The funniest time out in Smash history

[@tylerl3030]

I literally didn't know "Playing with sonic be like" existed

[@schwarz8614]

@keep rollin thats not a link for "Playing with sonic be like" I have been lied to

[@toowiggly]

They didn't add it to the elite smash playlist either

[@dbeta0699]

@@schwarz8614 I hate when people send random links. I won’t lie, here’s Playing against Sonic be like kzbin.info/www/bejne/iX6uaXdpgZKib6c

[@tristanbowles7258]

@@dbeta0699 you are a saint for not Rick rolling

[@fatesenvy]

And you call yourself an alpharad plus fan

[@jamessisk2013]

Genuinely laughed so hard with the Sonic games. Hey you asked you’re not allowed to be disappointed.

[@bigbiggoblin2873]

for real the Mario Bros stage was perfect for it

[@muraki3714]

The moment when he kept casually dodging squirtel had me rolling

[@mrrfyW]

666th like

[@mrrfyW]

@keep rollin shut up

[@lyoukeefen7199]

Same

[@kingtoast6624]

Sonic doing his jaunty ass walk while squirtle desperately tries to dash attack him is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[@NexusVGM]

Lmfao HOW did he not catch him

[@jaune188]

I like how the final smash tier list is mentioned whenever sonic uses his final smash.

[@Tonjit41]

We still don't have an updated FS tierlist. I'm shaking and crying.

[@orinking8064]

@@Tonjit41 sora isn't out yet so we need to wait

[@zebrain2330]

I mean when I’m playing with my friends and it comes on screen we always mention it

[@jaune188]

@@zebrain2330 me too honestly

[@InoueMizuhashi]

@JaunE Ikr lmao

[@ninjabacon4986]

The funniest part of the bald joke being a running bit is Jacob hating it and actively trying to redirect the conversation to anything else and completely failing because dash just won’t let it get. Absolutely amazing

[@nathente5826]

Yeah that ending was golden

[@sasaki999pro]

Its nice watching jacob get gaslighted for a change

[@novelsolvings8024]

I love how you can tell how quickly Jacob got tired of the "Bald Podcast" bit

[@unlockedocean176]

Good point, he never got tired of it.

[@memeze9398]

who’s jacob

[@jeremyabbott4537]

@@memeze9398 ligma balds

[@wurmturm]

@@memeze9398 alpharad

[@leowolastname2250]

@@wurmturm alpharad deluxe*

[@flamingsword7341]

“I know why Falcon wears a helmet” incredible conclusion to such a dumb bit

[@reecehunter7]

"Conclusion"

[@flamingsword7341]

@@reecehunter7 yeah it really hasn't died yet huh

[@Theplatzguy]

I’m not gonna lie I think I gaslighted myself to thinking “The bald podcast” was an ongoing bit that happened before

[@popperama6478]

It definitely did come up in one of the mario maker episodes.

[@rytheyan9064]

I think ive done the same thing

[@PostalAngular]

it's in the monkey ball elisodes

[@simanolastname2399]

It's in like every other video

[@kestrel7493]

It's in one of the mario maker and one of the monkey ball episodes

[@emilyd4469]

11:31 Shout out to everyone who remembers that time fletchling accomplished what Arceus couldn't in Custom Coliseum

[@supersonicfan6404]

Yoooooo

[@MangoRiko]

Yoooooo

[@Missingno_Miner]

Fletchling the slayer of immortals

[@finnconnelly9983]

Yooo

[@AGNZac]

YOOOOO!

[@benjamin4624]

I really do think Dash’s biggest weakness is his humor. He could be all serious and stuff, but instead he is funny.

[@prototypex9094]

yes

[@ninjakid1003]

>he is funny Now hold there buddy

[@benjamin4624]

@@ninjakid1003 if he’s not funny then why even watch

[@douglaso_o276]

@@benjamin4624 what?

[@benjamin4624]

@@douglaso_o276 ?

[@LinkDawnbringer]

That sonic match on Mario Bros hazards off is probably the most in character way Sonic could ever be played, and I am here for it, so freaking funny

[@jadetealaaron2003]

"Over here Shell for Brains!!" Yes I read this in Jaleel White's Sonic Voice shut up

[@Tuxfanturnip]

@@jadetealaaron2003 read it in Penny Parker's sonic voice instead

[@jadetealaaron2003]

@@Tuxfanturnip **e v e n b e t t e r.**

[@exzyyd392]

@@Tuxfanturnip *Runs off the edge and appears on the other side* "Hehe...ONE"

[@vvvvvv66666]

So true

[@flum6206]

"you know who is bald? His dad." Jacob- "no he's not..."

[@Novastitous]

Yes Fax… Nah, but seriously, that was fucking hilarious.

[@bungo2514]

@@Novastitous nearly had me there

[@Novastitous]

@@bungo2514 Consider yourself Trolled.

[@mrrfyW]

@keep rollin shut

[@DaRockeet]

@@Novastitous lose

[@shadelawft4736]

This episode was just altrive being chaotic while Jacob camps people out. 10/10

[@hooverhoover5]

8:10 Jo those are called “shiny” Pokémon

[@Megamind283]

I'm going to be honest as soon as I saw this in the video I had an aneurysm and died and I'm actually a spectre commenting this

[@floorguardian52]

yeah :D

[@lazyryan3766]

Is that a link to explicit content? I want to know if I should report it for that on top of spam

[@hasargel]

@@lazyryan3766 yes, probably its exactly what all the bots nowadays spam

[@SaucyRamenBoy]

@@lazyryan3766 its definitely a bot, whether or not its a fake youtube link or a spam advertising bot i dont know since ive never clicked on the link, but you should report it anyway

[@Vynce2003]

Sonic timing people out = ew Alpharad or Jo timing people out as sonic = I’ll watch that all day long

[@TheKorenji]

That's because they're not desperate about winning or doing it competitively, they're just being assholes and mocking people like Meta era Sonic would.

[@Vynce2003]

@@TheKorenji it’s called making content that viewers want to watch.

[@scrimblor]

"This shit straight outta Scooby Doo" THAT KILLED ME OMG

[@Pluike]

IDK what they're talking about every time out in Smash is funny.

[@Dankmemes555]

@keep rollin . Stop

[@arbitraryideas8843]

So true [Insert link that totally isn’t a cookie logger]

[@delicioushomemadestrawberr8730]

Yeah but this is the funniest

[@fortnitefan7273]

Yeah but this is the funniest you goober!

[@matthijscalje4143]

@@Dankmemes555 it's a bot, report it

[@floppyfosh]

next time alpha does a charity event I want the highest stretch goal to be making The Bald Podcast

[@AshArtzMusic]

There was a speck of dust on my screen and I thought the title was “The funniest time.out in smash history”

[@julielove4evr]

The funniest time; out in smash history

[@heyoyo10gaming4]

@@julielove4evr Time; The Way Home

[@hyperoo8011]

hate when that happens

[@Auromious]

Come.dy

[@kikirappi]

Cool me too

[@veggietailsdj2651]

Sonic is fun he makes me smile especially when you guys use him as he was intended

[@paladinthefifth6542]

As someone who doesn't play smash actively, watching you time someone out is the funniest shit ever to me

[@xXthevenomousXx]

15:33 I feel this. Piranha Plant's FS is confusing since you think you're controlling Petey and don't notice you running off the side of the stage.

[@Missingno_Miner]

Yeah, for the longest time I thought Piranha Plant was literally turning into Petey. I don't know how I thought that but I did.

[@aurachanneler8396]

Those sonic games were actually hilarious, which is not even remotely okay because they were literally the definition of bullying. Doesn’t make them any less funny though! :)

[@its_heeho]

They just adapted to their own opponent's rule set

[@Platitudinous9000]

this whole channel is pretty much just recorded harassment with bewildered commentary

[@muraki3714]

Pretty much. Was laughing my ass off but you bet i would’ve smashed my switch in two if i was that pt

[@razzdazzjazz]

This is the only Alpharad Deluxe video I watched audio-only, and I think I experienced it right.

[@BeddsyYT]

"welcome to the bald podcast" has been permanently inserted in to my vocab

[@SuperEljafru]

sonic walking slightly ahead of the desperately mashing squirtle is forever sealed in my heart as my favorite moment of smash ultimate

[@spaceace9103]

8:53 seeing you out walk that Squirtle gave me my biggest laugh in a while.

[@duskpede5146]

those sonic games were actually the funniest shit i've ever seen

[@rileymoore7025]

Playing against Sonic = F Tier content Playing *as* Sonic = S Tier content

[@huntingdavis1722]

When alpha said vin diesel as Mario I thought of the rock as toad and I can’t stop laughing

[@nolan7800]

i like watching these videos while eating cinnamon toast crunch

[@callmefleet]

Yo, I actually do that too lol

[@Tonjit41]

Dad? Is that you?

[@jackm4281]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch guy is bald

[@callmefleet]

@@jackm4281 ok

[@nolan7800]

@@callmefleet Seriously a mood

[@bobby.x9627]

I love how many bald jokes and all of yall got a full head of hair

[@snak64]

This truly is the funniest timeout in Smash History

[@Tonjit41]

I wish he dash danced between the sides.

[@sinraptorproject4342]

I am so glad that Alpharad, Jo and Altrive have finally decided to tackle societal issues that really matter, like how awesome it is to be bald

[@mudkipfan2585]

My new favorite episode of the bald podcast

[@heyoyo10gaming4]

It was never the same after Brian left

[@doomgirl5341]

@@heyoyo10gaming4 Brian comes back in season 4

[@heyoyo10gaming4]

@@doomgirl5341 >:( Spoilers

[@Mepphy99]

I swear when they started running in the bottom screen ... Yeah that Is peak Sonic gameplay for me

[@paulnewton2284]

The Sonic games were the most thrilling entertainment I have ever seen. Timing people out is just so hype. 10/10. I am 0/10 bald. I have luscious locks like Simon Belmont and I am proud of them.

[@LancetheGallade-fs2yn]

Thanks for sharing!

[@Kmax_817]

You shouldn’t be proud. Imagine having hair.

[@paulnewton2284]

@@Kmax_817 hairist

[@Kmax_817]

@@paulnewton2284 hair-full of yourself

[@JankTank]

Honestly, Sonic taking laps was literally so funny I fell out of my chair. I wish I was joking, but I had to spend five minutes cleaning up the water I spilled on my desk, xD

[@Ayacakes95]

can't wait to see sonic! i love sonic! i love seeing him time out people!

[@itsneestar]

0:00 The best reaction to Sonic I've seen in the Sonic community

[@hooverhoover5]

Please don’t be lying, Jacob. I can’t take a heartbreak Edit: You weren’t lying :) Edit 2: Jo those are shiny Pokémon Edit 2: That wasn’t a time-out. You were lying :( Edit 3: It was the only good game to ever happen with Sonic in it Edit 4: I don’t get the joke Edit 6: 👩‍🦲 Edit 7: I thought it was a Joe Rogan reference

[@ZpectreWasTaken]

@keep rollin yep You’re not funny

[@bazochaos1538]

I can’t believe he’s done this

[@pablocl3186]

(Edited)

[@bazochaos1538]

@@pablocl3186 I had a minor spelling mistak

[@dingochungis6814]

i love how they're talking about viewer duration being low as if Alpha camping someone out as sonic on Mario Bros isn't the funniest shit i've seen all week

[@TheCosmicUprise]

This is unironically my favorite episode so far

[@voomette_]

This is genuinely the funniest gameplay ive seen on the channel you should play sonic more often

[@paxgallery6646]

As a fellow sonic main, this is how I want to play the game and I appreciate you showing it off

[@zeeshanshaik5770]

Calling fletchling a f*cking stupid pokemon was very rude Jo. Especially since it managed to push a broken Hero off the edge in one of your tournaments.

[@blazeten2223]

even though it might seem like that pokemon trainer lost gsp, he actually just lost brain cells and his sanity...and damn that's just hilarious

[@bigchaloog8810]

I saw this video, and i was disappointing. Sonic s Neutral special is one Of the best moves in the Game. The fact that it can be charged and it is so fast,, means that it homes and is very very good. You were playing bad sonic, not good sonic. You were not using the special moves, instead using weak tilts and thorws. since he has a down b and side b that goes fast and hits hard, you were disrespecting the sonic main community. sad.

[@pidgey1758]

DUDE THEY ADDED SONIC TO THE GAME IN THE FINAL FIGHTERS PASS I BET HES GONNA PLAY AWESOME!!!!!

[@12345abxdefghijk]

I kinda wished we got Dr. Eggman as a sonic rep, but it is what it is

[@pidgey1758]

Ikr it’d be way funnier to abuse and beat up an old guy online instead of a blue hedgehog

[@buttersddragon]

i like how ThndrPuss! prioritized the ! over either of the vowels in thunder

[@tyler9039]

Thank you for raising awareness of sonic!! People sleep on this character like crazy

[@oliverrouth7877]

I know right, Spin-dash is so underrated!!

[@GrapeApe9D]

When they said “beyond bald” that got me thinking about Bed Bath and Beyond, which now looks like a waste of money, time, and space in our capitalist world. The stores are way too big for storing solely beds and bathrooms. And what even is beyond? What lies beyond beds and baths? Looking back to hit movie “Click” starring Adam Sandler, we can confidently say “beyond” refers to Christopher Walken selling remote controllers, and that’s a great business. Bed and bath is really just a waste. They could settle with calling the store “Beyond” and they’d be kicking Radio Shack right off the market. Bed and bath is way too overrated, and we all know that because we are gamers. “Beyond” is what really matters Also, Sonic CD best Sonic game. Metal sonic is just too cool, and the game features the iconic spooky sonic picture with the “Fun is infinite with sega” thing

[@lekoe961]

The best part about Altrive's jokes are watching people try to figure them out because there's just nothing there but people like to search

[@fod-der]

Donot worry gakob and joespeh (and maybe the other guy.... Maybe😠) I watchetd the "Playing against sock be like" video... It was funny because the joke was true.

[@J25code2]

It's been a long time since my stomach hurt from laughing. That PT match will live forever in my mind

[@ShirakoriMio]

you know if you really stop to think about it, Samus is more bald than Simon because Simon has hair on every inch of his body. :)

[@omggamer6166]

To anyone who reads this comment have a good day

[@mdudegamer]

Jo's "Laugh." actually got a chuckle out of me.

[@mangarotti]

so, just out of curiosity, is there anything that can be done about the dude that just spams "yep (stupid video) fax", i'm genuinely getting tired of seeing that

[@curriedcat5305]

Personally I think camping and timing people out is a beautiful art so I’m one of the 4 people who actually enjoyed the content

[@dragonix2094]

I love and hate when you just stereotype sonic as campy When a random player plays sonic u immediately think they’ll camp and ppl hate it But when you do it people love it (You make it funny and enjoyable tho) But I think this can also influence the viewers to have a bad image with sonic, maybe that’s why hbox chat are toxic with a character no matter how they play

[@nothanksfools]

Clockworks Sonic is one of the hypest Sonics I've seen. I'm sure they know it's the player not the character but they do this to be "funny"

[@themrmrpicklepicklenoodle4481]

17:31 reminds of when a friend of mine called Zekrom "Thunder cock" unpromptly

[@Alex-kz4tn]

I feel like with how much this channel lives and breathes in irony, running away as Sonic becomes perfectly on brand and very entertaining

[@SpifoxPB]

Yo alpharads sonic is schnasty. Kengo should take notes.

[@ub-06austin40]

Waluigi isn’t in Smash because he’s secretly bald. Why else would he wear a hat?

[@moreupdog]

The match with the trainer was one of the funniest moments on this channel in a while

[@stoneapollyon8313]

hey can you guys sh*t on every good sonic game and then praise all the bad garbage games? thanks :)

[@MasterPojoway]

honestly cancer patients are like the strongest people in all of existence, they arent bald by choice but because they were willed into it, and being bald literally makes them stronger (im so sorry)

[@calebspilman7811]

Don't be

[@MasterPojoway]

@@calebspilman7811 only saying sorry to those who would get offended

[@froggyx1029]

Why wouldnt people watching apharad deluxe want to watch sonic time people out? If that’s not the epitome of this channel, i dont know what is. Edit: After watching sonic try to time people out, I’ve come to the conclusion that this channel needs more of it :)

[@jonopboy]

5

[@j.j.proehl2849]

7.4374

[@Bhyolumana]

a yes, this is the best episode so far, and im being cerial B] type correctly is crigne

[@delta9731]

When he said “i know why falcon wears a helmet”, I knew what the joke was gonna be and I hated it

[@simanolastname2399]

This is the greatest timeout of All Time

[@nss_ethan]

no upload today, but this vid didn't premier, so I guess this channel isn't dead yet

[@woofpotato1234]

this video is the exact opposite of throwing for content thriving for content edit: 3/10

[@victor_e_dafeet8218]

0:30 the “Metal” sonic killed himself cuz of that “joke” lol The Sonic games were actually pretty funny, never enjoyed watching an opponent get timed out

[@MercuryA2000]

NGL, it normally hurts when I see someone trolling my main. At least a little bit. Watching you time out another ivysaur preferring pokemon trainer with sonic on mario bros? I was smiling the whole time.

[@LuckyTux]

I really hope they call the Ness episode something with Caillou

[@kodra1510]

Sonic: Awesome Bald: Bath and body works

[@roma6232]

Your sonic is SCHNASTY! I especially liked that time you combed that hero player off the side, bet they feel dumb now!

[@thisisameme6319]

Question for the Bald Podcast. How do you feel about Caillou?

[@_Bran]

These videos are like a Jo and Altrive podcast with smash playing in the background

[@Zbroyles9]

I love how the timeout wasnt even with sonic it was with simon lmao

[@dankmanOSU]

if you combine sonic, and metal sonic, it spells out katana

[@CanisInfernus]

True

[@ChazzzyF]

As someone who has Sonic Adventure 2 as one of their favorite games of all time, yeah the bosses in the game are pretty trash

[@jackrunner6414]

Donkey Kong is my favorite bald smash character

[@KimiOmega]

That's some "Looney Tunes" type shit lol 7:00

[@solitude4384]

Sonic games 10/10, as for my baldness 69/10

[@HibiscusPacific]

JoSniffy: Do we know every character that's in the Mario movie, now? Alpharad: No, we don't Altrive: Chris Pratt JoSniffy: You know whats a shame? He has hair. Altrive: Yea JoSniffy: I was really- Alpharad: WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING?! favorite part. 21:15

[@MasterHand4444]

I wish the bald podcast was on Google Podcasts, but KZbin will suffice for today. Another great episode fellas; really lets us hair-havers know what the bald experience is truly like.

[@datpanda6435]

ah man what a funny episode that I have definitely watched EDIT what if sonic was bald

[@JobuuLive]

Wow this commentary was... something.

[@embrefrosste6044]

I watched the sonic match twice. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[@DrNarhwal]

Welcome to the baldcast

[@kikiretzorg1467]

I think Altrive's biggest strength is his awesomeness. It's what keeps him a relatively awesome Among Us/Bloons Tower Defense player: every time he does awesome, we acknowledge how awesome he is. He's like the real-life Ganondorf: an awesome guy with an awesomeness complex.

[@average5206]

Jo really just said "i hope they add different colored pokemon"

[@jokirb2739]

That Sonic timeout was honestly one of the funniest matches I've seen

[@Gatsby3737]

Oh boy, I can’t wait to watch someone get timed out. Super fun good character Sonic Hedgehog

[@garandsho723]

I don't think I've laughed as hard at a video as I did with the sonic timeout💀

[@criticalfailure5882]

I genuinely want more sonic gameplay that is the hardest I think I’ve ever laughed. It literally hit me harder than the Nintendo Direct