Clog and Jog - Almost Friday Podcast EP 33

[@itzbobz4021]

This podcast always manages to get the taste of the cold steel from my .45 out of my mouth. Happy Thursday!

[@10cam01]

I know right. my teeth were starting to turn silver

[@rilodasilo]

The safety is on, who are you doing that for?

[@kevinwilliams3449]

Y’all need to use those better help ads

[@logan8515]

That’s what the Cuervo is for

[@onlyhuman1264]

Lead poisoning is cumulative

[@itscrayshow]

There’s a tremendous amount of sexual tension between my Glock and the roof of my mouth until I see Will and Liam and their sweet troll fairy that has mastered podcast production. Very epic, good episode!

[@leisurelord6242]

Liam complementing Emily's outfit gave me the grace to forgive my dad for abandoning me when I needed him most

[@whosyourgrandpa]

My favourite part is when Will mistreats his coworkers

[@Pepperoni_Maximus]

Man I wish Will, Liam, and Emily were real people

[@CaptainStank]

I feel like Will has the clammiest hands in the room at any given moment.

[@ho2814]

Nah

[@rilodasilo]

Big ups to Emily for her best character yet!

[@Dunc110]

The low energy was absolutely fantastic it somehow just fits this pod please wear the shades every episode

[@Riley-Thurm]

Ethos. Pathos. Logos. Truly a cultured podcast.

[@aelix56]

Don't forget the ass tats

[@asfdaigjusadjfepijfadf]

and then follows up by asking what a steroid is

[@ajdavis4773]

I believe these podcasts will be used one day as a physiology project about will and Liam’s health deteriorating slowly as the episodes progress

[@luchadorkfs207]

Emily and the boys relationship Is like when the big sister is constantly being annoyed by her little brothers 😂

[@veganmeat69]

It’s the exact opposite, Will and Liam are the older brothers and Emily is the very young sister that just wants to be around them

[@erinspldng]

emily great character 10/10

[@justjosh999]

Emily, that character was amazing! Thank you for that uncomfortable laugh

[@BigPaulP]

You guys should start a segment where you finish an argument that started off the pod

[@SellLids]

Emily's character was awesome 😂

[@will5843]

emily gives major ‘your friends annoying little sister’ vibes but in a good way

[@GS03OT]

emily's best character yet

[@adambarletta1588]

the double clog in under 12 hours is sinister

[@threeNineFive0]

my favorite part is when Liam hates women

[@conorsullivan8736]

The reunion time capsule thing was gold. BANGER

[@noahdolansky4729]

Emily with a great bit, love the props

[@DougyFresh69]

Emily's character was hilarious, when she pulled out the stiff socks I cackled.

[@sirisrex7542]

alcohol and therapy sponsors are a nice touch

[@RichardThundercock]

It's a shame someone with a brilliant enough mind to stretch the hotel hair dryer to the tub would also probably use it to kill themselves

[@mivrack]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while driving your 97-year-old grandmother tomorrow 3rd Pilates class of the day

[@patrickfaracca296]

Yo Emily’s character was great.

[@kentsilva]

I really really REALLY want to see Will and Liam try Grimace’s Birthday shake… anyone else??

[@howdydoo1036]

Aged like shit pal.

[@josephmasneri3197]

Only time I laughed out loud was for Emily’s character 10/10

[@michaelosborn9138]

I liked your character Emily!!! Keep it up!!!

[@Matt_golfs]

Always a good Thursday when you start with this pod💯

[@loganmcniece5847]

These episodes feel like fever dreams

[@drizzyenemy4882]

I would have said that guy looked like a Percy Jackson fan too. Sorry I don’t remember your name but use that to keep you humble

[@cooperdalton961]

How does this emily dude not break character, shes not actually like that in real life right?? also what if you replaced her with a spider in one of those little ball things where he can walk around inside, or like a super cool shoe. just an idea, see you tonight will!

[@Matt-Sh]

the socks she whipped out lmaaooo

[@mrcattle8939]

spot on assessment saying will is percy jackson fan coded. he just looks like he would

[@frat]

Best part of waking up, is Almost Friday podcast~ - Jesus, I think

[@PenguinMasterOfficial]

holy fuck that first character skit has me in tears, it escalated so quickly lmaoo

[@kevinmcdowell11]

"Poor maid, fuckin her head got blown back to Mars" is one of the funniest lines ever said on this podcast

[@happylittlemountains3724]

I actually drink cuervo excited to support you guys and my alcoholism at once :D

[@brockwrigley8155]

Van life ROCKED

[@caked.mp4]

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t put a hat on while watching this

[@zeffery101]

oh that puking story made me remember of a cartoonish puking story that happened to me a few months ago. that ended off with me violently throwing up while driving in my moms BMW I was already feeling sick cuz of some greasy ass burgers my friends had made the night before but I had to drop my parents off at the airport at like 5am and my older brother had his door locked and we couldn't wake him up. I had maybe 2 hours of sleep. And I just felt extremely nauseous. I had gotten myself to vomit before leaving so I thought I was ok. But I was feeling sick in the car and I was trying to keep it down the whole time. After my parents had gone to the airport and I was going back home, I was thinking of where I can stop to vomit but the nausea was coming in waves. so it had gone away for a bit and I thought I could tolerate it until I got home but no, I gotten on the freeway and almost immediately I knew I couldn't hold it in. I took the first exit and tried to look for a safe area to pull over And maybe 20 seconds before I came to full stop and proceeded to violently projective vomit over myself I got into a spot and swung the door open and proceeded to do it again. Felt it in my nose and everything, it was warm and burning. I found some napkins and cleaned up myself and the seat as much as I could as it was seeping under my legs. I was still so tired when I got home, but I knew I had to clean it, so I spent like 2 hours with lysol, baking soda, and trying to read everything online to get vomit out of leather and carpet. Good news, can't even tell it happened.

[@toomanysymbols]

hey guys, i think we need a self-love worshop in here. we chant affirmative mantras and give eachother fake compliments for about 3 hours every saturday afternoon. afterwards i really feel like i'm not the worst person in the world for about 5 minutes, it's great. we are all worthy, special, cool, great, amazing, killing it in life at all times. you are worthy, never forget it 🤗🤩🥰

[@PatricHerrera]

I'm only now starting to notice how much Will sounds like Owen Wilson when he's sad. Wow.

[@yessir8859]

Stopping watching the pod during characters at work and than continuing later after a couple beers and some penjamin hits is extremely confusing for a bit 🤣

[@kd8506]

Is this episode how y’all got sponsored by tushy?

[@jayyyagustin]

“Superman with a lil bit of Tourette’s “

[@shelbymckenny2654]

Recovering Catholics represent

[@calebdouglas92]

This is the best episode

[@ronnieroberts412]

Love this podcast love you guys🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@goofydude21]

12:05 The kids name was Alex Malarkey. What a bunch of Malarkey!

[@goofydude21]

12:52 That's exactly like that Nabokov story

[@brimerwelpippy4972]

I feel like Liam didn't laugh at Emily's character because he knew it was way better than his hahaha

[@delaneygatenby7322]

Emily’s character I was not expecting… so funny

[@dunnzo410]

I love this show. I want Will to be my surrogate mother and Liam can be my cool uncle.

[@thewoolly3805]

If you get an ass tat on a lads holiday whilst drunk it’s the least funny joke for anyone not invoked but if you want a tattoo and your worried about people seeing then an ass tat isn’t cringe in my opinione

[@Moistfersure]

Will needs to start double flushing lol Also i bet emily is flushing those wipes and doesnt realize the disaster shes creating in the pipes 😂

[@juanmarcospalomo3701]

I clogged my toilet while listening to this!!!

[@boardingboyz2938]

Emily made me want to scream at my car dashboard so many times on this one

[@youneedtocalmdown420]

Emily’s character has me crying

[@seanlee8016]

You guys should do an episode where you make each others characters

[@ryanhunt1957]

Concrete Halloween needs to be a character name

[@mamamyah4433]

i want the boys to love themselves :(

[@ryanrogers7452]

no

[@atomsk_arson]

Gabo feels like a reference to the wolf boy character from dragon quest 7, but there's no way.

[@TheDemonKingMMA]

I can not wait for the possibility that Jack Harlow actually hears the song from Will and hopefully it does piss him off. Haha 😂🤣💯

[@jbest8902]

Will dresses like he’s one of the blues brothers

[@4nnunaki]

The 9/11 thing fucked me up. I was laughing when the towers fell. My mom was literally there the same day working. I still laugh. I think I need help.

[@Devinfumller]

Will Chungus is such a downer

[@ryanrogers7452]

lmao Will clogging every toilet

[@supremebeme]

Van Life was great skit guys! gg

[@wraygamma3429]

“Everytime around this year”

[@MrBuck5]

You should have the Wet Jeans podcast guys on the show

[@SIMPVTHETIC]

Emily kinda reminds me of Yoshi

[@hangriat9376]

Where did liam get his Johnston City hat?? Thats like 5 miles south of me. Drive through on my way to work

[@10cam01]

i was gonna say wash a plunger outside by the spigot but then i realized how weird it would look to other people watching wash a poop sopping plunger outside

[@97jaj]

Keep any eye out for the other 36 pop pop ash drops coming soon

[@user-hn6ld5zb5q]

10/10 boys, and Emily

[@Bambourne]

Emily's best character

[@robertlannon7549]

Liam might need an improv class or acting coach 😂

[@larrybird3775]

top podcasts 1.JRE 2.tiger belly 3.two bears 4.Almost Friday

[@almostfridaypod]

spread the word.

[@ryanrogers7452]

read all the comments hyping up Emily's character. imagine the letdown when I actually got to it

[@emilynicole8198]

Dang Wills giving some douchey vibes this episode lol love the podcast!!

[@ZTL92]

30:47 - 30:57 lost my fn mind haha

[@reedhartle1397]

What's the next movie that the viewers should watch for discussion?

[@KincaidThomas]

Hopefully one day Will can burp me while sitting on his knee….only then would i finally feel heard.

[@tht1blackgirl]

This podcast has got to be one of my greatest findings

[@officialjamwise]

These boys segc

[@fortniteburger6964]

Idk where they got that part about the kid who died and said he went to heaven admitting to lying. He is like in his 20s now and still says he went to heaven

[@soreung]

Different heaven kid I found it

[@10cam01]

Don't know where character submissions are or if you even do that anymore but a good character would be someone who's trying to make a bit or a character out of every situation . Depression, stress, happiness whatever and he just ruins the moment by trying to be funny. Basically fringe guy

[@SubliminalJ-Official]

William and the Liamster

[@yukimonski]

EMILY 1:47

[@josh1248]

why is it so low energy? I feel like they got an 1/2 an hour of sleep and they’re hungover

[@cactusheater7981]

Don’t worry Emily. My mom calls me skinny fat!

[@hallinass18]

Will is right about the hairdryer tho

[@rpica13]

podcast!!!

[@claires1063]

That Shell Silverstein bit was horrid lmao

[@iceman5994]

9:47

[@haydoncook2896]

W pod

[@goofydude21]

29:17 Not ALL of the shit

[@ryanrogers7452]

my brother in christ illmatic is not wu tang