allying USA in Rise of Nations

[@Dangergray75]

Imagine Germany starts a war and America just casually forewords you a 10 digit bank check

[@ChaffyExpert]

World wars in a nutshell:

[@DarkChaos87]

Ukraine: 'receives 15+ digit bank check'

[@drew2626]

@@DarkChaos87 😂😂😂 if that was the case the war would be long over 😂

[@Toeso_Loso]

That’s only (a) billion(s)

[@tylzzr]

@@drew2626 you dont know how war works lmao

[@-General_Bek-]

🇬🇧 - 🇩🇪: "Bloody hell, Germany. You bastard!" 🇬🇧 - 🇺🇸: "Cheers mate"

[@scouseleemini1]

I thought we were on good terms with Germany, I went to the base where my dad was stationed in and there was this one German guy who oiled his hair and got a black piece of tape and… you can guess where it went, i didn’t understand then but a photo on a hp pavilion laptop (still runs on vista..) showed me that guy doing the salute

[@GayDemonWarlord]

Read this in sniper's voice

[@meanteen]

​@@scouseleemini1 "a lot can happen in 7 years"

[@scouseleemini1]

@@meanteen so the whole RAF Wildenrath thing means nothing..

[@Kinder-egg]

Fuckin German bastards is a lot more likely

[@dimasivan2005]

Soviet : Human spam USA : Money spam

[@Rickleveldepression]

You can run out of meat but you can't run out of printed money

[@BurcasLurton]

Printing more money meaning the currency is getting less valuable

[@AizenSosūke-q6j]

How to get more money? -Give war a chance. (A) -Give war a chance. (B) -Give war a GODDAMN chance. (C) -Be USA. (D)

[@JamilJunaid-n8i]

*Soviet union has sent 3,000,000 soldiers*

[@TRAILLER]

Canada: Span camp

[@nattananchunbunluesook8474]

I once gave 64K money and 14K manpower to the USA as a sign of peace since he’s invading China and I’m close to it, and he gave me back 1 billon dollars💀

[@Knight-Artorias]

Don't worry, you'll pay them back. ...In 510 years.

[@darkdiamonds4337]

Murica game play

[@cinos1066]

​@@Knight-Artorias is that a Fallout reference I see 👀?

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

That is what the US would call a "proportional response". Play nice, get nice things. Don't play nice, get not-so-nice things.

[@Midnight_Metro]

Ah, just like real life.

[@SpadeGrenade271]

To be real as a former USA player, it's just cus how far away you are from wherever it is so by the time u get there its over.

[@Sdddsa124]

How to get XP??? I want to play the bigger nations

[@SpadeGrenade271]

@@Sdddsa124 play the game pretty much

[@3crt1]

​@@Sdddsa124 Play the game as a small country (not too small. 1x xp modifier is enough.). Then invade countries with big population (China, India, etc...). I recommend trying to find a serve with only 1-3 players

[@kahswi]

​@@Sdddsa124 Play as micronations, or just play many times, that's about it.

[@thesnailwinsagain]

Jokes aside, this was a wholesome moment in the movie

[@MakriaMicronation]

Smallest American wartime donation:

[@Adityabikramnayak]

Supporting Colonisers?

[@TheAryanKnight]

Looters help looters

[@sakanig]

​@@AdityabikramnayakL ragebait

[@XEG_H]

@@Adityabikramnayak when a country did something 7236782979328726156236562357632 years ago to your grand grand grand grand grand parents (you still have to hold a grudge)

[@JustADiamondBlock]

@XEG_H more like 847473837374748483882828374747438394e87 years ago

[@wolfroze9703]

One of my favorite things i do as usa in rise of nations is funding wars to the nation who is losing, its fun seeing two nations rip each other apart while youre spectating and helping the other guy without actually fighting xd

[@strasseristsgaming3995]

That cold War mindset

[@quandotiregalanounprodotto4350]

Non e un gioco è la realtà......per ora poi pagherete conto.

[@wolfroze9703]

@@quandotiregalanounprodotto4350 The diffirence between what i did is that i funded losing or almost always the nation who has no chance of winning against a bully, the us in real life funded wars whether you were a commie or not

[@quandotiregalanounprodotto4350]

@@wolfroze9703 ripeto non è un gioco è la realtà si sa chi sono i bulli e arriverà il conto ...

[@wolfroze9703]

​@@quandotiregalanounprodotto4350 Oh it probably will, considering they're the richest country in the universe

[@bearyjerry]

"USA JUST SENT YOU A BILLION DOLLARS!" "nice."

[@Delta._V420]

nice.

[@hackermanxdd]

Israel simulator

[@Berrlin-x5m]

pov : you have a lot of money but NO MANPOWER

[@alializade4086]

USA have a lot of mp too 5m isn’t that low

[@sambhavtiwari3963]

@@alializade4086 Really? 5M is too too low compared to an Allaince of BRICKS

[@FannyHofmann-s4n]

Thats not the same😂​@@sambhavtiwari3963

[@akigta5]

Democracy runs be like

[@LithuaniaIsLithuanianNotPolish]

Thats why i dont play in europe or north america

[@mushroomy9899]

the german frontline watching in horror as 3 trillion volunteer soldiers land in hamburg

[@Generic_username69]

America casually cloning the world population 1000 times over just to give them away as "volunteer" soldiers

[@gggvvvjggbgg4517]

Alemania:*consigue logro armas nucleares y bombardea eeuu😅

[@eatdookie]

​@@gggvvvjggbgg4517you still have that cow as minister of health?

[@Nishom0926]

To be fair, They really felt like a Zombie wave coming in With and they had Machine guns. And you know what I like Machine guns during Zombie wave 😅

[@Javier-r7d]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Lunar3px]

USA usually just troop spams Edit: wow my phone is blowing up !!!

[@ohotuteriipaia1890]

you just take the defense buff created 2 submarine and put the fortifications and you just go to the lvl of your troops

[@SalSal-om1en]

Idk why people just say troop spam? What am I supposed to do not build units?

[@ohotuteriipaia1890]

@@SalSal-om1en ask for MP and money from your allies or ask either my russian china brazil india or japan these are the richest countries before US

[@Roxstahrr]

@@ohotuteriipaia1890after USA*

[@ohotuteriipaia1890]

@@Roxstahrr us and french

[@SwedishBread]

Never thought I’d see rise of nations on KZbin shorts

[@leventekocsis9103]

@BisexualsInParis Having 1500 hours on hoi4, i can say that RON is a lot better when you don't want your brain to be fried for two days after a 7 hour R56 RP game.

[@shrekharvey2585]

What is it i thought it was a mobile game

[@MortarGuyX]

Here I am confused because the only RoN I know is the one made by Big Huge Games...

[@NailFromNamek]

​@@leventekocsis9103 THAT fries your brain? I once took a week off from work to do a multi-player run of hoi4. Our game took us 3 days of gameplay to complete

[@NailFromNamek]

​@@shrekharvey2585it's a roblox gane

[@rexwyatt3066]

When usa is collapsed and new England sends you an alliance offer and you accept, only to not pay attention to them until you look back and wonder why you can't trade with Brazil and why New England has so many resources.

[@spaceengineeringempire4086]

Sees both americas and Africa just blue.

[@charly8701]

If the USA collapses , that will be the end of the free nations. The US alone is a one man army. And we have always supported our allies with weapons, intel, and financial aid.

[@tazrgoober6893]

Yup the moment I get a big Allie it's over

[@Adityabikramnayak]

Colonisers

[@elsiebenoni184]

Can someone please tell me the name of the song🙏

[@XiaosaGaming]

Brings a smile to my face knowing people still talk of Rise of Nations

[@SethACook]

Though it sucks because it is on Roblox, runs on network, no single player unless buy a private server, and the lil Roblox kids are toxic (that includes all the actual toxic kids)

[@ExpirisYT]

@@SethACook js friend a world war roleplay hoster and go into his server when hes offline

[@Z0E41]

When USA comes in clutch in dire moments: There’s a star man waiting in the sky

[@OllieSD]

He'd like to come and meet us

[@TheSansfromundertale]

But he thinks he’s blow our minds

[@nou977]

There’s a star man waiting in the sky

[@SonicChao113]

@@nou977 he's told us not to blow it

[@BVStar-hn9us]

Oh god no, it’s spreading to the comments sections now?!😶‍🌫️

[@DouglasMacD]

I haven't played this game in a good few years, but one of the games I will always remember was: > Play USA > Upgrade all the cities and become even more rich > China player attacks small Bhutan > Bhutan player asks other players for support > I send Bhutan trillions upon trillions of Dollars in monetary support, along with tens of millions of volunteers > Repeat this step, over and over again > China is starting to wonder how Bhutan is still standing and fighting back > China starts accusing me of supporting Bhutan, but has no evidence as I hadn't shown any interest in Asia > I deny the accusations fully knowing I am lying through my teeth > Keep supporting Bhutan > Bhutan beats China > Bhutan and I are best buds until the end of the game That will always be one of my favorite games

[@UNITEDSTATESOFAMERICAa1]

As USA player I getting my consumer goods,economy and etc, and after that I getting Ireland :D

[@osehesham1185]

Uk abuse.exe

[@Reconhunter20]

How can i get land in a peacetreety

[@フフーガ]

Consumer goods is such a tedious and mid strat

[@FailurePlaysGaming]

why does the usa always have to blow up my house

[@Playermmad69]

Nah i just get whole American continent and africa and then i wait for Europe to destroy it self

[@Goofy_Dominican]

Reasons why USA is played A. funny B. Try it for first time C. *skill issue*

[@whatthehell932]

D. World domination

[@Goofy_Dominican]

@ USA already owns the world practically. All they gotta do is just bulldoze every nation early game and normally the last one standings are USA, Russia, and maybe China if Russia felt like it

[@visyxl]

Average hoi4 moment

[@I_am_bacon._.]

I lovenwhen the hearts start ironing

[@visyxl]

@@I_am_bacon._. no way that's the name of the game!!!!!1

[@randombritishperson.]

​@@I_am_bacon._. She iron on my heart till I- wait, what tf does this mean .

[@slovakguy453]

Fr if US is in your faction by 1943 they got like 300 mills, and 7M troops in field, not to mention those 40K fighters and Cas whitch are pre ww1 cuz AI does not know how to make good planes xD

[@FrederickVonSchnitzelMuncherII]

Bro way too real.

[@AdmiralRamenNoodles]

I play this game every now and again and my main strategy as a US player is to legit just chill and sit and don’t declare wars. I don’t even go after Mexico or Canada. I max my economy (it’s nice to have #1 without even forming NAU) Max out the navy with an air wing And eevery time I intervene in the mid-game point I just send aid and a Carrier strike group over as that seems to be enough 😂 maybe troops as well if they hold long enough. All while maxing my country a fort with a 2 ocean navy and like 90+ stability. Maybe not the most interactive and exciting strategy but it works if you’re a chill player.

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Oddly mirroring reality, there. I suppose the game's built well. Lol

[@spudlingtv8187]

2 types of usa player 1: wholesome capitalist donator 2: colonize europe gaming edit: WHY THE HELL SO MANY LIKES WTH XD

[@Dracheplayz]

forgot 3: collapse instantly

[@Zyrdalf]

@@Dracheplayzhey thats me

[@ultimatebg6010]

And me who made usa communist 💀

[@spudlingtv8187]

@@Dracheplayz usa ai as soon as anything goes to war with it

[@cay7809]

​@@ultimatebg6010your days are numbered pal join me in classic nations my username is cay7809 ill tell u when I get on

[@hamper6511]

French: "It's show time" *exits the stage*

[@Havox-]

more like *flops on knees and throws hands up* "DON'T SHOOT PLEASE!"

[@nepspartan-7597]

​@@Havox- *The french revolutionaries looking for an excuse to somehow be more dangerous than the army* "The hell you will!"

[@elsiebenoni184]

Can someone please tell me the name of the song

[@kletowolf7104]

and conquers all EUROPE WITH NAPOELON

[@BubbleGumGuy-gx1xj]

I love how Germany is just insulting UK and then America is just like:🗿🍷

[@Cal_tipy]

As a former USA main, I just end up not taking over countries and just dominate the economy leaderboard. It's to the point the guy on 3rd place has a single pixel to represent him. If there's a war coming I end up stalling it until one of us left lol.

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Lore-accurate USA right here. 💰

[@ey4d..]

getting invaded by guernsey while being jersey and USA comes and launches a whole ass pearl harbor on them

[@randombritishperson.]

Average crown dependency gameplay :

[@ey4d..]

@@randombritishperson. lmao true

[@HarryGoodman-i6b]

Bro I live in jersey 😂 There's loads of German fortifications and stuff here

[@ey4d..]

@@HarryGoodman-i6b no offense but i think being a jersey citizen is very boring, like what is special about jersey other than it being a crown dependency

[@HarryGoodman-i6b]

@@ey4d.. very true

[@StanleyHodgson]

🇩🇪:what’s up small dude 🇬🇧:what’s up weak dude

[@grillmadeofrecycledgrenade3197]

I don't know what "Rise of Nations" is but I imagine this is a lot like what allying with the US is like irl too

[@GeinoLinking-zc6ed]

Literally Ukraine right now

[@VideoSpectator1223]

Think of it as a roblox version of hearts of iron

[@Chef_Jake]

Best game ever

[@agert6416]

We are literally Hulk when Bannon couldn’t change to Hulk

[@camdonkus]

I like how Rhoades is roasting him as if they both aren’t special or notable outside of their suits made by other people

[@Greygreygreygreygrey]

Well to be fair, it’s historically accurate.

[@absurdcheesecake]

“In other words, your country is FILTHY RICH NOW!” “Nice”

[@greenc0mmie767]

“The us has just given you three quarters of there army!” UK:👍

[@CriscCiaddu]

IMAO i love the Lend Lease Act reference😂

[@ChaseyBoyJones]

Bro, the small taco representing the money is accurate, the USA could probably give way more.

[@MexIsraeliballedits]

Germany: declares war on Britain Uk: … why? Germany: hello regular size man. Leaves. Uk: ok… USA: miss me?

[@neonwolf4709]

No hard feelings about the tea dumped into the harbor any more mate 😂

[@ArabPenguinofSyria]

As a former Russia player, this is accurate, I was so close on taking full control of Europe, then Portugal with a half billion donation from USA defeated me in just one week

[@EOBM10]

🇩🇪:damn your terrible 🇺🇸:here take a trillion dollars and do what ever you want

[@DVNEngineer9071]

The fact that the response was "Nice"😭😭

[@ExtoSee]

The American Taxpayer is the greatest force the world has ever seen. For real though.

[@gavinbivins9528]

Good to hear the kinks every once in awhile!

[@theunknownorpheus7396]

Get king

[@theunknownorpheus7396]

Get kinky

[@neriesson1010]

America: nah I'd win"sends entire naval fleet and all Arial units"

[@GIMKITSSPEEDRUNSMORE]

I’ve been laughing for fifteen minutes😂😂😂😂

[@tonk5242]

Big brother, more like big friend 😀

[@Yas_dan_lenz]

USA:This dad for you 😮‍💨 Britain:I think's you hate me 🥹

[@RJL7878]

USA Allies : *In War* USA : *Spam Money to them* USSR Allies : *In War* USSR : *Spam Human to them*

[@Charbob-j9w]

I mean, this is pretty much what happened on the Western Front in WWII.

[@Sumschmuck]

And thr east. We funded the Soviets and sold them materials to help them boost their industry and push Germany out.

[@Charbob-j9w]

@@Sumschmuck Yeah, that's true as well.

[@ferns9555]

We pretty much just sped up the process by lending them financial and material stuff

[@happyjohn354]

@@Charbob-j9w Ya it was kind of insane half of all ammunition made in the US was sent to USSR and the US was at one point feeding 15% of the USSR population most of which were military.

[@Rose-yx6jq]

In the movie I honestly thought this was hilarious and just generally kind of sweet.

[@themapperofmapping3983]

Hella true as a usa player

[@MalaysianBallProductions]

"Yo i need cash" Usa : ye got you bro!

[@lonewalker6916]

Funny story my friend was the us and I was japan and my country was falling apart i asked him for a dollar jokingly knowing it wouldn’t work and as soon as he sent that dollar all of a sudden every problem in my country went away it was funny af and i still don’t know how it worked

[@SoraHagate]

“What’s up regular sized dude” - war machine As if he isn’t walking around in a stolen suit that he made worse adding lower tech to it

[@Voh_veli15]

yes finally rise of nations memes, im here for it and staying too

[@jessebailey5962]

That's pretty much real life. 2 countries get in a pissing contest, then the workd criticizes USA for not funding both sides.

[@jastudios1078]

People who chose Music for Marvel Movies need a raise. They're awesome at their jobs.

[@GamnamguyFortherizz]

Imagine helping out a USA player while they're in trouble getting clapped by Canada, then when you're in trouble, he helps you out fr fr

[@kahrislorenzoniles9227]

Basically early years of ww2, Sending Supplies amd something without sending troops.

[@Varner410]

Germany as war machine and hulk as America is perfect casting.

[@T5M_Snake]

Pov, you hear hearts of iron 4 sounds on somthing that ain't hoi4

[@cerberus276]

Until the US joins the fight anyway because someone touched their boats. Then you'll see the actual Hulk.

[@ihaterurries]

Rise of nations is good for making small countries superpowers

[@ExactlyThreeBraincells]

I didn't expect rise of nations memes today. That's amazing

[@Mey-rinn]

us: money germamy: tanks uk: navy ussr: manpower

[@RamalingamKB]

Ironpatriot - Shower Hulk and Antman - Growers

[@atmasyahputra4262]

I got destroyed by USA while playing italy bruh. Looks like USA player had beef with italy Edit:hear me out im not saying to much bruh i just suck english

[@Manoverus-yk4lo]

same bruh i hate it when that happens bruh hey bruh also usa is op bruh nerf them bruh

[@monkeyman4509]

bruh

[@cooolguy816]

@@Manoverus-yk4lobruh bruh

[@That_One_Pole]

USA players have beef with everything. Besides playing USA is boring as hell, I litteraly conquered russian states with cook islands, did the same to americas with Tonga or how it was called. But first time I played as USA i didn't even know where to start, it was so boring that I quit after 5 minutes

[@watwit1621]

​@@That_One_Pole Playing USA is basically playing as everyone worse nightmare

[@swellswagal]

Damn, sleepy joe must have been a big fan of the game based on how much of our money he gave away😂

[@ChaffyExpert]

"Germany declared war on Britain" "America sent aid to Britain." Hey I've seen this one, it's a classic!

[@lolhai6430]

The US is like your most accomplished kid coming to take care of you in old age (at least at that time)

[@johnnyjrkirch4952]

Ant-man should’ve told Brody what’s up, half man

[@JulianSwarthout]

USA casually sent 10B like it was nothing

[@Typexviiib]

We do it to a couple countries every year, lol.

[@luisajimon821]

Thats the most satisfying noise in the game actually

[@griff7774]

Me handing the Amish kid a Reaper pepper when he only ever ate potatoes.

[@MaksPekalski]

Man I want hulk to hand me a Taco now

[@lslice5283]

Rudy should not be so aggressive like that, he’s literally a paraplegic

[@LiamRJMancio]

Sins when did the avengers play rise of nations💀😭🙏

[@BurcasLurton]

Meme

[@nroc6206]

Don Cheadle trying to act like hes not one of the shorter avengers

[@SouthPaw7_1776]

That's awesome!!! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@Andurianski]

As a minor country enjoyer, I mostly get funded by different majors when I fight iran russia china or india, etc. It depends on the players if they would care seeing turkmenistan become a superpower 🙏

[@muhammadkhairulramadhan3037]

At least the Americans still respect their father's nation

[@Themutedwire]

The fact that, that was a skrull and not the actual James makes so much sense now

[@kartorrent7496]

Wot

[@Housefreaky12]

Common US friend

[@pindamonhangaba72]

Its all fun and games untill you see maxed out antarctica declaring war on you

[@Slankish1944]

as a usa player i can confirm i aid britan every game and re-enact the d-day landing if germany takes over europe

[@GlassbrainZ]

"hey bro we heard you had a war and our economy did something cool, heres a little bit of it"

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Only right to share the harvest!

[@ad1lity]

Who needs allies

[@johnomite]

hi adility

[@ad1lity]

@@johnomite hi

[@timmy_2928]

Son helping their farther. How nice

[@BurcasLurton]

Being colonized by a nation is not a father

[@GameLover-xg9ly]

To be fair. When me and my friends making serius roleplay in RoN ı got attack by (my friend) French and entered a debt as an switzerland -_-. Anyways USA (my cousin) sended me 200 Million dolar lmao and russia (my big bro) send me 200 tanks and 10K elit soldier. End of the day.... Germany occuiped French and half of EU.

[@FrederickVonSchnitzelMuncherII]

My guy plays a serious roleplay in ron😂😂 By that point get hoi4, way more developed and people actually play mp seriously

[@GameLover-xg9ly]

@@FrederickVonSchnitzelMuncherII my pc is 2011 type what you mean by dowloading HOI4

[@FrederickVonSchnitzelMuncherII]

@@GameLover-xg9ly Same? Except I have a laptop which is also used for work and has 5gb of storage left

[@GameLover-xg9ly]

@@FrederickVonSchnitzelMuncherII ı have 2011 type intel5 office laptop shut

[@FrederickVonSchnitzelMuncherII]

@@GameLover-xg9ly Honestly I know nothing sbout computers

[@Mrshabazz]

Bro sent more money than exists😭🙏

[@bonu810]

ऐसा कोई सगा नहीं जिसे USA ने ठगा नहीं...

[@epgamer1145]

Game at and USA alliance in war would be insane. I think we only had one instance where we fought together.

[@SteveSiegelin]

I felt like a normal sized person until I started traveling across the the world and realize that not everybody is 6 ft😂

[@ProximusTD]

Our scariest weapon of them all is the ability to cripple any nation's economy

[@atreyubillie1505]

What us the game called bec I looked it up and it didn't show up

[@plushskitz2119]

Germany: Declares war USA: Gives money and supplies History textbooks: *Ah Sh*t, here we go again*

[@Hkm850]

Being America 's ally is one of the most devastating thing ever

[@BrotherhoodofSteelRecruiter]

How?

[@DiamondRB]

Seeing this, i can't help but be mad. Seeing that the cherished US-UK alliance is literally hanging on by a thread thanks to the tyrant that is Kier Starmer.

[@Pred5069]

i hate usa in RON. one time i was having a good play with spain and i owned thrid of africa and a bit of france and then usa decleared on me for no reason and he say that he needs a good military base in euro

[@Bob-z6k]

That was probably me lol

[@Alejandrodorango]

That was me as USA I think

[@liamyt8842]

Skill issuw

[@Lol14260]

Can’t tell you how many times I’ve used that as a justification lmao

[@tys1646]

In real life too😂

[@dylanlawson9097]

its okay little brother england, big brother USA is here for you

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

"But I'm more like your dad-" "Shhhhhhhh.... Have some money."

[@W.M.Pitt1]

The British Empire was the largest and most populated state in the world during WWII and the Royal Navy was the largest in the world by tonnage until 1943.

[@dylanlawson9097]

@@W.M.Pitt1 80 years ago. i wont deny that england’s military is pretty effective to this day and id argue has one of the best special forces units in the world but usa is still daddy

[@marvou6811]

​@@dylanlawson9097 this is quite possibly the cringiest thing I've ever heard

[@dylanlawson9097]

@ doesnt change the facts

[@shikashi18]

For half a second, I thought this was an actual WWII meme, cause what do you think Lend Lease was? Free money in the form of 'barrowed' assets. Xp