ISSA NORMAL DAY IN RUSSIA

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[@grognak2589]

Russia is like Texas when it comes to animals. "Y'all want a tiger? How about a hyena... a bear..... a tank or let me guess. All of the above".

[@ReallyUnexplainable]

How many tigers bears and hyenas do you have in Texas? Russia is clearly like Florida.

[@yabathehut3449]

Texan here can confirm

[@Sugar-rr5dt]

The squirrels those...

[@themerchantofpueblo]

I just want some weed and a fully armored assault tank with a meth lab inside

[@wes7603]

Driving through a suburb a few weeks back and saw a full grown gemsbok just chillin in someone's backyard

[@abhimanyukhadwal]

3:42 we want a full version of Aloona dancing! Start a petition!

[@jairusphelimobrenosantos6400]

Count me in buddy

[@jays114]

SIMP

[@TechSupportDave]

@@jays114 That meme is dead. Think of a more creative insult. Oh wait you can't, your entire personality is based off of internet culture. I suppose it's not unusual lacking individuality...

[@aarsh6877]

@@TechSupportDave He's probably just a kid trying to look cool

[@majoras2700]

@@TechSupportDave simp

[@Neocoolzero]

Americans : "We like to have big cats at home" Russia: That's cute.

[@knightheaven8992]

@Salmonfaky Plot twist, it is Putin.

[@ciiiiiityt874]

Bigs cats 🐈

[@oliverv1471]

Slavs own little cats (Bears of course

[@tsuaririndoku]

Meanwhile in Japan: We have cats that u can lewd and explode

[@ciiiiiityt874]

Tsuari Rindoku huh ?

[@kurtruizjr.2929]

Aloona: You ask me if I have a bear. You see, we call them dogs. Boris: These are not dogs, they're chemically enhanced chickens.

[@goatguy9656]

My man a cientist

[@lIlzerolIll]

That ExpressVPN ad was really Entertaining though

[@roman686]

ngl I watched all of it, first time not skipping ads

[@phungnguyen610]

Like i have never watched a full sponsor part on KZbin before

[@lmnarutothelastairbender]

Agreed

[@exlibrisas]

Yup, I wanted to skip it as I do in most other videos, yet I watched it all. Love this low key depressive, sarcastic style of hers. So Slavic.

[@MauricioGMello-id9ni]

Yes, and Boris is correct: western spy can't squat like a slav do.

[@Drazeroth8]

5:04 Everybody: "A Deadly Virus" Aloona: "a deadly suuuriv"

[@DEMON_WOLF_XL]

She still said it even if it was backwards XD

[@urugulu1656]

actually i like how she purposely tries to keep the algorithm from demonitizing the video for mentioning *the thing* or annoying us with those useless banners from whatever health organization

[@royk7712]

@@urugulu1656 its not annoying, its just a reminder, they just try and get over it

[@PC_Simo]

@@urugulu1656 Under what pretext can mentioning the Coronavirus get your video demonetized. You’re just reminding people of something that’s very real. Is this Turkmenistan, where you can get arrested for mentioning COVID-19?

[@seth561]

Adloona speaks better English than Aloona, maybe SHE is the western spy

[@euridr2141]

You might be into something...

[@ZyrusSmith]

One is scripted and the other isn't...

[@kek8230]

Zyrus Smith what a smart lad

[@doomkingraye7692]

Sos

[@sear8663]

*Script*

[@somedude4805]

Those bear videos are actually really nice. Watching that girl feed her bear and them showing love for each other was a heartwarming thing to wake up to this morning.

[@antontaao69]

That amount of bears reminded me of Wojtek, the bear that was adopted by the Polish army in WW2 during the Italy campain in 1943 in Monte Cassino

[@parodyclip36]

Think he was adopted in afghanistan or Syria idk. This bear finished his life in Scotland that's a cute story

[@dennisvisser3910]

Parody Clip the bear wase from a zoo. They were orderded to kill the animals but the soldiers had spent alot of time with the bear and took him with them. And the bear started to coppy the bavior like lifting crates and that way it became a realy helpful member transporting amunation and artileryshels. It’s a cool story and at some point the bear got officially enlisted so it could stay with the campany of soldiers.

[@thomasferriez5938]

I like the Pepe plush laying on Aloona's bed, facing the ceiling, depressed XD

[@jocosesonata]

In times of darkness, the Slav Queen returns to bring light into our hearts.

[@OrchidPurple420]

She got mew room but bigger

[@petrotskycyka7178]

What about slav king boris

[@Bromvolod]

@@petrotskycyka7178 He's here too!!

[@dk-ho2fo]

SIMP

[@ovidiu666]

Simp

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Parents naming their kids Suriv increases exponentially

[@saurav3078]

My name is probably close enough, and I'm almost 20 lol

[@justtom7240]

In java, that is old name.

[@Oshawatt]

I wonder if in slavic countries there is someone who is Canadian but everyone sends them American stuff to react to

[@itsKimovichlol]

That was oddly specific

[@HBC423]

Canada doesn't exist

[@Oshawatt]

HBC423 just because Ohio took over doesn’t mean it just disappeared

[@cerebroso]

wandering is a federal offense

[@Kolket1389]

Bruh Canada and USA are the same people smh, all of them have western european ancestory (English, Irisih, French, German Dutch etc...) Most of slavic people can relate to the others just like Canadians can to Americans.... Russia just happened to be the biggest slavic country atm so most of the videos from Russia even though many of clips in "Russian compilation videos" aren't even Russain...

[@eudaeu6218]

Me on google: "How to legally buy a bear"

[@RMiz_]

I love when people actually put effort into the ads! That was great! haha

[@averagecatenjoyer8219]

Bears are just really big fluffy dogs that can absolutely fucking destroy you

[@christianchan1144]

0:04 Quick, Boris! Bring Artyom!

[@icouldntthinkofagoodname7216]

So am I just the only guy who reads anything like these, read with Boris accent?

[@maskedredstonerproz]

@@icouldntthinkofagoodname7216 nyet comrade

[@tghuiuhfg]

Aloona: i'm calling you kids from now on Also Aloona: blyat

[@porabkares]

Cats*

[@Ruzzek.]

"I call you little kids from now on.." Slav Queen: *Heavily breathing in a van*

[@silverrey7379]

Heavily breathing in a church, only problem is I'm Jewish

[@TylerLL2112]

Shalev Tiram *Heavy breathing in a Polish shower*

[@ocwpzw]

@@TylerLL2112 German shower you ment to say.

[@maskedredstonerproz]

she said little cats tho

[@dord4453]

@@ocwpzw no No

[@communismwithgiggles2515]

Aloona: Has been sponsored by both NordVPN and ExpressVPN Me: *confused screaming*

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Aloona: (Calls us little kids) But Russians are born as adult men and women

[@polvandenbleek]

she said 'little cats' tho

[@trolloftime5340]

Little katz

[@fionanaray9205]

Oh hey its you again

[@danharold5055]

Whatafaq its you again! Dude....

[@ОлександраКозлова-б6р]

Yeah, we are

[@stanspb763]

Never saw this channel before and love it....I live every day in Russia, as a foreigner, an American and never get to see bears except in the zoo or circus...I have to spend more time in Siberia I guess. Here in St Petersburg everything so normal but Russian which means more cultured, more fun and people not taking things seriously. We are out of the lockdown and clubs/bars finally opened this week, regular businesses opened a month ago and large shopping centers have not yet. We handled the pandemic without too much disruption and it seems people are resuming social activity. Russia is very social so being indoors and not in exhibitions, plays, clubs, restaurants etc every night for the last 4 months was the hardest part. I do not even know anyone who watches TV so it was internet, reading or sex....not in that order.

[@dusama9382]

Aloona : Guys leave a comment of me being a western spy... Me : i see Roberto in the mirror..

[@eudaeu6218]

Aloona: Expres VPN Me: *Laughts in Kali*

[@psychtank8681]

Just realized aloona read CV backward to avoid demon etization

[@dravischief64]

9:19 -Me transforming into my real self after virtual classes.

[@johannessonnenmann485]

Everything in Russia. Alona: I think was here.

[@juansolo9166]

It seems that Florida man has found a place to relax

[@Tanktitcian]

69 likes, i want to like but i cant

[@realshtek]

1:32 Hey, that's Anomaly

[@franzfl]

fat asperger

[@ProcTortuga]

All jokes aside, this might be the best edited video you've ever put out

[@alchemicalalek7535]

I was watching this Ukrainian girl. She called herself "Western Spy" Funniest shit I ever seen

[@theepicwizard4631]

Western spy Rick, funniest shit I have ever seen

[@alchemicalalek7535]

@@theepicwizard4631 yea lmao

[@PC_Simo]

Well, Ukraine is pretty much a Western country now, at least Western Ukraine, thanks to Poroshenko and his coup-gang.

[@alchemicalalek7535]

@@PC_Simo Aye thats for sure

[@PC_Simo]

@@alchemicalalek7535 Aye.

[@Yansworldd]

She turned herself into a pickle it was the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@ProcTortuga]

Legit thought in the Adloona bit you were holding a blowdryer

[@kazutom87]

More videos please ! Not enough content on KZbin during quarantine!!

[@Jabersson]

Adloona: *shows up* Me: "This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!"

[@maskedredstonerproz]

but one is western spy

[@cai6084]

i wasnt following the videos for a long time and just came back to see this. You are 100% funnier and now i almost don't cringe watching. tnks larionova, tnks.

[@cheekibreeki3777]

There ist not enough Puma in this video 4/pelmeni cannot recommend smh Edit: on stream inspection of my comment raises rating to 5.62 Out of pelmeni. Is indeed not Life of Boris after all

[@RC4ever]

11:00... that fucking jump scared me and made me throw my cellphone... and I'm not that easily jump-scared, geez, my heart is racing!

[@miannekahkol9556]

"Is that bad that I like this song?" Nah, it's a good song

[@NiramBG]

Aloona at 1:44 "Since I'm not leaving the house at all lately" Aloona at 1:46 literally teleports outside the house!

[@SonGoku-mj5pq]

Aloona: You are not funny, I'm funny, you're nothing Me: Yes Mistress

[@maskedredstonerproz]

be careful with that comment , some people might think you're a simp , but that doesn't comply with the definition of a simp but yeah

[@dord4453]

_S_ IMP

[@PeakFilmClipz]

Simp mode on overdrive

[@zakaryquates9335]

I don’t know how you do it, but you even manage to make your ads funny 😂

[@lightblue254]

Guys Aloona turned herself into a pickel, it was the funniest shit I ever seen

[@howdycowboy247]

your ad was so fantastically done, I immediately liked as soon as it started. great job aloona!!

[@saintsaturniidae]

"8 seconds ago" I've never been this early to anything wow

[@cyano3d]

In the bed though?

[@cyano3d]

@W1ll1am ok sir.

[@niceswan01]

@bongo kid bongo

[@richie0099]

The editing was really good 👏 I even loved the Express VPN ad very well done Aloona you’re way underrated Stay safe, thanks 😊 for bringing quality entertainment in this difficult times much love 💕.

[@mayankvats926]

Last time I was this early, the Soviet union was still around.

[@alexbuyok5215]

And its not funny

[@thesovietunion9542]

The Soviet Union is still around.

[@marcosioambrosio5286]

The last time WE WERE around

[@dord4453]

@@marcosioambrosio5286 earrape intensifies

[@boland73]

This ad read was way more creative than 90% of sponsored video ads that are out there!

[@Azrazel_qwp]

Well... Siberia is like a whole own country

[@PaulV.]

@@Jew_Gi_Oh Last gulag was closed in 1956 but ok

[@stanspb763]

Only bigger....and more beautiful

[@davidgreen5994]

My gosh, the bear with the little girl looks so gentle and sweet.

[@kemvaros5031]

That AD was content ahahahahah

[@hansentwicklung-lieutenant9801]

1:59 when you know pz is also a name of an german tank Me:Ay bLyAt

[@emanate0]

4:20 seems like that river taxi could be very free or very expensive

[@emalinu]

nice

[@crustybomb115]

the expressVPN section was hillarious... also its interesting to see another slav reacting to things happening in russia. also i think its my russian blood that bears can feel, which makes them easier to play with(when i went to canada a bear LITERALLY SAT NEXT TO ME AND GAVE ME A HUG)

[@luisalmanza119]

I left a few months ago, when Aloona was kinda awkward about the memes. I come back and Aloona has been replaced by a meme lord in her skin. I'm okay with this.

[@becidju]

Lel she's already one of memelord now you didn't know that?

[@kiraonfire08]

Honestly, Adloona was so good I wanted her to continue 😂😂

[@janithajayasinghe4148]

All jokes aside, her ad sketching has improved, Dramatically... Hired an editor?

[@Slitter_the_Dubstep]

greenscreen and out of context stock-images are just *THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN*

[@mrgopnik5964]

10:21 the cake is saying “happy legal age” greetings from Bulgaria, a fellow Slavic country where this cake is from (and no, how Aloona pronounced it is completely wrong)

[@lordnicoo3250]

You seriously didn't have to explain that...

[@BijoyKeisham]

probably the ONLy entertaining ExpressVPN ad I've ever seen...

[@pharaoh9588]

2:40 Why you surprised? *BRUH, SHE'S A WESTERN SPY*

[@TylerLL2112]

I couldn’t bear another day of not seeing an Aloona video. Thanks for uploading.

[@shamirquinones8607]

"Suriv" had me cry laughing.

[@Firewolf_Daimyo]

Im loving the ad segment this time, so well edited!

[@robertjohn4221]

Aloona: I’m not a Western spy, Russian and I don’t like wearing Adidas. Me: I relate to this girl on a deep and serious level as a German, Italian and Irish man. I’m not a Nazi, I’m not in the mob and I hate beer and Guinness

[@rugxulo]

Gesundheit, paisan: erin go bragh. 🤔

[@craig.a.glesner]

I dig the tattoo, the way it changes when you move your arm is tight.

[@sashostorys]

10:18 so is nobody going to talk about why this bulgarian cake is on "a normal day in Russia"?

[@snesguy9176]

because r/anormaldayinrussia tends to cover all former soviet countries, a more apt name would be r/crazyslavshit or something. 🤔

[@marinesinspace6253]

Everything east of Germany is Russia. Hungary, Lithuania, Czechs, Slovaks, fake names made up by Russian spies to confuse American missiles.

[@boy-412]

Good stuff, thanks for the upload.

[@krtina2508]

2:17 bruh her ping is 156

[@BlackEpyon]

Hey, I remember dial-up.

[@blackheavyblans]

Those pet teddybears were adorable :3

[@teknastyk]

Moral of the story: Move to Russia. They have friendly bears (small cats ahem.. :)

[@ismenqn5556]

the cake with (Честито пълнолетие) is from bulgaria {a true Slavic country}

[@combinestarshina-cmbs3736]

0:10 - на секунду я подумал, что она русская. Почти нет акцента. P.S. Или она русская...

[@rightman7310]

Да эмигрировала стопудово,или в детстве с родителями переехала.русский у нее чистый,а английский с акцентом аля литл биг

[@visisydandthevoid]

Yup, back to watching Aloona 🤗💜

[@rikudakumiho3590]

Wrong title "ISSA NORMAL DAY IN SOVIET RUSSIA"

[@straytonox1492]

IN MOTHER SOVIET RUSSIA YOU ARE A DAY AND THE DAY IS YOU AND WEEKS ARE YOUR FRIEND

[@pradyumnad602]

She: He is not replying to my texts! He must be cheating on me. Me and the gopniks: 4:20

[@frausmandrake9757]

I've got to admit, as I've only just returned to this channel, I like Adloona as much as her host that she was cloned from.

[@mumblegamer1188]

The ads is actually fun to watch. Good job.

[@ryanvaros8827]

Omfg!!!! ADloona knows about funky panda sundance? Blessed.

[@MrVonkliest]

If she had used a picture of Boris in front of the computer for the hacker photo it would have been EPIC.

[@MF-LXRD]

The thing about grizzly bears is if you don't keep them well-fed they will make a feast out of you!

[@paqiuman966]

We got bears in Romania too. It was a real story with two bear cubs who stole a car. I'm not sure how they did that but it happend :)))

[@titaniumfeather5000]

She's really getting better at this

[@2DVincent]

Yo I love the editing! The express VPN ad was hilarious!

[@bigboss-zs2bd]

After watching aloona video I can hear less compared to before watching her video. Thanks to her my ears don't hurt anymore when I watch her video.

[@grimoluden2693]

NOO WAYY, that Aku scarf is awesome!

[@jakosloth]

3:21 that guy sounded like he's saying "This for you bruh"

[@holybeard8116]

My new favorite KZbinr hands down

[@ВикторФирсов-е9ф]

That strange feeling when ad is better then the video itself

[@krest1151]

2:35 this is Vadya

[@WallBreakerOfficial]

Aloona: Carpet, original floor gang.

[@martoparto7167]

10:20 it is Bulgarian and the cake is made to look like Bulgarian ID

[@zer01434]

Aloona:when you have fun I have MONEY Too

[@WesleyG8857]

It's good to see that yo're doing well, Brad.

[@quantumblitz]

10:56 I actually dropped my phone trying to get out the way 😭🤣

[@Luvutoo]

The laugh track over the balloon crowd got me

[@malignant_rumor]

These bears are such good bois, I love them!

[@unkown34x33]

I screamed at the same volume as you when I saw the rat lol

[@the-treviathan]

Your english is so good!! i tried learning another language and. It’s so hard! Mad Respect Aloona.

[@уушущвзвзудудвщущщ3щ3]

Oh, my God, poor Furby.

[@adammcphee1795]

I started watching cuz u review Morris n you are cute, I've stayed cuz these videos are funny :) thumbs up from canada bud