RING FIT ADVENTURE: Fatal Fitness

t-posing is so last season, so chair pose
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[@niklasdenero6396]

"I lost weight because I thought it would be funny to be attractive" He really does live for the bit

[@Pikana]

As a fellow gamer, yeah he's a very easy 8

[@user-jj7td5yg9p]

@Elliepopcorn 10/10 10/10 No other option

[@user-jj7td5yg9p]

Elliepopcorn fine

[@MelB868]

I wish I knew how to put it in silent mode it gives me out to run in place

[@MelB868]

Put it a little above your knee

[@KevinCow]

"I didn't expect this fitness game to be so grindy." But isn't getting fit basically just the irl version of grinding for levels?

[@trevormoney1517]

OH GOD. I'M STILL LEVEL 4???

[@dylanmcnab3479]

That is exactly what is There is even items that refill mana and boost growth

[@AshenAstra]

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

[@Brandonious15987]

That and studying.

[@supertaoman12]

Yep thats the joke

[@theguythatasked6400]

*alpha carrying cat* “I’m not a twitch streamer I’m just going to put her down”

[@gengarisnotinsmash...]

ASPCA OPEN UP!

[@freezeboy13]

OTHER ANTI PET ABUSE ORGANIZATION OPEN UP!

[@smartboy201]

CRAZY NEIGHBOR OBSESSED WITH CATS OPEN UP!

[@deathstriker1017]

ALINITY OPEN UP

[@OrenSaidAThing]

GIORNO GIOVANNA OPEN UP

[@ikeeichenberg9068]

He literally just perfectly summed up my experience with this game: "I could lower the difficulty, but here's the thing: I ain't a bitch."

[@MBNolan]

He is playing on a really high difficulty and whenever he does a pulse check and it says 90% it worries me

[@UnifiedUltra]

how did i read this comment at the exact time he said that

[@bababolis521]

me: * sees that the coins are called money* * realizes they could be called fitcoin

[@bababolis521]

Grayokai no because it’s supposed to be like bitcoin

[@gabeg.5329]

Grayokai they only put con on the end of things that are controller related. Joy con, ring con, etc.

[@begtio1308]

Get those fitcoins to get that bitcions

[@codynelson7575]

@@Grayokai no that doesn't make sense

[@sirocco2810]

@@Grayokai He replied because he's right.

[@Gingerbreadley]

Alpharad: I don’t want to give them any chance to make weird content of me so I’ll wear socks Also Alpharad: I’m going to choke my self in the next scene

[@mitchreynolds6794]

Yeah god dammit I can't see his feet

[@a_sean0305]

Nice

[@nickclark1815]

"I lost weight because I thought it would be funny to be attractive" *chaotic good energy*

[@frederikmller133]

Aaahhh a man of culture as well

[@ja44444]

JB Gaming You are contributing to society

[@wishmaker7863]

alpha: "this is not a cry for help" also alpha: ends the video with "help me"

[@alvarolopez9410]

@@isthatajojosrefrence6106 dont look at the comments then

[@midgard9057]

@@alvarolopez9410 What'd he say?

[@alvarolopez9410]

@@midgard9057 he said " _spoilers!_ "

[@midgard9057]

@@alvarolopez9410 Idiots these days

[@jackalottadigawff7560]

twas not a cry for help, but a plea for help, a slight whimper.

[@OmegaManZero2]

"I feel like this could awaken something in someone" As if the beefed up dragon wasn't enough

[@turretboi]

It could awaken their masters.

[@biostarkick7]

Top-tier JoJo reference Isaac.

[@johnsonbaroncaveler6634]

you mean their persona?

[@kingofdisappointment5849]

No something worse...

[@akor7035]

a raging erection?

[@Edd_Harr]

"I lost weight exclusively because I thought It'd be funny to be attractive" That's not the kind of flex I came here to see.

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

"I'm going home if this is where we die" *Doesn't hold ab guard completely* *Dies*

[@lorebanjo8516]

but he's already at home so he doesn't have to go anywhere

[@GiftOfKnowledge-np9vg]

@@lorebanjo8516 "Let's go home." "You are home." "That was fast."

[@Bluhbear]

@@lorebanjo8516 That was his office or something. Clearly a different place than after he went home.

[@Fyutureborn]

@@Bluhbear He was in the same place, it was just darker.

[@Bluhbear]

He has a good camera in the first place, and a crappy webcam once he goes "home"

[@BlazeingShadows]

"I lost weight because i thought it'd be funny to be attractive" Flex on them haters

[@kevin_anderson750]

blazeingshadows it’s funny to be attractive? No wonder he’s hilarious

[@luigidollmcshorts168]

@@kevin_anderson750 Ayyyy

[@avolatilenoodle7829]

I don't want to be that one guy judging him But I'm going to Who the hell tries to become attractive just to be funny?

[@eclipserepeater2466]

Good living through massive irony? He should write a self-help book.

[@lancethedecayedguardian2719]

@@avolatilenoodle7829 Cause it's hilarious

[@Turtle-ct6re]

Deodorant: Lasts 48 hours Alpha: *drinks it in 12 minutes*

[@momsforseti]

i am speed

[@lotto5498]

You mean i am dead

[@sleepypog]

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

[@lotto5498]

@@sleepypog HE DRANK THE DEODERANT

[@Mr.Birb-]

@@momsforseti I am speed lvl 2

[@PARIS-ARCANA]

"Oh no, he's hot" Quickly flexes on him to show dominance

[@SpairM]

Timestamp?

[@PARIS-ARCANA]

@@SpairM 12:20

[@SpairM]

Ender Pearl Quinn thanks

[@slimsomething]

I didn't realize you were talking about the video I was thinking of squidward imagining squilliam in his underwear but he wasn't scared

[@bowserdude5998]

He's on so many layers of irony it's like even his irony is ironic

[@capnotserp]

homestuck

[@Lena_twt]

That one person that needed to hear “stop giving that friend money” was me. Thanks Alpha

[@banrajanand7983]

if this doesn't prove infinite possibilities exist then idk what does

[@elementsarethekey9019]

God bless and stay strong! Lol

[@Lena_twt]

Elements Are the key Thanks, man 👍

[@seishinaozora5839]

Now you can spend it on more Yu-Gi-Oh merchandise! ...Or boring stuff like food and water, I guess.

[@charliej6637]

My pall owes me £25. It’s been 3 weeks

[@scotthoran6809]

Broke: T-Posing Woke: Chair-Posing

[@mpropeck5888]

Petition to make this a full series: 🔽

[@jadenvillalobos9616]

It probably is, he just never titles his series’ cause he said, and I paraphrase, titles make people feel like they need to watch all the other episodes to catch up

[@alphan0328]

im not gonna like but i want this to be a series too

[@theskeetus1369]

Thanks for begging but it would be a cool series

[@I.see.you...]

Petition for Alpharad to speed run this game at the end of the series 🔽

[@ArtlexP]

YES

[@kinsan89]

Alpha: "You could be a Gamer 8, but a real life 5" Me: Stfu boi, you're a Gamer 10 and a real life 9

[@IamNAMEvideos]

"I never learned how to do a cartwheel in elementary school!" ...wait, they were supposed to teach us that?

[@jurajjankovic4903]

“How many times do we need to teach you this lesson old man” alpharad is in full speedrun modee

[@Kari-yb7vx]

"If we lose here I'm going home" He says in his own house

[@Bluhbear]

I would just assume it wasn't his house, to make everything make sense again. :P

[@rockyshepard4451]

it was his office. he went home afterwards. you can tell by the huge change of facecam

[@Kari-yb7vx]

Oh, that makes sense thought it was his house cause of the drumset now I'm gonna get clowned on

[@slayer_379]

9:30 I thought the same as alpharad the first thing I saw was the floss

[@necroz9607]

“No Pain. No Pain” -Alpharad 2019

[@IsminiStav]

Me: mom can I have persona 5 Mom: we have persona 5 at home Persona 5 at home:

[@samyb4566]

Don't you mean Final Fantasy?

[@Someone-gp3jh]

Samy Baril final fantasy came out before persona though

[@knighthood3124]

Danpie1212 and that changes?

[@blikkz1551]

Danpie1212 why tf does that matter?!

[@why8308]

This is more like SMT V, as it doesn’t have the social aspects.

[@epsi9923]

"Typically the things that hurt you... are good for you! Unless they're bad." -Alpharad 2019

[@potatosandwich1]

Truly a modern day Shakespear

[@Beancent_]

Alpharad: "I wonder if someone could choke themselves with this" Please dont give people ideas..

[@anonymousclown3872]

The Ganon Cannon 😏😏😏

[@mew2921]

ok, cool. nintendo is giving me something to attach to my noose

[@123christianac]

Also Alpharad: "this is not a cry for help"

[@iamdying9339]

Oh I’ll try that at home if I don’t get back at the next day I’m dead

[@notSpiritsend]

We saw how tide pods became influential.

[@kyrocerian1861]

me: starts video Alpharad * cool flipping intro*

[@ksad96]

Me: *Fastest like of my life.*

[@SkyanUltra]

this comment: joke that died at least a month ago but people still wont let go for whatever reason.

[@tkk.24]

SkyanUltra : fun at parties

[@tkorde8988]

​@@tkk.24​: No older than 11

[@SkyanUltra]

Kristopher Thompson okay, but the joke is only being used by the same people who still think rage comics are unironically hilarious

[@Sportnugget]

"this isn't a cry for help." I've never not believed something so aggressively in my life.

[@erc3338]

And just when we started enjoying Exercise Alpha, he disappeared forever.

[@QuirkyView]

"I lost weight because I thought it'd be funny to be attractive." I will admit, that is legitimately hilarious. I will also add, you are legitimately hot.

[@tysear8018]

Right?! It's honestly what makes this work. Watching the hot internet funny man strug- I mean exercise

[@always5809]

For the Wii they put “Wii” in front of everything For switch they put “con” at the end of everything

[@LukeFlavel]

The most ambitious crossover ever; _Wii-Con_

[@liawketfeng3210]

Minecon

[@raysylveons]

Always Wright the -con suffix is an abbreviation of “controller”!

[@sszafein1388]

It's just one big con, man, they're getting us

[@knightgem8234]

Wii've been con'ned

[@pancake9306]

"No pain..." "No pain" Now I just got baited there.

[@cringeyaccount1255]

He's so deep in irony i cant tell if he straight up enjoys mha and just feels like starting a war or if he just hates it

[@alphathehedgehogx96]

"I feel this could awaken something bin someone" You know, if you had the thought, and felt the need to point it out you're probably calling yourself out right there

[@ienzio7795]

Well after the Mario Maker episode this aged well

[@sorendog7498]

8:50 the lost health was a correct correlation to what actually happened

[@Angelo254]

2:51 "It attacks three people" _But there's only one enemy_

[@mycauseisjust9906]

"I never learned to do a cartwheel in elementary school" Alpharad-2019

[@S4B3_]

im 27 and i cant do a cartwheel…

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@S4B3_ If you're 27 and can't do a cartwheel, you probably never will. Otherwise, you wouldv'e taken the initiative and learned by now. I'm 17 so I still have about 10 years to go before I'm in your shoes.

[@whoisArno]

@@trickytreyperfected1482 ahh... the 17. . . I remember those days.

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@whoisArno I'm loving these days. I've heard people say that, as much as they wished they could have been grown up when they were younger, they now wish they were young again, so I've kind of just learned to take advantage of these younger years.

[@godlyvex5543]

I accidentially did a cartwheel down our patio stairs as a 10 year old, then I kept rolling into an area with broken glass on the ground and cut up my hands... It was a really impressive cartwheel, I think it was worth the cut up hands to see how cool it was.

[@hyperstar7252]

Notification: Chair Posing Actual title: Fatal Fitness Okay.

[@supashbhat1416]

"I'm gonna drink some deodorant after this." -Alpharad 2019

[@maukamauka625]

Broke: Smash youtuber Woke: Ring Fit Adventure youtuber

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

Hey, I'm gonna be totally honest, that was a pretty good cartwheel for someone who never learned how to cartwheel. I still can't cartwheel.

[@micahrobbins8353]

Were we supposed to be taught that in school?

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@micahrobbins8353 not necessarily. But a lot of people know how to do it by the time they leave elementary school.

[@somi6774]

4:54 I'm just going to put him down. That... still sounds really bad

[@colesnead4061]

ALPHA NOOOO!😫

[@KaePengii]

He was referring to Alinity

[@obsidironpumicia4074]

Yeet the cat

[@Zeryther]

you reached 2 million where's the feet you better deliver jacob

[@sandsunderthetable.6625]

And the adeline video

[@pqaza_]

9:04 the same happened to me, idk if I’ll ever have children

[@easymacintosh]

*Watches other people play on easy mode killing an enemy in 2 squats* ... Alpha has to be playing on Ninja Warrior mode.

[@MarcoM512]

Hes playing on the "I'm not a bitch-baby" mode

[@successfulfailure1298]

I set it to the max starting difficulty and the game constantly asks me to up the level. It’s low key really hard

[@Willias]

I'm playing on 15, and the game gives me sets of 16 or so. Alpha is probably playing somewhere around 20-23?

[@shadowsurfer70712]

I'm pretty sure he's on 23

[@TheNeonLynx]

Wait a sec the game gave me a 21difficulty to start and I am anything but fit no wonder I wanted to die after not even 3 levels already. I didnt realize thats a high difficulty(or is it not? No idea honestly)

[@MT3ist]

8:07 For calling me out, I will continue to bully you in your mario makre 2 skill on Twitter.

[@Prestonian1]

MLSmash that’s a weird way to spell complement

[@kush2319]

@@Prestonian1 that's a weird way to spell compliment

[@Prestonian1]

zach chast it’s a regional dialect

[@marcossegon5433]

Gamer

[@kush2319]

@@Prestonian1 ahhhh i see

[@yoyopizzaW]

Alpha: "I never learned how to do a cartwheel in elementary school" Me Ha that's a funny Also me: I can't even do one myself

[@gio7202]

Same

[@1AMdoesSomething]

Same here

[@zixdoexceltheplasmanian9047]

same here .mp3

[@odin8362]

Alpha: “It’s only good for me” Also Alpha: gets an injury from ring fit adventure

[@haraldrichter5427]

We are at 2 milion.... WHERE IS THE FOOT REAVEAL

[@blackout3681]

The fuck is wrong with you people

[@Buttmaster42069]

@@blackout3681 we are drowning in irony we have no shame

[@ginkosensei8106]

my do you find feet attractive

[@bathbombman]

@@blackout3681 bro... its ironic...

[@blackout3681]

theBathbombMan i know

[@JoshTheValiant]

Liked for "it don't fit!" I was gonna like anyway, but that was the moment that made me stop and click the button.

[@YT_Samuraii]

Pichu in the background: OH YEA!

[@dalama4506]

He's like alpha in the gym!

[@garvinesprit7938]

When you talked about dropping that toxic friend who always wants money, I felt that

[@LazyNinja421]

Alpha:"this isn't a call for help" Dude isn't your entire channel basically a call for help?

[@scorps7450]

Alternate title: Alpharad suffers for our amusement

[@thelazergamer9995]

"This is not a call for help" 30 sec. Later:"AHHHHHHHHHH"

[@reinvdlee1103]

“It don’t fit” ~Alpha 2019

[@DavidLyles]

12:21 “Oh no! He’s hot! Kill him while we can!”

[@Shimahou]

Your first video on the RFA series inspired/convinced me to go out and get my own. I'm having tons of fun and sweating buckets. Thanks for the extra push, Jacob! Keep up the fantastic work!

[@epsreborn9718]

Alpha: “I can do anything!” Jevil: “Am I a joke to you?”

[@eskidz]

"Just because it is hurts, it doesn't means its bad" By the way can you keep doing face cam?

[@DentOver]

Are those statements related to each other?

[@Jarack25]

also "I wonder if you can choke yourself with this."

[@dysondyson9524]

When is the speed run?

[@xzombieadrianx1249]

When alpharad looks like dragaux

[@TalkingEthan]

@Evan Tomlinson that is completely possible in like a week if you hate yourself but also want gainz

[@xzombieadrianx1249]

@@TalkingEthan not gainz *GGAAAIINNNNZZ*

[@TheGameAlchemist777]

"Hm, I might've miscalculated" how popular this would be

[@videblu]

Ring Fit Trainer: 11 entries Dragaux: 54 entries 20191030 If you know what this means you're sick

[@yankee1147]

Whats it mean ? No joke what does it mean

[@marcossegon5433]

@@yankee1147 I think I know what it is And I really don't like it

[@turretboi]

I know those numbers! It's the amount of pictures on r34!

[@april5054]

Oh no

[@chillburritodude9711]

Nobody: Alpharad: can I choke someone with this?

[@puppypasta4965]

me: **sees alpharad do cartwheel** me: "Wow, how long were you training to do that." alpharad, a second later: "I never learned how to do a cartwheel!" me: "Wait, WHA-

[@fujinsamurai2683]

Alpharad: this isn’t a cry for help I swear Also alpharad: help me

[@lonelytac0]

Alpharad: Thank You for the 2 mil... Subscribers: Feet Pic! Feet Pic!

[@robinglizard]

I’m going to start referring to being hit as being “Ring Fitted”.

[@milesgillespie1490]

Today I started this game, I crumpled on the floor. Me: "MORE... RING... FIT..." Mom: "Broski if you want to die go ahead but fi you want to live stop it." Mainly because I didn't drink water.

[@ravimukerji6609]

I feel like he took as much damage as she did after dropping her guard

[@hawkeye150]

“you can be a gamer 8 but then go to a club and be a real life 5” I felt that

[@J_SlaughterhouseASMR]

Thanks for doing part two, alpha! Edit: Alpha has a cat?

[@mr.roboto_ssb2037]

alpha: stay in school kids do p.e. or something idk, drink juice boxes.

[@eaglsevn]

“I could lower the difficulty. But there’s the thing, I’m not a bitch” -Alphachad 2019

[@shun1255]

Lumberjack works out for the first time 1900 colorized

[@noahjackson6246]

Alpha:“Yeah I’m a gamer 8 and a club 5” Me: crap I’m like a gamer two

[@FactorManTCE]

“Man complains while sweating and likes it” should be the name of this video

[@NoDragonsPlz]

"If I did have to go to the hospital, that would be funny right" *Fio cringes in distance*

[@memelordcorrin8378]

Fio, not Theo

[@Dorumon281]

hey man, I think it's really cool that your taking care of yourself, and while I can't afford to get Ring Fit right now, seeing you play has definitely sold me on it being a fun way to exercise, so thanks a ton for that!

[@lolocelot5547]

“Ow my legs! No they aren’t!” K

[@fanofsillyfellows]

Me: *chokes myself to death* Ring: A W E S O M E !

[@corwinschuerch6691]

Look, Alpha. If someone can do an elbow reveal at one million subs, you can do a foot reveal at two million. Wenis or foot, your choice.

[@zero-gi6gp]

8:25 "That's the the thing that genuinely blows me away" wind literally blows out of the ring and I am losing it.

[@ethenhoober459]

It's 2 million subs Alpha. You know what you need to do.

[@trillaggaming2404]

Totally different gameplays from when I’m watching Alpharad and Dashie 😂

[@karbyboi8489]

TrillAG Gaming FR “DASHIE” MORE LIKE FATSHIE

[@MudByChu]

Factssssss 😂😂

[@trillaggaming2404]

Karby BOI ya boi is almost dying after 5 minutes of the video 😂

[@karbyboi8489]

TrillAG Gaming LMAO he gets tired out by freakin RUNNING and dies when the fights happen 😂😂

[@trillaggaming2404]

Karby BOI Dashie is gonna be a fit muhfuh after he’s done playing that game

[@aquaze8446]

“I never learned how to do a kart wheel” I get to see that after just coming home from school. NICE 🙂

[@Not_Aaron_]

0:03 Can relate

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

You know, I kinda wonder if it's immensely deflating to look at having to do all these motions only for one of these hits to go "yeah that's 4 damage, do 29 of those and you'll put a small dent in that bar." After one world I'd be like "I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT FINAL FANTASY BEING AN ATTACK-MASHER AGAIN.*

[@jaredwhite7285]

Alpha has already re-titled this video 3 times in the 5 hours its been up

[@superluigi1649]

I just realized towards the end he's wearing a Makoto shirt.

[@venderman4915]

Can’t wait till he has to grind to beat the final boss

[@zohra_vt]

You inspired me to get this game, once I become a chad I will thank you dearly

[@JunnyJai]

By the time Alpharad finishes with the entire game after episode 40 he's going to be hella ripped.

[@chawklet]

> Jacob has faced his other self... > He has obtained the facade used to overcome life’s hardships, the Persona *Alpharad!*

[@zackandrews1619]

No one: Alpharad: Can you choke someone with this?

[@catdrum]

It took me 5 whole minutes before I realized he was wearing a makoto shirt

[@Zeldamarie1482]

Kreative vids what?

[@catdrum]

@@Zeldamarie1482 when he changes shirts (long sleeve) makoto is on it (shes a character from p5)

[@cesardavila8968]

Thanks for acknowledging it

[@kylechong1655]

Petition to make a cat cameo every episode 🔽

[@MitoNova583]

Fatal Fitness sounds like a fitness-based Fatal Fury spin-off

[@thequagiestsire]

You reached 2M, now fuel my feet fetish Note: I do not actually have a foot fetish. I’m just a filthy memer.