michael jones being an absolute menace for 80 minutes | achievement hunter

[@AllieKitaguchi]

Hey everyone! Just to let you all know-the ads are not in my control 😂 RT claimed some of the content, so they’re choosing to put ads on my videos, and I can’t do anything about them! Sorry!

[@kimjongun1348]

Zat is fine.

[@GachaGamer3]

UNDER WATER, MATT

[@SuperCilis]

No worries

[@kmanalpha453]

@@MiddleVeen I thought RT was the kind of company that wouldn’t do that kinda shit....kinda disappointing.

[@livl109]

@@kmanalpha453 I mean it makes sense to me... seeing as it’s there property... and they put ads in their own content normally... 🤷🏻

[@benjisthebestdog]

“say my name five more times” starting strong i see

[@Galactic0strich]

Followed almost immediately by “LuCKy... DeSpeRAte LoSER”

[@surreal382]

One of the best asides in AH history: "How did he drown?" "UNDER WATER MATT"

[@bagelguillotine]

the way he yells “STUPID” right after jeremy dies kills me every time

[@brittany1049]

“You see that coming on!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@kshimma91]

57:26

[@surreal382]

Since we forgot to bloody time stamp the thing, here ya go. 57:22. God, it gets me single time. Especially with Alfredo's hysterical cackle immediately afterwards.

[@Reyeyawn]

Asides ?

[@qnteban]

Michael is that guy in middle school who bullies you by making very good points

[@AllieKitaguchi]

To quote John Mulaney: NO, THATS THE THING I’M SENSITIVE ABOUT!

[@blahblah9036]

@@AllieKitaguchi oh my god, that's what I thought when I read this too! "8th graders will make fun of you, but in an ACCURATE way."

[@GBfanatic15]

you can't even fire back because he's not fucking wrong XD

[@jc8153]

Thats just how friends in New Jersey communicate albeit the sarcasm is always detectable

[@aidenharper6013]

@@AllieKitaguchi i hate being high-waisted, makes me look like i have feminine hips.

[@jimkelly7908]

His triple kill in Siege after that claymore debacle might be the most clutch performance I’ve seen from AH.

[@SuperCilis]

I'd go with Ray repeatedly reviving the rest of the team in that zombie round, but it's definitely in the running

[@jimkelly7908]

Jack saving the Halo vidmaster challenge with one life left is in the running.

[@blahblah9036]

@@jimkelly7908 @Fuzzie do either of you know specifically which videos those moments are from? I've been a fan forever and I don't remember either of those... I'm gonna go looking for myself too, just asking in case.

[@illchangemyusernamewhenith9130]

Nah he just sprayed and prayed lol

[@jacobcrosby6640]

@@illchangemyusernamewhenith9130 clutch doesn’t mean it was talent, he just pulled through

[@rebekah975]

The thing that I love about Michael is we always see him as the rage guy first so when he does something sweet to Lindsay/with Iris and Luna or takes part in a crazy bit or does really serious and good acting for a second you're like Wow how is it Michael doing this and then you're like wait I'm a idiot of course it's Michael he's one of the biggest nerds of the group, loves acting and is actually a total sweetheart aswell as a total weirdo. (I say nerd and weirdo affectionately, I too am a weirdo nerd lol)

[@skechyassmofo]

I'd personally add the NJ/NY rival/friendship moments he has had with Ray, Jeremy and Fiona are pretty understated but definitely wouldn't have played out the same with anyone else

[@blahblah9036]

@@skechyassmofo anytime New England crew gets together, it's a great time!

[@BNuts]

Michael has mellowed a _lot_ over the years, but his antics definitely draw a lot of people to AH. And he interacts well with just about anybody. Miss Geoff in AH content, though.

[@GBfanatic15]

I was never crazy about michael's rage quit channel but Michael is almost always my favorite part of any video...I especially miss him and ray....like yes I loved Michael's commitment to being annoyed at gavin but also unwilling to leave him xD he's just so genuinely funny, naturally entertaining and willing to do some ridiculous shit for a video XD

[@RavenTNation]

There’s so many moments but I’m waiting for the lord of cOIN, THIS IS HIS REALM

[@AllieKitaguchi]

Saved the best for last!

[@jeremyhubbard2908]

I CANNOT BE BESTED!!!!!!

[@adamd5849]

I WON ONE COIN!!!!!!!!

[@ayazi.akechi]

@@jeremyhubbard2908 THIS IS MY REALM!!!!

[@deangray.]

SUCH BRAVADO, ZOT

[@ritzgaming3270]

1:01:21 might be the single greatest rant in AH history. “I’ve gotta buy breakfast for CALEB?!?!” gets me rolling every time 😂

[@nowhammies10]

11:11 "Ryan's gonna f*ckin' betray everybody" Truer words, man.

[@blahblah9036]

You 'members when that was just an innocent sentence in a random video? 'Cuz I 'members.

[@miguelsuarez2482]

It sucks because Michael didn’t know how right he was

[@Neopolitan420]

I know it hurts, but drawing attention to him just makes it last that much longer.

[@SirBigWater]

@@blahblah9036 Could be worse. Could be some stuff said in Funhaus about Adam's butt stuff getting leaked to the public. I think maybe it was a GTA video of theirs or something. That definitely did not age well

[@BNuts]

Back then it was because he killed Geoff in his heist, and tried to shoot Ray. Both times. however, Ryan forgot to wait until after he got the money. Forgetting the objective seemed to be a thing with him. Doesn't mean I'm not disappointed by Ryan for what he did. It does make me wonder how Olivia sees him since all that became public. And if there's truth to rumours he may be coming back to Twitch.

[@timmaloney9976]

Jack said following the whole mess with RH that there's more good than bad people in the world. I think he's right, and I believe the universe somehow works out in a way. Your channel really rose up right before and kept rising after the stories broke, because I think people wanted to believe in goodness somehow. You provide that with your videos by reminding us of the good times, the ones that really mean something and exactly why we love these numbskulls. Thank you for that, thank you for proving Jack is right; thank you for being one of those good people. Wishing you a great year, Allie. Thanks for these. They're always a blast.

[@AllieKitaguchi]

Am I crying at work over this comment? Yes, absolutely 😭💚🖤

[@blahblah9036]

This is beautifully put, and thank you for saying so succinctly what I couldn't have even with a whole book.

[@o.b.carson1338]

@@AllieKitaguchi Ha, gonna cry? Gonna cry from the love you deserve?

[@AllieKitaguchi]

MAYBE 😭😭😭

[@AllieKitaguchi]

@@o.b.carson1338 i want you to know that my discord server roasted me over this comment and now we've been using it as a meme format 😂💚🖤

[@OneHanGamer]

"Jesus Christ, that scared the shit out of me!" no visible reaction LMAO

[@murphster2]

I never noticed the "My salary, BREAKFAST" before, and holy shit that's good.

[@cornaloo]

1:03:28 :)

[@jeremyhubbard2908]

50:32: My All time favorite Michael Moment: WHERE'S THE F**** HEART IT'S GONE?!?!?!?!?!

[@CptFUBAR]

I laughed so goddamn hard I saw stars.

[@Alchenaut]

First clip of Achievement Hunter I ever saw when a friend linked it to me, laughed so hard I cried then and it still makes me laugh 😂

[@RozeofTheHiddenMeadows]

the most golden moment of team Nice Dynamite

[@jeremyhubbard2908]

​@@Alchenaut Honestly, Rage Quit Surgeon Simulator 2013 was the first ever Achievement Hunter video I watched and still one of my favorites ever.

[@bumblebeerror9019]

YOU THREW IT AGAINST THE WALL LIKE A WET PAPER TOWEL!

[@blahblah9036]

Michael is so used to being trash at most games that when he do goo, his excitement and surprise is absolutely delightful. His laugh after that siege triple kill has nearly as powerful a cancer-curing effect as Geoff's laugh. Also, UNDER WATER, MYATT!

[@baileyt640]

me reading the title: "Michael IS an absolute menace"

[@AllieKitaguchi]

He is, but that’s why we love him so much 💚🖤

[@Mrgnome2]

Allie, I appreciate that you're just putting a warning, rather than completing avoiding some of his best moments because of Ryan.

[@albecharlie497]

I appreciate that too, but I wish the warning was more obvious when not clicking on the video, definitely because the first two clips feature him and that was jarring

[@cedricstohr8825]

@@albecharlie497 maybe if there was a warning near the end and put the clips containing Ryan after it?

[@skechyassmofo]

@@albecharlie497 I get where you're coming from but he was around from the early days, even working behind the scenes as editor so it's kinda obvious its going to be unavoidable that his voice will pop up. That said, this is about Michael and his classic reactions to moments. It's not like his voice in the clips are critical to making these moments funny or anything.

[@ariecos05]

I appreciate the warning too, but I think I would have preferred a warning at the beginning of the video.

[@skechyassmofo]

@@ariecos05 I guess I'm coming from reading Allie's statement when it came out. Maybe a warning might be useful but if you have been around to remember who he is, you know to pay no mind. Not many present day AH fans remember Brownman who moved on to twitch, so given that, I don't see him given attention. Unless the community does.

[@SubtleBanshee]

Seeing the Munchdew bit makes me sad that the part where Michael was removing the glass cage wasn't included, where Jack asked Michael if he remembered about vein mining, and Michael record-scratched as he realized he'd have already been done by that point.

[@blahblah9036]

I really expected that to be right after the munchdew clip, but ah well. Content for part 2!

[@williamdavis2960]

0:09 Is still probably the single most Jersey line I've ever heard him say.

[@magewareinc]

I've used that exact line when a friend did the exact same thing.

[@MakarIbrahim]

Can confirm

[@AH-bm5xs]

Everybody else is saying similar but I’ll say it anyway... You are a gift to the community, thank you Allie🖖🏼

[@blahblah9036]

56:54 I know this isn't Michael-related, but I've seen this clip several times and this is the first time I saw that Jeremy drowned LITERALLY a block away from a stream of air bubbles which would have kept him alive :P

[@Dracassult]

The bubbles are from a magma block, if he gets any closer to those bubbles he would sink to the bottom of the ocean instead of giving him air. If it was soul sand, however, then the bubbles would cause Jeremy to rise to the surface. Just because the block produces bubbles doesn’t mean players get air from it. I hope you figured that out a year after leaving this comment

[@blahblah9036]

@@Dracassult You get air from both, but good job being incorrect AND rude. Yes, the magma block sucks you downward, but you still get air and can go back and forth between the bubble column to breathe and a water column to swim up. So, yes, he *could* have used it to avoid drowning. I hope you figured that out after 20 minutes.

[@Dracassult]

@@blahblah9036 guess I was wrong. Sorry man

[@blahblah9036]

@@Dracassult all good. Sorry, I definitely came out swinging on that one, and you didn't deserve it.

[@Cyyberslam8]

28:10 once again Jeremy's near-encyclopedic knowledge of AH pops up. edit: 29:05 Jeremy again knowing these people too much

[@Kryssalids]

You truly saved the best for last, the moment that shows the epitome of Michael - and I can safely say, even though it does involve RH, that I absolutely love that it was put in. It shows his impeccable acting skills, structured-chaotic behavior, and overall is a prime example of who Michael is, because regardless of how it could be construed, everyone is dying laughing at his performance. On another note, I just wanted to thank you for everything you've done with & for the AH community - you're a stellar person and I daresay that anyone who claims otherwise may as well be branded a heretic for they go against a symbol of purity in the world.

[@blubberyoyster4]

34:47 The Ya dead, Ya dead ending where he drops into the Nether and everyone is casually minding their own business but excited to see him was one of the best moments of this video

[@Little_star_bird]

“We looked at that Michale and we didn’t know where to start.” “You f***inf get on the floor and clean it up! It’s really complicated!” The sass and anger here will always make me laugh

[@DemonFireRain]

48:00 is my new favorite Michael moment. It's got a mix of everything, he's raging and he's being pretty wholesome.

[@bumblebeerror9019]

Did you at least film it???

[@Cdeaton56212]

The disappearing heart is still the greatest magic trick caught on film of all time

[@AuraCrowell]

1:05:30 “swiSS FUCKING CHEESE GOD DAMN IT” is probably one of my favorite things I’ve ever heard Michael say 😂 I remember first hearing it years ago when I started watching them and I literally was choking laughing 😂😂💕

[@KenomeKami]

Michael's laugh gives me life. I love it so much. Thanks so much for making this video, Allie!!

[@ashball2435]

I’m only ten minutes in but holy shit I love this!! Also, UNDER WATER, MATT!

[@jeremyhubbard2908]

Honestly, Michael is at his best when he transforms into Rage Quit Michael. His shouting, ranting and anger during the games are amazing.

[@Plague_Doc22]

I've grown to like dad michael quite a bit too. Where he just goes "Well what the fuck" in a disappointed tone lol

[@blahblah9036]

Y'all both forgetting about Face Jam Michael (aka Mikey, aka daddy). Eric and Michael have *such* a weird (good-weird) rapport.

[@illchangemyusernamewhenith9130]

@@blahblah9036 is Michael different in his podcast? I've not listened yet

[@blahblah9036]

@@illchangemyusernamewhenith9130 ohhhh... Buddy. Finish this compilation (if you haven't) and go do yourself the favor of listening to Face Jam. It's an incredible shit-show and Michael, if not exactly "different", is absolutely "more" somehow. He has a similar vibe in some of the more current episodes of Off Topic. I imagine it's a combo of the 2 kids and the prolonged quarantine, with a little dash of living with Lindsay, that's caused him to evolve to his next form.

[@illchangemyusernamewhenith9130]

@@blahblah9036 You've convinced me 😂 I'll definitely be listening to Face Jam next

[@SkyUchihaxX]

I think my favorite bit of this whole video is the breakfast fight "YOU THINK IM MADE OF BREAKFAST? THE KIDS CHEAPER!"

[@Octobers1086Own]

You have been a calming and healing force within the community, Allie. Thank you so much for all the work you out into doing these compilation videos. They are welcomed and important. Be well, stay safe. All the love, your way.

[@AllieKitaguchi]

Thank you so much for your kind words 🥺

[@oscarbrazil9922]

"You goddamn parasites are just plus ones" god I love that line

[@Catullus_J_5]

Further proof that Michael and Lindsay share one singular brain cell

[@Reven619]

The super bunny man parts made me realize just how much their issues with the levels comes from Gavin’s inability to sit still

[@idonthavh1n166]

Yes finally thank you! Michael is my favorite person in AH since day one.

[@chrissao_502]

Alternate title, "Michael Jones is a mingy little mingemeister all over the gaff for 80 whole minutes"

[@Alchenaut]

*OF* *COURSE* *IT* *WAS* *YOU!* Great video as always Allie!!

[@Artemis-zd2ce]

I do like how chaotic Michael is, but he is also surprisingly responsible. He’s usually the one who cleans up after others. It’s an interesting paradox.

[@AxleTrade]

He seems like the guy who starts fights or messes on the surface but there's a reason why he's the lad dad among them. For someone nicknamed "Rage Quit Jones" he's arguably the most level-headed among any iteration of the core 6.

[@Artemis-zd2ce]

@@AxleTrade Michael is the true dad guy.

[@MrLolx2u]

11:11 "Ryan's gonna betray us and we're all dead if Ryan's in play" Jesus how much foreshadowing can they all get to? Is this deja vu?

[@alphabetparadox]

UNDERWATER, MATT! - Michael Jones 2019

[@twtchr44]

38:37 michael's voice slowed down sounds like jeremy

[@jameslafleur6842]

As much as Gerki is a legit creeper, I always die at the "I CANNOT BE BESTED, THIS IS MY REALM!" line xD Michael kills me and I've loved him since RageQuit haha

[@Gobster_]

The Smash Bowl video always reminds me that, despite what it seems, Michael is actually one of the more responsible folks in the group.

[@MawileMage]

Michael's basically become the dad of the group.

[@AxleTrade]

Michael's maturity over the years is the most explicit among them and it's amazing.

[@bumblebeerror9019]

Tbh it mostly just feels like the same guy but they let him be more and more himself. I think he just got too boxed in starting with Rage Quit, ya know?

[@Draygarth]

Thanks for another great compilation. Whenever I see one of your thumbnails in my feed I know I'm in for some good memories.

[@cameronfeeser7086]

I know I say this every time, but I absolutely love the compilations and how you incorporate the ah animated.

[@DaekoTan]

42:57 Jack: "Alright make some noise-" Michael: *"FUCKIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"*

[@tonywinters724]

Aka: Michael being the King of Chaos. (Lindsay trained him well)

[@UponThisAltar]

Thank you for all your effort as always Allie! "UNDERWATER MATT!!!"

[@RidjiJumper]

I LOVE the works put into this..!! The gathering of materials, putting this all together, THE FUCKING TIME STAMPS..?! EVERYTHING IS AMAZING..!! Keep at it...!!!

[@dennismetzger9287]

Grew up on rooster teeth, watched achievement hunter form along with rage quit. Watched the transition to lets play and I began my life around 2017. Its reminiscent af hearing these guys again

[@jovenardmapanao4443]

Yes! Michael is def my favorite. The original Impossible Game Rage Quit was the first AH video I watched. Pretty sure AH didn't even have a separate channel at the time.

[@AsuraBoss]

They did, but Rage Quit was featured on the RT page.

[@chadgeary2653]

The freaking paintball... just standing still and taking it until its over then the absolute unleashing of rage...

[@paulbasaur]

if I watch that clip too much my tear ducts can't take it lol

[@angelpalacios8000]

Thank you for the your hard work now I'm no longer bored.

[@lucyleptonyx5858]

That hiccups and holdy rolls episode really showed Gavin off as the menace 😂 Michael's a total savage sometimes though like 90% of the time its why we love him

[@bmwilliams121511]

I loved that you saved Gerki for last. All these years later and it STILL makes me ugly laugh no matter how many times I've watched it.

[@DKiSAerospaceHistory]

Thank you very much for the warning, and for editing around him as well as you did. Much appreciated.

[@zachattack64362]

I really appreciate you making these

[@Pokemaniak180]

1:45 Michael: 1 vs 3, huh? Time to go god gamer mode on them

[@ICHMUSSMALPIPI]

This is such a good collection of clips, well done!

[@lewiswilkinson3794]

UNDER WATER MATT ! (Also your videos always bring me joy and a means to procrastinate)

[@adamd5849]

"UNDER WATER MATT" has to be my favorite answer to the question "how did he drown?"

[@tiorosedragon]

I love how a Michael being a menace comp includes him cleaning AH’s mess

[@Fa11en_Ang315]

UNDER WATER MATT This video had me crying from laughter. Thank you for another FANTASTIC video and I hope that all is going well for you

[@SonicGlitchmaster1]

Love this, but still waiting for “Geoff Ramsey laughing like a fiend for x amount of minutes”

[@batteredthem]

Your videos always make my day! Thank you so much for all of your hard work! UNDER WATER, MATT

[@jexelbur6872]

Michael Jones: Chaotic good of New Jersey

[@kristiecornell5723]

I'm chaotic evil of Kentucky

[@PikaPWN91]

It's like Christmas every time I see you in my notifications!

[@SnakeTyrant]

i love that you added the ah animated videos on some of the clips

[@MichaelThomas-bq8pb]

Anytime I see bunny man in a compilation I have to go and rewatch all the bunny man videos and still some of my favorite AH videos.

[@Galactic0strich]

I’ve already watched this all the way through three times and I’m back for a fourth

[@EternalMagikarp]

I love Michael screaming “LITTLE JAAAAAAAYYYY” every time he massacres Jeremy in every bullet counts

[@Marie-uf6gd]

THANK YOU ALLIE

[@babbiification]

UNDER WATER, MATT! You said I had to :P Keep it up, these edits brighten my day.

[@deadbeans2970]

thanks for putting this together! I really enjoyed this

[@BradyT918]

I can never watch those kills on Supet Bunny Man without laughing until my face hurts.

[@PongzeLor]

This is perfect for my Michael+Gavin binge. Thanks! Im curious how someone can even remember all these clips

[@SheagleArk]

I like how you included the animateds

[@Doommaster677]

The Surgeon Simulator bit with the heart magic trick omfg I was dying with laughter at work 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kayrim_Borlan]

This is absolute gold. You're amazing! Thank you!

[@chaoscatgaming]

Commenting so I dont forget to watch once I get home. Edit: Micheal took those paintballs like a champ

[@LyonHeartXIII]

Hey everyone UNDER WATER, MATT!!

[@imsorrythankyouplease7613]

I don’t get ittt!

[@LyonHeartXIII]

Lmao, read the description:P

[@deangray.]

@@imsorrythankyouplease7613 there's a bit in minecraft where matt said "where'd he drown?" and michael goes "UNDER WATER, MATT"

[@JainaSoloB312]

Amazing job as always, this helped me with a really rough day💜 Honorable mention goes to that one time Michael warned Jeremy "You're gonna get rocked, I'm not having it" and Jeremy was really confused because he didn't know Michael was watching him do funny things in the background of the webcam🤣 I can't remember which video it was but if anyone can find it please let me know

[@kyliemcgee2398]

Omg this is exactly what I needed after this week. Thank you!

[@AuraCrowell]

Perfect mix of old and new! Thank you 🙏🏼 💕

[@beautifulmidnight]

Michael’s cackle is one of my favourite parts of AH.

[@vampgirltish]

me, after every clip in this: "Menace .. he's a menace.." anyway i love michael jones

[@maxwell9211]

After the heist part, we need a Lindsay chaos compilation. Good work!

[@tyrannicswinen117]

11:10 boy Micheal called it years in advance

[@NinjaSlay3r]

UNDER WATER, MYATT!

[@dudeson53]

I don't say this to anybody but Thank you Allie, I love you❤❤ Another absolutely fantastic video from you😊

[@atticusosullivan8577]

My cheeks hurt from smiling so much thanks for this :D

[@jerbearhippogriff3431]

Glad to see another video! I enjoy your work and it's a nice wind down anytime.

[@imikegaming2070]

Thank you for all your hard work Allie much appreciated! 1love fam

[@haemogoblin3611]

Geoff’s little smile when Michael is screaming “YOU THINK I’M MADE OF BREAKFAST??” at Jack is the funniest thing to me

[@brittany1049]

UNDER WATER, MATT!! Still one of the funniest damn things.

[@kylebennett4434]

Damn I've been waiting for a Michael video since I first found this channel

[@SenseiJaq]

I love the Michael impossible game rage quits! his accent really comes out! "Swiss F-ing cheese G-Dmit!"

[@blueknight5804]

4:45 The most genuine terror scream.

[@RadiantMistborn42]

Had to watch that one clip like fifteen times because it was so hilarious