Welcome to the SEC

With Texas and Oklahoma's official entry into the greatest conference in collegiate athletics just months away, I've taken the liberty of compiling a very basic introductory-level course known as SEC 101.

[@alostrich]

SEC Roll Call shirts and hats are now available - gettinplaceshop.com/collections/all

[@dannichols5010]

Any chance for getting tall sizes added to the shirts? I'd love an SEC Roll call shirt but you don't have talls. 😥

[@timhensley3695]

GO BLUE!!!!!

[@beaksters]

@@timhensley3695GO BUCKS!!!

[@cwith4951]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@zophix-5741]

I would love to see OU and Texas fans handing out "It just means more" shirts to the SEC teams they hand an L to this year. Now that would be hilarious.

[@SuperDuperHappyTime]

“Get used to Rocky Top, because it’s all their band knows how to play.” Oklahoma: “My long lost brother…”

[@tyreek.6815]

SEC teams better not let Texas get touchdowns because they will play the living hell out of that fight song.😂😂😂

[@shelleychandler4094]

We do tend to play "Boomer Sooner" an awful lot, as well. Good thing we love that song!

[@anthonytippett5997]

I don’t have a problem with Tennessee. I’m looking forward to the OU Tennessee rivalry.

[@therealstuffedzebra]

Oklahoma has some history with Tennessee so we’re familiar with Rocky Top…

[@MarsellusWallace2024]

I’ll say this much about Tennessee; what the hell kind of fight song sings about telephone bills?! 🤦 Get an ACTUAL fight song.

[@j_atkinson]

Only a true Auburn fan can understand the depths of Auburn's rivalry with itself!

[@jeremyyeargin3773]

A rivalry as old as their rivalry with Georgia

[@helenel4126]

Yeah, it's like they don't want to use up that toilet paper they've stored away.

[@cameronbaker2891]

We call it Auburn being Auburn lol. War damn

[@thelastjohnwayne]

Auburn Football always bringing forth defeat from the hands of Victory

[@harrisjordan7492]

Auburn football is simultaneously capable of delivering the most insane, memorable, odds defying, record setting, and season shattering plays and wins While also delivering the dumbest, most shocking, aggravating, and painful losses and blunders. Auburn football has more ups and downs than the friggin Himalayas.

[@nickkyg]

'They been playing with dead alligators for 3 years now' 😂😂

[@ricky_peck_9438]

as a Georgia fan I approve this message

[@JeffGoldblumsChest]

As a Florida fan, I chuckled... it's either that or break down 😅

[@user-mg3nc6iu8t]

After this "toughest schedule in college football" season, there will only be one way to go----UP. Go Gators!

[@Decade_of_the_Dawg]

In all fairness to Florida, all SEC animals play dead when it comes to those Dawgs.

[@jerryc3050]

Florida gets no break in SEC land.

[@pscwplb]

In fairness to Da Coach O, that one year of fun was probably the most fun LSU has ever had. Maybe it helps that we're the only people in the country that can understand him.

[@TM-xr5ue]

I miss Coach Eaux! BK is boring as a PAC whatever game.

[@pscwplb]

@@TM-xr5ue he's also a legitimately terrible person with a body count.

[@Tijuanabill]

@@pscwplb Which is weird, for an offensive coach.

[@michaelb1478]

I’m glad we have BK now but I wouldn’t trade 2019 for anything.

[@1sh1kll9]

That team was the best college team I’ve ever seen. That includes the Miami and Nebraska teams.

[@rinzor]

SEC Roll call is the thing I most look forward to in joining the conference this fall. Thanks, Matt!

[@donjackson5522]

You have now expanded your footprint to include Oklahoma and Texas.

[@cconnell7009]

To be fair, he’s been including OU and Texas already in most of his skits. This should be a good fit for everyone. I have OU going 3-5. And Texas going 6-2. Sooner alum for what it’s worth.

[@rinzor]

@@cconnell7009 yes! And that’s why I have been loving them more and more. Ouch on the predictions, but probably more realistic than I’m willing to believe… Sooner alum here too, Boomer Sooner!

[@slwalling]

Same!

[@thedickens6490]

​@@cconnell7009 Welcome! We hate all things orange here in the SEC! Tigers, too, if that's your jam

[@V0ltron]

As a South Carolina fan... that's it.. that's all I came here to say.

[@alostrich]

Hang in there, bud

[@lordneeko]

😭😭😭​🐓

[@CalvinHavener]

When College football becomes its own thing, that is when USC will matter again. Both basketball teams ranked, Baseball team ranked. We will get there.

[@exomake_mehorololo]

​@@CalvinHavenerright now we have 12 sports ranked! Forgot which ones... Men's tennis is great I hear

[@hillvolfan]

Keep wearing those wristbands and it will turn around ...

[@papajiggly]

But... Ed Orgeron is like a bayou siren. You might not know what he is saying, but his voice makes him impossible to dislike.

[@mikeyfoofoo]

Because everyone likes the sound of a box of rocks talking. ; )

[@michaelanderson9796]

Hummdsadgnvsrhhzdnvsukcsgj. Shisdrfhjjchhugugzgjhfhuhh. Huhhuhdf. Unga bunga.

[@22busy43]

The Voldemort referee was a nice touch. 😂

[@kingnuthin44]

I thought I recognized Marc Curles from somewhere else…

[@penneyreed7316]

As a sooner fan, thank you for the warm, encouraging welcome to the SEC. I LOVE the placement you chose for the Golden hat! I was doing horns down at the sight of "a certain orange logo" it warms my heart to hear you say the hand gesture with reign Supreme. Looking forward to our new rivalries

[@BuzzLiteworth]

Well hell Ewes threw the ball to y’all’s receivers every time and you guys still barely won. That’s why the gold hat is on y’all’s side. Member the year before…49-0..funny that shutouts is never brought up 🤣 Hell sooners don’t even have enough combined brain power to come up with their own hand sign..they just altered ours 🤘 What’s Oklahoma known for? For NOT being Texas 🤘Hook ‘Em🤘

[@shevellelewis4510]

​@@BuzzLiteworthnaw, he had the ball taken from him

[@aaronlopez492]

"Michigan are the champs but remember you got caught cheating multiple times "now that that's out the way, yes every body cheats but we've never been caught. That would make us the champ's of not getting caught. Now that's the most reasonable thing I've ever heard about the subject.😂 Awesome Matt

[@joeym5243]

Mississippi 👀👄👀

[@CarlaJenkinsTV]

Everyone does cheat and Meatchicken's stuff is going away.

[@Bronfps]

@@joeym5243we haven’t cheated since Hugh freeze

[@yesher12]

"Show me a team that's winning and I'll show you a team that's cheatin!"

[@NeoKenshin]

Man this upcoming season of SEC Roll Call is gonna be downright hilarious!

[@jayr.3720]

Arkansas fans would like to welcome Texas with a whole lotta hell to raise. 32 years ain't long enough to forget 🤘👇

[@bigzm9266]

I may be a penn state fan, but i beg, please make texas eat shit when you play them. remember, they are the reason for all this realignment

[@DMS-pq8]

56-23 all time record so beware what you wish for

[@CullenRTerry]

Considering the state of Arkansas football, _good luck_

[@PHXNKVHXLIC]

Considering Arkansas continues to pay Sam Pittman based on him being a “good guy” doesn’t make me worry one bit

[@jthiel0711]

@@DMS-pq8 Hell ya brother. Hook'em!

[@toddseales8222]

That Paul Finebaum vs reason is definitely an ongoing battle.🤣😂

[@realwickedbrew]

Reason lost LOOOOOOOOOOOONG ago

[@NiceHandTick]

Finebaum is a weasel

[@TheSpreadCFB]

As a Ole Miss fan I’m just happy to be tasting some success and thankful for Lane Kiffin Welcome Oklahoma

[@linewarbr]

lol the Spirit Halloween sign on Bryant-Denny 😂

[@danatkinson6698]

Darth Missou has been suspiciously absent!

[@wearespoke]

He’a busy plotting his revenge against OU from the 07 and 08 big 12 championship game. He feeds on your hatred and anger.

[@LuigiL75]

I was looking for him too...

[@SuperDuperHappyTime]

They were right. The team with the Gold M did win the whole thing

[@cakensteak]

Mizz could be behind the changes. 3 adjacent states...

[@adzisme]

The inclusion of OU and Texas only helps Mizzou from a revenue standpoint; those games will be sellouts in Columbia, and will provide Mizzou two excellent rivalry games from the old Big 8 and 12.

[@ladym6738]

These videos as soooo good. Thanks for keeping it clean AND funny. Big smiles.

[@gevans446]

That dead alligator line was priceless.

[@EFergDindrane]

We LSU fans may be drunk (weirdly, I don't drink), but at least our gators are alive. :p

[@1sh1kll9]

Not when Jacob and pops are around. That was a good show.

[@georgedouglas3456]

I was hoping for a downward pointing horns reference, love it!

[@hlaroux]

I really don't know how this got started. I don't know a single longhorn fan that cares about horns down.

[@Birdbike719]

We mostly laugh at everyone who uses it even when they're not playing Texas ( talking about you A&M and ou.)

[@malikgarland1853]

@@hlarouxIt started because a Texas player made a hand gesture against Texas Tech during a game mocking the finger guns. The player was flagged for that. Opposing players were not flagged for throwing the horns down. The complaining started because other schools weren’t penalized for the horns down, but Texas was penalized for doing the same thing to another school. It was never about Longhorns caring about the disrespect, it was all about the unfairness with officiating.

[@Doug-lw5gf]

@@hlaroux 🙄

[@roberthunter5059]

As an Arkansas fan, I'll have to practice that certain hand gesture a bit, but I'm sure it'll come back to me.

[@TheCJTok]

Going back to the SWC days.

[@Zanraid]

matt forgot to add bobby petrino to the list of who not to hire with coach O. dont hire (or for the love of god dont rehire) bobby.

[@davidhatfield1930]

I can't wait for them to complain about it as I have to imagine every student section across the SEC will be doing it.

[@reamrkj1125]

​@Zanraid I'd like to nominate Butch Jones to the list, but I'm not sure we really have to.

[@collegebro85]

To clarify, NO Texas fan has ever complained about the gesture…it has only been 2 coaches that we do not associate with, and we actually encourage you to continue throwing up or down the Horns to remind us you can’t get enough of us 🤘🏼🤨🤘🏼

[@shamas.7823]

As a Georgia fan I really appreciate your mentioning of Kirby dealing with dead Gators - perfect!

[@hello-rq8kf]

watch your tone we'd chomp up any dawg if we could remember how to play defense

[@Porg_Sith_Lord]

As an OU fan and native, thanks for the briefing. We will be sure to gladly give back all the flack that comes our way. Just look no further then r/cfb and you’ll see all kinds of colorful language the Sooner faithful put out there. Horns down forever, baby!

[@johnpaulmccain4668]

TUCK FEXAS FOREVER

[@ajevans1422]

We all love Reddit

[@timothyguinn8315]

I don't think the SEC is ready for the constant loop that is Boomer Sooner. It may give Rocky Top a run for its money. This is coming from a Tennessee band alum.

[@VolcanoGroupie]

Completely agree. Has anyone counted the number of times the OU band plays Boomer Sooner during a game?

[@ajevans1422]

@@VolcanoGroupiewho will be the Mariah Carey of the SEC?

[@mintz9782]

Rocky top will always be home sweet home to meeeee

[@saraho8540]

I think boomer sooner is every 3rd play, an Oooooklahoma is every 4th play.

[@jwmcniel]

What about Texas A&M and the Patton soundtrack on loop?

[@thelastjohnwayne]

Thank you Matt I needed a funny SEC Football video. It is a long wait between January and September

[@woltersworld]

Looking great Matt. Loved the video. My wife got me (and the whole family) to be Georgia and SEC fans. Wife loses it when people bad mouth SEC 😂 it is hilarious

[@alostrich]

Thanks man! And tell your wife thank you for defending the SEC’s honor against what I’m sure were BIG10 fans

[@woltersworld]

you are correct... and where we live they keep asking her if she is a Green Bay fan with her RED AND BLACK Georgia sticker on her car (well both of our cars). Oh that sets her off :) I am sure she would love to help out on a "Southern Stuck in the Midwest" video :) Have a good one. @@alostrich

[@realwickedbrew]

@@woltersworld I would just have assumed she was a Grambling State fan...

[@Eseseso494]

Matt is a treasure!

[@adamhuckfeldt2895]

The Spirit Halloween sign on Alabama's stadium is pure gold (chef's kiss)

[@troyszymanski]

Legitimately can't wait to see the horns down at games UT isn't playing in. You'll know we've arrived if this becomes as popular in the SEC as it was in the B12 🤗🤘

[@Nathan-ct9eh]

Oh, welcome to the SEC now - UT is the university of Tennessee. You know, the one that came first, and made sure Texas wasn't the U of North Mexico? Yeah, that was the literal volunteers 😏

[@Doug-lw5gf]

@@Nathan-ct9eh Oh this is going to be fun!

[@markwegener3064]

Sit down rookie. Know that on your first trip to Baton Rouge, you and your band will be in the upper deck with vertigo and a nose bleed

[@troyszymanski]

@@markwegener3064 bro I can’t wait. might be a while but i’ll see you there when it happens. and hit me up when you come to atx, i’ll buy you a brewski

[@benjaminguzman3428]

A wise man once said, "HORNS DOWN"

[@tyreek.6815]

Please keep doing it. Do to false narratives Texas fans actually love it

[@benjaminguzman3428]

@@tyreek.6815 UT fans love anything that gives them attention

[@Bronfps]

@@tyreek.6815 their basketball coach almost had to have a safe space because of it

[@kimberlysingleton2205]

@@benjaminguzman3428 It amuses us that all the other teams have so little identity of their own that the best they can do is turn our sign upside down. 😎🤘🏽

[@schadowolf]

So many great one liners! Another great video Matt!

[@ericlucas7832]

The ref thing is pretty accurate. I remember watching two different Bama games; in one the ref tripped a player (about to tackle a Bama player) on the side line. In the other the ref straight up tackled a player (about to rip off a few yards on Bama). "He ran into me." Like, no, you straight up ran down the field and tackled him.

[@gdvanc]

Crap, we were hoping the officiating would be better here.

[@storm7586]

your refs are not even close to as bad as the ones in the big 12

[@Doug-lw5gf]

@@storm7586 Somebody already brought up the Oregon refs, excuse me, the “Pac 12” refs.

[@rjchavers9267]

God bless the Auburn vets. They are truly life savers. 💛 But that's the only nice thing I'll say about Auburn unless playing against any team outside of the SEC conference. I'm going to root for the SEC against the other conference teams. 😹👍

[@auburnkim1989]

I agree with the fact that it is the finest vet school and infirmary in the country. But as an Auburn Alumnus with a degree in Anthropology and a former Tiger Eye instructor, I think it is a shame that you find all the rest of us so objectionable. You seem alright to me! Anyway, Auburn is a good safe place for young people to find themselves, friends and opportunity. I feel like most of the SEC schools are such places. I hope we all excel in this uncertain future!

[@changinlat]

There are at least 3 vet schools in the SEC that are better than Auburn. Discuss amongst yourselves…

[@Looking_for_my_place]

The spirit of Halloween moving in at Bama *chef's kiss*

[@manuelfountain8514]

@Matt Mitchell and anyone else who doesn't know where "neck" comes from. It's an 80's song created by a group called cameo.

[@JPDillon]

Correct! It's just that LSU fans do it ... differently.

[@jcsap04]

This video is now circulating within the UGA Vet Pathology Dept. ! 😂😂😂 2:05

[@David-yh4wz]

Necropsy so sexy!

[@wyatthebert7404]

I’m a LSU fan born and raised and this is so true

[@feartheamish9183]

For all of us that arent fans of your teams. Please do hire coach O, its hilarious

[@mikepearce9249]

And we LOVE when fans of other teams throw the Horns' sign inverted. We really love it when you do that while playing other teams. It just proves we live inside your empty heads 24/7.

[@aolandis]

As the mom of a Tennessee band member, rocky top is not, in fact, their fight song. And, they played Rocky Top 228 times last season 😂😂.

[@braunster512]

Y'all are gonna just looooove 'Boomer Sooner.' It's played significantly more than even Rockytop and has two words that repeat 164 times... every time.

[@shelleychandler4094]

And OU fans LOVE it!!

[@amandachilds5290]

228!!!!😂

[@shawnlong4039]

That was 228 times too many! That's the redneck song that keeps kissing cousins in the mountains of East Tennessee producing three-armed drummers for the next crop of The Pride of the Southland!

[@w.ryanbutler8097]

228 times last season...per game

[@GregInEastTennessee]

I love it! Good ol' Rocky Top! 😀

[@littleshu1]

Now for all you Newcomers, you have been properly educated by Matt. Now, go on now, git !!

[@jasoncarter411]

Loved seeing this off season, hope your good man!

[@user-oq5of2cn9t]

War Eagle! Thanks for the shout out to the Auburn University College of Veterinary Medicine! Proud ‘95 grad!

[@matthewbeisel428]

I needed that laugh. I need more SEC Roll call.

[@philgoad5587]

As a Virgina Tech fan, Im very thankful that the rumors about us going to the SEC when the Big East went bust weren't true. I mean, post Beamer hasn't exactly been fun, but at least those early ACC titles gave me something.

[@lenawarner4689]

Thanks Matt! I’ve been missing SEC roll call and this helped ease the sadness .

[@Seven_Sinzz]

Us Texas fans don't give a flying fuck if you "Horns Down" It's officals of various capacity and I guess some coaches and staffers. In our opionion the more you do it the more rent free we are in yalls head!! Love ya Matt keep rocking

[@Tijuanabill]

Two middle horns up for peace!

[@timskelton4958]

​@@Tijuanabill🤣🤣👍

[@msavage1558]

We don't five a f*** what Texas fans think. Didn't you watch the video?

[@Seven_Sinzz]

@msavage1558 yea thats not what was said clown. Sit down princess.

[@findme7585]

Damn Texas fans already acting acting up on our SEC Shorts. We need to get y'all outta this conference fast nobody wants y'all 😫

[@ImTheMayor]

The Texas logo slowly rotating upside down 👌👌

[@TM-xr5ue]

They ain't prepared for a Saturday Night in Death Valley! Geaux Tigahs!

[@KingKong-fj4dk]

Rooting for Alabama because they're in the SEC is like rooting for the devil because he's in the Bible.

[@kayanza86]

Amen. Go Vols!

[@patjeffers5246]

Lmao war damn

[@ajevans1422]

Tennessee is the equivalent to the parent at a children’s graduation with an air horn, blasting repeatedly.

[@yoohooenjoyer]

been a alabama fan since i was born and always will be. roll f'ing tide.

[@reidcreel5149]

@@yoohooenjoyerk???

[@pamr4952]

Woo pig sooie!! We’re familiar with “down with the horns”. 😂 #southwestconference

[@jaysmith7070]

The Ga quip was great. as always well done!

[@ProfDragonite]

Excellent. I am still just as confused as when I started. That must mean it's working.

[@unsane78]

Born an raised in TN. Willingly chose to be a vanderbilt fan cuz of Rocky top. I regret nothing!!

[@brothermouzone1307]

😂😂😂

[@j.alexander4948]

I'm a Nashville native and I willingly chose to be a Tennessee fan because vandy sux and I also regret nothing

[@realwickedbrew]

@@j.alexander4948 There are no Nashville natives.

[@j.alexander4948]

@@realwickedbrew the hell there isnt

[@ThunderMichaels]

As a LSU diehard fan... i agree with everything here😂

[@michaelanderson9796]

As an Ole Miss fan I hate LSU but I love neck.

[@thealabamiangirl]

Lol the paul finebalm or whatever his last name is, vrs reasoning is so true

[@michaelpfister1283]

"Paul Feibaum vs reason". The rivalry that will NEVER die! ;-)

[@thedungeondelver]

It's almost as glorious as the Ed Orgeron vs. the English Language rivalry that ran hot for like 3 seasons.

[@4Xscalper]

OMG - AU vs Itself! Brother Matt, you are from here (the south) and been here for a looong time to to say that. Those donors have feuded for eternity. Good thing too, for the rest of us.

[@edawgoutdoors7139]

Very accurate and descriptive explanation of SEC life. Well done and Go Dawgs!

[@OlweCalmcacil]

The golden cowboy hat for Oklahoma was a nice touch.

[@leebarden688]

Though I agree that was a great touch, I'm looking forward to Texas reclaiming ownership this fall.

[@shelleychandler4094]

We will do our best to retain that golden cowboy hat for as long as possible!

[@BenAD1974]

That is where it belongs.

[@notthefbi7932]

So hatred of everyone and anything in the SEC, is the SEC motto, welcome 😁

[@Zanraid]

hatred means more here

[@Pseudowolf]

Those damn SEC teams! They're ruining the SEC!

[@RushFanatic87]

The SEC: It just means more vitriol.

[@thedungeondelver]

@@Pseudowolf They're the worst thing about the SEC if I'm being honest.

[@Pseudowolf]

@@thedungeondelver Sounds like we're ready to be SEC refs.

[@mkcl9073]

Let the Band Play Neck!! Geaux Tigers

[@stephenhensley7004]

This is like Christmas in July, and the cameo appearances were extra gifts indeed!

[@auburnkim1989]

God Bless Auburn.......and all of the other SEC teams in the coming years! Lets show them!

[@FinancialShinanigan]

Please do a video on the Securities and Exchange Commission next

[@helenel4126]

Bless your heart.

[@feeorenza7984]

"National Champs at not getting caught". It's honest like when Bowden sent the reserve LB home but started Janikowski in the Natty. Reporter "Coach, isn't that a double standard?" Bowden "Kinda looks that way don't it?"

[@Vol2169]

Yep. Remember that as well. Said they would discipline Jankowski when they got back to Tallahassee......But he was a senior and that was his last game 😅😅 I liked Bowden until that moment 😆

[@Brentwood_chic]

And there is ONE UT in the SEC. The school established first wins. Go Vols! 🍊

[@thejackattack]

Y'all are definitely UTjr, c'mon now. (Spurs Up 🤙)

[@Lazy_eye_blobFish]

#HailState from a starkville native living in Cincinnati. ... I MISS THE SOUTH!😢

[@chiefbobdavis99]

Have ya gotten used to the ‘chili’ there yet?

[@MK-dy8wm]

As the great coach Vince Lombardi once said, "If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying." Pretty sure ALL coaches say that...😂 Right on, Matt!!!

[@zanegraham4103]

I thought it was Al Davis that said that.

[@reamrkj1125]

The only time I root for other SEC teams when they are playing Ohio State. Half my family is from Ohio. I've told them for years that if they played my teams schedule, they'd be lucky to get ten wins. (This was before Michigan and Penn St. became good again.) One year my team played the number 1 team in the country three times in six weeks. Meanwhile Ohio State was splattering large high schools and bragging about it. Anyways we don't chant SEC when someone beats Coastal Carolina. Its got to be the big teams. Or like when the SEC eventually gets 8 teams in the 12 team playoff. (You know they day before they expand it to 16 teams) Welcome to the SEC, may the odds never be in your favor.

[@Bigt4451]

As a Texas fan - dont care if you spend your time making our hand signal in any direction you choose. Its not our fault its so good everybody tries to replicate it...

[@tyreek.6815]

Literally the only thing we’re sensitive about is the false narrative that we’re sensitive to horns down. It’s the biggest lie anyone has ever told. We play OU and tech every year… to think we care so much that those games don’t make our heads pop… they didn’t. Bc we don’t care. We actually love it.🤦🏾

[@darkosphere3252]

We all just feel bad for yall, decent school decent team but comes from Austin. I’m sorry for your loss

[@TheNEPTY]

They’ve been playing with dead aligators for 3 years now 🤣

[@RJGJR]

As a Texas fan, yes there are a few that get butt hurt with horns down but most of us just love the fact that we are living rent free (forever) in your heads!🤣🤣🤣🤘🤘🤘🤣🤣🤣

[@TheRandomRedSoxGuy]

1:51 My amazing doctor out here in California went to Vandy. 🤣

[@soundman447]

Anchor Down!!! One day when our stadium is not a worksite we might possibly win a few games till then there is always Baseball and Basketball.

[@exomake_mehorololo]

Mh.... Have you watched basketball lately? 👀

[@thedungeondelver]

Hey at least you won't have OSHA complaining at you about being on a worksite without helmets. Also, given how Vandy performs on the field, you won't technically be working anyway.

[@coolsparkz47]

GOOD OL' ROCKY TOP WOOOOO ROCKY TOP TENNESSEE

[@teamfet3248]

And with a single comment Matt ignites the Great SEC Vet School Rivalry. Gig-Em Aggies!👍😀👍

[@theorangeninjagames]

I’m a Kentucky fan and I’m excited for next season!

[@okiejay]

As an Oklahoma fan, thank y'all for the warm welcome.

[@angelsofblood9879]

"Rocky top you will always be home sweeeeet home to me...." You're welcome.

[@bill-og]

GOOOOOD 'OL ROCKY TOP, ROCKY TOP TENNESSEEEEEE! 🍊🍊🍊

[@Zardnokalicious]

I love me some Coach O... He is pretty awesome if you keep him teaching Defensive line technique and giving the Rah Rah speeches to fire up the players. Sure nobody knows what he is saying, but kids will run through a brick-wall for him. Just so long as that brick-wall isn't full of 5-Star recruits...

[@Matt-yx9yk]

If you don't like hear Rocky Top played that much, wait until the OU band shows up. They play their song after EVERY play! Seriously glad to NEVER hear it again.

[@soulknife20]

Jealous much?

[@soulknife20]

Jealous much?

[@okcgrl82]

Lol hahaha you won't be losing to us anymore 😂😂😂

[@thedungeondelver]

I've spent nearly 20 years with Gary Danielson on Mute almost every Saturday, I can do it once a year for the ou game.

[@harveycharmin2321]

1. U of O sucks. 2. A fan base so dumb they had to have a song w/o lyrics because they'd forget them. 3. Everything about U of O is stolen from some other team (looking at Yale's Boola Boola), Crimson & Cream (howdy Bama). 4. It's the University of Oklahoma so it's U of O (reference 1.) 5. Pokes will hold the title of Bedlam champs for the rest of eternity. :D

[@brentshepard3925]

This may have been the best one yet!!

[@MadMonk67]

As a Sooner fan, I wholeheartedly endorse the horns-down gesture. Nothing riles up a Bevo-lover so much as throwing that sign up in their face. Also, be sure to mention how similar the Longhorn's logo is to a diagram of female reproduction parts. They love that. Seriously looking forward to your take on my team in the upcoming season. 👍

[@big1cam]

I cannot believe you put rocky top on this list. 😂😡 it’s easily one of the top 5 songs of all time. #GBO

[@Zanraid]

i've always despised rocky top as its own special class of horrid songs but turns out the michigan fight song is somehow worse.

[@donjackson5522]

AMEN !!!

[@ClaireVallejo]

CAN NOT WAIT for the Weekly Roll call This YEAR !!

[@InformalGreeting]

Coach O should be mandated by law to be the head coach and mascot for the Ragin’ Cajuns for as long as he remains on this side of the grass. Also, Boomer Sooner. It’s 10:57 and Texas still sucks. Can’t wait to welcome the rest of y’all to Norman and get to visit your beautiful stadiums.

[@ObiMatt87]

Thanks for just keeping it hilarious and bitingly accurate, Matt, without dropping to any ugliness tactics. Not an easy tight walk, but you manage it over and over. And as an Aggie grad and fan, well, it's going to be interesting, assuming we can ever get our stuff in a sock. This year may be pretty rough in the post-Jimbo change-up era, but maybe someday--someday--the college football gods will finally shine down on A&M and allow us to get to the same level as all these other awesome teams with long-running records of winning big. Looking forward to a great year ahead and, if nothing else, we've got you and SEC Shorts to keep us entertained while we cry and pray for the next year to be better. LOL

[@the_man_emperor_of_mankind]

let elko cook

[@KenSellers]

At least we get back the alternate path to a good season- beating tu. Horns down! Whoop!

[@thumbthump]

Can we expect a stadium food critique, Matt?

[@scottlandrum7083]

OU and Texas fans will have fun with their heads spinning from week to week...we are used to it here in the SEC... Advice ..take Dramamine before each game...

[@tyreek.6815]

Lmfaooo I promise you they’re not. You’re one of those people who are actually (respectfully) dumb enough to think they’re going to struggle.

[@Tijuanabill]

I appreciate the accuracy of putting the golden hat on the OU logo, instead of the UT logo. It's in our locker room, not theirs.

[@jamesrogers1554]

I appreciate those windows 95 football screensaver graphics!

[@Najitaka]

The burn on Florida was real and harsh, ouch. And also true!

[@Technovore88]

As horns fan I can assure you 99.2% of us couldn't care less about the horns down sign. It's literally part of what makes gameday hyped.

[@brockkies8566]

Sooner fan- I'm excited OU is joining the SEC. Been to so many OU games it's going to be nice having some new traditions coming to Norman, and going to visit them. I don't know what to expect in the first year, I have them going 8-4, maybe 9-3. Getting to 10 wins in a bowl game.

[@legofront0114]

1:09 Boy the sec is in for a shock if they think rocky top will still be the most played fight song in the conference. BOOMER!!!

[@lilchi721]

That's true

[@tannerrussell9342]

No you dont get it. The amount of times they play that God forsaken song doesn’t correlate to their success. They will still play it every time they get the chance. The hogs dont even play against them very much and I still hear it everywhere across SEC social media.

[@legofront0114]

@@tannerrussell9342 No I do. I’m in the band. We have people that keep track of the amount of times we play Boomer Sooner. Our goal each year is to break 1000. I would say we average about 80 times a game regardless of on field success. Don’t remember the exact number but 2021 red river was well over 100.

[@tannerrussell9342]

@@legofront0114 boomer sooner is not NEAR as annoying as rocky top. So I don’t guess I’ve ever noticed it

[@andrewmayer7272]

It's only annoying because it plays every time we show your team how it's done. Or you're Bama and we play it anyways.

[@natr3980]

It’s the 75th time you hear Rocky Top in a quarter where it starts to grow on you😂

[@combat5seven357]

As an Oklahoma fan watching someone say that most of the SEC would also love to do the horns down sign makes me glad that you joined the SEC

[@marshalltille7770]

Paid off my bar tab (student loan) for going to USC in the 90’s. Had fun at the games, but damn, wins were rare. Post-Tannerhill years.