. (Impatient people be like)

[@cassie_shrooomshrooms41]

HOW

[@Acarainia]

Got anything *e l s e ?*

[@Lisa-ww9sp]

19:19 Todoroki: that’s where you’re wrong Midoriya Subtitles: that’s where you’re wrong ✨mY dOoR yEaH✨

[@raelynnbaker977]

Yes 😂😂😂

[@90slavxnder26]

*Plot twist hes talking to a door*

[@oikawatooru3755]

W H E E Z E 🤣🤣🤣😭😭

[@oikawatooru3755]

19:55 ✨Midori huh✨

[@Kuro.is_d3ad]

@@oikawatooru3755 Hey! I got the same! I'm here to say that🤣

[@Skvllk0nzz]

Shoto: "Baby...Let's cuddle~..." **hears moans, grunting noises and Thumping** Me: **nosebleeds** U-um shoto, THIS ISNT CUDDLINGGGGG BAKUGO HELPPPPPPPPPPPP Heart: Blowing up Nose: Bleeding Me: About to *CRY*

[@bnha_slytherin7842]

Hotel: Tivago

[@charlottewright5391]

Truee

[@HotMatcha3]

Where are we?!

[@nurbaeti9051]

@@HotMatcha3 wonderland

[@kiarajpt2949]

Dont be shy 𝕡𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕞𝕡 👀

[@skunkite8156]

Todoroki: I feel manly Kirishima: am I a joke to You?

[@Kai-wt1vb]

This made me laugh so hard wtf- 😂

[@owo1069]

Kai bruh same

[@user-po4ls9jg3h]

never insult the lil sharky boi 😠

[@kora-_-5954]

LMAO 💀

[@masonlloyd758]

AHHHHH ITS THE LAST TIME KIRKY IM SORRY !!!!

[@a.bakugou9600]

Todoroki: Oh did I steal your words? Me: *realizes I haven’t been paying attention since he called himself my master*

[@ashleyw7419]

dude I was doing homework and I deadass froze-

[@devilishharuna1486]

I was eating my muffin and chocked >:(

[@Cassie596]

I was like OH SO WE DOING THAT?!

[@aerinwrld]

I choked on my VERYY HOT COFFEE BUSTER-

[@justanotherhumanexisting7569]

I just died this is my ghost typing

[@samarahcruz1075]

“I feel manly” Me: That’s kirishima’s line

[@kidneystonesxx]

@@aliciafart WoAh cAlM dOWN thErE

[@cigzzafters3xx]

DUDE I SAID THE SAME THING😂😂😂

[@alyscia_x]

@@kidneystonesxx :9

[@alexamelendez9500]

Ikr

[@greensparkleninjawingsoffi7670]

I think kiri is listening and he mad

[@uhohstones]

Todoroki: "My friends mean nothing to me..." Me: *You two-faced son of a---*

[@uhohstones]

@Izuku Midoriya Whaddaya say we raid his dorm room and interrogate the hell out of him for it? XD

[@beecase3594]

BAHAHAHAHAAAA YOU TWO ARE KILLING ME I-

[@kaydencesmith5841]

@@beecase3594 what the heck. You my friend is in the wrong anime

[@beecase3594]

@Ashely Fish 🤫🤫 you my friend saw nothing

[@cralnejnes1a186]

@@uhohstones HEY IF YOU COME TO HIS DORM ROOM YOU BETTER BE READY TO THROW DOWN CUZ WE ARE PLAYING MARIO KART

[@haileybeyer5205]

Todoroki: *calls Bakugo an “Extra”* Me: “And I- Oop”

[@ashleyspann829]

I'm scared to like this comment cuz it has 69 likes ---OOP

[@--OCEAN-zj4nv]

Hailey Beyer *drops Hydro flask*

[@cassandrap.1874]

The Oop has been dropped

[@Luxricity]

Uno reverse card

[@marilucy8199]

23:41

[@smileypebblestone8486]

todoroki: “what is this burn feeling in my chest?” me: that would be your left side, sir

[@connor7501]

Happends everytime

[@sammypants4721]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@adriannathomas1869]

Todo: *uses his left side* Endeavor: SHOTOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@connor7501]

@@adriannathomas1869 *claps hands slowly* haha ha, good one

[@adriannathomas1869]

@@connor7501 Thanks.

[@deegrazer]

“you better not have eyes for anyone else” also shoto: gets caught flirting with other people

[@Badinggg910]

Fr

[@totorrokiswife539]

Ah yes men ✌

[@satoritendo2493]

That's kinda sus if u ask me

[@ankitaborah924]

Ayo🤨📸

[@crazyegg4748]

@@totorrokiswife539 you stole shoto away from ME HOW DA-

[@emilymcvicker3697]

Me: Your making it sounds like I’m cheating Shoto: *brings up search history* Me: ...I CaN eXpLaIn Edit: well damn pop off with the likes 😏

[@hrts4_urmom_]

And I oop-

[@Taylor-yt1tu]

Thsi is why I use incognito Iida will never find my search history

[@peach_pancake5146]

I'd be running

[@xiao425]

Not me searching daisuke x reader 🙄

[@sammypants4721]

😂

[@dr.penguin6391]

Todorki: "I don't want to here a thing from you extra!" Me: "isn't that supposed to be bakugous thing?"

[@raegreene4793]

sweet tea yea but uh todroki wanted to steal it

[@dr.penguin6391]

@@raegreene4793 that sexy thief is trying to steal everything now! >:(

[@izukuwumidoriya8680]

Yes, but we stan Todoroki so it's fine

[@annaartsy5224]

I think that was the point :P

[@megosh_]

As soon as I heard that I was like *OOOH HE JUST STOLE BAKUGOU’S THING!!*

[@itsgoosebox1042]

Todoroki: being flirty* Me: laughs in anxiety and paranoia* 🔫👀

[@kjehrbhrhdkwnsnbsbdb]

same 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@arielle7498]

me😃

[@-cutelychokesongoldfish-te9211]

Yes 😂🤣💀

[@skyler9037]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂

[@BL4CK_R0SE4]

If only I could like this 100 times

[@van4567]

at one point when he's kissing it sounds like he's slurping cold soba *_plot twist: he's not talking to us, he's talking to his beloved cold soba_*

[@Randomp3rs0n956]

😂😭

[@ellacarter1142]

😂😭

[@yn5296]

What have you done to me

[@scara4671]

he did what to soba-

[@Sahlo_Folina_]

@Shuprova Das DID HE?!?

[@TheseusStars]

Todo: *Calling Uraraka cute* Me: *angry jealous gremlin noise*

[@tamakiamajiki2191]

Same

[@mintcookie8593]

Same whith izuku and uraka I got so jelouse I was like NO GET AWAY FROM ME TODROKI GO WHITH IZUKU HE'S THE CUTE ONE RIGHT GET AWAY FROM ME YOU RUDE RUDE MAN 😭🙄

[@imthemothking]

x4

[@luvisim4911]

GREMLIN JABSBSNWN-

[@malice69420]

😂😂

[@voxloops9316]

**me being a top** Todo: baby~ **sinks to bottom** : ooOooOoOok

[@hoodieispansexual7860]

Same here buddy-

[@jeaninatheneko86]

Yup😐

[@officaldeku8143]

Samesies

[@hoodieispansexual7860]

@@officaldeku8143 S-Shoto- what are y-you doing here? *nervous laughter*

[@alexinnit_live2008]

Yep that's ture

[@avaburkett2205]

“you better not have any eyes on other men... or women” todoroki said gay rights

[@Taylor-yt1tu]

But what about everyone else tho

[@jamilihelo3691]

Of course i did 😌💅🏼

[@Taylor-yt1tu]

@@jamilihelo3691 good job Todoroki

[@thedimandgammer4568]

@@jamilihelo3691 I love u shoto 😘❤️

[@music..3038]

@@jamilihelo3691 I stan ✨💅

[@weluv_addy]

Todoroki: don't move Me: " starts dancing aggressively "

[@moon65]

Todoroki: “you’re mine” Me: Yes I am yours And many others

[@baudeline]

M00N_BIT shhh don’t expose us 😳

[@moon65]

Heccs Dee you know it’s true 🌚

[@baudeline]

M00N_BIT ShhHhHh

[@moon65]

Heccs Dee 🤫

[@zarawaslost]

SHHH WE CAN'T TELL ARE ANCESTORS THAT WE'RE A WEEB

[@emilywolfie3459]

Todoroki and Bakugo fighting: Me: *sips tea in a corner*

[@aerinwrld]

I hand you the extra scones

[@emilywolfie3459]

iiArizona Alvarez :D

[@aerinwrld]

Emily Wolfie 345 UwU

[@user-xl9du1bf8t]

My oc has wings so I just imagine her closing them like curtains and scrolling through her phone

[@beth-hope7235]

When you simp for both of them 😔👊🏻

[@venusmakesvids]

Todoroki: Baby~ My parents: My friends: Evryone in the comments: 🤰 Update: im famous k bye✋💀

[@-tania-1064]

70 like! UwU

[@strawbvrri_.33]

200th like

[@ZEPHYR-oz3ft]

NoOOoo mY viRgIniTy NoOooOo

[@sky_3121]

;))

[@ThatOneBatNerd]

560th like 'w'

[@comemeeldonut4587]

todoroki: were both adults me being minor: IGHT!

[@puffy4972]

"My freinds mean nothing to me." -Shoto Todoroki

[@ShotoTodoroki-uy8jd]

Yup that’s me

[@icecreamvan16]

Radiating the same energy as the "I don't need friends, they disappoint me" vine

[@Marina-mu3yt]

why did I read fries and not friends😂

[@ShotoTodoroki-uy8jd]

Marina FRIES ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN LIFE ITSELF

[@Marina-mu3yt]

@@ShotoTodoroki-uy8jd FRIES2020 🇺🇸

[@Izzybellasp]

Shoto: your cute when you Hiccup Me when I hiccup: *demon screeching noises*

[@alexagram3560]

Same. Just... Same. My boyfriend actually told me to leave the room last time I had hiccups.

[@eggeegge8297]

@@alexagram3560 he doesn't sounds like a nice boyfriend.

[@alexagram3560]

@@eggeegge8297 Considering I haven't been dating him for the last 3 months I think you're right.

[@eggeegge8297]

@@alexagram3560 that sucks. That's why I don't date.. I hope you find someone better!

[@lucasrogers1885]

Same😂😂😂😂

[@thepeebee_]

“Like the spread of a virus” That didn’t age well Edit: stop liking this please it’s not funny Edit 2: every time I come back to this there’s 100 more likes it’s only four words

[@JAY-jg6fo]

Peebee PHAHAH

[@kuetran6329]

oh jeeze- yeah that did NOT go well

[@everydaygetsworse5708]

Oh nO

[@enz6086]

lmao

[@mineko4463]

Lockdown! Day whatever the hell it is of lockdown: I've officially gained all my lost weight back via microwave popcorn...

[@galilleadelacruz694]

Todoroki “let’s cuddle~” Me: “ooooo cuddling :)” *heres clapping* Me: “AAAAA SLOW DOWN THERE BUCKO”

[@h1r078]

BUCKO- 💀

[@missteabubble5707]

@@h1r078 😭

[@frankgrandi2512]

hey hey woah woah, watcha doin there *buckaroo?*

[@alleramartin892]

🤣💀

[@YaslineXD]

Timestamp?

[@baby-tj913]

My dear sinners... (Passes note 42:17 ) But it comes with a cost / \ / \ / \ / | √

[@renjustleaveplease6165]

Thank you :)

[@cherir6001]

@@renjustleaveplease6165 WAIT ERI NO-

[@ikovucosplayi7073]

Me: at 42:17 OMG WHAAAAAAAT I'm a minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@izukumidoryia1821]

Eri- -Chan . NoOoOoO . Who sent you here?! How did you get here?!

[@renjustleaveplease6165]

@Madii uhh

[@animereverse4382]

icy hot: do you understand this burning feeling in my chest BaBy? me: hEaRtBuRn?

[@ajaxthegem3301]

That wasn't very Plus Ultra of you *DiAbEetUs*

[@Veronicastar77]

thank you(T

[@thick_legz3480]

Lol 200 like

[@phaydrahegge3466]

best comment ever in existence :3

[@toxicwastrash]

Mood

[@milliezizour8220]

todoroki: “baby” me: say it again 👁👄👁

[@skyler9037]

Come again please =/

[@Sunn402]

Yep! ❤️✨❤️✨

[@Roro-sk1dl]

same i was like: "oh damn say that again my man"

[@alexadiego3871]

Don't be shy SAY IT AGAIN~

[@shototodoroki2390]

"Baby" Here ya go

[@bethanymoore7907]

Me: "wait wait- did I flirt with him or you?" Deku: "You have no right to my Shoto." Me: "oh it was you-....... Wait you flirted with MIDORIYA?!" Also me: dies of laughter

[@meraagrn]

my reaction lmao

[@eriaizawa670]

*dramatic piano sting*

[@kokocola8011]

Also me being under 18 😤😤😤

[@Shoyo._.Hinata-i3l]

I tried to read this comment but insted i broke my neck🥲🥲🥲

[@juiceboxbae2631]

Listener having lips:👄 Todoroki: it’s free real estate edit: omg mom im famous uwu

[@starstruck5725]

ACK THIS IS THE TRUEST THING-

[@yasm.j]

NDKSNSOSNSOSNDD

[@sage8k186]

I don’t think your mom wants to know you’re famous- Especially on this video

[@juiceboxbae2631]

Levi Ackerman SIMP LMAO TRUE

[@anonymous-nj1rh]

Wait if ur satans child den who's ur mum?

[@hecate6931]

*"HEY--- YOU CAN'T JUST FREEZE ME LIKE THIS!"* Well, actually, Katsuki, he can, and he just did.

[@mikaaateaaa]

i’m the 420th like omg i’m proud

[@Dananaa_]

“You better have no eyes for any other men” Me: Ight I like girls too- “Or women” Me: Ight I have my dog-

[@devilishharuna1486]

"no pets as well" You can have bacteria

[@Dananaa_]

*cries in lesbian-*

[@lunaglass8913]

R/cursedcomments

[@imyourbigbubbernow2386]

Rip dog

[@thatgaycousin2431]

...what... what did you do to your dog...?

[@moonz2383]

9:36 I melted 10:16 yes....nt 13:22 yeessss you did, yes it is 14:28 you and whoooo?!?! 17:55 oh no, I don't want more problems, go away little broccoli 18:25 huh? Who are you talking to? 18:37 whaaaaat?!?! 21:28 Shoto you are scaring me 23:37 oh God, not again 46:08 hey, you said cuddle...

[@hamham_1437]

Thank you god sir, I’m going to use this for….. experimental purposes…

[@hamham_1437]

*good, not god

[@dynatarii]

​@@hamham_1437it's an expression it's "oh god"

[@lyxeezx4979]

i hope u look back on this moment of ur life and feel ashamed

[@4ngeldevils]

Deku:” G-g-g-get away from him! “ Todoroki: “ no u “

[@amberellzey5878]

tbh i thought we flirted with deku at first then he said get away from my Shoto then i realized

[@kleptocat1333]

@@amberellzey5878 i wasnt realizing what was happening then 😂😂

[@tsukki7681]

I swear I wanted to punch deku right there

[@user-po4ls9jg3h]

@@tsukki7681 YoU a ToUcHiNg ThE cHiLd...... HE/SHE'S TOUCHIN THA CHIIIIIIILD!!!!!

[@galaxy_galtwt]

He really threw that *no u* card at deku

[@danyd9410]

me: casually doing my school work todoroki: "baby~" me: head shoots up " THAT'S ILLEGAL!!!" roommate: "what is?"

[@HiThere-st1zq]

Shit-

[@xiaoslover6360]

I would have said murder

[@nicolealdana8026]

omg ikr- but it was my mom lol

[@starangel8638]

The amount of things my roomait has hurd me screen out of shock while listing to these recordings is incredible

[@bunniidollie2299]

When you are also doing schoolwork and also hear Shoto say "~baby" way too seductively to be legal and I also screamed that's illegal but what's different is that it's 4:48 am and I live with people and they're all asleep and I think I woke them up uh oh

[@MossBellw]

Todoroki: let's cuddle Starts clapping Me:gOod SiR thAT iS NoT coRrECt Edit: So many likes o_O

[@fieldtrip9649]

WHY WE GOING TO FUCKING FAST

[@rajeshsingh_]

GoOd SiR tHaT wAs NoT WhAt wE mEaNt tO dO!! i thought we were going cuddle 😶

[@gabyyyzoldyck4292]

IF I PULL UP IN A WHEELCHAIR DONT BE SURPRISED

[@rajeshsingh_]

@@gabyyyzoldyck4292 OKAY I WILL NOT BE SUPRISED!!

[@starlighthero65]

*giggles* that is not correct. Because according to the encyclopedia of ..

[@crossed1877]

Todoroki: Like that time you caught me with Uraraka.. Y/N: I suddenly have a ✨g l o c k✨

[@imatcpell1987]

Master has given dobby a glock....... Dobby is thug.

[@v1rtu4l_L0s3r]

Todoroki if y/n said that: I suddenly have ✨f e a r✨

[@taikayaki]

@@imatcpell1987 HAH

[@imatcpell1987]

@@taikayaki ✨

[@ept0119]

I ✨WEEZED✨😭✋

[@starminnss]

"cuddles sure have evolved haven't they" "YES YES THEY HAVE" 👁👄👁

[@papp_06]

Todoroki: "Like the spread of a virus" Mrs. Corona: 👁👄👁

[@Sofa___9]

lol

[@pidge8845]

Todoroki: "You better not have your eyes on any other men or women." Me: *_*laughs in pansexual*_* *_The fool! He doesn't know that I can be attracted to pans!_* *_(Edit: Holy shit I have an army.)_* *_(Edit 2: This is the most amount of likes I've gotten wtf.)_* *_(Edit 3: Everyone brace yourselves. I'm going to make another JoJo reference!)_*

[@totallynotparker.3579]

_if im being honest....Tsu kinda looking good_ (im also attracted to pans 💛💙❤)

[@ThiccCato]

@@cosmosis9903 so I'm not hot anymore? ;~;

[@fleshkid.6944]

i'm a pansexual too omggggg yesss i love this joke.

[@wispicaldream]

*mood*

[@pidge8845]

_Yes, join me my brethren! Together we shall take over the world and steal everyone's pans! Awaken my masters!_

[@hyogaribble194]

My life:completed My history:deleted My phone:yeeted My parents:disapointed God:disgusted Satan:proud Hotel:trivogo

[@misbahwaqas1554]

God these are sooo good

[@Kioko_i]

XD

[@coolperson2764]

me: gay

[@crystalsroses3913]

Lol

[@foxy_2_2]

with me too✌️✌️

[@rydianblack7594]

Todoroki: "Caught me with Uraraka" Me: *angerly folds socks*

[@starangel8638]

@Rydian Snow Ppft good to know I’m not the only one listing to this while doing laundry 🤣

[@onyxs_underworld399]

Wait you can fold-

[@Axgust]

@@onyxs_underworld399 wait you can’t?

[@onyxs_underworld399]

@@Axgust no..... *wheeze*

[@sevensfuturewife6068]

@@Axgust I have never folded my sockes. 😅

[@LinaChanAMV]

“All your Kisses are mine” I’m not giving you my chocolates, Shoto!!!!! 😡

[@transstick9540]

You are Shoto though.

[@Veebobeebo]

No todo you can't have my chocolate >:

[@shadowmoon2553]

He may not have mah chaco! It mah chaco!!

[@kristinekristine2980]

everyone protect your chocolates from this iceyhot!!!!!

[@xeno7914]

Sister?

[@emmaharris4162]

Todoroki: "Its just like when you caught me with Uraraka" Me: *eXcUsE mE wHa-*

[@CrysInGae]

Of course todoroki watches todoroki asmr, only he can reach *his standards*

[@emmaharris4162]

@@CrysInGae exactly this guy gets it

[@CrysInGae]

Shoto Todoroki I'm not as dumb as I seem when it comes to these things ... I passed the written part of the entry exams

[@denkikaminari803]

@@CrysInGae tWiN!?

[@emmaharris4162]

@@CrysInGae epic

[@kiyoshalldestroy2401]

Todoroki: Why were you talking to him....? Me: you mean my best friend? He's gay he's not into me I swear to god.

[@lanishriner4659]

*Todoroki:* Sure, Uraraka's "Cute" *Me:* Bish, what? *Todoroki:* But there's nothing in this entire universe as cute as you *Me:* Blushes in black.

[@iluvu7551]

Lmfao

[@zoechase8801]

Yesssse

[@drainedflavor8572]

I was triggered when da bish said that-

[@stardusttodorki2679]

Ummm ewww

[@nothere1417]

Lmao same

[@Cherry_min]

Todo : *calls Ochako cute, flirts with Midoriya* Me : “ I got murder on my mind. “

[@hrts4_urmom_]

Lol

[@keethoughtsfr]

Relatable

[@lucia-ys7le]

I cant explain how much i agreed with something in my LIFE

[@connor7501]

I...I can explain

[@keethoughtsfr]

@@connor7501 explain

[@mars5060]

todoroki: dont like men me: im pan i have women todoroki: no women me: trans and nonbinary todoroki: if they dont look like me, sound like me, or have the same name as me stay away from them

[@itsirobz]

This is too relatable I’m scared 👀

[@starstruck5725]

Salty Shima Yo I think I saw Kenma, Tooru, Kageyma, and Yū around here, what are you guys doing here anyway-

[@faiithnxtdoor]

@@itsirobz what are u doing here-

[@itsirobz]

Anime luv I...um- 👀

[@faiithnxtdoor]

@@itsirobz oop 👀👀

[@aaliyahmohammed9104]

Todoroki: "let's cuddle" HEARS CLAPPING Me shook Me: "aren't we at the park thoooooo,we *cuddling on a bench* "

[@sennavandekoppel7195]

Todoroki: *being jealous * Me: *jamming on the elevator music in the background *

[@daniellerauls6093]

😭😭screamed cause why is this me

[@kora-_-5954]

I wasn’t even paying attention to what he was saying 😂 I was just listening to the background music

[@dydy7655]

i see levi, i like

[@kora-_-5954]

@laura lerman, Lmao

[@shea7265]

ME LMFAO

[@cherrycola125]

Todoroki: “Baby~” Me: “aww shit man you boutta make me act up”

[@aj-hq3nf]

Pft-omg same

[@yourmomsahoe.]

*WHEEEZZZEEEEE* YESSIR

[@-cutelychokesongoldfish-te9211]

-wheeze-

[@venix_babyeve_venix7029]

Todoroki: "if you're my baby-" Me: *MOM THERE'S A LOT OF BLOOD ON THE FLOOR FROM MY NOSE-*

[@Yaya_58]

Ŏh̆ m̆y̆ 🤣

[@magicalprincesspreminger]

45:55 Shoto: Let’s cuddle 😏 Me: Aw okay! ☺️💖 **hears clapping** Me: OH that kind of cuddling- 👁👁

[@foxy_2_2]

txs 4 the time stamp 😏

[@L0veCh7]

*I think we just got fooled 👁👁*

[@WaldenDarling36]

Bro just wanted to cuddle from the inside 😭

[@lyxeezx4979]

i hope u look back on this moment of ur life and feel ashamed

[@Annaslyfox]

​@@WaldenDarling36 Nah 😭😭😭

[@mrcvmsdirtysock7604]

Watching this four months later and heard this... *Todoroki:* like the spread of a virus *me:* ITS CORONA TIME

[@percy_shiield]

that didnt age well lmao

[@weepyashes5160]

That was me sooo badly lol 😂

[@kiyoko_meow]

Same

[@ZEPHYR-oz3ft]

GET THE LYSOL

[@Leila-ru3un]

I gib u 1000 likes ;)

[@marisolcabrera1405]

Todoroki: let's cuddle *Moans + clapping* Me: IT'S A TRAP-

[@kawaiiotaku1599]

Todoroki: I place a card down and end my turn

[@izukutodoroki3657]

You’ve activated my trap card

[@leetaeminshairdye]

Haha I'm in Danger

[@leetaeminshairdye]

@@kawaiiotaku1599 what your words really mean Todoroki: "On your stomach face down ass up we're done after your an incoherent mess." 😂😂 sorry I couldn't help myself

[@pinkuran.]

46:18 wjats that noise, whys he moaning?

[@jacquelinenaula8502]

Todoroki: *Rants on talking about how much he loves me* Me: Shut up and kiss me already.

[@kora-_-5954]

lol 😂

[@mao9782]

-w- i hate how this ish meh

[@cralnejnes1a186]

SAME I-

[@vikiablamowicz]

todoroki: lets cuddle me: lets cuddle then hears clapping me: this can do too

[@stariiia]

LMAO

[@hollyboudreau5561]

I turned red when I HEARD clapping I simp for bakugo tho One I had a nose bleed on this one

[@NathalieEvangelio]

😂

[@popsocket6885]

Most of them:"Don't cheat on me." Me: **slowly turns to my history**

[@noise3894]

Me: **realizes I'm married to 2 people and dating 5 people** 👁️👄👁️

[@likeparanormal3828]

@@noise3894 im dating 57 people currently-

[@simonagriestina1376]

Sameee

[@cryinqbear5276]

@@likeparanormal3828 damn 😂

[@likeparanormal3828]

@@cryinqbear5276 😭✌ I'm such a simp it's not even funny-

[@acehernandez466]

Todoroki: dont want to hear a word from u, u extra Me: wHaT ThE fUcK

[@shadowmoon2553]

He has hung around bokugo WAY to much

[@shototodoroki1507]

shadow moon I know I’m sorry😅

[@xeno7914]

Bakugou is being to much of an influence on every one

[@SecretlyALoli]

@@shototodoroki1507 You don't have to be Mr.Shoto- I actually almost lost it to be honest uwu *But next time I think you should be careful not to say that to Bakugou again cause next you might be dead- and I don't want that ;-;*

[@shadowmoon2553]

@Shoto Todoroki it ok but dont be sorry

[@heyiexist-6667]

Todo: go ahead and try to think of someone else. Me: oK *thinks of bakugou* Todo: _wait thats illegal_

[@hollybolognese]

Hehe... I'm in danger

[@Multifandom__girl]

😏 suuuppp

[@JaeonTomioka]

I would think of all my 10,000 other husbands 💀

[@thedimandgammer4568]

I thought of the same person lol

[@itzcookiecream6843]

Me after the video History: Deleted Phone: Gone Life: Done Me:Dead God:Disappointed Devil:Proud Nose: Bleeding Comment: Stolen Hotel: Trivago

[@misbahwaqas1554]

God how to u make this so stupid yet so flippin good

[@crystalsroses3913]

Lol

[@beetlethatsme2838]

Shoto: "My Baby~" Me: *nervous laughs in bisexual* Also me: -yes daddy- Also also me: I cooka da meatball Also also also me: **Chokes on meatball**

[@d4ddyb0t35]

I died but like mood

[@baby-tj913]

Bro... This is literally a mood! I be bi but attracted to dudes...

[@murmeladmur]

Sleepy*stars xD i’m bi but attracted only to 2D men....

[@baby-tj913]

@@murmeladmur girl same! Ppl be thinkin I like real dudes!😌✌🏽

[@murmeladmur]

Sleepy*stars xD ahaha yeees...stupid people 😏

[@animesmymiddlename4437]

“I own these lips” *Well yes, but actually no..*

[@alexadiego3871]

Lol

[@l0st_mercury13]

@@yayay6262 s a m e

[@Jackieeeisvibing]

Todoroki: goes on like an almost 20 minute rant about how you leading other people on and flirting is hurting him Also todoroki: so anyway Deku is fun to tease Like holy shit man

[@cvldbre3ze]

Me: *listening* My parents: What are you doing, young lady? Me: *throws laptop out of the open window in a panic*

[@digital-dumbass]

WAIT FR- LMAOOOOOOO

[@jwiseu]

todoroki: cuddles sure have evolved god: satan: everyone: cuddles: gatekeeper from hell: *smirking* he got you good huh?

[@starstruck5725]

DAMN.

[@lucia-ys7le]

Ahahah..... YESSIR HE ABSOLUTELY DID SIR, now is he coming with me? If not than imma dip

[@-cutelychokesongoldfish-te9211]

DAMNNNNNNNNN 😂

[@sakurashybean]

I was ambushed sir- it was a trap!

[@skyler9037]

Yes

[@fxirylizzyy]

People commenting that they're early: People commenting lists: People fangirling/fanboying: Me: K, I enjoy your time, but ima head out

[@emileechery6567]

Mini Doodles same 😔👊

[@yuumiinech.2537]

And most are commenting about the video.

[@HackJax]

For once

[@trixtxi]

Bakugo: eXtRa! Todoroki: *Pulls out uno reverse card* Me: Oh lord-

[@veronicabray124]

*SLAMS LIKE BUTTON*

[@trixtxi]

Katshi Hatake xD

[@amandasaxby820]

Yesgirl

[@pepperclaire7610]

izuku:“they’re manipulating you!” me:“psshsh- shutthefuckup he dosent know he can do better!”

[@SparklySpark]

Fr

[@natalie-ex9vw]

deku: “get away from him” “shoto is mine” me literally the whole time: “bish pull up then!! you wanna fight we’re gonna fight” 🙄🙄

[@starstruck5725]

🙊🙉🙈✨

[@keethoughtsfr]

Facts like what's good, don't be shy 😌✨drop the addy 😌✨

[@-cutelychokesongoldfish-te9211]

Don’t be shy ✨S Q U A R E•U P✨

[@Know1youno]

I swear my family was looking at me crazy when I started fighting the air

[@pinkliry]

*my family pulling up with straps and glocks and sh like* : back up

[@danielh7978]

Todoroki in the thumbnail: *looks shy* Todoroki in the real video: I'm 'bout to tease the hell out of Listene-

[@hoodieispansexual7860]

Oh All Might save our souls-

[@blackdiamond5434]

Todoroki what the fuc-

[@theartoffonk4941]

You didn't take the opportunity to say "I'm bouta end this mans whole career"

[@denkipikachugirl6694]

@@hoodieispansexual7860 SAVE US ALL PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@hoodieispansexual7860]

@@denkipikachugirl6694 All Might: *appears* I AM HE- oh god

[@kamisamaxoxo2754]

Shoto: *Calling Uraraka cute* Me: You've Chosen Death *Grabs Hot Kettle* *OMFG HOW TF DID I GET 1K LIKES JSJSBSVSNSNSK*

[@violetlolz6574]

Time stamp? 😂

[@mxwitcher]

@@violetlolz6574 14:56

[@Mina-yx5rg]

Ooh they AnGeRyyyyY

[@rottedcadaver]

as you should

[@yasmine_bha7729]

@@mxwitcher im a bout to end his career-

[@v01dloveed39]

todoroki: “lets cuddle” me: oka- *clapping* todoroki: “you’re making me drool” me: 👁 👄 👁 nose: bleeding history: deleted phone: out the window headphones: flew to mars hotel:trivago

[@v01dloveed39]

Hehehehehe I did this so can waste time so :D

[@boba9018]

Called it

[@erenjaeger6219]

Exact same reaction as me x.x

[@crazyegg4748]

Sh*** there's clapping noises

[@turtle8061]

😂

[@rskyBindy]

Bruh hold on just a diddly darn second, so you’re telling me we’ve “caught him” with uraraka before, and now we find out he’s flirted with deku too -just because he wants to see us be jealous- but we hang out with bakugou ONE TIME and suddenly WE’RE the ones thotting it up? Oh hell no, I love icyhot but I aint here to play these games lmao

[@silly1011_]

*ooohhhh, tHe dRamA*

[@channelthatdontneedaname7847]

Lmao

[@eliotore_4547]

We ain’t playin these games >:0

[@lovvecee]

IM NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES

[@fabynite3297]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME LMAO

[@emilyrodriguez-lobo3008]

todoroki: whos this me: *with my cat* ummm todoroki: get out of here me: okay moo moo you heard the man

[@emii4733]

Poor moo moo😂

[@Krow_Enjoyer]

MOO MOO NOOOO COME BACK 😂

[@Rowen2007]

MOO MOO DON'T LET DA MEAN MAN SCARE YOU COME BACK😂

[@ryujiinxx]

No! How dare he disrespect the almighty moo moo!

[@shiorichan6865]

I can’t 😂moo moo 😂😂

[@leapingstar2744]

"dont give bakugo any attention" me goes to bakugos ASMR sorry baby sharing is caring

[@cherryvalilla]

PLS LMFAO-

[@faithbubbles1373]

Lmfao yes sharing is caring honeyt yr gonna have learn how to

[@miamason8024]

JSSMM ENNAKMKSHUAJ

[@alinaelisabeth3763]

69 likes damn

[@katsukibakugou.8294]

Thank you

[@sweet_gachagalaxy4241]

Todoroki: let’s cuddle Me: hears clapping Also me:starts clapping along *hears moaning* Me : OoHHhHh sO tHaTS whAT WE aRE doInG nOW

[@yes-je5mu]

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