We found the most skilled CPU ever

welcome to another episode of three manchildren bullying a cpu
#MarioParty #Superstars #Episode8

[@deltastudios6632]

"You know what, that's a miss" and "You know what, that's a hit" are the two reasons I keep coming back to rewatch these all the time.

[@yesty3473]

Hit!

[@realMysticRuby]

You commented this 4 minutes after this came out.

[@HoshiArt]

this is the new era comedy on the level of I didn't order a creeper and semi; colon

[@safurahh.8093]

That’s a hit.

[@deltastudios6632]

@@realMysticRuby Notification gang.

[@whattheduck2106]

5:06 Jo has used 100 stickers. 11:45 Jo has used 200 stickers. 16:22 Jo has used 300 stickers. 21:12 Jo has used 400 stickers. 24:58 Jo has used 500 stickers. 28:15 Jo has used 600 stickers. 32:54 Jo has used 700 stickers. 38:06 Jo has used 800 stickers. 42:01 Jo has used 900 stickers. 47:24 Jo has used 1000 stickers. 51:34 Jo has used 1100 stickers. In the end, Jo has used 1185 and currently holds the record of used stickers on this channel.

[@minionlover1978]

doing God's work

[@dullicecream]

That's a hit

[@pinpuff6457]

That’s a hit

[@dimitridan8112]

Only 3 minutes between 400 and 500, he really went hard during that time

[@claudiarokicianski2499]

That’s a hit

[@jackmacdonald1298]

Jacob literally got 6 yards under the TAS in leaf leap holy shit

[@christiancasaverdepertica1802]

Pretty sure that's literally one leaf away

[@Mansion1of7]

@@christiancasaverdepertica1802 It is, meaning it was less than a second away from being literally perfect.

[@sorio99]

Alpharad confirmed inhumanly perfect.

[@herrsteinr637]

Icarus was suppressed for merely a moment

[@RobertoGarcia-kh4px]

@@herrsteinr637 he did well in the minigame about getting closer to the sun? i don’t think icarus was suppressed at all

[@axis3174]

This episode is a hit.

[@Hyperzertoon01]

@UCT-fxAjhneFZw-2VHwFpZZw shut up

[@Hyperzertoon01]

It took really nothing for him to delete the reply

[@redero55]

But the opening was a miss

[@dreamy8899]

this comment is hit

[@Muddytony20]

*Bowser roar

[@suavepilled7647]

still calling altrive a guest is the most powerful thing in this video

[@jarwa4774]

My day be so fine, then boom Realizing Altrive is just a guest

[@ReReCoil]

You know what, that's a hit.

[@arancini1837]

whaaaat?

[@bensjammin9]

If he isn’t already, I want him to stay permanently. They’re all entertaining, but Dash joining has brought the channel to a whole new level.

[@ultimatedeath316]

Still calling altrive a guest is a hit

[@maccross4567]

8:10 by the way, I’m pretty sure a TAS scored a world record of 180 this mini game. Alpha was 2 jumps away from tying with that. Honestly unbelievable, mad props 👍

[@pmahcgop6693]

Honestly I think jo maxing out stickers is more impressive

[@aeroson3889]

@@pmahcgop6693 that's a hit

[@hurricane_tyrone6299]

180 is the max.

[@dimitridan8112]

Wasn't TAS! Petty sure it was lilypichu

[@Kono_Dio-Da]

@@dimitridan8112 TAS means Tool-Assisted Speedrun

[@null7493]

Dk should spam his hi sticker but have a small chance to randomly just press the yoshi sticker

[@jonsterjones1218]

truly would be art

[@arancini1837]

this is even more funny, because only yoshi can use that sticker. however, D.K. is a god. D.K. is a master.

[@noyou8214]

This idea is a hit

[@robthk]

so...that means yoshi and DK are connected SOMEHOW?!...wait why does that sound kinda wrong?...oh, *_OHHHHH NO_*

[@riiel3474]

Learned the other day the sticker counter is capped at 999, which is a miss. But DK should always spam more than that

[@valensfdbn]

I love the sticker spam, it's like rain background noise, after a while you don't hear it but you miss it when it's gone.

[@Tonjit41]

It fills in the deadspace and make a me laugh.

[@EllieBerryPie]

Jacob has gaslit Jo and Dash into thinking the raid boss is DK, when it is him all along

[@ikari570]

Unrelated but I wanna say I love your profile picture

[@EllieBerryPie]

@@ikari570 thanks

[@muzuchama]

@@ikari570 unrelated 2 but I wanna say I love your profile picture

[@ONLY_RR7]

@@muzuchama unrelated 3 but I wanna say I hate your profile picture

[@bausofbaconrebooted236]

Did you know that if you put "Hit" and "Miss" together you get "Katana?"

[@galaxypedestalfan]

Yes

[@arancini1837]

this comment is a hit

[@ClamAndCheese]

Not even clever, doesn't make sense. MISS!

[@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle]

@@ClamAndCheese Waaah!

[@whosthisguyagain3153]

@@ClamAndCheese You wouldn’t!

[@nyanyapostsstuff3044]

My headcanon is that Donkey Kong is actually played by Zombie, who is part of Alpharad Deluxe's cast.

[@Tonjit41]

YES. THIS IS NOW OFFICIAL.

[@localhdmain6306]

i mean yeah why do you think they call him master dk? because zombie is actually just a god at Mario party

[@quackkillerreal]

Big props to Jo for maxing out on stickers! Can’t wait to see what you go for next!

[@abyssalnothingness]

Spoilers😡🤬😡

[@quackkillerreal]

@@abyssalnothingness waaaah!

[@abyssalnothingness]

@@quackkillerreal good game

[@nakedstatue8517]

Spoilers wtf

[@quackkillerreal]

@@nakedstatue8517 waaaah!

[@luluzin5022]

0:41 I love how Dash tries to make a joke about being a guest, because they still do that bit, but Jacob and Jo needed a second to remember the bit and play along.

[@kingofpilgrims368]

Welcome back everyone to our favorite Mario series of 2021: Is it Hit or Miss?

[@hookedonfriendship1372]

HIT! 100%. Who needs Chris Pratt, this is better than a movie

[@pinpuff6457]

I guess they never miss huh

[@Gojirius]

Hit!

[@JoeySpa]

@@pinpuff6457 that reference was a miss

[@arancini1837]

you wouldn’t!

[@ElariaFlori]

I just remembered that Dash isn't a normal part of this channel and I love how you've managed to fuck with my brain through your chaotic timeline of uploads.

[@patrickabbott1029]

My mental state can't take hearing altrive be called a guest, after losing so many "guests" before him. Never forget the souls we've lost, Josh, Ellie, Zombie, Alex the 9, Plussyfan 9, Kidd, Keely, Rickles, Tyler, Miloni. I still remember that one time an episode was ended to "record minecraft with someone", that's the hardest time I've been gas lighten ever, and by a channel I support no less. overall good episode, solid 10/10

[@Tonjit41]

Congrats!

[@grey8478]

we never lost zombie also don't forget mike

[@grandangus5285]

Master DK is zombie bro they’re just shy

[@AltF-io3dy]

Wait we lost Keely?

[@shaanrashadsaifullah2255]

Zombie is a permanent member, he just doesn't talk very much.

[@CanadianSchizo]

Please keep Dash as a permanent member on deluxe, the chemistry between you three is like nothing I’ve ever seen in my life.

[@orb3796]

Yeah, Jo and Dash will be fighting while Jacob will be the mediator

[@gunnadahun]

Statistically it’s not the most obnoxious episode yet because last time jo and dash had around 900 each

[@rotemzoe]

i once lost to an easy cpu cuz he swapped stars and coins with the master cpu on the last turn with chance time :)

[@rat9677]

That’s a miss

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

miss 😔😔😔

[@aeroson3889]

That's a hit

[@Underworlder5]

chance time: both the best and worst feature in mario party

[@TheCaptainstupendous]

Jacob always advocates for ganging up on DK but he's the one who keeps winning...wonder when Dash and Joe will realize he's been gaslighting them 🤔

[@pichujiggs153]

Gaslighting isn’t a real thing

[@CanadianSchizo]

@@pichujiggs153 it doesn’t exist

[@elliotw.888]

yeah man lowkey waiting for the game where Jacob loses and dk wins

[@lazyryan3766]

Look at some previous games. When there's a lot of skill minigames, master dk tends to dominate.

[@abbacuspotter9232]

Jacob wins for two reasons: Dash has the worst luck of any dice game player ever, and Jo rarely ever violates his mashing principle

[@MasterPojoway]

if cpu could input stickers, even if it were mods, that’d be the most menacing thing ever

[@coldsobanoodle7407]

Dash being a guest on this channel is a hit.

[@boredmagala5701]

I think we need more sticker spamming: we need a superstars tool assisted run of the highest possible sticker count in a game

[@MasterPojoway]

the fact the jacob was one leaf away from getting the same score as a TAS amazes me

[@deltastudios6632]

I was just watching the "We found the strongest CPU in gaming history" video, and you release this. Well, guess it's Monke Sunday.

[@rytheyan9064]

Its mario party Sunday

[@Xcentricon]

Monkey sunday lollll

[@merchantziro4285]

M O N K E

[@crockoclock7771]

Master DK is back. I now have a reason to watch Alpharad Deluxe

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

I hope the training arc was effective. He'd have to have his next training arc in a beach episode for extra power gain.

[@idontlikelasagne7211]

Bruh huh

[@lilchromie]

If this entire channel becomes a Mario party channel I would be okay with that. I daresay it would even be a hit.

[@arancini1837]

whaaaat?

[@Tonjit41]

Congrats!

[@gamecrusader6768]

Good Game!

[@blarg2429]

@@arancini1837 *yoshi ahegao*

[@benilator1811]

Jo has capped, reached his potential even, Hit!

[@Auromious]

The fact that Jo can just mash as the game plays out makes this the perfect game for him

[@adamrees7822]

Altrive:” how are they breathing in space?” Jo: “Sonic can already breath in space.”

[@MasterPojoway]

its wild that dash is still considered a guest when i dont think i’ve watched an alpharad deluxe video without him for months (not complaining, if anything, i love it, because altrive = amazing)

[@ikirbeeburgr]

You know what Shrek, this comment is a Hit

[@ScaredJade]

Im p sure that him being a guest is just a bit but idk

[@CB_Hyperz88]

Altrive is a hit!

[@superwooper5210]

Look at the channel banner

[@ikirbeeburgr]

@@superwooper5210 NO WAY they Added Dash to the Banner?! You know what, That’s a hit.

[@gashadokuro_]

YOOOOOOO, MASTER DK! THAT'S A HIT

[@jaiye_]

I think the audio is desynced by like less than a second, but I only noticed it 36 minutes in when Jacob says he got a warp block before it appears. Point being, this is my favorite podcast with unrelated gameplay behind it.

[@gavinyoung2659]

nah he just read it off of the toad text. Congrats!

[@jaiye_]

@@gavinyoung2659 thanks for sharing

[@hookedonfriendship1372]

Dude I love them playing Mario party it’s my favorite thing to watch in my down time I LOVE IT SOOOO MUCH. Especially the interplay between joe and altrive.

[@abyssalnothingness]

*Jo joestar

[@arcaflame9456]

thta's a hit

[@overpoweringgarbage852]

The day Altrive wins a game of Mario party is the day Alpharad rows a 1-1-1 triple dice

[@chillin5703]

Technically... this wasn't far off

[@Silink12]

I like how alpha who wins almost every game fear mongers against the ai which has won once.

[@ElariaFlori]

Hey Jacob I'd like to let you know of a super stupid bit you could do on Yoshi's Island map. The twomps can just be bought off for like 150 coins, and if you can trap all your opponents on one the right side of the map, you can make it so that they can never leave.

[@LinkDawnbringer]

I certainly don't think they hate each other, I think they're pretty good friends. That said, I DO think that on the wrong day Jo's way of playing Mario party stresses Alpha out like crazy

[@the_exxtra1425]

You are so influential! I love how you changed my vocabulary forever by making me observe the world only in "hits" and "misses"

[@AwesmFilms]

I had a dream last night that these three started a new bit where they started calling every Mario Party mini game “Tekken 4” It’s one thing to influence somebody’s sense of humor but it is an entirely different thing to influence what they dream about.

[@GutsyViceroy]

They do say that life imitates art

[@mry5993]

I'm really going through a hard time rn, and I'm really glad there's some Alpharad Deluxe to brighten my thoughts. This comment isn't some clout chasing, I'm genuinely grateful to Jacob, Jo and Dash. Thank you.

[@undefeatedsaber9543]

Same here

[@Altopluh]

Miss!

[@micahvisser3772]

I am loving this series. Definitely my favorite of your content games. Also, sticker spam is great, keep it up.

[@mc_zackb]

I guarantee that literally everyone is rooting for Master DK. That’s a Hit.

[@godoftomatos881]

No

[@mc_zackb]

@@godoftomatos881 That's a miss

[@spynix0718]

Always rooting for Dash. He is just a hit.

[@CanadianSchizo]

True

[@mc_zackb]

True

[@lucasgallardo5678]

I cant believe im geniunly dissapointed they didnt get stuck in the beggining for the entire match, what did this channel do to me?

[@peregrinehawk8363]

It's funny how they team on dk while alpharad's being the sweatiest player alive.

[@letterEsu]

Leaf transition is the only thing I watch for this channel

[@fugyfruit]

Can't wait for the 34 minute episode that ends with skeleton key

[@risingtoastcheesecake4730]

Spamming stickers is always a hit. If I don't here Bowser growling all the time, it's the wrong game and I might as well watch something else

[@budkosin326]

Alpharads dignity for this game “yeah I’m the money guy”

[@trickynick9139]

Dash has singlehandedly altered my sense of humor. For better or for worse. Even if he is just a guest, I hope he stays for quite a while longer because his chemistry with Jo and Jacob is phenomenal

[@ietonewowoi3053]

I like how they freak out over every single skeleton key, and I still can’t tell if it’s just then shitting on how useless they are, or if they genuinely matter

[@BZZC4S]

i feel like dash doesnt talk that much but when he does its fucking hilarious.

[@Bieks1]

Your mileage may vary

[@lloydo.d.5027]

Most of the comments are "That's a hit" or "That's a miss". And you know what? That's a hit.

[@HoshiArt]

I don't know what this channel has done to my sense of humor, but anyone just deadpan saying "Luigi." is peak comedy.

[@willow3790]

i'm gonna keep it 100% with you all the biggest reason i watch this stuff is because of the stickers you guys have shaped my humor and you should be ashamed my family wont play mario party anymore after i ruined the economy on the yoshi stage and you know what that's a miss

[@jacksonmilligan8525]

The TAS speedrun for leaf leap is 180 yds. Alpharad got 174 yds. Alpharad is master DK, HOW DID WE NOT SEE THIS.

[@heinrichmetzger4185]

I am shocked they remembered to add a leaf transition. Insane progress for the continuity of Alpharad Deluxe

[@icarusmarioFAN]

Time stamp?

[@squiddler7731]

Fun fact: there's a 1 in 43,100 chance that one of the four players rolls a 1 for ten turns in a row, trapping everyone in purgatory on this map

[@squiddler7731]

_Recent events have made me realize that it is far easier to end up in an endless loop than I thought_

[@Gamemaster13000]

Now we need an episode where everyone has 999 stickers spammed.

[@brittoncominoli5348]

29:00 Quote by jacob: "I can't see an astronaut without thinking about among us" This is a depressing thought lmao

[@snappy8666]

why did he run into that pk flash

[@kevinhernadez4237]

This will never beat the 19 turn game Altrive streamed where they exclusively stayed on one side of the map with no stars lmao

[@ponchoman6277]

The only way you can know for sure that the skeleton key is useless is to see just how hype they get over it

[@vaclavkaras3210]

Hearing the Congrats! sticker every second is honestly very funny and a Hit!

[@char1194]

It genuinely broke my heart when Jo went left...

[@lemonnitrate3050]

I literally don’t think there was a moment where jo wasn’t spamming stickers when given the opportunity

[@RealRyanCoates]

“Yoooooo” That’s a hit

[@Ausholliday15]

I love how Jacob always ultimately wins. Such a hit

[@icecontrol1]

8:14 Got really close to the maximum which is 180 yd, when getting there you are atop a golden leaf

[@ppinbutt6921]

Thank you for knowing what we want, THAT A HIT LETS GOOO

[@elijahsusername]

"you feel as if you've been here before"

[@Patrees.]

Respect the grind Joe

[@jadas1483]

Altrive's been on here so often recently that I kinda forgot he is a guest

[@Zum1UDontNo]

I feel like every time someone gets a star, they should be able to counterpick a sticker and then nobody is able to use that sticker for the rest of the game. I'm aware this would make everything worse

[@frederikgjernrosenberg868]

I like that ;

[@christiancasaverdepertica1802]

When the episode has Master DK: That's a hit

[@sdthestd1465]

Dude spaming stickers is a huge giga Chad move

[@Salem_Noir]

Master DK is a hit

[@gingy8825]

This is a hit

[@hudsontreaty00]

The sticker spam is one of my favourite bits from this series.

[@FrostReach66]

Master CPU’s are absolute monsters in this game… glad to finally have some challenging CPU’s!

[@knucklesdontchuckle]

Wish my entire view of the screen was obstructed by their stickers; too bad that it’s not :(

[@naygoats955]

The other day I was playing on horror land with my friends and it was turn 13 of a 15 turn game and everyone had like 150 coins and I used a custom dice block to land in the same spot as someone else to duel them bet all 157 coins and won then proceeded to get king boo twice needless to say I won

[@pinpuff6457]

That’s a hit

[@DSFII]

You didn’t find the most skilled cpu, he found you

[@reiKANRA]

This series is a hit.

[@Codename_Crow]

I forgot altrive is a guest i literally thought he was a member at this point

[@wetbones]

spamming stickers is my favorite part

[@samlarson9120]

Hit!

[@Gojirius]

Hit!

[@shooshiwhooshi8736]

Loving the leaf transitions 🍃

[@user-wz9nc2mc8b]

anytime joe is actually trying and it's his turn I'm so afraid of him messing up

[@Rious23]

I accidentally hit "m" and muted the video and thought it was a bit for like 5 minutes-

[@Scallywaggg52]

Welcome to the bald podcast

[@Ryan-zg4qs]

personally i think the sticker optimization bit was hilarious

[@nokis2570]

this series is a hit

[@thijmen2341]

Hit!

[@reagansido5823]

I was honestly surprised that the coin beam still took all coins. after seeing things like Bowser minigame only take 10 coins, I thought it was gonna get toned down.

[@FFKonoko]

Nah. The economy is busted for a reason

[@bruhmoment4405]

You know what, that's a hit.

[@amclatchie50]

this episode kept me from quitting my job

[@digitalgamer457]

Jacob lying about people hating on them spamming stickers? that's a Toadette crying sticker right there.

[@andrlop6772]

any time you call altrive "a guest" i get so scared that he'll eventually leave the channel

[@adrianoacciarini7500]

Great episode, that's a hit

[@alexanderharris1370]

Absolute hit of an episode