shes so hot

[@Tojux_]

Ah yes, Rosalina is truly the size of an average human mother at 7’3

[@TheDevPodcast]

Jacob's racist proof in my newest vod

[@GWYT2003]

I knew i liked her for a reason. So she's nearly as tall as lady dimetrescu

[@aeroson3889]

Top 10 hottest Mario characters do be fire

[@bulkypigeon]

I wish this were the average height of a human mother. I will not elaborate.

[@squishsquosh2300]

@The Dev Podcast That's a miss.

[@pomelowo]

Jawsh is like a shounen anime villian where we only hear about him then finally see him in season 4

[@tomasgarcia7499]

LOL

[@TheDevPodcast]

Jacob is homophobic proof on my newest vid

[@potatoes7u780]

@@TheDevPodcast Hit!

[@yeehaw1181]

@@TheDevPodcast Hit!

[@PipesTheVlob]

@@TheDevPodcast Miss!

[@imcoral]

fun fact, when you combine rosalina and luma's names it makes katana

[@TheDevPodcast]

You are as funny as this channel, not at all!

[@Sheniqwa69]

Where is the k

[@SkyFox-vh2dt]

@@Sheniqwa69 thats the joke

[@Sheniqwa69]

@@SkyFox-vh2dt help

[@nicoco678]

@@Sheniqwa69 the k is in joke i think?

[@undefeatedsaber9543]

That ending was such a hit

[@TheDevPodcast]

Miss

[@quietmadness1]

Bald?

[@FafliXx]

No that was a grab

[@mudkip4615]

I can't wait to see the Incineroar episode that will happen because Alpharad would never lose against the CPU

[@undefeatedsaber9543]

@@mudkip4615 we got trolled hard

[@Bagel920]

As a fan of Rosalina I think that Jo is correct, the average motherly size of Rosalina helps me deal with my multiple attachment issues and need for a proper support figure in my life.

[@CockAndBallTorture.]

Nigga what

[@RandomUser11170]

We have mommy issues so we need a space mommy to act as a parent figure, and that's a Hit!

[@voejance]

That’s a hit

[@aspookyladmusic4954]

... same...

[@sucrow7659]

Also she can pick you up 100% and carry you

[@Goomenstein]

That ending is the very definition of flying too close to the sun, except the sun is the blast zone and flying is a man in a fursuit throwing you there Edit: Well this comment looks a little silly now. I won't apologize for calling Incineroar a fursuiter though.

[@min3craftprogamer205]

I wish they didn't cut it at the kill screen, I'm sure i would have laughed a lot harder if i got to hear their reactions to that

[@Zoroark_Master]

More to close to the blast zone…

[@kingbigballs4098]

dislike

[@paxgallery6646]

@@min3craftprogamer205 we'll see in in the video that they upload this weekend

[@min3craftprogamer205]

@@paxgallery6646 if they start it where they left off yes, but they haven't done it for all the episodes, but they have done it in some, we will just have to see

[@linkers2293]

I really like how dash just bulshitted them about the monster hunter mii costume, accidentally, and they just kinda went with it.

[@technoeevee6969]

Welcome to The Bald Podcast.

[@strider9861]

@@technoeevee6969 That's a hit

[@ellieporter3270]

He did the same thing with Xengears/blade last episode. He just gaslights Jo into believing false information and Jo’s never gonna factcheck cuz that’s requires looking at the game.

[@ButterBaron]

@@ellieporter3270 no he was right about xenogears/blade

[@ellieporter3270]

@@ButterBaron It’s been a minute, I thought general opinion was that they weren’t the same series but looks like XBC2 did more to explicitly link them and general opinion has changed. My bad.

[@pinklemonadeschannel]

How is this video not called “cheesemcburger” so many more people would click that

[@Syl700]

Only if you kept Rosalina on the thumbnail.

[@syfer.]

welcome to the bald podcast

[@bw-leftturnracing7779]

The title made me click

[@Normbot13]

the funniest part is when jacob pretended to have the read on the bayo and every callout he made was wrong

[@sergeantguy4404]

Take a shot every time he says "side b?"

[@Cobalon]

good timing, I was just about to do dishes and needed a bald podcast to listen to during

[@undefeatedsaber9543]

That’s exactly what I do too

[@kevinruvalcaba4179]

Literally gonna do that right now lmaooo

[@renbirbattorney8105]

I’m glad we all are bald together

[@gametendo6434]

This is really relatable

[@TheDevPodcast]

Jacob hates gayz

[@ODISeth]

I can’t wait for the day that they get every character into Elite Smash, which unlocks a new achievement that instead of giving you one of those smash bros achievement pictures, it just directly gives them Sakurai’s personal phone number

[@xxvimilia]

**CPU sees Jacob flying close to the sun** CPU: How many times do I gotta teach you this lesson, old man?

[@kikiretzorg1467]

It's blood in the water for them, like whenever Jacob sees an AFK character.

[@PalmsSSBM]

Baited

[@hotnuggies4208]

in case you dont get the reference, in a video titles "Top Ten Hottest Female Sonic Character's", the narrator calls vanilla the rabbit "attractive and the size of an average human mother"

[@aidenbrennan1310]

videogamedunkey also made a parody of that video about Mario, where Rosalina was given her title of being the size of an average human mother

[@elliotrusch3755]

anti-gatekeeping

[@PointsofData]

@CTRLSHIFTESC you don't have to watch the video or be in the fandom to understand the joke now

[@slitheringserpent4433]

No animals were harm in the making of this video, except for lumas. Exactly 33 Lumas have perished in the making of this video.

[@Tonjit41]

The extinction is upon us. Freedom from their kind. A merciful end to the bloodshed. They will fall.

[@chillin5703]

She's Luigi's daughter, not her mom. Thanks for telling me Matpat

[@avielcharles9515]

Her?

[@derrickdavis3888]

He's not ready for Tier 15!😬

[@slimebunny5700]

You're telling me Luigi had a daughter that looks that good?

[@Zoroark_Master]

And matpat is definitely right. He’s mister video game after all.

[@ochako_gaming]

@@slimebunny5700 wdym, luigi is quite the attractive man

[@icarusmarioFAN]

The total watch time of the Elite Smash series as of this episode (December 19th, 2021) is now 28:33:52, or 1713.8667 minutes. 1713.8667 minutes equals 71.41 anime episodes at 24 minutes per episode. Jo is Rosalina's voice actor.

[@undefeatedsaber9543]

Did you know that Luma is actually bald

[@waifu27]

YES

[@crockoclock7771]

Based

[@RandomUser11170]

True!

[@deoxysandmew2162]

Dude. Ok. Actually... can you just... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! - Alpha 2021 XD

[@peytongolding7544]

We don't know what's under Rosalina's crown so she might also be bald

[@z3tr018]

Altrive thinking that they would actually edit the greenscreen on alpharad deluxe is hilarious

[@PeruvianSmore]

Imagine not knowing that the best strip mining level is Y = -58 lol

[@zachlewis9751]

That’s a miss. Perfect strip mining level is y=-69

[@_CNT_]

Playing minecraft and not being in Y=14 all the time is cringe.

[@Alphahye]

Cring

[@Quatro921]

Imagine tryharding in minecraft L

[@kestrel7493]

@@Quatro921 TRUE! Imagine try harding a kids game, just trying to get aspects of it done, one at a time, almost like in episodic format. L

[@honorableintent]

24:08 Fun fact: most of them still don't kill you until the last hit, but it's changed in the last 5 seconds only. There are several weird things that change in the last 5 seconds.

[@David20Covers]

well yeah stars are pretty hot. most of the earth's heat comes from a star!

[@AGNZac]

Smiled when Dash said I didn't need to do my homework :)

[@crockoclock7771]

I agree. Luma's a cutie

[@TheDevPodcast]

Creep

[@omongogos]

Creep

[@crockoclock7771]

@@TheDevPodcast real life and now the KZbin comment section 🥳

[@lorelo.]

@@crockoclock7771 I hope you are not alloweed within 100 feet of school zones

[@hashi.]

@@lorelo. for calling a star cute?

[@RandomUser11170]

Rosalina might be moderately attractive, but only if under that crown, she is actually bald

[@cordellriemer5177]

That doesn't make sense

[@RandomUser11170]

@@cordellriemer5177 So like, you know the Ninja headband? Imagine that but a crown. If Rosalina had that type of crown, which she probably does, she would be somewhat attractive

[@cordellriemer5177]

@@RandomUser11170 I meant the bald part

[@RandomUser11170]

@@cordellriemer5177 Yeah, the Ninja headband has the hair attached to it, so theoretically, we could take off the crown and it would take off the hair with it, therefore making her bald

[@cordellriemer5177]

@@RandomUser11170 you can take off the crown but the hair doesn't come off anyway

[@Kmax_817]

Fun fact: The “BG” in CMBG stands for bald guy.

[@DeagleSeagull]

Clothed Male Bald Guy.

[@FafliXx]

Closeted Male Bald Guy Closeted about being bald of cause

[@Omega-pd5oj]

Altrive’s “anti-perspiration” joke was the funniest joke in this video!!

[@bingushead3491]

You havent even finished he video! It was uploaded like 10 minutes ago

[@TheDevPodcast]

Unlike Jacob! Who isn't funny

[@crockoclock7771]

@@bingushead3491 📕

[@Omega-pd5oj]

@@bingushead3491 i watch on 0.25x speed; so actually i had

[@Aerumnus]

Alpha: "Luma, kill 'em!" Also Alpha: *Immediately recalls Luma*

[@thetaalchemy1357]

As a Rosa main I can confirm that's what needs to be done

[@Nealuigi]

Imagine they do one of these as a premier so you can't check the bar when they say "One more game"

[@kikiretzorg1467]

17:56 Dash I would be worried if someone had homework to do on December 22-- oh wait that's me probably

[@ArkhamMaster.]

I thought it was gonna be a mario party episode

[@tomasgarcia7499]

Same lol

[@Quatro921]

Miss

[@LPluciano99LP]

"Quit strip mining and do your homework" Just finished college, that line felt good. I think I'll keep strip mining

[@Tonjit41]

You deserve it.

[@unskilledgamer3642]

I didn't see a cheese mc burger in this episode. But it's not bad, couldn't beat the impossible burger anyway

[@spencemurray9050]

That ending was such an Icarus moment, Jacob. Can't wait for the new one you'll do in your next elite smash video.

[@seanking7134]

Unionically, there is no fictional character I simp for as hard as Rosalina

[@galaxypedestalfan]

That’s a miss. You should simp for Luigi.

[@davey_rulez7301]

I'm a bigger simp for Samus and Ike, but Rosalina is definitely up there.

[@slimebunny5700]

@@galaxypedestalfan Now that's a hit

[@Quatro921]

I think you mean Luma lol

[@cordellriemer5177]

I'm just as big of a simp for Rosalina and Cia so it would make sense

[@waffledee4651]

They really went from icarus complex to Oedipus complex real quick

[@zachlewis9751]

I hate this, I hate you, and I hate myself. This is legitimately a bad comment. This, as the memers would say, is a miss.

[@RandomUser11170]

Having an Oedipus Complex? That's a Miss! However, I do suggest you see a therapist if you do and maybe you can discuss it and discover why you feel this way. Therapists help many people and you should never hesitate should you believe you need support :)

[@sealessseadog2735]

*getting a Wii with Super Mario Galaxy when i was 17 did things to me*

[@Trithis2077]

Honestly, the Rosalina arc in CPUCS was one of the hypest things I've ever seen on this site.

[@roniusadethel9768]

Jacob really flew too close to the blast zone at the end there.

[@undefeatedsaber9543]

I thought about this for a while but Dash aka Altrive reminds me of Chuck the evil sandwich making guy from word girl

[@justinmelendez9875]

This is the second time I’ve heard about Chuck the evil sandwich making guy from Word Girl today from two different channels. What did they do

[@geovanniramos9112]

Holy crap this deep cut reference

[@undefeatedsaber9543]

@@justinmelendez9875 what was the other channel?

[@justinmelendez9875]

@@undefeatedsaber9543 Schaffrillas productions in his review of the new Spider man movie

[@undefeatedsaber9543]

@@justinmelendez9875 NO WAY!!! I saw that video 2 days ago, and man I love his videos, but why was Chuck the evil sandwich making guy even mentioned in a spider man video?

[@benpirom]

These poor fans who teabag and try to team but just get completely ignored, sitting behind their screens crying because they failed to get clout points from their favourite internet funny man with an icarus complex

[@ravinercf]

That is what they get for being so close to the sun

[@ch1LLzard]

17:55 - I was playing minecraft with this in the background and had an anxiety attack over having my homework not done. - I'm 23 and a college graduate, I have no homework.

[@Quatro921]

Miss

[@PogChimp]

hit

[@sillygoofygoofball]

We all saw that incineroar side-b coming at the end and Jacob still got hit by it

[@yayakame]

everyone is actually bald, we just use natural wigs

[@xxblackkzoruaxx5971]

im glad dash makes me constantly question whether i like the channel better with or without him

[@Tonjit41]

I love that bastard

[@dekuscrub2744]

The ending was definitely a hit! It was such a wholesome ending

[@ozzy2here210]

Epic Rosalina tip: if you are ever in another situation where you are playing stamina as Rosalina and luma… use side b You’re very welcome for this incredibly commonly useful tip

[@ODISeth]

Imagine if you could have “Our Cause is Just” as the pre-game message

[@Reisen_Inaba]

Their pre-game message is "YOOOOOO!"

[@jamessisk2013]

I just wanna say, I’m 100% sure next episode is Incineroar. I mean it’s not like Jacob lost to him on screen.

[@Harmony_Fox]

This is the longest video that hasn't gone off topic yet

[@nozomashii821]

I do think Jacob's biggest weakness in this game is his cockiness. I feel like that's what keeps him being a relatively average competitive/items player, every time he does alright he acts like he's invincible. He's like the real like Pit: mid tier with an Icarus complex.

[@aaronahae]

why do i feel like i have seen this comment before???

[@necromechx]

@@aaronahae I do think Jacob's biggest weakness in this game is his cockiness. I feel like that's what keeps him being a relatively average competitive/items player, every time he does alright he acts like he's invincible. He's like the real like Pit: mid tier with an Icarus complex.

[@aaronahae]

@@necromechx 😎

[@amarimochi]

I felt so called out at 18:00 cuz I am meant to be either cleaning my room, reading about law, reading a Frankenstein or doing my driving test but instead I was drawing a vtuber while listening to this lmfao

[@bluephoenix9960]

JoSniffy: The viewers can see the Cheese McBurger. Me: Lies! Deception!

[@Satherian]

My favorite part of Alpharad Deluxe videos are all the original jokes in the comments

[@dexo2727]

I was peacefully mining in the Nether on y14 while watching this and quite honestly was not ready

[@QyfieK]

Ladies and gentlemen, the hit of the century, another Icarus moment! WOOO!

[@kikiretzorg1467]

Altrive was so hot the day he brought anti-perspirant (temperature wise but it can be other kind of hot too if he wants) (and by the other kind of hot I mean spicy hot)

[@konflicted1729]

You ok bro

[@RandomUser11170]

Also, Altrive was extremely attractive on that day By which I obviously mean in the way that a magnet is

[@kikiretzorg1467]

@@RandomUser11170 He was also really handsome And by that I mean he had hands

[@rat9677]

@@kikiretzorg1467 He was also really bald. In the sense that he lacks hair.

[@potatogodzilla6492]

Seeing Incineroar one-shot Min Min at the end there makes me happy.

[@memeJoestar]

19:40 the whole rathalos armor thing, thanks dash for being right i just unlocked it by beating the rathalos

[@MaudeScho]

I legit forgot Rosalina was in the game until now

[@TonyTheTaco0830]

“Lets see if I can beat him with Min Min. That sounds hard”

[@mexicanglizzy6936]

I do think Jacob’s biggest weakness in this game is his cockiness. I feel like that’s what keeps him being a relatively average competitive/items player, every time he does alright he acts like he’s invincible. He’s like the real life Pit: mid tier with an Icarus complex

[@TrashTM425]

This is a good video. A hit for sure

[@TheDevPodcast]

Good joke, never heard it

[@TrashTM425]

@@TheDevPodcast yes you have silly! It’s a reference to Alpharad Deluxe

[@ramen5405]

i was let astray when i saw the title of the video, but then i went into the description... I have chills of what Alpharad will upload next

[@jonathanhoward4743]

Yooo, I was that Jonathan! Got my Pyra into Elite Smash that day too, so I’m glad our match was mutually beneficial :)

[@average5206]

Man Jo's looking good at Mario party today

[@Gingerbreadley]

1:08 “I really like Rona” -Jo

[@undefeatedsaber9543]

So this passed Monday I went to the mall with my friend, and I was craving some hotdog on a stick and I told her I want some hotdog on a stick and she said “Corndog?” And I had to explain to her that a hotdog on a stick is not a corndog, but she wouldn’t comprehend!!! IT’S IN THE NAME!!! But the worst part is that the mall we went to DOES NOT HAVE A HOT DOG ON A STICK!!!

[@nutellapancakes3244]

no hotdog on a stick in the mall is a miss

[@undefeatedsaber9543]

@@nutellapancakes3244 that’s exactly what I said. I told her I was going to open one up in the future. What mall doesn’t have a Hotdog on a stick

[@RandomUser11170]

@@undefeatedsaber9543 Did you present to her the scenario where you have both a hotdog and corndog on the same stick?

[@undefeatedsaber9543]

@@RandomUser11170 I hate to say this but I didn’t!!! I completely forgot because I was so enraged that there was no Hotdog on a stick, but this Monday coming up we are going to Downtown Disney and they sell Corndogs so I’m going to tell her about the scenario

[@livi_bwop]

i won a tourney back in high school by going isabelle against a ness main and pocketing his up b :)

[@paxgallery6646]

I haven't watched the video yet, but having come over here from Not Alpharad, and knowing how close to the sun Jacob flies at the end; I'm smiling :)

[@Oretal]

You guys should record a KZbin ad and put it at the start of the recording

[@KrazyKyle45]

The ending is too good lmao

[@palas2891]

That "It's like a collosium except we lead it" sounds familar.

[@andrewk8209]

Man. I know it's gonna be a good few vids. But eventually Jacob is gonna be sidelined on Deluxe bc of the Carpal Tunnels

[@psidesign8664]

18:00 I feel called out and i wont 18:10 Thank you jo :) 18:16 :( cant believe jo betrayed me 18:34 Yay! :)

[@ravinercf]

You really should do your homework tô getthe times right

[@pepper6592]

Bruh man’s reminded kids to do homework in the middle of December

[@JosepiThe13th]

Jacob *says* he doesn’t like Rosa, but we all know he would give her his entire life savings in a heartbeat. Any man with actual common sense would.

[@afast1604]

Altrive at 17:55 scared the hell out of me and I fell in the void :3

[@AGNZac]

There are 69 words in Ace of Heart's new song, Deep Space.

[@RandomUser11170]

That's a Hit! Thanks for sharing!

[@Quatro921]

Hit

[@VichoK]

Rosalina, the true champion of CPU Championship

[@andrewk8209]

30:51 Alpharad calls for a Elite Smash Proxy War

[@common_dude]

I never noticed until now that they added Dash to their channel banner

[@gaelananderson3818]

To Mr. Dash, the new best layer for diamonds in Minecraft is -57 if you are playing 1.18 or higher. The old one was 14 (or 12 I thought, maybe that's just because it's level with lava)

[@mudkipfan2585]

Everyone's favorite cpucs character joins elite smash, that's a hit!

[@ryangray363]

Gerudo valley was in smash 4 but only in the 3ds version, that’s probably why you couldn’t remember

[@yaboishulk]

Just to inform everyone, including our trio here, the last character that you get by unlocking is Palutena.

[@derrickdavis3888]

Rosalina is a 100 year old Goddess of Keeper of the Cosmos . Even she's more than a mother average size a human adult to 7"4 feet tall and most importantly she's the Mother of the Lumas. There are things that we need to respect the things she save them since Super Mario Galaxy. Almost like trillions and trillions of Lumas sacrificed their lives to protect anything for Rosalina. (Each Lumas created any physical ways in the law of universe for all the things that creates. ) Stars, Comets, Moons, Planets, Asteroid Belt, The Sun, Solar System, Milky Ways Black Holes Wormholes Galaxies Universe Multi-Verse Beyond to the Infinite This is why people shouldn't do that to Rosalina like that. Cause we're the only living creatures in Earth back then since the beginning of the life that creates Earth and Moon. Because Palutena is the Goddess of Light and Heaven that use Divine Intervention to help Pit and Viridi if their jobs needs to be done. Sephiroth is the One-Winged Angel that prevail his deity of defeating Cloud for avenge for him mother. Even he came Goddess of the Solar System that destroys life and created diverse. And leading misunderstanding himself to his dark path. Pyra and Mythra are the Legendary Aegis live for 500 years older than Rosalina. That they been seal in the case that Rex breaks them seal and became their Driver.

[@antimatterstudios8395]

Who said she was only 100?

[@gentleseal1778]

Wtf did I just read

[@Quatro921]

This comment is a miss

[@derrickdavis3888]

@@Quatro921 Not without Master DK

[@co5micwaffle742]

huh

[@ThatOneEnder]

17:58 Man you cant do this to me. I was playing Minecraft. It's uh. My winter break. I swear. Miss!

[@R1GHTS1DE]

you know who's hot? The mii's when they bowl

[@Pumpkin00002]

No wonder Rosalina got so good in the Invitationals, post-Timeskip! She got all this support! ^^

[@lethrial]

If that Charizard had jumped too high up with the bunny hood and killed himself, that truly would have been an Icarus moment.

[@SkyFox-vh2dt]

Anti-perspiration still got me dieing

[@Tonjit41]

Dieeying*

[@wttu2960]

I just knew incineroar would side b.

[@shapeshifterk]

I've actually been ignoring cleaning my room for a bit, I'm actually probably going to do it now unironically.

[@petrarcheleven8816]

Incineroar deadass pulled an UNO reverse.

[@ExImperialDragon]

7:31 Well if this doesn't epitomize why I continue to watch Alpharad Deluxe, I don't know what does.

[@curriedcat5305]

The person sitting in his room playing Minecraft doesn’t need to do my homework because it’s winter break

[@curriedcat5305]

Also y-14 gang with Dash

[@4per8]

i soley clicked on the video bc i agree with the title and thumbnail

[@Bubbleshyy]

This video made me a Rosalina player, I hope you are happy with what you have done

[@purplebean4324]

Rosalina T-posed when she shielded, not like Ollimar does but like someone who's not sure if they should or can

[@Flameydex]

18:00 Since this is basically a podcast, I was literally tabbed out playing minecraft