SEC Roll Call - Week 5 - Team Evaluations...So Far (2024)

In this week’s SEC Roll Call, chaos reigns as the conference attempts a “corrective action plan” to reign in its wildest members. From Auburn casually researching buyouts and questionable coaching hires to Darth Mizz declaring his boundless power, the SEC has its hands full. Oklahoma claims “Sooner Magic,” Georgia turns in a self-evaluation (with a bite), and Tennessee sees revenge as a necessity. Even Arkansas fumbles through with no clue, while Ole Miss deploys a secret weapon to avoid tough situations.
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[@alostrich]

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[@hiiipowerbass]

NO ROCKY CHOPPERS?!?!

[@Cookoutboi]

Just ordered me a rocky chop shirt

[@RJ-fe9pu]

Fl is on point longing for the days of life in football

[@keithpumphrey9642]

I think you forgot the ROLL TIDE🐘🐘🐘

[@kvol1668]

@@hiiipowerbass There's a Rocky Chop t-shirt in there

[@garrettdixon8350]

Here after the Vandy upset. Down goes the tide

[@Trooper17055]

Oh yeah. Next roll call gonna be awesome!!

[@paleotopioneer7779]

@@Trooper17055 Does Matt send everyone on the Vandy team Little Debbies or what? They gift wrapped Week 6 for us all....

[@jeremymcafee1371]

Yep

[@g-man2228]

Pimp walk coming….🤣👊🏻🏈

[@stephaniemilligan1067]

Can not wait to see how next week goes. As a Dawg fan, couldn't happen at a better time.😂😅

[@MrsAlmaTrumble]

I look forward to these every week. I'm so glad everything is okay with you and your family, Matt. You're my favorite Southerner. Shhh, don't tell the others.

[@shanefrederick7731]

Well said

[@SM-jw1vv]

Think you mean "Southerner" but I'm sure the message is well received. Kinda weird to discount all other southerners though.

[@MrsAlmaTrumble]

@@SM-jw1vv thanks, I fixed it. I'm from the South and can proudly say Matt's my favorite Southerner.

[@doughoback5226]

Amen!

[@jrgm5382]

Every single week too🫡

[@eaglescout1984]

Dolly Parton is too busy helping the Appalachians recover to be on SEC Roll Call this week.

[@BrandonGaddis-og1rc]

Hope she brings them much relief. 👏🏻

[@moonkenzie]

Literal angel

[@janmillerstopmotion]

❤

[@allens9907]

Dolly donated 2 million dollars today our region.

[@richstex4736]

@@allens9907 Is Dolly an angel from Heaven?

[@ethanjennings2688]

“Revenge is not fun. It is necessary.” is one of the best lines to describe Tennessee.😂

[@thedreadtyger]

ehh, it's kinda fun too GB🟠

[@themortgagepilot4975]

100% :)

[@jaydthamotivator]

@@themortgagepilot4975 Amen! GBO!

[@stupidhead51]

Truth brother

[@CharlesSmith-pu3wp]

Make no mistake; it's not revenge we're after, it's a reckoning.

[@DavidLopez-lo5te]

After this weekend, Vandy should get the next episode all to themselves!

[@alexisb7603]

Can A&M get an honorable mention for slapping around Mizzou? 😂

[@DavidLopez-lo5te]

@alexisb7603 As I watched us clobber Mizzou, I was thinking about Roll Call and SEC Shorts, then Vandy goes and does the unthinkable!

[@alexisb7603]

@@DavidLopez-lo5te And Arkansas pulled off the upset over Tennessee! I cannot wait for this week's episode 😂

[@etiennesmith6515]

Bring back the VanderBot!

[@Heartwing37]

The swagger is real!!! 😂

[@davyboy9397]

Texas evaluating the SEC is so on point. Vandy almost got me a little emotional, not gonna lie. They are a real team with real emotions and at least a dozen fans

[@loyevangelists]

Dozens of fans. Some of them come to the games sometimes

[@sherisouth5963]

No! With literally dozens of fans!

[@TheRayfield77]

Maybe a bakers dozen.

[@samwoods3430]

HOOK'EM

[@davyboy9397]

@@samwoods3430 Y'all have one job to do this year. Beat the absolute brakes off of UGA when they come to town. Please for the love of the SEC, don't fail us

[@GAMarine137]

The Ole Miss fake injuries were hilarious. They need to hire an on-staff acting coach.

[@random2829]

I think Ronaldo Cristiano is not busy at the moment!

[@MatthewWinter-wp1dd]

CAN SOMEONE DEAL WITH THESE INJURIES, IT MAKES THE EGG BOWL HARD

[@realwickedbrew]

We keep telling everybody. We don't want to do this, but you let us, so we will keep on doing it until you stop us.

[@Truth_Seeker95]

@@realwickedbrew”we don’t want to cheat, but since they’ve not came out with an appropriate punishment for aforementioned hypothetical cheating, we’re gonna continue cheating to take away your schematic advantages and try to steal the momentum away from the team what’s about to beat our teeth down our throat if we don’t cheat, so of course we’re going to cheat” Fixed it for ya

[@andrewofknox]

And everyone thought Tennessee was crazy for throwing mustard at them when they did this a few years back

[@gregdeandrea1450]

I... Can't... WAIT for next week's episode.

[@johnlach2199]

That is what I came on here today to say.

[@starsarenumber1]

Me: feverishly refreshing the KZbin page

[@gregdeandrea1450]

3:10 "I DESPERATELY wish... That I knew." I'm dead. Love to the family Matt.

[@TheRayfield77]

I mean.... aTm is atop the SEC standings right now. Not a bad place to be.

[@matthewwallace1143]

Best line in this whole thing

[@davidwebb3407]

Very accurate assessment.

[@Forrestwhittle]

MIZ

[@AMAggie07]

I feel this in my soul.

[@aaronpennington2623]

Florida in a bathrobe just praying for it to end is so on point

[@Chrispymedia]

Fr lol 😭😭😭

[@Tadicuslegion78]

"Anyone seen Georgia?" "He was last seen dragging a case of bourbon and a case of coke into the Waffle House. He's on his 39th plate of Smothered and Covered."

[@cynthiarafferty7662]

Da Dawgs be sleepin'! Roll Tide Roll!

[@katarh]

@@cynthiarafferty7662 I said I was going to endure the slings and arrows and Roll Tides with grace until Georgia won another game. That SHOULD be this weekend against our mutual enemy Auburn. Pray for our victory, that we uphold your SoS and defeat our most hated common foe.

[@DebbieHerbert]

@@katarh you got it!

[@TheUltraMagaDawg]

⁠bless your heart… y’all are lucky we were sleepin that first half. Row Tahd!! Cousin kissers….🤬🤬

[@greencat1849]

​@@cynthiarafferty7662 still roll tide?

[@davyboy9397]

Omg, LSU looked totally befuddled at the end there 😂🤣 He isn't sure why he is here, just like the fanbase at an 11 am game in Death Valley

[@RushFanatic87]

No lies detected! 😂😂😂

[@brianpack5479]

That's not befuddled, that's heatstroke.

[@laurenspring1628]

What game was in Death Valley?

[@RushFanatic87]

@@laurenspring1628 the UCLA game. It was an afternoon kickoff and the high was around 97° with ~80% humidity. Heat index around 108° with no wind to move the air. People were passing out on the east side of the stadium from heat stroke.

[@ChrisinOSMS]

At least South Alabama plays on the same latitude as LSU. Go Jags!

[@westflorencefball]

“The Darius Rucker Nunchucker” quite literally put me in tears 🤣🤣🤣

[@alostrich]

I wanted to build one but I'm not ruining my good Hootie CD's. Also, I'm also not allowed to use the hot glue gun anymore.

[@westflorencefball]

@@alostrich fair enough. Sounds like a couple of valid reasons to me!

[@dglenn29301]

If someone doesn't come to the S.Carolina-Ole Miss game with the Darius Rucker Nunchucker I'll be throughly disappointed...

[@stupidhead51]

@@alostrichnot the glue gun lol

[@aaronpennington2623]

Once you use the Darius Rucker Nunchucker you get to let them cry

[@bradleymcwilliams6348]

Hmmm... Seems 0:14 didn't age well, as in didn't age 24 hours well...

[@Heartwing37]

Yeah!!! 😂😂😂

[@cyb0lt]

"Sooner magic." Totally nailed it.

[@cecilwilson1435]

That's about all they have, including a unicorn horn

[@bobbernard8331]

During Arkansas I thought he was going to say "I've got to hand it to you"....because I can't pass it to you! Bahahahaha

[@nautifella]

_(next week)_

[@michaelmelcher4858]

And the pen fumble bro that was hilarious

[@aaronlopez492]

4:38 "with literally dozens of fans". A most accurate statement.

[@Velomarke]

We are all Vandy fans now.

[@seanmcgowan4842]

I have no rooting interest in the SEC and I still watch these every week. So freaking good.

[@cynthiarafferty7662]

So, you're NOT a college football fan, eh? Roll Tide Roll!

[@seanmcgowan4842]

@@cynthiarafferty7662cool, yeah your football team is good, we all know. Congrats on your impactful contribution to their success Let me tell Matt he’s awesome in peace

[@jay144k]

I always cheer against the SEC but I still enjoy these.

[@belindagonzales814]

Same! 😂

[@sandraspears6389]

lol, if yo happened to know anything about these teams it would be so much funnier!

[@gershsgaming8673]

I don't watch any of SEC football, but I am unreasonably invested in this series.

[@crtuneman]

I lost it at the SIP fake injury. And Texas evaluating the SEC was brilliant. Another great episode Matt. Well worth the wait.

[@DMS-pq8]

Only way the SEC will learn

[@robynator4168]

Dozens of fans. Some of who come to the games sometimes. The truth does hurt sometimes. 😉

[@smallmetalowl3209]

Today, 49 states are Vandy fans.

[@DK-hg7wj]

4:43 Texas evaluating the SEC is accurate 😂😂😂

[@SBaker-yu8rg]

Can't wait for Roll Call this week after Vandy's upset of the year!

[@paulwalsh5210]

Yes! Thank you for the SEC roll call. I'm here in S.C day 7 still no power and been looking forward to this all week

[@kristiwatt8134]

Prayers to you

[@neilray9357]

Thoughts and prayers to everyone affected by Helene! 🙏🙏🙏🙏💯

[@Jessica_Roth]

What is up with Dominion? We have more people without power than any other state? I'm in the Midlands, so it was "only" 44 hours off here, but that's still triple time for any other outage I've had. Best wishes and hang in there.

[@paulwalsh5210]

@Jessica_Roth we got rocked in Edgefield. Massive storm damage. Power company said I should have power by this Wednesday

[@Jessica_Roth]

@@paulwalsh5210 12 days seems insane, but at least you have a date now.

[@jonjon737]

I literally jumped back in my seat and almost spit out my tea when U(sic)GA started barking! 🤣

[@cynthiarafferty7662]

I bet Kirby's backside is sore this week from the alumni kicking him AND the team awake! "Sleepy" Dawgs! Roll Tide Roll! We gave them their 3rd loss. Big AL is kryptonite to da Dawgs!

[@TheRayfield77]

@@cynthiarafferty7662 Yeah I bet we had you questioning that towards the end of the 4th though.

[@cynthiarafferty7662]

@@TheRayfield77 No. I knew BAMA would win the game. It was exciting and a nail biter but always remember GA only led for 23 seconds the entire game and a 17 year old ran away with the ball.....for the winning TD. That's how BAMA plays....to the end stomping on their opponents. Roll Tide Roll!

[@HercuLync]

​@@cynthiarafferty7662 That GA ever took the lead after that first quarter was embarrassing. Alabama stopped playing after the half until they realized they actually could lose. Roll Tide, but GA showed their excellence when they came back and hopefully the Bama team learned some lessons from that. Roll Tide.

[@yeehawstrength8315]

Having gone through pregnancy issues myself the last couple weeks, hearing what’s going on with you hits close Matt. Glad everyone is okay! So happy this dropped!

[@Michael-gu5kl]

Hope everything goes well with your pregnancy and also from an Army Veteran THANK YOU for your service and your going to be AWESOME PARENTS!

[@alostrich]

Hang in there! Finish line is in sight. We'll be back to those sleepless newborn nights in no time

[@chrisuncleahmad789]

“How much….. Hugh Freeze buyout? 21 million! That’s not too bad”

[@C.Bourne]

Better than Florida's!

[@ricdreacts]

Better than what we paid Muschamp to leave.

[@theknightswhosay]

I remember my Florida friend being super excited when they got rid of Muschamp. 😅

[@chris_081]

Vandy is about to have the best episode ever!!!

[@steelhammer103]

Was 100% worth the wait. I'm glad everything is okay!

[@jamesrea8314]

Comedy gold every week man thank you so much, as a ducks fan it brings me peace to know it’s all across the board 😂 my team is flying by the seat of its pants but just have to say mizzou is my favorite each week 🤣

[@JL-sm6cg]

Let me be the first to say I CANNOT WAIT for next week's SEC Roll Call! BRING! BACK! VANDY-BOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UPDATE: It seems I'm not the first to say it, but it doesn't change my feelings!

[@The_Charlie_Whiskey]

Can't wait to see this week's Roll Call. Music City Massacre!

[@abh85313]

Yes!!!!!!!

[@Tigerh8r]

OMG the next one will be crazy! Bama Vandy, Miz/A&M, just wow! I can’t wait! 😊

[@mitchtillison]

As an OU fan, I am new to Roll Call. So glad to be here. You are the best.

[@orwell2020]

As a Floridian but not a UF grad, I ❤ how you are portraying the Gators.

[@donjackson5522]

As a Florida fan, I want one of those robes.

[@paleotopioneer7779]

@@donjackson5522 I think you can get one at the Waldo fleamarket

[@daltonmuckenfuss9620]

Just wait till we land Kiffen and some world class Coordinators from other major programs. That roll call is going to be LIT

[@skaughtmc6591]

@@daltonmuckenfuss9620please no…

[@daltonmuckenfuss9620]

@skaughtmc6591 Oh, it's coming. And I have a spicy prediction on who the OC could be and who he might bring with them...

[@kaciepeer3735]

So glad the fake knee injury made the roll call! 😂 Go Cats!

[@eddiewatson694]

Can’t wait for Week 6. Have fun with the Vandy over Bama upset, and the Hogs over the Vols!

[@blakmajik15]

I've never been more excited for a video than I am for Roll Call - Week 6

[@eddiewatson694]

Matt, another great one this week! I followed you before the Longhorns came into the SEC, but now that we are here it is truly fun to be a stakeholder in your comedy. You have a brilliant way of capturing the personality of each university’s team. Keep up the great work.

[@carylboyet832]

Yes LSU is sweating because it is still SUMMER in Baton Rouge.

[@CriscoSZN]

As a student at the University of South Carolina, you do a perfect job at capturing how we feel! Always love the videos!

[@ZamirStills]

PLEASE give South Carolina a night SEC game. They’re getting violent. (Also, I think it’d be fun.)

[@davidfence6939]

Maybe TAMU?

[@Rockabilly78704]

As a life long Texas fan, I love the way you guys portray Texas. Texas evaluating the SEC is spot on. Also...y'all better play that Bevo Christmas Special.

[@Michael-gu5kl]

Thanks for this Matt and I HOPE that Mom and Baby are doing well! Take care and have a great weekend!

[@jeremydavis5683]

OU Alum here and I’m proud of you for waiting this long to toss in 0:59 “Sooner Magic”, that said… the “You beat Auburn cause… it’s Auburn” made me truly feel at home in the SEC for the first time! Allowing a win from the claws of defeat to be a dig at Auburn was wonderful! 🤣🤣

[@erikab233]

As an A&M fan, that is exactly how I feel. As soon as you said two write-ups, I knew it would be the Aggies. Had me laughing so hard.

[@ccass7329]

I can’t wait until roll call drops this week. Three undefeated teams went down.

[@Chewie1138]

Bless LSU's gumbo-soaked heart. And glad the family is doing well, Matt.

[@grondhero]

0:31 *Auburn:* Where is Art Briles? *A:* He's at TCU. And you're more than welcome to take him. The sooner (non OU) the better.

[@marcgordon3462]

Glad everything is good with you and the family

[@nate_stewart4]

i wouldn't call kentucky's defense mid-tier, worth the wait though! love to the family ❤️

[@jshain4117]

Yeah, that comment didn't really make sense considering Kentucky's 4th in the conference in total defense and I believe they're 9th in the country in it.

[@niki2262]

I'm curious if he meant to say offense? THAT would make more sense.

[@bluewildcat4815]

Please tell me about the only one who thinks that SEC rollcall is literally the greatest thing to watch. I love this series and I hope it will never ever end until I was 6 feet in the ground standing at those pearly gates SUC roll off forever, please Matt.

[@SWMTravels]

Love the Texas reaction!!

[@amandachilds5290]

WORTH THE WAIT!! Died at Ole Miss and LSU. Adore the spunk of OK. Feel your pain Miss. State 😢 Hunker Down Dawgs! 🎉Finish Strong. You came back in the game, now comeback the Season with WINS...yes it's a Jack's sauce BUT can also be a MOTTO. ❤Matt, ❤ Jack's ❤mom and Baby ❤Dawgs❤SEC

[@amandachilds5290]

We cheered harder for VAndy than UGA today and it was Homecoming 😊❤🎉⚓

[@lizfinch1470]

GO VOLS! GO SEC ROLL CALL! Great work, Matt! Prayers for you & your family.

[@letsdostuff7767]

As an A&M fan watching this on the following Saturday with us beating Mizo 24-0 at halftime….this was enjoyable….. And I hope this comment ages well…..

[@letsdostuff7767]

It aged well….

[@nathanielreik6617]

It aged very well

[@mojoschmee9320]

I got to say...as a Longhorn fan, and thus a freshman SEC fan... this weekly Roll Call has rapidly become one of my favorite things to look forward to after post game.

[@Sealambert]

0:49 On a contrary, everyone is out to get Mizzou 😂

[@cindyragsdale2144]

Yeah! But they will overcome! But I know nothing about SEC football, so take that for what it's worth.🤷

[@jusry144]

Waiting for SEC roll call each week is one of my high points. And I'm a Clemson fan. Happy that you and your family are safe as well!

[@PatrickFay-n7g]

Man, we’re just happy if you’re safe and alright.

[@bigjeffe7892]

Next weeks roll call going to be a all time banger

[@baysooner5745]

The Sooner Magic jazz hands were amazing. I am going to adopt that everytime I say that phrase😂😂😂😂

[@topofidahotravel]

"Oh, Vandy You came and made it to over time, but Mizzou sent you away Oh, Vandy"

[@amandachilds5290]

CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT ROLL CALL -- YOUR EMOTIONAL VANDY LAST VIDEO IS GOING TO FEEL THE ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@natr3980]

Thanks!

[@OSUBeaver03]

3 undefeated SEC teams lose in the same week! I root for upsets just for this channel!

[@codyearnestt]

Always super excited to watch these every week, but after today I am so extremely excited for the week 6 roll call

[@stevejohnson6248]

Sooner Magic was spot on lol.

[@Corrections101]

0:57 As a Sooner, I love these videos because jokes land and make all fan bases laugh 😅😅😅

[@CountCulture27]

I'm glad to see you back, Matt. I hope all is well. You are a true blessing to me and my family.

[@amandachilds5290]

TN should've taken that pamphlet! 😂

[@m.c.martin]

Texas A&M took what you said personally and are destroying Missouri 34-7 (3rd quarter) right now

[@jayboogie7956]

Matt's versions of Florida and North Carolina need their own KZbin channel, whether its cooking, calling plays, movie reviews etc 🤣🤣🤣

[@scottdavis3681]

Darth Mizz is my favorite by far. Bring “Rocky Top Intensifies” back!

[@KeenanMoore-nh4gb]

One word: Arkansas

[@woltersworld]

Boy that Bama and Mizzou review aged like milk. I think Mizzou's mask needs to change to Kylo Ren now :)😂

[@random2829]

Middle of the day in Baton Rouge IS pretty brutal - until about December. 😀

[@juliayoung537]

I can't wait to see how you are going to figure out this week with Alabama, Vandy, Tennessee, Mizzou etc 🤣😎❤️

[@nutinbutheart]

Completely nailed LSU 😂

[@predictorbibulous3327]

Oh how the turns have tabled....

[@EvaMatthewsS-h9t]

The effort you put into this really shows!

[@christianboekhout3475]

Bot thot

[@chadsimpson9757]

I’m really looking forward to this week’s. Had to be the most anticipated sec roll call ever

[@chairmenoftheboredroom]

This weeks Roll Call is gonna be WILD

[@chrisjones9071]

Watching this after the Saturday slate of games is amazing. Holy Vandy

[@garyfrancis7692]

“Forcing you to play in the middle of the day……. “. No kidding!!! No more day games!!!one person put it right when they say LSU are like vampires, they only come out at night. That concrete stadium can fry an egg during September

[@chrislockwood9776]

I’ve been watching you for years. Both your analyses and characterizations are amazing, and they continue to get better all the time. Keep doin what you’re doin!

[@cade2277]

literally every sec skit show loves the kentucky basketball joke. Like we get it.

[@EricArmstrong-vo6dp]

It’s getting old.

[@FleurdeLouis]

Dude I know you're quality because of how accurately you got the Vandy existential angst. We're here, we're real, and our existence is usually pain. Which is why this week is so, so sweet.

[@timothylong880]

Good to see ya Matt!!! God Bless you and your family sir!!! We all Love You!!!!

[@chrisjohnson7039]

✝💜🙏🏾Thank you Matt, praying for peace and safety for the family

[@moody6814]

I tell ya, the SEC has never felt more like home 🤘

[@kodaballard1620]

I love these things and how spot on my team is portrayed . Go Hawgs 🐗

[@cavonnaholcomb943]

Thank you Matt for bringing to light that Layne Kiffin needs to hire a new acting coach!!!😂😂😂

[@FaceBook-il8iw]

i am expecting the wildest SEC roll call ever this week. i love your videos every single week.. you make me crack up…. but what the actual HECK happened this weekend. roll tide😔

[@wesleymickles7284]

Matt Mitchell with another banger. Glad to hear your family is doing well.

[@joshclay1926]

After this Vandy upset I expect week 6 to be the best ever episode.

[@henrylee09]

I’m so hyped for it

[@Michael-gu5kl]

DARTH MIZZ can and will NEVER be STOPPED!

[@guadacoma]

I wish it wasn’t true but the hapless Aggies will probably beat you tomorrow, but I will be cheering for you.

[@woobrahamlincoln6696]

@@guadacoma Well... the foreshadowing of an ass whipping, now you're to blame

[@nathanielreik6617]

This aged like milk

[@breakingbacon658]

Hey I’m just happy the Sooners won a single SEC game. That was one game above my expectations

[@ritaruff9696]

Middle of the day in Baton Rouge! Noooooo!

[@shawncollins1364]

Thank you. We hope all is well with you and your family. Thank you for taking the time to give us some laughs. Let's keep helping our neighbors here in East Tennessee and North Carolina. Even though that's ACC country.